If you could get a girlfriend with parent logic

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@lilietto1
@lilietto1 Ай бұрын
Her face when she said "a visibly hot girl" was gold lol
@MelonMemies
@MelonMemies Ай бұрын
*Melon*
@darkscythe3874
@darkscythe3874 Ай бұрын
@@MelonMemiesit’s a watermelooooone
@Robert-jv5cg
@Robert-jv5cg Ай бұрын
​@@darkscythe3874😂
@acelilumelody4445
@acelilumelody4445 Ай бұрын
Yeah my favourite bit 😂 especially as hes way better looking than she is
@mojojojoasdfg1183
@mojojojoasdfg1183 Ай бұрын
​@@acelilumelody4445 nah
@LorenzoNivellini-wz6wh
@LorenzoNivellini-wz6wh Ай бұрын
This is LITERALLY how my dad and grandma told me to get a GF. LMAO.
@peepeefrog_
@peepeefrog_ Ай бұрын
How did the dad get your mom? yikes
@andonir.6320
@andonir.6320 Ай бұрын
I guess life was simpler back then..
@arpan9937
@arpan9937 Ай бұрын
Oh no you didn't do that 😂😂
@anderstermansen130
@anderstermansen130 Ай бұрын
As if you just can walk up to a woman and talk to her, like shes a human😂
@cagtbd
@cagtbd Ай бұрын
​@@andonir.6320 to be fair, it was. Here in Mexico my grand father was nursed by my grandma and he requested to be married to her and that's it. Now you have to see if she's feminist and can take care of the household or has a job.
@DiyaDas-ng3be
@DiyaDas-ng3be 12 күн бұрын
"I have a 9 to 5 job" "Wow so you're very successful" "At McDonald's" 💀💀💀
@rlsoe-zn7uo
@rlsoe-zn7uo 7 күн бұрын
it is a good career when u work 9-5 at McD's with high salary.
@GKingBrandon
@GKingBrandon 6 күн бұрын
I have a 6 to 6 job
@BungZero
@BungZero 5 күн бұрын
@@GKingBrandon youre a slave
@navalprakash3727
@navalprakash3727 2 күн бұрын
I have 9 to 11 job​@@GKingBrandon
@Robloxman29743
@Robloxman29743 2 күн бұрын
IM THE 1K LIKE
@juangabrielsaizvarona332
@juangabrielsaizvarona332 Ай бұрын
"Not only is your persistence not creepy, but it shows how much you care about me".😂
@malickmeziani_FreePalestine
@malickmeziani_FreePalestine 7 күн бұрын
Said no girl ever in the history of mankind 😂
@superpro1thomas858
@superpro1thomas858 6 күн бұрын
@@malickmeziani_FreePalestine If ther's something I learned. It's that anything that has been said has been said before and resaid multiple times through history....Which is weird to think....Who was on the receiving end of such sarcasm ???
@malickmeziani_FreePalestine
@malickmeziani_FreePalestine 6 күн бұрын
@@superpro1thomas858 blud… what ?
@superpro1thomas858
@superpro1thomas858 6 күн бұрын
@@malickmeziani_FreePalestine I see my knowledge was lost on you. Its cool
@bildad_the_shuhite
@bildad_the_shuhite 5 күн бұрын
​@@superpro1thomas858wtf
@malekomairat6093
@malekomairat6093 Ай бұрын
These "parent logic" skits are spot on! 😂 Hilarious
@MelonMemies
@MelonMemies Ай бұрын
*Melon*
@adidaniel2975
@adidaniel2975 Ай бұрын
Melon Melon !!
@Tboi778
@Tboi778 Ай бұрын
🍉
@lisamenezies
@lisamenezies Ай бұрын
Fr
@FeminineLogos
@FeminineLogos Ай бұрын
Idk if this is satire and probably is but the guy is hotter than her, he just made him look weird like he’s 8/10, she’s 6,5/10
@mimimamoru1.052
@mimimamoru1.052 Ай бұрын
"I'm handsome" "You are?"💀
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace Ай бұрын
Aren't they both 8s?
