If the NFL Was Scripted: Week 10

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With 5 games being decided by a game winning field goal, it was a crazy week 10 in the NFL,
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@TomGrossiComedy 8 ай бұрын

Dummkopf: a stupid person; a blockhead

@Tadicuslegion78 8 ай бұрын

See also Daniel Jones

@jakejones6965 8 ай бұрын

What did Washington ever do to you scriptwriter.... WHHYYYY

@AlexEich 8 ай бұрын

I believe it’s pronounced “Mac Jones.”

@bundesautobahn7 8 ай бұрын

German speaker here: sounds right to me.

@crg5374 8 ай бұрын

As a native german speaker. You can translate it to moron. Loved the vid Tom

@Jeremonkey90 8 ай бұрын

“How do you say everything is awful in German?” “I believe it’s pronounced Mac Jones.” Comedy gold 😂

@mrzuniga1821 8 ай бұрын

Shit was cold 🥶

@sezzo 8 ай бұрын

For anyone wondering, the correct (common) translation would be: "Alles scheisse!"

@YuccaTrash79 8 ай бұрын

Lol loved it!

@Jeremonkey90 8 ай бұрын

Thanks@@sezzo

@brandonmcsorley9579 8 ай бұрын

That had me straight up rolling!!!! Too good!

@martinjkrumm8764 8 ай бұрын

"THERE IS NO TEXANS, ONLY STROUD" "What a lovely singing voice you must have."

@youtubeistryingtocensorme 8 ай бұрын

Stroud thanks you

@ace942 8 ай бұрын

Is that a ghostbusters movie reference?

@youtubeistryingtocensorme 8 ай бұрын

@@ace942 lol it is

@martinjkrumm8764 8 ай бұрын

@@ace942 You catch on quick

@chrisuncleahmad 8 ай бұрын

"How do you say everything is awful in German?" "I believe it's pronounced Mac Jones."

@FriedrichHerschel 8 ай бұрын

As a German, I can tell you, that this is accurate.

@noman8412 8 ай бұрын

@@FriedrichHerschel All is Shrek!

@benjaminchooby6760 8 ай бұрын

Yeah I watched the video too. Good job buddy.

@thegreenmercenary 8 ай бұрын

He doesn't do the Seahawks often, but when he does, he nails us.

@joshuamasonseight-bitbasta2451 8 ай бұрын

i was looking forward to the washington hippie this week

@HunterGuy558 8 ай бұрын

Gino got y'all your safe trust me

@smartgoat2753 8 ай бұрын

So real

@brandenjannah1334 8 ай бұрын

100%

@robertpaulson7826 8 ай бұрын

@@cdgbdrhvnhwhatever did happen to Charlie Whitehurst?

@EpicGamerzism 8 ай бұрын

its kind of scary how much good chemistry Tom has with himself

@ldope3904 8 ай бұрын

Every character is so damn believable, that's talent

@johnroberts1141 8 ай бұрын

Tom Grossi is amazing: Actor, script writer, director.......he does it all.

@choosecarefully408 8 ай бұрын

How did you already forget "Screenwriter?" I mean, did you _hear the reviews_ the Giants & (in this case) Patsies gave it?

@robertspeakman6523 8 ай бұрын

Ah ah , you forgot comedian.

@acatwithwiskers9273 8 ай бұрын

As a ravens fan this accuratly depicts me whenever we have a lead, standings and score wise.

@RedMo46 8 ай бұрын

He even does his own stunts. Suck it Tom Cruise

@Novac719 8 ай бұрын

* wide receiver

@DiamondScarBT 8 ай бұрын

"Can it be based on Madden then, because we're going undefeated" He struck gold once again.

@scottcarter8864 8 ай бұрын

Thank you, scriptwriter, for giving my Lions the win. But did you have to give me so many heart attacks???

@noonjo8985 8 ай бұрын

Now you have a smidgen of what we vikings fans have gone through since pretty much 2019.

@brucehurlburt7740 8 ай бұрын

I am still using an oxygen mask after that game, holy crap our blood pressure is already too high! For the love of dead vikings not so close next week k thx bye....

