If Southerners had Performance Reviews

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If Southerners had Performance Reviews

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4 ай бұрын

You don't get exceeding expectations unless you call your granny at least five times a day.
#itsasouthernthing #sotrueyall

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@theodysseyowl 4 ай бұрын

The way I immediately knew she was waiting for that "yes ma'am"

@YeshuaKingMessiah 4 ай бұрын

I didn’t move south till I was 55 I knew it too tho 🤣

@videodistro 4 ай бұрын

Sad.

@CCoburn3 4 ай бұрын

The ONLY other acceptable answer would have been, “Yes, Miss/Mrs. X.” (Where the X is replaced with her first name if you know each other pretty well, or her last name if you are just acquainted with her.)

@sketchyskies8531 4 ай бұрын

Same and I’m from the Midwest

@user-yd8yh8us8r 4 ай бұрын

My eye was twitching waiting for him to say it.

@markdavis8532 4 ай бұрын

"you can't be a real SEC fan unless you hate at least one of the teams"😄

@macmedic892 4 ай бұрын

It better be Alabama!

@texasforever7887 4 ай бұрын

However Vandy is exempt. Anyone caught hating Vandy shall be excommunicated.

@Kelnx 4 ай бұрын

I only love Tennessee. I hate all the rest.

@butterbeanqueen8148 4 ай бұрын

@@macmedic892truth. I’ve bonded with so many people due to a mutual hate for Alabama. 😂

@CCoburn3 4 ай бұрын

@@texasforever7887 Excommunicate me. I live in Tennessee, and Vandy’s politics have made me hate all things Commodore.

@trenthinton1263 4 ай бұрын

Love the call back to Adam ranking Miracle Whip the best mayonnaise a blind taste test

@ItsaSouthernThing 4 ай бұрын

We can never let him forget it!

@garyowen9044 4 ай бұрын

He did? For real? It wasn’t part of your skit?

@TheRevengeofThemDawgs 4 ай бұрын

@@garyowen9044 Yes, he did. I would put the link in if KZfaq still let you. But lookup "mayonnaise blind ranking It's a Southern Thing"

@EvanEdwards 4 ай бұрын

@@garyowen9044 He did. And he was properly horrified when he realized it.

@Our.Beautiful_Mess 4 ай бұрын

OMG my jaw dropped 😂

@drm726 4 ай бұрын

I call BS. Even if you did her wrong, Granny would never turn on you like that!

@lorireed8046 4 ай бұрын

LoL ... Granny's gonna call you out!

@melindapoindexter7152 4 ай бұрын

She would if she can get something out of it. My grandma did

@meghandamon9222 4 ай бұрын

I don't know what kind of grandmama you had, but mine was a master at the passive aggressive guilt trip trap. You pick up your phone and 5 min later you're roped into 3 church potlucks and a date with that nice boy... You know the deacons son!

@kristend344 4 ай бұрын

@@meghandamon9222 I used to joke my grandmother's guilt trips sent postcards.

@majorhawker4776 4 ай бұрын

See I am with OP as I was the Golden Boy and could do NO WRONG in Me Maws eyes.

@BaltimoreJak 4 ай бұрын

So glad to see you guys get’n back to what you do best. No Green Screens, No gimmicks; just funny, well written, well acted skits! Great Job!!!

@CJWJR 4 ай бұрын

Someone in The Upstate of SC must have written (or contributed) to this because of the Woodruff Road reference.😄

@ItsaSouthernThing 4 ай бұрын

HAH! Maaayyyyyybbbbeeee.

@aliceb.toklas3585 4 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing!

@tuvelat7302 4 ай бұрын

Yep! That's a couple miles from me.

@FozzyBBear 4 ай бұрын

A true saint indeed. And let's not forget Adam's act of heroic bravery in making that left.

@Johnsonz4a 4 ай бұрын

Impossible to make a left on woodruff rd other than at a light. Greenville is to crazy for me.

@HeartlandHunny 4 ай бұрын

Poor Adam will be forever tarnished by The Miracle Whip Incident. Bless his heart!

