I would NEVER go to a male Indian doctor... I need my doctor to be from the hood! Here's a clip from my 2016 special, "Almost Famous." Watch the full special on Netflix! Click here: nflx.it/2pIWkbQ
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@camilogarciaylasaari18576 жыл бұрын
"Dad, I wanna be a breakdancer!" "Son, you can dance on your break."
@mohitshah41596 жыл бұрын
Camilo Garcia Ylasaari good one @russellpeters
@x1200916 жыл бұрын
@CamiloGarciaYlasaari Awesome lines, dude!
@Zohirul-Jewel6 жыл бұрын
I'm the thousandth person to "Like" this comment.
@nangayodha43896 жыл бұрын
Nicely noticed 😂
@loguchennai6 жыл бұрын
Camilo Garcia Ylasaari indians be like 😂😂😂
@Creativity063 жыл бұрын
Stop stereotyping us Indians. My parents have allowed me to choose any career between a doctor and an engineer
@tututhangjam49933 жыл бұрын
Omg it's a joke🤦🏻♀️
@Creativity063 жыл бұрын
@@tututhangjam4993 I think you didn't read the comment properly
@suraj-op2bx3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣
@05deeps3 жыл бұрын
Depends. Are you a girl or a boy? Ehh does not matter actually too much choice, what a privileged life
@phwilawbasumatary79923 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bradhill31673 жыл бұрын
My vets an indian dude in hamilton , he just saved my dogs life few wks ago and busted his ass on a 5 hours exploratory surgery that saved her life which he spent half the night performing, the respect I have for him and his wife is up there considering he's basically the only vet in hammer that's upfront and honest , he charged us half of what any other vet would of and definitely went the extra mile , very humble guy who knew his stuff, .. keep it up peterson , u make me proud be canadian
@mrnobody94732 жыл бұрын
The India dudes name is Peterson wtf
@bradhill31672 жыл бұрын
@@mrnobody9473 learn how to read before trying to be virtuous, moron
@bradhill31672 жыл бұрын
@@mrnobody9473 Peterson is not my vet in Hamilton , now put the helmet on and go play with crayons lol wowza
@mrnobody94732 жыл бұрын
@@bradhill3167 bro why are u sounding so but hurted what's the problem, u have only written keep it up Peterson what does it mean then
@bradhill31672 жыл бұрын
@@mrnobody9473 are your parents siblings or something? Wtf are you even on about?
@marcusgoriel3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one Who enjoyed the black doctor😂😂
@kitenoticing3 жыл бұрын
ThatOneAsianBroChick their disadvantages come from their own communities.
@ranjanbiswas32333 жыл бұрын
@@kitenoticing *Corruption from govt.
@newnepal20722 жыл бұрын
He was doing Icecube impression tbh
@jackkraken38882 жыл бұрын
Name man he was awesome and shit.
@vezithegoodonline40692 жыл бұрын
I really wanna hear more on the Black Doctor and shit.
@Lol-ir1nj6 жыл бұрын
As an Asian, my parents didn't ask me to become a doctor when I was 17, but at the moment when I was born
@rovinrawat98056 жыл бұрын
小学生 Lol すごい
@Smexy_af6 жыл бұрын
小学生 Lol as an Indian I am surprised as to how do our parents think so similarly?
@rovinrawat98056 жыл бұрын
SS Hakuru thats japanese
@suraj-op2bx6 жыл бұрын
小学生 Lol 😂😂😂😂
@ashishrain14556 жыл бұрын
小学生 Lol hey have you watched movie.... 3 idiots? You will like it
@CreeperHD1094 жыл бұрын
My mom wanted me to be a doctor, but i came out as a patient
@menissenmootien41673 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@angelamuthoni11463 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@0690zma3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BarathKumarSenthil3 жыл бұрын
That turned dark
@patriciacoe91913 жыл бұрын
But the B Bn
@angryaspirant64143 жыл бұрын
In India if you become a doctor, you become a doctor. If in case you become an engineer, you end up becoming everything else than an engineer
@thesilentprofessional71582 жыл бұрын
My math teacher is from India and he is engineer
@unbeatengamer7552 жыл бұрын
@@thesilentprofessional7158 exactly.
@mblackops22 жыл бұрын
Why is that?
@amitrana79192 жыл бұрын
@@mblackops2 come to india bro one day u will understand everything 🤣
@mblackops22 жыл бұрын
@@amitrana7919 I’ll pass, I heard Muslims get treated like shit there 💀
@mikell.6064 Жыл бұрын
Am going into my second year of medical school. I am Peruvian American but basically grew up exactly like the black doctor he was describing. With every disadvantage, in the hood, and with real life struggles. I have never laughed so hard to any stand up before, I had tears and I felt like I was laughing and crying at the same time. Thank you Russel for making my day a little brighter.. and shiett.