@hamchron 8 ай бұрын

Exactly. Can the Vikings just suck already.

@sharkcapper 8 ай бұрын

Did you watch the Seahawks game? Same here…..

@zmfootball4 8 ай бұрын

As a lions fan, I agree💀

@Novawyrm 8 ай бұрын

Love that the Tex......Stroud's made the video again! Please keep the script going, CJ is HIM!!!

@ejd53 8 ай бұрын

Titans fan here. Gotta admit that the Houston Strouds has a pretty good ring to it.

@drstea1th962 8 ай бұрын

C.J. Stroud is gaining a cult following at this point

@AlexEich 8 ай бұрын

Stroud accepts all. Welcome Child.

@jaocbd-vc3bs 8 ай бұрын

There is no “cult following”. There is only Stroud. We are Stroud.

@lomax343 8 ай бұрын

"I say he is the messiah - and I should know: I've followed a few."

@brucehurlburt7740 8 ай бұрын

who?

@tanneredge9774 8 ай бұрын

As a Raiders fan, I’ve never wanted to punch Josh McDaniels harder in the face for still being our HC and not trading up for CJ stroud than I do now.

@sebastianlikessports 8 ай бұрын

Script writer: Keep it up and you won’t score any points this weekend. Giants: We score points?

@leifopstad2972 8 ай бұрын

"Seahawks, do you still believe in Geno?" "eh, half and half" "Great, that's how he'll play this week" LMAO I'M WEAK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@user-xp1pe4en4x 8 ай бұрын

Love Tom..I voted for fan of the year like 50 times lol .. I'm sure internet community will help out and get behind him..good luck Tom

@youtubeistryingtocensorme 8 ай бұрын

Hey I voted too

@youtubeistryingtocensorme 8 ай бұрын

@@whatisahandle_69 same here

@AK_804 8 ай бұрын

same@@whatisahandle_69

@user-xp1pe4en4x 8 ай бұрын

@@whatisahandle_69 I have a little over a dozen e mail accounts. They all come in handy when it comes to voting and stuff like that.. As usual in looking forward to the next and every episode of the North saga

@insertnamehere313 8 ай бұрын

I didn't vote...because Call of Duty is bad..soooo.😂

@Caelest 8 ай бұрын

As a Saints fan, i wish Tom would bust out the Waterboy'esque comment "oh no, we suck again!" from the Saints after announcing the Vikes would win...b/c we do lol

@justinmorrell3446 8 ай бұрын

Script writer? Does Taysom get his 7 touches? No? Ok……I guess I’m ok with the loss…..

@AK_Ray 8 ай бұрын

Vikings fan here, saints don't suck. The Vikings are just clearly better. Who cares though You're still going to win that division

@jeffdiscomboulatedandflabb5011 8 ай бұрын

Sadly this year is already an improvement for saints fans. Last years we were 4-9 at one point.

@GingerSalmon 8 ай бұрын

We don't suck, we are just so incredibly mid

@MikeSimoneLV 8 ай бұрын

Because of your channel, my wife now watches football all day Sunday and on Monday nights, so that she understands all of your jokes. I could not be happier. Next time you're in Vegas, if you find yourself at the Rum Runner (Packers bar) over on Trop, your first round is on me. Thank you, sir!

@dec222 8 ай бұрын

The thumbnail is the best representation of the Giants’ season I’ve seen.

@Aquaberryy 8 ай бұрын

There is no Texans…. Only Stroud. He is our savior in Houston lmao

@Donald_the_Potholer 8 ай бұрын

What a lovely singing voice you must have.

@COMCPTKaiFury76 8 ай бұрын

Proof that the Texans have lost it

@georgegalarza6278 8 ай бұрын

Bro when you had the Giants say we score points I fucking lost it lmaoo!!! Thank you for making my pain more tolerable.

@shawnjohnson9763 8 ай бұрын

I'm old enough to have watched Hogan's Heroes reruns as a kid. So, I actually new what dumkoph meant. 😂 Who knew that would ever come in handy?

@nightbird2905 8 ай бұрын

It still is regularly broadcasted on German TV! It finished again just a few weeks ago 😄

@Silverlined_69 8 ай бұрын

MeTv shows it every night at 10pm est.

