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@lyricalvarez79196 күн бұрын
If you can’t read, you can’t get rejected.
@gunguginga96536 күн бұрын
NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥 YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (KZfaqR).....
@Goblinboyo1626 күн бұрын
Foolproof strategy tbh
@gunguginga96536 күн бұрын
NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥 YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (KZfaqR).....
@gunguginga96536 күн бұрын
NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥 YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (KZfaqR).....
@chinghamburger22006 күн бұрын
Look at all these bots jumping onto your comment man, they're getting so desperate because people are catching on that these are just bots. I wonder if people paid money for these bots to spam comments 😂😂
@WhyAreYouEvenOnHere6 күн бұрын
That isn’t a coworker. Those are three kids in a trenchcoat.
@BasedHyperborean6 күн бұрын
Five replies, none of them visible. Are people being based or something?
@B_is_for_Benrey6 күн бұрын
@@BasedHyperboreannope, probably all bots that have been reported
@princegobi59926 күн бұрын
@@BasedHyperboreanis that your calling card or something? The idea of things being “based”? Yikes
@vxxiii41606 күн бұрын
* gasp * Vincent Adultman
@MisterM4n6 күн бұрын
Straight out of The Boys comics
@dave-0006 күн бұрын
0:14 "Remember when I said I'd die ont that hill" - Bastard, 2024
@VixenOC6 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@MasonDean-wi9vw5 күн бұрын
@HappyJohnUTTP-oj8egshut up
@dadoka84005 күн бұрын
Bro was on a mission, love the dramatic entrance of bastard
@angiezepp53304 күн бұрын
@HappyJohnUTTP-oj8egbot
@alfiewarbuton56764 күн бұрын
@HappyJohnUTTP-oj8egShut up bro 😂
@professoryaffle3325 күн бұрын
That was painful; emotionally, grammatically and physically. And I still don't understand 80% of what they were trying to communicate.
@CelticFairyBox4 күн бұрын
Same, painful to try and read
@bubbles88716 күн бұрын
Bastard: "Remember when I said I'd die on that hill" Probably one of the funniest cryptic out of context messages I've ever seen
@Macephtopheles6 күн бұрын
Especially if it was followed with "I need an ambulance immediately."
@bradyward21776 күн бұрын
She 100% decided not to rescreenshot it bc of how funny that was
@lilfishnet92656 күн бұрын
He probably thinks the bee movie is garbage.. o
@MisterM4n6 күн бұрын
He really thought that would be a good one liner
@smdcentral6 күн бұрын
@@MisterM4n& he was right😭
@princegobi59926 күн бұрын
He’s 40 and this pressed over a 22 yr old not responding to him being an absolute creep. It’s pathetic as hell.
@tiagobelo49656 күн бұрын
The fact this man was an adult by the time the person he's after was born is majorly weird man, especially at such ages
@moonwhooper6 күн бұрын
No shit
@Malamesa6 күн бұрын
It's sad that it happens more often, how many times have I've seen boomers being big hotheads over small stuff.
@soez_strg61666 күн бұрын
regular military type npc
@HeartlessValiumWhore6 күн бұрын
And a 22 year old who bartends for fun, no less. He got scalped by the lowest hanging fruit imaginable.
@rrickyyortegaa5 күн бұрын
he’s the type to salute to his boss & say “SIR YES SIR!”
@rogue_lele61673 күн бұрын
lol
@Irontidepod3 күн бұрын
@@rogue_lele6167 sounds like a fucking wannabe marine. I doubt he is actually a marine (though the literacy is at the same level lmao) I don't know anyone that i served with that was in for longer than 2 years called themselves a Navy Vet while they were actively serving, whether reservist or active duty.
@ElGatito656Күн бұрын
@@Irontidepoduuuhhh… yeah alright.
@93sdks845 күн бұрын
3:30 there’s nothing better than someone calling someone else an idiot but using “your” instead of “you’re” 😭
@AwesometownUSA4 күн бұрын
he also mixes up there their & they’re several times haha
@93sdks842 күн бұрын
@@AwesometownUSA wow i didn’t even notice that but i’m also not surprised LMAO
@Adurite6 күн бұрын
How un-self aware do you have to be to say "You honestly creep me out" without realizing that you're the creep.
@Tiger100026 күн бұрын
My parents said if I hit 30k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging!!!😢😢
@Vai_Editzz6 күн бұрын
The bots 💀💀💀
@polysemy_6 күн бұрын
@@UTubeTrollbusterForce2024 how tf does my shit get removed and these retarded bots spam in all caps? it yt okay? bcs I'm clearly not the problem 😭
@francisthesadcat14066 күн бұрын
The bots really infested this one
@Vai_Editzz6 күн бұрын
@@francisthesadcat1406 yeah 💀💀
@renzuki58306 күн бұрын
"Are bartending for fun?" "You are bartending for fun?" "F U" is comedic gold. I mean you can't even feel insulted The only viable social response is cackling laughter.
