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@msaturn56367 ай бұрын
I love how he enphasises how this is a serious video and that we should take everything literally
@Harry-fy3te7 ай бұрын
And that we should attack everyone mentioned
@anthonygillette7 ай бұрын
Except the crust punk part, he made that portion clear that it’s imperative for everyone to date a crusty girl
@margarinesnatcher6 ай бұрын
@@anthonygillette I don't quite date in the retirement home level yet sadly.
@valerieeren30067 ай бұрын
Lana Del Rey not being on here is a crime
@oropendola017 ай бұрын
So is the Garden
@Hollow_Shell7 ай бұрын
tru
@loony60736 ай бұрын
FR
@ryanmccolloch47346 ай бұрын
I'm a dude who likes Lana's music, so idk what to think
@kekethetoad6 ай бұрын
"My pussy tastes like pepsi cola"
@mybloodyvacuum7 ай бұрын
thank you mr british soyjak, i will only look for shoegaze loomer girls now
@teenage_r1ot7 ай бұрын
as you should
@espritdecorps77377 ай бұрын
My bloody valentine pfp is legendary with this comment.
@sernoddicusthegallant69867 ай бұрын
My dude with that name and pfp we all know you were always exclusively looking for shoegaze loomer girls long before this vid.
@ventedbus49177 ай бұрын
Based pfp
@Misspys7 ай бұрын
i like you pfp
@bu773rf1y6 ай бұрын
In conclusion, never date a girl who has TikTok.
@nine-toedsloth71687 ай бұрын
Won't be surprised if Deftones appear in the male edition of this video. As a male Deftones fan, the fanbase can be really annoying and pretentious. I love Deftones
@ales63057 ай бұрын
peaked at ATF ngl
@feverpitch.87 ай бұрын
one of my bf’s friends said that the only ‘metal’ artist he listens to is deftones and he spoke abt it in the most annoying pretentious way possible.. oouuuggh
@gnngnemmmm7 ай бұрын
@@ales6305koi no yokan is my personal favorite but i respect your opinion
@challuna97646 ай бұрын
@@gnngnemmmm Been a Deftones fan since 2010 and I’d like to say that ATF is my favorite album but honestly, they’re all amazing. Even Ohms was great.
@IGNACY-fp8zo6 ай бұрын
The only Deftones song I listen to is My Own Summer, and other songs you'd recommend? I'm too lazy to search song by song myself
@nathanhatley97127 ай бұрын
people who think they're special/smart because they listen to Tool or Radiohead are some of my favorites lol
@Tomahawks3607 ай бұрын
"Dude, did you know Tool wrote a song using the Fibronacci sequence? Like that's so insane, they're literal musical geniuses, they're always pushing the boundaries of music, they're so underrated and it's sad people prefer to listen that radio pop shit instead of real music u.u"
@mybloodyvacuum7 ай бұрын
so fucking special *guitar riff*
@vicstoron7 ай бұрын
I FUCKING LOVE TOOL, I LOVE BEING A COMPLETE TOTAL PSEUD THAT THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE (unironically)
@gurrenmed53197 ай бұрын
Whoever the fuck thinks listening to Radiohead is smart are pure fucking dumbasses who only listen to Kid A, Pablo Honey is better than that shit
@michaelguernsey12067 ай бұрын
I love tool and Radiohead 😢
@ewanherbert34026 ай бұрын
K-Pop also seems like a red flag. A woman flaunting a love of impossibly pretty boys is like a man introducing himself by telling you his favourite pornstar or anime waifu. Like, you should probably keep that to yourself at least a bit...
@skreebadeeb696 ай бұрын
K-pop fans scare me
@kapilreang3 ай бұрын
Fr dude
@dominicherrera69847 ай бұрын
Perfect timing that this came out on Spotify Wrapped day
@dmplacencia7 ай бұрын
I’m down like 30000 minutes, I’m so sad
@mkgeostar7 ай бұрын
i dont use spotify
@edinonjunio7 ай бұрын
I can't believe you left out the K-pop fans, they're much like the Swifties in behavior but with the special trait of being way more aggressive and protective of their Korean Idols
@BarakonАй бұрын
Don’t try to date or befriend 1, they treat real people like fictional characters they can toy around with & tell you to not hypothesize or speak your mind when watching a movie in theatre, nor offer a notebook so you could do that quietly & politely. Basic @$$ b!+c#3$ ain’t worth it. Don’t stick your d!c|< in crazy, don’t stuff your vag with crazy.