@566ar 3 ай бұрын

I was in Boston last week for the whole week. As I was walking from my hotel to the meetings every person I came across I said good morning/afternoon too, even a few "How y'all doing?" - not one person in 5 days answered back EXCEPT this homeless dude when he answered "Well I've had better days!" - I went into the restaurant and had my supper and bought a second one to go and when I walked out he was still over by the tree and I gave him that second supper. Told my meeting host about talking to people and he just laughed and said he'd liked to have seen that in person. Couldn't get out of there any quicker than I did.

@WilliamSlayer 3 ай бұрын

As a New Englander I can attest this is the truth...lol

@566ar 3 ай бұрын

@WilliamSlayer Although the part of Boston I was in - Cambridge was really nice and the hotel staff were extremely friendly as well as the waitresses I had the week. Guess there is just something about talking to folks out on the street if they don't know you. I'm back in Arkansas.

@tiffaniferrell6776 2 ай бұрын

Boston is not a friendly city

@clinetime2022 4 ай бұрын

Wish I had a granny to eat cookies and wrap presents with that sounds awesome

@Apollyon67 4 ай бұрын

No doubt, and imagine being able to ask for specific cookies in advance! The smell of baking cookies alone, would be wonderful.

@rickwiles8835 4 ай бұрын

Mary Patterson is a creative genius and Talia, Adam, and Diane are worthy of an Academy Award. . I never get tired of its a Southern Thing,,

@nerdaccount 4 ай бұрын

I lived in North Carolina for 29 years but now I'm back up north and he's correct, it is very cold up here. LOL Great video!

@AdeleiTeillana 4 ай бұрын

As a native of North Carolina who now lives up north, I'm loving it! I haven't had an actual spring since my childhood in the nineties!

@virginiathompson7978 4 ай бұрын

I have family in Cornelius North Carolina on Lake Norman

@nerdaccount 4 ай бұрын

@@virginiathompson7978 That's a beautiful area!

@jonadabtheunsightly 4 ай бұрын

That's the main reason I could never live in the South. Twelve months of hot humid summer a year: I would rather die. The 5-6 months a year of hot weather we get in Ohio is bad enough.

@AdeleiTeillana 4 ай бұрын

@@jonadabtheunsightly While I agree with you about hating hot weather, you seem to be confusing the Southern US with Central American jungles. North Carolina isn't hot and humid 12 months a year, it just has an extra long summer and then suddenly flips the switch to winter sometime in November, then back again in March, bypassing the Fall and Spring altogether.

@katherine4283 4 ай бұрын

Granny wrong for that!! Revoke her granny card!! She threw him under the bus

@CortexNewsService 4 ай бұрын

She threw him HARD.

@DanielCoffey67 4 ай бұрын

Can't do that, I'm afraid. We all know that the Rules Don't Apply to Grandma.

@katherine4283 4 ай бұрын

@@DanielCoffey67 Granny wrong and I do NOT care she getting her granny card revoked

@Icantbelievethisshit2 3 ай бұрын

@@DanielCoffey67Once you reach Granny status; you are always right! Don't question your elders!

@Mr.Sir…3 4 ай бұрын

That “owwhh, can’t never could honey” really took me back. Don’t hear that much as an adult, I just quit saying “can’t” around 12 years old.

@voyaristika5673 3 ай бұрын

I came to South Carolina in 1994 from California where I was born and bred. I've been SAVED! 😊

@rieaweer7459 4 ай бұрын

Thanks for the much needed reminder to call my grandma I can’t believe I forgot a whole day

@sammymullins2014 4 ай бұрын

OMG you should do a performance review on the southern states

@ItsaSouthernThing 4 ай бұрын

OOOO Don't tempt us!

@TexanMan713 4 ай бұрын

@@ItsaSouthernThingDo it! I double dog dare ya!

@naturalselection4262 3 ай бұрын

@@ItsaSouthernThing do it

@phillipmarlowe0525 4 ай бұрын

Everyone in these videos are such great actors/ actresses.

@Zimke42 4 ай бұрын

Miricle Whip? Cut that card to shreads. 🤣

@texasforever7887 4 ай бұрын

The only whip allowed in this house is cool whip.

@Roger-fs5yo 3 ай бұрын

I live here in Western Kentucky, and bo I tell ya what. I sure hope I don't have to face this young lady over my southern card🤣

@Pamzollman 4 ай бұрын

Woodruff Road!!! All of us in the Greenville SC area knows how hard it is to turn left on that congested road!

