The Egg - A Short Story
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5 жыл бұрынThe Egg
Story by Andy Weir
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@attakerz871 3 жыл бұрын
Kurzgesagt I tried to spell your name but I accidentally summoned a demon. We watch your videos together.
@marker794 3 жыл бұрын
This is such a nice way 2 look at it
@beaub152 3 жыл бұрын
Yoo a new replu the same day I decide to rewatch??
@OmerKazmYapar 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@whydoyouwanttoseemyusernam45 3 жыл бұрын
Hi I'm here before this blows up because of the dream smp meme
@BearsThatCare 4 жыл бұрын
This makes me feel way better about liking my own comments.
@Chrispyy22 4 жыл бұрын
best comment lmaoooo
@7thwardlord59 4 жыл бұрын
Soo im you or you are me ?
@justincarnes1553 4 жыл бұрын
Technically every top comment is your own. Good one, me! Keep it up ❤️
@lightdark00 4 жыл бұрын
Only like your own comment after someone else liked it. Never be the first one.
@allan4738 4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@scottchegg2627 4 жыл бұрын
“So I’m the 9 dentists who recommended the toothpaste?” “And the one who did not”
@TheMothrfuckr 4 жыл бұрын
And you are the 9 cats who recommended whiskas
@DxvinderSingh1699 4 жыл бұрын
Ooooh shit
@AAA-yr5cz 4 жыл бұрын
yes and you are me just a puppy
@CowieThomas1997 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@AAA-yr5cz 4 жыл бұрын
@@CowieThomas1997 :P
@VentstationwithEMMANUEL Ай бұрын
" love your neighbor as you would love yourself" it makes sense
@observerobjective. 24 күн бұрын
Community management is indeed a great microeconomic structure. 😊
@StrawberryRaspberryCherryIce 18 күн бұрын
Yeah cause youre just fucking yourself over if you dont!
@wednesday55 28 күн бұрын
I did a really good job making this video.
@Willy_Fisher 28 күн бұрын
You’re welcome.
@ashviga.7048 17 күн бұрын
i really didn’t icl
@user-dr9mw3hh9e 15 күн бұрын
Fr
@averysm7571 4 жыл бұрын
*turns on Kurzgesagt for 2 hour long car ride* “You died in a car accident” *great start*
@mbeecher9921 4 жыл бұрын
jumps of cliff
@bronkingrn 4 жыл бұрын
oof
@starcluster2593 4 жыл бұрын
TRUCK ACIDDENT
@TheKonga88 4 жыл бұрын
Puts lollipop on nose. 🐹🐹👺🍭🍭🍭
@realandreyflude4706 4 жыл бұрын
Kunta Kinte yes
@josuaerick9670 4 жыл бұрын
"So I'm the cute girl that I like?" "And her boyfriend"
@commieTerminator 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but they don't know that everyone is just u who is a time Traveller with memory loss issues.
@rxbbaz7444 4 жыл бұрын
Hello, me.
@Som3D 4 жыл бұрын
Yep no need to be jealous it's just you 😂😂
@ReRiver_EasHar_NYC 4 жыл бұрын
And her brother and father. :D
@thipessoa 4 жыл бұрын
"So I'm the cute girl that I like?" "And her boyfriend" "Life is good here in Alabama"
@MayaDragoness 2 ай бұрын
"So I am Kurzgesagt?" "Let's not get ahead of ourselves"
@hellohumansitsmelol 14 күн бұрын
great comment 😂
@thatoneguy1407 14 күн бұрын
I make such good jokes 😂
@danielsopher4059 2 күн бұрын
I don’t get it🤔😕😐🤷🤷♀️🤷♂️💫🫤
@N.The-_-vessel 2 ай бұрын
"So I'm the most beautiful person ?" "And the ugliest one."
@nelion.24 Күн бұрын
Bro what💀 wait this im saying to myself?
@georgioskanderbeg 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I watched this 31 million times.
@larsfrommars 4 жыл бұрын
Just popping in to say hi to my fellow me's. Also, here's a weird thought experiment sort of thing; scroll through the youtube trending tab. The faces in the thumbnails are all you.
@H1storyRemembers 4 жыл бұрын
So I’m a shitty president. Edit: Now I’m a better president!
@notyouroperatingjohndoe1656 4 жыл бұрын
I'm welcome!
@benjaminwahl8059 4 жыл бұрын
@@H1storyRemembers yep!!
@trainer_rhiannon 4 жыл бұрын
@@H1storyRemembers My first thought too. 😬
@greyman8095 4 жыл бұрын
What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god told you: "This time around, you will be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD."
@Ethan_Simon 4 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes haha.
