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@wetshredder496211 ай бұрын
Play outlast trials
@AWildYamYam11 ай бұрын
With gobby not knowing the difference between the fish and the music term bass, I can imagine her reading “We turned the bass up so high the building shook” and she is sitting there imagining a giant fish flopping around rapidly making the room shake for a solid 5 minutes and then realizing they meant the music term bass
@ragdude732311 ай бұрын
Gobby
@Cpt.Str4ng311 ай бұрын
This could get really funny if she hears the german pronounciation for the music term:D
@greenpotato479611 ай бұрын
The real kicker is that the way you pronounce bass (fish) is the exact way you say bass (instrument) in german, while the fish has a completely different name
@thesolersystemofgames84111 ай бұрын
Gobby
@thealrighty353411 ай бұрын
how would a fish even get into drugs
@edwardofengland299311 ай бұрын
I like how within two minutes, Ellis admits that he'd be ok with eating nothing but nutrient paste for the rest of his life, then calls Alex an unfeeling robot.
@Nyghtking11 ай бұрын
I can tolerate eating the same thing for a couple days, but there's no way I would be able to eat only nutri-paste every single day of my life.
@JayHog199211 ай бұрын
@@Nyghtking Flavor is important in one's life as well, so if you're going for nutrient paste, make sure flavor is accounted for several tubes.
@lordwarlockthangwrath866211 ай бұрын
I think subscribing to a good meal plan would solve the issue.
@francescoserio78111 ай бұрын
As an italian person, Jonk's spell at minute 6:40 is so majestic that my ears are bleeding
@derokdeathaxe698411 ай бұрын
yeah, the subscriber was saying hi and talking about the weather in May 11th
@BloodWolf22711 ай бұрын
@@derokdeathaxe6984 They should talk about the weather September 11th 2001
@tearenn304611 ай бұрын
No joke, I have yet to understand what the original message was supposed to be. I only understood that it was about a nice 20 degrees sunny day and then suddenly war
@StrikerSionis Жыл бұрын
Yay, my ps5 joke got in a video
@unownk224511 ай бұрын
That’s nice
@austinplatt11 ай бұрын
Great job mate.
@stephengalvinjrtrue11 ай бұрын
Congrats laddie!
@MrNobody-11 ай бұрын
@@austinplattyeeah m8
@danielpalvie664711 ай бұрын
I saw this comment and waited for it and ngl, pretty soild😂
@1nfinitune533 Жыл бұрын
Not even 30 seconds in and Ellis pulls a Jonk
@kayBeeDoesStuff11 ай бұрын
@@brandonb5395Ellos
@julciasilon643811 ай бұрын
In Poznań we have a restaurnat/bakery called "Gluten Tag" which is funny bcs in polish translation it would be called "Yes to Gluten" :D They have pretty tasty breakfasts
@jamesbernadette621611 ай бұрын
3:49 yeah ok, if Gabby and Jonk ever get a dog, I'm calling PETA... I think they'd appreciate two seasoned employees.
@forgenorman302511 ай бұрын
Daaaaamn lol
@domeen0gt89511 ай бұрын
I did not expect you to go in that direction, congrats to you my friend.
@mariscion212411 ай бұрын
PETA would put them down 😂
@angelkittygurl712211 ай бұрын
7:02 Gabby saying "Bees :D" was so freaking cute
@MintTheProtogen11 ай бұрын
Because Bees. :3
@radmanvito11 ай бұрын
at 7:00 when gabby said "bees :D" i internally cried from how cute it was
@danielodonnell36011 ай бұрын
I cannot believe Gabby hasn't made a 'Beez Nuts' joke yet. :D
@BloodWolf22711 ай бұрын
If she heard that she would probably agree
@auburnltl745211 ай бұрын
1:38 It wouldn’t be a WPE video without Jake blowing everyone up.
@andrewwilcke937811 ай бұрын
So true
@gaiusmarius420911 ай бұрын
you know, i dont think it was Jake cause his magazine is full before AND after the explosion... and the impact point seems to come lower and BEHIND his POV.
@ZackLansen8 ай бұрын
@@gaiusmarius4209you sound like Ellis
@owenedmonds73611 ай бұрын
That frying pan sound effect made me chuckle maniacally
@danzansandeev603311 ай бұрын
I’m like “how can you survive on just nutrient paste, it has no taste and texture, it’s bad” and then I think “oh they are from UK they are already used to it” XD
@prussiangamer Жыл бұрын
Good lord I remember entering the stream and Jake was speaking Italian I thought I was having a stroke
@camblycreeper799911 ай бұрын
You walked into the "il peggior premade di sempre" stream on the Italian dub channel
@goldenhate664911 ай бұрын
Speaking Italian is a stretch
@Joker93811 ай бұрын
I don't know about the you but it says that you made this comment 6 days ago.