@TheGeorgiaRover 3 ай бұрын

And all of us in Atlanta are laughing at that. 😝

@amythomas8686 4 ай бұрын

I live in Greenville. Thanks yall for the shout out for Woodruff Road.

@blblblbhi 4 ай бұрын

THE MIRACLE WHIP INCIDENT! the way I screamed!!! 😂😂

@mstexasg6243 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 This Texan approves this message

@gojosgirl6487 3 ай бұрын

This was the adult equivalent of a parent teacher conference, haha

@allimckoy6815 4 ай бұрын

I grew up in NC and the southern card test should be given to all transplants 😂 if yall wanna come down here and clog up towns for the people whose families have been here 40 years, yall better understand how to act in the south!

@LynyrdSkynyrd.4Ever 4 ай бұрын

40 years? How about 5 generations over 100 years?

@flamingpieherman9822 4 ай бұрын

You have to see your mama and you have to send thank you notes!

@ItsaSouthernThing 4 ай бұрын

It's what the people need!

@adamperkins2011 4 ай бұрын

Always saw my mother but have never sent a thank you note in my life

@shadowkissed2370 4 ай бұрын

He must've known folks would go crazy over that gross Miracle Whip! 😂

@adamperkins2011 4 ай бұрын

I'm as southerner and love Miracle Whip, won't eat anything else

@lorannamoody7011 4 ай бұрын

Plus Miracle Whip makes the best cakes-much better than butter or Crisco.

@shadowkissed2370 4 ай бұрын

@@lorannamoody7011 Miracle Whip is just nasty in anything it's in. 🤪🤭

@lorannamoody7011 4 ай бұрын

@@shadowkissed2370 oh don’t knock it til you try it. I guarantee you that a salad dressing cake is the best. 🎂

@ajplays7241 3 ай бұрын

Miracle whip is a life saver for people who don’t like Eggs lol I love miracle whip cause you can’t taste the eggs as much

@cassiedawnlala 4 ай бұрын

This made my day! Thank y'all from Texas

@maryjoyspohrer256 3 ай бұрын

He turned down gift wrapping and cookies??? Is this man a monster???

@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen 4 ай бұрын

4:22 The fact that Adam actually does this in real life makes it funnier

@Anghus724 4 ай бұрын

Bless his heart. Ain’t he precious

@walterbriggs272 3 ай бұрын

Y’all are so cute with these skits! ❤️ I just love it

@duanecrichlow8791 3 ай бұрын

It's been a long time since I've seen "It's A Southern Thing". I sho done missed you guys.

@jodiwittman6498 4 ай бұрын

Cain’t never could honey!

@poonyaTara 3 ай бұрын

"That was one time, and you never let me live it down." I love how he's decidedly breaking the fourth wall while saying it. What a hoot! 🦉

@EvanMoon 4 ай бұрын

Such a good skit

@CCoburn3 4 ай бұрын

Miracle Whip!?! Put that card in the shredder -- and let HIM follow it.

@mikemesser4326 4 ай бұрын

Hahaha ... There have been so many times I decided NOT to buy a sandwich at a deli section of a C-store when I discovered that all they had was Miracle Whip. And there was the time I couldn't make tunafish salad because .. you guessed it, no Mayo, just that imitation stuff.

@CCoburn3 4 ай бұрын

@@mikemesser4326 The only reason they have that stuff on the shelf is because damned-Yankees buy it when they visit. It would be unneighborly not to have it available. But REAL Southerners won’t touch the stuff.

@texasforever7887 4 ай бұрын

The only whip allowed in this house is cool whip.

@adamperkins2011 4 ай бұрын

I love Miracle Whip, won't change, my mother and father loved it too, we are all sotherners

@CCoburn3 4 ай бұрын

@@adamperkins2011 Heretics!!! Next you’ll be telling us that you like sweet corn bread! Or, heresy of heresy, don’t like banana pudding. 😂

@edsherrod5216 4 ай бұрын

Oh my! Poor Adam! I've lived in the south all my life and I might lose my southerner card with that kind of probing!

