if my toddler could vlog

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George Crossland

7 ай бұрын

one from the archives! filmed back in February 2023

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@CathThegreatgay 7 ай бұрын

“STAY AWAY FROM MY MUMMY!” Had me dying 😂

@Shaaydiia07 7 ай бұрын

@MillieToy-xb4sbme, I have 5 siblings and out of them all the third of us was the only one to hog my mom when she was younger, we weren’t even allowed to hug my mom without her running into the room and pushing us out of the way 💀

@CathThegreatgay 7 ай бұрын

@@Shaaydiia07 I also have 5 siblings and it’s TORTURE 😭

@leannecole5970 7 ай бұрын

My dog when me and my mum are play fighting:

@TheSpiderInUrWalls 6 ай бұрын

@@Shaaydiia07 Damn. Fr only children wish they have siblings and never realise that it basically means that everything you own is theirs even if it’s not, and that your parents will favour the youngest without realising

@emmamcsomething9595 6 ай бұрын

@MillieToy-xb4sbto bad I'm the youngest 😅

@maddisonpedley7444 7 ай бұрын

"I WANT MONSTERS INCCCCC" Love that part :)

@elwynboros5729 5 ай бұрын

Gahahahwystsbfg😊

@DanielleJohnson601 7 ай бұрын

What I love about this guy, is that he’s funny but he also uses his kids for content w out showing them off like a trophy or only becoming a dad for the content from the baby ngl

@roahthecow 7 ай бұрын

💯

@NiniDaPanini 6 ай бұрын

And he doesn't exploit them or have them vulnerable to creeps

@oki.k 6 ай бұрын

Wait you’re so right! He’s talking about what he’s experiencing without involving his kid in a funny and entertaining way! This is way better than those family channels

@Spungacle 6 ай бұрын

@@oki.kDefinitely 😅

@Blank_Axolotl 5 ай бұрын

yes

@Maxiaeditz 7 ай бұрын

“I’ve been up since 4” and “we know it’s not food but… *stares at finger*”

@Maxiaeditz 7 ай бұрын

It got me 😂

@Likearockband 7 ай бұрын

It’s good to see someone blur there kids face out! And bro this vid is hilarious😭😭

@Isla0172 7 ай бұрын

The loop is perfect 😂

@jamesmarsh6884 6 ай бұрын

hell yeah

@Rattlesn8ke3708 7 ай бұрын

"mum i know its not food im trying to film can you please stop" *proceeds to to eat the flowers*

@LeoJay-fo9dc 7 ай бұрын

"I WANT MONSTERS INC" had me on the floor

@muppetmode631 7 ай бұрын

No one gonna talk about that ✨PERFECT✨ transition

@DR-Crimson 7 ай бұрын

I did

@ashli-raigoodall2874 7 ай бұрын

Frrr

@amandajoyce011 6 ай бұрын

Fr tho

@Ali0pa 7 ай бұрын

They baby looks like it has laser vision😂

@DepressedNVM 7 ай бұрын

This guy is so wholesome! He respects his kids privacy

@Thecoolkid21 7 ай бұрын

“I know it’s not food *eats*” got me dying

@lilykgns 7 ай бұрын

This is my toddler WORD FOR WORD

@Angel_Dust_And_Nuggsy 7 ай бұрын

The perfect loop doesn't exi- I'm calling it a perfect loop because he gets in the same bed spot, covers his whole body up and then yeets the blanket off in the same place

@geraldnb6104 7 ай бұрын

"I've been watching monsters Inc for 16 days in a row, twice a day now" This is literally me with heartstopper 😂

@L3v1C0nway 7 ай бұрын

YESSS SAMEEEE

@LauraProvenzano-zg3dt 7 ай бұрын

Me 🤭

@user-oy6qf8gs5h 7 ай бұрын

Yes too

@user-oy6qf8gs5h 7 ай бұрын

Me too

@realslimsophie 7 ай бұрын

Same!