@berkleyga2578 4 жыл бұрын
underrated comment right here
@jagermantis 4 жыл бұрын
Help im dying 😄
@spooz432 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO-
@fonhaflango5503 4 жыл бұрын
LOL I was not expecting that XD
@Talstutu 23 күн бұрын
I’m watching this with chronic depression was a dangerous move
@simonmaina41 20 күн бұрын
I hope you're days get brighter
@albertocanta9377 20 күн бұрын
hey! if you hurt yourself, you hurt all of us. we are you, and you are us. send you a big hug, friend
@51aliens 20 күн бұрын
@@albertocanta9377Most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard istg. Take care mate🙏
@idk_i-dont-care 20 күн бұрын
stay strong things will get better
@davide1 20 күн бұрын
our days*
@adrianbrockjrgensen4142 21 күн бұрын
Im glad i made this movie ngl kinda fire
@chocolateemint 4 жыл бұрын
*Must be tiring having to explain that to me every time I die.*
@EmanuelCampos 4 жыл бұрын
I can expend the day answer all the Whys my kid (my younger version of me) asked me. I think when we are a father, is good to see the answers starting to form in our offsprings...
@SaiTheForgotten 4 жыл бұрын
Time doesnt exist for God (or that one anyway). Probably for him its as easy as breathing
@dogedude3859 4 жыл бұрын
Not really the gap between birth and death is pretty big
@thriller7722 4 жыл бұрын
@@SaiTheForgotten I find it kinda disturbing raising my child to frick with himself
@Jobe-13 4 жыл бұрын
Chocolate Mint Well, God exists outside of time and space and doesn’t experience exhaustion nor does He have a need to sustain Himself. So I don’t think He’d be tired.
@dixienormus9934 3 жыл бұрын
“So i’m the pretty best friend?” “and the ugly one too”
@jubihausi6206 3 жыл бұрын
Let that sink in
@brendathemob 3 жыл бұрын
not until u got a warrant.
@nathanhetzer757 3 жыл бұрын
@@jubihausi6206 what does it want now
@mysticoversoul 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. The "ugly" one is only your "shadow" of yourself which is visible only when you turn your back away from the light of Truth.
@OrBIT_learn 3 жыл бұрын
@@mysticoversoul 😂😂
@iggyjay2047 22 күн бұрын
I had this theory, and I told someone about it, and they showed me this video, and I couldnt believe it wasnt an original theory
@Jiayz-s5r 21 күн бұрын
every thought we ever thought has been thought by other people ❤😊
@KyleMarcoTV 20 күн бұрын
@@Jiayz-s5rbecause that is the original thought we had since meeting with the Creator. That explains why.
@Filosofos1 6 күн бұрын
You thought of it, it was just when you were Andy Weir.
@iggyjay2047 5 күн бұрын
@@Jiayz-s5r but not everyone thinks every thought 🤔
@jackierugrat8680 Ай бұрын
Came here for the egg. My sister in law died in a car accident a few months ago. On her way home from work just like the intro. So much for the egg. Hope you are having fun sis. Miss you.
@WillBerham-kf4ue 5 күн бұрын
Just know that it's unlikely to be true, if time is irrelevant than you would have instantly lived all posible lives in an instant, and thus been born already. Another take of it could be your individual life is an egg and your about to be born. But even that has flaws, babies, sperm, Alzheimer's, degenerative brain disease. I want to believe thjs soo badly too!
@Felix-vd6vo 15 сағат бұрын
@@WillBerham-kf4ue shut the fuck up and let this man live retard
@daivonbarone8493 4 жыл бұрын
Chef: how do you like your eggs? Me: Existential
@chrismain7472 4 жыл бұрын
You mean (puts on sunglasses) eggs-istential?
@Tato0s 4 жыл бұрын
😂Good one me, good one
@aguywithrandomconvictions5302 4 жыл бұрын
Cool stuff, me.
@calcaware 4 жыл бұрын
@@chrismain7472 Hah. I'm pretty funny sometimes.
@CeruleanAs 4 жыл бұрын
:)
@Benjimmathew 4 жыл бұрын
“So I’m the one who posted this video” “And the dumb comments below it yes”
@proftechno6115 4 жыл бұрын
K
@bowie6970 4 жыл бұрын
hi me
@dvirit 4 жыл бұрын
So technically I'm always playing with myself
@meidy7530 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@genericscout4035 4 жыл бұрын
No
@Sibora-xl9oc 19 күн бұрын
Well that also explains empathy.We feel others pain because even though we can't seem to relate to it we have infact experienced and will experience something similar.
@kencreegan48 2 күн бұрын
Thank you!!!!!... Intelligent comment #1 !!!
@Sootball 25 күн бұрын
I think about this video often, since I first watched it in 2019. I think about it when I'm out in public. I think about it when I argue with someone, or when I feel frustrated about a person. This video pops in my mind, and it's like a brief respite from the anger or negative feelings.
@erikbuchanan4648 7 күн бұрын
Same. I would also suggest the commencement speech by David Foster Wallace; This Is Water. It pairs perfectly with The Egg.
@WillBerham-kf4ue 5 күн бұрын
Just know that it's unlikely to be true, if time is irrelevant than you would have instantly lived all posible lives in an instant, and thus been born already. Another take of it could be your individual life is an egg and your about to be born. But even that has flaws, babies, sperm, Alzheimer's, degenerative brain disease. I want to believe thjs soo badly too!
@Sootball 3 күн бұрын
@@WillBerham-kf4ue it's not about it being true - I don't believe in the video in like a spiritual way. But it's a lovely reminder to practice empathy for our fellow humans. It reminds me to love that we are all here, living our own lives together.