@RotLordSilver
@RotLordSilver Ай бұрын
@@FlatOnHisFacenah they both 4s at best💀
@DM-nw5lu
@DM-nw5lu Ай бұрын
@@FlatOnHisFace She definitely puts far more effort into her appearance. His fit is... questionable at best. Their appearance besides that is a question of taste. I find her more attractive but that's probably because he's simply not my type.
@zBorderPatrol
@zBorderPatrol Ай бұрын
​@@DM-nw5luIf makeup didn't exist, things would be different.
@angelalberto4371
@angelalberto4371 Ай бұрын
@@zBorderPatrol Bro Knows
@kshietijdas5241
@kshietijdas5241 24 күн бұрын
"I do a 9 to 5 job" had me laughing 😂
@sabusiswandlela6964
@sabusiswandlela6964 15 күн бұрын
''And then the alarm goes off ⏰️ '' 💀.
@kennylay2849
@kennylay2849 Ай бұрын
Not willing to take no for an answer 💀
@MelonMemies
@MelonMemies Ай бұрын
*Melon*
@Fire_Jacket
@Fire_Jacket Ай бұрын
🔥
@HarryBolsak
@HarryBolsak Ай бұрын
Yeah some of the stories boomers have of waging a war of attrition on their crush until she finally caved and said yes are crazy in today's standards
@Planeet-Long
@Planeet-Long Ай бұрын
That Enron profile picture. 🪦
@___________0Z0X
@___________0Z0X Ай бұрын
@@HarryBolsak what stories? I need examples… for research purposes.
@cheesus7672
@cheesus7672 Ай бұрын
"And baby what am I supposedto say, I clear the dishes immediately."
@MelonMemies
@MelonMemies Ай бұрын
*Melon*
@evieblue959
@evieblue959 Ай бұрын
Now that’s attractive
@UnbreakingSOUL
@UnbreakingSOUL Ай бұрын
Is that AI?
@justsomenobody889
@justsomenobody889 Ай бұрын
I am the MOST attracted to guys that do normal chores without waiting until the health department is called on their house, or without acting like they deserve a gold star 👍
@grasstoucher139
@grasstoucher139 Ай бұрын
Now that's attractive
@UltmtDrivng
@UltmtDrivng 6 күн бұрын
I thought it was going to be a rise of kingdoms ad and he was going to say “you should go out with me because I have 30 million power”
@Anonymous-tw1qy
@Anonymous-tw1qy Ай бұрын
Mr Rizzler is taking notes on this one
@williamhartig9904
@williamhartig9904 Ай бұрын
I never take no for an answer. On an unrelated note I have several restraining orders against me.
@Ime_Prezime
@Ime_Prezime Ай бұрын
You mean rizzstraining orders, right? 😎👉👉
@bejnaduran4899
@bejnaduran4899 Ай бұрын
im literally shocked! u literally show people how much u care about them (with persistance that is not creepy) and ppl call the cops on you? you need to remove those toxic people from your life
@TheFlowerQueen
@TheFlowerQueen Ай бұрын
Your mom must be proud 😢
@Fodkdj
@Fodkdj Ай бұрын
@@bejnaduran4899no, they’re playing hard to get
@Dawgslings
@Dawgslings Ай бұрын
@@bejnaduran4899whoosh
@wabadabadabdab1045
@wabadabadabdab1045 Ай бұрын
"I learned that from the leading expert in modern dating, my mom" 😂😂😂
@hinoron6528
@hinoron6528 Ай бұрын
Mom's favourite line in the whole skit.
@royallunala976
@royallunala976 Ай бұрын
Bro pulled a yo mama joke on himself!
@alessandrakalini
@alessandrakalini Ай бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHA
@enigmaoftheechidna6279
@enigmaoftheechidna6279 Ай бұрын
Muscle man about to die for copyright
@lincolnmutibura2909
@lincolnmutibura2909 Ай бұрын
​@@enigmaoftheechidna6279fr
@ashwinsundar8888
@ashwinsundar8888 15 күн бұрын
Alarm goes off..... Oh my god that's a nice dream....please make it real 😂😂😂
@narasimhaniyer6990
@narasimhaniyer6990 12 күн бұрын
They're really both great actors.Loved this skit so much 😄
@Realeas
@Realeas Ай бұрын
"Highly successful too" All the minimum wage workers:👁️👄👁️
@worfsonofmogh1154
@worfsonofmogh1154 Ай бұрын
Me making $1 over minimum wage. I guess I'm just streets ahead of the comments section here.
