Let's be honest though, was Spongebob ever really JUST for kids? Anyways! The promo code for my Merch sale is LOV3. Sale will start on 20th of Feb and ends 23rd of Feb! Every sale will really help me out! What kid's show would you wanna see next btw? ____________________________ Once, these four were honest men who worked as Kitchen Staff on a humble Trade Ship. However after they came under attack by pirates, they were press-ganged into working for them instead. Confined to the kitchen, they were forced to work indefinitely to appease their new Captain, who was a known glutton. Inevitably, the ship attacked one too many times and was sunk. Still confined, the four men had no option but to go down with the ship. Now, even in death, they continue to prepare meals at the bottom of Davy Jone's Locker for whoever, or whatever comes along.

Squidward looks like the kind of mysterious, quiet character that gets the most fangirls because they think he's hot

Partick looks like someone said mayonaisse isn't an instrument

I love how while everyone else turned into some kind of monstrosity, Gary is still just a snail.

If Phineas and Ferb wasn't for Kids.............. *Front Facing Phineas*

This seems like a horror game where you play as a deep sea diver called “Sandy” and this is like a death screen

“If Bubble Guppies wasn’t for kids” and it’s the story of an angler fish teaching young sirens how to sing and lure people into the ocean

"Are they eating a random diver?!" *sees the flower as it's drawn* "OH SHIT, SANDY-"

i like how mr krabs doesnt hide the fact that he is about to cut patrick in half. he just runs up and straight up shanks him

sees the sketch of the suit on the table: ah cool they're eating a human ok then, that's fine the lining of the helmet starts: oh...oH wAIT OH MY GOD NO SANDY

How ironic is it that Squidward (who usually never smiles) is smiling and Patrick (who is almost always smiling and laughing especially at the most stupid stuff) has a serious face?

Ok so here’s my backstory for these versions of the characters this is your tw warning people First of all they were all crew members (exuding Patrick) of a cruise ship that sunk Spongebob (aka Bobby) Was the cook, when the ship was going down he was so stressed and confused he just cooked, and cooked, and cooked until he ran out of air Me. Crabs ( no need for a name change) Was the captain, when the ship was going down he didn’t try to help anyone, he ransacked all the guest rooms and took anything valuable, but as the saying goes, a Captain always goes down with the ship Patrick was a brave tourist, when the ship was going down he helped the young and elderly board life rafts, but when it was his turn to escape, an ornamental harpoon skewered his head Squidward (aka Waren) Was a tour guide, when the ship was going down he was on his break, having just finished a tiring tour and unaware the ship was sinking, he locked the break room door and ignored anyone asking for help instead taking a nap, but he didn’t wake up... This was dark even for me....

Me: "I cant wait to see what Sandy is going to look like" Sandy is dead..... Me: "Oh"

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Neytirix: *draws a divers suit* Me: ah cool, they're eating people Neytirix: *draws a flower on the helmet* Me: oh SHIT THEY EATING SANDY

I love how everyone looks anime then we have ms. Puff •v•

At first me : * where is sandy?* Me after the edits done : * oh there she is....dead*

Ok but Mrs. Puff looking cute as heck, doe

Neytirix: **Draws Squidward** Me: _Oh no he’s hot_

I can imagine the story for this image - a crew transporting some eldritch cargo was caught in a storm, and driven to the bottom of the ocean. As various forms of sea life began feeding on the carcasses, the Lovecraftian artifact in the cargo bay activated, and merged scavenger with scavenge. Sandy was the diver who went to investigate the wreck, maybe out of curiosity, maybe hired to recover the artifact. EDIT: Read the DeviantART description, and I think I was pretty close.

I like how Patrick is just drying a dish even though they're underwater

Everyone: *Talking how creepy to the drawing* Me: Aww look at Mrs Puff, so cute

*Am i the only one who thought that sandy gonna be the hot babe in this drawings but turns out she's dead?*

Canonically, Patrick's hair is pink, as shown by his drivers license

Stop making them so creepy yet so hot- I don’t want my simping list to be any longer 😞✋

Neytirix is the artist that makes furries go: "Lord, forgive me, but these humans...they're kinda hot"

KZfaq: “Hey you wanna watch this SpongeBob-“ Me: “Say no more.”

