Old man was a dentist. Filled me in that it was the brushing, not the goo that is really important. The goo just makes it more pleasant. Also, yes, he got those phone calls. "Would you recommend...?" and it is all in the way they word it. "Would you recommend to patients that they brush with over not brushing at all?" Well, yeah. "There you have it folks! 9/10 dentists recommend brushing with brand x!" Makes you wonder about the 1.

“Try some Horton brand *burn* water”

This guy is slowly turning me into a hipster.

What the host is trying to do 1 explain what the product is in a literal way 2 show how they market the thingy 3 tell us he is roger

"We can't afford that s***!". I'm dead.

My dentist once told me that, "tooth paste is like shark repellent. It doesn't really do anything, but it makes you feel better." Best dentist I ever had.

Fun fact; Listerine started out as floor cleaner. Then it was an antiseptic. And then mouthwash. The recipe has not changed in the better part of a century.

“Motherfucking Jesus goo” I was dying

I brush my teeth with sulfuric acid. My teeth are so clean they're invisible!

No one cuts the Roge off short

When he said “Hortons antiseptic burn water” I literally sprayed the drink out of my mouth.

It’s amazing how the simple use of the word “goo” can change your idea drastically instead of “paste”

how about if the government was honest ? now that's a good one

I guess Cracked missed the memo: Happy Birthday is public domain as of last year.

People who brush their teeth without wetting their toothbrushes.....are you ok ??

"The pain let's you know that no one knows whether it's working..."

As a Great Depression child my mother used baking soda to clean her teeth. She had perfect teeth.

How about 'If razor ads were honest'?

Here is another fact: the reality is the amount “needed” is the size of a pea, but ads always show the amount resembling a 🐛 .

Solid video, but who swallows their mouthwash? 🤮

You forgot to mention the part where only a "pea sized" portion of toothpaste is required to effectively deliver the required fluoride (not all municipalities have it in drinking water) when every toothpaste commercial ever shows at least 4x that much on the brush. The size of a toothpaste tube opening is actually federally regulated because of the ridiculously huge amounts of toothpaste that the companies tried to get people to believe was normal.

I am a dentist who is doing postgraduate study in Dentistry if you clean your teeth with toothbrush and water would give the same results of preventing caries like brushing with toothpaste

I love how in all of these videos he never actually calls the product by its actual name

But be honest, you don't want your breath to smell like trash?

Flavored Burn Water, lmfao

Roger is the best part of cracked

I've been binging these for the last few days. This is my favorite so far.

Uhmm, doesnt the teeth and mouth become acidic due to breakdown of starch in the mouth due to salivary amylase.. and the basic nature of the mouth goo (ph of 10) neutralises it? Thats what i learnt in pre med

pretty sure Listerine was originally FLOOR CLEANER.

"Mouthbone Sand" is a good name for a band.

I got an Oral-B commercial before watching this

The honest ads are my fav series from Cracked. They're hilarious!! 😂😂😂

"We can't afford that shit." lol, yeah happy birthday is copyrighted.

Seeing Cracked pop up in my feed is like seeing an ad for a Best Western. So modern yet so nostalgic

Oh my god. "Mouth bone sand" killed me. I was literally in tears. 😂😂😂

Roger has to do febreeze! It's the Most disgust product... covering up filth with a pleasant scent

Brushing your teeth definitely has benefits. It's more the brushing action breaking up plaques and trapped food than anything in the toothpaste itself. The toothpaste mostly just makes it not taste like nasty tooth buildup.

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The trick to getting the last little bit out is to cut the end off. And for the last two or three times you dip the toothbrush right in there. Take it from me I am turbo cheap.

What pisses me off most, is if you want just basic functional toothpaste without all the extra shit put into it, you have to pay like FIVE TIMES MORE. For the same product WITH LESS THINGS MIXED IN IT!! *HAARRUMPH!!*

Too bad that the copyright for the birthday song expired last year. So hum away.

My dentist said not to buy market toothpaste since it's just foam and scratches your teeth. Suggested buying from pharmacy proper paste

I used to get about three cavities a year. Then I started thoroughly brushing and flossing once before bed, and flossing and removing gunk from my teeth when eating messy food, and I can go a decade without a cavity now.

My absolute favourite! Please do a piece on the funeral industry. They prey on the guilt, grief, and shock of those who have lost a loved one. C'mon Roger, tell us the truth about it.

I just want to make a solid gold idol in his honour....and then advertise it so that people will buy mini versions of his likeness. I'll also cheat my customers by only gold-*plating* clay Roger figures instead of it being totally gold.

How to descend into madness 1st step : watch Vsauce 2nd step : watch honest ads

What I know is I was terrible about brushing my teeth when I was younger. Got a punch of cavities. As I got older I brushed and flossed my teeth regularly. No cavities. I think it is pretty obvious it works. Not sure why they imply it might not....

It's always a pleasure to wake up in the morning and get Rogered while still on the toilet

NO... "MEGA-SUDSY-SPARKLE-F*KING-JESUS TOOTHPASTE" ...DYING :D :D

I remember my cousin dentist that toothpaste is not as necessary as a good brushing technique unless you are having issues like sensitive tooth of stuff like that (even though you can fix it with dietary changes).

nooooo...not toothpaste! I already feel guilty drinking coffee

Actually Happy Birthday is public domain now.