@pent2
@pent2 Ай бұрын
​@@worfsonofmogh1154If she asks how much you make she's definitely streets behind.
@nomos_lol
@nomos_lol Ай бұрын
Remember he is making $200 thousand a year because he went straight to the CEO and asked for a job.
@Wassermelonenkatzeder8
@Wassermelonenkatzeder8 Ай бұрын
Nah minimum age💀
@lupusreginabeta3318
@lupusreginabeta3318 Ай бұрын
Nah bro didn’t say minimum age😬😅 Bro supports child labor👶
@LupoTosk96
@LupoTosk96 Ай бұрын
"Just be yourself" Mom you need to understand being myself is the primary cause for most of my problems 😂
@persona3rulez
@persona3rulez Ай бұрын
But seriously though. You're either yourself or you're changing. Can't try to be somebody else in dating.
@arnavparihar3137
@arnavparihar3137 Ай бұрын
Don't ever change yourself for others , change yourself from the past you . Have a good day
@RaptorFromWeegee
@RaptorFromWeegee Ай бұрын
They always told me, "Well son, faint heart never won fair lady". ...But neither did recklessly confident heart.
@persona3rulez
@persona3rulez Ай бұрын
@@RaptorFromWeegee naaaah, recklessly confident once get love indeed. They're either attractive, rich, too scary to say "no" or they're just not from US and don't have as much trouble speaking with strangers
@turnipsociety706
@turnipsociety706 26 күн бұрын
​@arnavparihar3137 being yourself literally means nothing. You cannot be another person, even if you are trying hard to
@shanmukhsrikar
@shanmukhsrikar 24 күн бұрын
Man this really looks like a commercial
@user-fo5gc8rf9k
@user-fo5gc8rf9k Ай бұрын
My midness has never stopped me from talking to girls out of my league, and most rejected me but 2 didnt, so it was worth it
@user-pn4dy7qv8y
@user-pn4dy7qv8y Ай бұрын
this hits like an ai generated script
@electricpaisy6045
@electricpaisy6045 Ай бұрын
Mayba moms where the inspiration for Ais
@davidw.
@davidw. Ай бұрын
Moms are probably the easiest demographic to train AI on. 😂
@24thMandark
@24thMandark Ай бұрын
Failed to understand instructions, now I've been pepper sprayed and I'm sitting in the back of a police cruiser.
@MN-zh2vd
@MN-zh2vd Ай бұрын
Did you stay 20 ft away like our guy in the skit? Pepper spray only goes 10 ish ft. Important detail. 😂
@rhabeldibabeldi6812
@rhabeldibabeldi6812 Ай бұрын
at least you still got your cellphone
@peteremmanuelkitsamba4867
@peteremmanuelkitsamba4867 Ай бұрын
@@MN-zh2vd 🤣🤣🤣how did I almost miss this comment?
@Icommentstuff2
@Icommentstuff2 Ай бұрын
better call Saul.
@ayouxy
@ayouxy Ай бұрын
Tell them your grandpa is a high ranking police officer (don't tell them he's retired) and they'll bring you back
@pauliwueke5418
@pauliwueke5418 3 күн бұрын
The amount of irony in dis short conversation is wild 😂😂😂
@editor8627
@editor8627 Ай бұрын
I prefer the tactic of 'I have 50 trillion power in rise of kingdoms'
@eddusii
@eddusii Ай бұрын
Oh that one work believe me I saw it on tv
@claudiarizzo571
@claudiarizzo571 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 underrated comment
@Truth_Exists
@Truth_Exists Ай бұрын
rookie numbers...
@SK8.Wizard.735HK
@SK8.Wizard.735HK Ай бұрын
Bro You are pro😂😂😂
@Yes-fuckyouyoutube
@Yes-fuckyouyoutube 29 күн бұрын
50 trillion power? I have 500 yestillion power in rise of kingdoms (I made yestillion up btw)
@kimichan5
@kimichan5 Ай бұрын
I love the 3rd grade school pictures pose when he said “I’m handsome” 😂 gold
@user-oi7hj4go5i
@user-oi7hj4go5i 21 күн бұрын
jackals always eat the best grapes.
