If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Special 4: Kitten & Tzeentch play a Children's Card Game
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7 жыл бұрынThanks to Adeptus Adamaris for updated Bird Magnus and Cat Kitten, and Gods-and-Kings for the original Magnus
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gods-and-kings....
Thanks to Garrot for art of Epic Magnus (NERDRAGE)
captain-asparag...
And big thanks to Baklaher who has drawn the best Chaos God art to date
baklaher.devian...
ThunderPsyker as the Custodes
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Zegram as Magnus
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Kiwi as Tzeentch
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Music:
A Deep Voice - myuu
13 days of nightmare - Simon Wilkinson
Luigi Circuit - Mario Kart Double Dash Music
Hammer of War - Marcus Eklöf
DecodingHistory - Pro Scores
Arcane Voices - Amethystium
Dark Rider - Audiomachine
Comb Duel - Yu-Gi-Oh 4kids dub
Passionable Duelist - Yu Gi Oh OST
Maximillion Pegasus - Yu-Gi-Oh 4kids dub
seinfeld theme on kazoo by thunderpsyker
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Image Sources (order of appearance):
The Custodian
Source: ”Custodian Terminator Squad” by Sam Wood, Horus Heresy CCG.
Magnus the Red
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Tzeentch:
Tzeentch Version 1:
baklaher.devian...
Tzeentch Version 2:
baklaher.devian...
Tzeentch Version 3:
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Tzeentch Version 4:
iitokoronet.com...
Kitten's redundant duel disk
oi32.tinypic.co...
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@xXxMasterDuelistxXx 6 жыл бұрын
"What are rules really though?" "AN INTERESTING QUESTION ASSHOLE!" literally every Yugioh exchange in all the series
@NameName2.0 5 жыл бұрын
You're not wrong though. But.. the baby faces in the back ground.. are what made it for me..
@falseprophet1415 5 жыл бұрын
That might be the funniest fucking thing I've ever watched in my whole life! XDD
@dionwoollaston5717 5 жыл бұрын
Emerald Fuse except the one where kaiba says "screw the rules I have money"
@rhyzvanic3660 5 жыл бұрын
seriously that never fails to make me laugh
@JeanLucCaptain 5 жыл бұрын
still ZEEENTCH GOT ZERG RUSHED BY CUTE FLUFFY ANIMALS!
@ilyshion2047 5 жыл бұрын
When you realize that the emperor knew that Tzeentch would want Magnus’s soul back. So he tricks Kitten into learn Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in order to keep Magnus from the powers of chaos...in fact the emperor 4th degree warp fuckiered bruva into making a yugioh special to make sure his plans would not be foiled... all hail the TTS emprah for being powerful enough to influence our own world to make sure his plans come to fruition.
@MightyElo 4 жыл бұрын
The emperor is truly wise.
@nuclearcatpotatoe3714 4 жыл бұрын
all hail the great man emperor of mankind
@TheGoodLuc 4 жыл бұрын
It was easy to guess, especially after his Star-Fyodperor gambit.
@punalmanalan2346 4 жыл бұрын
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
@joshuagros4634 4 жыл бұрын
MightyElosan nN nN not.
@fallout_flame 4 жыл бұрын
3 years. It took me 3 years to realize the reason we can see Kitten's hand is because Tzeench can see it.
@laurenkirby97 3 жыл бұрын
And hear his thoughts as well
@patrickmarkovich7244 2 жыл бұрын
wow, I hadn't thought of this till you said it...... the comments are a goldmine
@SephirothRyu Жыл бұрын
We are the Tzeench all along!
@hartianx1698 Жыл бұрын
Which is why the list fades away when Magnus blocks Tzeench... so many details.
@tizlei2000 Жыл бұрын
Thank you
@tdofducksplays 4 жыл бұрын
Kitten “I want to play call of duty.” Game Title “HALO” Background Art “Battlefield” The best way to acknowledge them all
@DepressedCrow 3 жыл бұрын
Paradox interactive logo in the corner as well
@WH40KHero 2 жыл бұрын
Battlefield of Duty: RTS Evolved
@TheRedMage01 Жыл бұрын
PS3 case but Xbox logo as well.
@Eradicator-jv9xr Жыл бұрын
@@DepressedCrow so it's call of battlefield: stellaris halo?
@moodyowlproductions4287 Жыл бұрын
Magnus the red"NOOOOOOOOOO"!(grabs kitten and walks off screen)!
@yugijak 4 жыл бұрын
'The only intricate thing about this game is it's ban list' As a fan of said game this is depressingly true.
@everythingsalright1121 4 жыл бұрын
is it that bad?
@yugijak 4 жыл бұрын
@@everythingsalright1121 Feels that way sometimes. I mean I know The Chase is a thing and is necessary for a healthy TCG market but Konami takes it a bit too far. Then again why am I surprised. I play fairly low level anyway. Been working on a Majespecter Magical Musketeer deck. The big piece I need (while I'm tweaking it) is that link 1 link musketeer. Although being able to synergize the two halves is a challenge in and of itself.
@isam1542 4 жыл бұрын
Could you please tell me the name of the game? I REALLY need to check it out now.
@yugijak 4 жыл бұрын
@@isam1542 yugioh
@bossboss2748 4 жыл бұрын
yugijak wanna duel?
@Kiwithe3rd 7 жыл бұрын
During recording, Kiwi was told this is actually how the game plays. He still doesn't believe it.
@alfabusa 7 жыл бұрын
Amazing, isn't it? AmazinGLY SHIIIIIIT.
@superanimeniac 7 жыл бұрын
it's not. pot of greed has never been legal at 3 and is currently banned card destruction has been banned for a long time, and before that it was at 1 for literally a decade several of the cards he used have been errata'd both the morphing jars are banned
@Kiwithe3rd 7 жыл бұрын
Your statements that specific cards don't work that way just makes Kiwi feel more and more like the game isn't real.
@lorddiable 7 жыл бұрын
but what ARE rules, really.
@superanimeniac 7 жыл бұрын
for the record, cards in this video that are banned: Monster reborn(banned everywhere but japan, where it's at 1) pot of avarice(banned everywhere but japan, where it's at 1) pot of greed graceful charity card destruction(banned everywhere but japan, where it's at 1) giant trunade morphing jar #2(banned everywhere but japan, where it's at 1) cards in this video that don't work the way they are depicted in this video: rescue cat(can only be used once per turn, no matter how many times it comes out. also negates the monsters it summons out) mystical space typhoon(does not negate) pot of avarice(can only target monsters in grave) and finally, game mechanics done wrong: tzeentch went first and started with 6 cards. The player going first does not draw. MST does not negate giant trunade would not stop magical explosion from activating But what ARE rules, really.
@JacksonJinn 3 жыл бұрын
...It took me nearly four years to figure this out but if the Captain-General is represented in the deck by Wind-Up Kitten, *does that mean the 3 Milus Radiants are the Fabulous Custodes?*
@word6344 3 жыл бұрын
Light *radiates from their lubrucated abs*
@abdelarch8038 2 жыл бұрын
You just blew my mind.
