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@Cate6893 3 ай бұрын
That guy is being held hostage
@dmacarthur5356 3 ай бұрын
He has a concussion
@pauloalmeida2294 3 ай бұрын
Yep!!!
@StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz 3 ай бұрын
I honestly could not tell if they were more normal than the "couple" after them. Not hyperbole. Not really, anyways.
@FullCircleTravis 3 ай бұрын
She is a succubus.
@TheBorderRyker 3 ай бұрын
He totally is. And possibly heavily sedated. 🤤
@gabrielboorom2683 3 ай бұрын
I used to be afraid to be alone. Looking at that guy, I am now happy to be alone. Every moment alone is a gift.
@GhosstRyder 3 ай бұрын
I rather be alone than with a mental patient.
@timothyhowson2775 2 ай бұрын
An old Buddhist saying. `Better to walk alone than to walk with fools`.
@nickmaclachlan5178 2 ай бұрын
You and me both buddy, the more I see of other people, the less I want to be around them!
@Dr.Jellyfingers 2 ай бұрын
You are all correct!
@MrLeadb1 3 ай бұрын
Russia appears to more sane than our broken society.
@m.m.4609 3 ай бұрын
appears? it is😂
@OffGridInvestor 3 ай бұрын
It is. General life there is more sane, but they only want to focus on their president
@chesshead 3 ай бұрын
The barista and her fella. Is he wondering how he ended up in a relationship with her? What did she put in his coffee? Do you need rescuing? Blink once for 'yes', blink twice for 'too late'.
@63mckenzie 3 ай бұрын
That guy with the crazy gf sounds like he's been drugged. Have the FBI been informed?
@Nomed38 3 ай бұрын
"They are on our radar"- FBI What the feds don't say is they supplied the drugs to the animated one and the calm (hostage).
@neilgillespie4498 3 ай бұрын
He’s a brainwashed zombie millions of em everywhere
@2012escapee1 3 ай бұрын
Aliens are demons. Sodom and Gommorah time.
@sarahmostacci1154 2 ай бұрын
Yes I agree. Too many people see the madness and yet reject the whole idea that that’s where we are. Watch and see how many people will be surprised that the mob will be coming soo soon.
@rcg1111 3 ай бұрын
How did Senorita Awesome lock that guy down? I thought it was 2 dudes on the thumbnail. He is a hostage, not a husband.
@marenjeworowski9859 3 ай бұрын
Maybe that is how a man looks like who's testerone's levels bottomed out 🤔
@GhosstRyder 3 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing. The wife is manlier than the husband.
@clarence4735 3 ай бұрын
The girl reminds me of olive oil from popeye
@nickr2663 3 ай бұрын
I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. I'm deadly serious, I don't know wtf is going on.
@m.m.4609 3 ай бұрын
you're not alone, m8.
@susanyeadon6657 3 ай бұрын
I too am floored by what I’m seeing. Before it was weed and the Beatles. Now it’s f ing downright horrific
@GhosstRyder 3 ай бұрын
I feel like I am in a never ending Nightmare! When will I wake up?
@m.m.4609 2 ай бұрын
@@GhosstRyder when you "die" a.k.a. wake up like it was the most grand dream ever. Learn the Hermetic teachings / The Kybalion, you will understand "life" and yourself and what you are.
@lilacscoffee9360 2 ай бұрын
@@m.m.4609Please read the Bible. We are in end times.
@Rajamak 3 ай бұрын
Im sure he was blinking morse code 😂
@nadogrl 2 ай бұрын
😂😂I typed the same, before I saw your comment.😂😂
@spacebaz00ka83 3 ай бұрын
I never imagined I'd live to see so much madness.
@darkwood777 3 ай бұрын
If you push over those black vinyl dudes, they'll never be able to get back up.
@andrewbreese3037 3 ай бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing 😂
@susanyeadon6657 3 ай бұрын
🤣
@GhosstRyder 3 ай бұрын
Just like cows. That would be FANTASTIC!🤣🤣🤣
@newhorizons1 3 ай бұрын
Whenever a TicTok video gets muted for the music copy right, i immediately hear Benny Hill 😂
@EP65 3 ай бұрын
Yakety Sax 👍✌
@ianmiles6813 3 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe anybody ate that burger
@AskQuestions1983 3 ай бұрын
Sometimes I feel like my head will explode 😑
@finolaomurchu8217 3 ай бұрын
People have to say no and vote no to all this sickness in society.☘️
@infiad1275 3 ай бұрын
It seems like sane people are in the minority right now.
@edie4321 3 ай бұрын
Vote no by not voting. Our votes never counted, it is just a measure to tell them how many are still falling for the illusion. All the world is a stage, leave the theater.
