If ChatGPT Was Asian 2

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Steven He

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@StevenHe 9 ай бұрын

Enter the Giveaway here: youtooz.com/pages/steven-he-giveaway

@EZKI332 9 ай бұрын

Yo bet

@Ogun06 9 ай бұрын

Okey

@DMONEYlNDUSTRY 9 ай бұрын

*The video ends at **4:29*

@Ogun06 9 ай бұрын

Pin me pls

@Endermananimates 9 ай бұрын

OMG HEY

@excripto1 9 ай бұрын

Legend has it that everytime ChatGPT is asked a question it can’t answer, it always asks Steven’s dad.

@Raddude20 9 ай бұрын

@Ahatlesswizard 9 ай бұрын

Real

@SkeletonLand368 9 ай бұрын

ChatGPT: Um, me, or my Asian counterpart?

@M_BRINE_85 9 ай бұрын

Yes

@NeocrimsonX 9 ай бұрын

AsianGPT2* the next level in technology

@IanBoggs 9 ай бұрын

"Set the kitchen on fire, making cereal" 😂

@vinshukla20 9 ай бұрын

hi big fan

@robloxdouble7907 9 ай бұрын

Hey Ian!

@isabelthompson8141 9 ай бұрын

big fan dude keep up the goofy work

@TezlaChess 9 ай бұрын

Omg are you the vampire from Fortnite?

@Edward256 9 ай бұрын

"I didn't know one could burn juice."

@KrispyPizza 9 ай бұрын

Bro the “NOBODY WANT TO COME TO YOUR MEETING DEREK U UGLY” got me so hard XDDD

@rezzaamzarbinahmedsyafeeqm1883 4 ай бұрын

Same

@LTMdudeplays 4 ай бұрын

ayo

@davidxavier6791 4 ай бұрын

Maybe…rephrase that?

@user-zu6cc5iv9r 18 күн бұрын

It probably what Steven was thinking anyway

@YuyuHakurei 12 күн бұрын

Honestly it would probably be more effective than anything else he would say. xD

@ACUltra 9 ай бұрын

2:38 "I've got a low calorie snack for you: air" absolutely killed me 😂😂😂

@RandomNY1234 9 ай бұрын

Steven's Dad as ChatAI would be so freaking Epic.

@kitty79er 9 ай бұрын

i need asian GPT

@allesaufanfang-sarah 9 ай бұрын

I'd be scared but in a better way than I am about AI in general hahah

@StevenHe 9 ай бұрын

HAHAAA community guidelines are sweating right now

@user-zs8ws5kf7t 9 ай бұрын

Plssss respond. Could you do a video of a how to survive you're Asian family a tutorial or something? Love you're work. You mean so much to me keeping me laugjhing in hard times.

@user-zs8ws5kf7t 9 ай бұрын

Amen. He is coming again. We all must bow down to the true king. He is kind and loving. You are fearfully and wonderfully made.@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist4

@VagrantMalice 9 ай бұрын

"Imagine a very nice, clean respectable place you want to live in. and imagine you can't afford it." hit me harder than bricks in a spin cycle.

@QuantumSorceress 9 ай бұрын

Lol right!

@StevenHe 9 ай бұрын

Very nice meditation. Until the end

@bondyang590 9 ай бұрын

@@StevenHecheese

@yerejun 9 ай бұрын

That immediately “un-Zens” you 😂

@user-jp8ue2kc1s 8 ай бұрын

im rich

@kawaiimaiden 9 ай бұрын

"If dollar store is too expensive, you can see pigeons in the subway" 😂

@SHOTO_FLAME 6 ай бұрын

1:47 “MUSIC?!! Only scale you can high is the bathroom scale” got me laughing so hard on the floor 😂😂

@Metal_pipe123 9 ай бұрын

Bro sacrifices his emotional state every video, mad respect

@Human_01 9 ай бұрын

😂😂~ thank you for your sacrifice Steven 😭👍✨

@StevenHe 9 ай бұрын

Yes. It hurts.

@user-zs8ws5kf7t 9 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe 😢

@Michael-hey123 7 ай бұрын

Kumon

@leonardo.muricy 7 ай бұрын

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

@calvin8214 9 ай бұрын

The amount of emotional damage in this video was off the rails LMAO Also, as an Asian child the Kumon part was so relatable, depressing flashbacks

@noseboop4354 9 ай бұрын

Ugh, it's been decades and I still can't escape the spectre of Kumon exercise sheets.