I love how Patrick's just wiping the dish while intensely stares into your soul

I love how she turns our favorite childhood shows into a horror masterpieces

This is also the same person who drew those cute sven fan arts

What if you did “If Blues Clues” wasn’t for kids? Like I’m imagining a tragic story of a scitzofrenic man still greiving the loss of his dog or a man haunted by his past EDIT: I don’t normally do edits but everyone’s suggestions inspired me a bit. What if the story was on a tragic detective crushed by his daughters murder, driven to insanity searching for the clues that don’t add up. He begins seeing things, mainly everyday household items coming to life which he remembers his daughter loving to play with, but also through her favorite stuffed animal Blue. He’s alone in his search but is happy running in circles even if he even gets a chance to see his daughter again.

The diver lying on the table, torn to pieces, his daughter and wife waiting for him at home, but he will never come back, lost at sea and devoured by the misfits of the human world and creatures of the ocean, for he is now part of the recipe for the famous crabby patty.

I'm getting some strong pirates of the Caribbean vibes in this fan art right now

* sees the swimmers body* Me: cool detail * sees the flower* Me: (still hasn’t caught on yet) * draws acorn* Me: Hahaa wait.....OH SHI-

Am I the only one who's think Patrick in this painting look kinda- handsome and scary in the same time???.-.

Me: " Oh, these are really cool designs! I wonder how Sandy will be incorporated though.. " *draws acorn on the scuba corpses suit* Me: *moderate screaming*

I can see this being turned into a really dark story about one of them waking up from this happy-go-lucky hallucination that they believed was their real world with the talking fish and sponge boy etc., and then, it turns out this is what 'Bikini Bottom' really looks like.. I'm just in love with this idea.

me looks at Squidward: him: me: him: me: OH NO HE'S HOT

My gosh. SpongeBob's shirt being open is so weird and cool, Patrick's stare is freaky, Krabbs looks awesome as frick and Squidward is hot af.

Am I the only person who calls this drawing “the dawn of sexy Patrick” **wheezes** when I say this it kills my friends, which may I inform you I am no Patrick simp! Why the h@ll did I get so many like for something so stupid? I’m concerned-

I love how it looks like they're getting "infested" by their respective animals

**looks at Squidward** Me: OH NO HE'S HOT

why is squidward so lowkey attractive I'm so mad

I love the little stories they make up for like the backstory on the drawings. I just love them.

Therapist: RTX spongebob can’t hurt you RTX spongebob:

Spongebob:"One corpse coming right up!" *Proceeds to maniacally laught like a psycho*

Patrick looks like he's seen some stuff he wants to unsee very badly

Never thought I'd be simping for spongebob characters

Patrick blankly staring at us gives me the chills

My thoughts that mostly come to mind: "Wow, squidward looks hot." "SANDY NOOOOOOOO!!"

Everyone is just so terrifying and Mrs. Puff over here like: Owo *eats carrot*

a h e m how you made this look so amazing and how you managed to make patrick hot is beyond me

Sponge boy me Bob, these edibles aren't cra-

*Patrick:* "I wonder why were not getting many customers :/" *Sponge bob:* "Yea, I wonder why that is. Mr Crabs, want me to get out the extra human flesh? They would make great patties." *Mr Crabs:* "Do what ever you need to to get me money. Oh and, we need a couple more employees as well. Steal some that come in and replace there brain with the ones In the freezer. Chop Patric in half if you need to, we know that he regenerated both halves before. Oh and, even though we were low on meat last time, Squidward, just make sure Bob doesn't butcher him again." *Squidward:* "You got it sir. " (Mr crabs leaves) *Squidward:* "You heard him, get that corpse off and pin Patrick down to the table, and i'll get some blood samples just in case. We'll have to cut through the bone, so bring me the saw. (To Patrick) Don't worry buddy, this will be over before you know it =)."

The diver had been like that when they found her, if like that meant “dead.” The fish hadn’t gotten to her yet. They had so many hungry customers though... Bobby tried to keep up. The barrels went first, then the little fish that used to swim around their diner. Mr. Krabbs was good at catching those; they were free, so he could do that much. Patrick didn’t mind seaweed being pulled from him, after the vegetables disappeared... Patrick didn’t mind much of anything. Just his dish. Bobby had to yell when he needed a clean one. Sometimes it worked, when it was a good day. The bread was all gone too, so Bobby had to find something else for that. His sponges were soft, and squishy... if he didn’t pull too hard, it didn’t hurt much. Just for a second. Up front, Edward was so busy. Customer after customer. There were no more little fish, nothing left in the barrels. The diver was good. She tasted alright; Bobby had to work hard to take the good pieces of her, but that wasn’t a problem. He was used to hard work. He liked it. And she tasted good; she made a nice brunch. Now she was gone. Bobby grabbed the eel in her ribs, and jammed his spatula just behind its head. It was a little messy, and the eel didn’t stop squirming for a few minutes, but maybe it would taste good too? He had a lot of orders to catch up on.

