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Coolea

Coolea

7 ай бұрын

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@msaturn5636
@msaturn5636 7 ай бұрын
I love how he enphasises how this is a serious video and that we should take everything literally
@Harry-fy3te
@Harry-fy3te 7 ай бұрын
And that we should attack everyone mentioned
@anthonygillette
@anthonygillette 7 ай бұрын
Except the crust punk part, he made that portion clear that it’s imperative for everyone to date a crusty girl
@margarinesnatcher
@margarinesnatcher 6 ай бұрын
@@anthonygillette I don't quite date in the retirement home level yet sadly.
@valerieeren3006
@valerieeren3006 7 ай бұрын
Lana Del Rey not being on here is a crime
@oropendola01
@oropendola01 7 ай бұрын
So is the Garden
@Hollow_Shell
@Hollow_Shell 7 ай бұрын
tru
@loony6073
@loony6073 6 ай бұрын
FR
@ryanmccolloch4734
@ryanmccolloch4734 6 ай бұрын
I'm a dude who likes Lana's music, so idk what to think
@kekethetoad
@kekethetoad 6 ай бұрын
"My pussy tastes like pepsi cola"
@mybloodyvacuum
@mybloodyvacuum 7 ай бұрын
thank you mr british soyjak, i will only look for shoegaze loomer girls now
@teenage_r1ot
@teenage_r1ot 7 ай бұрын
as you should
@espritdecorps7737
@espritdecorps7737 7 ай бұрын
My bloody valentine pfp is legendary with this comment.
@sernoddicusthegallant6986
@sernoddicusthegallant6986 7 ай бұрын
My dude with that name and pfp we all know you were always exclusively looking for shoegaze loomer girls long before this vid.
@ventedbus4917
@ventedbus4917 7 ай бұрын
Based pfp
@Misspys
@Misspys 7 ай бұрын
i like you pfp
@bu773rf1y
@bu773rf1y 6 ай бұрын
In conclusion, never date a girl who has TikTok.
@nine-toedsloth7168
@nine-toedsloth7168 7 ай бұрын
Won't be surprised if Deftones appear in the male edition of this video. As a male Deftones fan, the fanbase can be really annoying and pretentious. I love Deftones
@ales6305
@ales6305 7 ай бұрын
peaked at ATF ngl
@feverpitch.8
@feverpitch.8 7 ай бұрын
one of my bf’s friends said that the only ‘metal’ artist he listens to is deftones and he spoke abt it in the most annoying pretentious way possible.. oouuuggh
@gnngnemmmm
@gnngnemmmm 7 ай бұрын
@@ales6305koi no yokan is my personal favorite but i respect your opinion
@challuna9764
@challuna9764 6 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠@@gnngnemmmm Been a Deftones fan since 2010 and I’d like to say that ATF is my favorite album but honestly, they’re all amazing. Even Ohms was great.
@IGNACY-fp8zo
@IGNACY-fp8zo 6 ай бұрын
The only Deftones song I listen to is My Own Summer, and other songs you'd recommend? I'm too lazy to search song by song myself
@nathanhatley9712
@nathanhatley9712 7 ай бұрын
people who think they're special/smart because they listen to Tool or Radiohead are some of my favorites lol
@Tomahawks360
@Tomahawks360 7 ай бұрын
"Dude, did you know Tool wrote a song using the Fibronacci sequence? Like that's so insane, they're literal musical geniuses, they're always pushing the boundaries of music, they're so underrated and it's sad people prefer to listen that radio pop shit instead of real music u.u"
@mybloodyvacuum
@mybloodyvacuum 7 ай бұрын
so fucking special *guitar riff*
@vicstoron
@vicstoron 7 ай бұрын
I FUCKING LOVE TOOL, I LOVE BEING A COMPLETE TOTAL PSEUD THAT THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE (unironically)
@gurrenmed5319
@gurrenmed5319 7 ай бұрын
Whoever the fuck thinks listening to Radiohead is smart are pure fucking dumbasses who only listen to Kid A, Pablo Honey is better than that shit
@michaelguernsey1206
@michaelguernsey1206 7 ай бұрын
I love tool and Radiohead 😢
@ewanherbert3402
@ewanherbert3402 6 ай бұрын
K-Pop also seems like a red flag. A woman flaunting a love of impossibly pretty boys is like a man introducing himself by telling you his favourite pornstar or anime waifu. Like, you should probably keep that to yourself at least a bit...