@spk112111 ай бұрын
@@Joker938: Channel members get early access (Join button)
@camblycreeper799911 ай бұрын
They get to watch it Early, we just came in when it Publically released@@Joker938
@blackslime_540811 ай бұрын
2:40 from the moment Alex understand the weakness of his flesh, it discusted him
@KuramaKyubi911 ай бұрын
Jonk pronouncing "Germany" as "Jiminy" was pretty fucking great. 😂
@Sunglass_Man11 ай бұрын
I love how even though I’ll come home from school balling my eyes out from having a mental breakdown, I watch a single episode of WPE and I’m smiling and laughing. Love y’all’s content 👍
@TheDisquietingNight11 ай бұрын
0:48 is Jake actually says "Redacted" over there?😂
@jacoblansman814711 ай бұрын
There have been a fair few attempts to produce nutrient powders or pastes. Back in 2016, the best known attempt at this was Soylent, which had been started in 2013 by Rob Rhinehart. Rob Rhinehart was quoted as saying “I hypothesised that the body doesn’t need food itself, merely the chemicals and elements it contains.”
@Nekomancer198311 ай бұрын
Soylent Green took it a bit too far though.
@privatizitat81511 ай бұрын
How does one hypothesize scientific facts?
@katoutthecoffin878811 ай бұрын
And humanity would slowly loose its teeth...
@WyomingPronghorn11 ай бұрын
I will never give up pizza!
@jacoblansman814711 ай бұрын
@@WyomingPronghorn I have no intention of giving up pizza, pasta or chocolate
@kevinkarpovs759711 ай бұрын
A bakery in Germany would be gluten tag while a bakery in france would be jonk’s pain offering
@CathodeRayKobold11 ай бұрын
If I owned a french bakery in a hospital cafeteria I'd call it "Eau De Pain"
@burningruin66611 ай бұрын
3:05 he went full registeel
@MrFlame-zk5cy11 ай бұрын
6:49 🎶 he put a spell on yooooou so now subscribe 🎶
@kevinkorenke356911 ай бұрын
You had me with the German dad joke in the thumbnail.
@safebox3611 ай бұрын
As a software developer from the UK, I say "bay-tah" and rhyme it with "day-tah" because it sounds more professional. Despite the UK pronunciation being "bee-tah", the same as the Greek pronunciation.
@R41Ryan11 ай бұрын
What about beh-ta
@Horbiflorbin11 ай бұрын
Another WPE shenanigans compilation I swear I don't think I've ever NOT laughed at when I watched a video from you guys lol
@BloodWolf22711 ай бұрын
Same here, they are always funny
@ub-463011 ай бұрын
I like that with the lack of Cath their likeliness of getting cathed has been reduced by 65%.
@sushifox205811 ай бұрын
Siren island reminded of Gabby learning to sing in Sims😅
@Remoniq11 ай бұрын
Gluten tag is serious a genious name for a bakery in Germany. Great idea Gabby/Cath.
@masontrupe904711 ай бұрын
Being content to eat nutrient paste forever is somehow the most UK thing I’ve ever heard. RUUULE BRITANNIA. AND ALL HER BOILED FOODS 🇬🇧
@error4v0r4711 ай бұрын
Gluten Tag is such a good joke.
@brantontucker673411 ай бұрын
0:18 and he calls them incompetent lol
@kiravatheargonian11 ай бұрын
0:15 I did that in Warzone 2. I picked up an RPG, Turned around, shot the RPG, realized the NPC had a shield, fricken got downed, and then rage quitted 😂
@RicardoMeansKing11 ай бұрын
I love how one does a thing and everyone goes dumb goblin mode immediately
@derpsoldierp.m.c118311 ай бұрын
0:33 I can say with confidence this is what a migraine would sound like
@torakunoichi11 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard when nick found the frying pan and hit the chicken just the here chikka chikka chikka *clang* like it’s the kind of laugh where your an muscles feel like they’ve curled up and laughing is a silent spasm
@summerwatson379411 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVED Alex’s joke about the German bakery 😂😂😂😂
@leonardotheitaliangigachad802611 ай бұрын
After that butchering of my ears that was Jonk trying to speak Italian, I'll drink ethanol and light myself on fire Love y'all and your Vids, guys ❤❤❤
@BloodWolf22711 ай бұрын
The spell worked, my ears actually started bleeding :D
@michielq519111 ай бұрын
As an experienced migraine man thats basically what it sounds like
@Iamwar200011 ай бұрын
Only jake would "accidentally" shoot a robot dog with a 50 cal
@hexesayuri9010 ай бұрын
As a german, that bakery joke punched me out of my seat! I literally cackled like a hyena for a good minute 🤣🤣🤣 What a genius idea!