@ZxMoonLightxZ 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing!
@Preaplanes 2 жыл бұрын
What does that make Rescue Cat?
@word6344 2 жыл бұрын
@@Preaplanes hawk boi sanguy
@SoraHjort 4 жыл бұрын
Just had the realization... This... this was all a part of the Emperor's plan. He specifically made kitten learn the game, gave him a specifically tailored deck.... all so Kitten could save Magnus. and that includes pesturing the captain general over and over about the life support. Because he knew kitten wouldn't go through with it. It was to just get him to stand up to get him properly decked (ha) out to fight a chaos god! *headdesk* this is just like the feather comment from episodes ago
@FireTalon24 3 жыл бұрын
I highly doubt this was actually the case but from the point of view in-universe, this may have all been planned from the start. There are little references here and there in the early episodes that come true now.
@HappyBeezerStudios 3 жыл бұрын
Not only that, Big E played a game against him and forced Kitten to win. So not only did he taught him the game, the Emperor made his Captain General into a player that can beat gods!
@SoraHjort 3 жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios \*SPOILERS SPOILERS*/ And then there are later episodes where we get into the shards of the Emperor... I'm pretty sure that a certain clown is one of his shards at this point due to both the emperor and said clown want chaos gods to die. the rabbit hole is long winding and branching. so many things.. SO MANY THINGS \*headdesks desk in half*/
@Johndoe-cg3kf 3 жыл бұрын
No that is an elder god
@UncleMerlin 3 жыл бұрын
@@Johndoe-cg3kf who also plays the game
@topscholar102 7 жыл бұрын
Emperor's Deck - Based around buffing a single, unstoppable monster Tzeench's Deck - Based around exploiting combination's of cards Kitten's Deck - Based around cats, small de-buffs and the collective power of the Imperium in the form of weak cards buffing each-other I really love how the different decks reflect the characters personalities.
@beastwarsFTW 7 жыл бұрын
If Knorne and Nurgle had decks I'm guessing Knorne would have a heavy monster and anti spell and trap deck with berserker soul thrown in and Nurgle's would be a staller with cards that slowly whittle away at life points and crush card viruses.
@frankg2790 7 жыл бұрын
All the monsters in the deck used by Slaneesh are female.
@soldiersPL 7 жыл бұрын
Or possibly male, male with female genitalia, female with male genitalia, or male/female with both, since fuuuuuuuuuucking Slaneesh
@dark7element 7 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that Tzeentch's deck is made up entirely of cards banned for being easily abused
@GMorgan84 7 жыл бұрын
I love how Kitten always uses Wind-up Kitten
@qliphalpuzzle5453 5 жыл бұрын
To think a Lovecraftian elder god got defeated by Lovecraft’s favorite animal
@WoWFtw8 5 жыл бұрын
a custodian?
@joenuts8312 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Kitten's real name was N word man
@beastwarsFTW 5 жыл бұрын
@@joenuts8312 He is black under that armor.
@furiousfinch1587 4 жыл бұрын
@@joenuts8312 Just say the name. It's just a word. It only has power that is given to it.
@principetnomusic 4 жыл бұрын
@@furiousfinch1587 That is the case for all words. You wouldn't swear in a church either
@TheBanditKingKir 2 жыл бұрын
The sheer joy kitten emits when he says "haHAaaaa fuck you Tzeentch" is contagious.
@senhoramarocas.5285 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr.
@thelakeguardian8188 Жыл бұрын
"You're a Neeeerrrd!"
@gamechanger8908 Жыл бұрын
Defying a literal chaos God and winning would give such a feeling.
@starhalv2427 Жыл бұрын
@@thelakeguardian8188certified Technoblade moment
@thelakeguardian8188 Жыл бұрын
@@starhalv2427 Indeed.
@Cipher529 4 жыл бұрын
I love the fact a Custudian just called a chaos God a nerd
@farenhaid13421 Жыл бұрын
Not noticing the one who wins these sort of games is even MORE nerd XD
@moodyowlproductions4287 Жыл бұрын
Custodian....
@adenosine2electricboogaloo647 Жыл бұрын
custardian
@Owlmeatsandbeaks 4 ай бұрын
Custard
@KingLich451 Ай бұрын
Phallic Individual
@serialkillerwhale 7 жыл бұрын
Wait until Jaghatai Khan challenges Magnus to a children's card game _on motorcycles_
@ThePa1riot 7 жыл бұрын
serialkillerwhale CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!
@linearman0245 7 жыл бұрын
Magnus: I feel a odd sense of Deja Vu for some reason.
@jackwhelan8249 7 жыл бұрын
serialkillerwhale yesss!
@SiegeTF 7 жыл бұрын
Rock'nroll racing. They need a ma~a~a~asive cogitator to emulate the processing power of a SNES.
@OMartinez91 6 жыл бұрын
CARD GAMES ON POWER ARMOR!!!!
@hectoriiibongconuqui7106 5 жыл бұрын
And so, Kitten earned a new name. The Defier of Fate.
@chairmeme6231 4 жыл бұрын
And wife of the emperor
@NguyenMinh-vs1vm 4 жыл бұрын
Chair Meme HERESY!!!!
@chairmeme6231 4 жыл бұрын
@@NguyenMinh-vs1vm no u
@philiproe1661 4 жыл бұрын
When he defeats Cegorach he will be the New King of Comedy! When he defeats the Deceiver he will be the destroyer of lies!
@chairmeme6231 4 жыл бұрын
Kitten the universal
@dnhydra777 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part about this episode is the fact that wagering your friend’s soul with an ancient eldritch deity over a children’s card game is surprisingly common in Yugioh.
@TransLatios Жыл бұрын
Watching this again cause Magnus has his own card in Magic now. Red/Blue which fits him so well Bruva predicted it.
@navypilot47 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit you're right. I mean Magnus being Red-Blue makes sense, but I still have to wonder if someone at Wizards made that connection intentionally.
@gatordragon6140 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit I forgot they added 40k, how does he end up playing? Haven't played since before jumpstart and all the newer abilities were added lol
@totoranger01 3 ай бұрын
@@gatordragon6140 In case you haven't been answered yet, he's all about building up a large board of creature tokens to reduce the cost of your instants and sorceries
@BarokaiRein 4 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Kitten's voice got deeper as soon as he challenges tzeentch. From now on he shall be known as Yami Kitten
@crusom6771 4 жыл бұрын
Yami Kitten brings bad luck :D
@midrovar5811 3 жыл бұрын
its captain kitten
@parkerdixon-word6295 3 жыл бұрын
Oh My God, THAT'S WHAT THAT JOKE WAS
@AngryGerbils 3 жыл бұрын
"I thought your name was Atem."
@seekingabsolution1907 3 жыл бұрын
Why not Kittem?
@Jampolo_OG 5 жыл бұрын
A genetically modified super soldier playing a children's card game against an indecisive mollusk of an eldritch god of plots and schemes for the soul of a one-eyed, winged half-daemon with nipples on his head Yep
@clothar23 4 жыл бұрын
Just another Tuesday in the Imperium of Man.
