The Imperial Guard. In a universe where everything else is a genetically modified supersoldier, highly advanced alien with technology indistinguishable from magic, literal hellspawn, or intergalactic eating machine, these guys take to the field with nothing more than a flak jacket, a glorified laser pointer, and

Let it be known that Cadia broke before the Guard did!

Baneblade: For when you're finally sick of holding the line.

You know, the Imperial Guard get a lot of shit for being weak and being cowards, but when you consider what they are up against, they are pretty damn badass.

13 year old me used to think this was the coolest video on the Internet after I started to get into Warhammer, it's solely because of this video I collect Guard lmao.

Imperial Guardsmen don't die, we just go to hell to regroup.

I don’t know what’s better about this video - the video itself or the comments bragging about a fictional space army

The real question: The Imperial Guard VS Starship Troopers.

Ave imperator!

All Imperial Guardsmen come with Standard Issue Balls of Plasteel

survives 19 hours at the front line... SENIOR VETERAN!

How to play Imperial Guard in Dawn of War:

One Guardsman is far from enough.

"Screw this! I wanna liiiiiii..."

Join Imperial Guard They say: Explore new worlds, meet new lifeforms they said

Cadia Stands.

Teacher: where’s holy terra?

"The Clone Army from Star Wars are expandable"

Too weak to bear the firepower an Astartes can. Too poorly-armoured to weather fire the fire an Astartes can. Too slow, inaccurate and feeble to match an Astartes in lethality.

Imagine if the Imperial Guard could use Webway Gates...