@pisceflux20407 2 күн бұрын
I only saw this video today but I've already thought about this idea a long time ago by myself
@jenniferturnage2490 4 жыл бұрын
If I die and hear the kurzgesagt intro playing I'm gonna scream
@lucaesposito6896 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@COWP 4 жыл бұрын
Corey Steinmetz dont read my name
@botan2475 4 жыл бұрын
Hahah
@capacraft2735 4 жыл бұрын
Dun dun dun
@jeremy1739 4 жыл бұрын
Hello there, my other reincarnations.
@kauyen5187 4 жыл бұрын
“i’m hitler?” “and the person who rejected him from art school”
@benmcg5230 4 жыл бұрын
Twice
@danielwhyatt3278 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, niiice.😆😓
@TheEmeraldSword04 4 жыл бұрын
I hate you then. well I technically hate myself.
@ohardthen2470 4 жыл бұрын
Ben Mcg fucked up
@inraintears 4 жыл бұрын
Literally lmao xD
@theodorruthern8028 28 күн бұрын
Nah, don't watch this while baked. I've been here 3 hours, and I'm still so perplexed.
@ilmanahmad4159 Ай бұрын
"wait, i'm the astronaut that shot me from behind?" "Always has been"
@WhereToby 21 күн бұрын
Right place, wrong time.
@Psyclixx 20 күн бұрын
That was a funny joke I just made
@SIRKHEEM 18 күн бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@yamete_kudastop4942 6 күн бұрын
oh my god. im so funny
@UglyApprentice 3 жыл бұрын
“So I’m John Cena?” “And all the people who couldn’t see him”
@oktrtr5722 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@memedavila 3 жыл бұрын
Jajajajajaja
@memedavila 3 жыл бұрын
Let's go Cena, Cena sucks....!!!!
@user-pc6xn6sl1l 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao again
@dynamicflashy 3 жыл бұрын
@@memedavila Don’t say that about yourself.
@SkittleflakeKitty 4 жыл бұрын
Written: Me Directed: Me Animation Team: Me, Me, Me, and Me Special Thanks to: Me and Me
@alankingchiu 4 жыл бұрын
Good job other me
@thepreacher16 4 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck 😆😆😆😆😆
@xdrone8669 4 жыл бұрын
Alan Chiu ill be thinking about tonight me
@kirinobestgirl4285 4 жыл бұрын
@@thepreacher16 me
@wardog211 4 жыл бұрын
Glad to see that my other parts have grown self aware
@esencelik3190 2 ай бұрын
It is terrifyingly beautiful that I've actually had this conversation without dying. And got the same exact answers 2 years before I've stumbled upon this video. Can't describe the feeling everytime I watch this.
@WillBerham-kf4ue 5 күн бұрын
Just know that it's unlikely to be true, if time is irrelevant than you would have instantly lived all posible lives in an instant, and thus been born already. Another take of it could be your individual life is an egg and your about to be born. But even that has flaws, babies, sperm, Alzheimer's, degenerative brain disease. I want to believe thjs soo badly too!
@KrystalGonzalez-wz5xk 19 күн бұрын
“Treat others how u wanna be treated”
@saintlaurent4902 4 жыл бұрын
Comment section is just filled with *Spidermans pointing at each other*
@coykoiboi 4 жыл бұрын
Carefully, I'm a hero.
@saintlaurent4902 4 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Valenzuela **we’re a hero*
@kyleauthinus7517 4 жыл бұрын
@@saintlaurent4902 OUR ANTHEM PLAYS
@SuscriptorJusticiero 4 жыл бұрын
@@saintlaurent4902 We are Groot.
@BijanIzadi 4 жыл бұрын
This was so unexpected when i came to the comment section and im so happy it is here
@apexknight9356 3 жыл бұрын
The comment section is having an existential crisis.
@ineedaname4062 3 жыл бұрын
This video means I’m replying to myself, hi me!
@bosislermudurlugu8137 3 жыл бұрын
Ben Holroyd isnt this shit unreal ?
@apexknight9356 3 жыл бұрын
@@ineedaname4062 What am I saying high to me???
@minoreror9961 3 жыл бұрын
Ruth Cen Don’t be an asshole cuz your doing it to yourself.
@pedroian5964 3 жыл бұрын
@@bosislermudurlugu8137 how can you...i...eh...us...tell if it is or not?
@tequilajoseph6113 9 күн бұрын
made me tear up a bit
@nelion.24 Күн бұрын
Imagine crying over a video💀oh wait that mean I cried in this video and if you think what is this guy saying that mean your saying this because you are me and me you (if u read all of this respect for u me)
@lawrence3861 Ай бұрын
"So I'm the one who knocks?" "and the one who gets shot"
@daviddaboi4870 21 күн бұрын
Hi other me! :D
@lawrence3861 21 күн бұрын
@@daviddaboi4870 Hey there me :D How am i doing?
@ancelmoandrello4125 4 жыл бұрын
Someone: "So, do you have a religion?" Me: "Oh yeah. I'm an eggist."
