The obvious takeaway here is that prismatic shard is the best relic and should be snap purchased whenever possible.

I think the lesson here is you spend the whole run increasing the genetic algorithm value to make it block for 2 in the end

Going through the trouble of setting up incense burner and accidentally blocking for 53 on the hyper beam turn anyway

Run doesn’t need an intro, already a god-tier meme run all the way through. Absolutely amazing run

“please don’t uninstall me... I use you graphics card to mine bit coin while you are away from your computer” - Jacques “Not the Imposter” Orblong

Honestly this might be one of my favorite Jorb runs I've watched The deck is a complete meme and that was absolutely hilarious But also the commentary, interactions, and other events going on just made it all really really fun to watch

I think the funniest takeaway is how little shard ended up contributing to late game. Found Deep Breath and Flash of Steel the normal ways (at memory cube and a store), and deck exhausts with 99% ironclad cards i.e. the normal way a flash of steel infinite works in ironclad. Incredible.

Ty Jorb for the wholesome toxicity!! It's like a sludge rainbow of sugar and caltrops.

upsides of prismatic? we become mini watcher. Downsides? we also become every other character that isnt watcher

Jorbs is in a mood. I'm not sure what mood, exactly, but it's certainly entertaining! 💙

Im crying Its three minutes in and this is one of the funniest runs ive seen

I have never seen so much Boot value in the heart fight.

Shout out to the Boot for making the infinite slightly faster to execute against the heart.

Easily my favorite run because of how fun this was to watch, hilarious exciting and new

Jorbs, ngl, this is your best video/stream to date

You could see Jorbs rapidly submit to the abyss as he continued to stare into the prismatic shard

"Fuck this. Tiny House Prismatic Shard, let's go" I need that on a t-shirt

I absolutely love it when Jorbs is in a terrific mood. This is super enjoyable.

You certainly know how to get our attention

Hyperventilating mathematician tattoos ascended bird to death.

Tiny House, Prismatic Shard AND a trans pride flag shirt? Incredible

KZfaq jorbs was especialy handsome in this video. I still feel as if I'm incapable of competing vs this level of handsomeness. When will my dilemma ever end.

I will, from now on, always buy prismatic shard whenever it is possible, as Jorbs said so

I snap pick Prismatic Shard every time I can afford it. Is it the best decision? No. Is it the most fun decision? abso-friggin-lutely .

No stupid intro, only moderatley stupid thumbnail, extremely fun run, more like this on KZfaq please!

This is one of the most entertaining runs I've watched in my life. Bravo and thank you.

Huh, the shirt fits the relic.

Runs like these captivate me. I never intend to watch a movie length KZfaq video, but here I am.

Now this is the run I've been waiting for!

This might be your best run so far, so entertaining

Jorbs looks more healthy and happy in this video than usual

I saw this run live, cant wait to watch it on repeat

I think my favorite part of this run is Jorbs apologizing to all the first-time StS viewers for playing a prismatic shard run lmao

You can mouse over stuff, me trying on youtube.. lols

jorbs getting a single body slam off of violence. what a time to be alive

Lesson learned = Jorbs yolo is my trying for 6 months.

47:30 very messed up that 2018 is officially more than 4 years ago now

missed the opportunity to turn this run into prismatic over explained run

it's ok for jorbs to have a little prismatic shard. as a treat.

the dance and kiss was really cute omg

It's amazing how the thinking ahead + genetic algorithm moment early in the run was not the best moment of the run

man I love me a Prismatic shard run.

So much for thinking this would be a short run. It was sweet nonetheless.

I liked the part where he took Orrery :]

This is a special run

Lessons learned. Talk to the Hand OP.

RainbowPls jorbsPls RainbowPls

in the awakened one fight, Body Slam could have been used to help decide which number nunchaku is on instead of making it wherever it ends up.

Honestly a brilliant run

Where can I download and install this JorbziBuddy? 🥺

Yeah i on a good watcher run bought a prismatic shard for the reason cause you did that in one of your videos and i gave me an anger and a focus down

I mean MrBeast gave 1500 subs, so that's in the realm of reasonableness

oh hecc yeah battle trance calculated gamble combo get that One with nothing

this was certainly a deck. GG.

