Those dolphin foreheads and lips that should be sucking algae from the inside of a fish tank. It all looks so needy. Even males getting overgroomed lady-brows repulses me.

Glad to see an example on the screen too!

I'll never get the duck lips thing.

It's all about 'feeling' young, not about actually being young again or being rejuvenated. People obsessed with their appearance will never be happy with the end result, regardless the amount of surgeries (Michael Jackson, anyone?).

@@mikitz I don't think mj did all em surgeries just to look young

They did podcast

And they just did streamers.

How about “if online videos exposing institutions were honest”

Hes not an influencer.

Would be interesting to see simply "If Roger were honest" lol We'll get to know the real Roger behind Roger! lol

Yes. Animals, like small children, are not able to give informed consent.

@@marydewitt9623 you're safe w/ animals according to Roger.

Why would it be bad to give surgery to an animal, if its ok to kill em by the billions annually?

Oh no tail docking and ear cropping should be illegal

@@kwaii_gamer It already is in civilized countries

This is the heart of capitalism right here!

@@AnnoyingMoose yup and a selling point people use because hey we want money what do those dirty (insert any other form of government we have been taught to fear) want? just dont think about what ill be willing to do for a buck and feel lucky that you have to use the money you need to live to enjoy being alive since we know we tricked you into thinking life was given to us and is nothing special and dont worry if ai do take over we rich can have enough money to ride out you starving before we make money no longer needed so you will never see the perfect world or the stars

​@@AnnoyingMooseThis right here!!! It doesn't even matter what your morals or beliefs are. The same statement still applies because... Capitalism.

This thing actually applies literally everywhere

Too real

Cynical*

@@ishitagupta3132 lol guess I ought to proofread 😳

​​@@NeoAutodroid I always go with "auto correct strikes again" because, for me anyway, it's 100% true at least 90% of the time and 60% true or more for about half of the rest of the time (and let's face it, the other 5% of the time I suck at spelling lol) and the remaining percent is me either not proofreading or covering for sticking my foot in my mouth, and I'll plead the 5th as to how often the latter is 😊

I’m a part time dishwasher!

For real😂

i do so agree

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You are the Man.

​@@petrichorgreyI learned a new word "codger" 😅

Roger is like Illuminaughtii, dropping uncomfortable truths that the rich don't want dropped, but generally in a shorter format & with his targets likely too scared of him to target for retribution.

Destroying unlikely making people feel uncomfortable, absolutely

Wellll, some facts. But he is selling ideas like women being oppressed.

@@PvblivsAelivs Nothing I've heard out of the manosphere or incel community has been convincing. To diosoth: Not sure whether the allegations against the iiluminaughtii were confirmed or debunked either way, but so far, it appears, at least Horton has no dirt on his recent past.

@@dominicfucinari1942 "Nothing I've heard out of the manosphere or incel community has been convincing." And nothing I have heard from various claims of "oppression" has been convincing. Here's a hint. In the context of plastic surgery, if women were being oppressed (as per the sales pitch) it would be men bringing the women in to have the procedures done. And if women were treated as mere property (as the oppression olympics attempts to claim) there could be no such thing as an incel. The very fact that you use the term shows you don't really think women are oppressed. It's just a convenient narrative.

And yet, nothing ever changes...

To be fair this is one of the least scammy ones.

What you have to remember is that "Roger" is also a scam. Oh, yes, he's selling something too.

Adam Ruins Everything already gave me some idea.

@@tmartin6300 Whatever became of that show anyway? Conover was *very* useful in exposing shady sales tactics across all these industries.

Makes me want to open my own Mexican restaurant called "Casa de Chorro."

honkers and donkers

​@@DavidRichardson153more like Casa del Horrors 😂

I came across an eyeglasses store that was called a "myopia management centre"

Whole industry in a nutshell

​@@BrandelwynTijuana Plastic Surgeons won't even mind if you have a case or not 😅

Pretty much every single big corporation's mindset said in one phrase

capitalism at is finest.