@syamantakbharti3463 4 жыл бұрын
XD, i am an eggist for sure
@DudeMaster-sl3ff 4 жыл бұрын
Why, what, how, where, when, did, didn't I, you, us, everyone, no one, nothing, everything, will, was, now, are, aren't learning, feeling, know, hear, watch, experience, about this, that, video, film, tape, scroll, tale, story, prophecy, memory, information, ?, !, .
@Ryno97 4 жыл бұрын
You mean we are all the same eggist🤔
@redwoodeagle15 4 жыл бұрын
Uuuh, That's eggy!
@color4795 4 жыл бұрын
part of us are part of an eggist
@Travis7M7 4 жыл бұрын
So every murder is a suicide...
@biliminsrlar5752 4 жыл бұрын
So Hitler killed himself even if Soviets captured him.
@chefquantorino7823 4 жыл бұрын
Bilimin Sırları vay be türk 🇹🇷
@cluelessgamer4318 4 жыл бұрын
@@biliminsrlar5752 Hitler did kill himself when the Soviets got to berlin. He actually committed suicide.
@TheDavo10001 4 жыл бұрын
And every suicide is a murder
@Legion_of_Dragons 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Neon_Blade4 Ай бұрын
so this explains why all of us seem to have the same childhood experiences
@siouxxz Ай бұрын
Holy shit, for real. Mind blowing lol
@avakistler4563 21 күн бұрын
Woahhh
@gregpaul91 19 күн бұрын
Bro, I am you you are me
@sethk12 22 күн бұрын
I actually find that concept really disturbing. It implies fate - that time and history are determined and there's no free will. Poor dude has to run through every human experience in a simulated world. Like Daddy-Cthulhu's f'd-up clockwork-orange prison-school lol
@amandalarsen8180 17 күн бұрын
Agreed
@MasterCrander 17 күн бұрын
You got to choose every time; we all did. Our choices are based on a near infinite web of other choices we made as everyone else. And you felt every bit of it. You have been here with us the whole time. In order to be what comes after, we must experience it all. Would the truest wisdom not come from having the entirety of experience? Omniscience would be hollow known rotely; you have to _know_ it because _you were there._ Good luck this time through. See us in the next one.
@anthonycolon4802 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m Karen?” “And the billions she fired”
@luigi-wy2wt 4 жыл бұрын
Always have been
@tauraszemaitis3473 4 жыл бұрын
You're Karen and also the manager :D
@anandsuralkar2947 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Sammy-Demon50 4 жыл бұрын
"And the ones who got revenge on her"
@UnframeofMind 4 жыл бұрын
Best comment here! 😂 😂 😂
@puzzleheadedmoney5910 3 жыл бұрын
"Wait. I'm Kurzgesagt?" "And all the people who they've given an existential crisis"
@androidbuster 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@SanaKhan-vi8kc 3 жыл бұрын
So I’m you and you’re me and we’re both keanu reaves
@bishovlogs7586 3 жыл бұрын
@@SanaKhan-vi8kc and I m u too
@Dabiggestmobster 3 жыл бұрын
And im a twitter bitch too?
@Dolphin_Wooo 3 жыл бұрын
hi me
@thesandwichgod8755 13 күн бұрын
Whats crazy to me is that stuff like this has popped into my head since i was little, i thought up the egg theory in elementary school (more on the one soul ideal than the egg part) and i remember reincarnation being the catalyst behind the thought
@Menumash8 6 күн бұрын
In the story, my father told me that I am not a god yet. But if time is just a thing of my universe, the word "yet" doesn't mean anything. So am I a god and not a god?
@mervan_canoglu1137 4 жыл бұрын
“So, I am the 99.9% bacteria that died?” “Yes, and the 0.1% that survived.”
@atomicbuttocks 4 жыл бұрын
I am the hut And the man who out pizza'd him
@cactiarecute6664 4 жыл бұрын
@@atomicbuttocks ajsklafalaao
@duckgoesquack4514 4 жыл бұрын
Grabs more more bleach. That cant do
@shirosora9586 4 жыл бұрын
Aight I'm 666th like
@cheesix-yt6768 4 жыл бұрын
*0.01%*
@bakingsoda5409 4 жыл бұрын
Bully: “you’re weak” Me: “I’m you”
@BobaIsBees 4 жыл бұрын
Baking Soda BRUH
@nathanpace3090 4 жыл бұрын
Lieutenant Blockster Baking Soda Ahem. I think you mean BRUH WHAT THE F
@limitablesnow8979 4 жыл бұрын
Good one dude
@user-ru1nw6fq8j 4 жыл бұрын
Thug life 😎😎😎😎😎😎
@sneb3004 4 жыл бұрын
Bully Punches Himself.. Coz Himself is weaker than Bully.
@twiton_ Ай бұрын
Does that mean I gave myself backshots?
@Benjo619 2 ай бұрын
This video gave me goosebumps, i didnt know what to expect and i still don't know what to make of it. All i know is its one of the best or most sycopathic videos ive ever watched on KZfaq. Great job Kurzgesagt, mind numbing content.
