5:02 i love how out of all those ducks not one of them is based on the most compatible mob the chicken

My man’s reactions were the selling point of the whole video. Especially at the end where he said “Why do I do this to myself?” That touched my heart.

3:35 I used to have a 3D version of these blocks when I was a kid, you could buy sets at walmart, they weren't like specific building sets or anything, just 10 of each common blocks so you could build a house or whatever. They were about 4 inches cubed and the box came with around 100 blocks so you could build a kid-sized house out of them. They were super good quality and the print on them was very good, I miss those EDIT: found them, they're called "PaperCraft Blocks," apparently a single block sells for $10-$20 now, guess I should've held onto the 500 I had lmao

2:48 hold on I’m still chewing Karl 😂😂

I didn't know how much I needed "Minecraft capybara" until now

I don't know why but the cut of you having Minecraft tattoos all over your arms along with the line delivery absolutely took me out. It's rare that I actually burst into laughter at a video.

The most cursed thing about the Minecraft Bath Ducks is that the 'bath ducks of pop culture characters' is actually a whole thing. There's ones of the main cast of Sonic the Hedgehog. Some content creators even got sponsored by the company that makes them, with their own duck-ified merch.

I literally read every single one of those Minecraft zombie books as a kid. Just seeing those covers brought back so many memories

ok jokes aside though those paint figures would be really fun, the pixels are molded in so it's easier to paint the textures, would be fun as long as you probably threw away the godawful paint they give you and mixed some paint of your own with a better consistency, but if you're not an art guy its fun to just throw paint on and see what happens.

I wonder what sort of mania your bank thinks you're going through looking at your transactions

11:05 enderman. skeleton. all my favorite mobs. lol. this scene made me laugh.

4:19 I’ve got a piece of bread 🍞

The worst part, is that the bath ducks didn't even have a chicken or parrot.

Is it worth it to buy all of this? No. But I would do it, too.

Seeing that old creeper with the diamond ore just sent me back so far holy shit

11:48 box: "ender dragon posing BIG figure" non-casualty: minecraft... big.

1:46 Why did I laugh at the "BANG"

4:28 “It’s a crookie.” XD

4:52 mojang takes bath ducks, turns them into Minecraft mobs, and NOBODY THOUGHT ABOUT CHICKENS?

1:41 "push the balls"

From what I remember the oldest piece of Minecraft merch is a creeper figure from jinx that came out in 2010. I remember being a kid and finding out about it and I was amazed.

3:50 I cannot stop laughing from this barking sword

“WOAH! happy birthday!” Is exactly what a dad would say as you get the watch.

4:42 the nostalgia of seeing the same Minecraft creeper toy i owned as a kid didn't need to hit during the 3am video binge but I think I needed it ngl

4:41 This specific one gives me the most nostalgic feeling. I had this when i was young lol

There's a few pieces of official merch you missed. I believe in 2012, Mojang had first released papercraft figures. The purpose behind these was for stopmotion animation. Then later in either 2013 or 2014, Jinx; the people who made all of Minecraft's merch at the time, produced a 3ft tall foam creeper. These are incredibly rare now and a few have sold for $400

11:37 bludskington sounds like a Walkie-Talkie from the military 💀

2:21 LMAOOO- I have the same poster, and it’s still on my wall to this day 😂

Ah this takes me back to when I used to collect Minecraft mini figures in little blind boxes. Anyone remember those?

“I’m still chewing Karl.” -ImNotACasualty, 2023

3:07, Oh hey I actually have one of those, except it’s a diamond ore one. Literally it’s what you’d expect as well, the same thing but it glows blue lol.

Something that was really cool was the Minecraft gameband, it was a digital watch that could be plugged into a computer and it’s display could be somewhat customized, but it also had Minecraft preloaded onto it and you could play Minecraft on any computer you plugged it into, but the website to download it’s companion app eventually went down and so it’s useless now unfortunately

10:01 insert crash bandicoot "woah!" Meme here

8:03 Minecraft time bomb

"Im still chewing carl" He seems tasty

“I’m still chewing Karl” 💀💀💀

6:11 When I was younger, me and my brother used to love Minecraft A LOT- and I also really liked reading, so my mum got us the same books. They are now a key part of my childhood lol

5:45 the sacred MINECRAFT PIGUSSY

"I am still chewing Karl" is the most sinister line I have ever heard lol

8:38 The moment: 😊 The song: 💀

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did when he showed both his arms completely covered in tattoos lmao

If you're willing to part with the big chest container, I would love to take it off your hands 😂

why is there french everywhere lol

I remember when I was younger a few of my friends had that exact same poster and I would stare at it all the time. All the little details are perfect. Reminds me of some of the subnautica posters

7:42 legendary for eating expired cereal.