@skreebadeeb69
@skreebadeeb69 6 ай бұрын
K-pop fans scare me
@kapilreang
@kapilreang 3 ай бұрын
Fr dude
@dominicherrera6984
@dominicherrera6984 7 ай бұрын
Perfect timing that this came out on Spotify Wrapped day
@dmplacencia
@dmplacencia 7 ай бұрын
I’m down like 30000 minutes, I’m so sad
@mkgeostar
@mkgeostar 7 ай бұрын
i dont use spotify
@edinonjunio
@edinonjunio 7 ай бұрын
I can't believe you left out the K-pop fans, they're much like the Swifties in behavior but with the special trait of being way more aggressive and protective of their Korean Idols
@Barakon
@Barakon Ай бұрын
Don’t try to date or befriend 1, they treat real people like fictional characters they can toy around with & tell you to not hypothesize or speak your mind when watching a movie in theatre, nor offer a notebook so you could do that quietly & politely. Basic @$$ b!+c#3$ ain’t worth it. Don’t stick your d!c|< in crazy, don’t stuff your vag with crazy.
@agonzalez7095
@agonzalez7095 7 ай бұрын
"Imagine if Radiohead suddenly becomes a tiktok trend" Haven't some of their songs like Karma police and paranoid android become tiktok trends?
@heter0flexual623
@heter0flexual623 7 ай бұрын
their songs became trends but not the band as a whole. deftones as a band became trendy to like but with radiohead it's only really trendy to like no surprises
@milgrau2233
@milgrau2233 7 ай бұрын
Aw shit, time to get a new favorite band again
@agonzalez7095
@agonzalez7095 7 ай бұрын
@@heter0flexual623 disagree, Radiohead have become a staple of losercore, incel femcel, music nerd and generic alternative music fan core. Their pervasiveness in pop culture has always existed but its amplified through the incessant meme culture around them
@DumboOctopiAreTheBest
@DumboOctopiAreTheBest 6 ай бұрын
I mean, Creep has been pretty popular.
@nurunurunuru
@nurunurunuru 2 ай бұрын
​@@DumboOctopiAreTheBest I mean that's different, creep is keeping all the good shit on the back while people devour creep for 30 years until no surprises blew up
@waifubreaks1572
@waifubreaks1572 7 ай бұрын
if she likes kpop that's never a good sign
@deadnest_
@deadnest_ 7 ай бұрын
Absolutely agree (speaking from experience)
@rottingcorpse1990
@rottingcorpse1990 7 ай бұрын
@@deadnest_ I concur (also from experience)
@Adrian-fc2ui
@Adrian-fc2ui 7 ай бұрын
Fr if they listen to kpop the relationship is going to turn toxic before you notice
@BigSadClownBoi
@BigSadClownBoi 7 ай бұрын
Total missed opportunity not to mention that community
@duli2427
@duli2427 7 ай бұрын
Not all people who listen to kpop are nececcarily fans, and not all fans are stans. As a person who has been listening to kpop for a pretty long time, i can say that the stan side of it can be annoying and crazy, but i hope people would see points like enjoying music because its in a different language (because so much of music is in english), and just different concepts compared to western artists and bands. So what i mean is that people love to dislike other peoples music tastes by seeing only the crazy fans and the most popular groups (bts), and ignoring the groups and artists who do not have a big image in western media, or ones which are older and most likely disbanded.
@sireffortlessgarbage7922
@sireffortlessgarbage7922 7 ай бұрын
My man you just listed every single band/artist my girlfriend listens to. At least she’s not a crust punk (I’m a crust punk, tough shit for her)
@mybloodyvacuum
@mybloodyvacuum 7 ай бұрын
two negatives make a positive
@vicstoron
@vicstoron 7 ай бұрын
that is a wild music taste ngl. (I say this as someone that literally listens to nearly everything that exists and can still see value on it regardless of genre or status)
@hastyhawkeye
@hastyhawkeye 7 ай бұрын
Nice D.R.I profile picture
@kimberlyvespa
@kimberlyvespa 7 ай бұрын
@@hastyhawkeyeright? Lol! Great band!
@skaldlouiscyphre2453
@skaldlouiscyphre2453 6 ай бұрын
Just here to add to the DRI appreciation.