@Scorpious187 8 ай бұрын

"Can it be based off of Madden, 'cause then we're goin' undefeated" is the best burn I've heard in a while.

@RApollos107 8 ай бұрын

*Next week* Packers: “So how will you give us a fleeting moment of hope only to destroy our soul this week?”

@yourlocalluke 8 ай бұрын

This has to be one of the funniest yet! Love the content Tom!

@penjohnson9138 8 ай бұрын

You should start including the falcons considering we have been the antagonist of every new QB Cinderella story the last 3 weeks. Week 8, Will Levis throws for 4 touchdowns in his first NFL start, Week 9 Joshua Dobbs Plays lights out without even being with the organization for more than a week, and now week 10 where Kyler Murray’s first start in a year makes it seem like he never left. But hey at least we beat stroud.

@spidamitchell8311 8 ай бұрын

😂

@Kyro4Productions 8 ай бұрын

Bryce Young redemption game week 15???

@ellispiper6313 8 ай бұрын

With this writing and acting, Mr Grossi really should have his own film

@KeepinItCrispy 8 ай бұрын

OMG the Texans character -- and so the Grossiverse expands.

@RICHIEV333 8 ай бұрын

As a Seahawks fan I just love how the scriptwriter keeps having our games go right down to the wire before we win. It's making for a very interesting season, plus it's helping the alcohol sales in the Pacific Northwest.

@brandonstickels5435 8 ай бұрын

On the one hand, I don't mind close games if we keep winning. On the other hand, my cardiologist is getting sick of me

@johnchedsey1306 8 ай бұрын

Heart attack Seahawks football is back baby! Just like it always should be!

@brandenjannah1334 8 ай бұрын

haha.... yes. Monday mornings are becoming a real headache for me

@HonoluluBlue81 8 ай бұрын

I’m sure to anyone who didn’t have a stake in the Lions Chargers game it was pure entertainment. But for Lions and Chargers fans it was 3 hours in a roller coaster. Just glad we got the W. MCDC has the biggest 🏈 🏈 of them all!

@raethdarkflame1292 8 ай бұрын

As a Lions fan, I’ll admit that the hole in the front grate of my box fan, roughly the size and shape of the TV remote, might have been from me during the fourth quarter against the Chargers. 😒

@rustyshackleford1687 8 ай бұрын

That's twice now that Riley Patterson has won a tense game at the last second against the Chargers

@KingPK 8 ай бұрын

Stroud bless you for these videos, Tom.

@brsportsandgaming2552 8 ай бұрын

Imagine the Giants and Patriots actually make the playoffs

@LGDevilsFan 8 ай бұрын

They would have to beat the Eagles

@blazestorms4854 8 ай бұрын

Imagine those win streaks 😂

@CynicalNarcissist 8 ай бұрын

that would be my horror story.. i want a franchise QB.. let me be happy!

@kosmosfan01 8 ай бұрын

I'd be very concerned about our sanity 😂

@thatguywithoreos9768 8 ай бұрын

Im trying to imagine the LAST TIME I WAS HAPPY AS A GIANTS FAN!!

@ethanwalsh968 8 ай бұрын

As a ravens fan, I saw this coming, but the refs just had to make it hurt more

@ngrosskurth 8 ай бұрын

I have to give you credit. I did not see Belichick throwing in the towel in Germany coming. Good one.

@edwinflores3265 8 ай бұрын

Besides how amazing this video was, I had to end up googling what Dumkompf means and by God did I laugh. Thanks for the content Tom!

@user-xp1pe4en4x 8 ай бұрын

As a Lions fan I have no problem saying we should win both games against Minnesota if not split the but I would be lying if I didn't say I wasn't a little bit nervous. Giving Dobbs credit good for him he's worked hard on all the teams he's been with to get to this point.

@Jcs57 8 ай бұрын

Has anyone done a body count on how many QB's Minnesota has run through the blue tent?

