If EA Made Elden Ring...

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3 ай бұрын

#fromsoft #eldenring #darksouls #souls #darksouls3 #fromsoftware
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@OldBoyC 2 ай бұрын

I guess this video hit the algorithm lol, make sure to subscribe because I make videos about the soulsborne games

@AkioJunichiro 2 ай бұрын

I will trust you, suscribe and hope you'll not fall in the abyss of my suscribes

@OldBoyC 2 ай бұрын

@@AkioJunichiro Trust me bro I'm cooking up a storm rn

@kp-fh1pv 2 ай бұрын

It would be really cool if you could make similar videos about elden ring but by other companies

@OldBoyC 2 ай бұрын

I’d be down, I’m working on a different vid rn but maybe I’ll do them as an in between

@Soundwave1900 2 ай бұрын

So is half the internet, why's that a good reason to sub?

@olaoberg4165 2 ай бұрын

"you are maidenless" *Buy maiden 15$*

@OldBoyC 2 ай бұрын

Lmfao💀

@Kardfogu 2 ай бұрын

Maidens are not included.

@WhoThisMonkey 2 ай бұрын

What if your maiden runs off with her cousin? Do you get a refund?

@Kardfogu 2 ай бұрын

@@WhoThisMonkey Does "getting a refund" sound like EA Games to you? Seriously.

@jonlava173 2 ай бұрын

☠️😂🤣

@mattiasxxxx7096 2 ай бұрын

U missed the part where first 3 Attempts of Login failed

@OldBoyC 2 ай бұрын

💀 ain’t no way

@bimmer8602 2 ай бұрын

First time I played battlefront 2 2017 I got hit with error like 6 times trying to login. After like the 9th try I got in lol.

@mattiasxxxx7096 2 ай бұрын

@@bimmer8602 it still takes at least 2-3 try any time i try to play it

@phoebedraper170 2 ай бұрын

And its always online

@ppaappii478 2 ай бұрын

ea launcher fails before that

@jibi9275 2 ай бұрын

Underground maps would be a 40$ DLC and the Ranni's quest a 10$ DLC

@Sodapop777 2 ай бұрын

at the end of her quest "want to pick up Dark Moon Greatsword for $19.99"

@cgqn4398 2 ай бұрын

That's some destiny shit💀

@tarrabah5775 2 ай бұрын

Nah don't exagerate... Even Lightfall wasn't THAT Bad 😂@@cgqn4398

@myoldvan119 2 ай бұрын

Dollar sign comes first

@jajasking9652 2 ай бұрын

Consecrated snowfield and halingtree DLC for 40 dolars, weeping peninsula and mt gelmir DLC for 15 dolars each

@JujuInFlames 3 ай бұрын

Should’ve shown the map but with everything marked😂bosses, dungeons, one big ol checklist

@OldBoyC 3 ай бұрын

😭😭😭

@st.haborym 2 ай бұрын

I feel like that's more ubishit

@terencecurran7819 2 ай бұрын

This is exactly what I can't stand about Ff7 Rebirth. That shit is exhausting. It really takes all the mystery away and makes it a big ol checklist

@digletttexano678 2 ай бұрын

Ubisoft

@questionablezoomer764 2 ай бұрын

Like how Elden Ring shows it’s tunnels? I lost count of how many times I had to check the map to see where I was and where I was going in Elden Ring

@Sodapop777 2 ай бұрын

"Want to rebirth? $14.99." "Want to stop invaders from invading? $7.99 an hour." "Want to use remembrances? $5.99."

@VasshuStampede Ай бұрын

The rebirth thing is something I could actually imagine EA doing

@Witheredfuntimefreddy 2 ай бұрын

I like how there’s a boss skip offer for an already optional boss

@AdoreYouInAshXI 2 ай бұрын

@qwerty1131it was pretty obvious what was coming, and not that funny.