@thefloridaman1396 4 жыл бұрын
“Wow, a new video! This will be great!” “You were on your way home when you died.” “Ah, that’s different.”
@aightman9365 4 жыл бұрын
The European Wannabe 😂😂😂😂 fr
@adambrooks9121 4 жыл бұрын
Thats not different for Kurzegasagt :P
@yue2299 4 жыл бұрын
telling a fake story with the authoritative voice of kurzgesagt is the worst idea ever
@kingkseries17 4 жыл бұрын
Yue funny because it’s trending to be the most viewed video from this channel. “Me talking to myself”
@xurix8171 4 жыл бұрын
Cant beleive other me sent this before i did
@jeremyahn906 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm Rick Astley?" "And everyone who has ever been Rickrolled."
@devanshchauhan471 3 жыл бұрын
Ooh
@elipothesarcosuchus8758 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@amazeangelogames3165 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@shaheen4663 3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@diegovecchietti7146 3 жыл бұрын
lmaoooo
@Koohori Ай бұрын
My favourite story on the internet. Watched it few times already, showed to other people. It just always cheers me up and makes me so inspired.
@daviddaboi4870 21 күн бұрын
Hi other me! :D
@andyroosc3426 19 күн бұрын
Hello other, other me@@daviddaboi4870
@RandolphTheWhite1 4 жыл бұрын
"so I'm the hundredth person to use this joke?" "and the the thousands of people who are tired of seeing it"
@Neutrovertido 4 жыл бұрын
You're also the one who's reading this, and also the ones that won't!
@masonnichols9452 4 жыл бұрын
randel hanson am I the only one that thinks of this like the part of infinity war where thanos gets the soul stone and wakes up in a shallow water
@manymany1501 4 жыл бұрын
And we are me
@manymany1501 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe
@xyr_bon 4 жыл бұрын
Y también el wey que te dio dislike en español
@gavinleague7767 3 жыл бұрын
“I was hitler?” “And the man who killed him.”
@techpriest2854 3 жыл бұрын
still Hitler since he killed himself
@Khinetik 3 жыл бұрын
Techpriest Yes. That is the joke.
@colinadams5419 3 жыл бұрын
@@techpriest2854 no way
@decommissionedunitnanotech2265 3 жыл бұрын
Technically its a *woman* I think I remember in the history channel that Hitler married someone (I think the ironic thing that she was an American. Idk) and when he was losing the war, he basically asked his wife to kill him.
@ryanbeck4947 3 жыл бұрын
Boo doom Crash!
@nxcromxncer 22 күн бұрын
So at some point we will have made every youtube video ever
@MasterCrander 17 күн бұрын
Just to give the ones who couldn't something to enjoy while they had their role to play towards Hatching. How kind of us.
@SLADIFY69 21 күн бұрын
Took "I'm literally him" on another level
@kitsunesden8085 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm the Obama receiving a medal?" "And the Obama giving it"
@ZeebleBub616 3 жыл бұрын
and the one turning it into a meme and the one enjoying the said meme.
@batziii8745 3 жыл бұрын
such a serious video - and then such a funny meme
@nekokkoko3181 3 жыл бұрын
😂👌🏼
@siggietyrone3965 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Obama.
@sebione3576 3 жыл бұрын
@@siggietyrone3965 thank yourself, Obama.
@radianzero 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *Wants a video about eggs* Kurzgesagt: "You died."
@cezaryjanicki9708 4 жыл бұрын
Dark souls stuff right there
@Arrjey007119 4 жыл бұрын
time to push "retry"
@houseofzubias9443 4 жыл бұрын
Me thinks that there will be respawn button like minecraft
@squasherdown 4 жыл бұрын
*_Dark Souls has joined the chat room_*
@johnather 4 жыл бұрын
Does that mean that every incarnation of you that has a favorite video game will get a special respawn screen when you die XD
@reetikabiswas829 Ай бұрын
I come back to this video every now and again when I'm feeling low and it lifts me up everytime. Thanks Kurzgesagt! ❤
@arthurunderwoodjr9403 4 жыл бұрын
“So I’m Rick Astley?” “And everyone he rick-rolled.”
@skyetingstrom8667 4 жыл бұрын
And I'm a porn star?
@saraxum9773 4 жыл бұрын
And everyone who masturbated to it
@DxvinderSingh1699 4 жыл бұрын
sayaadalahbudak “and everyone who said porn was bad”
@goldentime5426 4 жыл бұрын
And Im also Hitlerrrrrr
@desencanal2690 4 жыл бұрын
lost hard
@MatijaCG 5 ай бұрын
This is the proof that I'm literally Ryan Gosling
@MinaAlexander-fy8ib 5 ай бұрын
deadddd
@ashhole03 5 ай бұрын
Hey, me too!
@logicalschizoid_intp9698 5 ай бұрын
No, you're just another idiot in the comments.
@hossundhopf156 5 ай бұрын
cant be im him
@Toxxxic_ 4 ай бұрын
Literally me
@atomicsoham4864 2 ай бұрын
This story is actually inspired form Advaita Vedanta philosophy, at the end of the day we are all just the Universe (Brahama) pretending to be who we are at that point of time. We are all Gods.