@xxxVideosaregoated 8 ай бұрын

@@Jcs57same amount as our rbs

@jayschafer1760 8 ай бұрын

@@xxxVideosaregoatedRunning backs, or ribs? 😅

@Bungalow339 8 ай бұрын

As a vikings fan do your thing lions I'd rather have u guys lead the division than the packers

@_Boobear_ 8 ай бұрын

@@Bungalow339as a packers fan I'd rather have the vikings win the division than the lions

@bloxinate8507 8 ай бұрын

Now that scream film scriptwriter made is something I’d have nightmares about 💀

@franohmsford7548 8 ай бұрын

The Return of Eli and Revenge of Belichick!

@kennethdelorey8842 8 ай бұрын

Boy, he sure got us Lion fans on pins and needles during the Chargers game. I don't think I've ever seen so many 4th down plays.

@nightbird2905 8 ай бұрын

It was crazy. On German TV they actually lost count of how many there were. By the end they basically just said "Yeah, another 4th down but it doesn't really matter in this game. Of course they go for it." 😄

@cstains5543 8 ай бұрын

This season with the Steelers I would not be shocked if they went on to somehow win the Super Bowl while never outgaining an opponent once. The insanity of Steelers football is real. First time ever 6-3 without outgaining a single team.

@karenhardie1132 8 ай бұрын

They just keep lucking out and winning. Can they play the chiefs or eagles soon.

@FreddieMercurysMercury 8 ай бұрын

@@karenhardie1132watch the Steelers bullshit a win against them to 💀

@karenhardie1132 8 ай бұрын

@@FreddieMercurysMercury Ha ha true. 🤣😂

@TheShinyFeraligatr 8 ай бұрын

First time ever winning record in general with that through eight games, probably still the same through nine.

@prim16 8 ай бұрын

"Well, I am most certainly Dummkopf" 😂

@MeekDaFreak69 8 ай бұрын

Imagine the stuff the script writer said actually happened irl😂😂😂

@aera12gaming46 8 ай бұрын

Even though the scriptwriter didn't show us but I just wanted to say thank you scriptwriter for the 49ers win Yesterday. I couldn't handle a 4th lose in a row.

@kybercrystal. 8 ай бұрын

As a Steelers fan this is so relatable

@brettf45 8 ай бұрын

This is the only consistent thing in my life. Besides the saints letting me down every sunday.

@Peter75C 8 ай бұрын

As a Titans fan, I can only commiserate.

@brettf45 8 ай бұрын

@Peter75C at least I am not alone, the company is welcomed lol.

@zwright83 8 ай бұрын

As a Patriots fan, this video is both hilarious but also reminds me of the pain of being a Patriots fan right now

@tangmcbang 8 ай бұрын

How many super bowls have you won? Please stop complaining it's like a rich guy complaining about his electric bill.

@chriscary9269 8 ай бұрын

Try being a Viking fan. It’s fun

@susanrodriquez3757 8 ай бұрын

You guys wreaked total havoc on the league for over 2 decades. It’s time to ante up and embrace the suck. Your time in purgatory is well deserved as karma for being so good for so long. Please no complaining from you as teams like the Jets, Bills, Vikings etc. are still waiting in line. Come back again after the next few decades and then you can complain. Crappy losing franchises have no sympathy for you. 😂

@susanrodriquez3757 8 ай бұрын

@@tangmcbangLol Exactly! As a 49ers fan I never complain even during some of the dark years we’ve had because I know I have it good in comparison to most fans. I can only imagine how annoying Pats fans have been recently as fans of other losing teams have suffered for decades and are rolling their eye balls.

@tangmcbang 8 ай бұрын

@@susanrodriquez3757 I know the pain Cleveland born and raised never had good years until now and our QB just quit. Same old Browns

@briano9397 8 ай бұрын

Seahawks fans, we must unite in our love of Geno again so the script writer takes favour for us

@dustinsmith9375 8 ай бұрын

As a strouds fan. We just started construction on a shrine for him.

@danielsimon4678 8 ай бұрын

Maaan, that stab at the Giants and Pats was savage. I'm pretty sure illegal even.