@Renegade0_0 2 ай бұрын

@AdoreYouInAshXI you're so cool and edgy

@AdoreYouInAshXI 2 ай бұрын

@@Renegade0_0 Go be salty to someone that cares

@Renegade0_0 2 ай бұрын

@@AdoreYouInAshXI oh oh shiver me timbers🥶🥶🥶

@AdoreYouInAshXI 2 ай бұрын

@@Renegade0_0 🧂 🧂 🧂

@Oxssyd 2 ай бұрын

"You are tarnished " GET SHINY FOR $10

@kaiseryuuki4098 3 ай бұрын

Also, a way more intrusive HUD with a large mini-map and an objective list in the corner.

@Aakecia 2 ай бұрын

Sounds lame

@ItsS0ph1e 2 ай бұрын

“Watch an ad to revive!”

@anima4real866 2 ай бұрын

Want a boss weapon? Pay $5 for a 0000,1% chance to get the weapon you actually want.

@TheeSinnerman Ай бұрын

Genshin Impact players owning half the world's economy:

@blondsucre8179 3 ай бұрын

Glass shard and the soap on the free track of the battlepass 😂

@OldBoyC 3 ай бұрын

Great items

@S.Pan9 3 ай бұрын

@@OldBoyC85% of players suggest you buy these items 👍 😂

@OldBoyC 3 ай бұрын

REAL@@S.Pan9

@S.Pan9 3 ай бұрын

@@OldBoyC yea

@Diresilence 2 ай бұрын

Likely also include a "Instantly level up to 200? 49.99!"

@npatt6362 2 ай бұрын

That would be a Blizzard game my friend.

@marcusjohanson1064 2 ай бұрын

49.99 would not be enough for them. It would be around 200.00. 1$ per level

@bencoppock8592 Ай бұрын

@@marcusjohanson1064 *2 dollars per lvl up

@babywasp4805 2 ай бұрын

The fact you can just straight up buy Moghs Great Rune 😂😂😂

@JdotSweapA 2 ай бұрын

$2.99 for 5 Stonekeys? hell no!. Theyd charge us $2.99 PER key.

@extremelyboredtatsumaki.495 2 ай бұрын

“Unlock stake of Marika? $9.99”

@the_seer_0421 3 ай бұрын

Honestly that fits ea more than ubisoft.

@OldBoyC 3 ай бұрын

It fits every triple a studio right now💀

@the_seer_0421 3 ай бұрын

@@OldBoyC true

@laisraposodematosbezerra3778 2 ай бұрын

@@OldBoyCi have seen that Fromsoftware is a Triple A too, but it doesnt do it, mabe they are the best from all these studios

@CITYZEN50 2 ай бұрын

@@laisraposodematosbezerra3778Is sucker punch a triple a? Cuh they one of the best devs rn, I mean they made one of the best games ever, ghost of tsushima.

@laisraposodematosbezerra3778 2 ай бұрын

@@CITYZEN50 I don't know, only because they made a really good game, does not Mean they are triple A. Look at Hollow Knight, it was made by only 3 devs and a lot of volunteers

@mateusleme2322 2 ай бұрын

Boss skip? They wouldn't do that. Instead try "revive for $4,99". They know it makes more money.

@MasqueradeVillage 2 ай бұрын

“Kale’s Wares” lmfao 😂

@cherrycola4476 3 ай бұрын

Remember to check back at the elden shop!

@Kardfogu 2 ай бұрын

Once you paid for it, the small letter paragraph under "Play with friends" says: - Does not include multiplayer services and connection to other players, the friends summoned are premade bots and they require an always online connection. Thank you for your purchase.

@GawainW 2 ай бұрын

So they're the "Specters" from Lies of P except you have to pay to use them? Lol

@Kardfogu 2 ай бұрын

@@GawainW That would be an EA move, wouldn't it be? Tbh that's also a Nintendo move, the Mario Kart mobile game pretended you play against real players, but the randomly generated nicknames were so sloppy it was easy to realize they make you play against bots...