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 9 күн бұрын
😊😊😅
@joejhoe2391
@joejhoe2391 4 күн бұрын
That's confidence meets sarcasm 😂
@SkMdAlfaj
@SkMdAlfaj 3 күн бұрын
The guy is literally an NPC 😆🤣
@Nolan_Rogers
@Nolan_Rogers Ай бұрын
Bro has the Han Solo fit
@MelonMemies
@MelonMemies Ай бұрын
*Melon*
@peachcobblers
@peachcobblers Ай бұрын
lmaoo
@kyonkyon9950
@kyonkyon9950 Ай бұрын
That's the difference between him and everyone who failed.
@SSJimikiPonnu
@SSJimikiPonnu Ай бұрын
Except he isn't close to Harrison Ford
@patrickarky116
@patrickarky116 Ай бұрын
Nah, with his game he'll be known as 'Hand Solo'!!!!!!!!!!!
@sebastianfritz3933
@sebastianfritz3933 Сағат бұрын
He's confident because he's dressed like Han Solo, lol.
@aries2203
@aries2203 3 күн бұрын
Bro been taking johnny steps 🗿
@debayanganguly1452
@debayanganguly1452 Ай бұрын
bro's not only content machine, but also a rizz machine
@7piecebucket
@7piecebucket Ай бұрын
Thanks, Mom! 😉
@gabrielleroux2333
@gabrielleroux2333 Ай бұрын
Whut ?
@7piecebucket
@7piecebucket Ай бұрын
@@gabrielleroux2333 "I learned that from the leading expert in modern dating, my mom." Admittedly, when I came back and reread my response, I was just as confused as you were.."What was I thinking? Oh, yeah."
@gabrielleroux2333
@gabrielleroux2333 Ай бұрын
@@7piecebucket well, I was replying to the original comment , not yours , but okay
@debayanganguly1452
@debayanganguly1452 Ай бұрын
@@gabrielleroux2333 i said that bro rizzes up girls so easily. thats why he is the rizz machine.
@joshuafair1793
@joshuafair1793 Ай бұрын
Ironically, saying “my mom told me to be brave and ask you out” would probably work on a lot of people
@hysteriasfire
@hysteriasfire Ай бұрын
At least for the first date 😂
@fabian-mihaistefan5369
@fabian-mihaistefan5369 Ай бұрын
I think it depends on the girl and how you say it but yeah it could be funny enough to strike a conversation
@DM-nw5lu
@DM-nw5lu Ай бұрын
Depends on how old you are..
@hysteriasfire
@hysteriasfire Ай бұрын
@@DM-nw5lu I mean kind of. The older you are the more funny you could make it. The younger you are the less likely someone would understand that it's a joke
@ronzloof
@ronzloof Ай бұрын
My mom passed away and if i was single i would have tried it just to see her reaction when she finds out 😂.
@amanwithnoname.-dl2os
@amanwithnoname.-dl2os 6 күн бұрын
I love how these conversations are like this when you look at them under a microscope lol.