@agonzalez70957 ай бұрын
"Imagine if Radiohead suddenly becomes a tiktok trend" Haven't some of their songs like Karma police and paranoid android become tiktok trends?
@heter0flexual6237 ай бұрын
their songs became trends but not the band as a whole. deftones as a band became trendy to like but with radiohead it's only really trendy to like no surprises
@milgrau22337 ай бұрын
Aw shit, time to get a new favorite band again
@agonzalez70957 ай бұрын
@@heter0flexual623 disagree, Radiohead have become a staple of losercore, incel femcel, music nerd and generic alternative music fan core. Their pervasiveness in pop culture has always existed but its amplified through the incessant meme culture around them
@DumboOctopiAreTheBest6 ай бұрын
I mean, Creep has been pretty popular.
@nurunurunuru2 ай бұрын
@@DumboOctopiAreTheBest I mean that's different, creep is keeping all the good shit on the back while people devour creep for 30 years until no surprises blew up
@waifubreaks15727 ай бұрын
if she likes kpop that's never a good sign
@deadnest_7 ай бұрын
Absolutely agree (speaking from experience)
@rottingcorpse19907 ай бұрын
@@deadnest_ I concur (also from experience)
@Adrian-fc2ui7 ай бұрын
Fr if they listen to kpop the relationship is going to turn toxic before you notice
@BigSadClownBoi7 ай бұрын
Total missed opportunity not to mention that community
@duli24277 ай бұрын
Not all people who listen to kpop are nececcarily fans, and not all fans are stans. As a person who has been listening to kpop for a pretty long time, i can say that the stan side of it can be annoying and crazy, but i hope people would see points like enjoying music because its in a different language (because so much of music is in english), and just different concepts compared to western artists and bands. So what i mean is that people love to dislike other peoples music tastes by seeing only the crazy fans and the most popular groups (bts), and ignoring the groups and artists who do not have a big image in western media, or ones which are older and most likely disbanded.
@sireffortlessgarbage79227 ай бұрын
My man you just listed every single band/artist my girlfriend listens to. At least she’s not a crust punk (I’m a crust punk, tough shit for her)
@mybloodyvacuum7 ай бұрын
two negatives make a positive
@vicstoron7 ай бұрын
that is a wild music taste ngl. (I say this as someone that literally listens to nearly everything that exists and can still see value on it regardless of genre or status)
@hastyhawkeye7 ай бұрын
Nice D.R.I profile picture
@kimberlyvespa7 ай бұрын
@@hastyhawkeyeright? Lol! Great band!
@skaldlouiscyphre24536 ай бұрын
Just here to add to the DRI appreciation.
@ElectraQvQ7 ай бұрын
If I listen to both male and female manipulator music, does that make me the ultimate manipulator?
@Casperhateslife7 ай бұрын
That just means you need to question your gender (im semi joking)
@Joemama551227 ай бұрын
It makes you a bisexual manipulator
@ElectraQvQ7 ай бұрын
@@Casperhateslife You are, but I'm NB 😭 😂
@8bitdiedie7 ай бұрын
The Omnipulator
@ElectraQvQ7 ай бұрын
@@8bitdiedie i will never forget this
@ndogg207 ай бұрын
@ 7:00 "I think it's probably best to avoid any human being that feels the need to label themselves based on their enjoyment of a musician." This applies not only to the Crybabies and Dead Heads but to every hard-core fan of just one group, who can quote lyrics the same as a holy roller can recite bible passages and always have that story of how that artists song "SAVED THEIR LIFE"!!! And this goes double for Juggalos.
@nola2817 ай бұрын
You're right. The most well balanced people I've seen listen to multiple styles of music, not just one. I listen to everything from metal to Broadway to classical and some country and rap. I go to rock shows, ballets, operas, Broadway plays and the philharmonic. every musical style has something good about it.
