”What do you mean I’m embarrassing you? I’m testing it out, I’m the one whose gonna have to sleep here.” 💀💀😂😭

I lost 2 of my guy friends there once and found them having a mock job interview in a home office

“Do they steal these colors from Blockbuster liquidation sale?” Centuries-old Flag of Sweden: am I a joke to you?

At Menard's this weekend and heard a husband say to his wife "I hope your desire for new throw rugs in the kitchen doesn't mean I will have to re-paint the kitchen to match them"

IKEA is great for relationships. Just not the ones you came in with.

1:09 "She found the candles. This' gonna be a tough haul." -My husband everytime we go to IKEA.

I play a game where I get pencils from every dispenser and see how many I can get into my girlfriends handbag without her noticing.

IKEA is a whole different world. Once you're in, time dilates, mind doesn't work, you feel like you are in an escape the room game with some random strangers who are suddenly now ally to find your loved ones and once in a while you meet an npc character aka IKEA employee who is of no use

The cart drifting pisses my wife off every single time. It's the best when the wheels screech a little.

The IKEA bags are absolutely great for firewood. Load them right to the top, even wet wood, they never break. Get one for each hand.

Went on a first date in ikea, we hid a bunch of pics of Danny devito around the exhibits.

When you go into Ikea during the day and come out it’s dark and you have no idea what time it is or how long you were inside.

Fastest way to make friends is with the pocket jerky.

"Probably pushing a cart full of stuff she doesn't need" - My husband Everything else - Me

And of course you can’t CALL your wife because all IKEA’s are bunkers devoid of reception.

... my dad, usually, when he goes to Ikea, he would study the furniture that we need, writes down the measurements and parts that are needed.... then goes home, buys materials needed and reconstructs the same thing that was on display at IKEA.... but it’s better.

When he told the best dad joke in the light section and no one heard, I felt that

“ 5 ft 3, gorgeous, prolly pushin a cart full of stuff she doesnt need”🤣🤣😂

“I get it from the warehouse? I don’t work here.” I say that every time I go there

"I'm stuck in a cheap Airbnb."

As a swede, I found it hilarious to watch you misspronounce all the names lmao

I'm gonna be honest I thought this was about a gay couple for the first half

"I'm a little prejudiced against the Sweeds... they shoulda just stuck with the fish." 😂 Oh heavens.

"Why's everything in Sweden?" lmao

I'm so incredibly, unbelievably excited to get married and slide around ikea making puns on a drifting shopping cart while eating meetballs. Literally this is what my life is leading up to and I cannot wait

“Did they steal these colors from a Blockbuster Liquidation Sale?” 😂🤣😅 Too funny!

I love how he’s not even trying to do the Wisconsin accent in this video… but it’s still there

Even though it’s annoying to us ladies sometimes, you know you’ve found a keeper if he comes into IKEA with you! 😂

"Hun," "Babe?" Now that is Wisconcinese! LOL!

You missed a great opportunity for “Ope, let me just squeeze right past ya”

In all honesty, IKEA is a great place to go on dates, especially if you're getting serious, it's a safe, climate controlled public place that can have privacy and immediately feels homey because it looks like homes. You can really get to know each other by your thoughts on the products and room set ups. Or just people watch. Also there's food

The greatest lesson I have ever leaned about patience and acceptance I learned at the IKEA store in Elizabeth NJ. It was 3 hours of her shopping for furniture she thought I should have in my apartment and me trying to be engaged and supportive.

"Dogs like it too" Brings up an image of a man with a purebred lab hunting dog who gets treated better than the man's wife lmao

Ikea food is lowkey better than most food places.

"they should have just stuck with the fish" took me a second, hilarious.

I discovered this channel 4 hours ago. Haven't laughed this hard in 2 years.

The bags are EXCELLENT for carrying firewood, Charlie!

They built a new one near my house so I went there and I literally couldn't find my way out when I decided I was ready to leave part way through the maze, I had to ask an associate how to escape. If there were ever a fire in an Ikea holy crap people would be screwed trying to find the exits.

First, I love the Packer hat. Bonus points just for that. Second, you can’t pay my husband enough to even enter an IKEA. The layout and the “mouse maze” gives him instant anxiety. He’s happy to just assemble anything I bring home.

“Aren’t these the same ones from the Double Tree?” 😂

I was almost 19 before I learned that IKEA’s main language is Swedish. I knew they used funny words and had books with a funny language on the shelves but I thought it was all fake. Fake words that they invented to be cool and fake text so no one would want to steal the books 😂 easily the dumbest thing I’ve ever believed. When I was 18 and went to university, I minored in German. German and Swedish aren’t mutually intelligible or anything but they are both Germanic languages and have more similarities than English and Swedish so when I went to IKEA with my dad after I finished my first year so I could buy furniture for my new apartment (the dorm came furnished) I suddenly realized I could read like 20% of the text and I could even see which words were nouns, verbs, pronouns, etc. I remember exclaiming “wait, this is a real language!!” And my dad looked at me like “how did I raise a moron for a daughter?” 😂 suddenly that joke Phoebe made on Friends made so much sense and suddenly I realized why some IKEA food was so strange (but delicious!)