@ElectraQvQ
@ElectraQvQ 7 ай бұрын
If I listen to both male and female manipulator music, does that make me the ultimate manipulator?
@Casperhateslife
@Casperhateslife 7 ай бұрын
That just means you need to question your gender (im semi joking)
@Joemama55122
@Joemama55122 7 ай бұрын
It makes you a bisexual manipulator
@ElectraQvQ
@ElectraQvQ 7 ай бұрын
@@Casperhateslife You are, but I'm NB 😭 😂
@8bitdiedie
@8bitdiedie 7 ай бұрын
The Omnipulator
@ElectraQvQ
@ElectraQvQ 7 ай бұрын
@@8bitdiedie i will never forget this
@ndogg20
@ndogg20 7 ай бұрын
@ 7:00 "I think it's probably best to avoid any human being that feels the need to label themselves based on their enjoyment of a musician." This applies not only to the Crybabies and Dead Heads but to every hard-core fan of just one group, who can quote lyrics the same as a holy roller can recite bible passages and always have that story of how that artists song "SAVED THEIR LIFE"!!! And this goes double for Juggalos.
@nola281
@nola281 7 ай бұрын
You're right. The most well balanced people I've seen listen to multiple styles of music, not just one. I listen to everything from metal to Broadway to classical and some country and rap. I go to rock shows, ballets, operas, Broadway plays and the philharmonic. every musical style has something good about it.
@malinowaherbata2665
@malinowaherbata2665 7 ай бұрын
Im a metalhead and i actually rexovered from anorexia because i wanted to have any stamina to go to gigs and found many friends that helped me go through my problems and i also found a big passion for fuitar and have actual reasons to live now so ig sometimes music really saves lives lol
@nola281
@nola281 7 ай бұрын
@@malinowaherbata2665 it can, no matter the style of music. You can't see your favorite band if you're dead or unwell.
@sunburnsmiles6669
@sunburnsmiles6669 6 ай бұрын
I think that it’s also something where you need to take age into context as well. Like are we talking about someone who is in middle school/high school trying to define themselves as an individual or are we talking about grown adults being unhealthily obsessed with an artist for the sake of being pretentious or for clout? Because the former is only slightly annoying and the latter is actually a person to avoid
@thephoenixhasflown
@thephoenixhasflown 4 ай бұрын
What if actually for real your life had taken a really strange turn and you were running on fumes because of all the BS and that's when you found glorious guitar slinging rock and roll?
@toodths
@toodths 7 ай бұрын
the mention of Melanie Martinez in this video was like hearing Voldemort's name, you need to put a content warning before you mention her coolea, christ
@alkazarblack7266
@alkazarblack7266 6 ай бұрын
As a bradtaste fan, i agree
@Goofyahhboi20
@Goofyahhboi20 4 ай бұрын
Idk I am not really a fan but true but idc lol
@dulcetscreaming
@dulcetscreaming 7 ай бұрын
i can confirm i, as a woman, was sitting at that round table. a deftones fan yanked his hair and a swiftie manhandled him during the interview and that's why he needed a wig for this video to cover up those mr clean bald spots
@Chris2211
@Chris2211 7 ай бұрын
You forgot to include Lana Del Rey fans. She was the face of the nymphette aesthetic for a while.
