Little Ginger Girl brutally murders mailbox (2019) (Colourized)

"Dad?. . . . I think i hit your carrrrrr" "Yeah? Well it couldn't get any worse.. "

"It's not gonna get any worse...just keep going -sigh-" Me in the middle of the school year

Your Dad sounds like a good guy , I think he probably got so much fun/laughs from telling all his friends co-workers about you hitting his car than the cost of repairs was worth it.

"so you just wait till my FaThEr hEaRs AbOuT tHisSs!" my Potterhead heart I cant-

"I could Taylor Swift in peace and no one would judge me." I felt that

*closes phone* “My dad said NO” *background noise* OOOOOOOOHHHH

I still can’t imagine 16 year olds on the road in my country. We need to be at least 18 to just get a license.

It’s adorable how you add your parents into your videos. I don’t think I’ve seen another KZfaq Animator do that before.

Mailbox:*exists* Illymation:I'm bout to end this whole man's career

“My dAd sAiD nO!” *OOOOOOoooiIOoOoo*

"Rest In Peace Charlie May God Bless His Soul" *We're All Thinking The Same Right Now, Illy*

I'm so glad you told the home owner about the mailbox. One time when I was a kid some teen was going 50mph or more down our dirt road and destroyed our mailbox. We lost important bills (very early 2000s before everything was online) and the cop laughed in my moms face when she got upset the cop was going to let the kid go free without a ticket or promise to pay or anything

“I am simply a clown with a license” Added on to my list of favorite quotes

Thanks for making me feel better about naming my cars! And I also use my dad for everything car related to this day lol

The “My Dad said no” scene and the other Draco Malfoy references were hilarious. Thank your for videos they’re really helpful for teaching us about the world

"Yes father, Ill let them know *closes flip phone* "my dad said no. OhOHohHOOHohOHoHoHoHOHOHOHO

“I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag” 4:28

5:44 "this girl knows nothing about cars" Me about to explain the entire Cars lore: (btw i'm not a girl but i wanted to make this joke anyway lol)

5:22 *British accent* yes father

You say you don't know much about cars but you put down "kachow" as priceless and I think that's pretty spot on man.

“Daaaaaaaaad?” “Yeah?” “I think I hit your caaaaaaaaaar....” “......Yeah” “Should I go back?” “No.....it’s not gonna get any worse” Illys car: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*

6:16 I thought she was going to say “because this video is sponsored by dad.” 🤣🤣🤣

Ilyssa: Can you guys call me a taxi? Repair guy: You're out of range Ilyssa: How am I suppose to get to class then? Repair guy: You could phone a friend Ilyssa: *confused internal screaming*

"my dad said no" BEST LINE EVER Always use it. 100% works garuanteed

Guy: Maybe Phone a friend Me: HAH! Bold of you to presume i have friends :)

3:13 Love the draco line “You Just you wait till my FaThEr HeArS aBoUt this”

1:42 speaking of mailboxes, I actually remember my bus driver running over one of my neighbors mailboxes trying to turn out of my neighborhood. She was dropping one of the kids off at one of the higher houses before dropping me in the rest of the kids off at my neighborhood. I guess she just turned a little to much and caused the whole bus to run over the mailbox completely squishing it! A whole metal mailbox was squished! She ended up leaving her information and said that she'd pay for a new mailbox and that she was incredibly sorry.

“I WILL CALL A FRIEND” *calls Father* “My dad said no” Me: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dad: Ok good now a bit to the lef- illy: **turns car into an airplane**

1:51 pain and panic: *you mean if he finds out*

One time my friend got blood on the passenger seat The girls know what’s that about 😂😂😂

As a new driver, I can relate

I'm so glad you finally shaved your dad beard face!