@awesomemovieclips735 Жыл бұрын
Good luck with your future brother. Stay safe and enjoy the journey. Peace from India,arunachal pradesh@
@MQT129 Жыл бұрын
I admired your dedication and courage. Good luck with 'doctoring' and shiettt :)
@scintillam_dei Жыл бұрын
Peru is America.
@emanuelrojas29 ай бұрын
Would have holla at ya for a prescription? 😂
@joshitheyoshi25337 ай бұрын
Seriously shut the fuck up. Almost everyone has disadvantages of some sort. You're in medical school now. I hope you still won't be talking about how disadvantaged you were when you're a doctor.
@stha035 жыл бұрын
*even our standup comedians hold a degree in engineering* 😂😁😝
@2PLUS2FIVE4 жыл бұрын
on point.
@aniketmali12874 жыл бұрын
@Fiker Gaming AIB dudes
@nausheenali61384 жыл бұрын
born strong a good back up Incase this comedy thing explodes in their face and doesn’t work out. 😂😂
@AbhijitZimare14 жыл бұрын
@Fiker Gaming ALL OF THEM
@dakshkushwah56544 жыл бұрын
that from the most prestigious of instis Xd
@christopherd70294 жыл бұрын
In India, you do Engineering and then try to figure out what you want to do with your life
@PARTHASARATHISAMANTARAY4 жыл бұрын
I have an engineering, mba and 2 master level degrees, now I know why I am single till now.
@rubiks56594 жыл бұрын
Fuck man too real. In college right now for an engineering degree thAtll last maybe 5 years
@onkarmehakarkar26084 жыл бұрын
Lol true as shit!
@Kerrviii4 жыл бұрын
Christopher Tholou And take little old ladies money!!!!!
@highsandlows_4 жыл бұрын
Teresa Fontaine you’re messed up.
@rdanda3 жыл бұрын
Son: I don’t want to be a doctor Mom: If ain’t a neurologist, at least become a radiologist !
@jitendrabillaiya13923 жыл бұрын
Atleast radiologist. Well well!
@rookiedetective5693 жыл бұрын
@@jitendrabillaiya1392 radiology is the most contested post in India.
@Yalla_Habibi_Cat13 жыл бұрын
How about dermatology?
@sudhar19983 жыл бұрын
@@Yalla_Habibi_Cat1 We'all need an apology 😂
@ynwa63262 жыл бұрын
ever gone to school???
@vivekkesar22593 жыл бұрын
Me who preparing for NEET and searching vlags of Indian doctors for motivation and found this🤓🤓
@shrey45583 жыл бұрын
Same😭
@aditip84853 жыл бұрын
Same
@utkarsh47143 жыл бұрын
same lolz
@Okiedokieyes3 жыл бұрын
@@PushpaDevi-un7ef *end
@wisdomyyworld18392 жыл бұрын
We should leave yt 😂
@pippa_peg4 жыл бұрын
"When an Indian woman becomes a doctor, she really wanted to become a doctor" Me: *laughs nervously*
@joonaslaakkonen80964 жыл бұрын
Did u if so congrats
@rubaiyatmehedi93374 жыл бұрын
@@joonaslaakkonen8096 she meant she l didn't want to become a doctor
@joonaslaakkonen80964 жыл бұрын
@@rubaiyatmehedi9337 she changed the commment a lot
@rubaiyatmehedi93374 жыл бұрын
@@joonaslaakkonen8096 ohh
@hackerman27644 жыл бұрын
We feel you😂
@sskaur16384 жыл бұрын
Imagine your Doc saying: “Could you please provide me a urine sample and shit”
@purebredgoldenretriever15973 жыл бұрын
Underrated😂😂
@brianrapson24333 жыл бұрын
LOLOL.....😀
@jindrichspivak3 жыл бұрын
😄😅🤣😀😆
@ashimdas56683 жыл бұрын
I'm dying omg 😭
@the._.nabihouse3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@PNGMusicChannel2 жыл бұрын
Man, regarding Indian doctors, that is so so true. I have a very good Indian friend who has only 2 kids, a son & a daughter. Both are medical doctors and both are married to medical doctors and 1 or 2 of them ( or their spouses) are actually Ph.D. holders in their respective medical fields. Something beyond normal understanding in this world but a very normal occurrence in India.
@yokiryuchan76553 жыл бұрын
I'm Indian and if I told my parents I wanted to be a doctor they'd laugh at me. My parents never had high expectations for me lol.
@lemonstrangler Жыл бұрын
i remember when i was young, for some reason i said i wanted to be a doctor, and they just nodded like "sure you are" lol
@yokiryuchan7655 Жыл бұрын
@@lemonstrangler "just get a 60 beta it's a pass!"
@AZ-mt4lg11 ай бұрын
Go, become a doctor and make them laugh again in TEARS cuz eventually, they are proud of their child being able to chase his dream
@yokiryuchan76558 ай бұрын
@@AZ-mt4lg Are you Okay?
