I'm actually sad that the Piranha plant slippers didn't show up. Those genuinely looked kinda neat.

so now that you have that suit, time for another quiz show.

“Nintendo, you can either literally nail Waluigi to a cross or you can just put him in smash.” Nintendo: “Say no more.”

gotta get cj nominated for the streamer awards next year so he can roll up in that suit

unironically for that horrible tuxedo, the tie by itself would be okay in many semiformal situations (my dads job made him wear ties and he collected many terrible ones in protest that were way worse), and the jacket by itself could be worn to a convention, weve all seen those guys and loved their fit. those pants should not exist tho

I think it's a requirement that any future live Mario events CJ does, he has to wear the suit.

the suit is unironically fire time for another cj gameshow

I love that the mario plushie is described as "a little scuffed" in the product name

hearing cj's voice gradually getting more distorted was great

The most shocking thing about this is the price of bald Mario

I actually have the "Periodic Table of Mario" shirt lol. My grandmother bought it for me though I don't really wear it much anymore.

At least scrungly Mario and scrungly Luigi are both together in postal service purgatory

I've seen how consistent CJ can be.. So 2 minutes into the video, I just have to assume that he just really wanted some bad Mario merch and was throwing in situational bonks just to have a reason to buy some.

i was so worried the suit wasn't one of the ones that arrived omg

You should do this again sometime! It'd be fun if all the links were from Esty, and other small business sellers next time (but of course, cursed Wish products aren't entirely unwanted either.)

15:49 That bowser plush is actually the design for bowser in the 1989 show "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!".

next video: "BEATING MARIO IN A SUIT, 1 BONK = 1 MORE SUIT PIECE ADDED"

I like how his hair changes colour during the video

That Mario suit is so damn gaudy, Jesus lol I have to say, for the most part, chat did manage to pick all the ones that were either the best item, or at least the funniest; a lot of the times with these kinds of videos, people tend to vote for just the most ass-backward, shitty, useless items ever. Not that cjya needed ANY of these items, of course, but, all-in-all, it could have gone much worse.

Based on how he started this run I guess he wanted to buy some crappy merch and needed the excuse

To scuffed Luigi and those dope Piranha Plant slippers Gone but not forgotten Rest In Peace 🤘

9:18 I really, really hope people weren't being that much trouble. This was a very funny challenge and video, it would be sad if everyone was making it a pain (Great as it is, though, I can imagine it was fairly expensive. Don't feel like you have to go overboard! Your videos are great because of you, not just the challenges you're doing!)

I love the editing and music choices for this video! It was all executed really well.

I got those piranha plant slippers as a Christmas gift a few years ago. The foot cushions were indeed just hard styrofoam. They just were not wearable until broken in over several months, and I literally mean “broken in”.

I'm so sad chat didn't pick the Mario crewmate plush. Shit would've been so 🔥

*another video title * mario hits his head and becomes scuffed

This is the funnisest video unboxing bonking challenge I ever seen. You are the best super mario odyssey youtuber (after Smant).

5:44 "aka oh no awgh god i'm aw man i'm so scawsh geez kingdom" lmao 😂😂

That suit is actually from Opposuits, which is a company originally from the Netherlands, but more specifically from the village I live in. In fact, the pineapple suit I'm wearing in my pfp is from the same company^^

Well, buying something on Wish makes my head bonk. Guess i have to keep buying stuff!

My life has no meaning until scrungly Luigi arrives...

The bowl got me rolling bro😂😂😂😂😂

This is gonna be a banger like always

Cj beating mech in under an hour: this is slow Me beating sand in under an hour: WOOOOOOO

I was not expecting the sign to say “women”

The entire video I was just thinking “heh, new *bonk* city” and thought that I was so clever until cj said it.

Thr fact that it's called a Waluigi Crucifix and not a cross means it is designed specifically so it be presented in a church on an altar.