@crystals5036 9 ай бұрын

NO KUMON

@StevenHe 9 ай бұрын

This channel is my therapy class

@RabblesTheBinx 9 ай бұрын

I wanted to make a joke about seeing an actual therapist, but I couldn't find a way to make it funny or not incredibly mean. I feel ashamed.

@thiagokawano1618 5 ай бұрын

It's not that bad.

@Amkitty23 7 ай бұрын

"Last time you set the kitchen on fire... making cereal" LMAO!!! 🤣🤣

@HowToCube99 Ай бұрын

1:49 “The only scale you can go high is the bathroom scale” That was cleaner than that house he couldn’t afford 🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀

@cliffsun 9 ай бұрын

What's really impressive is that Steven consistently writes three-minute continuous roasts of himself. What a legend

@StevenHe 9 ай бұрын

Yup. This channel is just my therapy homework

@spoonimefan 9 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe: ☝ In the context of this channel, those words feel like the setup for several good punchlines. Ex: ["The Dad']: Therapy homework so bad, teacher need more therapist than can help!

@lillyrainbow8407 7 ай бұрын

True

@realdragon 6 ай бұрын

I don't think he's that creative, he just says what his father already says to him

@HarisHuskic-gp1ni 6 ай бұрын

I hope this isnt his plea of hez forreal feelimg guilty hd lmows hes truly free and is chinese. Most chimese cant say that what ccp wants is not what they want or thwy dissapear.

@dabatmanrulz95 9 ай бұрын

“The cat can walk across the keyboard and get a higher score than you” “You don’t need a workout you need a miracle” These hits were so effective my soul left my body. Thank you ChatGPT 😭😭😭

@sabbymw 9 ай бұрын

Emotionally damaged me with this post

@noseboop4354 9 ай бұрын

"Imagine a very nice, clean, respectable place that brings you joy..." "Then realize you can't afford it." 💀

@Nnkjfdhgcffnjihsjdfgbuivrdys 9 ай бұрын

*Asian GPT

@palpatinethesenatehog7086 9 ай бұрын

Literally me.

@gabrieldias3479 9 ай бұрын

@@noseboop4354That was my favorite one. Although this video is packed with gems, it's hard to choose the best line.

@jaredgoffman601 7 ай бұрын

Hands down the funniest video I've seen for a bit, had me rolling at the "set fire to the kitchen making cereal" SLAM CUT

@leeheng6456 8 ай бұрын

As someone who talks to GPT 3.5 a lot for work, I was expecting: Steven: "I came all the way from China to go to Chinatown." AsianGPT 2: "As of the information in Sept 2021, it was your father who swam from with his right foot China while his left foot was busy working on Beijing Corn."

@starry8199 9 ай бұрын

"How are you dumb in three languages ?"😂😂😂😂😂 iconic

@StevenHe 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Ms.MidWestMess 7 ай бұрын

This joke was already made in Role Models, by Paul Rudd in relation to the size of coffee cups. Change the original term used of “stupid” to “dumb” & ta-daaa, a recycled phone alert sound.

@Pizzatime19infrench 9 ай бұрын

“You don’t need a workout you need a miracle”😂

@sophiaries3169 9 ай бұрын

Missed out on saying “HOW ABOUT FOCUS ON YOUR FAILURE” at 0:37

@marygold2053 9 ай бұрын

I had to watch this video 3 times I laughed so hard. It made me forget about my pain. Thanks Stephen. Love you ❤.

@ViolinCover348 9 ай бұрын

Bro made an entire YT channel out of dissing himself, mad respect!

@Human_01 9 ай бұрын

😅

@johnyepthomi892 9 ай бұрын

And has 10M subs, so jokes on us? 😂

@StevenHe 9 ай бұрын

Yes sir.

@IWntGhost2YT 8 ай бұрын

@@StevenHeI wanna see you insult/roast asian ChatGPT as revenge one time just to see what would happen XD

@shadow_falls_lizzy-0-485 6 ай бұрын

Kingchris embarrasses himself on the internet

@SnaileyT 9 ай бұрын

"No, Last time you set the kitchen on fire, Making cereal" that got me😂😂😂

@TemperedMedia 9 ай бұрын

Same lol

@truckster21 9 ай бұрын

Is this a Simpsons reference?