@Abdega 4 жыл бұрын
Since Kitten owns the soul of a daemon prince, does that technically make Kitten a chaos god now?
@codyrhodes2473 3 жыл бұрын
yey
@jixdl8617 3 жыл бұрын
@@Abdega good question
@emilianomerendino3311 3 жыл бұрын
@@Abdega Perhaps he could become the god of patience a way or another
@Deathunter761 4 жыл бұрын
So cute and sad, Magnus was really hoping to talk with his adoptive dad from Prospero, as what Magnus said Prospero was a beautiful place before imperial arrival. A good time for him probably, I think he's one of the saddest Primarchs cause he knew and enjoyed peace and happiness, then the Emperor arrived and war began.
@Tonatsi 3 жыл бұрын
Only beaten by Angron for sadness
@SephirothRyu Жыл бұрын
And now his soul is in custody of a Custodes. Though thankfully, the one that keeps his armor on.
@matthewnabb4482 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who only knows the basics of 40k lore, I consider this entirely 100% canon
@connorschrock2883 3 жыл бұрын
You are correct. This is canon. You can trust me my dad is GW
@El_Xrystos 9 ай бұрын
@@connorschrock2883 Perhaps your dad is also Alpharius
@tomasdubravsky4851 8 ай бұрын
But who is Alpharius really,@@El_Xrystos ?
@CodeeXD 4 жыл бұрын
Rescue cat has sacrificed himself for his battle brothers. He will always be remembered
@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 4 жыл бұрын
twice!
@jasonlatimer3022 4 жыл бұрын
The fallen shall be ever remembered as The Emperor's finest
@flare3000 4 жыл бұрын
Wait! WAIT! He is still alive! Quickly brothers! We must inter him into a Dreadnought
@domc9801 4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing Custodes don’t have the same brotherly connection, unless their Kitten of course.
@spongeyspikes09 3 жыл бұрын
From now on I'll not prefer them monsters instead I'll call them battle brothers/sisters
@TheBlueRoseWitch 6 жыл бұрын
"The only intricate thing about that game is its ban list!" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@masterofthelag8414 6 жыл бұрын
(and the fact that half of Tzeench's deck is on it)
@Darqshadow 6 жыл бұрын
Lol. So many kittens. For kitten.
@dobelong3141 5 жыл бұрын
Mnemosyne fc
@ultramarinescaptain3840 5 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is now depressed.
@GreenStuffConsumer 5 жыл бұрын
I spray my drink when I heard this
@Tonatsi 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not silvery" "Or are you? - Boop" has the same energy as "I ordered a pizza but you sent me a black hole" "I'd beg to differ" - there is suddenly a pizza in the spot of a black hole.
@daytenanderson3898 3 жыл бұрын
PIEMATIONS YEAHHHH
@holdencross5904 3 жыл бұрын
@@daytenanderson3898 which video
@daytenanderson3898 3 жыл бұрын
@@holdencross5904 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gtRjfdBmmqfGnGw.html
@TheBonesMalone 3 жыл бұрын
Lets be honest, Bill and Tzeneech would be friends
@Tonatsi 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBonesMalone of course
@twenty-fifth420 2 жыл бұрын
RIP to Kazuki Takuhashi, as he died tragically recently. I will never forget his achievement of inventing Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. I guess I will marathon all of the Children’s Card Game of TTS.
@axiolot5857 4 жыл бұрын
"I am demonstating to you THE TRUE POWER OF THE IMPERIUM THROUGH THE USE OF SMALL, FLUFFY ANIMALS!" clearly epic
@vectorstrike 4 жыл бұрын
one of the best lines in the entire series
@isam1542 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck huge battles with expensive GCI, this series is the MOST EPIC thing I've seen in a decade!
@axiolot5857 4 жыл бұрын
@@isam1542 true lmao
@nadamada8328 3 жыл бұрын
@@isam1542 this series exemplifies the old adage of "less is more," considering it's story and effects
@FloorSB 3 жыл бұрын
Space Wolves in a nutshell
@imstupid880 5 жыл бұрын
"Giving your deck diarrhea doesn't seem like the best strategy" Someone hasn't played against dredge.
@Dushess 4 жыл бұрын
Flick flick
@oluftheexplorer9476 4 жыл бұрын
Or to a lesser extent, cyber dark
@albireotheredguard1599 4 жыл бұрын
That's why the Emperor invented the Quick Play Magic Card: Pepto Bismol!
@bubzer 4 жыл бұрын
i loiked your comment, but there's 666 likes on it, so I won't break it
@shroowooms 4 жыл бұрын
Lightsworns go flic flic
@Maverickslayer744 4 жыл бұрын
"I play Red/Blue." Your brothers's torment for you was valid and the Emperor did nothing wrong. Also Space Wolves.
@filwilliamson9149 3 жыл бұрын
Wait what is Red/Blue
@Maverickslayer744 3 жыл бұрын
@@filwilliamson9149 Magic The Gathering reference. Basically Red/Blue is one of the most obnoxious decks to play against.
@filwilliamson9149 3 жыл бұрын
@@Maverickslayer744 I see
@PhileasLiebmann 3 жыл бұрын
@@Maverickslayer744 Izzet is perfectly fine if you're not an ass about it. But as Dimir exists thus I'd argue all other decks are automatically fine by contrast.
@mouse9831 3 жыл бұрын
@@PhileasLiebmann it's magnus, he's of course going to be an ass about it :P
@QuestionableObject 4 жыл бұрын
Magnus's rage scream at the card flicking feels like it comes from a place of deep pain.
@airplanemaniacgaming7877 Жыл бұрын
Flicking your cards like that........can bend them. *_PAIN_*
@ARStudios2000 Жыл бұрын
Best part of the video
@elonwhatever 6 жыл бұрын
"I wanna play call of duty" *holds up a PS3 box with the xbox logo, with battlefield art and HALO printed on it* Priceless :p.
@hisokamorow6709 5 жыл бұрын
I missed that, how did i missed that! O.O
@jeremybk54 5 жыл бұрын
i only noticed it initially because i saw the battlefield logo, then re-winded and saw the rest of the case
@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 4 жыл бұрын
I missed it my first couple times watching, but I saw that this time and lost my shit.
@datkhornedog899 4 жыл бұрын
It's Call of Duty in Battlefield through Halo.
@arandominternetperson437 3 жыл бұрын
This is late but, it also has the paradox interactive logo in the corner
@NeoChronoid 6 жыл бұрын
So, what I'm getting from these two specials is that kitten's deck is all about applying simple solutions to intricate problems, exploiting his enemie's weaknesses and bringing out the full potential of his monsters through synergy. Considerind his deck was generated from hin mental activity.... Is Kitten actually the greatest commander and strategist to ever walk the galaxy?
@DGARedRaven 5 жыл бұрын
GET THAT MAN TO CADIA ASAP.
@Plankensen 5 жыл бұрын
@@DGARedRaven Cantdia do that no more
@DGARedRaven 5 жыл бұрын
Do you mean to say that Cadia stands no More, Heret- Sayer of wrong things?