@@niteach12Thanks, I’ve always wanted to pass peacefully to the great beyond the beyond!
@Nattbad5 күн бұрын
@@niteach12 Fine I won't translate. Thx for warning me
@Major_Beetus-ki9rw5 күн бұрын
@niteach12 I’m starting to question if you’re a flesh and blood human or a bot.
@notinregs5 күн бұрын
We don’t claim him as a Marine
@eranronen5735 күн бұрын
Unfortunately, Marines don't have a rep for being all that intelligent
@CASA-dy4vs5 күн бұрын
@@eranronen573bro cannot be talking
@goodmorningsundaymorning45335 күн бұрын
@@eranronen573 Ouch. Salty. You sound like a guy who could end up with his texts being read on this channel.
@Arthur-nd6dn5 күн бұрын
@@eranronen573 4/10 rage bait
@eranronen5735 күн бұрын
I said unfortunately , it's not a good thing
@MySOAP126 күн бұрын
The "no bitches" meme sold it haha
@kenny187ful6 күн бұрын
His illiteracy all makes sense when you find out he's a Marine, dude's on crayon withdrawals.
@cooliostarstache54746 күн бұрын
He definitely got discharged
@alphamineron6 күн бұрын
Why are you hating on Marines? That’s a hateful generalization Edit: I have been informed by various chads that this is indeed just military banter… 🫡
@killermeme46956 күн бұрын
Ate to many crayons
@Chiwiwiis6 күн бұрын
His illiterate makes when you out your Marine…. Dudes crayon drawer
@kenny187ful6 күн бұрын
@@alphamineron It's a joke, no one is "hating"
@FeebleLittleGoldcrest6 күн бұрын
"This is family! This is blood, sweat and tears!" It's bartending. Take a walk
@Manu302606 күн бұрын
I mean, if she really was doing as bad of a job as he is saying, I would be mad too. Don't get me wrong tho cause I do not believe a seemingly drunk guy
@panzer26816 күн бұрын
I'm actually like 90 percent certain his stepdad owns the restaurant and he feels like he's entitled to a slice of it or at least feels like a high ranking officer there. See no point in mentioning "Serving" his stepfather otherwise.
@janemiettinen51766 күн бұрын
Im a restaurant kid, grew up in the kitchen and behind bar. Its bit more than bartending, the working with family-part is pretty taxing, all problems are yours too etc. But it sounds like his mom & step-dad owns it, they’ve given him job out of goodness of their hearts, because he cant work anywhere else, he’s that type. So, your premise still works, I just thought I should extend this obscure behind the scenes-world a bit :)
@zhye55886 күн бұрын
This guy is a total weirdo but i agree with the bartending for fun part. Ive worked in restaurants and sometimes its hell. I dont want some lame ass coworker who is there for "fun".
@kingpingfhdf11176 күн бұрын
that was the funniest part
@rrickyyortegaa5 күн бұрын
“This is family!, This is blood!, Sweat and tears!” *I just pictured an American flag behind this guy when reading that* 😂😂
@theslapshine95956 күн бұрын
The part where he starts talking about sharing a video of the co-worker doing drugs to the VP of USAA had me DYING💀😂
@CeeTeeOfficially6 күн бұрын
"You are bartending for fun?" "Fuck you" 😂😂got me dying
@mysticalvibe70636 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@spedrun6 күн бұрын
@@CeeTeeOfficially do not reply. It only encourages them
@BIGWILLY50046 күн бұрын
@@CeeTeeOfficially Just report
@user-nb9zs5rx3d6 күн бұрын
reminded me of vaccine man from opm
@SDSypher6 күн бұрын
@@BIGWILLY5004 they aren’t gonna go anywhere if Charlie doesn’t stop buying bots 😂
@music0cool6 күн бұрын
"You have no bartending experience" Bro shes 22, she wasnt even legally allowed to be in a bar til last year...