@harrisn36936 ай бұрын
You must be the third child
@littleripper3124 жыл бұрын
His middle aged indian mom face is hilarious.
@amandac88364 жыл бұрын
It is hahahaha
@suraj-op2bx4 жыл бұрын
@@amandac8836 they don't speak English though
@jasdeepsingh67183 жыл бұрын
Sandoo
@thatgirl46523 жыл бұрын
@@suraj-op2bx and your point is? 😂
@chilliecheesecake3 жыл бұрын
@@suraj-op2bx Hes telling the joke to an english speaking audience dumdum
@atulchauhan55654 жыл бұрын
Iam an indian and he is ridiculously correct on that *Edwooo* nickname joke. My mom call me atlooo 2:36
@logicjusticepeaceabundance52204 жыл бұрын
My name is Tanuja... So she couldn't 'add' a 'u' so she used to call me 'Tanyaa'... 😐
@ikartikthakur4 жыл бұрын
Really.! .. You enjoyed that part! .. You're indian with different soul
@hss21194 жыл бұрын
Call me Ghandoo
@harshitsisodiya80774 жыл бұрын
@@logicjusticepeaceabundance5220 tannu would hv Been more accurate
@sithlordrj88834 жыл бұрын
+Atul Chauhan Yep, what's even more hilarious is bloody strangers deciding to do it. I was born in India, and lived there until I was 14.
@priyabrahma51953 жыл бұрын
The guy Sandeep looks exactly like my Math HOD . I m gonna show this clip to him after classes resume. 😁
@HemanthAnil923 жыл бұрын
India makes the world’s best doctors... Feeling proud😏
@kavya14595 жыл бұрын
Asians have 3 options: 1) Doctor 2) Engineer 3) Disgrace
@pennyfish895 жыл бұрын
and lawyer bro !
@1234vedas5 жыл бұрын
one more-teacher.
@katievang60005 жыл бұрын
Or business
@samruddhiraut26475 жыл бұрын
On point !👌
@sassanghazi58195 жыл бұрын
So true bro that's my family
@nikkiburger77116 жыл бұрын
in defense of Indian Doctors everywhere...my best doctor I ever had was an Indian gentleman. And the best surgeon I ever had was an African gentleman. They where both damn good at their jobs.
@StuntsHrs6 жыл бұрын
But did the african gentleman end his sentences with "and shit"?
@kalpeshshelat6 жыл бұрын
Stunts, you don't need to kill Russell mate. Why don't you try his job, that too without saying any possible insults, because if you do, there'll be thousands of your friends (Indians) ready to jump on you. So far, I've even seen Muslim people more resilient to comedy, they know how to have a laugh, you all think everything single bloody thing is an insult. I get it that you're a nationalist, make it extreme nationalist, but take it fucking easy.
@alexasaperstein25656 жыл бұрын
Nikki Burger nope. Youre lying
@nikkiburger77116 жыл бұрын
Alexa Saperstein and how exactly am I lying? With all the doctors I've been too, throughout my life, my Indian doctor was the best. And my surgeon, who was African, was so thorough and methodical, I legit had no complaints concerning either of them. The only reason I stopped seeing my Indian doctor was because he retired and I was forced to go with another doctor. So don't you presume, joking or not, to state my opinion is a lie. Thing about opinions is, they are neither lies or truths, its what makes it an opinion, and my opinion was formed, by my own personal experiences.
@OROgoldenpair16 жыл бұрын
^he probably didn't end his sentences that way, as ppl seem to not grasp that not all black people share African American vernacular eng and or general American slang.... -sorry i had to-
@michaelrief44243 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of when I was young and me and a buddy from my neighborhood wanted to go into the Air Force when we graduated from High School. So we’re telling my parents about our plans to be Jet pilots and be Big Shots. My Dad crushed that idea when he said, “You do realize you get car sick in the back seat”. So we switched to the Navy. Dad repeated “car sick, CAR SICK.....Ships at Sea rock and roll more than a Jet “. End of military discussion.
@aoeu2562 жыл бұрын
Do we really need pilots on planes O_o. I'm pretty sure that planes can be auto-piloted for a long part of the voyage, and for landings perhaps let the plane by controlled remotely.
@katbam69843 жыл бұрын
I'm learning english with him :D greetings from germany 🇩🇪
@sr38213 жыл бұрын
With Indian accent too? 😁
@asdanahohi7492 жыл бұрын
Guten tag
@thesilentprofessional71582 жыл бұрын
🇸🇦🤙
@nitishbansal68782 жыл бұрын
Why learn from an indian comedian when you can actually learn from an indian!!