@Plankensen 5 жыл бұрын
@@DGARedRaven I am. I'm also saying that we should bring a shitton of regiments over to kill some chaos-worshipping scum.
@crim1188 5 жыл бұрын
@@Plankensen bullshit, Creed just hid Cadia. Don't underestimate his Tactical Genius.
@scavenger1498 Жыл бұрын
Magnus saying he plays Izzet is even funnier now that he's been printed as a magic card and is in fact Izzet colors.
@bananakinflyswatter904 Жыл бұрын
God I love that perpetually frightened Guardsman who materializes wherever and however just to get frightened and run off. What a legend.
@caav56 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if that's all that's left of Oll Persson.
@HubiKoshi 4 жыл бұрын
I seriously love those moments when Kitten goes full Captain General. He is so cool.
@Tonatsi 4 жыл бұрын
HubiKoshi there’s a reason he’s the captain-general after all
@joshlee7449 4 жыл бұрын
Well its less captain general mode and more the reference to the Pharoah in Yu-Gi-Oh!
@HubiKoshi 4 жыл бұрын
@@joshlee7449 Kitten going King of the Children's Card Game!
@Ajehy 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshlee7449 - Why not both?
@GRANTry20 5 ай бұрын
@@joshlee7449 He did this in a normal episode before this captain general mode
@kishinasura1504 7 жыл бұрын
"The true power of the Imperium through the use of small, fluffy animals!" QUOTE OF THE YEAR.
@kabob0077 7 жыл бұрын
Kishin Asura During a Children's Card Game! I want to know though, when can we see Card Games on motorcycles? (CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!)
@TheOmegagoldfish 7 жыл бұрын
Motorcycles? You know what that means? DOOMRIDER!
@kabob0077 7 жыл бұрын
***** OH SHIT, IT'S SNOWFLAME!
@kishinasura1504 7 жыл бұрын
THE KHAN'S CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
@robinderoos1166 7 жыл бұрын
Kishin Asura just wait untill ppl Start rolling out cat armies vs the vile xenos!
@nazamroth8427 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, this will never be seen after so many years and comments, but I have just realized something.... There is a book where Tzeentch actually interacts with a mortal, and her mind is basically destroyed. He says like 2 sentences and a planet almost cracks. And here we have Kitten, who beat him at his own game, while enduring that.
@eaglekiller888dragon2 2 жыл бұрын
i mean he is a custodes
@totalnerd5674 Жыл бұрын
Isn't there also a story where a little girl beats his impossible labyrinth or something? I don't read the books or anything, I only really do KZfaq. Also, you're not hidden to me!
@marygoround1292 Жыл бұрын
Found you!
@imonbanerjee2997 Жыл бұрын
Which book
@nazamroth8427 Жыл бұрын
@@imonbanerjee2997 It has been many moons since I read any warhammer, so no idea of the title. But its about a chaos world where an imperial ship crashed. The imperials then built a local civilization and started subjugating the aboriginals. Then another imperial fleet shows up and crashes and turns out, it was all according to plan.
@xmlash234 4 жыл бұрын
"The only intricate thing about this game is its ban list" never have truer words been spoken
@mizu7662 4 жыл бұрын
I have only just now realized (nearly 3 years later) that Tzeentch was actually using his corny villain plan monologue to lie about his card's effect while hoping that (like me) Kitten and Magnus wouldn't read the card themselves and see it is only 200 damage per lost spell card instead of 300. Which was seemingly done entirely for the lulz since with a 60 card deck he still probably had 40 spell cards in the grave anyway so that he could take out Kitten's 8000 LP.
@TheJ13579 3 жыл бұрын
I actually used Magical Explosion as a signature card in my deck in Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution, so I kind of noticed that.
@TheNarwhal85 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the magical explosion damage thing bothered you both but not the mst negates it. Obviously it’s a joke that mst negates but still way more egregious rule break
@dr.godfather8250 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheNarwhal85 Mat or MST?
@TheNarwhal85 3 жыл бұрын
@@dr.godfather8250 No clue what you are asking
@dr.godfather8250 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheNarwhal85 mhmm...
@spinyjustspiny3289 7 жыл бұрын
Rule 1 of understanding Tzeench's plans He is so good at his title that he deceives himself into thinking he'll ultimately win.
@merrittanimation7721 6 жыл бұрын
Spiny Justspiny That's why the Deceiver hangs out with him...
@sydvigue824 6 жыл бұрын
Tzeench plots to plot, therefore he ultimately has no end game with said plots. A plot with no end goal eventually will end in failure.
@paulman34340 6 жыл бұрын
syd vigue oh so basically he's a strategist with no tactical skills or is it a tactician with no concept of strategy
@NameName2.0 5 жыл бұрын
Oh.. shit.. you're right.
@paulman34340 5 жыл бұрын
@Magni56 very true
@drakeyork241 3 жыл бұрын
When you realise that tzeentch probably developed Ailurophobia after this
@romualdcaffeserre6230 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he did. Maybe he didnt. What are cat anyways ?
@WarmLusamine 3 жыл бұрын
Whatever they are, they still kicked his cephalopod ass.
@Kartissa Жыл бұрын
Hardly Irrational. Tzeentch's subsequent fear of cats has a perfectly reasonable source....
@mckmitte 5 ай бұрын
I chuckled at Magnus playing red blue since his magic card is red blue, and then laughed way more when I realized this predates that crossover by multiple years
@idkwhatimdoing7264 4 жыл бұрын
"WHAT ARE RULES THOOO" Kitten really Hit Tzeench hard
@TheLangenator 3 жыл бұрын
*_AN INTERESTING QUESTION, ASSHOLE_*
@grammarnazi1495 Жыл бұрын
If you're gonna quote something, do it right. When you mangle the quote that badly, it's a lot harder to associate it with the original.
@gatordragon6140 Жыл бұрын
InTeReStInG qUeStIoN aSsHoLe
@nickleonardi1732 Жыл бұрын
He beat Tzeench at his own game... in more ways than one 😂
@elduquecaradura1468 Жыл бұрын
and his "or did it?" was truly farsical definitelly Kitten knows how to be sassy sometimes
@portaljumper339 7 жыл бұрын
"Ooooooooh shit, it's Tzeentch" Only adequate way to address the Changer of Ways, really
@baker90338 7 жыл бұрын
So basically tzeentch is a therapist for the warp?
@mrjtfang2 6 жыл бұрын
OR IS HE?!
@stephenlangley9540 5 жыл бұрын
That shit popped in my head today had to re-watch for like the tenth time
@Kayriel 5 жыл бұрын
It is outdone by one other. "Hahaaaaa! Fuck you Tzeentch, you're a neeeerrrrd!"
@daiamonto2517 5 жыл бұрын
I just scream, HERESY! ...To adress such a thing.
@DoctorUmbra 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite chapter of all the series. Can't believe it's all ending for now. Bruva, thank you for all these years of fun. It's been one hell of a trip.
@Kingjustin1019 4 жыл бұрын
“I can’t wait to speak with luigi himself.” “The Nova Cannon awaits you after this...”