@malinowaherbata26657 ай бұрын
Im a metalhead and i actually rexovered from anorexia because i wanted to have any stamina to go to gigs and found many friends that helped me go through my problems and i also found a big passion for fuitar and have actual reasons to live now so ig sometimes music really saves lives lol
@nola2817 ай бұрын
@@malinowaherbata2665 it can, no matter the style of music. You can't see your favorite band if you're dead or unwell.
@sunburnsmiles66696 ай бұрын
I think that it’s also something where you need to take age into context as well. Like are we talking about someone who is in middle school/high school trying to define themselves as an individual or are we talking about grown adults being unhealthily obsessed with an artist for the sake of being pretentious or for clout? Because the former is only slightly annoying and the latter is actually a person to avoid
@thephoenixhasflown4 ай бұрын
What if actually for real your life had taken a really strange turn and you were running on fumes because of all the BS and that's when you found glorious guitar slinging rock and roll?
@toodths7 ай бұрын
the mention of Melanie Martinez in this video was like hearing Voldemort's name, you need to put a content warning before you mention her coolea, christ
@alkazarblack72666 ай бұрын
As a bradtaste fan, i agree
@Goofyahhboi204 ай бұрын
Idk I am not really a fan but true but idc lol
@dulcetscreaming7 ай бұрын
i can confirm i, as a woman, was sitting at that round table. a deftones fan yanked his hair and a swiftie manhandled him during the interview and that's why he needed a wig for this video to cover up those mr clean bald spots
@Chris22117 ай бұрын
You forgot to include Lana Del Rey fans. She was the face of the nymphette aesthetic for a while.
@MrOoYT7 ай бұрын
Hate comments on Coolea’s videos are love comments ❤️
@abirarehman64677 ай бұрын
How are you gonna dunk on Melanie Martinez when Lana Del Ray and the rise of the "coquette" aesthetic exists bro cmon 🤕
@Billiamwoods7 ай бұрын
As a Mitski fan, I agree
@dmplacencia7 ай бұрын
This adhd style of editing is making my adhd go into overdrive, my adhd can’t adhd enough for this adhd
@DannyK19927 ай бұрын
You forgot Lana Del Rey
@vicstoron7 ай бұрын
THIS LMAO and also Drain Gang stuff
@Lxrzo2 ай бұрын
@@vicstorondrain gang fans have to be one of the worst fanbases in hiphop ever 😭😭😭 you get called a newgen for literally everything
@valhallamma68716 күн бұрын
And ice spice
@ARCArcticc7 ай бұрын
Coolea looking extra ravishing today 🥶🥵
@Pooh-vt2ms7 ай бұрын
Holy shit he's hot
@dmplacencia7 ай бұрын
Smash or smash
@mybloodyvacuum7 ай бұрын
pass smh not a true gazeshoer
@mekaniklboltmb48807 ай бұрын
Of course the dude with the stolas pfp makes a horny comment
@Skaatje7 ай бұрын
Yeah, "dating". So relatable! 😭
@unicornsoup40707 ай бұрын
Stay strong brother💪
@dmplacencia7 ай бұрын
You will lose your singleness one day, I believe in you
@vicstoron7 ай бұрын
@@dmplacencia it's over for some of us I won't lie to you brother... I myself particularly already lost all hope in here, but good luck to everyone else who hasn't, I believe in y'all
@dmplacencia7 ай бұрын
@@vicstoron shit I lost hope in myself, who needs talking to girls when you can start a fictitious metal band and help the homie thugalicious drop his mixtape
@vicstoron7 ай бұрын
@@dmplacencia so true... I need to get my pseud IDM/DnB project started here in hopes I can make it out of Latin America, no time for girls.
@candyhair7 ай бұрын
Surprised ghost wasn't mentioned, it's just undertale fans for metal imo
@Denkersis7 ай бұрын
Complaining about Ghost not being metal is the red flag
@candyhair4 ай бұрын
@@Denkersis I didn't notice the comment notif, but I didn't mean that ghost isn't metal. I just think their fan base is similar to the 2017 undertale fans. I love their music, just the fans scare me.
@KaLionVsTheWorld4 ай бұрын
The ones that only listen to “Mary On A Cross”?