@seguaye6 күн бұрын
im pretty sure you can barback at eighteen in most states, and a lot of states will allow you to serve alcohol at eighteen. my state actually lets you serve alcohol at seventeen, but it’s more a matter of whether a bar will hire an 18 year old
@JubbysDragons6 күн бұрын
@@seguaye ye my husband was a bartender when we were dating he was 18 19. You just can't drink. But even if you are of age, you're not supposed to drink on the job. So it doesn't matter what age is serving as long as they have a security system for the drunkards
@emma66486 күн бұрын
how are you allowed to get ur back blown out by a 50 year old men at 18 but cant drink a can of beer till 21? laws make no sense
@JubbysDragons6 күн бұрын
@@emma6648 hey hey it's up to you if you're sleeping with weird old men when you're barely legal. The alcohol laws of the country are usually based on culture. You can drink when you're 14 in a pub in Germany. 18 in other places. But 21 in America because boys were sent into the war when they were 18 and they didn't want them to be affected by alcohol at that point. They wanted healthiest young men. Did you know in America if you're 18 and you're married to someone over 21 you can still drink legally if you're with that person. And if you're a kid with your parental guardian
@Radbiker333576 күн бұрын
This comment just shows your age or introvertedness lol. You absolutely can bartend at 18 but mostly at 21. 21 is required for purchasing and drinking alcohol, not serving. Though It’s usually restaurants that allow underage servers to serve drinks, since no bar or club I’ve been to has had 21 and under. Maybe once.
@ghost.25276 күн бұрын
The best part was when John came in that genuinely made me cry like Johns one of the most well developed characters in fiction man
@dolphinpal78636 күн бұрын
This guy types like he's 3 kids in a trenchcoat all fighting for the phone to text this girl
@VixenOC6 күн бұрын
LMAOO
@fahrenheit21015 күн бұрын
literally just took the top comment and reworded it slightly...
@dolphinpal78635 күн бұрын
@@fahrenheit2101 I had this comment idea while I was watching the video, I'm still gonna post the comment even if someone else had the same idea
@ZedNull.6 күн бұрын
The "i served my stepfather well" for a 40 year old man to be thinking in the first place let alone typing out and hitting send, is the most self infantilizing insecure shit ive ever heard.
@KaaneDragonShinobi6 күн бұрын
something tells me his service to his stepfather was a little different than military service-
@aadil47506 күн бұрын
@@KaaneDragonShinobi”Come into my room son, it’s time for daily service.”
@davidbiagi29326 күн бұрын
My only guess is he was trying to say he is a good step father. Maybe she has kids and he’s trying to act like he would serve well as a step father. Thats the only thing I could possibly comprehend from it. It still doesn’t make any sense, just like everything else he said.. or tried to say. I just don’t understand how anyone can be this bad at trying to form words and sentences. I wonder if he went back and read everything he said, if it would make sense to him or if he was like “wtf was I even saying?” 🤣
Judging by how he talks about “serving his step-father” and how he talks about “our restaurant” and “family” and constantly mentions “him” or “he” with no context, I think his stepdad is actually the owner of the work place/ restaurant.
@SatansBro6 күн бұрын
which would be incredibly sad and pathetic considering he got fired in the end
@@niteach12 Finally, i will be free from all the pain and suffering
@Guerita725 күн бұрын
My take on this is that it's a family restaurant and his step-dad is the owner. That's why he's taking things so seriously, but also because he's an ex-marine and they're not always the most stable when they've endured trauma or other reasons. USAA is also insurance, so he's probably wanting to, like, somehow cover the restaurant from liability by proving this employee is under the influence.
@zakphillips9765 күн бұрын
Dude your commentary fits my daily internal dialogue. I absolutely love watching you go through and attempt to make sense of all this 😂
@moonlightuwu32526 күн бұрын
A wise man once said “I can read minds. Unfortunately, I’m illiterate”
@ViciousToaster6 күн бұрын
@@UTubeTrollbusterForce2024 bro what
@Mustylounge6 күн бұрын
Man I fucking hate bots, awesome comment tho
@user-hd4hc5dc4l6 күн бұрын
@@ViciousToaster its a bot lmao
@user-hd4hc5dc4l6 күн бұрын
@@ViciousToaster the bots get a little... kinky at this time of day
@TatankaTaylor6 күн бұрын
@@ViciousToasterReport that crap. Don't engage.
@HustJere6 күн бұрын
0:35 I'm sorry the "remember when I said I'd die on that hill" from a guy named Bastard with absolutely no context is just hilarious
@5LeafC6 күн бұрын
Thank god someone else noticed
@Riflery6 күн бұрын
I need the backstory
@eldritchbidoof6 күн бұрын
That's gonna be the next message thread that Charlie talks about lol
@daddymoistness91446 күн бұрын
@@5LeafCCharlie mentions this like 20 seconds in haha I think we all noticed it
@tiagobelo49656 күн бұрын
@@eldritchbidoofok but that one's just gonna be hilarious
@vincevd5 күн бұрын
What happens when you keep clicking the recommended words above the keyboard
@AgamemnonVsSocratesAandS5 күн бұрын
The only thing that sounds like something that started to happen was that the same thing happened to me
@sandrain12335 күн бұрын
these are my favorite type of videos from you please never stop
@Oboromaru6 күн бұрын
The delivery of "R u done harassing me?" Right after that long ass monologue made me burst out laughing so hard 😂😂
@roquecrafter6 күн бұрын
"No bitches?" Had me ROLLIN
@ibra80966 күн бұрын
I wonder if she did respond and then deleted it on her side for the screenshots later (you can with ios17)
@fanaticalspud3236 күн бұрын
@@ibra8096 seems to be the case, as creepy as the guy is, theres sections hes obviously responding to her but its missing
@willrunriot6 күн бұрын
@@ibra8096that was definitely my thought. Dudes a weirdo, but it’s obvious she deleted all her messages to make him seem more unhinged. She’s probably about as crazy as he is tbh.