Me: sees illy shaving her face Also me: *proceeds to watch vid* Me five seconds later: hol up

Your dad is definitely having a great time 10/10

“There’s a dad inside all of us” Well that explains why I make dad jokes all the time 😂

The intro is like Bobs Burgers, Bob letting Tina drive in the empty parking lot and hitting the one car that was there

Hol’ up, you did a awesome Draco Malfoy impression! Lol

The intro of this video never gets old the first 40 seconds r pure gold i always laugh at it 😂😂😂

2:18 Illy: Don’t text, While driving! My dad: *_”No, I think I will”_*

Haha I totally feel you on this as a new driver. Nice video bud!

"My father will hear about this" YO DRACO MALFOY QUOTED

Illy:aww man I have to ride by my self PlAy RoCK MUsiC!!!! 1:10

Dad: ok just move forward Me: WERE BREAKING FREE Edit : mustard and baloney much

It was a RED marshmallow on wheels that I named LiGhTnInG mCqUeEn *bouncing intenseifies* Edit: thanks for the likes!!

Thank you. Having a real shitty day and that first 50 seconds made me so happy. I haven’t laughed like that in months

4:58 a good way to call the bluff, is if it really is such a danger, they'll call the police, the police will let you leave with the car, but then immediately arrest you and fine you. so if they call the police, and the police vouches for the necessities of the repair, but says you're free to drive off with it if you so wish, if you still doubt it, get a tow truck to take it to a different mechanic, because you'll get fined if you drive it out

Illy: **hits car** Me, forgetting I have my headphones on max volume: *ear death* *yes*

“This car wasn’t a lemon” *cars 2 flashbacks*

Illy: Please dad forgive me Dad: _IT'S TIME FOR THE PUNISHMENT_

4:04 lol, as a fresh out of school mechanic (it's been 3 years since school, and I still haven't been able to land a good job in my field cause of my own personal issues, sadly, lol), I can definitely tell ya, car dealerships where you have to go for recall repairs loooove to give their customers the squeeze for all the repairs. Also, yeah, addin bogus extra work like new brake pads and a tranny flush, like that's not even stuff you need that often, especially the tranny flush cause transmissions really only need that every 50 thousand or so miles. Basically, get an oil change every three months if you don't have a long work commute, or track your milage and do it every 3,000 miles if you do drive a lot, and assuming you have an after 2010 car, you should be aware that your car prolly takes synthetic oil which burns cleaner in the engine that the heavier oil weights that older cars like my '91 Cadillac Deville use. And you wanna check your tire tread depth every year, general rule of thumb in my experience is to change those every 3 years and brake pads just once they start squeelin when you stop. So yeah, oil, tires, brakes, those are definitely important to keep up with on a schedule, all other things can pretty much be left alone until they completely break, or at least that's the cheap way of doin things when you're not gettin scammed by car dealerships.

“My father will hear about this” *oh my god it’s Draco*

"My dad said no" OOOOOOHHHHH that part killed me illy lol

“Hmm yes father, I’ll let them know. My dad said no.” Ilyssa: 2019

3:13- THANK YOU FOR BLESSING MY SOUL!!

Mailbox exists: Illymation: so you have chosen death

"Yes farther I'll let them know" -Illy

Accidentally hitting something while driving is actually one of my biggest fears when driving, it’s one of the reasons I take meds for my anxiety because it can get that bad at times.

man, i wish i had a dad like this

No one: Dollar shave club sponsorship: " *wE hAvE bUtT wIpEs* "

“ I in fact , do not know what is up “ I’m gonna steal this quote and will try to put it to good use

0:13 that "okay" was too cute!

I love it that she sead, "Dad, I think I hit your car...." Like she dint here the crass, her Dad looked dead inside LOL

3:08 illy: "I am simply a clown" *doesn't even have a clown suit on* me: is this a scam?

I've been binge watching illymation for the past 3 hours

I love how educational your content is.

just watched the period video and I gotta say, i love your parents' voices, they are so soothing, very parenty

“300 dollar mailbox” ... “EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FRICC FRACC??!!”