@arthuryork229311 ай бұрын
"Jonk's casting a spell"... There is a Pratchettian joke there somewhere, possibly.
@doublemdoublefun70811 ай бұрын
That italian readingv hurt my soul to a core level. Whatever Jonk tried to spell, can be sent to the butcher's shop cause it was completely slaughtered.
@alicetrentin754611 ай бұрын
Jonk's italian hurts me on a spiritual level
@Lilith-parker10 ай бұрын
"Wait this game has a Tutorial" is the most wpm thing ever 😂
@glitch16411 ай бұрын
Every gaming channel ever: "Wait this game has a tutorial?"
@silverscorpio2411 ай бұрын
"Did you just kill yourself?" "I pressed the wrong button." Ellis just pulled a Jonk.
@jamescarmody565311 ай бұрын
2:00 i think jonk has learned what Ellis must feel
@Cloak_N_Dagger11 ай бұрын
I watch these videos with my girlfriend, and she asked near the end of this one, after already watching fucktons of videos, "...Why is he Jonk?" And this could easily be understood as either an philosophical, maybe even existential question, or a more literal question. Although upon further discussion, she does in fact mean, "Why is he called Jonk?" rather than, "Why do Jonk do what Jonk do?" My best attempt at an answer is, "Because his name is Jake, and he's a little bit jonky." I would greatly appreciate an official answer to both the philosophical and literal end of this question. I'm sure the crowd can answer the literal, but I feel that only Jonk can say why Jonk do what Jonk do.
@SirPirckleton11 ай бұрын
He misspelled his own name Jonk, instead of Jake once and we've never let him live it down!
@sauldimas700911 ай бұрын
The sound of nick hitting a chicken with a frying pan is the best sound i have ever heard
@jungler-bungler11 ай бұрын
damn this was fun to watch on a thursday morning
@MrEgg938 ай бұрын
Nick donking that chicken on the head with the sound and then he turns around with a pan in one hand and a fucking chicken in the other, absolutely killed me 😂😂😂
@khoonkitlim596311 ай бұрын
4:04 DEEZ NUTS. 4:30 Best green energy ever of all time. 5:19 Kris Kross "Jump" playing in the background
@NerdburgChannel11 ай бұрын
Like my German barber, Herr Cutt
@WolfyFancyLads11 ай бұрын
I mean, to be fair to the eating one, I'm the same. Buying the food, preparing the food, cooking the food, letting it cool, eating it, and the bloody expulsion of it later, it's just such a pain. I genuinely would be fine never eating again if I could. Also, "slapping the bass" sounds like a euphemism for something dirty.
@jamesyoung1611 ай бұрын
jonk is casting a spell that just made me laugh so hard
@BloodWolf22711 ай бұрын
I think it has different effects on different people. For example, my ears started bleeding :)
@GenJeFT11 ай бұрын
Some people seek to split the atom, the WorstPremadeEver graduated to splitting chickens.
@azurebalmung45209 ай бұрын
Now I want WPE Merch that's just a shirt showing Jonk in Hogwarts robes, waving a wand and muttering bits of Italian
@akramgimmini816511 ай бұрын
Hmmm Wunderbar, now we can bake: 1. Weizenbrot oder Weißbrot 2. Weizenmischbrot 3. Roggenbrot 4. Roggenmischbrot 5. Vollkornbrot 6. Weizenvollkornbrot 7. Roggenvollkornbrot 8. Hafervollkornbrot oder Vollkornbrote mit anderen Getreidearten 9. Schrotbrot 10. Weizenschrotbrot 11. Roggenschrotbrot 12. Pumpernickel 13. Toastbrot 14. Knäckebrot 15. Mehrkornbrot, Dreikornbrot, Vierkornbrot usw. 16. Haferbrot, Reisbrot, Maisbrot, Hirsebrot, Buchweizenbrot, Gerstenbrot 17. Dinkelbrot, Triticalebrot And much more! Also dont forget to put butter before the Nutella!
@DemTacs11 ай бұрын
For the WPE-staff: If you're sitting on a horse and it's tired. You're riding a bike. Wonderful day to all of you goofballs. ^^
@samueltrusik325111 ай бұрын
Top-notch German humor.