@MrOoYT
@MrOoYT 7 ай бұрын
Hate comments on Coolea’s videos are love comments ❤️
@abirarehman6467
@abirarehman6467 7 ай бұрын
How are you gonna dunk on Melanie Martinez when Lana Del Ray and the rise of the "coquette" aesthetic exists bro cmon 🤕
@Billiamwoods
@Billiamwoods 7 ай бұрын
As a Mitski fan, I agree
@dmplacencia
@dmplacencia 7 ай бұрын
This adhd style of editing is making my adhd go into overdrive, my adhd can’t adhd enough for this adhd
@DannyK1992
@DannyK1992 7 ай бұрын
You forgot Lana Del Rey
@vicstoron
@vicstoron 7 ай бұрын
THIS LMAO and also Drain Gang stuff
@Lxrzo
@Lxrzo 2 ай бұрын
​@@vicstorondrain gang fans have to be one of the worst fanbases in hiphop ever 😭😭😭 you get called a newgen for literally everything
@valhallamma687
@valhallamma687 16 күн бұрын
And ice spice
@ARCArcticc
@ARCArcticc 7 ай бұрын
Coolea looking extra ravishing today 🥶🥵
@Pooh-vt2ms
@Pooh-vt2ms 7 ай бұрын
Holy shit he's hot
@dmplacencia
@dmplacencia 7 ай бұрын
Smash or smash
@mybloodyvacuum
@mybloodyvacuum 7 ай бұрын
pass smh not a true gazeshoer
@mekaniklboltmb4880
@mekaniklboltmb4880 7 ай бұрын
Of course the dude with the stolas pfp makes a horny comment
@Skaatje
@Skaatje 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, "dating". So relatable! 😭
@unicornsoup4070
@unicornsoup4070 7 ай бұрын
Stay strong brother💪
@dmplacencia
@dmplacencia 7 ай бұрын
You will lose your singleness one day, I believe in you
@vicstoron
@vicstoron 7 ай бұрын
@@dmplacencia it's over for some of us I won't lie to you brother... I myself particularly already lost all hope in here, but good luck to everyone else who hasn't, I believe in y'all
@dmplacencia
@dmplacencia 7 ай бұрын
@@vicstoron shit I lost hope in myself, who needs talking to girls when you can start a fictitious metal band and help the homie thugalicious drop his mixtape
@vicstoron
@vicstoron 7 ай бұрын
@@dmplacencia so true... I need to get my pseud IDM/DnB project started here in hopes I can make it out of Latin America, no time for girls.
@candyhair
@candyhair 7 ай бұрын
Surprised ghost wasn't mentioned, it's just undertale fans for metal imo
@Denkersis
@Denkersis 7 ай бұрын
Complaining about Ghost not being metal is the red flag
@candyhair
@candyhair 4 ай бұрын
@@Denkersis I didn't notice the comment notif, but I didn't mean that ghost isn't metal. I just think their fan base is similar to the 2017 undertale fans. I love their music, just the fans scare me.
@KaLionVsTheWorld
@KaLionVsTheWorld 4 ай бұрын
The ones that only listen to “Mary On A Cross”?
@candyhair
@candyhair 4 ай бұрын
@@KaLionVsTheWorld That and the ones who sexualize the band members. Drawing PaPa smut and shipping the band members together. I know they just released a Ghildo but it rubs me the wrong way when teens sexualize a man (who is 42, married and has 2 kids) in a mask.
@KaLionVsTheWorld
@KaLionVsTheWorld 4 ай бұрын
@@candyhair wtf
@Phone_got_cute_so_i_smash
@Phone_got_cute_so_i_smash 6 ай бұрын
I think Taylor Swift swamping all the record pressing plants is a good thing. Someone might actually open a new plant to combat this.
@sophiabelfield9009
@sophiabelfield9009 7 ай бұрын
Your videos never fail to make me chuckle homie
@Hypnotically_Caucasian
@Hypnotically_Caucasian 6 ай бұрын
Tool fans: pseudointellectuals Opeth fans: pseudointellectuals with profound autism, like me
@jarrettchristensen_music
@jarrettchristensen_music 6 ай бұрын
I have ASD and Opeth is probably my favorite band. It's clear that a lot of the fan base is probably on the spectrum.
@Hypnotically_Caucasian
@Hypnotically_Caucasian 6 ай бұрын
@@jarrettchristensen_music As with most of progressive rock/ metal
@mr.luk-youtubebabynskyi1906
@mr.luk-youtubebabynskyi1906 7 ай бұрын
Ah yes another video that I don’t need
@FuneraryDirge
@FuneraryDirge 7 ай бұрын
Dated a Melanie Martinez girl once, I will never get that time back
@kellikocha7733
@kellikocha7733 6 ай бұрын
The add before this was for the eras tour movie ❤
@imcool4512
@imcool4512 7 ай бұрын
Whats funny about the raidohead comment is that karma police is trending on tiktok because of invincible.
@stalker6012
@stalker6012 5 ай бұрын
I'm currently on a drunken adhd filled binge watch of your chanel and I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOVE IT! Keep up the good work man.