@DanishThePenguin 2 ай бұрын

At 10 total deaths: Easy Difficulty now available! Only $9.99 Every time Malenia kills you: Disable Malenia Heal/Scarlet Rot/Waterfowl! $4.99 each *per attempt* Whenever you die using an un-altered weapon: Ashes of War Available! Check Shop? Y/N After gaining 10,000 Runes in a day: Rune Limit Reached. Boosters now available! $9.99 for 10,000! (Albinauric Rune Farm now causes player bans) When using Rememberance to get equipment: Get both prizes! $4.99 per Remembrance! Oh, and equipment unlocked for purchase by beating bosses like Radahn's armor is now on the in-game shop to buy for $10 each as alternate costumes instead of unlockable armor pieces Outlandish as all of this may seem, the sad part is that some companies like EA, Ubisoft and Activision would absolutely go this far and even further if they could get away with it

@davidrw67 2 ай бұрын

Very true ubisoft done battlepass in for honor hero early acess, EA do it with sims 4 maybe all there games to get easy cash little work for dlcs they was planning to but in the game for free if you get the delux edition

@dragskcinnay3184 2 ай бұрын

1:40 I was expecting "buy a revive", but this works too 😂😂😂

@leme686 3 ай бұрын

Sir that blue screen got me. Bravo..

@crikitten 2 ай бұрын

my heart stopped 🙃

@TheWitcherKingGeralt Күн бұрын

I was a little shocked when it appeared on my tablet))

@ivaerz4977 7 сағат бұрын

You owe EA exactly 455789 dollars@@TheWitcherKingGeralt

@R3dShift 2 ай бұрын

With the sheer amount of content that Elden Ring provide i can't even fathom the amount of monetization EA would do with the same game.

@hankhillsdisappointedsigh 3 ай бұрын

Not enough tower climbing quests

@blizzardgaming7070 3 ай бұрын

Divine towers?

@JeffreyBernabe 3 ай бұрын

That was ubisoft

@questionablezoomer764 2 ай бұрын

@@blizzardgaming7070exactly

@CastTerror5 2 ай бұрын

People need to make more videos like these which mock developers who promote Microtransactions

@PersonalVx 2 ай бұрын

0:24 “Leave” $1.99 💀

@darkin1484 Ай бұрын

You spawn in the game: *Become Elden Lord $199.95* *Game ends*

@rancidpumpkin5009 2 ай бұрын

The Didi Kong Racing music is just great. 😂

@mortadasaleh7423 2 ай бұрын

FromSoftware is now creating a DLC that contains more high-quality content than all the games, DLCs, and microtransactions released by EA in the last 10 years combined, all for $40. 🗿

@Quadraxis Ай бұрын

The thing is, even if they had made the framework, it's Elden Ring's immensely solid gameplay and compelling world building that makes it interesting, neither of which EA has ever pulled off.

@PseudoNym13 2 ай бұрын

“Play with friends” Xbox and ps subscriptions too lmao

@petrox859 2 ай бұрын

I expected that stonesword key to break

@SaxSlaveGael 20 күн бұрын

Couldn't be more accurate 🖕 EA!

@OldBoyC 20 күн бұрын

Lmao, didn’t think I’d see you here bro😭

@barazo1011 2 ай бұрын

The last part with the lag and blue screen made me jump for a second... that was great!

@Saver4 Ай бұрын

I missed the part where the game forces you to download the EA launcher and then it crashes the entire time.