@NoName-pz7mk4 жыл бұрын
If you are an Arab then you have the following careers: a- Doctor b- Engineer c- High rank military personnel d- Lawyer e- A disgrace to your family
@studyhelp19653 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂.. ALMOST TRUE FOR ALL ASIAN
@thebearybestvirals22143 жыл бұрын
True
@miahsafwanabdal49943 жыл бұрын
True for many eastern cultures for some reason.
@marymckee33393 жыл бұрын
African aslo
@truepatriot37683 жыл бұрын
Really ??? I thought you all have your own oil wells
@stev90795 жыл бұрын
I love that he makes fun of everyone
@user-nu1du1bd1g4 жыл бұрын
stev9079 mxfxkst
@marklloyd40874 жыл бұрын
Love the face 😆 Sandooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
@wailbezzaz79664 жыл бұрын
Pewdiepie confirmed
@Melanie-le6mw4 жыл бұрын
Right
@ikartikthakur4 жыл бұрын
Yes! .. Like you.. Lol
@mivi22733 жыл бұрын
In India you can be a:- • Doctor • Engineer • Any Government Officer • or a WASTE
@tieroneasset6787 ай бұрын
Spot on about Indians. Not a stereotype
@vjj62585 жыл бұрын
This guy is surviving so far by just making fun of Indians.
@prashponnappa67315 жыл бұрын
Very true.....because if he used canadians to mimic he would be denied a stage...
@emptycup46865 жыл бұрын
@@prashponnappa6731 stfu
@prashponnappa67315 жыл бұрын
@@emptycup4686 and empty mind..cant expect anything more than that..sucua
@Ye-qn6oj5 жыл бұрын
IKR 😂
@bibhasdmusic5 жыл бұрын
He makes fun of everyone.
@haycheC6 жыл бұрын
this is so weird because I'm 17 and today my dad asked me why I don't want to become a doctor 😭😂😐
@notokbutok35306 жыл бұрын
a doctor has to study untill they are 35 .. meagre earnings till the age of 40 .. your friends would be earning way more than you. it's not easy to work for 20 hours a day for major part of your training. the system is shitty. you wouldn't get paid enough. media hates you. not becoming a doctor is the smartest decision & I respect that
@HailStonE9996 жыл бұрын
True, Also nowadays a lot of doctors are getting attacked frequently. Last month in my city a lady doctor was attacked simply 'coz she told, large no. of relatives are not allowed with the patients in the nursing home...
@saurabhpathaksln6 жыл бұрын
H C Ha to bol na unse gand fat jati h books dekh k padhai kya jhaat karunga
@shyon996 жыл бұрын
Only in the US. In India, they study till 26-28. None of that pre med college bullshit. You want to be a doctor? You immediatly start learning medicine.
@derrickrobyn6 жыл бұрын
I had to tickle myself to laugh.. complete punctured jokes ...owww...
@sebastianelytron84503 жыл бұрын
"Alright, first of all ****** you alright" 😂😂😂
@ibrahimaldossary14813 жыл бұрын
One of the best realistic clip at all time. He is so Indian because he is so brilliant.
@SAZIZMUSIC5 жыл бұрын
I am in a medical college in India. I can relate to this so much 😂😂. This is exactly my life.
@middle-classentrepreneur29494 жыл бұрын
And your name is sasziz music. Your family might have told first you become a doctor then music as part-time
@marimo68704 жыл бұрын
That's sad and awesome at the same time
@ikartikthakur4 жыл бұрын
Fuck you too! .. Joke from Russell..
@whenindoubteatabowlofsprou32474 жыл бұрын
sandoooo??
@leesteal44584 жыл бұрын
Awe, be a good doctor but continue playing your music.
@judithforddunning15106 жыл бұрын
My Indian doctors have been wonderful. Kind, thoughtful and well trained in their field of expertise
@fahimabrar33676 жыл бұрын
Judith Ford Dunning u are Indian lol. Don't try too hard.
@citywok95795 жыл бұрын
Did an Indian doctor write this?
@pongsokipz19965 жыл бұрын
just a joke..chill
@mythicalathenian50165 жыл бұрын
fahim Abrar STFU. You don't even know what a doctors value is.
@BoiledMilkSteak75 жыл бұрын
Indian doctors are pure shite. Dumb as fuck. Only thing they are good at is memorising 100 books but are clueless when it comes to praxis
@alyssaferaci11333 жыл бұрын
where have you been all my life!! lol....I just watched your stand up on Amazon Prime and I have not laughed that hard and that sustained in years!! Thank you for getting my endorphins going lol
@normankenneth018 ай бұрын
Hello Alyssa How are you?
@yw8990 Жыл бұрын
I had gone through quite a few Indian doctors and they are great.
@officialniktheking68914 жыл бұрын
My parents never asked me to be anything. Zero hopes from the start lol
@imjustapotato2934 жыл бұрын
I feel you man
@nopeakingyoungblood46964 жыл бұрын
my parents just wanted us to be wealthy and all four her children make over 200000 grand a year
@soniamerrill58674 жыл бұрын
the word is expectations I believe :v
@officialniktheking68914 жыл бұрын
@@soniamerrill5867 you believe wrong
@krishrana28483 жыл бұрын
no peaking young blood what do you guys do lol?