Any else think the pufferfish was adorable? The first part of it

They look like they'd fit right in with everyone else on the flying Dutchman in the pirates of the Caribbean series

_"Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?"_

Imagine spooky Spongebob laugh like the normal spongebob Boi that's gonna be 10x creepier

Not me: Not even a single being: Not even my pet dawg who died 11 years ago: eel coming out of Sandy's suit:yo you look weird as a puffer fish

*Imagine diving into the sea and seeing 4 abominations made by some unknown thing just casually staring into your soul underwater*

You just made a hot and creepy anime version of it I l o v e i t

Here's a kid's show: Charlie and Lola. I always found it weird that you never see their parents...

I still can't get over the fact that the pufferfish is so cute even though it's supposed to be scary

Lol im a kid and I'd probably watch Spongebob if it was like that . I LOVE gore and fake violence or just scary thing's in general. It makes thing's more interesting.

**Realises That Sandy Is Practically Fish Food** **Instantly Closes Laptop** Nope.

The cursed level on this one is beyond a Holy Water's Powers *Thus I shall use the Holy Hand Grenade!*

Wow when they play The drop of A stranger's dead When she draws sandy :V Also the fact that she was able to make the spongebob characters look so cool

god it’s so interesting how she goes from SAI to PS to get the mood/lighting she was after. There’s just so many lessons you can take from her work?? I’m gonna binge all of them now, thanks :D

WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO SQUIDWARD CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME THE NUMBER OF A SKILLED THERAPIST :')

SpongeBob Squarepants: The Cursed Krusty Krab

The way they are drawn it makes me think of the people on the flying dutchman in pirates of the caribbean

The little Mrs. Puff killed me...speaking of which, rip Sandy

A silent viewer must speak up just to say how creepy, beautiful, and utterly amazing this and all your work is. I love the Wasn't For Kids series but this one... i have no words to convey how good it is. my only wish is a part 2 to this with the crew in another setting

Opinion: I'd like watching this more than the actual show This is right up my alley though, not gonna lie. Marine and other sea creature, piracy, body horror? Three of my favourite things, and this has it in spades At the same time, it does have suspense and horror game vibes

Ok this is cool but like, the transition between those songs was amazing

The transition between songs was so smooth it made my heart pause for a second lmfaaaoooo I could never dream of being this good at art 🥲

i read the title as "if spongebob squarepants wasn't ready for kids" and i-

"WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SANDY."

Your drawings are eerily realistic and very professional, love it!

"if spongebob wasn't for kids" me: it's for kids?

Kid: mom, can we watch SpongeBob? Mom: We have SpongeBob at home The SpongeBob at home:

it really makes sense, ya know.....also the freaking sandy space/Deep sea suit on the corpse made it epicc

SpongeBob looks like that one character who is depressed and takes WAYYYYYY too many happy pills-

My childhood: exists Ney: *I'm about to ruin this girl's whole childhood*

Love this speedpaint but now this got me curious. What if Scooby Doo wasn't for kids? (cuz I have yet to have that ruined for me :) )

I love this art style, devilish main characters and the animals in front are more like simple cute creatures

squidward be looking to happy , thats the thing that makes this speed paint not for kids

*staring at spongebobs eyes tryinh to understand why they were pink till it hit me like a boulder then smiling happily knowing when you die from drowning the white part of your eyes go pink (btw its not just a boulder...its a rock) LOVE THE ART KEEP IT UP EVEN THOUGH ILL NEVER SEE SPONGEBOB THE SAME WAY IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT! btw i find the mask u draw urself in cute actually everything about her is awesome!

Neytirix: Does a badass, Sponge Bob horror painting. Me: My 7 personalities: And someone else’s sleep paralysis Demon that ain’t mine because I don’t have sleep paralysis: *unholy screeching cuz the pufferfish*

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Bro i love your drawings, it has many details put in it

To be honest if this was a real show like horror bob or something I would totally watch this because it look heckling scary and cool

"Humanoid spongebob squarepants man eater is not real, it can't hurt you" Humanoid spongebob squarepants man eater: *Exists* Me: *CONFUSED SCARED SCREAMING*

Your Art is so amazing! I love it! It makes me want to create some art stuff too. Thank you for your great original content. ^^

The colours in this are so good that I want to cry.

This is literally Davy Jones’ crew from pirates Of the Caribbean. I LOVE IT

If the magic school bus wasn't for kids That would be awesome!

I love how out of them all mrs. puff is just a pufferfish floating around and Gary stayed more or less the same

I love the design for Mr. Crabs he looks so cool :0