@aydenzikrahmadmuzammilkhaidzir 9 ай бұрын

ikr got me too

@truckster21 9 ай бұрын

@@ajitadonismanilal9105 Homer got it earlier. 😉kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l5N0n6aVzdmteYk.htmlsi=N8m6tgbe_yYLKzFl

@juniorejoh7787 9 ай бұрын

Man your jokes are hilarious. Mad respect for you. Keep up the good work

@KellyBeeSan 8 ай бұрын

3:09 That one there was an emotional damage 😂😂

@user-te7dk4xu3z 8 ай бұрын

2:53 is super duper funny

@alyxgraff9121 9 ай бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing through this whole sketch. Steven is such a good actor that I forgot that the other two characters in the sketch dunking on him are also played by him. I didn't think he could make "go to Starbucks/Kumon" funny over & over but somehow he did. (Probably those little noises he made after facing rejection over & over helped).

@StevenHe 9 ай бұрын

Haha I went hard on the roasts this video. The emotional damage was real

@yandoc8885 9 ай бұрын

@@StevenHeyes very Real mr asian i am a Fan🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉 will you give me dumpling

@abelturner2999 9 ай бұрын

@@StevenHeit was one of your best videos in months

@DogeMinecraftlog 9 ай бұрын

@@yandoc8885 that racist

@yandoc8885 9 ай бұрын

@@DogeMinecraftlog no

@asnarain11 9 ай бұрын

You should make a video where Steven is auditioning for a role in a film where he needs to play his dad and his dad keeps interrupting the audition to make fun of and correcting him

@ItzCleoPlayz 9 ай бұрын

That actually sounds really cool!

@InquisitorFunneh 9 ай бұрын

Yes get this to 4k likes

@user-xi2rg1fm3t 9 ай бұрын

That is really cool

@user-xi2rg1fm3t 9 ай бұрын

Please make this comment famous

@user-xi2rg1fm3t 9 ай бұрын

Steven he needs to see itttt!!!!!!!

@TimothyCrawford-gh9do Ай бұрын

"Your cat can walk across the keyboard and get a higher score than you." How have I never heard this burn before?

@anak6707 9 ай бұрын

Omg I laughed my head off! Thank you. I'm such a big fan. Keep doing great work :)

@Keln02 9 ай бұрын

"Imagine a place that brings you joy. Then realise you can't afford it" EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

@felominalusi4335 9 ай бұрын

0:50 "cries in ugly"

@AE-DI 9 ай бұрын

*but steven isn't ugly* 😂

@tocamakailaart 6 ай бұрын

Lol fr 🗿☠️

@williammcdermott8692 3 ай бұрын

It should be cries in ugly and homeless (but Steven isn't ugly or homeless)

@IDrankALavaLamp 7 ай бұрын

2:45 What The *heck* is that pot?!?!?!?

@SubToItzOofybro 5 ай бұрын

''Music? the only scale u can go higher than is the bathroom scale'' got me dying

@megan_l_yt 9 ай бұрын

1:06 That hit harder than it needed to 💀

@Echo_419 9 ай бұрын

We've all been there. Except for me. I manage to fail in different ways.

@megan_l_yt 9 ай бұрын

@@Echo_419 We all do 👍 glad to be in this together

@verentyee5413 9 ай бұрын

It always hits hard coming from Steven's Dad or AsianGPT 2.🤣🤣🤣🤣 By chance, did you used to work at Starbucks, Megan?

@megan_l_yt 9 ай бұрын

@@verentyee5413 No, this editing stuff is my first job 👍

@verentyee5413 9 ай бұрын

@@megan_l_yt Gotcha, keep up the good work!

@Daisy-gr1qb 9 ай бұрын

1:40 “AsianGPT? I want to be a successful KZfaqr” “Oh nice! What is it about homelessness that attracts you?” 😂

@tartansnow81 9 ай бұрын

"You don't need a workout, you need a miracle". I've just shat myself. God I am now honestly in tears. By far the funniest thing I've seen in many years.

@shanterguy8468 9 ай бұрын

0:10 double insult!

@flashgametime1 9 ай бұрын

“ How do you solve 2+2? “ Chatgpt: “ WHAT DA HAIL U FAILURE HOW U NOT KNOW? “

@NathanielMahRuiYangAcsj 9 ай бұрын

I love the fact that no matter how many times Steven gets failed by ChatAPT, he still uses it

@chazmania3644 8 ай бұрын

Filial piety is the virtue of exhibiting the proper love and respect for one's parents, elders, and ancestors, particularly within the context of Confucian, Chinese Buddhist, and Daoist ethics.

@Stellaaahhh 9 ай бұрын

I love this! I notice unlike the world your sequels always exceed expectation and are better than your 1sts. Good JOB!