@sse12345 3 ай бұрын

Ubisoft be farming money on anything

@MikeTheD 2 ай бұрын

Dang i knew this would be a banger just on the premise haha

@shaunbarclay1309 3 ай бұрын

You didnt include the "failed to sync achievments" pop up on uplay whenever you launch siege

@Wolfces12 2 ай бұрын

Kale selling you big runes, I lost it with that one

@ThisChannelIsAbandoned300 3 ай бұрын

This do be Activision

@White2098 2 ай бұрын

I was expecting you to open the door to limgrave and be greeted with 100+ icons on your screen 😂

@seanchan4478 Ай бұрын

"Don't worry, you don't need to pay anything to beat the game" immediately get invaded by somebody who did pay a lot of money, just to beat you.

@miziu4004 3 ай бұрын

CAPCOM

@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 ай бұрын

Dang They Still Around? I Remember Back In The Day The Used To Make Lost Planet And Other Good Sh*t Like That

@cottonmather1969 2 ай бұрын

@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025wait what? Aren't they still as big as ever? They're still making extremely popular games like street fighter 6, Dragons Dogma 2, Resident evil 4 Remake etc.

@Grimm_Lord95 2 ай бұрын

@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025lol of course they're still around capcom is one of the most popular game company's

@MforMovesets Ай бұрын

What the f*** are you talking about!? All the microtransactions are optional and never communicated in the games. Wait are you even real? With that profile pic I never know.

@MforMovesets Ай бұрын

@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025You talk shit, so does the bot who dropped the name.

@VasshuStampede 2 ай бұрын

An ad each time you rest

@sinistarex5013 Ай бұрын

I like the Diddy Kong Racing music in the background 🤣

@finlay9260 2 ай бұрын

Thanks for the Diddy Kong Racing music

@OldBoyC 2 ай бұрын

No problem dude, that soundtrack hits different

@dydrono 10 күн бұрын

I like to imagine the blue screen of death, with error code MANUALLY_INITIATED_CRASH, was caused by EA's anti-cheat detecting he was cheating them out of their money by not buying anything.

@brunotakeda4625 Ай бұрын

Didn't expect a diddy kong racing ost. 10/10

@alispeed5095 6 күн бұрын

Hahaha the ending made me sub instantly!😂

@root_squash 3 күн бұрын

"Manually initiated crash"...huh that's a new one.

@whimsicalhamster88 2 ай бұрын

It is kind of insane how much value you get from $60. I’m almost at the end of my first play through for like 100 hours and I realize I have barely scratched the surface of the stuff to do.

@ricojeromychan8827 2 ай бұрын

Look how happy is the tree sentinel😂

@Osman-bu1vz 12 күн бұрын

This made me realise that my loss of love for gaming has nothing to do with myself

@gopackgo1412 Ай бұрын

This video needs 1 million views

@thehiddenwarrior354 17 күн бұрын

This is absolutely amazing lol

@gatorb8 2 ай бұрын

In all seriousness I'd pay 5 bucks for a seamless co-op mode lol

@Fun_Professional2u 2 ай бұрын

The Diddy Kong racing track had me cracking up from the start.

@MforMovesets Ай бұрын

If people are so easily impressed I should be rich.

@rolandosanchez2019 14 күн бұрын

Got scared at the end xD

@ARIYAYI Ай бұрын

that soap in free battle pass lol

@jessiehernandez1624 2 ай бұрын

I freaked out when I saw the thumbnail but calmed down when I read the title 😂

@OldBoyC 2 ай бұрын

Lmaoooo

@MrRedguy321 2 ай бұрын

This is so good 😂

@castform57 2 ай бұрын

Missing all the extra shop panels when sitting at a bonfire

@a57el 2 ай бұрын

missed opportunity of making every character besides wretch pay to unlock still very good and on the point video

@DenDGLegionhardhouse 11 күн бұрын

Just seeing Elden ring with this music makes me want to mod it in 😂😂 brilliant stuff, dying is fun now

@evilsensei8262 2 ай бұрын

This is my worst nightmare lol!