@m.m.4609 3 ай бұрын
The same people complaining here all have TikTok, shop from Temu, have IG/Twitch etc.😢
@edie4321 3 ай бұрын
@@m.m.4609,??? TikTok I've heard of and would never lend my mind t, the others??? Why bothered?
@christinepage181 3 ай бұрын
Unfortunately there is no one to vote for to get rid of all this sickness and stupidity in the world.
@garryholmes6631 3 ай бұрын
His T levels dropped lower then o'bidens ratings.
@jupitereye4322 3 ай бұрын
That is literally impossible. But his IQ did.
@darrenvail8726 3 ай бұрын
"Yah you know, just a couple a gimps". That is one of the rare times that I lol.
@barbaracaster5509 3 ай бұрын
I'm in the US and we don't like that freaky looking crap either!
@juddzimmermann328 3 ай бұрын
I'm glad Skeletor found a life partner.
@dmace81 3 ай бұрын
Which one is skeletor. The guy looks like a bonehead too.
@elemar5 3 ай бұрын
I thought he met her at the stables.
@m.m.4609 3 ай бұрын
this is what you get for drinking so much soy.
@jonwoodmass2849 3 ай бұрын
We're living in the world. Im beginning to think this is the hell they talk about
@murb2586 3 ай бұрын
The wife cooking that meal is a genius, arsenic would come up in an autopsy
@Joe_C. 3 ай бұрын
She definitely hates her husband
@m.m.4609 3 ай бұрын
@@Joe_C. She needs to go and forgive her mother. She has her jezebel spirit.
@Joe_C. 3 ай бұрын
@@m.m.4609, 😂... I think she's just trolling for viral views, honestly. The whole scene is too contrived, and WAY OVER-stupid
@anitachisnell8412 3 ай бұрын
Thank God there is a lot of sanity in my own life, because after watching this video if there wasn’t I would probably lose the will to live,lol. Some people are just plain nuts!😂
@beverlymccollum8861 3 ай бұрын
A n I t a You made me have a good laugh about the will to live.
@anitachisnell8412 3 ай бұрын
@@beverlymccollum8861 hi Beverly so happy to brighten a moment in your life, we have to laugh don’t we?There’s no way in this life that we can truly understand these TikTok nutters is there?
@m.m.4609 3 ай бұрын
oh its not "some" people my dear boomer😂
@anitachisnell8412 3 ай бұрын
@@m.m.4609 okay, I was trying to be optimistically positive! lol
@m.m.4609 3 ай бұрын
@@anitachisnell8412 Have a blessed day!🙏
@EP65 3 ай бұрын
That 'food' really hurt my stomach just looking at it. Frying bread? Soaking it all in oil? But thanks for showing this worldwide madness. 🤔✌
@moobutt 3 ай бұрын
Biggest crime of those steaks was the A1 sauce 🤮
@theghostofmaximumvolume3414 2 ай бұрын
A1 sauce tastes like ball sweat after a 2 hour workout.
@iloveschicken6527 3 ай бұрын
Gross! 🤮
@DigbyOdel-et3xx 3 ай бұрын
I Am Feminism, the destroyer of worlds.
@chele277 3 ай бұрын
That cant be real, a real bloke would've gone down the pub than sit there with the mad bint
@lavendersalad81 3 ай бұрын
Giving him some food with his oil
@crystalaowlan 3 ай бұрын
Yeah. How much food do you want on your oil? 😂 Me looking at that cooking 🤢🤮
@crystalaowlan 3 ай бұрын
She should get done for poisoning him, veg oil is worse than butter or lard, it seems to be creeping out about that now, n from studies looked at, it seems the population once again duped into believing their version of 🤑 science. Remember when margarine was touted oh so much healthier than butter.... Then after many people swapped and consumed it instead, it was found to be harmful, or it finally got out that it was actually worse for you. If it's highly processed, needs solvent/chemicals to extract the oils from the grains/seeds then it doesn't sound healthy...
@wideyxyz2271 3 ай бұрын
We like this, don't we, Roy. Yes dear, We always go there don't we Roy. Yes dear....I miss the fast show it was so prophetic!
@carlvernontalks 3 ай бұрын
😁
@shepherdgirl6290 3 ай бұрын
You make me smile... Thank you Carl....
@greysuit17 3 ай бұрын
Blink twice if you need help
@TheBorderRyker 3 ай бұрын
1:08 She scares the living crap out of me. I think he’s in a LOT of trouble!
@murb2586 3 ай бұрын
L.ook A.t M.e E.veryone
@sirbaronvoncount4147 3 ай бұрын
1:23 blink twice and we will send help
@stephaniesamra7960 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@gomergomez1984 3 ай бұрын
The look of depression in that guys face says it all.