@brandiwilson31204 4 ай бұрын

I'm laughing so hard. I have had a rough day so far, I needed this!!!

@jackgibsxxx0750 4 ай бұрын

No one has revoked your southern card... Yet. I knew that yet was coming 😂😂😂😂

@tuvelat7302 4 ай бұрын

As someone who has recently moved back to the South, I thought this was a hoot and a half.

@robertheffinger5710 4 ай бұрын

How dare he it is every southern son’s duty to set up every electronic doohickey that goes into his mother’s home 😢😊

@AludraEltaninAltair 4 ай бұрын

See now, I moved to Vermont with the express purpose of freezing again. I love so many Southern Things, but the heat and humidity are my Achilles heel.

@YeshuaKingMessiah 4 ай бұрын

It IS easier to warm up than cool down TRUE

@lorenstribling6096 4 ай бұрын

I bet Adam will never forget another thank you card in his life!

@jon-michaelharris5840 4 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh… granny went hardcore

@AwakenedKraken 4 ай бұрын

20 hours? That's it? That's only one stay and chat with Granny

@R-ecipes864 4 ай бұрын

Shoutout to Woodruff Road! Not sure if it’s the one in Greenville, SC, being mentioned but it sure as all get-out sounds like it!

@Dawn_Hannah 4 ай бұрын

Sorry, I am southern born and raised, but I do agree with Adam. I love Miracle Whip as much as I love Duke’s. Just depends on what flavour I want. Sometimes I just need that tanginess!

@stevencovington4715 4 ай бұрын

WHEW!!! I thank you for your comment. I just knew that there had to be at least ONE other true soul out here. As a born and bred South Carolinian, I have ALWAYS loved Miracle Whip, and (Dare I say it?) despise mayonaise, especially Dukes. I will pass on a sandwich if I know that it has mayonaise on it.

@adamperkins2011 4 ай бұрын

Miracle Whip is great, I hate Dukes

@kennethcarney5874 3 ай бұрын

That’s a bit of misinformation that should be shut down as soon as possible

@azurephoenix9546 3 ай бұрын

I admit to throwing some in my pasta and potato salads because vinegar or pickle juice is too acidic for my tastes.

@unfabgirl 3 ай бұрын

I'm Southern born and bred, but my mama was from Indiana. I never knew about the Southern hate for Miracle Whip until I was in middle school because we never had anything else in the house, thanks to her influence

@IVR68 4 ай бұрын

I love grandma!

@drachenmagus1604 3 ай бұрын

Hey now. If you would never turn anyone away, then why didn't I ever get a Southern Card? **Checks Notes** Oh that's right, I lived in Missouri. You all have a great do now.

@pama.6410 4 ай бұрын

So great! This was wonderful! Back in top form!

@ClassySassyManes 4 ай бұрын

OMG, I lived in Vermont for 8 years..... LONG 8 YEARS!!!!!! It is cold! Most Southerners don't even know how to say Vermont much less think about it. Hahaha Charmaine 💜

@CortexNewsService 4 ай бұрын

I'm a Midwesterner and question him qualifying for a Southern Card after only a year.

@mollyvee 3 ай бұрын

The miracle whip lives on 😂😂😂

@amandadewet4022 3 ай бұрын

Sounds like a lot of guilt tripping.😂 bless your heart🎉

@patrickweber3954 3 ай бұрын

Speaking of manners, I sneezed when I started watching this video.

@lindsayhaugen7660 4 ай бұрын

Throwback to Adam's Miracle Whip shame is hilarious

@nutandboltguy3720 3 ай бұрын

I have a Miata and I get it. It’s a small car and I get ignored a lot. I especially have to remember where I parked at Walmart because it’s good at hiding.

@ruffrider2626 4 ай бұрын

That was hilarious. Keep it up!

@BlanickGaming 4 ай бұрын

First for once and this was a great video ngl watching him get scared he was gonna get sent back with his parents was hilarious

@karolwithaz 4 ай бұрын

As a person whom has lived in Florida for nearly 20 years I can guarantee that everything is 100% accurate, except the peach cobbler as I prefer to bring in apple pie

@bettyjones113 3 ай бұрын

Apples are yankee grown, mostly

@evansfamily8156 2 ай бұрын

Looove the standing in the corner!