@KwolF260 2 ай бұрын
It's amazing to see kurzgeaagt doing this subject in this way. It all like my father told me when I was a child, he's a Buddhism.
@dolphinmainkhalifa 3 жыл бұрын
-So I’m Adolf Hitler? -Yes and you’re also the guy that killed him
@theseusswore 3 жыл бұрын
Wait hold on-
@dolphinmainkhalifa 3 жыл бұрын
@@theseusswore did I stutter?
@theseusswore 3 жыл бұрын
@@dolphinmainkhalifa Mm no move on move on
@youpena7375 3 жыл бұрын
@@dolphinmainkhalifa well no but
@iantakacs8771 3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm this a little sus
@zmform7372 3 жыл бұрын
“So I’m a Karen” “And the ones she annoyed”
@MossyComet 3 жыл бұрын
hi me
@A_combustible_lemon 3 жыл бұрын
Hello! I’m you
@its_aj251 3 жыл бұрын
Hi me
@clashofclansbasedefender164 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@happyhdjdgxide6831 3 жыл бұрын
Hiya
@MasterCrander 17 күн бұрын
Live like you're the last one in line. Live like you're the one who hatches us. Because the first will become last and last shall become first.
@FACTIXX 26 минут бұрын
So technically i have achieved all my dreams in this world and theres nothing left for me yooooo that makes me happy
@SergeantColdgirl 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm my professor?" "And you're the students he failed."
@Xplorefiles 3 жыл бұрын
That explains it xD I always joked about how I would be a harsh professor
@ftwgab8140 3 жыл бұрын
Im you!
@kenblack1013 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Lussimio 3 жыл бұрын
You're me
@empblast2062 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: God: your marriage is falling apart
@demoman90 4 жыл бұрын
EMP BLAST Nobody: God: You’re a former gang member giving a 15 year old gangster wannabe a reality check
@dan-gheorghe2277 4 жыл бұрын
@@demoman90 he was basically married to himself tho, that's pretty gay.
@PekaCheeki 4 жыл бұрын
Your marriage is falling apart *AND IT'S ALL ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT* *ALSO YOU'RE MARRIED TO YOURSELF* -you're also god- *YOU'RE ALSO THE ONE WHO KILLED YOU*
@roaringthunder115 4 жыл бұрын
Ha
@yinyang1217 4 жыл бұрын
Me: wha-
@strawberrolyy 2 ай бұрын
I am everything, anything and all of it.
@KerioFive 7 күн бұрын
Our collective consciousness has never felt more divided than today.
@kipsea3409 4 жыл бұрын
You know everything will be alright when you hear kurtzgesagt voice after death
@samurai8698 4 жыл бұрын
"Your wife is glad you're dead."
@aesyukeiji 4 жыл бұрын
Samuel Lussier so I’m glad that I’m dead? I mean..we are everyone...soooo....
@fernandolovato3979 4 жыл бұрын
When you hear your own Voice***
@khoangominh8655 4 жыл бұрын
Oh why thank you, dear old me
@rizkiaprita 4 жыл бұрын
you mean my voice
@RafelJaggai 4 жыл бұрын
Brings a whole new meaning to, "Why are you hitting yourself?"
@kaiswift6102 4 жыл бұрын
U n d e r r a t e d, wait why am I talking to myself.
@ghoststrive2335 4 жыл бұрын
"Go fuck yourself" is another haha remember great minds think alike
@Blackspidy619 4 жыл бұрын
Why am I making KZfaq videos that make me cry?
@TovenDo.O.Video- 4 жыл бұрын
Whole new meaning to "go fuck yourself" too
@ChideraStephen 4 жыл бұрын
Rafel Jaggai 😂
@deathrobot10k58 2 күн бұрын
It’s crazy how I wrote and animated this story
@taekookie_77 Күн бұрын
wow bro hats off to u
@deathrobot10k58 18 сағат бұрын
@@taekookie_77 thanks, me
@piscesmoonismyflex 18 күн бұрын
Wow......I mean, wow. Deeply Introspective
@kim12d65 4 жыл бұрын
Title: The egg What I think I've got: Science What I got: Philosophy
@samgaldones435 4 жыл бұрын
ha liked ur own comment
@promethean2904 4 жыл бұрын
It's not even Philosophy. This is some wild imagination buddy. Who knows what they were smoking there.
@fridjon13 4 жыл бұрын
@@promethean2904 You should smoke some 5-MeO DMT before you start building a bias with your ego.
@RintarouOkabe9 4 жыл бұрын
you got metascience!
@eggtartica 4 жыл бұрын
@@promethean2904 not really, alot of it is just a combination of existing scientific theorems for example 1 electron theory, simulation theory, emergence to name a few. Of course its just a short story but if you know your stuff it isnt as wild as you may think. lol
@ApsterNapster 4 жыл бұрын
"Why would you like to report this video?' "Because I'm in this and I don't like it"
@AlexVanguard 4 жыл бұрын
You will hate yourself someday if thats the case
@imark70 4 жыл бұрын
@@AlexVanguard I hate myself for making this silly story and passing it off to people looking to illuminate ignorance. Sometimes I shit the bed and people still applaud.
