There he goes as usual, my man Breaking my foolish heart. I really dont know what to do about him Ive told my self Ive got to do without him There he goes as usual, my man. Tearing my heart apart. Hes made my life a mess Ive got to do this I guess Goodbye, Joe, from here I kiss you Goodbye, Joe, I hope I dont miss you [Pistol sound] If you had been on the square And had treated me fair And wed not had a tiff If you had not said I should go and jump right off The nearest cliff If you had stayed off the make And you never had taken To coming home stiff If I hand not smelled perfume With a nasty unfamiliar whiff IM GONNA MISS YOU BABY! THINGS COULDVE BEEN TERIFF! Ah, whats the diff If you had not had the cheek To stay out for a week Saying back in a jiff If you were not such a two-timing guy If you weren't If you hadn't If you didn't And you weren't And you hadn't And you didnt But you have And you were And you went And you did And so goodbye! If I had not seen you Take Geraldine on the lake In your flat-bottomed skiff If you were not out with Sue With your arms around her bare midriff If I had not seen you pen sexy letters To Gwen in your own Hieroglyph If you had not left me home When had two seats for South Pacif IM GONNA MISS YOU, BABY YOU WERE TOO DARN PROLIF Ah, what's the diff If you were not such a hound who When game was around Always picked at the sniff If you were not such a two-timing guy If you weren't If you hadn't If you didnt And you werent And you hadnt And you didnt But you were And you have And you went And you did AND SO, GOODBYE If when I asked where youd been You had not cliffed my chin With a beautiful biff Hey If I had not always found purple Lipstick on your handkerchief If you had not told me lies And then looked in my eyes With a smile beautif If when I caught you with Kate You had not said, Its of no signif! IM GONNA MISS YOU, BABY AND I COULD GET SPECIF! Ah, whats the diff! If The best years of my life Werent spent as your wife With no marriage certif If you were not such a two-timing guy If you weren't If you hadn't If you didn't If you weren't If you hadnt If you didnt But you had And then we coulda And you didn't Though you shoulda If you didn't If you weren't If you hadn't If you didn't But you were And you have And you went And you did And so Good bye See ya later, Joe.