That wall charger and red stone block lamp are so sick honestly. I had a friend who had the latter and I remember wanting it for the longest time

6:07 As a kid, I loved those books for some reason. I still have them today.

Rip da panda 2:10

4:51 Why, WHY are the bath ducks Steve, a creeper, and a pig?! WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE CHICKEN BATH DUCKS?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DIDN'T TURN THE ONLY DUCK-SHAPED CREATURE IN MINECRAFT INTO A BATH DUCK!

I absolutely loved the diary of a minecraft zombie books when I was a kid, I have a memory of finding a copy of the first at a friends house mid sleepover and I read it and it was great

You push the balls💀 1:36

2:53 yoo I have that midi keyboard too in the background

7:01 he can't read or wait

5:40 ok I pull up

''i still chewing carl" got me on the floor

12:06 “it’s something you should do” yes, yes it is my friend

3:46 battle cats itf theme

6:34 MY FATHER ACTUALLY LET ME READ IT ON KINDLE LMAO

Minecraft big got me off guard 😂😂

Background music is bringing me back to the good ol Lunchtime with Smosh days

5:55 Most sus toy too

anyone agrees with me that at 11:37 he sounds like a stormtrooper?

Bro that Hey-ya remix was a banger

I actually have that poster! I got it a few years back. I also have the wall charger and a similar alarm clock, and the glitter lamp.

3:56 me to a child

I loved how I watched this while coloring my Minecraft Easter tote bag 😀

When he says "oldest thing i could find", I feel so old. I had this stuff man!

7:47 that’s stall that’s really st- ugh ugh no got me laughing XP

I feel like this guy has serious potential on KZfaq

idk why but the water logged axolotl you fished up at 13:45 is the funniest goddamn thing i've seen today

5:12 I had that book! No joke, I think I still have it somewhere. My god the nostalgia.

I saw his arms covered in temporary Minecraft tattoos immediately subscribed

9:21 a very bloody dog

1:00 "Fff-fwellets" xd i love english ppl trying to read our weird french words

2:12 the most evil use of sissors 😂

i love collecting merch so videos like these are right up my alley

lowkey disappointed he didnt keep the tattoos on for the rest of the video EDIT: also, i 100% chock the creeper crunch up to being stale and not having milk (the latter way more subjective). i had it back when it was still sold and it was *great*. the cinnamon was kinda mild compared to something like cinnamon toast crunch, but then the marshmallows added back that missing sweetness. fuckin ruled

11:43, I legit thought that was a walkie talkie

i have a very significant collection of mine craft merch, i should make a video of the odder/bootleg stuff. I have 14 of the items you featured. for food, you missed the creeper frosted flakes., the 8 bit waffles, and the pringles Suspicious Stew chips. if i had to pick the weirdest retail stuff, it might be the minecraft kids tent, 3d crocs, creeper minifridge however, i also have a giant 6 foot steel creeper fire pit in my yard tho , so that might qualify by itself.

Man opens Minecraft Merch, hates every single one. That was pretty entertaining though.

Probably not that weird of merch but I remember stores stocking up on minecraft papercraft sets, it's just sheets of cardboard you make into objects from the game.

Pug moment. At 2:50

The red stone torch wall plug is actually sick I need to get one

I love how loud that one where at that minecraft squish me

6:56 Creeps💀💀

9:37 Definitely the tags will get in your face unless you cut it off lol 😂

“Hold up, I’m still chewing Carl”

Dude I’m so jellow of tattoos, the coolest kid I know

4:13 aw man

3:14 i have one, i scratched off all the red colours minus the one thats meant to like glow or something idk. It also is broken. And i got it in 2013-2014 (i forgot when it was released)

6:35 i went to the library like 2 times. I only see ent there for those books 😂 💀

"Minecraft squish me.. ok." *literally pops the bag* got me dying over here

7:06 I got those for my 2022 advent calendar and it actually tasted good 😂

the smosh “lunch time with smosh” music is making me so nostalgic 😭

9:28 those two made me laugh SO MUCH

I had that exact first poster he showed in the video! I also had the minecraft block tile magnets and light up redstone block.

3:30 I remember my parents bought me these same Minecraft magnets and they used to bribe me with them, so now I just have a ziplock bag of Minecraft magnets.

I literally have that exact Minecraft watch on its box right now. Never opened it as a kid lol.

My brother has that poster. It's pretty sick. Same with the light-up redstone. Also how dare you diss the Diary of a Minecraft Zombie series? I checked one out of my elementary school library every week.

Man, I remember so many of these! I even read those “Diary of a Minecraft Zombie” books when I was little! Much nostalgia.