@gerryportuguezjr.652 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the background changes to babies when Tzeentch was cheated to represent his baby rage LMAO
@Ajehy 3 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but Kitten’s background changes to smug babies XD
@ThumperMinerUnion 3 жыл бұрын
AN INTERESTING QUESTION ASSHOLE!
@OverLordRiper 7 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute, i get it now! The Emperor (in His infinite wisdom) foresaw all of this. Why else would he challenge Kitten for something he can effortlessly force him to do (or get someone else to do it), and to such a specific game? He wanted to give him the knowledge and the experience to best Tzeentch here. Truly the Master of Mankind.
@awendigowithinternetaccess4400 7 жыл бұрын
OverLordRiper That's an interesting theory.
@thebighurt2495 7 жыл бұрын
I support this.
@OfLanceTheLonginus 7 жыл бұрын
JUST AS PLANNED
@MR.LMR1996 7 жыл бұрын
I've got one theory where the reason the Emperor tricked Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov into thinking he was one of his reborn fragments of his psyche, was so that after being banished into the Warp, where all Thoughts and Emotions become literal manifestations in it, he would BECOME a fragment of the Emperor's psyche. So that while in the Warp, his presence would help The Emperor reclaim the lost fragments of his shattered Soul, so that when he returns to Terra with Leman Russ, The Emperor can regain the lost fragments of his soul and thus restore himself to his physical form again.
@melrakan 7 жыл бұрын
hly shit LMR So when Karamazov returns, he's just going to literally get that Emperor-fragment-buffed-up-soul of his sucked out of his body?
@michaeltodd343 7 ай бұрын
I've returned to this banger of a video with a glorious update: Magnus' comment about playing Red/Blue (in Magic: the Gathering) is what inspired me to pick up the game 6 years ago. And now, in the the grim darkness of the year 2024, I have the opportunity and means to put together an honest-to-da-Emprah Magnus the Red commander deck. Thank you Bruvah, for inspiring me to jump in on a hobby that has brought a lot of happiness to my life.
@kabob0077 3 жыл бұрын
13:28 For anyone who wants a button for Kitten saying "What are rules really though?"
@morgant.dulaman8733 3 жыл бұрын
Or a shirt.
@clipboss8052 Ай бұрын
13:31 *AN INTERESTING QUESTION ASSHOLE!*
@TerLoki 7 жыл бұрын
Hold the Vox for a second. If this trend of characters playing childrens' card games keeps up, and the Ultramarines manage to find/bring home Jaghatai Khan... I think we all know what needs to happen. CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!
@baker90338 7 жыл бұрын
Busa. Battlebrotha. Please. MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
@texasgunslinger6201 6 жыл бұрын
There's already an entire yu-gi-oh season about them!
@agentrex1 6 жыл бұрын
also didnt emps say the laughing god plays this so maybe we'll get kitten vs the laughing god
@zekenkurolyon 6 жыл бұрын
i summon Jaghatai Khan
@logandelaharpe6362 6 жыл бұрын
Magnus does have a bike
@tristonchism1872 5 жыл бұрын
You can see Kitten's hand in the top right corner of the screen, RIGHT up until Magnus begins blocking Tzeentch from reading his mind. Damn good touch.
@echo_ironside8006 2 жыл бұрын
I read that literally, as in his literal hand and not his cards lmao
@vsGoliath96 3 жыл бұрын
"The only thing intricate about this game is it's ban list." *cries in Monster Reborn*
@mrwyatt1456 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the captain general was so calm about his armor turning grey and simply saying aw how ghastly like it was just the slightest of inconveniences I know I’d have lost it
@LEGOMANIAC419 7 жыл бұрын
Wind-Up Kitten, *HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!*
@wheelsgearscircutrygaming6357 6 жыл бұрын
Hey man ... spoilers! I haven't finished it yet ...
@gubbikiller 6 жыл бұрын
it is his card persona idd
@szarekhtheimmortal2293 6 жыл бұрын
The ultimate sidekick to Sly Marbo
@Finalhellmaster 6 жыл бұрын
Wind-Up Kitten is Sly Marbo's pet for sure
@Interfector0 6 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's a cat, so it's the other way around: Sly Marbo is Wind-Up Kitten's human.
@giantturtlecat2959 6 жыл бұрын
Did...Did Kitten just beat the god of change and Fate?! IN A CARD GAME?!!
@electrohalo8798 4 жыл бұрын
Giant Turtle Cat yes
@vinnylatoria4478 4 жыл бұрын
THHIIIISSSS MAY BE THE CASE.
@connormacleod4922 4 жыл бұрын
"An interesting question."
@datkhornedog899 4 жыл бұрын
Through the might of kittens.
@unknownvagrant6851 4 жыл бұрын
An InTeReStInG qUeStIoN aSsHoLe
@Alkavi_Ch Жыл бұрын
"What are rules, really?" "AN INTERESTING QUESTION ASSHOLE" It gets me every time lmao
@CrowFather_14 Жыл бұрын
9:24 love that it took him a second to realize that “all it took was a SINGLE card to disable all of that planning” to come to the conclusion that he did that with the webway while completely destroying the emperors plans - man am I late to realize this
@kaelibw34 4 жыл бұрын
“The only intricate thing about this game is it’s ban list.” I still play this game and I can’t argue with that.
@Ajehy 3 жыл бұрын
That’s the problem when the manga/show needs to give villains OP abilities, while also giving the heroes ways to counter those abilities in one big, final, dramatic play. Good for storytelling, horrible for balance.
@Ekatkid Жыл бұрын
@@Ajehy this isn’t even really true, in fact a good amount of cards from the anime aren’t even accurate to the game. The god cards are awful, and a lot of other cards aren’t played and never were.
@onceuponaban 7 жыл бұрын
1:13 And this is where Bruva realizes there is no image of Kitten with his hand held out.
@merrittanimation7721 6 жыл бұрын
Mr.Rankings11 where?
@KeishinB237 5 жыл бұрын
He means there is no image available with an Adeptus costodes with similar armor to Kitten with their hand held out. So our glorious battle Bruva made the excuse Kitten is simply unable to let go of his weapon.
@bfnvalley 5 жыл бұрын
Keishin B237 Yet can somehow hold Yu-Gi-O cards...
@TerrorLTZ 5 жыл бұрын
he is holding them with his will
@voidimperial1179 5 жыл бұрын
He holds them up through sheer force of belief in the Man-Emperor of Mankind.
@TheAlmightyGameGenie Жыл бұрын
I find it funny that Magnus made a joke about playing Red/Blue considering that the new 40k MTG Commander products include him and made him Red/Blue
@arkangel7782 Жыл бұрын
Two years later, Magnus the Red gets his first magic the gathering card, and its Blue/Red.
@Chiscringle 7 жыл бұрын
Kitten's now got wins against the Emperor and Tzeentch. If he finds and eliminates the Deceiver and Cegorach does that make him the God of Card Games? The Chaos Gods will have to start calling him the Annoy-thema.
@kabob0077 7 жыл бұрын
Chiscringle Right now he definitely deserves the title King of Games due to beating two God-tier entities with a deck whose only monsters are based on Cats.