@Stanfromsouthpark 7 ай бұрын

Omg I love these vids so much! Keep this up this is pure gold💃

@Abby.Lemonade 7 ай бұрын

This is awesome!

@ScarlettPawsDraws 6 ай бұрын

“STAY AWAY FROM MY MUMMY!!” *rolls on the floor while cackling maniacally*

@JH_Edits13 4 ай бұрын

Bro this is perfect, the loop, the "I WANT MONSTERS INC", the flower, and even the "STAY AWAY FROM MY MUMMY"

@zombiefied7628 7 ай бұрын

"I think it's why I have nightmares" Bro the CDA raid scene scared the hell out of me when I was a kid lol

@ImRyomenSukuna-v1 6 ай бұрын

This man is pure laughter and joy I'm subbing to this channel

@Pom-pom-purin162 7 ай бұрын

This is beautiful 😌

@strawberrymoon_xo 6 ай бұрын

When I was younger I used to scream when monsters Inc wasn’t on the tv and I still love it to this day 😂

@pogs3060 5 ай бұрын

Imagine being a small child casually walking around and playing with toys and then your dad shouts “STAY AWAY FROM MY MUMMY” at you 😂

@taibahkhan1496 5 ай бұрын

That transition was so good i love these ❤❤ ❤❤

@glockandballs9845 6 ай бұрын

I like how the kid turned into a flashbang, i respect it

@millievlogs980 6 ай бұрын

“ I mean, you’ve got a toddler community all wrong we know it’s not food it’s just, it’s just, so good” is so funny

@10ksubsswithnovids 6 ай бұрын

monsters inc was the best part of my childhood

@Themaninblood936 7 ай бұрын

Cleanest loop ever

@Daisyisbestttt 7 ай бұрын

“It’s just so…so good”*starts eating booger* got me dying

@miaparizova-tv2yc 7 ай бұрын

“I hope I don’t have another dream about monsters..👹” *goes to sleep* THE NEXT DAY *wakes up* “MORNING! I had a dream about monsters! 👹”

@Essam975 7 ай бұрын

"I know it's not food" *Proceeds to eat it like a really hungry person*

@alannaoneillbrady-fe2sm 6 ай бұрын

STAY AWAY FROM MY MUMMY got me dying 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@kora-fell-down 7 ай бұрын

THE LAUGH DURING THE BOOGER PART

@Gmacersvr 5 ай бұрын

That transition was so good

@luna-eclipse75 7 ай бұрын

WOAH THAT TRANSISTION WAS REALLY SMOOTH

@Izzleycrafting 4 ай бұрын

My lil brother ALWAYS watches the PTD BTS concert, every 2 pm on the dot.😂💜💜💜

@basicallyimhannah13 7 ай бұрын

him eating a flower reminds me of one time when my sister and my 2 friends ate a flower

@Pops_PT 7 ай бұрын

That was a PERFECT transition!

@lisaneill9284 5 ай бұрын

This is what was going on in my head when he was eating the flower. I’m just thinking about I’m not gonna do it I did it.😂😂😂😂

@user-vd3bt3qx3l 7 ай бұрын

That was like a perfect loop!!

@Bella-jk8pz 7 ай бұрын

FIRST haha I love these videos they make my day😂😂

@Essam975 7 ай бұрын

"I hope I don't have another dream about a monster" *Proceeds to have a another dream about a monster and wakes up at 4am*

@CooCooCrazyGirl 6 ай бұрын

'' I know its not food '' eats it anyway

@Da_portal_guy 7 ай бұрын

Bro needs an award for that transition 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@sovereignmanontheland2976 6 ай бұрын

"STAY AWAY FROM MY MUMMY" "I wAnT mOnStErS iNc!"

@Isla613 7 ай бұрын

The end was a smooth transition!!!

@PlasmaCraft829 6 ай бұрын

Give this kid monsters university

@acidicwashere 6 ай бұрын

that loop was clean

@Footballfan-dy5ml 5 ай бұрын

Bro im seeing this guy all over my fyp and im laughing every time

@GeorgeCrossland 5 ай бұрын

amazing!