Ha! You can't drive to save your life! *USES SPEED BUMP AS RAMP*

2:07 is that a smiling French fry back there? 😂

Best dad ever he so supportive!! ❤❤

0:57 'My friend got blood on the car seat" Me: you mean a period?!!?

I have my license but I'm too afraid of driving on the road.

I found your channel yesterday and am now obsessed! love the animation!!!!

Animated ily: a complete savage irl ily: the nicest thing to ever exist

My dad told me once that you should get your driving license as soon as possible but to not buy a car as soon as you get your driving license, and said “the older the license, the cheaper the car”

5:24 my dad said no Y e s best line ever

1:21 SLAY

When she gets in the car and starts blasting her music as she fakes being sad about being alone, I felt that with my whole being.

ILLY HAS UPLOADED MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED 👁👄👁

"It visibly had no blood stains" :O oh no

That shaving ad spot was great! Well done!

I love this person so much. I've watched three videos and I'm obsessed. I literally just want to meet illymation in person because I feel like we would be friends.

"Theres a dad in all of us, but we're not the same dad!" Preach. Dad-to-dad solidarity. Solidaddy-ty.

3:13 I'm now in love with this channel...... HARRY *POTTAH* "Wait till my father hears about THIS!" Edit: *wow das a lotta likes*

The disappointment in the dads voice when illy hit his car 😭😭😭

My first vehicle (and my only vehicle) I got when I was 19. It is a 2013 Tao Tao evo, aka a small, not very powerful motorcycle scooter. I bought it for $700, being it’s third owner, and it had less than 400 miles on it. The first owner tipped it (fell while riding. The guy was fine from what I knew. The scoot scoot can’t even go very fast. I can’t take it on the highway because it’s so slow) and the fall scared the guy and he sold it. The second owner was very nice and had a few motorcycles. He had a hobby of restoring them. My scooter was a project he thought about for a couple years then decided that he didn’t want to store it anymore. And I got it!! Thanks to my mom finding it so soon after it was listed. Although I haven’t actually driven it hardly at all. I don’t have my motorcycle license so I take it for a short joyride for half a mile. And even though I grew up riding dirt bikes and my dad driving me on his monster of a motorcycle, I am so scared of driving this thing on the road. In part because the majority of motorcycle accidents are cause my automobile drivers. The other part being I’m afraid of stopping at a stop sign/red light, dropping the scooter, and not being able to pick it back up. I am not strong. But the falling thing is the biggest thing bothering me. Which is why I got a scooter in the first place instead of using my moms Kawasaki. Because the motorcycle is top heave and REAL heavy and the scooter is bottom heavy. Also my feet can’t reach the ground in the motorcycle. Thank you for reading my fear of big motorcycles

I just noticed her dads voice would be pretty good at asmr

“So you just wait till my father hears about this!” Draco malfoy with red hair is that you? Lol

Gotta say, I usually despise sponsors in videos and always skip them, but you really made yours funny! I even stayed till the end and watched the whole thing! ^^

I love the way how you do real your dad's face at the beginning he looks so defeated it's hilarious 😂

I'm sitting in drivers Ed while I am watching this 🤣

My dad hit a fire hydrant with _my_ car, Honoura. And...he'll still be furious should I ever hit a mailbox.

5:29: I don’t know if you really needed to show that meme but I really appreciate it 😂🤠

Draco malfoy is secretly a girl and a redhead confirmed. Edit: just realized that i am color blind

You: *hits car* Dad: 🤦🏻‍♂️ You: *rolls down window slowly* You: *dad I think I hit the car..* Dad: *yeah* You: *should I go back or keep going?* Dad: *it cant get any worse just keep going?* Your car: *skreeeeeet*

I love your stories and your drawings

1:35 That car horn censoring sound never fails to make me giggle 😂

4:11 is an example of mechanics repairing things that are fine and want you to pay extra money for nothing