@rexblade504 8 ай бұрын

Patriots really should start Will Grier. He probably has the most upside out of any their QBs

@Seb_Kowalke 8 ай бұрын

As a German, I can confirm that "everything is awful" is indeed pronounced "Mac Jones" in German. Although we write it as "Mäck Djouns".

@user-ye6dy8nu3p 7 ай бұрын

"We score points?" As a Giants fan I can confirm this is true!

@timguccione2009 8 ай бұрын

That Madden joke is perfect! Both of them!👌🏻

@TheBoordumBroadcast 8 ай бұрын

As a Ravens fan, I can confirm this 💯

@kylekallies3381 8 ай бұрын

Can’t wait to see the day that a packers fan shows up to the script writers meeting

@turboshelby8322 8 ай бұрын

Bills and Broncos game would been epic if it had been on this show. A 12 men on the field while the Broncos missed a field goal with 13 seconds left was insane 😂

@milferdjones2573 8 ай бұрын

12 men on field after a time out. I expect to hear the guy on Bills coaching staff responsible for counting be fired today.

@marcowallraf6636 8 ай бұрын

Hey Tom, I'm German Packers fan and a have to say: Flawless pronunciation of "Dummkopf"! 😂Couldn't say it better myself. Amazing video! The "if the NFL was Scripted" Video are absolute best, besides your game analysis! Thank you!

@cipher4e 8 ай бұрын

"5 games that come down to fg" **insert spiderman meme** "actually it's 6"

@brendanshank2299 8 ай бұрын

There is no longer Texans only stroud as I went to that game in cincy I can confirm that is how I felt after watching what he did as an Ohio state fan I was happy but as a bengals fan gutted

@wisconsinhugs 8 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard during this entire vid!!!! Genius, Tom!!!! You rock!!! Ty!!! Hey Scriptwriter, keep the Dobbs storyline going!!!! Hey Tom, even you have to admit that Dobbs has you cheering for the Vikings!!!

@CooperPlaysandVlogs 8 ай бұрын

"Anyways, that was an excerpt from the screenplay that I had written, totally fictional."

@derekweber552 8 ай бұрын

You nailed the Steelers, man. Every week is just absolute insanity, and yet we somehow win. We’re like the Vikings last year, except we know we’re not that good 😂

@brendonbuffaloe8830 8 ай бұрын

It’s different than the Vikings. The Vikings had an insanely high-powered offense that people believed could beat any team. They would out-gain opponents and just win shootouts. It was like Lincoln Riley was the coach. The Steelers have made a deal with the devil that no matter how poorly they play they can still win. The Vikings were actually good last year, but people said all year that they were closer to a .500 team because their defense was horrible. The Steelers are 3 win team being willed to a .500 record

@Shxaun 8 ай бұрын

Thank you, script writer, for ending the 49ers’ 17-point curse…

@Johnnyboy000 8 ай бұрын

It's just so satisfying watching a person in a patriots jersey slowly descending into madness😂

@drittzz9245 8 ай бұрын

Bucs fan, dead on 😂 felt like that was the first time we've looked like the Bucs defensively in quite awhile. Felt like they were playing with passion and to win as opposed to the past few weeks when they were playing to just not lose. 9ers next week though 😅

@chief65tosspowertrap43 8 ай бұрын

Love how the script writer appreciated that he was appreciated by the Steelers

@hallowedjake 8 ай бұрын

The Chargers have GOT to start showing up to these meetings lol

@TheShinyFeraligatr 8 ай бұрын

"So how bad will this year be?" "Well, are you going to get that championship for Schottenheimer this year?" "...he's dead." "Well then, that decides that!"

@0bigfoot 8 ай бұрын

Note to self: never drink while watching Toms scriptwriter videos. Amazing video Sir

@HaydenU 8 ай бұрын

That comment the Cardinals fan made about Madden had me laughing hysterically. (But seriously, if EA screws up the new college football game next year, I swear to God...)

@greenmaillink 8 ай бұрын

@HaydenU If there's any company that I have my complete faith in screwing up, EA is there. And Blizzard. And Activision. And Ubisoft...