@SirKrispy8416 6 ай бұрын

we know its not food had me dead

@lunalovegood3678 7 ай бұрын

Even though its obvs for privacy the glowing face on the child was terrifying

@Tinker115 7 ай бұрын

The movie one was so relatable lol both of my nieces did the same thing with both Moana and Frozen

@Mrteenyweenie 6 ай бұрын

Stay away from my mummy *Turns into Herobrine*😂😂😂😂

@JAmmi3 7 ай бұрын

I love KZfaq, where else am I going to find a video of a grown ass man with his finger up his nose 😂 Love the videos!

@pandeandrews4062 6 ай бұрын

That is the best loop ever

@Kawasaki41689 7 ай бұрын

Ive whatched this atleast 50 times😂

@Maiseblox 7 ай бұрын

OMG the loop 👩‍🍳💋 sooo good

@Da_Doggo_Lover 5 ай бұрын

i love these

@helenmilne-page4947 5 ай бұрын

I love your video’s thay make me laugh😂😂

@vsrekkii 7 ай бұрын

It just looks so appetizing,we eat it just to get you angry

@perrydot2021 7 ай бұрын

The way the kid just went “God mode activated” when he turned his head Smart way to conceal the face tho

@user-vw5yo7qz9z 5 ай бұрын

Coz they’re really scary got my dying lol

@imaqueen223 7 ай бұрын

I thought the kid had some godlike powers or sum when he turned and all there was was light 💀

@Connietucker01 7 ай бұрын

When I was like really young, I used to watch the lorax like 24/7, and I mean it. Every day, I asked to watch it and then I burnt the disk.

@nigelwelson8406 4 ай бұрын

He said STAY AWAY FROM MY MUMMMY to a baby

@TheGraceShow123 7 ай бұрын

There’s no such thing as a perfect loop This video: YOU CALLED?!?!

@treadrobloxian7572 7 ай бұрын

Lol when he ate the boogie

@F1shyBab1shy 6 ай бұрын

Honestly a good dad, blurring his son’s face

@bestatshit2636 7 ай бұрын

The accidental perfect loop

@Mr_TF28 6 ай бұрын

The perfect loop doesn't exist-

@TheSenkMan 6 ай бұрын

I remember being a really young kid and I would just pick my nose and eat it on the regular

@ALI_POPP 7 ай бұрын

"STAY AWAY FROM MY MUMMY!!!" The baby: **eyes turn white and turns into a demon** Him:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@JayLaw-zz3ns 6 ай бұрын

If he is having trouble getting to sleep then show him my singing monster

@Iluvoldmen 6 ай бұрын

When I was a toddler I remember there was this park and red berries that birds would eat my mom told me not to eat them. I did every time we went to that park even though they were really gross

@GirlAutism 7 ай бұрын

❤

@DR-Crimson 7 ай бұрын

It's the perfect loop

@sophieodonnell1130 7 ай бұрын

the perfect look doesent exi-

@jakekryn-wy5qf 4 ай бұрын

Gotta blur the Yorkers face😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@monaelshal3553 7 ай бұрын

Who said there weren't any good loops out there.😊😊

@xdarc3yx 7 ай бұрын

StAy AwAy FrOm My MuMmY✨😂

@ThatRobloxYoutuber101 5 ай бұрын

The one where the little baby got involved. That was me when I had a brother. (why not a little sister)

@user-fy6qi1dw2c 6 ай бұрын

I WANT MONSTER INCCCCCC

@chewyFrog-ly2eu 7 ай бұрын

Ok off topic but i love when parents dont show their kids faces all over social media to protect them and covers there face even if their in the video thank you for protecting your child

@BRITANIA12345 7 ай бұрын

Perfect loops don't exi....

@Littlebittaboth 7 ай бұрын

That loop👌👏🏼🫶🏼

@1top962 7 ай бұрын

bro the toddler allmost got the same amount of hours watching monsters inc as i have on playtime in a game lol toddler: 32(ish) hours me on a game:40-60 hours