@billbolen8115 3 ай бұрын

Bless your heart, Adam. You tried.

@staceybert1975 4 ай бұрын

Miracle Whip us a crime enough

@rayjohnson2387 4 ай бұрын

Make him move to Alaska 😁😁😁

@texasforever7887 4 ай бұрын

The only whip allowed in this house is cool whip.

@rdbuckels 4 ай бұрын

Shame, shame, my granny wouldn't need to call me to come set up her new T.V. 🤣

@butterbeanqueen8148 4 ай бұрын

Can’t never could honey. 😂

@silkyflower3188 3 ай бұрын

One of the things on the Southern Card says to turn it in if you call a “buggy” a “shopping cart”. 🙄 I’m going, “Okay, I LIVE in the SOUTHERN STATE where those things were INVENTED, y’all! I THINK we know what they’re called, bein’ as how we came up with them, and ain’t nobody around here calls it a ‘buggy’. ‘Shoppin’ cart’ is its proper name, because that’s what we, the Southerners who invented the darn things, decided to name ‘em! A ‘buggy’ is what you use to transport a baby, or fancy horse-drawn vehicle used for romantic dates, weddings, and lookin’ at Christmas Lights! All y’all in Alabama and them other States east o’ the Mississippi can leave us alone!”

@virginiathompson7978 4 ай бұрын

What got me is when he said “ I CAN GET SEC EVERY MASCOT TATTOOED ON MY CHEST.” I just got my first tattoo of the outline of Kentucky in black with a royal blue heart where I’m from HARLAN COUNTY KENTUCKY but I moved to COLUMBUS INDIANA in 94

@ellen823ful 2 ай бұрын

Oh no! I’m guilty as heck! Moving from Illinois to Tennessee!!! Thanks for the tutorial! Banana pudding…that’s easy. Sweet tea 🫖? I dunno 🤷‍♀️

@verdatum 4 ай бұрын

Meanwhile, Midwesterners: "Hold on, Miracle Whip is the ONLY 'Real Mayo'"

@timfunnydragon 3 ай бұрын

@annmorrow68 3 ай бұрын

Does not say it's mayo

@beachhum 3 ай бұрын

I love the saying knee high to a grasshopper. It makes me laugh imagining it 😂😂❤❤

@nybsbfan18 4 ай бұрын

We need more bloopers, please!!!

@SheSweetLikSugarNSavage 4 ай бұрын

Hey y'all...being southerner does not mean always being at er'body's beg & call and making every hootinnanny grandma's banana pudding just because...🤣 That's actually called being a Southern Door Mat!

@davidedmondson5633 4 ай бұрын

Bless his heart!

@littlejonathorn6860 4 ай бұрын

Talia and her actor friend are amazing!!!

@sirrliv 4 ай бұрын

Yep, us Southerners just couldn't turn anyone away... except for Austin, Texas. We're full, no vacancies. In fact, thanks for Elon Musk canning 10% of Tesla employees via email, we're now overbooked. And don't think you'll have better luck going to Houston or Dallas, because you probably won't. I hear there might be some rooms left in El Paso; no idea what you'll do way out there except be far away from the rest of us. But that suits us just fine.

@normahenley5834 4 ай бұрын

Great video! Love the script, Mary Patterson!

@Equus.asinus 3 ай бұрын

I better go call my mama!

@Joseph1701-A 25 күн бұрын

Absolutely love this one, 😆

@Nikkimommyof4 4 ай бұрын

My husband doesn't even shop for presents much less wrap them and he's more southern than I am. I was born in the south but pretty much all my southern family moved up north as soon as they could find a way out. His people not only stayed but have a street named after them and only they live on it. They are legends in that area of their state for being backwoods crazy but if I offer to make and bring food to a family when I hear they've lost a loved one, my hubby thinks I'm crazy. Maybe it's because we live in the North-east but still it's the thought that counts right? Just goes to show you can't always tell who has a southern card after all. 🤣😆😆

@meggert2360 3 ай бұрын

My parents were from NY and there is NO WAY I could have gotten away with out a "Thank you" card for a gift!!!

@kristiannazacharias5017 Ай бұрын

3:55 is giving me horrible flashbacks. I mean, I have PTSD from not sending thank you cards to my relatives for every single gift.