@fahrenheit21015 күн бұрын
@@willrunriot Not a single chance in hell she's as crazy as he is, but yeah, she's obviously painting herself as more of a saint than she is.
@从6 күн бұрын
Amazing how many of these weirdos end up just having a full on conversation with themselves.
@businesszeus68646 күн бұрын
yup. few times i went on grindr i had a couple of these. don’t even need to text anyone first, they slide into your dms and invent a whole love story while you’re offline, and then get mad at you when you don’t reply. the lack of self-awareness is honestly depressing to witness.
@platinum-or3y6 күн бұрын
@@businesszeus6864this is happening to me rn. why do i have to be a femboy 😭😭
@CMepTb74266 күн бұрын
@@businesszeus6864 used to be my reddit DMs, full of homo guys commenting on my workout progress would be all sorts of weird, fucked up, and just straight up r@pe threats. Some people are just a whole different thing
@springtrapnibba6 күн бұрын
I can explain that probably, as someone who had no social interaction during high school I used to flat out argue with myself over topics like politics and get actually upset. My guess is these guys are so lonely it's they are able to argue with themselves over nothing.
@Kanetsugi6 күн бұрын
Lol I remember that other video where the guy asked if the girl was autistic and he ends up tweaking and she literally says “are you arguing with yourself? Does this conversation involve me??”🤣🤣
@intuitionexpress77534 күн бұрын
Never stop posting this style video I love them
@bitorange55495 күн бұрын
I read the title as "literal creep".... the irony is palpable
@deaconaligood6 күн бұрын
"you are, what, 22? and you act like you're fifteen" and you are, what, 40? and you act like you're six
@princegobi59926 күн бұрын
Imagine a guy being 40 and this desperate it’s insane
@crankfastle81386 күн бұрын
@@princegobi5992drugs and loneliness will make a sad man do sad things
@Kaiserboo18716 күн бұрын
@@crankfastle8138 It’s only gonna get worse. These unhinged texts are gonna get more and more common as Gen Z enters adulthood and start looking for life mates. The same generation in which a large percentage of them were raised almost exclusively by the Internet…
@RyuKyu.776 күн бұрын
@@crankfastle8138 nah, let's not blame weed for this, this is this guy's mindset, 100%
@goomba81706 күн бұрын
@@RyuKyu.77You hear “drugs and loneliness” and you’re assuming weed is what he’s talking about?
@daypsiequartz6 күн бұрын
My cousin sent one of my best friends a message from my phone telling him I liked him. I love the guy platonically, but a part of me is haunted knowing that "sorry, my cousin took my phone" will NEVER be believed, even though that's what happened
@Professorlicme86 күн бұрын
I DONT BELIEVE YOU
@ellielane23136 күн бұрын
I don’t believe you
@tiagobelo49656 күн бұрын
Call cus over to tell them. That or own it and keep that ball rolling
@TheDrummerdv6 күн бұрын
It's been years, you can accept yourself now
@VulcanM616 күн бұрын
Just accept fate
@dragonborne69275 күн бұрын
I've missed these creepy weirdo videos I started watching the channel with these and I think I'm addicted but I've run out so this was really awesome to get another one!
@MonkeyGng2 күн бұрын
Thank god my prayers have been answered because I was actually re binging this series
@Tyrone-7dsg6 күн бұрын
How can someone be 40 years old and still be Illiterate 💀
@heppelhopv26 күн бұрын
Polly a boomer
@antonjrgaborno6 күн бұрын
Please, report the bots. Thank you
@deaconaligood6 күн бұрын
he likely dropped out of kindergarten, and never returned to school wouldn't be surprised if goober can't figure out what two plus two is
@Oatea6 күн бұрын
@@antonjrgaborno its not bots. just lifeless children.
@falcongamer586 күн бұрын
@UncleGrandpaUTTP this kind of messaging is doing the exact opposite of what the bot creator wanted
@deftones87176 күн бұрын
14:42 “This was a loose cannon.” No Charlie, he’s a luce fly! Get it right!