@Shadowmonarch029
@Shadowmonarch029 2 күн бұрын
"The Most Handsome Young Man in thr World" ~My Grandmother 🗿🗿
@ktsalsa8223
@ktsalsa8223 Ай бұрын
Him: "I'm handsome" Her: "You are?" 😂
@Jeremias-999
@Jeremias-999 23 күн бұрын
She was like: - Well..if you actually believe in that ,ok them 😅
@Nick-nu1lp
@Nick-nu1lp 14 күн бұрын
She's basic also
@bellagillespie-cuesta31
@bellagillespie-cuesta31 Ай бұрын
I love the sarcasm in this. Even though it’s overdramatized it still works and is still very funny
@cedricdellafaille1361
@cedricdellafaille1361 Ай бұрын
its funny because its true! the famous quotes women say : just be yourself! actually you shouldnt be just yourself as a man, women try to pick the best for herself in the area and being yourself wont show the best of you its deceiving but if you dont do it, other men will. "im the most handsome men" in a way it is true that women would shittest you, but funny enough you can convince even if ur ugly that ur special as a man, you have this "aura" that is if you can hold it and not break as a man. eventually she will think there is something special about you. so in a way, yes self esteem is a thing persistance is creepy, but its womaneze for im not interested in you, to be fair many women tend to change their opinion on the stalker after a while because he is determined and woman want a safety and stable man and relationship, he is definately showing he wants you and it gives a sort of insurance to the woman for a stable relationship. "you are a mid guy, and im a hot girl" happens a lot, women ego's a bloated thinking they are hotter than they actually are. instagram and cheap SX with hot men that would date any girl but no relationship inflates their ego thinking they are as hot as the guy. its unfortunate that social media has put this toxicity into the society but it is what it is
@josip342
@josip342 Ай бұрын
Thank you for explaining how humor works
@trigcat3107
@trigcat3107 Ай бұрын
>it still works I hope you're a female because for men, it'd end up real bad, not just rejection but you'd be laughed at, get called cops on you. For females everything is easy because they don't pursue and ask any man out
@BigMack15
@BigMack15 Ай бұрын
Bros got the Han Solo fit on
@user-pm7jo3lw1x
@user-pm7jo3lw1x 3 күн бұрын
This feel like that weird conversation in English book
@bejnaduran4899
@bejnaduran4899 Ай бұрын
such a natural conversation that you would see in real life!
@NonoNana-et9we
@NonoNana-et9we Ай бұрын
Yeah I like it as a woman. To the point and realistic
@trigcat3107
@trigcat3107 Ай бұрын
​@@NonoNana-et9we You like it because its a youtube shorts, don't act like you'd appreciate such dudes irl
@NonoNana-et9we
@NonoNana-et9we Ай бұрын
@@trigcat3107 what? Oh my. I am a regular girl. And the video is the fact in reality lol 😅 i don't wanna be rude to my exes but 3 all my exes are below my leg but still I got cheated with 2 of them. And yeah character and loyalty is the important for a peace future in the house, all the matters is "he is trustable and responsible." done.
@s3c3r
@s3c3r Ай бұрын
“I’m the most handsome young man in the world” -Grandma
@ProteusNat
@ProteusNat 11 күн бұрын
Thought he’d say, ‘I learned it from Mr Shaboinky’ 😂
@JoshuaAfenyo
@JoshuaAfenyo 26 күн бұрын
The sarcasm when she said I totally see that now😂😂
@icebear4421
@icebear4421 Ай бұрын
Delulu is the solulu 🥰
@Nijeldagamer
@Nijeldagamer Ай бұрын
Maxim Brady
@thehumbler12
@thehumbler12 Ай бұрын
Indeed
@wastrelperv
@wastrelperv Ай бұрын
🤗🎉
@vinyashere4all
@vinyashere4all Ай бұрын
What?
@manas142
@manas142 Ай бұрын
damn
@ohmygodbecky6829
@ohmygodbecky6829 Ай бұрын
Ain’t no way mom taught you “don’t take no for an answer.”
@ThisIsKayce
@ThisIsKayce Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@painlesskun3959
@painlesskun3959 Ай бұрын
She has seen stuff 💀
@Smotezz
@Smotezz Ай бұрын
It's a saying not actually meaning It lol.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@michellefulbright5376
@michellefulbright5376 Ай бұрын
I had to listen twice to get it... Thanks Mom! So cute!
@Shadowboost
@Shadowboost 26 күн бұрын
Always inside
@dangthinh90
@dangthinh90 21 күн бұрын
Her sound of speaking “Yes” is music to my ears ❤️
@shazam8927
@shazam8927 7 күн бұрын
Why did i think this was another rise of kingdoms commercial in the beginning 😂
@lanciaratzinger
@lanciaratzinger Ай бұрын
"I'm handsome" got me 😂😂😂 Edit: also the "yeah" after is fucking funny 😂
@marcusplenty1153
@marcusplenty1153 Ай бұрын
It’s the the “you are?” After that that does it for me
@UzumakiGirl-fp9pz
@UzumakiGirl-fp9pz Ай бұрын
"im handsome" "you are?" 😂😂😂
@swurvling
@swurvling 25 күн бұрын
I love your videos! They are incredibly well selected, thought out, and most of all, funny as hell! Please don't stop making those ❤
@justinwhaley1288
@justinwhaley1288 Ай бұрын
The because I'm being myself part had me wheezing
@yourdad6236
@yourdad6236 Ай бұрын
I sent this to my friend and he linked it in his dating profile.