@Rishith198 2 ай бұрын

couldn't have been more accurate, haha

@samariachoocombs7397 3 ай бұрын

this needs more views

@JorgeCastillo-lf7xl 2 ай бұрын

Diddy kong racing best song😂😂😂

@dckillerznwr1035 16 күн бұрын

Dont forget the LOOT BOXES...😂😅

@orion1644 2 ай бұрын

I like how he put elden stars into the early game merchant‘s shop, knowing all to well how useless that incantantion is

@checovisky1419 2 ай бұрын

Cool Diddy kong Race theme from the n64 ! 😂😂

@thanyawach 2 ай бұрын

Impressive video! You gain one more sub

@BlackAceZeroExeV2 2 ай бұрын

the only compaint I have is at the beginning... it would ask you to log in first before throwing that at you.

@MrClauried 2 ай бұрын

The stopcode : manually initiated crash was the cherry on top😅

@NeHoMaRG Ай бұрын

Almost got me with the blue screen.

@conceptoarcanocanaloficial 2 ай бұрын

Everytime you die on a boss: "Having a hard time with the boss? You can fight him again for 1.99$, and also you can have extra flasks in the fight for only 4.99$ "You don't need to git gut, just show us your credit card"

@mortadasaleh7423 2 ай бұрын

We paid for the game in order to fight these bosses, not to pay another one in order to skip them. 😂

@andrew0_072 2 ай бұрын

DUDE, you totally nailed it

@OldBoyC 2 ай бұрын

Thanks bro

@liamvermaak982 2 ай бұрын

"Church of EA" and not Elleh, would have been accurate 😂

@Exile976 Ай бұрын

I thought there was gonna be a .99¢ revival option for when he died against the Tree Sentinal

@lugarespecial 2 ай бұрын

You probably would open cards of summons expecting Mimic Tear or Banished Knight and winning a turtle instead.

@estebanaramayo3388 2 ай бұрын

10/10, a masterpiece We need an "If Elden Ring was made by Ubisoft" video like this, inspired in the meme

@PenguinMan17 Ай бұрын

"Long, thick, good, huge sword at only 9.99!" "Armor piercing, flesh touching, satisfying arrow costs about 12.99 per arrow!"

@TuNguyen-jf1le 2 ай бұрын

OMG, in the last scene I almost refreshed my browser because I thought my PC was freezed LOL

@evertonoliveira7568 20 күн бұрын

Diddy Kong Racing song, I miss this game. Really good old times...

@DK-ep2ov 2 ай бұрын

I was expecting a prompt for a revive payment at the end, but an entire skip is more EA-like. 🤣

@RaidenLimbSlicer 2 ай бұрын

the blue screen at the end was unexpected hahahah

@janbe296 Ай бұрын

It is funny, because it is true 😂 Amazing video. You made my day.

@neelclaudel4837 Ай бұрын

What a dystopia

@Knuckles6000 2 ай бұрын

Should've shown also shown a "revive instantly to get back in the fight" pop up when you die to a boss

@girihades6234 28 күн бұрын

bro teased "EA" in all languages 🤣😂

@gracelesstarnished573 Ай бұрын

This is scary accurate

@casawi1986 Ай бұрын

As a Battlefield fan i can confirm this, they lock the best weapons behind some stupid online assignments ( kill 120 with bayonet charge + 50 while swimming...) and its hard to do it, or buy the shortcut kit for 20$.

@AmanRaj-lx3jf 2 ай бұрын

the first thing that came up in my mind after reading the title was oh hell nahhh...

@PakReviewMachine 2 ай бұрын

Subbed 🎉

@ShadeStormXD 2 ай бұрын

you forgot the accessibility screen and voice over when you first start the game

@MforMovesets Ай бұрын

Leave mission area, die automatically. Melina chimes in: "Tarnished! We're supposed to meet at Point A! Go to Point A now! Move move move!!"

@Poisonedblade 2 ай бұрын

I still remember going back to my camp in Dragon Age a few days after the game shipped and seeing NPC's that would join my party for $9.99 or something.