😮

Grey cat is surprised at banana. Looks like a smoking ice cube, but is a gray cat. White cat is not amused enough to emote. It merely writes it off.

Now WHAT kind of deviant is obsessed with humps?

​@@martinmarkov9707there must either be a deep reference to something here that I don't get or... You just had a stroke.

That's messed up... Wow.

Ohh, facts!

Damn!

I like to say, "You can't fix ugly." Some of just have to accept we're ugly pieces of crap

@@thetaekwondoe3887 sometimes it's better to accept yourself as is than to spend mucho dinero to surgically change for someone else, or to have surgery and possibly regret it later

@@JSharpe427 Oh, I agree. Those people who get plastic surgery always look weird.

Sorry to hear that. I had a friend who talked about getting implants just to see how she'd look but I told her she was fine the way she was. I hope she doesn't get them

you had one job. You fucked up

Did that husband leave his wife for her friend anyway?

@@melissacooper8724 I think the wife should have just divorced him if he didn't think she was good enough. And if the friend is a true friend, she would have stuck with her and said something to him about how he has a wife and should look at his wife, not her.

@JSharpe427 I agree the husband and so-called friend are both scum! And the wife made a big mistake on getting a boob job to please him!

Umm, scars are livable part of your body, I have one on my right knee and it is has never bothered me even though it is highly visible.

​@@PJDAltamirus0425they were four and their arm exploded/burned because of fireworks. It's a legitimate operation!

@@PJDAltamirus0425 Not hideous burn scars that would only grow as I grow too.

@@PJDAltamirus0425 Burn scars can cause painful, movement-limiting constrictions that make normal life impossible. It's not all just skinning your knee.

Not sometimes - most of the time. Plastic surgeons are physician surgeons of the skin, muscle, fat and more. They restore functionality to limbs and even reattach them, reconstruct body parts after severe injuries, can operate on fine muscles and tendons such as those in the hand, treat burn victims, and more. I really wish people would more often make a clear difference between regular plastic surgeons and cosmetic plastic surgeons.

Stock market too

Therapists and activists following shortly after.

Banks and/or stock markets are too touchy of topics, he'd likely be offed along with the cameramen and maybe even going so far as to hunt down everyone who ever saw it..

Yes please 😭

Perfect!!!!

Are you being sacarstic? Because I know someone who is currently suffering from migraines and this might help her. Plus also, do you know if anyone in your family tree has had stroke?

@@sneak9407 Nope. Not sarcastic. They even inject in Jaw for the TMJ to release the muscle clenching. it was so bad at one point I broke a tooth. It does help. Including for migraines that cause pulling in my neck muscles. You need to get a referall to a neurologist, but it's mostly only useful for tension-caused headaches, where muscle pulling/spasms lead to the migraines. A neck injury led to this on me, and caused the issues I got botox for. Look it up, about botox being used for migraines. And medicare will make a case, if a neurologist does the consultation and recommends it. Over time, you'll need it less and less, as eventually muscles will settle down and stop pulling as much as well. Just get to a neurologist with a referall and get a consultation. Regarding strokes, I actually have an anuyrism and my dad has had mini-strokes, but for me, no strokes yet. Just neuro-damage, plus several TBI's My latest I'm currently dealing with, sadly now invoked a spinal injury from a car accident I'm fighting to regain my life over. It's bad enough, I hit medical leave last week as I cannot work while my right leg doesn't work at the moment.

Botox is a treatment for headaches @@sneak9407

I don't believe they're being sarcastic. Botox is absolutely a treatment option for migraines! :-) I've considered it for my migraines and cluster headaches, but Nurtec has been the one for me (along with slushies / ice cream). Please let your friend know about Nurtec, it's a newer drug so it's not as known, but it is the ONLY thing that has truly worked for my cluster headaches, which are like migraines x 9000. I hope this helps!@@sneak9407

SAME! It was an alternative method recommend by my neurologist. Some dentists actually do it as well! It was a game changer for me. I still get some migraines, but the majority of my migraines used to be due to jaw, neck, and scalp tension, and after Botox it has significantly reduced the frequency and severity of all my migraines. Botox was actually originally developed as a migraine solution, and it's "off brand usage" is for cosmetic purposes! Similar to Latisse (now used for eyelash growth), which was originally developed for glaucoma patients! ❤

Only wanted my rabbit to feel good about his/her/their/there/they're winky woo woo 😂

Wait until you learn that Dobermans get their ears cropped and tails docked. There's no such thing in nature as a doberman with pointy ears and a stump for a tail. All the dobermans you see with that outlook, have received that procedure.