@Lympthmode5 күн бұрын
Bots are late on it today. They fell off
@dareloewen04715 күн бұрын
11 hours and only one bot comment? deftones8717 fell off..
@deftones87175 күн бұрын
Wait…. What?
@shblade59846 күн бұрын
Charlie you didn't hear it but when you asked "who is Joe?" I've got you good
@nommnincsa4 күн бұрын
truly all elementary/middle school insults. "I know you are but what am I?"
@dylanagoblin92986 күн бұрын
Remember if you send crazy messages to a girl, she won’t be the only one reading it. It’ll be all her friends, and possibly Charlie at some point on his channel. Fr I know she was laughing about at least some of this, as scary as it can be, most women receive unhinged messages at some point in their life ESPECIALLY if you do online dating. All we can do is laugh at some of the lunacy :’) or we’ll just cry
@orokanamame6 күн бұрын
I'm a simple guy. I search for partners in my age group, no matter how horny, lonely or deprived I might be. I get a no/seen, I drop it. Really weird how many people manage to fail these two simple steps.
@SailorMoonLogic6 күн бұрын
@@orokanamameI think they take the rejection too personally. They really think their entire character is being assassinated because a stranger wasn’t immediately hooked on them. “I AM A GREAT GUY!!! ALLOW ME TO PROVE IT BY HARASSING YOU WHEN YOU STILL SAY NO I WILL LAUGH AND TALK ABOUT HOW UGLY YOU ARE BECAUSE I KNOW YOU’RE THINKING THAT ABOUT ME!!”
@LalaDepala_006 күн бұрын
@@SailorMoonLogic I also think that they actually believe that being mean to women will get them respect from women. The redpill ideology.
@shinobi43176 күн бұрын
I couldn't imagine speaking to co workers like this 😂😂😂 and then see them in person, bro id want to quit
@spiralsausage6 күн бұрын
@@orokanamame I think what's underlooked here is the existence of personality disorders. I'd bet that the majority of creeps featured on this channel have BPD. I've been harassed by a 'nice guy" diagnosed with bpd & Asperger's and the intense mood swings, obsession, fear of losing someone - it's all textbook stuff. The usually traumatic childhoods behind the behaviour of such people sadly contextualises a lot of this.
@MandoGrando53586 күн бұрын
His text messages were like decoding the zodiac killer’s letters
@tochukwuudu77636 күн бұрын
Fr bros in his 40s and can't carry a convo, yikes.
@orionbarnes17334 күн бұрын
imagine this is how we find him
@Brandon-cf4mg5 күн бұрын
Please do more of these Charlie. Thank you. You give me the best laughs
@goonmal6 күн бұрын
finally thank you for this been waiting for this type video again
@shawtygriller6 күн бұрын
Charlie is probably the only creator on KZfaq that alternates between reviewing terrible movies, playing games, and dating psychology in such an interesting manner
@gebbo2216 күн бұрын
My god, what are these replies
@TatankaTaylor6 күн бұрын
@@gebbo221Report them, you gibbon. Anyway, replying to OP: Charlie is who Mutahar wished that he was like.
@swiffty216 күн бұрын
@@UTubeTrollbusterForce2024 thats crazy
@SimplyCheryl6 күн бұрын
lol so true
@tobyinthebox6 күн бұрын
@@gebbo221 i reported them too bc HOLY SHIT very random hate speech and racism on a nice comment LoL
@JrLibra6 күн бұрын
i completely lost it at "i served my step father proud" LMAOOOOOO
This shits fake, charlie getting made up texts theres no way
@doomhuntress886gaming6 күн бұрын
@@daniellacomb917 He finds them on Twitter
@muse81555 күн бұрын
thats not what it said, the guy is stupid but charlie and yall changing what gets said and exaggerating everything is annoying af
@lvbjavier5 күн бұрын
i love these types of videos! please bring on more!!
@Nathan_Virica_Comedy5 күн бұрын
Contacting someone in the middle of the night, asking to hook up and then giving a proverbial thumbs-down when the answer is no. This guy's basically the real-life, less literate and more unhinged version of Roman in GTA IV.
@Jinnyfir6 күн бұрын
"in the Marines" Ah, the illiteracy makes sense now.
@bitsofgeek6 күн бұрын
I know some pretty smart Marines but goddamn this guy played the stereotype to a fuckin T.
@Smile4theKillCam4566 күн бұрын
Wow, I reely wish i cood reed this massage, I bet it:s funnie
@dangerxbadger23006 күн бұрын
@@bitsofgeekespecially the bit of making his 9 to 5 his entire personality 😂
@thepubknight61446 күн бұрын
I highly doubt he was a marine
@ninetailedfox5791216 күн бұрын
@@thepubknight6144Maybe his step dad was a marine biologist?