You should wear that suit to the cinema and when they ask you what film you want tickets for, you ask for a ticket to Guardians If The Galaxy Volume 3

I love the waver voice, it’s so goofy

shout out to the guy who said there was a leaked video of CJ bonking

15:50 That is actually a variant of Bowser. But he is mostly known as King Koopa. He’s from the weird Super Mario Bros Super Show (and the other ones)

3:16 Fun fact: This sign is a reference to a quote from the Simpsons episode "Lisa's Rival". Edit: I think

I hope you do this again. These ordering stupid stuff video’s are always great. Maybe next time, remove the Mario only restriction and allow anything. It could make it even more entertaining

IM WEARING THOSE SLIPPERS 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

the King Koopa plush being based off the 3 time used design that CJ said wasn't real hurt a little

honestly the death should not have counted as a bonk 💀

"we need to stop bonking" bonks

For people who haven’t seen the old Mario show, the king koopa plush at the end of the video I completely accurate! That is king koopa!

9:30- 9:59 bro doesn’t understand that his pain is our entertainment

Woah i had a bad day But a CJ upload makes it 100x better

CJ: "Why am i playing so poorly" more like my wallet is gonna be poor after this challenge

3:32 looks like he’s wearing cat ears

These are all pretty good but dabbing Luigi is slept on ngl

the irony that both brothers from i suppose the same place didnt show up lol

CJ*Bonk*YA

Cj we immediately need a picture of you in the Mario suit with the phiranna plant slippers, ultimate drip

The “bowser” was king koopa from the show

Thank you for joining the Waluigi church

I'm so glad for you that the 112$ suit showed up. I'd be irrate if I ordered something like that and it just not show.

Man, we almost got a full outfit. Suit and Shirt check, just needed the undies and slipper and bam!

rip scrungly luigi. he was the realest

Legendary video! Waluigi Forever 😂😂😂

My favourite KZfaqr! A toy reviewer!

New idea: Make a timer for 20 minutes or more and if you say "the" in that time, you reset the timer. You win when the timer ends. You can do whatever you want in that time. (Except for saying the obviously)

2:15 AAAH MY GRANDMA HAS THAT I REMEMBER PLAYING WITH THAT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AAAAAH

"I need to stop bonking" - I keep hearing it while tabbed out and getting really confused

4:20 I bought that suit for my junior prom I still have it in my closet. It was my favorite moment from my junior year of high school.

5:17 that one Idris Elba meme be like

This is the DEFINITION of rushing making it go slower

Chat was on it with this one

The suit rules for Quiz Show Host attire

that suit is hideous, i love it

8:18 My cousins just bought that for their game room.

the best part of this is when cj made people with peepee's everywhere feel better by saying "four inches? that's really big"

Damn CJ kinda rocking that brown hair.

I actually wore that Mario suit to my school’s homecoming lmao

The editing for this video was so funny

I LOVE the video idea! Great content haha

The ONE TIME money is on the line, cj bonks immediately✨

Petition for a stream with him trying 100% the game in the suit😂 (that includes dark and darker side)

hopefully the scrunglys arrive soon 🤞 🥺

THE SUIT IS GLORIOUS

I have that bobble figure!!! It was a toy given at McDonalds at the time with Happy Meals!!! It's been so long!!!

6:48 my friend's obsessed with that shirt

Now do every time you die in Mario odyssey, you buy things off of Amazon

I can't believe that neither the skrungly luigi or the scuffed mario showed up that's so sad

Ya know, a REAL challenge for a Super Mario Odyssey speed-runner is to beat the game normally not gonna lie

CJ gonna go bankrupt from this vid

Rip the slippers

I came across this video when I was looking for videos that violate KZfaq's scam policy.

I had that Mario bobble as a child when it was new..

4:31 It’s cool to see that you’re collabing with Squeex

Mario Jenga and Mario Kart UNO actually have different rules

4:22 someone wore that tux to my prom

bro got the mario drip🔥🔥🔥

5:42 time for wooded kingdom also know as oh no oh god man im so sca- shees kingdom 🤣

You should do a mario Odyssey video, but u can't do something like maybe you can't jump or say any kingdoms, and if you say one, you have to restart to the beginnin

i actually have the mario air hockey. its pretty cool

You are speedrunning crushing your heart and expectations

It should've been "First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women with the fire flower" (and then Peach with the fire powerup) I mean come on