@enrac4 жыл бұрын
That "hood doctor" could be a perfect character in a skit or sitcom!
@dr.s.choudhury80893 жыл бұрын
That black doctor character sounds low key amazing tbh! 🤣
@xxIluvyouguysxx3 жыл бұрын
I work with an Indian psychiatrist lol. His son is in med school right now. It makes me wonder if they really wanted to do something else originally
@thomasthomasphilp43934 жыл бұрын
I am an Indian. My dream was to become a singer. Then I joined medical school und didnt finish. Now i am a biologist. He is so right
@ilikebeinganonymous86663 жыл бұрын
Why you dropped out?
@randomhuman17543 жыл бұрын
But ur name is whiter than the police that killed my black friend
@danksquidward3 жыл бұрын
@@randomhuman1754 lol ik, I’m Indian and my name is ishan agarwal
@shawnsouth3272 жыл бұрын
@@randomhuman1754 Russell actually goes over this in one of his stand ups Britain ruled over India for almost 100 years so British names and some culture got mixed in with Indians that’s why some authentic Indians have white names
@BijayKumar-gj4gh2 жыл бұрын
@@randomhuman1754 you realise that there are Christians and Anglo Indians in India right?
@AshwaniThakurEnglish6 жыл бұрын
Truth told through comedy. Fortunately I am one of those Indian's who is doing what he loves :)
@SoFancySoFetusy6 жыл бұрын
It's so nice to see an Indian fella loving his job as a doctor :')
@kewithunbonchang23236 жыл бұрын
That's huge bruh happy for you!
@taeyongsairpods57916 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@abdurrahmannaveed24436 жыл бұрын
Lets Share Solutions - Videos by Ashwani Thakur Good for you. I am a lecturer and i cant tell you how much i enjoy teaching😊.
@adnanaziz86726 жыл бұрын
Lets Share Solutions - Videos by Ashwani Thakur good luck buddy ...i wish i had your enthusiasm
@Gavriel-og6jv Жыл бұрын
2:25 I have seen this video 200+ times. This face just made my day.
@aj.15053 жыл бұрын
0:31 14 year old aspiring to become a doctor right here 🙋🏽♂️😂
@dr.s.sudharsan75095 ай бұрын
Me too
@KellieChasity6 жыл бұрын
Russel you were there for me, I was alone in a foreign country and I had everyone there turn against me, and put me down and make me feel horrible. I didn’t have my family or friends from back home to vent to, I cried myself to sleep countless nights. Then when I watched your videos I didn’t feel so lonely and I found my laughter , regardless how many times I’ve seen your skit I’ve always laughed and didn’t feel so bitter anymore. Thank you ❤️🙏🏻
@SamarIqbal-ye3tg6 жыл бұрын
Kellie Chasity laughter is the best medicine!
@adad-ec6ht5 жыл бұрын
You need an Indian doctor.
@Vinu8895 жыл бұрын
Watch chris rock too u wud love it
@carlfalcao4725 жыл бұрын
Hey Kellie you can hit me up if you're ever bored or have nothing to do.. feel free
@Terminator197825 жыл бұрын
Which country are you in? I'm coming
@zappawoman51835 жыл бұрын
I live in the UK and I'm so used to the doctors being Indian. One time I took my son to get some cream for his ezcema and the receptionist said "Dr Masih is on holiday, so you'll be seen by a locum". Ok, np, I'm just going to ask for the cream that worked before. I opened the door and the locum was an elderly white man. My immediate reaction was that he must be an imposter! I nearly walked out! Subconsciously I was so expecting him to be an Indian doctor that my initial reaction was "you can't be a doctor - you're white!" Stupid, I know. Anyway, I got a grip on myself and explained what my son needed and all was well. It was just amazing to me that I had that reaction! (I'm white myself, btw). I think Indian people really value education, the top two or three pupils in any class were almost always Indian, and the parents make sure their kids take their education seriously. Most likely they would have to pay a lot of money to get a good education in India or Pakistan, so they really want to make sure their children do their best and take their schoolwork very seriously because they remember how difficult and expensive it was to obtain a good education back in their motherland. Fair play to them!
@MissShootingStar54 жыл бұрын
I'm Pakistani. Our culture values getting a good education. It has nothing to do with your presumption that it is difficult or expensive to receive an education in the motherland.
@raimohoft12364 жыл бұрын
"Can I, please, see the real doctor now." ... "What do you mean?" ... "You know... the brown one!" 😉
@misscanada10664 жыл бұрын
Zappa Woman cause Indians flood the uk they are a majority there !!