@kickemindafacestyleson6986 8 ай бұрын

I hate that Tom got rid of the Trevor Lawrence wig from last year…was quite possibly the funniest part, lmao..bring back those flowing locks, Tom!!!😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🥹🥹🥹

@CoolLatiasLatios 7 ай бұрын

Tom your script writing might make the Giants actually go into the playoffs😮😂

@dodballabab 8 ай бұрын

Those red white and blue helmets the Cowboys had on were pretty nice

@BY-in3gh 8 ай бұрын

I look forward to your videos every week, really enjoy them, and I'm a huge Giants fan!! Honestly this season all we have left is our sense of humor, so we might as well laugh when we can. Thanks!!

@andyauten628 8 ай бұрын

Let's GO LION'S !!!!

@matsDK03 8 ай бұрын

As a German I know exactly what you did at the end Tom😂😂 (love your vids btw)

@Epok97 8 ай бұрын

Dude is a whole firing squad. So many shots fired.

@jaydirt316 8 ай бұрын

Thank you script writer. You are a kind and generous person.

@RawwkinGrimmie64 8 ай бұрын

I sure hope we get an NFL game in Italy! Do you think KZfaq would demonetize Italian profanities?

@zagger999 8 ай бұрын

As a Ravens fan, I called this last week. Everyone was buying into us, and I was like, wait for the shoe to drop... We are better when everyone has use flying under the radar.

@penofficial_ 8 ай бұрын

Steelers was spot on, couldn't put it better myself.

@robertdeleon3258 8 ай бұрын

As a Steelers fan, man, I am loving this! Please keep up the good work, and I never thought I would actually like the script writer until I started watching this!

@seanmonahan413 7 ай бұрын

Giants have won 3 in a row since this video came out.

@matthewolson1684 8 ай бұрын

Horror movie. Matt Canada s offense. Mr. Grossi this is Gold.

@TWDub 8 ай бұрын

LOVED the dig at Madden NFL for the Cardinals going "undefeated" if a video game release is bad! Such a deserved dig. Awesome!

@vinspad3 8 ай бұрын

This is the best one of these yet. I thought you hit a high point with the Steelers but you kept trucking through. Great job!

@thenumberquelve158 8 ай бұрын

As an actual Raiders fan, our game had me on the edge of my seat for a long time. If you REALLY want to go to sleep, just watch Colts-Patriots. (Then again, the crowd serenading everyone with Country Roads might be a bit too rousing...)

@adamkieffer6827 8 ай бұрын

Hot take: The Josh Dobbs trade may be so good it might actually cleanse the Vikings of the stench of the Herschel Walker debacle.

@tobiasotter7108 8 ай бұрын

4:34 Thanks for that joke, Tom! Highly appreciated 😂 Greetings from Austria 🇦🇹

@Kevinjimtheone 8 ай бұрын

As a Patrots fan, this is my only joy. That and watching CJ Stroud balling out of his mind. At least Nick Caserio did a couple of things right.

@darylcarr8283 8 ай бұрын

That Mac Jones burn: talk about kicking a man while he's benched...

@SoulKingKurosaki 8 ай бұрын

My Patriots went to Germany but I was in Spain without the "s". Just pain. Least I got Tom to entertain me

@justinvanveenar2953 8 ай бұрын

The Tommy Devito Mom line was GENUIS 😂😂😂

@austinsmith7731 8 ай бұрын

"You've even got me agreeing with Giants fans!" I dont understand how you just GET IT but you always do

@barackobama9343 8 ай бұрын

"WE score points?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

@Eddieavina123 8 ай бұрын

Love your video Tom and keep up the great work

@pilotben97 8 ай бұрын

dummkopf - noun "a stupid person; a blockhead". I knew I wouldn't be disappointed looking that up.

@pushpak 8 ай бұрын

4:34 Hogan's Heroes still paying dividends. 😂

@DumbAndDumberMC 8 ай бұрын

The Panthe… I mean Luvu would like to remind Stroud who the “1” in our record came against

@Ghostmann2 8 ай бұрын

2:08 "There is no Dana, only Zuul"

@kosmosfan01 8 ай бұрын

That's what we get for trying to butter up the script writer Pats 😂 Can't wait to see what you come up with for us against the Giants. That's probably gonna be your best work yet.