@larryfoullke219 7 жыл бұрын
+kabob 007 cat deck op plz nerf.
@kabob0077 7 жыл бұрын
Agg Bass It's like beating someone with only koribos and winged koribos.
@johnheater6697 7 жыл бұрын
Chiscringle He also needs to play against the Hive Mind
@larryfoullke219 7 жыл бұрын
+kabob 007 never played yu-gi-oh so that means nothing to me sorry
@lindennis4522 4 жыл бұрын
I just realized how Kitten's deck draws symbolism from the Imperium as a whole. A single human being is weak. However, united, the Imperium can turn the tide. For the Emperor! The Emperor Protects!
@Bonkman83 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Your right XD
@NorHeadHunter 4 жыл бұрын
Just like the emperor's deck is based on a single overpowered monster and Tzeentch's is based on overly complicated spell bullshit.
@isam1542 4 жыл бұрын
That's why Kitten is Captain General. Custodes are smart, after all. They CHOSE Kitten as their leader, which gives a glimpse of hope to the workings of Democracy, after all.
@hunter5822 4 жыл бұрын
Its also how his future journey will play out, wind up kitten symbolizing him and the other beasts are his fellow custodes.
@ashenwanderer3592 4 жыл бұрын
All creature in his deck have EARTH as their attribute too
@albeon_draken 3 жыл бұрын
2:49 Why must EVERY episode of this damn series try to kill me with laughter? It stops being a good thing when it starts hurting my lungs and head.
@PilotTed 3 жыл бұрын
I love when Tzeentch says boop, its almost as good as when Emp and Dorn say Yey.
@nanakimurasaki 4 жыл бұрын
"I play red / blue. I am not allowed to criticize here" This hurt my soul so much...we can all too well imagine the EDH deck Magnus runs.
@wayfarerzen3393 4 жыл бұрын
As a hardcore Niv Mizzet EDH player, OOF (No. Not commander. EDH. Commander is shit.)
@BeondTheKDGaming 4 жыл бұрын
@@wayfarerzen3393 Morophon is legal in edh?
@blam320 4 жыл бұрын
@@wayfarerzen3393 They're literally the same.
@Kartissa 3 жыл бұрын
@@blam320 Technically, no. Commander format can use any colour whose mana symbol is depicted on the commander's card, including text box. EDH is limited to the colours in the commander's casting cost. (Of course, that means nothing to my Sliver deck, with it's Sliver Overlord Commander....)
@colby1398 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kartissa Which is an extremely important distinction, as it's the difference between a Golos deck having access to every color and having access to none.
@AdeptKing 5 жыл бұрын
"That's...against...the rules!" I wonder if those pauses meant that he already sensed the irony of his statement. Also I love how Magnus acts like a kid with a new best friend with Kitten and a rebellious teen with Tzeentch.
@finaladvance5085 4 жыл бұрын
AdeptKing what are rules really though
@TerrorLTZ 4 жыл бұрын
what i like of that part is how the background changes to different photos of babies laughing (kitten) and crying (Tzeech)
@PauaP 4 жыл бұрын
@@TerrorLTZ Tzeentch is baby raging
@Overlord-es8pq 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that this episode is not just a special but actual TTS canon
@sovietPlays Жыл бұрын
And now that Magnus is an ACTUAL fucking MTG card he's LITERALLY a fucking Red/Blue legendary creature...
@martinramirez1856 9 ай бұрын
Name?
@sovietPlays 9 ай бұрын
Magnus the Red...what else would it be?@@martinramirez1856
@CyberDagger003 7 ай бұрын
@@martinramirez1856 Bruh. Magnus the Red.
@ynnering2454 7 жыл бұрын
*"I HAVE NIPPLES ON MY HEAD!"* - I died of laughter
@preachymink9468 6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Aksis NOWANNAGO!!
@kevinstapp328 6 жыл бұрын
What does Magnus think nipples look like?
@combativeThinker 6 жыл бұрын
Homestuck fanon in a nutshell.
@shamrocksardonic2582 6 жыл бұрын
All nipples look like his, obviously, as you can see by the two examples mounted firmly on his chest.
@jaypea30 5 жыл бұрын
@@shamrocksardonic2582 heh
@ALEXANDER1318 7 жыл бұрын
Kitten just has to be the secret Primarch of the legio custodes. How else could his spleen be so radiant?
@commanderbacara225 6 жыл бұрын
ALEXANDER1318 The Custodes were created using the Emperor's DNA in conjunction with their own parental DNA.
@alonelyperson6031 6 жыл бұрын
I don't think so. The Custodes were all genetically enhanced to be the next best thing beside a primarch.
@ineednochannelyoutube5384 5 жыл бұрын
+commanderbacara225 So would that technically make their primarch the Emprah?
@dieguy3080 5 жыл бұрын
@@alonelyperson6031 Less powerful, considerably more loyal.
@ALEXANDER1318 5 жыл бұрын
@@dieguy3080 "Less powerful"? That brother just roflstomped all over the Emperor AND a full on chaos-god.
@daviddaviddaviddav2983 2 жыл бұрын
Kitten wants to learn the alphabet then gets disheartened, then gets excited to play Luigi board then disheartened again, then wants to meet Luigi, then reveals he is physically incapable of letting it go. Pretty deep ngl
@SamueL-td7fb 2 жыл бұрын
A tragedy to rival the tales of old...
@joaquincobas2223 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing will ever be more epic than Wind-Up Kitten charging towards Tzeentch to deliver the final blow
@Maxibon2007 7 жыл бұрын
There needs to be more awkward moments between Magnus and some random Blood Ravens.
@Rukdug 7 жыл бұрын
Steve Porter Blood Ravens: "Are you are daddy?" Magnus: "Uhh, why are you asking me that? I mean your name sounds like you'd be more likely connected to either Sanguinius or Corvus given that na-wait a minute! Where did my tome of warp secrets from my belt go?" Blood Ravens (in other ship/shuttle): "Bye pops! Thanks for the book!" Magnus: "Oh you cheeky-get back here!!" Blood Ravens: "Nope. Also, thanks for the horns." Magnus (recognizes one set of his horns has been cut off and stolen): "H-How?" Blood Ravens: "Lots of Librarians and practice." (Disappear into warp) Enter Kitten Magnus: Where some of the Thousand Sons not on Prospero when I dragged it into the warp?" Kitten: "The Blood Ravens are here?!? I have to go lock the reliquary before it's too late!!" Magnus: "I'm going to take that as a 'maybe'." Kitten (offscreen): "No!!! They stole everything!! Emperor damned Blood Ravens!!"
@BSFilms1997 7 жыл бұрын
"Are you my mommy?"
@larryfoullke219 7 жыл бұрын
this is brilliant
@ZiggySol 7 жыл бұрын
I must be blind, when did this happen?
@AJZulu 7 жыл бұрын
Corvidae Cult?
@Apollomasque 7 жыл бұрын
Not to discount one of his rare awesome moments, but are we absolutely sure that Kitten wasn't possessed by the soul of The Emperor during that game? His voice did get conspicuously lower.....