@Optimusprime9176 күн бұрын
He texts like he goes grocery shopping in the arts and crafts section
Haha these texting vids never get old, Charlie. This one did hurt my brain a little.
@King_Slayer.106 күн бұрын
Love these kind of videos
@valerievention6 күн бұрын
This reminds me of a guy I dealt with for the past couple of months. We started off as good friends but he wanted something more. I wasn’t attracted to him mainly personality wise because he was extremely rude and toxic to my other friends, so I eventually had to put my foot down and told him he was crossing the line…3 times. Last month he sent me 9 paragraphs complaining about how my friends were treating him and completely denied that he still had feelings for me, then he ended with “you need to start treating me better.” 30 minutes later he ended up saying he meant to send those texts to an old friend (even though he mentioned specifics related to me). I never responded and have continued to ignore him. Hoping I don’t run into him this coming fall semester, or that he doesn’t hunt me down 🤞
@hornetsilksong6 күн бұрын
Omg same. I had a friend who absolutely disrespected my boundaries after setting them like a hundred times when he couldn't put aside his feelings. His texts were lowkey emotionally manipulative and guilt trippy too. I had enough of it and ghosted. He kept trying to contact me on my other accounts I forgot to block him on like Insta and snapchat, and he even contacted through an intermediary friend of his. Creeped the tf out like holy shit bro you can't even respect the final boundary I set?? Why are some dudes like this??
Nah I knew a dude in his 20s who types the same, he cannot spell
@doombringer_69366 күн бұрын
Ahh my favorite type of video
@f.a.v17924 күн бұрын
I really love these text messages series!!!😊
@JujuGoogie6 күн бұрын
About the Luce fly, there is such a thing called a Louse fly? A parasitic blood sucking fly I believe and, no doubt from his other texts, he just couldn't spell something with more than 4 letters in it.
@roforce22114 күн бұрын
It could also be he tried to write "Lucifer"
@annetteleggett98543 күн бұрын
@@roforce2211 I think he meant “Lucifer” as well. Speech to text is a blessing, and a curse; especially if you don’t review the text before hitting ‘send’ 😂
@Lore1.02 күн бұрын
I think he meant "loose fly", but that still can't fix the amount of illiterate text messages he has sent.😂
@WhoTookQuwhuКүн бұрын
The fact that there's multiple different theories on what he possibly could have meant is funny asf
@AMarvelousLife15 сағат бұрын
You're all giving him the benefit of the doubt. I fully believe he actually meant "Luce Fly" - whatever the fuck that is
@pvtred6 күн бұрын
Stuff like this is why I love my alone time. Coworkers and old friends always ask me why I'm such a hermit - well after dealing with a couple of really weird and unhinged people you learn quickly how valuable alone time is. Especially if you have a limited amount of free time.
@giantclaw1386 күн бұрын
Going from feeling like you have to walk on eggshells all the time to being alone again was so relieving
@yurilopes4206 күн бұрын
amen, i dont got time for new people today because even my friends sometimes sound like unhinged, sociopathic fucking degenerates and i dont need more people in my life to be this
@zelorig88876 күн бұрын
fr. I have a manager who's a severe clout chaser who tries way too hard to fit in. She is honestly an embarrassment with how hard she put's in the effort to be liked and i don't get why people are like this. So much of a clout chaser that she tries to infiltrate the personal lives of my co-worker's, even myself. Like nah, your job is to manage, not be my friend. One of the many reasons as to why i prefer to work with no connections and to keep it that way. I can make friend whenever but the one place i never will would be work.
@man.inblack6 күн бұрын
If you can enjoy your own time you can be a better partner. Desperation is not sexy, and needing others to make your life complete usually reveals insecurity and immaturity. There are three people in a relationship. You, them and the Relationship. Each should be given respect and commitment equally
@johnsmith38596 күн бұрын
@@man.inblack ''needing others to make your life complete usually reveals insecurity and immaturity'' disagree everything else in life is pretty worthless.
@oZixn5 күн бұрын
Just when I thought it was over, it kept going.
@SelfDevouringSnake5 күн бұрын
7:05 Charlie namedrops Finnegans Wake. Charlie litbro era soon??
@abnushagnasty8056 күн бұрын
Reading this reminds me of that Billy Madison scene where the game show host said “everyone in this room is now dumber for listening to it. I award you no points. May God have mercy on your soul.” 😂
@williamshelton43186 күн бұрын
"T-t-t-today, Stepson!"
@gavriloking56376 күн бұрын
hahahahaha great line
@coreycann67516 күн бұрын
You get your ass your there and you find that f***ing dog… mid high football rules!!!!
