Oh lord, the trauma of beholding Waitress Roger!

As a 30 year veteran bartender, I approve mediocre lovemaking.

If you're an adult who's tired of bars, the answer is getting your friends to drink at your house and play board games. You might even end up ditching the booze entirely just to focus on playing, because board games these days are actually awesome. So awesome, in fact, that there are often multiple quality options for every taste of every individual and group, and it's very easy to get addicted to buying new ones. If Board Games Were Honest???

I'm gonna show this to my buddy when I meet him at the bar later tonight.

I'll confess I've never before seen content that perfectly explains why you shouldn't drink and makes you want to get crying drunk at the same time. Genius.

I can never get enough of new Roger content

I went to a TGI Fridays with my folks for an early dinner about a decade ago and they were blasting Nickelback style music so loud we could barely talk, so my mom complained to the manager. He said the volume was set by corporate policy to make the place seem more exciting and he wasn’t allowed to lower it. I guess that’s still a thing.

"tugging at the wobbly Jenga blocks of long-term health" That is an amazing line.

I saw Roger in a dress and could've sworn the title was "If Bras Were Honest"

I believe Roger is not just immune to hangovers but he has invented the antidote for it as well! Always enjoying your ads. Stay safe!

He forgot to mention, "A drink today is just borrowed happiness from tomorrow" 😁

Roger needs to do an honest ad for all you can eat buffets. 😅

Oh! And don't forget kids: Advertising cigarettes on TV = Apocalyptically bad! Advertising alcohol on TV = A-OK! 👍

"Black and Tan-witch." This is funny on several layers. As if an Irish establishment would name something after a bitter enemy. They assume their customers are illiterate 🤣👀

Roger waitress was the content I didn't know I needed. Rocks that dress very well.

"We think about cleaning our bathrooms almost once a week" Lovely.

Roger stretching his acting abilities with this one and achieving greatness

I've lost most of my friends because I started Roger'ing everyone. The looks on their faces when he's spitting pure facts is like.. it made me lol so hard because I've seen that look oh-so-often.

OMG😂 I used to work in a karaoke bar and the old guy singing "Sweet Caroline" was an almost nightly occurrence.

Only 3x? I'm pretty sure bars are up to 5 or 6 times the retail price. Horton is giving deals

"What if free to play games were honest?" This bar sketch reminds me of the saying "there's no such thing as a free lunch" Well there's no such thing as a free game.

At least my fake Irish pub, can put together fish and chips and some mushy peas. On the other hand they also do a corn beef and cabbage eggroll. But they are doing that out of a sense of ironic humor. They’re not pretending it’s authentic. Frankly, it’s really good.

I didn't realise that Roger was Oirish 😜. Declaration of interest. I am Irish (typing this in Ireland).

Roger is the one person who can tell you beer is necessary for understanding his savageness about bars. Be sure to tip Roger very well 😈

Between Roger's "Honest Ads" & Ryan George's "First Person to..." series, there is no end to great satirical content!!! Keep up the great work

Roger just keeps giving me the best reasons why I barely leave the house, people and businesses are terrible, and helps justify all the money I don't spend (because I don't have it).

I love it when Roger slips in PSA's in his videos.

"Enflabbening" - good word to add to one's vocabulary.

It's all true- especially the part about the prices; 1 Pint of whatever generic larger/beer/cider in a pub = ~£4-5ish, 4 cans of the same stuff ( roughly 3.5-4 pints worth ) from a supermarket is about the same price. Haven't been in a pub for over a decade- drinks are grossly overpriced, place is either packed or empty, can't hear anything if it is packed, can't move so you have to stand outside or get crushed/knocked around, stinks because the carpet is soaked in beer, toilets stink or shit and piss and puke, music is obnoxiously loud, furniture is from the 80s, everyone is talking rubbish about subjects they have no comprehension of. No thanks. I'll drink alone at home, crying into my cider and wondering what has happened to the world and what the point of it all is.

lmao, the thing about being crabby for making change for the pool table really hit home. I used to go to a bowling alley in the area where if you wanted to actually bowl or play pool, they acted like you were really putting them out.

"Dublin Style Hawaiian Pizza" LOL. It's even better when you realize "Hawaiian" Pizza was invented in Canada by a Greek!

Roger in a dress was strangely...no, it was just strange. 😁

the irony is there is nothing else, he's not knocking going to bars he's literally telling you about your pointless march into nothing

Roger Horton never fails to bring a smile to my face.

Love how you point out that alcohol is carcinogenic, long overdue that awareness is raised😍

"Dublin-style Hawaiian Pizza", I'm freaking dying... 😂😂😂

Is this the first time Roger has played two roles in one of his videos ? I think it is but I'm not sure, I certainly wasn't expecting Roger the waitress as funny as that was, and it was funny.

We need a spin-off series of The Adventures of Waitress Roger

The only thing that can stop my smoking(bidi) addiction is an honest ad by roger 😂😢😢

Thank you, Roger

Those legs, blinding 😂

POV: You're an introvert sitting on your PC watching a video about what people do outside their home.

I didn't realize that Roger had a twin sister.

Of course Adults could find something better to do than feel too old at a pub, they could stay in with a couple of store bought bottles and binge on Honest Ads.

Roger in a dress was epic acting!!! The shoes hilarious.

This is hilarious. As someone who doesn't drink at all, I feel like I'm hearing my own words spoken back to me. This was right up there with the Smartwatch video. I love it!