@Dolfo89 4 жыл бұрын
LMAOO.. same
@hawkinsgames5773 4 жыл бұрын
@Amin what?
@user-jd9ok1cx9f 4 жыл бұрын
@ApsterNapster because r/iam15andthisisdeep
@user-hn7fz5ly7y 15 сағат бұрын
This is what acid taught me
@OpenMind3000 14 сағат бұрын
Yes
@PaulineBitzhenner 20 күн бұрын
Wow...Ich habe dieses Video über Tiktok gefunden und habe jetzt eine komplett andere Sichtweise aufs Leben
@murkish8268 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm the spiderman pointing at himself?" "and the spiderman pointing back"
@icecoldben1656 3 жыл бұрын
Yo wassup past me or the future me
@murkish8268 3 жыл бұрын
@@icecoldben1656 hey me
@fish8545 3 жыл бұрын
Greetings and salutations other me(s)
@pixelartkid7965 3 жыл бұрын
Hi, me!
@PichuElric 3 жыл бұрын
PERFECT COMMENT
@marnil6976 3 жыл бұрын
You’re telling me I’ve created this video, only for me to see this about 19 million times?
@ashtonsmith1730 3 жыл бұрын
yes, i watched it 19 million times
@Joe-gb4fm 3 жыл бұрын
And didnt watch it too
@lewismccombe6231 3 жыл бұрын
Worth it
@miguelbaltazar7606 3 жыл бұрын
So technically, I've gotten a job, been fired, AND studying?!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@thomasfieschi-rose3705 3 жыл бұрын
I watched this video for 153160381 minutes, thus far. Waste of time, if you ask me.
@bildencarlia6924 2 ай бұрын
Lets be honest to ourselves-just for one time and admit that this story makes more sense than all the religious stories together about the creation itself and the very God too...
@polygongaming8859 Ай бұрын
Probably because it's actually true and you can even get a glimpse of it yourself. It's a bit different though, but the story captures the idea (or truth?) of Nonduality.
@Nexus-fe1yz 27 күн бұрын
"All the religions" it is literally hinduism's advaita vedanta philosophy
@thegreenman2729 4 жыл бұрын
Just remember when you get rob you’ve actually made an investment
@juliM2534 4 жыл бұрын
hahahaha...I was reading all the solemnity...and then this!...I cracked! I enjoy acid smart so much!
@anastasiag7584 4 жыл бұрын
But at the same time... you rob yourself.
@thegreenman2729 4 жыл бұрын
ghostgirl true but that version of your self didn’t have what he have before he rob you
@soyersawce3726 4 жыл бұрын
*mandatory investment
@parthpatel6259 4 жыл бұрын
StOnkS or WeLtH
@__jay__ 4 жыл бұрын
Kurzgesagt:You were in a car accident. You died. Me: ah shit, here we go again.
@crab4_ 4 жыл бұрын
2 L I V E S L E F T
@bbuggediffy 4 жыл бұрын
I know hahahaha
@potatocat8384 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mrbuttocks6772 4 жыл бұрын
So Trunk-kun strikes again ;)
@Kenthrex 4 жыл бұрын
Literally every Isekai anime ever
@JoanaAfnan Ай бұрын
The story is beautiful. It makes everyone believe that they are special. And encourages them to help and be kind to others.
@justanotherdude_ 3 жыл бұрын
"So I'm every Karen" "And every employee"
@nahtanga 3 жыл бұрын
your name matches it, wait no, it's me.
@gjk-arts5855 3 жыл бұрын
ActuallyItsNathie
@gjk-arts5855 3 жыл бұрын
ActuallyNathie which is me
@karenngugi 3 жыл бұрын
And every manager.
@esmariaquienpenaenlacalleees 3 жыл бұрын
Jaja
@Andre-uu5xv 4 жыл бұрын
God: "It's just nice to walk while we talk" Also God: *Floats*
@whoamiagain7070 4 жыл бұрын
Sans from Earthbound nice comment me
@Mina-ts2du 4 жыл бұрын
@@whoamiagain7070 pretty bad reply me
@whoamiagain7070 4 жыл бұрын
Mina i kinda agree me
@Mina-ts2du 4 жыл бұрын
@@whoamiagain7070 cool
@whoamiagain7070 4 жыл бұрын
Mina cool
@susmitalagasu1961 9 күн бұрын
You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out you've gained all the experiences it had
@johnlennon_38special 16 күн бұрын
he must be really patient to answer the dead guy's questions each time he dies
@MKen112 4 жыл бұрын
Right, well I was not expecting to question my whole existence this morning.
@Alienami 4 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting to see a video of something I just experienced.
@schleck1234 4 жыл бұрын
You're stardust.
@bradyrussell1970 4 жыл бұрын
@@schleck1234 bruh same
@possiblyrandom6703 4 жыл бұрын
I wrote this
@somethingwithbungalows 4 жыл бұрын
I think.. I’ll go outside today.. to a restaurant.. and go eat with my Grandma.. Also.. What’s your favourite restaurant? It doesn’t matter where you are.