I just noticed but unload make clash playable. I didn't think anything could make clash playable.

He just got to the heart and I’m so anxious it feels like my hearts gonna pop out of my chest jesus fuck can he do it? The A20 prismatic carry? I might have a heart attack before I find out

Was jorbs drunk for this run lol

LOL, I've never seen Kaitlyn before, but she is clearly the best

Jorbs seems to be on some heavy stuff.

So much THE BOOT damage!

S tier content

Hey Jorbs! Can I ask two favors? Could you share your seed? Also, could you share the alphanumeric word that this run gave you so I can play it?

Chat fucking EXPLODED after he picked prismatic shard KEKW

things die when you kill them, lessons learned

Jorbs any chance you might play Monster Train again with the new expansion?

Nice time out

when we getting the Among Us stream archives?

Jorbs, I really hope you put some among us on KZfaq. Game is blowing up and I'm addicted, I imagine I would really like to watch you play. Thanks for good content as always!

Ive been watching you for months and it just hit me that you look like young Gary Oldman

Remember when Philo stone gave enemies 2 strength?

If he keep body slam in the end, it would be so much quicker. Can't teach an old dog a new trick, I guess.

play of the jorbs.

i dont know the relics. can you mouse over or explain what they do? would make the video more accessible.

Tiny House + Prismatic Shard = Stardew Valley?

Shard OP

This one is prismatic

Opposite of bad is good. Since shit is made from food, then opposite of shit is food. So opposite of bad and shit is good food.

Heartbroken that he refused to play the infinite Wish Exhume for a few hours, with Courier and Prism Shard going into Act 4 shop. Somebody should replay the seed.

Would love to see some of your among us vids😍

In the end of the video should be an edit of Twitch Jorbs reading the wikipedia article about survivor bias

I see shard I click

No intro this time?

really disappointed you didn't take the mayhem for the full "random shit happens" run

Prismatic shard is op.

ended with 69 gold, nice

57:45

Dang should’ve played demon form

1:03 upgraded fiend fire instead of resting would have killed I think. It would help it would help in a lot of similar situations, as well

69 gold at the end. Nice

Wait, how many subs were actually gifted from the Anonymous person?

I'd love seeing some Among Us youtube videos

"I stream Slay the Spire all the time" - wow, what a brazen lie, Jorbs is clearly the imposter.

hey. i know you hate it when people tell you what to do but i just wanted to get your opinion on something from the end of the run. you chose to go infinite which when it is done it can kill any enemy/boss on the spot except for the heart because it has the damage recieving cap. i think retrospectively that the prismatic shard helped out a lot with getting the block required to survive the 4 turns of the heart fight, because i don't know of any card other than talk to the hand that can generate a good amount of block without sending itself to the draw pile and harming the infinite. what i am asking is this: if you were in a situation where the opportunity to go infinite presented itself and you chose to take it, and then you had the opportunity to also by prismatic shard afterwards, would you have gotten it in an attempt to fish for talk to the hand? or is there another solution to surviving the 4 turns of the heart fight? any constructive response would be much appreciated.

The fuck is this Jorbs?

if we assume that this video gets 10000 views and that people are watching the whole video at normal speed without skipping 10 additional minutes will take up over 150 hours of time collectively.

The title kinda spoils the run, too...

9:45 I disagree. I have a better ironclad win rate with an early prismatic shard than without. The comment about the existence of watcher buffing prismatic shard is spot on, and the ironclad card pool has a lot of synergy with the watcher card pool (which is important because your stores are still iron clad).

I don't understand why people get excited for Shard. I've literally never taken it and I'd consider it a curse if I had it. This game is complicated enough without quadrupling the card pool

this video is kinda SUS

Dear Jorbs, I emailed support at hotmail dot com. I received an email back from microsoft saying it was not a direct mail address or something, and that my appreciation for hotmail back in the late 90s, and my appreciation for their son's creations, were perhaps not received by them. I am saddened. --me