Literally my job before we moved into a new building last month. We were an Irish pub that had a Taco Thursday.

Man I'm 23 and I can already feel the changes in my body... doesn't help that I drank too much ever since I was 16... I mostly quit alcohol now though, only drinking maybe once a month, and maybe on holidays, instead of 2 times a week like I did before.

Rodger in drag is something I didn't know I needed. LOL

If I'd ever gone astray before, Roger has forever recaptured my soul. Those legs. Yowza!

OMG that sweet Caroline reference is REAL 😭

I just got Rogered. I need a drink. Anyone have a cold yeast juice?

Its great how Roger can keep knocking the content out.

Hey more of that Waitress Roger, please! Rowr Rowr!😂😂😂

“And at the furthest end of the block, we have Hortons Hip-Hop Hood, which we purposefully placed on the least frequented end of the street to keep black and other minority patrons as far away from our top-tier taverns as possible.” Surprised that wasn’t included in this honest ad. It isn’t exactly a secret that lots of establishments don’t want our business.

I have a need. The name of that need? Roger. Thankfully, as a Roger junky, you guys are happy to provide my fix.

i don't drink but was thinking if i should give going to a bar a shot to socialize and get a virgin pinacolda, sweet potato dish, or dessert.

Roger in a fetching green frock! My eyes and brain 🧠 will never be the same. 😂☘️🥃

Worked in a pub for a while... Concerning how accurate it is.

In Roger We Trust, but I drink at home

Love it. Going sober was the greatest thing I ever done!

4:50 I've learned the hard way how there are very few ways to go out as an adult that doesn't require alcohol.

That's it! I've had enough! I'm heading straight over to the nearest Irish pub right now!

So happy they went back to the old formula, and let Roger soak up all the laughs and stage light 😎♥️

Love all your skits! Line by line this is hilarious. Gotta say you captured the accent much better for "Mary" that flirty colleen! 🤣

The image for Rockin' Roger's is literally Bob's Bar in Columbus, Ohio. I'm dead, I spent so much time there as a grad student 😂

The cherry on top is the liquor ad that played directly afterwards.

Watching this make me want to support my local liquor store! Beer may be bad for you - but in today's world - it's necessary for us older folks. :)

Funny thing? I got an ad for alcohol when I clicked on this

"Tugging at the wobbly Jenga blocks of long-term health" 😆😆😆

Watched this while having a beer... Perfect combo

Immune to hangovers...... I knew Roger has super powers.

Oh god I was *not prepared* for that version of Roger

"You might get stabbed for looking at the juke box the wrong way" 😂

"Maybe we could play pool, do you have any change for the machine?" "Sure, although I'll be really surly about it for no good reason!" 🤣🤣

Roger is a life hack savior 👍🏻💯❤️

Americans literally drink a fraction of what most European nations' citizens drink. Drinking is fun- specially introverts. But keep in mind he is right about the ridiculously high prices.

"Tugging at the wobbly Jenga blocks of long term health is worth it" That's just beautiful writing

"Tugging at the wobbly jenga blocks of long term health" is an amazing analogy. I'm 20, and I only started taking it actually seriously a few months ago.

Finally, someone has expressed in words what I think of bars!

lol'd at the pizza order

Good ol' Roger 😁😂!!! He needs to run for President! At least he'll keep it honest.

I loved the slainte toast to the "guest's" health, as I brought them big plates of deep fried everything. The work shirt asking, "What are you in the mood for?" was just icing on the cake.

It is what it is folks 🤷🏽‍♂️ Alcohol is thee deadliest of all drugs. Much respect Roger. 💯

Roger is hilarious AND his cast are incredible too! I feel like the rest of the cast doesn't get the recognition they deserve.

These are the bests skits of anything anywhere!

This is my 21st year as a server. I maybe have 15 drinks a year. I never understood the idea of chemical crutches.

Its an absolute sacrilege that this has so few views. I wish nothing but the best for you and your team Roger.

As someone who is also immune to hangovers that recently hooked up with a middle aged woman that wants to hangout at a renovated Irish pub to eat expensive meat and cheese trays, I approve of this message. The wait to get to the mediocre sex part is killing me though.

I no longer need to go out in public to get depressed. Now I can stay home and watch Roger.

Came for the beer, stayed for the waitress... 😅😂

Great writing. Love the reboot. Very grateful.

Ahhhh bars.....where you can get away from the sad existence of drinking at home alone in the dark, and instead enjoy the atmosphere, and the company of a bunch of drunks who cant figure out whether to fight, f**k, or both. Damn life is good.

These videos have become a tradition in our home. We became Roger Horton fans, since the first video we saw (If Coffee Commercials Were Honest)! Thanks for the upload.

Oh god.... not even two minutes in, and the server just took me out like Godzilla took out Tokyo. Roger doesn't just rule, Roger takes "rule" behind the shed and brutally dominates it, then drags it out and uses it as a sledgehammer to kneecap you right in the awesomeness.

The irony of getting a Miller Lite ad after the video is not lost on me.

Holy shit. How did I miss that this channel existed? I haven't seen Roger since Cracked died.

Roger as a waitress blew me away! Such a good actor and performer. More and more friends and family love this channel!

One of my favorite shows recently is Bar Rescue, so I find it funny that this was recommended. Great job! :)

Barmaid Roger got some solid getaway sticks. 👀