@missnerd95554 жыл бұрын
Fun story! But just would like to point out something, as an Indian living in India. It's not difficult or expensive to get an education here. In fact, those who go to a different country to study actually invest a LOT of money in that than they would if they got educated here, and they are generally quite well-off. They aren't poor or deprived of education. It's just that they have their own other reasons. Some doctors you meet could be second or third generation Indians living there,, some could be studying a particular field that has more scope for research and development there. It's not always about money. Peace out!
@raghavsahni1684 жыл бұрын
ur assumption was fair on your part and most of it is true don't know about pakistanis but we Indians here value the education a lot and trust me there is a lot more potential in Indian kids if they get the resources.
@farrellhonda24462 жыл бұрын
Russell Peters is a very funny comedian who spent his time crafting his comic skills. He has paid his dues and is still perfecting his skills. His voice and vocal interpretation of different ethnic groups is without equal. Very funny.
@MLMLW Жыл бұрын
My spine surgeon is from India. He's very knowledgeable & actually patented the stuff he used to fuse my spine which has worked well. The bad thing about him is that more than once when I'd go in for a check up or a new problem for some reason he'd forget I was in the room & he'd skip over me & I'd sit & wait for a long time only to leave his office only getting to see his PA. That pissed me off! I was thinking he only wanted to see the patients that needed a procedure done or were there on work comp visits. I moved to another state but if I hadn't I'd be getting another spine doc for my spine problems because I felt he was too dismissive of me.
@michaellandon19607 ай бұрын
It's common for this to happen.
@MLMLW7 ай бұрын
@@michaellandon1960 - It shouldn't be. My back problems are just as important as the person waiting to see the same doctor. Being dismissive of any patient is unprofessional and was a waste of my time as he did this to me more than once. My brother's spine surgeon is great. Had I not moved to a different state I probably would have gotten a referral to my brother's doctor.
@ayushvashisht704295 жыл бұрын
Ask any 5th grade student in india 1 Doctor 2 engineer 3 scientist
@allscool-41315 жыл бұрын
Never heard the scientist one before, that aint even a stable job
@taheradenwala3045 жыл бұрын
I wanted to be an architect since 3rd grade and now i m!!
@gintoki99865 жыл бұрын
4. Pilot
@thecloud74245 жыл бұрын
4. Gas station....
@yubi-kun9585 жыл бұрын
Yess, I answered "ANIMATOR" to my teacher. And He was like, " What the shit is an ANIMATOR?"
@nw3186 жыл бұрын
somebody gonna get a hurt real bad
@dineshgoswamiDNGmagique6 жыл бұрын
Those r the dislikers.
@a_bo0dii2756 жыл бұрын
ok go stright then left then right
@hijack696 жыл бұрын
NatW318 then somebody gonna go to doctor
@dallascalliou58646 жыл бұрын
so who wont's a beating 😡
@yaseensamer75056 жыл бұрын
NatW318 lol I get it
@dalealexander59 Жыл бұрын
55 years ago I almost died of spinal meningitis, one the first 10 children to make it through without losing one of my senses. A Indian doctor flew from California to Michigan to do this
@kanward83566 жыл бұрын
Doctor from the hood lmfao
@whocares31326 жыл бұрын
LMAO :V :V
@anth913866 жыл бұрын
Brown Skunk lol
@jakedias6123 Жыл бұрын
@@anth91386 black?
@DS-tz1jt6 жыл бұрын
my dream was to become an astronaut when i was 14.. now i am pursuing my medical studies in india :p
@rochelledsouza97186 жыл бұрын
THENICKTHEORY read what the person wrote properly and then comment 💁
@RipanDutta19926 жыл бұрын
THENICKTHEORY read the comment again or go back to school and improve your reading skills :)
@bhargavsisir6 жыл бұрын
DSG Videos brooo...fuck yesss...its the same here...but then i actually wanted to become n astronomer...nd now i am studying for my 1st year medical exams...😂😂😂
@kaushikiyer48816 жыл бұрын
My dream was to become an astronaut since like 2nd standard. Now I'm pursuing aerospace Engineering in the us
@nareshR33216 жыл бұрын
DSG Videos ...Holy fuck... Me too... Even I wanted to become an astronaut but presently studying medicine
@GiannisVeronis Жыл бұрын
Russell being a doctor from the hood made me lose it.... 😂😁😝
@alexcrawford53502 жыл бұрын
Considering this is a clip from 2016 and 2006, this is probably the best audience he’s had in recent years, the audience seems to have a good sense of humor and laugh and cheer a lot!
@APR_LNN4 жыл бұрын
The Filipinos. Their Parents' dream is for them to be a Nurse.
@prajwalsharma2134 жыл бұрын
Similar to Indian parents
@swtnth4 жыл бұрын
Nah. Unlike to my case, It's my dream, they're the ones who didn't allow me to become a nurse :)
@swtnth4 жыл бұрын
I'm a filipino btw.