@___________0Z0X
@___________0Z0X Ай бұрын
He’s gonna get so many matches man!
@arpitapaul9527
@arpitapaul9527 Ай бұрын
​@___________6181 underrated comment 😂😂😂😂
@peepeefrog_
@peepeefrog_ Ай бұрын
@@DrsJacksonn Have you tried asking the father?
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace Ай бұрын
As this dude's friend, I can confirm: It's working.
@FringeWizard2
@FringeWizard2 Ай бұрын
There are no women on any dating sites. Women have zero need of dating apps.
@_Aurelian_
@_Aurelian_ Ай бұрын
Boomerisms have yet to let me down.
@darrellzazueta9081
@darrellzazueta9081 Ай бұрын
I say the same about genz and gen alpha 😂
@Spice1_
@Spice1_ Ай бұрын
😂
@MarkelMathurin
@MarkelMathurin Ай бұрын
​@@darrellzazueta9081stop hating young people
@bioout4155
@bioout4155 Ай бұрын
Don't bother asking Gen X or Millennials we are just fucked when it comes to dating lol 😂
@blaeckingceorl4161
@blaeckingceorl4161 Ай бұрын
"I'm just being myself" Love this part😅
@tahatafazoli5313
@tahatafazoli5313 Ай бұрын
Omg her face when she said "oh my god i totally see that now" is so disappointed lmfao
@hysteriasfire
@hysteriasfire Ай бұрын
Small thing i want to point out about the "being yourself" advice is its not meant to get you all the girls. Its meant to attract the girls and guys that would want to stay with you. It takes longer to find a partner, and it's not an active thing you do. Like you just hang out and be yourself in most situations, and someone, at some point will feel attracted to you
@user-jj2bi9ml6o
@user-jj2bi9ml6o Ай бұрын
True!
@nathanmorgan3647
@nathanmorgan3647 Ай бұрын
Yep. It has been 30 years. Definitely takes longer.
@violett874
@violett874 Ай бұрын
It's also not meant to be an excuse not to work on yourself. Not everyone has a 10/10 personality either.
@ktt4171
@ktt4171 Ай бұрын
​@@violett874 yep, It is aimed at: do not lie, do not pretend just to please, especially in important things and do not compromise your values. Continuing to improve and grow as people is something we should all do.
@hanayuuki790
@hanayuuki790 Ай бұрын
I was actually interested in the guy and his intros until he said he doesn't take no. 😂 I'd rather try to get to know the guy if he's being genuine really. That way, can quickly leave or stay from that 1 date alone.
@SpaceOddity4214
@SpaceOddity4214 Ай бұрын
How A.I. thinks dating is like.
@Amvedits22
@Amvedits22 Ай бұрын
Her face when she said "i totally see that now"😂
@victornwokedi6073
@victornwokedi6073 12 күн бұрын
"Hot girl" got me😂😂
@chriskalantzis7429
@chriskalantzis7429 Ай бұрын
Beyond jokes, this is what worked for me, most of the times. Pure confidence and a little weirdness too 😂
@theeclectic2919
@theeclectic2919 Ай бұрын
Grandfather here. Here's how to get a girlfriend.... talk to girls. Lots of them. IN PERSON! And then, after you've talked to them, talk to more of them. IN PERSON! Repeat.
@Epyxoid
@Epyxoid 27 күн бұрын
So simple, yet so difficult.
@theeclectic2919
@theeclectic2919 26 күн бұрын
@@Epyxoid That's true. But when you're talking to the little people (women) you have to consider the fact that your interaction with them ultimately has no meaning in the whole scheme of things on this planet. She's just a girl. She's not your boss, your mother, your sister, and probably not your future wife. Chatting her up is easier if you care less about the outcome.