@paddynelson3586 3 ай бұрын
I don't think the fries and chicken burger vid was staged. The paper plate was my clue. If that's the kitchen just imagine the bathroom.
@minners71 3 ай бұрын
"I wonder sometimes if these are staged" Really,you think?
@The_Blessed_Cowboy 3 ай бұрын
Fake it till ya make it
@jackiegeritz5345 2 ай бұрын
For sure. We are being trolled.
@timshartzer2827 3 ай бұрын
Does anyone else feel that little bit of throw-up in the back of your throat?
@ichitoburrito1359 3 ай бұрын
Steak girl forgot to show the part where the toaster breaks out into grease fire and her home burns down.
@nicolepinotti5487 3 ай бұрын
Oh please! Please!! The USA needs help!! Good grief!!🤦♀️
@lisamcdonald7125 3 ай бұрын
That couple was so cringe, that their picture should be in the dictionary next to "extreme cringe". 🤮🤮
@sonny2593 3 ай бұрын
Your dictionaries have pictures?
@lisamcdonald7125 3 ай бұрын
@@sonny2593 No but in the world we live in it wouldn't surprise me. I was using Sarcasm. 😁
@nadogrl 2 ай бұрын
Some dictionaries have had photos over the years…not sure about newer ones.
@Innertorium 3 ай бұрын
6:21 I’m homeless and even I eat healthier then that! (FYI homeless people have to eat what they are given)
@MrFes888 3 ай бұрын
What if Kamila Harris ,was really Hillary Clinton in a mask
@Ben61666 3 ай бұрын
Would explain the hot sauce in her purse 😂
@m.m.4609 3 ай бұрын
They created a chimera by mixing a horse DNA with hillary and Kamelface Harris came out.
@Zothiqueness 3 ай бұрын
Now I want a hello kitty kitchen, and yes I have daddy issues.
@Noonecares3203 3 ай бұрын
It’s a skit. They “act” these stupid pre-rehearsed skits for views. I swear people have nothing better to do.
@sharlesb7735 3 ай бұрын
Cooking the steak in the toaster reminded me of the woman who was fully washing her toaster in the sink, bat shit crazy!
@richardwebb9532 3 ай бұрын
...and this is the reason why aliens don't visit us.
@carolb5677 3 ай бұрын
That girl with the green top is a dancer/comedian. She is totally making fun of the people she sees. She’s hilarious!!
@Oakeshott-ko8ig 2 ай бұрын
What's her name?
@carolb5677 2 ай бұрын
@@Oakeshott-ko8ig Bianca Scaglione
@MrStr8den 2 ай бұрын
Her stage name is, "La Idiote," her real name is Mango Flange
@beverlymccollum8861 3 ай бұрын
Love you Carl Vernon. Your site is very entertaining and keeps us up with what's happening.
@SarahLee-rs7ks 3 ай бұрын
I liked how that guy said they first met in a tree. Haha, like what?!
@9Crow 3 ай бұрын
Imagine you have a Parrot that picks up the Kamala Laugh. You'd never hear the end of it.
@user-cr3vg9sw6b 3 ай бұрын
LOL Clown world
@dandlion7748 3 ай бұрын
What kind of coffee would you like...a flat white.
@Marochka 3 ай бұрын
We are now living in a show I like to call Twilight Park. Its a mix of Twilight zone and South Park. Having common sense these days is scary.
@mw9895 2 ай бұрын
Man walk’s into a coffee shop and says to the Barista “Why the long face??”
@timothykearns2232 3 ай бұрын
Must be San Francisco.
@didicoy72 3 ай бұрын
the first "gimp" looks like one of those Aye-aye lemur things
@firsteerr 3 ай бұрын
that guys eyes say " kill me please , for the love of god kill me , i was high and now im not ,help me PLEASE GOD !"
@myownmasterpiece8788 3 ай бұрын
It's not Gen Z, it's ZERO 👍👍👍
@johnnyutah9939 3 ай бұрын
Stop it , get some help .
@IzzyEatz 3 ай бұрын
Olive oil kidnaps coffee customer
@andree.b4723 3 ай бұрын
I think I will open a Mental hospital in my next business venture and Just call it a coffee shop... sing with me "we're in the money"!
@suspiciouswatermelon7639 3 ай бұрын
In all fairness, back in the 90's I remember lamenting that it took me more than an hour of working to afford a Subway sandwich, back when a footlong, a bag of chips, and a drink cost $6.00... and minimum wage was $4.75/hour.
@Joe_C. 3 ай бұрын
But you could have brought a pack of chicken breasts instead though... Actually two, not even on sale
@RobotronSage 3 ай бұрын
That's a load of total crap food was dirt cheap in the 90s
@steadynumber1 3 ай бұрын
Lady Penelooe, "I'm pink therefore I'm spam." 😂
@SimRacingVeteran 3 ай бұрын
6:06 that’s a dirty ass kitchen.