@Mechagodzilla128 7 жыл бұрын
When dueling, Kitten becomes possessed by the spirit of the golden throne. He becomes Yami Kitten! (In all seriousness though, emps probably helped a little without directly possessing him. Probably one of his fragments giving him courage and a manly voice or something.)
@THB192 7 жыл бұрын
Mechagodzilla128 no, he wouldn't become Yami Kitten (Yami=dark in japanese). He would become GOLDEN Kitten.
@Bacxaber 7 жыл бұрын
That was the spirit of the Pharaoh.
@THB192 7 жыл бұрын
Bacxaber So, was it Necron, or Thousand Sons? Both of them are space Egyptians...
@alfabusa 7 жыл бұрын
Ougon no Kitten
@thedracoknight413 6 ай бұрын
It's wild that TTS predicted that the most important battle in the end and the death is a card game... It all comes full circle...
@floricel_112 2 жыл бұрын
Horrendous amounts of cheating on Tzeetch's part aside, he could have easily activated magical explosion before Kitten's main phase and win
@caav56 Жыл бұрын
Tzeentch's tendency to overplan backfiring on him is part of his character.
@Cernumospete 7 жыл бұрын
"The only intricate thing about this game is its ban list." That goes for (edit) all (/edit) games shown in this Episode.
@mgeldarion58 7 жыл бұрын
18:45 Call of Duty (with Battlefield cover and Halo title)
@Ixmore 7 жыл бұрын
Also Magic: The Gathering was briefly mentioned.
@THB192 7 жыл бұрын
Cernumospete MtG's banlist is less intricate. For one thing, cards are rarely unbanned. It's also smaller (yes, even in Legacy and Modern, the two formats most comparable to YGO's Advanced format, which is the origin of the banlist). Also Magic's rules are generally cleaner, IMHO. But that's fairly subjective. Point is, MtG's banlist isn't as intricate as YGO's. But that's really not saying much.
@Cernumospete 7 жыл бұрын
Hn, I, at first, only wanted to use the CoD as example number three, but as you suggested I change that in my initial post. I don't like it when people talk to me about thinks I haven't even spoken about (but another one has), just so your post won't show how dumb it was (by being posted).
@academicace 7 жыл бұрын
Magic's rules are absurdly complicated, but the end result is that a lot of the complexity is obscured and most interactions are intuitive once you understand the basics (beyond stuff like, "why can't my creatures attack my opponent's creatures", which is something that pretty much every new player asks/tries when they're first learning).
@that1connor583 5 жыл бұрын
>ThunderPsyker (Kitten) learning that the script includes the "Ouija board" >Starts saying "Luigi Board" cause lets be honest, it does kind of sound like "Luigi" minus the emphasis of the letter "L" >"Put your hand for better efficiency" Kitten: *"Let'sa go"*
@TexMeta 9 ай бұрын
"You know what. I play red/blue. I am NOT allowed to criticize here." The best part of this is that Magnus' magic card is red/blue. Either you predicted the future, or he was made in reference to this.
@0cedced 4 жыл бұрын
Magnus: You're not my real dad! Tzeentch: Well I'm the best you got Kitten: OFFENDAD
@grandcato3612 6 жыл бұрын
kitten is really the king of Paradox-billiards-vostroyan-rulette-fourth dimensional-hypercube-chess-strip poker as he is the only scholar with the knowledge to deduce the effect of pot of greed
@kamikeserpentail3778 6 жыл бұрын
You mean smug-ass pot?
@lesterramos6468 6 жыл бұрын
I know right? After 40k years we finally have someone who understands what Pot of Greed does. :D
@revantobias8567 6 жыл бұрын
WHAT DOES POT OF GREED DOES!!!!????? TELL ME!!! I MUST KNOW!!
@yorha42s 5 жыл бұрын
@@revantobias8567 THE POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO CARDS!
@alonelyperson6031 5 жыл бұрын
@@yorha42s *NANI !!???*
@Rukdug 7 жыл бұрын
When they get to Nocturne Vulkan: ... Magnus: Uhh, hi Vulkan. Been a while hasn't it? Vulkan: I don't need to alarm you Magnus, but you appear to have several horns growing from your head. Magnus: *sigh* Yes I know- Vulkan: But do not worry my friend because we will fix it through the power of friendship!!! Magnus (under his breath): Oh no not this again. Vulkan: Quick Salamanders, we have to fix this Custodes's armor, and grab several long files made of titanium for Magnus. It is time, my friends...for a Makeover!! Magnus: Nope. No. I will not allow this! Vulkan (tackles Magnus to the ground): Look Magnus, I've been wandering around the galaxy for ten thousand years with nothing but Ferrus's brain ghost in my head. You are first one of our brothers I have seen, in the flesh in that amount of time. I don't care if you were part of that Horus business. We. Are. Going. To. Be. Friends!!!! *slightly mad cackle*
@majormajorasic 7 жыл бұрын
*Draigo warps in and out* FRIENDSHIP *_YEAAAAAAH!_*
@seduceme1093 7 жыл бұрын
Jamie Wanless majormajorasic You are both geniuses!
@kabob0077 7 жыл бұрын
Jamie Wanless ~My Little Magnus My Little Magnus, oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh My Little Magnus.
@essexclass8168 7 жыл бұрын
* As vulkan is doing this....Leman Russ warps out*
@Dimovuha222 7 жыл бұрын
And Ferrus ghost constantly calls Magnus a nerd
@NormanRDolan 2 жыл бұрын
Remember: Mystical Space Typhoon doesn't negate. It just destroys.
@xWolfGuyx Жыл бұрын
You will be pleased to know Magnus is indeed a red blue mtg card.
@557deadpool Жыл бұрын
Because of course he is....I feel like that's a deep cut reference to this video
@AsbestosMuffins 4 жыл бұрын
love how the gods just use total meme decks
@laurenkirby97 3 жыл бұрын
The emperor did say the meta was unforgiving in the warp, with no real regulation people can just play exploit decks all they want. Not dissimilar to most small playing groups.
@MrLimboRL 2 жыл бұрын
Except Khorne. Guarantee he uses Beatdown decks.
@omegon2540 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrLimboRL probably traind
@superevolvedshinamalgamleo8168 2 жыл бұрын
@@omegon2540 gork uses backstabbing deck
@jolynekujobackfromprison744 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrLimboRL Khorne absolutely uses a Blue Eyes deck.
@alfabusa 7 жыл бұрын
*FUCK YOU ALFABUSA WHY ARE YOU DOING ANOTHER CHILDREN'S CARD GAME VIDEO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* I had a lot of fun with this video. I don't think I've ever relied so much on visuals in a video before. I've learnt a lot from making this and will be applying it to all future videos. BY THE WAY! If you want to keep yourself updated with EP25 and its release, I'd suggest following me on Twitter! I've uploaded somewhat of a teaser in the form of the upcoming episode's thumbnail and pinned it, as I always do to show what new video I am currently working on. In case you'd like to decypher what kind of stuff will happen in it. Also, thank fuck for the patrons for being such patient saints and sticking around. I've been moving into a new apartment and both time and money has been very tight. I'm disgustingly grateful for them slamming me in the face with the support-hammer during all this time. You have deserved these emoticon hearts:
@alexandereden8911 7 жыл бұрын
Bruva Alfabusa no worries Alfa. I love these vids!!