My thoughts exactly.

testicle implants are real, too, for dog owners who want to be responsible (have them neutered), but still want the 'look' of an intact dog, either because their manhood is tied to their dog, or, because they have the silly idea that the dog will 'miss them'

I had a neighbor that debarked their dog, talk about cruelty and they still declaw cats. Pet tattoos are a thing too.

EXACTLY. It's creepy and dystopian!!

It reminds me of the people who get those big holes in their ears or put those cow rings in their noses to show their "individuality" while looking like every other person who does the same thing.

So True 👍

But don’t you remember what celebrities like Cardi B, Saweetie, the Kardashians and Jenners, etc said? Plastic surgery is the ultimate expression of self love. Therapy, meditation, and healthy deconstruction of negative self-talk? Who has time for that when you can pay someone to just replace your body with one that society arbitrarily says is the most desirable. Much easier to love yourself when society says you’re worthy of it now! Edit to say: this is satire

Sounds about right. You're comfortable being you, to Hell with the rest of them. They should be more worried about being themselves.

@@username-mk4qv Yes but I don't think its the right way to go as standards of beauty are changing everyday which means you could look attractive one day and ugly the next.

@@username-mk4qv That is a load of absolute rubbish it's self hate that drives you to go under the knife. You should not care if someone does not like what you look like. As someone in the comments pointed out society is fickle and beauty standards are always changing. If you want to let someone cut you up like a patchwork quilt go ahead.

These Honest ads use to be part of Cracked channel and he routinely go millions of views and since people who watch KZfaq video are lazy it takes awhile before people sub to a new channel

Share, share, share and appease the algorithm gods with likes and comments

Na, he’s too woke, and makes people question the world around them. Many are too fearful of feeling personally attacked by a stranger in a video

Yea right people HATE the truth!

Most people can't handle the truth and those that could won't find it by those who spread lies (algorithms)

Is it also true for makeup?

​@@ItIsTheLordWhoKeepsmeGood question

@@JatPhenshllem I think it is

@@ItIsTheLordWhoKeepsme As a practicing Christian I find it highly ironic when someone with thick layers of makeup says "God doesn't make mistakes".

@@fosterfuchs reasonable. I find it weird that the people who complain about how makeup companies takes advantage of insecure people are the ones keeping the industry alive.

You just answered your own question

Bread takes time to be baked. The seller will put it out when it's just about to catch mold.

The truth hurt

because most people are stupid and theyd rather hear comforting lies than painful truths.

I've seen a picture documentation of cleft palate surgery on a baby, and gosh dang, that's close to magic. It's a mean birth defect, and I'm so glad that we live in a time where that doesn't have to mess up somebody's health and youth. Also: prominent screw? How awesome, you are walking classic movie shout-out! Let me know when you're in the vicinity of Berlin. I'll trade you a scar along the hair line, but i'ts so tidy that it barely counts.

My aunt was born with pallet issues. When she was younger, she could put peas in her mouth and spit them out of her nose. I don't think she really got it fixed, though, because it was always really hard to understand her when she talked. She still talks funny and is hard to understand because she basically doesn't have a proper roof inside her mouth. If she did get it fixed, it was before the doctors were good enough at it that they could actually fix it. I've seen some people who got it fixed where you could barely even tell they ever had anything wrong. Doctors got a lot better than they were back when she was young... she's probably in her 70s now.

No sleep- the miracle of life

My brian told me to misspell it's name for some reason

My color square told me to come here.

agreed to the fullest

What does that even mean you know that attractiveness is subjective right…right?

because of you are in this business already ?