@Melanie-le6mw4 жыл бұрын
Lord Lmao
@marcelrodriguez88604 жыл бұрын
Or a mailman
@BChan19916 жыл бұрын
that black guy impersonation was hilarious
@minddragon84276 жыл бұрын
B. Chan I am pretty sure you are not taking about Indians...
@mikaelyancyquilon68476 жыл бұрын
No. Dipshit he isn't talking about indians.
@giuseppecorleonenguyen60374 жыл бұрын
Is there anywhere in America have a doctor talk like his imagination talk?? 😂😂😂
@spyboy00764 жыл бұрын
Really the NBA guys are impressive
@iguava3 жыл бұрын
I can’t. I just can’t. Every time he makes that “Sandoo” face. I can’t hold it in. 😂😂😂
@srivatsan718110 ай бұрын
i am so proud so say that you were my teenage fav. comedian. love from India... love u man...
@artemnoelgames4 жыл бұрын
“Hola at me tomorrow, mothafucka”😂😂😂
@chingghishan57076 жыл бұрын
Hey At least I’m Indian And not becoming a doctor. I’m becoming an.... Engineer HAH!.. yea this ain’t helping.
@akashmandal55805 жыл бұрын
Chinggis Han what is your profile pic
@asadwrites5 жыл бұрын
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@AudiowaveTV5 жыл бұрын
Software engineer? That would fit the stereo type even more XD
@NatsuDragneel075 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kylecharlie97745 жыл бұрын
"Thank you come again"
@virat75333 жыл бұрын
My mom was after me to take science and become a doctor and when I said I wanna join the army she said no problem beta! You can become a doctor there😭😭😭😭😭 like wtf mom😭😭
@yesungjongmyangel3 жыл бұрын
He’s hilarious. Awesome dude.
@DodyShawky6 жыл бұрын
When he was talking about black doctors from the hood, he should've included a pun about Dr. Dre
@mrloverman2.05 жыл бұрын
Mahmoud Mostafa thats too corny
@paichaz5 жыл бұрын
he missed that BIG TIME
@MichelMawon49825 жыл бұрын
...right...because that's the only way a black person from the hood would have that title?
@DodyShawky5 жыл бұрын
@@MichelMawon4982 No.. because that's how I'll trigger your paranoia.
@alyssajones43684 жыл бұрын
"Alright Mr. Peters. Seems your nasal passage is inflamed and shit." Lol omg 🤣
@monematif60133 жыл бұрын
I laughed ma ass off in this Part too lloool 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alyssajones43683 жыл бұрын
@@monematif6013 lol ikr? Nearly choked on my damn poptart.
@monematif60133 жыл бұрын
LOol 😂😂😂
@Revolution-bp2kj2 жыл бұрын
"If you fill out this little bitch ass prescription..."
@enigmasatan45062 жыл бұрын
Was he Dr. Dre?
@michellesanjuan1898 Жыл бұрын
Being an Asian mother, I commanded my young children: “You only have to pick 1 of these 3 choices of career in life- eye doctor, heart doctor and skin doctor!”. And of course B grades are not allowed in the house.
@essiesdancevidsandtravels69173 жыл бұрын
I m dying this guy is so funny and transparent 😂
@kk2ra9825 жыл бұрын
In the future, i want to be an animator and make my own animated series. *Then i realized i was indian* Edit: oh my god 11 months ago and I completely forgot about this comment and it blew up! Thanks for all the likes! (And btw the comment was a joke, my parents let me do whatever I want in the future :))
@pearlwolf86215 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@gamingrex27095 жыл бұрын
We can do this mate I am Indian too but India is growing 😊🙏
@kk2ra9825 жыл бұрын
GAMING REX okay thanks but the comment was just a joke anyways :)
@zuboy42725 жыл бұрын
You can upgrade our choota bheem to porn hub series Chotta Bheem And 72 Virgin : the Movie , animate it
@zackkhan45385 жыл бұрын
Bro i hv a story!!! Sbse faadu series bnainge xd!!!
@weltschmertzz4 жыл бұрын
When I was a teenager all I wanted was to earn enough to live on my own and get as far away as possible from my parents.
@childishtrumpinod29004 жыл бұрын
Well did it work?
@jack-nb3wm4 жыл бұрын
Hope your kids would want the same
@dayyumsonvlogs41524 жыл бұрын
@@jack-nb3wm lol ikr
@kaushikanubhav97244 жыл бұрын
@@jack-nb3wm they know nothing other than themselves..i mean when u belong to the most "devloped and superior" race of the era u dont give damn abt dese emotional shits..but when it comes to time..well it spares no one..most of them r real messed up till they reach their 50s dats what they show in movies..no offence✌
@jaikapur3 жыл бұрын
I respect ya' mate. I desire to do the same.