@solidway6 күн бұрын
"At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought" 😂
@Scarecrow_5556 күн бұрын
This reminds me of that Simpson meme when Ralph fails English and says “Me fail English? That’s onpossible.”
@sergioventura25956 күн бұрын
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers
@Scarecrow_5556 күн бұрын
@@sergioventura2595 I’m learnding
@_c26 күн бұрын
@@sergioventura2595 "SKIMMMERR" - Super Nintendo Chalmers
@charliered4206 күн бұрын
"I like men now."
@yeoremuthare6776 күн бұрын
Prinskipple Skimster!
@SpadezyMex4 күн бұрын
This creep's texts are making me also illiterate. Bruh my brain hurts.
@sf25376 күн бұрын
Feed us more bud! We love this stuff
@从6 күн бұрын
I always feel so bad for the people that have to deal with these creeps.
6 күн бұрын
Same bbgirl 😘😘
@blinkerz46766 күн бұрын
ahhh, so you chose both the brainrot AND the generic empathy paths to get many updoots. But who am I to assume that the unnamed checkmark with two top comments posted in the past hour is like-farming
@Lucaz996 күн бұрын
@@blinkerz4676yeah 113k subs but only one video on their channel, clearly they bought an YT account with a few 100k subs and are making bot comments with botted likes to get the engagement going. Just report them. It’s probably phishing scam.
@JoeyCentral6 күн бұрын
I dont. Girls have life on easy mode.
@aephos-overwatch6 күн бұрын
@@blinkerz4676 5* comments lol this guy is speedrunning
@KyleMillllz6 күн бұрын
"Served my country and my stepfather well" 😂😂😂😂😭 why is that so funny to me 😭😭😭
I wish charlies videos like this never ended😂 get way to invested in where these npc’s are trying to go
@katyrebel184 күн бұрын
"Let me out it this way" had me cracking the fuck up😂😂
@VapingCatOfficial6 күн бұрын
And this is why as active duty Marines, we call them “Weekend Warriors” “Semper Sometimes”
@Neotheaterr6 күн бұрын
Thank you for your service!!
@briannakubiwood65956 күн бұрын
What's your favorite crayon color?
@munkustrap26 күн бұрын
Your service is appreciated more than you know.
@BloodInTheStrawberries6 күн бұрын
@@briannakubiwood6595 Red is the most scrumptious, obviously.
@iamthehype36846 күн бұрын
"Semper Sometimes" lmfao that's great. Thanks for your service. Also obligatory crayon joke.
@7.62x39office5 күн бұрын
they're perfect for eachother
@dizzaray255 күн бұрын
charlie having a stroke trying to read these messages is so funny to me
@kaitlynmorgan46136 күн бұрын
a 40 year old trying to get with a 22 year old is foul 💀💀
@TheLoneLander6 күн бұрын
Unfortunately it's not illegal but it's still freaky
@theresurrection336 күн бұрын
not at all😂, thats what Literally all men want. women are in their prime in their 20-30s and men will always be attracted to that. 😂cry later
@zh22666 күн бұрын
That's not foul. That's goals ⚽
@ScubaFanatic606 күн бұрын
I see what you did there 💀
@Arctic376 күн бұрын
You should go look at some studies done on what women seek in men lol Cause its literally the women in their 20s who actively seek out older men.. Plenty of studies have been done on this and the majority of women like significantly older men. So why exactly is it foul for an older man to try to get with a younger woman when thats literally what the majority of them seek? Makes no sense. Unless you just assume theyre all creeps. Which would be even more dumb considering thats the demographic women are looking for lol Id imagine most women are actively seeking men they find to be creeps..
@Deadpoolisreal6 күн бұрын
Did he read a article about how to pull women in "5 simple steps!" And when that failed, he just resorted to harassment?
@audiovisualcringe6 күн бұрын
bro thought he could “Engage physically” and skip “Demonstrate value”
@ninetailedfox5791216 күн бұрын
@@audiovisualcringeHe just thought it was the ENNIS system, he knew she wouldn't want the D.
@ninetailedfox5791216 күн бұрын
@@audiovisualcringe He went with the ENNIS system once he found she didn't want the D.
@Venialbartender6 күн бұрын
I'm starting to think that the victim is a guy . For some reason
@Deadpoolisreal6 күн бұрын
@@audiovisualcringe Bro thought she wouldn't say no because of "the implication" 😭
@ellaynalynch56504 күн бұрын
this is the funniest video i’ve seen in a while omg
@beluga23425 күн бұрын
truly the quality content i expect from a channel with 15 million subs. yall really do just be consuming SLOP
@Bellakeilberg5 күн бұрын
he Streams hours a day and uploads twice a day, This content is why he has 15 mil subs. People come here for a quick laugh, theres tons of other channels you can go to if you want some high budget hour long video posted once a month
@user-ir7hl6gt8d4 күн бұрын
We really do tbh. You know what channel deserves a solid 15 Milliom subs? FriendlyJordies.