@@attilakohbor3360 my 2007 Honda Civic would beg to differ

Be careful. Know your surgeon before doing business with them

Da.

Having worked at a daycare I can tell you it is because of the ratios of adult to infant and max class size that government sets. For us in utah max of 4 infants to 1 adult max 8 infants in a room. If their was a infant in a mixed class of ages max of 8 kids. For 5 year Olds we where allowed to have 12 for 1 adult and could have somewhere around 20 with 2 or 3 adults.

There are reasons behind it. For one thing, we have ratios for the classrooms. Infants is one to four. Toddlers one to five. Twos are one to six. Threes, fours, and five s are one to ten.Two, the money goes to the upkeep up the center, buying supplies for the center including food, paying teacher salaries (which isn't great because yeah considering they basically pay us teachers pennies), and paying the salaries of all the other staff like Cook, Director, Assistant Director, and spending money on extra stuff as well. Yeah, we aren't just sitting on a big pile of money laughing like crazy.

Uuh.. Why would you go to a plastic surgeon for migraine ??

@@ryomaanime4563 In my case, the neurologist did it. But they mentioned medical purposes for botox in the vid. My point was that botox isn't the easy peasy thing people make it out to be.

A colleague of mine did it but only on the forehead where she felt most the migraines. The justification behind it was to relax de forehead muscle that supposedly where one of the reasons to have migraines. As she put it, it was good because she go no wrinkles for a while but she began to feel the migraines elsewhere in her head. The first uses of botox were medical, namely in Ophtalmology

Whether insurance covers a procedure says absolutely nothing about how functional or not it is.

@@Leith_Crowther well... Yes 😁. But if it were purely cosmetical, they usually actually won't pay.

​@@kennichdendenntrue, but even it is practical they may refuse. Plus the line is hard to determine sometimes. In my country (the Netherlands) there was a buzz in the news papers about woman often being rejected for breast reconstruction surgery after having to remove a breast due to cancer.

Reconstructive surgery is different from elective cosmetic surgeries. If it helps you breathe better, sleep easier, chew your food better, and genuinely improves your health, I don't see a problem with it.

😮 I’m surprised insurance even pays for things

Narcissism.

@@spinolover124 yep, that’s why I love it when it rains…then I can stare at myself in a puddle instead of eating.

@@paulis7319Hilarious (genuinely)

just wait a few years. dont forget to buy the cats.

Have you seen Honest Government Ads by Juice Media?

@@sophierobinson2738 no but I will now. Thanks

I recently also went to one for an eye lid correction. Having extra skin runs in family and I somehow got it the worst. It was considered purely cosmetical to fix but on top of my eyes looking much better I won't have to worry about the skin drooping over my eyes and reducing my vision in the future. It was totally worth it to me.

Agreed, I especially apreciate the work they do with face burn victims and other type of severe scaring of the face, it's almost magic how they can almost perfectly reconstruct someones face.

Just googled 'tubular breasts' and yep, that's a mean trick to play on anybody. And then there are of course scars from accidents, birth defects ... and seriously, maybe one day the skin around my eyes is so droopy that it impedes my vision. But my guess would be that 75% of all plastic surgery is just the outcome of way, way, way too many photo-shopped images in ads, posters, glossy magazines, and the sixth circle of hell AKA social media.

Pet ownership was one of his older ones. Sentient Living Animals (Vaccinations Extra)

@@DemonicAdj ooh thanks, will check it out!

Up there with the job listing for the car wash in Aqua Teen. "Are you gullible? And stupid? As Hell?"

You good bro?

Honestly I never look in mirror and am always surprised when I see myself in photos. "Oh no that's me."

Actually, no. People get cynical about politicians when their own side loses.

Not rightly fair, some go into politics for the power. Maybe they can't get it up and imposing stuff on others is the only way to get off anymore.

A national treasure!

He's too old to be targeted.

Hes like Levine in Glengarry Glenross.