@candyhair4 ай бұрын
@@KaLionVsTheWorld That and the ones who sexualize the band members. Drawing PaPa smut and shipping the band members together. I know they just released a Ghildo but it rubs me the wrong way when teens sexualize a man (who is 42, married and has 2 kids) in a mask.
@KaLionVsTheWorld4 ай бұрын
@@candyhair wtf
@Phone_got_cute_so_i_smash6 ай бұрын
I think Taylor Swift swamping all the record pressing plants is a good thing. Someone might actually open a new plant to combat this.
@sophiabelfield90097 ай бұрын
Your videos never fail to make me chuckle homie
@Hypnotically_Caucasian6 ай бұрын
Tool fans: pseudointellectuals Opeth fans: pseudointellectuals with profound autism, like me
@jarrettchristensen_music6 ай бұрын
I have ASD and Opeth is probably my favorite band. It's clear that a lot of the fan base is probably on the spectrum.
@Hypnotically_Caucasian6 ай бұрын
@@jarrettchristensen_music As with most of progressive rock/ metal
@mr.luk-youtubebabynskyi19067 ай бұрын
Ah yes another video that I don’t need
@FuneraryDirge7 ай бұрын
Dated a Melanie Martinez girl once, I will never get that time back
@kellikocha77336 ай бұрын
The add before this was for the eras tour movie ❤
@imcool45127 ай бұрын
Whats funny about the raidohead comment is that karma police is trending on tiktok because of invincible.
@stalker60125 ай бұрын
I'm currently on a drunken adhd filled binge watch of your chanel and I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOVE IT! Keep up the good work man.
@EngineNo57 ай бұрын
Not Felony Martinez😭😭
@thepotatotaxi24307 ай бұрын
felony fucking fartinez
@Kittypeony7 ай бұрын
I don’t have a specific genre of music I literally hear anything that sounds good
@underscore45057 ай бұрын
Yes you do
@Kittypeony7 ай бұрын
@@underscore4505 hmmm 🧐 probably metal
@EliRicke-xl9mw4 ай бұрын
Yes metal
@DeadSabbath8067 ай бұрын
*laughs in Houstonian Bad Bunnyism and Normie-istic SZAism*
@BarakonАй бұрын
So y’a liked em when he had the Rayman cut…good to know…
@TheAlanRaptor7 ай бұрын
Babe, wake up! New Coolea video dropped!! 10 mins later: Okay, back to bed with you.
@bananahorse37237 ай бұрын
The one bit at 6:31 is surprisingly accurate
@dandelionbodies7 ай бұрын
My favorite British dude back at it again, still being British like always 👍
@LyntzbartzkyPerez3 ай бұрын
OMG THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING MELANIE MARTINEZ im a woman who has listened to both taylor and melanie and crybabies are literally 100x more bat shit crazy somehow
@Skeleton_Dork5 ай бұрын
Why do I have the mid-low frequencies of your voice stuck in my head HELP
@jeniks1_7 ай бұрын
tbf i love the bealtes and one of my bestfriends is a swiftie so this is completely accurate
@sagedamage1097 ай бұрын
Predator drone deployed
@jeniks1_7 ай бұрын
@@sagedamage109 i am literally a minor 😭
@Andrlz_7 ай бұрын
@@jeniks1_ Another type of predator now, please
@jeniks1_7 ай бұрын
@@Andrlz_ I AM LITERALLY A MINOR 😭😭
@Andrlz_7 ай бұрын
@@jeniks1_ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶e̶x̶a̶c̶t̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶h̶y̶ Oh, i see, sorry.
@angelolarosavanjo20897 ай бұрын
can confirm, my ex listened to mitski, melanie martinez and mitski. life has been ruined
@masterseal04185 ай бұрын
Lana Del Ray wasn't mentioned here as everyone in the comments pointed out.
@solaanimarum62207 ай бұрын
thank you for your very serious video
@thatguyo58467 ай бұрын
Thank you British music man
@adrienmichel88787 ай бұрын
Dios mio that was close (i am a kali uchis fan)
@mimi57694 ай бұрын
Bro i love your channel
@fuckboi_killa7 ай бұрын
I havent even talked to a girl in years
@purpleabyss25875 ай бұрын
i trust Coolea with my life
@jeremylhay7 ай бұрын
"Literally never date a crust punk." Well yeah... I mean if someone finds themself tempted to date a crust punk, they should go to the doctor and have their nose examined. Cause all crusties literally smell like a smoked turd rolled in pachouli.