@TomMarvan 2 ай бұрын

4:22 Yes, a touch of dramatic irony, great video!

@99percentirish64 4 ай бұрын

Lol! I've been living in Florida for 24 years!

@Which-Craft 3 ай бұрын

As a Southerner, I was all, "Just stop, life happens" until the mention of m*ricle whip happened. Revoke that card!

@katarh 3 ай бұрын

"You didn't wave at the Mazda Miata that let you in at Woodruff Road" - As a Miata driver, who politely lets people in all the time because _pleasepleasepleasedon'thitmypreciouslilbabycar_ THANK YOU

@aipo86t 3 ай бұрын

I would move back to Vermont in a heartbeat!

@JayShermanFJC 4 ай бұрын

Would my midwestern farmer two finger driving wave be sufficient for a southerner card plus I do dislike Auburn if that helps?

@jl7655 4 ай бұрын

Yep...you're good.

@jsb4850 4 ай бұрын

Raising and lowering your head is sufficient in my southern opinion!

@thesame4076 4 ай бұрын

@@jsb4850 I found out a southern nod is not sufficient acknowledgment if you go north like Missouri.

@deniserichards4280 4 ай бұрын

Yes, as a native Alabama, I have used it numerous times. It is acceptable. God bless you 😊

@glennschlorf1285 4 ай бұрын

The fact that you dislike a team not a threat to alabama thats weak let alone the Cow College of Alabama.... you suck

@Lisa80mba 4 ай бұрын

The ending was a hoot!

@Buckshot12g 4 ай бұрын

I love Talia and Adam!

@GamelanSinarSurya 3 ай бұрын

One of your best-- and so true! 😂

@MrsAlmaTrumble 4 ай бұрын

This Tennessan approves of this video. Y'all always brighten my day.

@AflacMan13 3 ай бұрын

The 4th wall break. 😂😂😂

@jennpatrick7947 4 ай бұрын

Why has nobody asked for the link for that possum poster in the background?!? I need it y'all.

@christiangarza8122 4 ай бұрын

I’ll argue that not waving makes him more credible as a southerner

@MarmaladeINFP 3 ай бұрын

It's kind of famusing. As a Midwesterner who lived part of my early life in the Deep South, I've always felt that Southern interpersonal skills were deficient by Midwestern standards. There is a reason they talk about Iowa Nice and Minnesota Nice. There is a laidback and informal affability in the Midwest that is far less common in the South where there is a more formal cordiality, at least with strangers. Southerners tend to be more clannish and hence holding all others at a distance. My family was never fully accepted by our Southern neighbors, not even after 20 years, though the neighbors went through the formal expressions of neighborliness. For example, one lady invited my mother over for coffee, but it became obvious that she didn't actually mean that my mother should come over. In the Midwest, an invitation like that would be literal. There is no Southern equivalent of a Midwestern welcome wagon.

@claressalucas8922 4 ай бұрын

You can't be a real SEC fan unless you hate one of the teams...Truer words were never said. Roll Tide!

@Lauri8433 3 ай бұрын

Evil, ladies. Brilliant, but still evil. I salute you.😂

@cherryhead25 3 ай бұрын

I call BS. I'm from the Midwest and live in the South now and I NEVER get a courtesy wave when I let someone in. I always give a courtesy wave out of habit.

@jeraldbaxter3532 3 ай бұрын

I would not dare to be so presumptuous as to suggest where this rates on the *Southern Scale," but one sign that someone is from a small Southern town is this: when i was in college, I when to see my parents for the day (college and hometown were about 50 miles apart), and I took a friend with me. My friend noticed, as we drove through town, that I waved at certain houses, even though there was apparently no one on the porch or in the yard; she asked me about this, and I explained that these houses belonged to family friends. I waved because, that even though I could not see someone, they might be able to see me (maybe they were lurking in the azaleas, or peeking out from behind lace curtains), and if they saw me not wave, then they would think, " Well! He's too good to be friendly, now he is in college! He was raised better than that!" Were as, if they saw me wave, they would think, "Well, Frances and Bob raised that boy right! I swear he is just the nicest thing!" Oddly, my friend, who was also a Southerner, but from a small city, could not understand.