@EngineNo5
@EngineNo5 7 ай бұрын
Not Felony Martinez😭😭
@thepotatotaxi2430
@thepotatotaxi2430 7 ай бұрын
felony fucking fartinez
@Kittypeony
@Kittypeony 7 ай бұрын
I don’t have a specific genre of music I literally hear anything that sounds good
@underscore4505
@underscore4505 7 ай бұрын
Yes you do
@Kittypeony
@Kittypeony 7 ай бұрын
@@underscore4505 hmmm 🧐 probably metal
@EliRicke-xl9mw
@EliRicke-xl9mw 4 ай бұрын
Yes metal
@DeadSabbath806
@DeadSabbath806 7 ай бұрын
*laughs in Houstonian Bad Bunnyism and Normie-istic SZAism*
@Barakon
@Barakon Ай бұрын
So y’a liked em when he had the Rayman cut…good to know…
@TheAlanRaptor
@TheAlanRaptor 7 ай бұрын
Babe, wake up! New Coolea video dropped!! 10 mins later: Okay, back to bed with you.
@bananahorse3723
@bananahorse3723 7 ай бұрын
The one bit at 6:31 is surprisingly accurate
@dandelionbodies
@dandelionbodies 7 ай бұрын
My favorite British dude back at it again, still being British like always 👍
@LyntzbartzkyPerez
@LyntzbartzkyPerez 3 ай бұрын
OMG THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING MELANIE MARTINEZ im a woman who has listened to both taylor and melanie and crybabies are literally 100x more bat shit crazy somehow
@Skeleton_Dork
@Skeleton_Dork 5 ай бұрын
Why do I have the mid-low frequencies of your voice stuck in my head HELP
@jeniks1_
@jeniks1_ 7 ай бұрын
tbf i love the bealtes and one of my bestfriends is a swiftie so this is completely accurate
@sagedamage109
@sagedamage109 7 ай бұрын
Predator drone deployed
@jeniks1_
@jeniks1_ 7 ай бұрын
@@sagedamage109 i am literally a minor 😭
@Andrlz_
@Andrlz_ 7 ай бұрын
@@jeniks1_ Another type of predator now, please
@jeniks1_
@jeniks1_ 7 ай бұрын
@@Andrlz_ I AM LITERALLY A MINOR 😭😭
@Andrlz_
@Andrlz_ 7 ай бұрын
@@jeniks1_ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶e̶x̶a̶c̶t̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶h̶y̶ Oh, i see, sorry.
@angelolarosavanjo2089
@angelolarosavanjo2089 7 ай бұрын
can confirm, my ex listened to mitski, melanie martinez and mitski. life has been ruined
@masterseal0418
@masterseal0418 5 ай бұрын
Lana Del Ray wasn't mentioned here as everyone in the comments pointed out.
@solaanimarum6220
@solaanimarum6220 7 ай бұрын
thank you for your very serious video
@thatguyo5846
@thatguyo5846 7 ай бұрын
Thank you British music man
@adrienmichel8878
@adrienmichel8878 7 ай бұрын
Dios mio that was close (i am a kali uchis fan)
@mimi5769
@mimi5769 4 ай бұрын
Bro i love your channel
@fuckboi_killa
@fuckboi_killa 7 ай бұрын
I havent even talked to a girl in years
@purpleabyss2587
@purpleabyss2587 5 ай бұрын
i trust Coolea with my life
@jeremylhay
@jeremylhay 7 ай бұрын
"Literally never date a crust punk." Well yeah... I mean if someone finds themself tempted to date a crust punk, they should go to the doctor and have their nose examined. Cause all crusties literally smell like a smoked turd rolled in pachouli.
@jeremylhay
@jeremylhay 7 ай бұрын
...and armpit sweat. A smoked turd rolled in patchouli and armpit sweat.
@scottvelez3154
@scottvelez3154 7 ай бұрын
As someone who listens to what is borderline just TV static mixed with the sounds of a pig being sodomized, I do be fucking with the Swift sometimes. 🎵go on one too many dates, got nothing in my brain🎵
@dudenamedchris3325
@dudenamedchris3325 7 ай бұрын
As a hardcore redheads fan, yeah, I think that comment was pretty spot on
@mybloodyvacuum
@mybloodyvacuum 7 ай бұрын
pfp checks out
@strategicvoid4710
@strategicvoid4710 7 ай бұрын
or 4rth maybe
@pwnthemonkeys
@pwnthemonkeys 7 ай бұрын
>she heh don't need to watch this video because they avoid me
@vicstoron
@vicstoron 7 ай бұрын
realest comment here...