@PucciusLOLcannalunga 7 жыл бұрын
chaos nigga! just put papa smurf in this series! the truth is sad, but is the only canon primarchs come back from hiatus!
@lucklord7 7 жыл бұрын
Bruva Alfabusa Are you going to add something about the 40k end times like Cadia getting blown up or are you going to save that for another project
@js8098 7 жыл бұрын
You dont even realise the hype caused by this vid... thx :>
@botcommander4804 7 жыл бұрын
ELIPHUS, OPEN THE PORTAL!!! Jokes aside, thank you Alfabusa for making this series.
@BurnByMoonlight 11 ай бұрын
The best part? Magnus admits he plays Red/Blue. And now that he’s an actual card in MtG, he’s Red/Blue.
@johannabrolund9578 3 жыл бұрын
When Kitten played against the Emperor he thought it was kinda silly but now, when playing against Tzeentch, he's fully into it. That's character growth babyyyy!
@ArcKing01 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice Magnus's face and Tzeench's form changes every time they respond to each other during the terrible-step-father bit near the beginning?
@cramerfloro5936 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! XD
@AquaLantern 6 жыл бұрын
For anyone who wishes to copy Kitten's deck, here's the list of what was in his various hands. *MONSTERS:* Milus Radiant, Wind-up Kitten, Rescue Cat, , Man-Eater Bug, , Lock Cat, , Thunder Kid, Catnipped Kitty, Cat of Ill Omen, Cat's Ear Tribe, Fluffal Cat, Gazelle the King of Mythical Beasts, and Dark Cat with White Tail. *SPELLS:* the Forest field spell, Malevolent Catastrophe, Big March of Animals, Giant Trunade, Cup of Ace, Mystical Space Typhoon, Polymerization, and Monster Reborn. *TRAPS:* Quantum Cat. Enjoy making your own Beast-type deck and killing god-tier opponents with it! :D
@Terashi 6 жыл бұрын
How many of each? Other than the obvious three Milus Radiants?
@bakublader1999 5 жыл бұрын
This might have been an accident in the editing, but the monster reborn card in his hand was a sleeping lion at one point in the duel.
@muldoon7195 5 жыл бұрын
Wait. The card game or at lest the premise of the card game they play is a THING!?! Were can I get it
@bakublader1999 5 жыл бұрын
@@muldoon7195 bruh you didn't realise that they were playing Yu-Gi-Oh?
@muldoon7195 5 жыл бұрын
Behomie no not really, because I have never really heard of it
@colethomas790 2 жыл бұрын
13:24 i never thought i'd see someone turn tzeench's own bullshit against him.
@krystlvines Жыл бұрын
And now Magnus is a MTG card. That's red blue.
@damianwaga6357 7 жыл бұрын
Can we PLEASE get Magnus's "But Why Though?" as a text notification or soundboard? The way he says it is absolutely hilarious
@agentCDE 6 жыл бұрын
"INCORRECT." is right up there too. ...let's face it, everything Magnus says is hilarious. Magnus is great.
@codyopperman5930 6 жыл бұрын
"The only fate I believe in is mankind's prosperous future and dominance of the galaxy" is worthy of a ring tone.
@lumberluc 5 жыл бұрын
"But why though? That seems like an incredibly nonsensical thing to do when your in need of urgent medical attention." "It was honestly a heat of the moment thing. Like, do you know when your feeling extremely erogenous in bed, and you smack whoever's with you across the face just to see if it feels good?" "You need to cease and desist right now." Like that?
@barrybend7189 5 жыл бұрын
And Rogal's Nooooo.
@thomasrevill7723 5 жыл бұрын
Just him saying "NO" to Tzeentch is so funny on pure delivery
@Rocketdroid111 7 жыл бұрын
So, Kitten is silver and owns Magnus' soul, Magnus has wings and face-nipples now, and Tzeentch is in Ultramar. This has been eventful.
@witchBoi_Connor 6 жыл бұрын
bloodsplatBOOM nah, for some reason only Kitten risks going to Ultramar. Tzeench and the Emprah are exempt.
@someguy4844 3 жыл бұрын
Lol tzeentchs VA couldn't hold his laughter. It's pretty funny to hear after delivery of those awesome lines
@hmshood9212 6 ай бұрын
This is canon now
@alexanderstanfield5845 6 жыл бұрын
Still more accurate to the rules than yu gi oh season 1 I SUMMON 3 BLUE EYES IN ONE TURN
@SmolTerribleTornado 6 жыл бұрын
Alexander Stanfield yeah, that happens when you make a story about a fictional card game before creating the rules of said card game
@Kayriel 5 жыл бұрын
Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn? "Yeah, so?" That's against the rules, isn't it? "SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!"
@siphonicatom1982 5 жыл бұрын
Mystical Space Typhoon doesn't negate kitten actually lost 😂
@alverab.750 5 жыл бұрын
@@siphonicatom1982 MST spell speeds before a trap, so the trap is destroyed before it actually activates. Not technically using the word "negate" but it makes the card effect not happen, so he did win.
@siphonicatom1982 5 жыл бұрын
@@alverab.750 youre actually stupid lol in Yu-Gi-Oh the card must say "negate" in the text for it to negate. There's only one card in the game MST "negates" because it must be on the field for it to resolve and it's one of the blue eyes spells. Traps do not have to be on the field for their effect to resolve. The card must say "negate" in it's text or it doesn not negate. It's called problem solving card text and is fundamental Yu-Gi-Oh
@ordislux 7 жыл бұрын
So, Tzeentch is banished to Utramar and is now a real entity(Just as planned)? Either the Imperium is doomed or the Utreasmurfs use their galactic cheat-power to archive the the even bigger achievement of the greatest spacemarinechapter ever.
@hyperiongm330 7 жыл бұрын
Given the reality warping bullshit they have going on, Cuntarious will probably cause Tzeentch to trip on a rock and get the shit beaten out of him
@dominiconeil4693 7 жыл бұрын
The MAC-Daddy's gonna slap a Tzeentch.
@Chiscringle 7 жыл бұрын
Papa Smurf is just going to be sitting there with his head in his hands as Cato somehow kills Tzeentch. When the fight's over, he gets up to 'congratulate' Cato, but a giant gauntlet rests on his shoulder. "Don't worry," Guilliman says, "I've got this. I never got a chance to 'congratulate' Lucius properly. This will be ... the GREATEST POWER FISTING OF THEM ALL!"
@adampoultney8737 7 жыл бұрын
No I am not- yet. But this is JUST AS PLANNED!!!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAAAAAHEEEEEE!!!!!
@Autisticgoldfish96 7 жыл бұрын
Fedorahatter And why Kairos was at Ultramar to begin with.
@Alucard2356 3 жыл бұрын
The voice acting in this series is just so good.
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