@Enjoymentboy 3 ай бұрын
that couple...egad she is hard to take. Such a drama queen. And he reminds be of justin trudeaus less exciting brother. Just based on what I saw here I couldn't be their friend, or even their neighbour. They'd have to move. Pretty sure I could make it happen too.
@griceltorres9919 2 ай бұрын
I remember when life was normal😔😔😔😔🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄the level of freaks has arrived…😱😱😱😱
@TheClacky100 3 ай бұрын
Carl, we do not live on a spinning ball. Once you innerstand this, everything changes.
@constantinosschinas4503 3 ай бұрын
Another girl, Aleksandra Sadowska, lost both her eyes from tattoos. The good thing is that they are now removable and she can change colour in a blink.
@GampyBamblor 3 ай бұрын
Millenials? Theyre too young, gen z again passing blame
@RobotronSage 3 ай бұрын
Yeah those were definitely zoomers
@candlemanFX 3 ай бұрын
Uh oh, radioactive tremor worms. BLLLOOOOORRHGGG
@jedishaw6771 3 ай бұрын
She has drugged him!!
@normansidey5258 2 ай бұрын
That first couple are the living embodiment of the brilliant, sadly deceased Caroline Ahearn in the Fast Show comedy sketch series.
@matthewblazer7932 3 ай бұрын
The poor fella is married to Popeye the sailors sister.
@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied 3 ай бұрын
There are many insane people in New York, every borough. It’s amazing. Lived there for 5 years.
@turbogrin 3 ай бұрын
Either he has really low T levels or she gives the best B Js ! LOL
@derekmay8679 3 ай бұрын
Blink twice if you're in danger 😂😂...Then you realise that they should both be in a more padded enclosed environment together...😂
@RaymondHickson-zb5nm 3 ай бұрын
You're a breath of sanity in a mad world Carl.
@WindyGardener 3 ай бұрын
Did you hear how Russia says the wolves around Cherynolbyl have developed anti cancer ability?
@donitaforrest9064 3 ай бұрын
High school used to include Home Economics. This appalling cooking demo is the result of cutting valuable courses and replacing them with sexual perversion and advanced deviance for minors.
@lorraineyanez4301 3 ай бұрын
So Cringey 😢. I have second-hand embarrassment.
@saraleasmith6457 3 ай бұрын
To the eye lady ARE YOU SURE 😎
@iamrocketray 3 ай бұрын
can you imagine how much a tattoo on the eyeball would hurt, even under anaesthetic i would scream!
@greendrummers 2 ай бұрын
Oh my god, the fried diner 🤮
@Anthony-qy5yw 3 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ
@ETHAN-EVY-1528 3 ай бұрын
ACTS 16:31 KJV.
@m.m.4609 3 ай бұрын
oh you need jesus more than ever in 2024😂 and I'm not even Christian
@plumairalbannach8492 3 ай бұрын
Definitely has some sort of deadly weapon pointed in his direction with threats of compliance given
@SlipDigby 3 ай бұрын
The film Misery springs to mind 😂
@Vicki-sq4jw 2 ай бұрын
Kamela doesn't have to worry too much about groceries, she lays her own eggs.
@jffry24 2 ай бұрын
This is one of them people who are very awkward and weird, and is acting to try and pass off as normal
@darlene5621 3 ай бұрын
She makes me think of olive oil that's had a stroke🤨 poor Popeye🙄
@Pelcurus 3 ай бұрын
That woman looks like Ed Grimley.
@FlinFarmer 3 ай бұрын
Brother sister seperated at birth. Kids with tall foreheads coming
@nickbutler7935 3 ай бұрын
It was nice of that guy to share his 'WTF' moment with us all, at least his coffee was hot.
@sarahhale-pearson533 3 ай бұрын
So, that woman is trying to kill her husband, that ‘meal’ is murder.
@marthastrayton 2 ай бұрын
Do not show “ slapped Ham”these vinyl creatures, he’ll have a whole story about them!!
@olijames7321 3 ай бұрын
They/them is the most gender neutral person I’ve ever seen!
@lawrenceeytcheson1317 3 ай бұрын
Bring back the insane asylums.
@lordveteran9126 3 ай бұрын
I like that the " cow " turns into " pig " ...and grows a bone...😂😂😂
@alchobum 3 ай бұрын
The costumed characters wandering the street looked pretty awesome in a dress up for Halloween way.
@TayWoode 3 ай бұрын
I’d like to think those two were a comedy skit, she looks Miss Meanie from woody woodpecker
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