0:23 "What do you mean I'm embarrasing you! I'm testing it, 'cause I'm the one whose gonna have to sleep here!"

„Is this a map or a timeline?“

"I don't wanna be prejudice against the Swedes.... but I might be a little prejudiced against the Swedes." 🤣

Used to work at IKEA, this is spot on!

LETS GET THIS MAD MAN TO 100k MY HUSBANDS

I’ve never been married, I’ve never seen the inside of an Ikea before. This was educational

I have been in an Ikea exactly once. It was like visiting a foreign country, I enjoyed it way more than I should have.

classic pocket jerky

Cuz I’m the one who’s gonna have to sleep here

1:29 yes, they actually are great for carrying firewood. We have several blue bags that we use to refill the in-house firewood ring.

I thought they were married this whole time. “Looking for my wife”- that was just a cute couple game they played...

"What'd, they steal these colors from a Blockbuster liquidation sale?" 😂

I never realised how beautiful it is that the names remain Swedish in every country

Total role reversal at my house. My husband goes by himself and comes home with candles and open stock dishes.

"Twine! For your convenience!" *steals 20ft of twine*

I've never been in IKEA. I'm thinking, now I kinda wanna go try the food there.

I always feel like I’m in a hostage situation when I go into IKEA because I never know how long it’ll take me to get out

“She found the candles, this is going to be a tough hole.” 🤣🤪

That’s a birdie for Charlie in the lighting section. I believe he is winning.

"wouldn't these be great for carrying firewood" We use them for that exact purpose, and they're pretty darn good.

I effing lost it at "I'm testing it, 'cuz I'm gonna hafta sleep here" and "Is this a map or a time-line?"!!! 🤣🤣🤣

“They should’ve just stuck with the fish”

Stinkin hilarious! I love the part when he reaches into Charlie's jacket for da jerky. I LOL'ed so loud and woke up da family..... Ope! 🙈🙊

YES!! Great collab fellas, can't wait for the next one!! 💗😽

My husband lived in Thailand for a year and drove 200 miles to an IKEA to have a hot dog.

“I shoulda waited in the car “. I don’t know how many times I’ve said that when I’m shopping with my ole lady..

YES!!! The collab I didn’t even know I needed!

I've lost days of my life at Ikea. This hits home so much.

Thank god for Charlie Berens - I so needed this tonight!!!

My 2 favorite comedians together!!👍🏼😊

"Dogs like it too." With the most straight face ever 🤣🤣

I love to scream it’s lit whenever I’m in a lighting section of any store, not just ikea.

This is one of the best collabs I've ever seen!!! Love it! Yay for comments being allowed!!

"This section is lit..." Quality dad joke right there!

"What do you mean I'm embarrassing you? I'm testing it? Cuz I'm the one who's gonna have to sleep here." On the Ikea couch.

my gf "accidently" stole one o those IKEA bags and I used it to haul firewood. relatable

These videos are so underrated I just don't understand. Thank you for doing a video with Bus Goodson this past week. Real funny stuff

I love all their videos. My favorite are him playing his wife, so funny.

"Is this a map or a timeline"

It's on my bucket list to fall asleep in an IKEA. 😂

Y’all are AWESOME!! Bless your hearts. Come South soon

“I’m testing it. Cause I’m the one that’s gonna have to sleep here.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

As a swedish person i found this So Hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂

"She found the candles..."😂😂😂😂

This is GOLDEN 😄 Freakin love the Dude Dad channel

Two of the best comedians in one video 😂😂

the tender romanticism of sharing jerkey with your best bud at ikea while waiting for your wife

Someone please edit this so there are no wives, they're just shopping at IKEA together.

On the couch: "Cause I'm the one that's going to have to sleep here." Also: "Probably pushing a cart full of stuff she doesn't need." YES! 🤣👍

The editing at the "do we really need a..." section of the video is some of the finest Ive seen. Always funny

1:28 - I literally use them for that.

Keep er movin!

These are literally so good omfg I can’t stop watching

I watched this (like alot of others) under the assumption that they were married to each other. And honestly that makes it WAY funnier, like these two dude bros who's also married trying to figure out how to decorate a house together when neither of them have a real sense of interior decorating. If you make a second episode, you should make it that tbh because that cpntext just adds SO much flavor to this skid

“Why is everything in Sweden?” 😂

You didn’t do the shopping cart spin! When you take the cart, do a 360 spin and grab it before it takes out other people. My wife hates it when I do that.

Excellent Humor. I fully understand. Many thanks Charlie!

this is the FIRST Charlie Berens I ever seen, a year ago now.. have seen them all.. I thought they were married to each other in this video lol.. keep er movin

i'm embarrassed to say, but the "this section is lit" joke got an involuntary laugh (at 2:22 in the morning) from me. i hope i didn't wake anybody up haha