@jesuschrist78336 күн бұрын
“I can read minds. Unfortunately I’m illiterate.” ~Mitch Hedberg
@terryzhu40286 күн бұрын
OMG JESUS
@joshfrith31406 күн бұрын
Damn Uncle Grandpa, you down bad
@anothercomposer71186 күн бұрын
The man himself acknowledges one of the most underrated comedians, may he rest in peace. And may you resurrect again Mr. Christ.
@cumasternikeepic52766 күн бұрын
@@joshfrith3140uncle grandpa hasn’t been same ever since they cancelled his show 🏴☠️🏴☠️
@telayajackson1.06 күн бұрын
I'm also dealing with this, but by someone else. He keeps contacting me after I ghosted him. The reason was because I told him straight up I don't feel the same way but he kept pressuring me to date him and then he gets disrespectful as retaliation. I told him I need to hang up, but he kept begging me to stay on the phone or he kept talking. I left the phone there while laughing as he thought I was crying. I blocked his number and saw he was still contacting me.
@gatoblanco57566 күн бұрын
Absolutely not!! Set a boundary and tell him straight up you’re interested and that you wouldn’t like him contacting you anymore!
@telayajackson1.06 күн бұрын
@gatoblanco5756 Unfortunately, I did that. He would contact me years later. I even hung out with him once by splitting bills to prove I don't see him that way, and hoping I would like him more. When he owed me money, he thought I was using him for money. He used all of his money for his game card when we agreed we were going to eat dinner, by splitting bills. For me, that's hanging out, not dating. He called it a friend date. The day was fun until that, then it no longer became fun.
@GigaAndy5 күн бұрын
Why not give him a chance? Are you judging him on his looks, personality and bank account without even having a date?
@Izziepookie4 күн бұрын
@@GigaAndyare u joking or..
@ftrftrftr4 күн бұрын
@@GigaAndyyou’re definitely a fat Reddit mod
@kadenthehuman5 күн бұрын
Omg I saw this one on Reddit! The dude just ends up talking to himself for the most of it
@skyphi6 күн бұрын
10:57 I don't think the problem is with him having pride in his work, I think it's just boomer energy of "you can't have fun at work" (which is so dumb btw 😆)
@XboxRAVEFN6 күн бұрын
😂
@mikadetroid34986 күн бұрын
love when the guys thinks that they’re being “cool” and it just falls on its face
@xaf9436 күн бұрын
NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥 YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (KZfaqR).....
@onecollective576 күн бұрын
Wtf did I just click on
@RosaParksWasWyt6 күн бұрын
@@onecollective57 based-ness
@cyberdemon65176 күн бұрын
@@xaf943hell naw they turned gohan into a youtube bot
@clara59246 күн бұрын
As a non native English speaker, reading his text made me question my English ability. and he is 40yo? chatting like a butthurt teenager. wth with that "served step father well" LMAO
@squizzixx88836 күн бұрын
Well done.
@moonlit_sky1276 күн бұрын
nah man calling him a teenager is too much of a compliment. he texts like he’s twice his age.
@dreamnull19645 күн бұрын
I hope Charlie never stops making these
@youzettasonsofdigits16396 күн бұрын
Are bartending FOR FUN?!?! (eyes twitching, popping out of their sockets, face turning red, and is about to explode) 😂 😂😂
@kenny187ful6 күн бұрын
Charles how dare uoj, you basic Lucie fly
@jaysven61536 күн бұрын
Got me laughing hard at 9AM, thank you
@ledrash60796 күн бұрын
Never seen projection so many times and clear as day.
@asiankneegrow31105 күн бұрын
Days when we don't have unsend or permanently delete message. Send something stupid then few minutes later say suppose to send someone else.
@Eco195 күн бұрын
“That doesn’t clear up the confusion with the statement”😂😂😂
@xheyimrose6 күн бұрын
I'm actually crying laughing at the way *you* read that one section of the text messages " Everyone...? " " _yeah_ " " Are bartending... *FOR FUN* ? " " You are *BARTENDING* for *FUN* !? " " *FHUCK YOUU* ! " xD
@peacemaster81176 күн бұрын
I'm a bartender and it's often a pretty fun job. I can't imagine actually taking it seriously, the pay is shit and there's very little room for career advancement. It's the ultimate "for fun" job.
@xheyimrose5 күн бұрын
@@peacemaster8117 yeah, he’s actually cringe for how’s he’s reacting to her. A huge *OOOF* moment