@ChainsawSlammer1.3.8
@ChainsawSlammer1.3.8 6 ай бұрын
Why
@kyleinnes4963
@kyleinnes4963 6 ай бұрын
The weekend didn’t change his hair, it grew, that’s how free form works
@DDAWGslap
@DDAWGslap 7 ай бұрын
Thx you😊❤❤
@gabbajon5654
@gabbajon5654 6 ай бұрын
yep can confirm that crust punks are trouble
@diesonneisthedude2668
@diesonneisthedude2668 2 ай бұрын
As someone who was in a friend group of melanie martinez fan . YES! We were insuferable and all mentaly ill and i'm not saying it to mock people with mental illnesses obviously but its because that was actually the case lol!So much drama and trauma grouped together ! The radiations emanating from us was stronk!
@cheeselord6090
@cheeselord6090 7 ай бұрын
YOO fourth and coolea you've gotta do a icp deep dive shit is goofy
@29..47
@29..47 7 ай бұрын
0:41 woww real coolea (real )
@ghoste_girll
@ghoste_girll 6 ай бұрын
If they have a music taste of what's trending on tiktok. Run
@Sceppyo
@Sceppyo 7 ай бұрын
All i can take away from this is that death grips fans are the way to go (i am biased) also ignorant guide to math rock video with mention of tricot and death grips video when?
@thepotatotaxi2430
@thepotatotaxi2430 7 ай бұрын
math rock is prog for people who will die alone. boom theres your summary
@Sceppyo
@Sceppyo 7 ай бұрын
@@thepotatotaxi2430 lmao
@Rivcorpse
@Rivcorpse 7 ай бұрын
One of my old friends who liked Melanie called me selfish and abusive for making fun of someone pissing in a diaper recreationally. apprentky is a coping mechanism to piss and shit urself☹️☹️
@diesonneisthedude2668
@diesonneisthedude2668 2 ай бұрын
Aauauauuauauagggh🙄 honestly some things needs to be private. Not everybody needs to know lol . Not talking about you tho ! Like how is someone not supposed to react with discust ?
@Joesgamesntech
@Joesgamesntech 6 ай бұрын
I like mitski, im not sad or anything but i think the lyrics are cool and the music is unique but still easy to listen to. It is great to cry to though every now n then
@carmelomacaluso
@carmelomacaluso 7 ай бұрын
i think you missed the radiohead fans
@plaguecarrier
@plaguecarrier 4 ай бұрын
i appreciate that ur self aware about being slop. this channel is like a r/aita subway surfers post for people who watched anthony fantano in high school
@sex06
@sex06 6 ай бұрын
smells crazy in here
@linusgoblin
@linusgoblin 7 ай бұрын
Btw did you knew swift tailor was lobying for fast fashion?
@kaj00b0y
@kaj00b0y 7 ай бұрын
of course the crusties had to get it
@pulvenberg1709
@pulvenberg1709 6 ай бұрын
Eh... slowly becoming a metalhead having started off with Deftones (thankfully not through tiktok) very "naturally" enjoy their sound. But am I becoming a d*ckbag trying to force my appreciation of metal onto others, whle not eve knowing enough myself? HELL YEAH I AM!
@cybermexi-8100
@cybermexi-8100 6 ай бұрын
Funny that you mention Weeknd Fans as being a red flag. Because I've never met a weeknd fan. Ever. I'm pretty sure those weeknd concert footage is all doctored
@chrazzl
@chrazzl 24 күн бұрын
ex-friend of mine had a major crush on me and she was obsessed with the beatles AND taylor swift, i dodged a fucking missile there
@Mockingbird1517
@Mockingbird1517 3 ай бұрын
Dated a Melanie Martinez fan once. One of the worst experiences of my life. 0/10 would not recommend
@29..47
@29..47 7 ай бұрын
1:14 😮😮😮😮🇿🇲 epicness
@user-hh8lc1cb4h
@user-hh8lc1cb4h 7 ай бұрын
I had a crush on this one girl that likes Melanie Martinez, ima just say this rn, thank you for saving me and giving me a warning of what could have came to me, you saved me from something potentially bad from happening. (PSA: this may or may not be a joke) Edit: it isn’t
@thepotatotaxi2430
@thepotatotaxi2430 7 ай бұрын
unironically heed that warning them smellanie fans are no joke
@user-hh8lc1cb4h
@user-hh8lc1cb4h 7 ай бұрын
I’ll heed that warning
@to_manoeuve
@to_manoeuve 6 ай бұрын
6:31 got me dying LMFAO
@hozic9929
@hozic9929 6 ай бұрын
My honest reaction when i actually talk to people that listen to most of these and some of them are goddamn willdddd
@_Fenn
@_Fenn 6 ай бұрын
If thom yorke becomes TikTok famous I give up Radiohead 😢
@_Fenn
@_Fenn 5 ай бұрын
@munnoh-tw6yw I don’t want thom to use TikTok filters :(
@sernoddicusthegallant6986
@sernoddicusthegallant6986 7 ай бұрын
Me laughing at women while I can cause I know Im going to absolutely get called out when it comes to male maniuplator music next video.