@suchetawattal5162 8 ай бұрын

2:26 'That sounds about right.'😂😂😂I can't lol

@overfluxx3338 9 ай бұрын

3:35 That was a fart of relief, you can't convince me otherwise

@ItzCleoPlayz 9 ай бұрын

"The cat can walk across the keyboard and get a higher score than you" 💀💀💀💀

@stephannielsen4177 6 ай бұрын

Couldnt stop laughing long enough to sip from my cup of tea.

@kraykyle 9 ай бұрын

Squishamallow rises ominously behind him and does nothing

@kraykyle 9 ай бұрын

@RealStevenHe Can you explain?

@Welterino 9 ай бұрын

"Imagine a very nice, clean, respectable place that brings you joy... Then realize you can't afford it" I laughed hard for 30 seconds then I started crying because it was too relatable. 🤣

@user-jp8ue2kc1s 8 ай бұрын

not me im rich boi

@mr.duanesharpe 9 ай бұрын

2:47 “Last time you set di kitchen on FIYAH making cereal! 😂😂😂😂.

@michelbernard6051 9 ай бұрын

the reaction Steven had when it said he set the kitchen on fire with cereal got me

@UNKNOWNEXPUNGED 9 ай бұрын

Man every jokes felt personal and relatable like a punch to the stomach

@DasviWallah 9 ай бұрын

0:42 Steven died from emotional damage 😂😂

@ejun251 9 ай бұрын

The bathroom scale roast was so good. Honestly, I love this type of humor in general.

@cxqcxq5176 9 ай бұрын

Thank u for identifying the sound of dying inside, was hearing it for years and now i know 😂

@Rock4u415 2 ай бұрын

I have never seen so much emotional damage in such a short period of time

@uzumazin5099 9 ай бұрын

3:09 “Gives you time to cope with the rejection, lah.” O O F .

@wanderer7779 9 ай бұрын

Didn't laugh at first but he got me after that one 😂😂

@musicboy16 9 ай бұрын

"You don't need a workout, you need a miracle." lol

@LisaG442 6 ай бұрын

“Cries in ugly” I’m dead 😂

@ErickTheCat11 8 ай бұрын

"NOBODY WANT TO COME TO YOUR MEETING DEREK YOU UGLY" had me rolling on the floor!

@AM21706 9 ай бұрын

Rumor has it the nicest thing ChatGPT has done for Steven is to order him a Starbucks uniform

@StevenHe 9 ай бұрын

Haha😂😂😂 also be aware of the imposter me in the comments

@AM21706 9 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe Yes , I know that 😄

@GVolker1108 8 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe hello

@LGNEliteTurtle 9 ай бұрын

"last time you try cooking you set kitchen on fire making cereal" got me laughing hard XD

@UptownLLM57 5 ай бұрын

Every time I watch a Steven he video I laugh about 9 million times

@Rashed1255 9 ай бұрын

“Cries in ugly” 😹

@Halden. 9 ай бұрын

1:24 okay THAT was a leg too far. That one hit a little too close to home.

@drepie7537 9 ай бұрын

"Hey Asian APT, can you order me some food from like DoorDash?" "Walk and get it yourself you chubby dumpling. Last time I saw something as inactive as you I was watching a bear in hibernation."

@Zagoreni02A 9 ай бұрын

Oh i cried from laughing, darnit. Another great video, thank you Steven, you really make my day better:) Although i really need to watch your vids without drinking coffee, it always end on me.

@bldiva5883 6 ай бұрын

This was awesome! i laughed so hard i was in tears haha

@SpsonSight 9 ай бұрын

“I came all the way from China, to go to China town” that killed me 😂

@midnightlibraryy 9 ай бұрын

That sounds abt right! 😂

@verentyee5413 9 ай бұрын

One of my favorite lines in this skit! Imagine swimming all the way from China to America, then running dozens of miles and climbing mountains just to reach Chinatown🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

@Wann-zo7rn2qn4i 6 ай бұрын

Yep, I've seen them. 🤣

@jameschng9964 9 ай бұрын

2:28 the steamer lid in the fridge was the tipping point. 😂😂😂

@StevenHe 9 ай бұрын

You caught that😂

@dili3713 9 ай бұрын

@@StevenHehi

@anatoliyyegorov8178 9 ай бұрын

The way he gets absolutely destroyed by Starbucks.😂

@kopawhite1399 9 ай бұрын

The emotional damage is great in this video, you can feel it through the screen and time😂😂😂

@sabocharge 9 ай бұрын

1:16 savage

@transenby42622 9 ай бұрын

God, the never-ending stream of Starbucks jokes made me laugh so hard, and that was before I remembered that Timmy already worked there. Maybe the two could meet up and be professional failures together! And then Asian GPT going off on a rant about everything that was on sale had me rolling on the floor. Steven's Dad would be proud.