@Lloyd_lyle 3 жыл бұрын
“So I’m Mark Zuckerberg?” “No idk what the heck he is”
@killabomb3186 3 жыл бұрын
Mark showed up one day and transformed into a human
@meganpinnington3166 3 жыл бұрын
He is the only lizard I don’t like
@captainsquare6735 3 жыл бұрын
@@killabomb3186 yup he just was a ball of slime then he became human
@nataliewees3993 3 жыл бұрын
ahahahakajajwjw
@howie3750 3 жыл бұрын
So I’m mark zuckerburg? No, but your the many who helped to invent him
@TomBomb259 Ай бұрын
4 years later and this still manages to dumbfound me
@joshuaarinda128 3 ай бұрын
How did bro just animate my intrusive thoughts
@SL-ht1nu 4 жыл бұрын
Officer listen, we didn't steal my car you're just borrowing it from myself.
@hollar5560 4 жыл бұрын
S L so communism is the answer
@pinkpanther8427 4 жыл бұрын
instant arrest + psychological watch.
@garynumber22 4 жыл бұрын
@@pinkpanther8427 i can't throw me in there!
@starcluster2593 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@SL-ht1nu 4 жыл бұрын
wow...
@chemistryenthusiast8091 4 жыл бұрын
Well, now that phrase, “ treat others like you want to be treated”, really makes sense.
@javafloof 4 жыл бұрын
Fred Anduze holy thats true
@sohn7767 4 жыл бұрын
Well said, me
@danielwhyatt3278 4 жыл бұрын
I’m sure in the way it’s been done here it can echo with a lot of people around the world. I’m sure even quite a few bad eggs out there will probably have this video flash in their minds before they are about to or after hurting someone. At least, I’d hope so.
@Onsdeefke 4 жыл бұрын
Its the first thing we learn at school in the Netherlands. (:
@Onsdeefke 4 жыл бұрын
@@danielwhyatt3278 Why? The story just told you that you're gonna be every single person. That means also the ones you dont like :P.
@Lemon370 18 күн бұрын
How am i never watch this. oh We did it.
@jillh7646 2 ай бұрын
This video made me wonder... is that what the afterlife is really like? This video isn't like a normal Kurzgesagt video, but it's interesting.
@abinashsaikia1728 4 жыл бұрын
Iam tired of writing all the comments by myself.
@ifrlhfodpyf3254 4 жыл бұрын
All homans will eventually die someday
@maxceballos1644 4 жыл бұрын
I see what you did thwre
@thientruong6712 4 жыл бұрын
And why i even writed this stupid thing
@OldBloxycube 4 жыл бұрын
hello christian poethke
@the.g00d.knight 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@localcouchpotato7510 4 жыл бұрын
"so, im karen?" "and all the managers shes spoken to"
@JM-dw5fu 4 жыл бұрын
Wowwww lmfaoooo
@waitwha-7668 4 жыл бұрын
and all of the employees that were fired because of her
@erickorduno3569 4 жыл бұрын
10/10 comment
@steveaustin6608 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao yes
@UltimateEntity 4 жыл бұрын
Who Is SHE?
@nobuen0 24 күн бұрын
every time you hurt someone, youre hurting yourself🫨
@Aaron-tc5gq 8 күн бұрын
a few months back I did shrooms, I closed my eyes and put my earbuds in. During the trip, My life was merely just an imagination by a bigger entity. It has a million names, it had no name. I could feel every feeling, I could feel nothing, It had a million purposes, it has no purpose. It lived every life, it had no life. It wants to become even greater, but it can't because it was the greatest thing ever. It was existent, yet nothing existed. After weeks of reading, watching, and thinking, I feel like I'm starting to crack something open. I feel like I could just be going crazy, but I'm not, I feel normal in a public setting, but when I'm alone is when things get scary.
@ayana.canosa5395 4 жыл бұрын
My 4th Grade Teacher: "The world doesnt revolve around you." Andy: *Hold my stories*
@PelicanMobBoss 4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha.
@mihaibradu6125 4 жыл бұрын
The Reddit FBI do you realise you are the 4th Grade Teacher of your, and you are Kurz as well, and you are me typing this things?
@ayana.canosa5395 4 жыл бұрын
@@mihaibradu6125 Yeah, lmao
@thischanneldied9841 4 жыл бұрын
Andy*
@awildtomappeared5925 4 жыл бұрын
'I think therefore I am' One can only be certain of its own existence.
@erenyeager9161 3 жыл бұрын
"Hello myself" to everyone.
@frankmcnally5993 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting
@buffbambi1160 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no eren don’t kill us
@KNXGHT.7 3 жыл бұрын
Hey your prob older than me but I could be the older version of you💀
@notaweeb4177 3 жыл бұрын
Hello me, I'll be you in 'future', Or maybe I already have been
@jadonwho5944 3 жыл бұрын
How have I been?
@chriskukowski398 2 ай бұрын
I rewatch this video every several months, it just makes so much sense to me and helps me rebecome hopeful.
@nelion.24 Күн бұрын
Hi me you me and me you so give me money your given money to yourself:)and that mean im getting helped from myself
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