@vicstoron
@vicstoron 7 ай бұрын
Same. I'm placing bets that he will mention Radiohead, TOOL and Burzum. (would also say Alcest but dunno how well known Alcest is, not something obscure but not super well known either)
@catoi6324
@catoi6324 7 ай бұрын
ah fuck I just started listening to Alcest@@vicstoron
@Casperhateslife
@Casperhateslife 7 ай бұрын
@@vicstoron don’t forget weezer.
@dulcetscreaming
@dulcetscreaming 7 ай бұрын
youre going to start crying and yanking your hair when he mentions nsbm
@mybloodyvacuum
@mybloodyvacuum 7 ай бұрын
@@vicstoronnah radiohead is mild. however, arctic monkeys
@catoi6324
@catoi6324 7 ай бұрын
I understand not knowing about Mitski but having never heard of Melanie Martinez is CRAZY. Her music used to be completely inescapable lmao
@metetural9140
@metetural9140 7 ай бұрын
He might've heard her songs but not known who the artist was
@mychemicalfckingromance
@mychemicalfckingromance 5 ай бұрын
mitski, lana, and melanie are basically the tumblr sad girl holy trinity
@EEe-zd2rt
@EEe-zd2rt 7 ай бұрын
my wart is still there
@corpseater
@corpseater 5 ай бұрын
hope csh's gonna be in the male version of this -csh fan
@StayReal-
@StayReal- 7 ай бұрын
one of the few valid British people
@Youtubin20
@Youtubin20 7 ай бұрын
Ah yes excellent more music subculture info about insufferables thank u coolea I will now go back to slurping future funk off the floor like a dweeb
@thephoenixhasflown
@thephoenixhasflown 4 ай бұрын
Alright so if she's got a copy of that Swifty album that set all those Indie artists back multiple years and a Crossley to play it on you might want to start asking questions. Got it.
@stevestevestevesteve6466
@stevestevestevesteve6466 6 ай бұрын
7:03 so I shouldn't call myself a gojirawhale? :(
@drainedyvngxd3xth
@drainedyvngxd3xth Ай бұрын
The only crybaby I f with is the lil peep album not felony martinez
@Aspen_Chap
@Aspen_Chap 7 ай бұрын
i will never understand the hype with the deft ones
@Gorygreg514
@Gorygreg514 7 ай бұрын
remembering that i dated a swifty makes me want to drink
@sandhya315
@sandhya315 5 ай бұрын
Should've included barbz and the beehive tbh
@Erik-bd6ll
@Erik-bd6ll 6 ай бұрын
4:26 sad part is that it kinda is lmao
@zorakkillsyou
@zorakkillsyou 4 ай бұрын
Be sure to add chiptune to the male version of this
@Tables-zm7db
@Tables-zm7db 4 ай бұрын
Anything trap
@theoogy8265
@theoogy8265 7 ай бұрын
Swift makes music for basic white women, and there is nothing wrong with that.
@mybloodyvacuum
@mybloodyvacuum 7 ай бұрын
what about her polluting the airspace with her private jets? i mean it's unrelated but it's also a pretty good reason to hate T.S. for, as well as other rich mfs
@imogen4535
@imogen4535 3 ай бұрын
I made the wojak on the thumbnail of this video lmaooo
@coolea
@coolea 3 ай бұрын
That's sick. I might be interested in paid work for similar wojaks sometime in the future, message me on Instagram if you're interested.
@prod.hackyy_
@prod.hackyy_ 7 ай бұрын
i trust you
@onewingedangel2479
@onewingedangel2479 2 ай бұрын
I have most Beatles albums on vinyl... ;_;
@deficitstifflegzercherdeadlift
@deficitstifflegzercherdeadlift 7 ай бұрын
What does it say about me that my favorite artist is Coolea?? 🤔
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