@jeremylhay7 ай бұрын
...and armpit sweat. A smoked turd rolled in patchouli and armpit sweat.
@scottvelez31547 ай бұрын
As someone who listens to what is borderline just TV static mixed with the sounds of a pig being sodomized, I do be fucking with the Swift sometimes. 🎵go on one too many dates, got nothing in my brain🎵
@dudenamedchris33257 ай бұрын
As a hardcore redheads fan, yeah, I think that comment was pretty spot on
@mybloodyvacuum7 ай бұрын
pfp checks out
@strategicvoid47107 ай бұрын
or 4rth maybe
@pwnthemonkeys7 ай бұрын
>she heh don't need to watch this video because they avoid me
@vicstoron7 ай бұрын
realest comment here...
@ChainsawSlammer1.3.86 ай бұрын
Why
@kyleinnes49636 ай бұрын
The weekend didn’t change his hair, it grew, that’s how free form works
@DDAWGslap7 ай бұрын
Thx you😊❤❤
@gabbajon56546 ай бұрын
yep can confirm that crust punks are trouble
@diesonneisthedude26682 ай бұрын
As someone who was in a friend group of melanie martinez fan . YES! We were insuferable and all mentaly ill and i'm not saying it to mock people with mental illnesses obviously but its because that was actually the case lol!So much drama and trauma grouped together ! The radiations emanating from us was stronk!
@cheeselord60907 ай бұрын
YOO fourth and coolea you've gotta do a icp deep dive shit is goofy
@29..477 ай бұрын
0:41 woww real coolea (real )
@ghoste_girll6 ай бұрын
If they have a music taste of what's trending on tiktok. Run
@Sceppyo7 ай бұрын
All i can take away from this is that death grips fans are the way to go (i am biased) also ignorant guide to math rock video with mention of tricot and death grips video when?
@thepotatotaxi24307 ай бұрын
math rock is prog for people who will die alone. boom theres your summary
@Sceppyo7 ай бұрын
@@thepotatotaxi2430 lmao
@Rivcorpse7 ай бұрын
One of my old friends who liked Melanie called me selfish and abusive for making fun of someone pissing in a diaper recreationally. apprentky is a coping mechanism to piss and shit urself☹️☹️
@diesonneisthedude26682 ай бұрын
Aauauauuauauagggh🙄 honestly some things needs to be private. Not everybody needs to know lol . Not talking about you tho ! Like how is someone not supposed to react with discust ?
@Joesgamesntech6 ай бұрын
I like mitski, im not sad or anything but i think the lyrics are cool and the music is unique but still easy to listen to. It is great to cry to though every now n then
@carmelomacaluso7 ай бұрын
i think you missed the radiohead fans
@plaguecarrier4 ай бұрын
i appreciate that ur self aware about being slop. this channel is like a r/aita subway surfers post for people who watched anthony fantano in high school
@sex066 ай бұрын
smells crazy in here
@linusgoblin7 ай бұрын
Btw did you knew swift tailor was lobying for fast fashion?
@kaj00b0y7 ай бұрын
of course the crusties had to get it
@pulvenberg17096 ай бұрын
Eh... slowly becoming a metalhead having started off with Deftones (thankfully not through tiktok) very "naturally" enjoy their sound. But am I becoming a d*ckbag trying to force my appreciation of metal onto others, whle not eve knowing enough myself? HELL YEAH I AM!