My favorite mouth bone paste is the kind that numbs the sensitivity indicating a cavity. That way the opening of my digestive tract can rot in blissful ignorance while I binge on Netflix and meth ;)

This might be my favorite so far. So well written and performed. I'd love to see Horton on shaving cream/gel/soap...

“The pains lets you know that no one knows whether it’s working” 😂😂

I got a toothpaste ad before this vid

Fun fact: “Colgate” means “hang yourself” in Spanish

"If you're like me your mouth tastes almost turd-like" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂

You know, without brushing our teeth... I’ve seen the results. My own aunt doesn’t have a natural tooth left in her skull. She went without brushing her entire life and that’s what it got her.

if business was a person it would be Roger

as someone that didn't brush his teeth for like 20 years. let me tell you do it.

I got a literal Toothpaste Ad before and after the video. It seems you have done us well by telling us.

I’m sure dentists would prefer you use Crest than a fluoride free toothpaste

Oh Horton. You must have a trillion dollars.

If Rogers true identity were honest I kinda want to know more about this funny and charismatic man

If employment descriptions were honest: “Entry-level position”? That’s just double speak for low-paying. “Great for graduates.”? Same as above. “For those looking for a career change.” As a new person with zero knowledge you’ll essentially be an intern and if you’re lucky make more than minimum wage. “We promote from within.”? That means we hire across the street (rival companies) or our personal friends in the office who know nothing. “Many ways of being paid same day.”? That means it is a commission-only position. “We care about our employees.” That’s just filler to make our ad look like is has meaning. “We are involved in the community with many charities.” We pay you less so we can donate to the community, as a deductible making us more money, we get good public will, and find more idiots who will work for less, but have pride in their employer. And finally “Management works closely with you every step of the way.” Why that just means we are attempting to get maximum work out of you and when you’re positioned to earn more we find the next person willing to work for less.

I was on a dating site that incorporated “how many times a day do you brush your teeth in a day?” in their algorithm. It was genius and said A LOT about a person. You’d be surprised how many people answered “less than once a day” Gross.

This guy has got some good sketches, ive almost seen them all and i cant get enough.

My favorite toothpaste is Horton Brand Mouth Bone Goo.

I'd like it if he said in these types of videos, what a healthy alternative would be. Maybe at the end? I understand so many products are simply garbage for humans, but everyone needs to clean their mouth somehow, yes?

Pro Clinical Optic White Gum Detox works best, followed by a shot of vodka. Gargle before swallowing.

Anyone else secretly feeling kind of vindicated right now?

Haha Roger had my laughing at "Burn water"! That's exactly what it is!!

Just the opening alone is already made me laugh, of Rodger explaining why goes into toothpaste. Rodger is the advertisement guy we all wish we had, but doesn't exist outside of the real world. I just wish more people were honest like Rodger, even though he's an actor who plays that way.

Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack!

When it is almost gone, I just cut off the opening

If the scented Candle Industry was honest. I mean $24 for 22 oz of wax in a glass jar .... REALLY????

I love the honest ads. Sad that there haven’t been any new ones for a few years

These videos are my new favorite thing to watch after coming home from my awful 9/5 job at a grocery store

Why is the guy who brushed his teeth so attractive but only when crying out in pain

So true! A while ago I asked my mom who is a dental hygienist what kind of toothpaste is best, and she said it doesn't matter. You really ought to regularly brush and floss though. Even if you don't get cavities, I can tell by someone's gums when they don't have proper dental hygiene...

*OH BY THE WAY IM ROG-*

When it is at this 10%, I just cut off the end and get the rest out with my brush.

I just drink pure fluoride and snort a bump of silica in the morning.my tooth looks great

Roger needs his own show as well. He is to good for this two bit internet site.

This one isn’t that great. I’ll rather brush and floss knowing my mouth is clean than assume it’s all fluff. I’m sure the motion of the brush, alone, is a huge improvement to do nothing. Also, I tend to get tooth paste from dollar tree, so no real harm done taking the safe route on this one. Mouth wash is not needed, though. I agree.

Commercials should be avoided like the plaque. Emm. Plague. By definition they do not represent the truth.

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why should we buy things recommended by them? (👆This is only a joke, guys. Don't take it too seriously. Am truly sorry to any dentists reading this comment)

IF CRACKED WAS HONEST

Please bring this series back for 2021.

I thought Listerine was originally used as a floor cleaner.

Had a Colgate add just before the video played

What's the deal with Cracked's new war on dental hygiene?

i watched this while brushing me teeth. yum

This one goes too far, When I was a drunk I quit brushing and lost 4 teeth. Now I brush religiously with no problems

Yea, I'm still going to brush my teeth...with toothpaste.

How dare you! DON'T INTERUPT ROGER EVER AGAIN! The man is a world treasure! Show him the respect he deserves!

Even when they're completely unrelated, I always get a kick out of how transparent the preroll ads seem before watching these

If brushing my teeth is basically propaganda two what the hell am I supposed to do to keep my mouth from rotting inside out!?????

“Speaking of packaging, How do you like that goo-tube?” Hahahahahah😂😂