@CasshernSinz1613
@CasshernSinz1613 24 күн бұрын
​@theeclectic2919 it's honestly very true. You'll also naturally come off more relaxed that way and will, ironically, be more attractive to girls when you are. Girls have a strange 6th sense about picking up small cues from guys. They can tell when a guy is faking it or anxious and it's usually a turn off. Girls like guys who are comfortable with themselves and secure (for the most part)
@PeterKnagge
@PeterKnagge 20 күн бұрын
Welcome to hook up culture pops, technology & toxic capitalism killed romance and turned it into the Brave New World...
@alexosow
@alexosow 19 күн бұрын
Thank you grandpa haha wish my relatives helped me with dating
@speedyrax4506
@speedyrax4506 13 күн бұрын
the power of suggestion
@Adidas8416
@Adidas8416 12 күн бұрын
Bro sounds like he's in Shark Tank😂
@devaughnsalter6264
@devaughnsalter6264 6 күн бұрын
And for 10%, I'm in.
@user-zn5vo8gv1o
@user-zn5vo8gv1o Ай бұрын
Why could I watch this for days on end and still laugh every time... 😂😂
@jasperwykeham6681
@jasperwykeham6681 Ай бұрын
Whenever he cassualy leans back I’m dying 💀💀💀
@absolutemalkavian4974
@absolutemalkavian4974 Ай бұрын
Nice jedi mind trick. Obi is wallowing in his grave as they speak😂😂😂
@MrZrzach
@MrZrzach 14 күн бұрын
I wanna see the failure version when all this logic is applied and it doesn’t go well 😂😂
@chriswalker9161
@chriswalker9161 Ай бұрын
What’s crazy is that it works I got my wife being myself and honest. We were both raised by our grandparents so maybe that’s why it worked😅😂
@jameswilkerson4412
@jameswilkerson4412 Ай бұрын
That’s how I got my wife!
@prosaic.7944
@prosaic.7944 Ай бұрын
This man is an awesome actor, 5 when he covers his abs, 8 when he doesn't
@MeAtLoVeRsXD
@MeAtLoVeRsXD Ай бұрын
lol “she certainly is” 🤣👌🏼
@Eggeggeggegg22837
@Eggeggeggegg22837 15 күн бұрын
This is the most npc talk ever
@toughbiblepassages9082
@toughbiblepassages9082 Ай бұрын
“because I’m just being myself” damn.. total mic drop
@Shhhh__LL
@Shhhh__LL Ай бұрын
Every parent in the world had game. They rizzed up your other parent and made you.
@AlphaMC
@AlphaMC Ай бұрын
But what about arranged marriages?
@flytyme
@flytyme Ай бұрын
What about alcohol?
@samuelmorse784
@samuelmorse784 Ай бұрын
Your logic is impeccable and unassailable!
@gabrielleroux2333
@gabrielleroux2333 Ай бұрын
What ?
@TimJSwan
@TimJSwan Ай бұрын
No. That just means at least half the parents had rizz. One rizzed up the other, sure, but that doesn't prove that the other also had rizz.
@OHoleraChiTeFreddyFazbear
@OHoleraChiTeFreddyFazbear Күн бұрын
"... sometimes, dreamers finally wake up.."
@nothosaur
@nothosaur Ай бұрын
Did I mention that my Elf Ranger just made 5th Level, has 63 hit points, and is adventuring in the retro Ravenloft module?
@oscargonzalez3599
@oscargonzalez3599 Ай бұрын
"How do you think that I exist?" "Oh! you are right! Good point"
@ahakasislam9373
@ahakasislam9373 Ай бұрын
Best advice to Speed running getting slapped
@24thMandark
@24thMandark Ай бұрын
No, just arrested and registered as a sex offender.
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace Ай бұрын
What a weird paradigm you must live in.
@OozGooz755
@OozGooz755 4 күн бұрын
Proof that our parents were never lying:
@TmmLunaGT
@TmmLunaGT 28 күн бұрын
Bro looks like Han Solo in that outfit 💀💀💀
@mahmoudsalaheddine8358
@mahmoudsalaheddine8358 21 күн бұрын
Thank goodness im not the only who saw a nerdy han solo
@Treboris1
@Treboris1 Ай бұрын
"Why don't girls see how handsome my mom says I am?" -unoriginal and stolen quote
@aleena2391
@aleena2391 Ай бұрын
You know what. I want a piece of that action. Stability, sincerity, honesty, and well reasoned logic. What more could a girl want.