@StevenHe 9 ай бұрын

Haha I’m pretty sure Timmy also invented starbucks

@mattcote7687 5 ай бұрын

Thank you for making me laugh 😂 so many good burns lol

@Formalec 6 ай бұрын

😂hillarious, love how hard the roasts hits. Dollar store too expensive for a youtuber?😂

@scepterlit 9 ай бұрын

“You don’t need a workout, you need a miracle” story of my life 🤣

@crypto_que 9 ай бұрын

This guy doesn’t miss! Steven’s channel has grown 10x over the last 1-2yrs. Absolutely phenomenal!

@CooperClickz 7 ай бұрын

This just made me laugh the whole video

@antoninkapral1970 3 ай бұрын

I have to try to tell ChatGPT: "Act and answer me like you being StevenHe" :-D super cool video, I love your humor, failure management forever!

@Nix2D 9 ай бұрын

3:04 "Gives you time to cope with the rejection lah." 😆

@koharumi1 9 ай бұрын

One day AsianGpt will be released so we can spread the emotional damage to our friends.

@StevenHe 9 ай бұрын

Nice. I’d probably just use it on myself

@Justmebeingme37 9 ай бұрын

You are amazingly creative with the comedy.

@karro_zylah 8 ай бұрын

3:16 "placing order for starbucks uniform" 😂😂😂😂

@thebluehatcrew 9 ай бұрын

“Imagine a very, nice, clean, respectable place that brings you joy. Then realize you can’t afford it” This hits hard.

@monaguo1142 9 ай бұрын

A humorous masterpiece by the renowned playwright Steven, renowned for his wit and mastery of comedic timing. This classic comedy showcases Steven's exceptional ability to craft clever and amusing dialogue, bringing joy and laughter to audiences around the world. With its well-developed characters, hilarious situations, and expertly delivered punchlines, this play exemplifies Steven's professionalism in the realm of comedy. It is a testament to his talent and dedication to the art form, leaving a lasting impression on all who have the pleasure of experiencing his work.

@StevenHe 9 ай бұрын

I can tell this is not written by chatgpt. Because chatgpt has no idea who I am

@monaguo1142 9 ай бұрын

Well what if I told you it is

@user-zs8ws5kf7t 9 ай бұрын

Sad. It should@@StevenHe

@lakshyashah722 8 ай бұрын

Dude used AsianGPT 4

@elbertlim2872 9 ай бұрын

I'm amazed Steven still using it after so many emotional damage 😂

@Heybale299 9 ай бұрын

I was rolling on floor the whole time 😂

@JurassicTheory 9 ай бұрын

I cringed when Kumon appeared in the background 😂 0:59

@jesusmylord4283 9 ай бұрын

We all know ChatGPT is the result of Steven's dad left foot starting a business.

@BushyisDriftin 9 ай бұрын

"Last time you set the kitchen on fire, making cereal" - AsianGPT

@CtrlAltDelite 9 ай бұрын

I need Steven's dad in my GPS so he can emotionally damage me the entire trip.

@kitty79er 9 ай бұрын

"why didn't you turn even a cat could get it"

@StevenHe 9 ай бұрын

HAAAA that’s a fantastic idea

@singingway 9 ай бұрын

@@StevenHeI want your dad as my Google maps voice!

@MRmilkmon 9 ай бұрын

*"Nothing can beat asian intelligence"* -issac newton

@chrisj4288 9 ай бұрын

"authentic me" Was waiting for this and it didn't disappoint lmao

@Anzu3248 7 ай бұрын

The pigeons in the subway got me rolling lmfao

@MastermindOfLag 9 ай бұрын

4:02 Stevens dad:”plus they don’t make figurines for background extras” Steven: (dying sounds) The screen: got cast as waiter #3 Me: uncontrollable laughter

@kevinlavoie8248 9 ай бұрын

This one deserves 3 million views, I was dying laughing

@lukedovzik2269 9 ай бұрын

Asian GPT woke up and chose violence 😂😂😂

@NotxbossThexbot 9 ай бұрын

"I came, FROM china, to go to CHINATOWN?" Twenty thousand IQ move right there

@-Raylight 9 ай бұрын

I love how Steven already crying even before the ChatGPT finished the sentence Not even Steven's Dad can emotinally damage Steven this goo- oh wait xD