@cybermexi-81006 ай бұрын
Funny that you mention Weeknd Fans as being a red flag. Because I've never met a weeknd fan. Ever. I'm pretty sure those weeknd concert footage is all doctored
@chrazzl24 күн бұрын
ex-friend of mine had a major crush on me and she was obsessed with the beatles AND taylor swift, i dodged a fucking missile there
@Mockingbird15173 ай бұрын
Dated a Melanie Martinez fan once. One of the worst experiences of my life. 0/10 would not recommend
@29..477 ай бұрын
1:14 😮😮😮😮🇿🇲 epicness
@user-hh8lc1cb4h7 ай бұрын
I had a crush on this one girl that likes Melanie Martinez, ima just say this rn, thank you for saving me and giving me a warning of what could have came to me, you saved me from something potentially bad from happening. (PSA: this may or may not be a joke) Edit: it isn’t
@thepotatotaxi24307 ай бұрын
unironically heed that warning them smellanie fans are no joke
@user-hh8lc1cb4h7 ай бұрын
I’ll heed that warning
@to_manoeuve6 ай бұрын
6:31 got me dying LMFAO
@hozic99296 ай бұрын
My honest reaction when i actually talk to people that listen to most of these and some of them are goddamn willdddd
@_Fenn6 ай бұрын
If thom yorke becomes TikTok famous I give up Radiohead 😢
@_Fenn5 ай бұрын
@munnoh-tw6yw I don’t want thom to use TikTok filters :(
@sernoddicusthegallant69867 ай бұрын
Me laughing at women while I can cause I know Im going to absolutely get called out when it comes to male maniuplator music next video.
@vicstoron7 ай бұрын
Same. I'm placing bets that he will mention Radiohead, TOOL and Burzum. (would also say Alcest but dunno how well known Alcest is, not something obscure but not super well known either)
@catoi63247 ай бұрын
ah fuck I just started listening to Alcest@@vicstoron
@Casperhateslife7 ай бұрын
@@vicstoron don’t forget weezer.
@dulcetscreaming7 ай бұрын
youre going to start crying and yanking your hair when he mentions nsbm
@mybloodyvacuum7 ай бұрын
@@vicstoronnah radiohead is mild. however, arctic monkeys
@catoi63247 ай бұрын
I understand not knowing about Mitski but having never heard of Melanie Martinez is CRAZY. Her music used to be completely inescapable lmao
@metetural91407 ай бұрын
He might've heard her songs but not known who the artist was
@mychemicalfckingromance5 ай бұрын
mitski, lana, and melanie are basically the tumblr sad girl holy trinity
@EEe-zd2rt7 ай бұрын
my wart is still there
@corpseater5 ай бұрын
hope csh's gonna be in the male version of this -csh fan
@StayReal-7 ай бұрын
one of the few valid British people
@Youtubin207 ай бұрын
Ah yes excellent more music subculture info about insufferables thank u coolea I will now go back to slurping future funk off the floor like a dweeb
@thephoenixhasflown4 ай бұрын
Alright so if she's got a copy of that Swifty album that set all those Indie artists back multiple years and a Crossley to play it on you might want to start asking questions. Got it.
@stevestevestevesteve64666 ай бұрын
7:03 so I shouldn't call myself a gojirawhale? :(
@drainedyvngxd3xthАй бұрын
The only crybaby I f with is the lil peep album not felony martinez
@Aspen_Chap7 ай бұрын
i will never understand the hype with the deft ones
@Gorygreg5147 ай бұрын
remembering that i dated a swifty makes me want to drink
@sandhya3155 ай бұрын
Should've included barbz and the beehive tbh
@Erik-bd6ll6 ай бұрын
4:26 sad part is that it kinda is lmao
@zorakkillsyou4 ай бұрын
Be sure to add chiptune to the male version of this
@Tables-zm7db4 ай бұрын
Anything trap
@theoogy82657 ай бұрын
Swift makes music for basic white women, and there is nothing wrong with that.
@mybloodyvacuum7 ай бұрын
what about her polluting the airspace with her private jets? i mean it's unrelated but it's also a pretty good reason to hate T.S. for, as well as other rich mfs
@imogen45353 ай бұрын
I made the wojak on the thumbnail of this video lmaooo
@coolea3 ай бұрын
That's sick. I might be interested in paid work for similar wojaks sometime in the future, message me on Instagram if you're interested.
@prod.hackyy_7 ай бұрын
i trust you
@onewingedangel24792 ай бұрын
I have most Beatles albums on vinyl... ;_;
@deficitstifflegzercherdeadlift7 ай бұрын
What does it say about me that my favorite artist is Coolea?? 🤔