@user-sm8wo3dj5z
@user-sm8wo3dj5z Ай бұрын
They are NEVER satisfied so dont bother...
@Executer-ru7zs
@Executer-ru7zs Ай бұрын
He program the girl like a software 😂😂😂
@thepugqwerty
@thepugqwerty 14 күн бұрын
Bros got the Han Solo fit
@1fearlesspredator399
@1fearlesspredator399 Ай бұрын
''did i mention that i have a 9 to 5 job?'' 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tacocat4252
@tacocat4252 Ай бұрын
I gotta say it really does work sometimes, just gotta be goofy and make them laugh from your charm. That’s how I scored my three weed smoking girlfriends
@andrewp.9942
@andrewp.9942 Ай бұрын
Dang, are you split 50/50 on rent and pot?
@thanosp.8140
@thanosp.8140 24 күн бұрын
The whole act sounds like an ad for an android game. 😂 Loved it.
@hemanmishra7730
@hemanmishra7730 26 күн бұрын
Bro got the NPC rizz
@koch.xyzt.
@koch.xyzt. Ай бұрын
This is actually true bro all you need is confidence. Ofc that its not going to work everytime but yea with confidence you can do almost everything
@user-ho6wi9xx2h
@user-ho6wi9xx2h Ай бұрын
COPIUM
@trigcat3107
@trigcat3107 Ай бұрын
Ask out girls 500 times, get rejected 490times.. Confidence gets shoved in yo arse
@Acesahn
@Acesahn Ай бұрын
You might be surprised what hard work, middling looks and a confident, responsible personality can get you. A lot of women find reliable men very attractive if they don't find them boring that is.
@JustinBWhyte
@JustinBWhyte 22 күн бұрын
​@@Acesahn😂😂😂
@thelouisfanclub
@thelouisfanclub Ай бұрын
This would work on me 😂 apart from the not taking no for an answer
@Tazaman310
@Tazaman310 22 күн бұрын
Get the vice president on the phone, I think we have a new PSA😂😂😂
@t6564
@t6564 Ай бұрын
Why is this so good
@lord.of.chocolate
@lord.of.chocolate Ай бұрын
If parental advice had ads
@AlexanderTheMiddle
@AlexanderTheMiddle Ай бұрын
It was the "I'm handsome" and then "yep" for me😭😭😭
@fabiocenteno2209
@fabiocenteno2209 Ай бұрын
Don't forget to close the deal with a firm handshake!
@IshamFigaro-fb4rr
@IshamFigaro-fb4rr 23 күн бұрын
Bro got that book rizz 💀
@jet9078
@jet9078 Ай бұрын
Gonna try this out on real life and let y'all know if it work.
@somab-b5054
@somab-b5054 Ай бұрын
How did it go?
@___________0Z0X
@___________0Z0X Ай бұрын
Replying so I get notified of your update.
@puissance
@puissance Ай бұрын
Awaiting the good news!
@EmirateOfHind
@EmirateOfHind Ай бұрын
please do
@pre-violetmelain2984
@pre-violetmelain2984 Ай бұрын
Are u in jail?
@laviniaasofiei9054
@laviniaasofiei9054 Ай бұрын
What could go wrong?! Endless possibilities... 😅
@glagzadas
@glagzadas Ай бұрын
excuse me miss 😍
@user-gz4uz9zo7f
@user-gz4uz9zo7f 25 күн бұрын
I really thought this was a rise of kingdom ad😂
@Rixeee
@Rixeee Ай бұрын
The "rizzler god"💀
@go_rogue_og
@go_rogue_og Ай бұрын
Some people still find a relationship and succeed with that logic 💀
@persona3rulez
@persona3rulez Ай бұрын
Coz it's how it should be in a free country. I mean, yeah, you would get rejected but it's not bad, it's just how it should be if you don't want to end up with somebody you're disgusted with
@candywolfie12
@candywolfie12 Ай бұрын
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