@drinkfromthecup11 ай бұрын
"German humor is no laughing matter!" (c) ZF Clan
@adannunez48211 ай бұрын
*bonk* "whammo!" - Nick with a frying pan 🤣
@joaquinluque935 Жыл бұрын
Gabby say something Gabby: BEES! :D
@BloodyMobile11 ай бұрын
"Ladies first... Gabby, talk." - "Beeeeees :D" xD
@nanardeurlambda11 ай бұрын
7:22 "wow wow wow! Pipe Bomb. So cool. I wonder what happens if I -" *beep*
@danielevecchia11 ай бұрын
6:17 don't worry Jake, even italians can't speak Italian correctly 😬😬😬
@justinrolls952611 ай бұрын
1:03 As someone who currently owns chickens and has for the past 10-12 years, some days, that's accurate.
@barrywilkinson847011 ай бұрын
Jonk is the master of languages
@CooperGal2410 ай бұрын
XD WHY is the Frying Pan scene so damn funny!? Is it the sound of the pan hitting the chicken or the overall talk about using a frying pan to get chickens?
@henrikhyrup399511 ай бұрын
7:05 now THAT'S how you do content!
@hambourje11 ай бұрын
he hit the chicken so hard it had mitosis
@Manu-ct9uz11 ай бұрын
Yeah you don't catch a chicken with a frying pan you thaw a chicken with a frying pan.
@vonhollen3910 ай бұрын
2:18 is the most brittish conversation I've ever heard
@firezone877011 ай бұрын
6:17 as an italian i can confirm that was nowhere near understandable
@DarkJusn202011 ай бұрын
Call me a madman, but accidentally shooting a 50cal. In their dogs face sounds somehow just *so* John...
@Joker93811 ай бұрын
4:53 No Ellis. We don't say "Bay-ter" either.
@thesentricwing56389 ай бұрын
6:47 Jake is not casting a spell he just summoning a weird and dark ritual or smth...
@AceWolf45611 ай бұрын
I think if the world switched to only nutrient paste, I would just end my own life. Food is the rock keeping me grounded.
@TheLodjur11 ай бұрын
It's like watching one and a half gamer trying to teach his marginally interested, totally lost siblings how to play the game. 😂
@stevenblakeley445211 ай бұрын
"call me cute, I'll kill you in your sleep. call me cute" well that sums up yanderes in a nutshell
@steampunkfox493211 ай бұрын
To be fair most games will tell you the controls when they become relevant
@ninjaman000311 ай бұрын
Gabby: i want a dog! Also gabby: *baseball bat to dogs face* Jonk: shoots dog with a 50 cal Jonk: i dont think getting a dog is a good idez
@AspieMemoires11 ай бұрын
Tasting food is so much fun though 😢
@SubjectCarne11 ай бұрын
3:50 poor mingus..
@victoriaasenjo52411 ай бұрын
Jake reading Italian casting Spell of Bleeding Ears
@rakionyellowmind229311 ай бұрын
dont wanna be that guy but only one species of Jellyfish can technically live forever, the Turritopsis dohrnii.
@tylerhale583711 ай бұрын
Don't feel too bad about the 'unfeeling robot' thing Alex. I would love being able to just passively produce energy without eating ie having an energy source internally. I think it'd be nice to still be *able* to eat food, so you could still eat and taste the things you do enjoy, without having to worry about it being unhealthy. Plus, if you're just producing energy without eating, you wouldn't have to use the bathroom! Added bonus. Also I have *never* heard of beta said that way, it's gonna be a dayta/dahta debacle all over again and I'm not gonna remember which one I used to say by default anymore!
@divineautismo10 ай бұрын
Genius thumbnail pun.
@Liam-bq1qp11 ай бұрын
6:18 he hexed us with dyslexia
@rhysmay312311 ай бұрын
Jonk ,alex, and ellis are the 3 stooges and gabby and cath are abbit and costello
@sircharles180811 ай бұрын
1:13 NO! I heard enough about cloning in the stream today, please no more!
@villiamanimelover11 ай бұрын
4:30 OMG, I've seen this same layout on another game... but there was a master bedroom you had to walk across before the balcony but you can walk left on the balcony to another room in the mansion... but the game is... uh... *very unique*
@Cbyneorne11 ай бұрын
First thing I do on every single game I ever play is go into the settings, make sure everything is correct and proper (such as invert Y being on like a normal person), and then look at the keybinds.
@MorasWhispers11 ай бұрын
I don't know if this is on purpose, but Gabby is killing it/owning the Tiny Tina impression :P
@trenchcoatbandit11 ай бұрын
bros the literal embodiment of mouth going faster than the brain XD
@mathieubeaucage597611 ай бұрын
You clearly from the UK for thinking in such a way of food!😂
@garlicgoat25911 ай бұрын
If Jake ever talks italian like that again i'll rescind my citizenship and move
@donald610411 ай бұрын
Gobby can be brainless wholesome happy murderish or FULL SCOOTISH
@supanerdreviews405611 ай бұрын
Alex: steals jakes joke Probably Jake: fuck it where’s the chicken killing frying pan