@2075vj Жыл бұрын
I cannot stop laughing. Ironically my husband is a black doctor. Too funny
@amita3596 Жыл бұрын
🤣😹2:26 Sandooo & Ed Woo gets me every single time. LMFAO 😭😹😹I can watch this a million times over and laugh every single time.
@flash67976 жыл бұрын
becoming doctor is one of the toughest ting in India .nobody goes through that shit without wanting to be one
@dwarfie246 жыл бұрын
I hear dissapointing ones parents is tougher for many still.
@hijack696 жыл бұрын
chaitanya arepalli Not *THE* toughest thing.... just one of the toughest thing
@flash67976 жыл бұрын
Vishal Verma yes and I am one myself
@gowrishankari896 жыл бұрын
chaitanya arepalli : What About CA
@arihankrishna6 жыл бұрын
That's a load of shit, I know a person who wants to do stand up comedy and whose parents are forcing him to do MBBS. He's studying in fucking Nepal and he's at least two years along in the course
@msdee74444 жыл бұрын
Shout out to all of the Indian Mom's who made their sons become Doctors! One Indian Doctor treated both my son and daughter for leukemia, and another saved my life in this past year. Yayyyy for Indian Mom's! ♥
@sr38213 жыл бұрын
All hail Indian doctors 😁
@EetsBack Жыл бұрын
Not their Dads?
@LanguageExpert-hg8do7 ай бұрын
❤
@lilacs5292 жыл бұрын
Omg, this man is brilliant. Dying 😂😂😂
@azimothman79523 жыл бұрын
“If you become a doctor you can fix it!” 😂😂😂
@arthurwatts16805 жыл бұрын
That face is straight out of the 'Indian Aunties you never, ever want to meet' book of mugshots ;)
@sohimashah50985 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod4 жыл бұрын
I would totally watch a TV series about Dr. Deferral who grew up in the ghetto and ends his sentences with "and shit". XD
@PhoenixRising-qx9xk2 жыл бұрын
I would never want to watch such a hideous stereotype. Any person with such high aspirations would NEVER speak like that. This is why black people have to deal with microagressions in real life.
@jagadeeshkumar516 Жыл бұрын
As a Indian doctor I can relate 😂
@thecornucopiaofcraziness4842 жыл бұрын
3:44 best unintentional Vince Mcmahon impression ever
@nihitkhunteta61374 жыл бұрын
Damn!!, He literally told my story about how I am becoming a doctor
@snay714 жыл бұрын
Do you want to become one?
@nihitkhunteta61374 жыл бұрын
@@snay71 after seeing the amount of problems the doctors in my family have faced and are facing I am leaning more and more towards no
@snay714 жыл бұрын
@@nihitkhunteta6137 wtf? what problems? I wanna know. I'm indian too.
@nihitkhunteta61374 жыл бұрын
@@snay71 stress, hypertension, a sleep schedule which is sooo out of whack that you are sleep deprived, insomniac and most probably a narcoleptic at the same time, then there's Modi who actually says that any doctor in the private sector is a thief, then the stress of not being able to save a patient (whenever that happens), then there's the filing, did you know that for every 5 minutes a doctor spends on treating one patient he/she has to spend atleast 12 minutes to record and report what he did on paper, then when the patient doesn't get better or even worse even if its due to his own fault he come with an entourage just to complain and fight, also since you are an Indian, you might also know about the attacks on the doctors and then when a patient is brought dead we are supposed to actually "heal" them even if there's no hope and they actually expect that we would resurrect the patient and make it seem like he'll just walk it off and then there's emergencies, there's this oncologist I know who is dying of cancer( yes, I know its ironic), but what I got was that he didn't had time to get himself diagnosed and it got metastatic and so even the treatment is not that effective Its so stressful for the doctors have a comparatively shorter life span than normal office workers and the use of alcohol, smoking and drugs is higher than other professions. Also I forgot to mention but we get a intern salary lower than that of a unskilled labour it converts to be less than $4 a day.
@nihitkhunteta61374 жыл бұрын
@@snay71 It's high paying (kind of) it has a starting salary of 54,000 a month just after graduation, with a good chance of raise per year but the problem is that you will get a salary of at max 1,00,000 at the age of 45-50 if you do not do any more degrees, a job in the private sector would give proportionally higher wage but starting salary is just as lower at around 20-30k, so basically any doctor needs atleast 3 degrees to earn what we can consider as a "high" paying job and yes, I do have discord, so I will add you there.
@bakeryssoul6 жыл бұрын
As an Asian, I'm very lucky that my parents allowed me to study and become whatever I wanted to study/become. They were fine with anything as long as I could survive. I've met so many Asian people my age who were forced to do things they don't want to and they will probably end up with a lot of regrets. It saddens me.
@akp3097 Жыл бұрын
You are 1% of those asian from 5 billion asian…
@secularismandhumanity52823 жыл бұрын
He brands people with their nationality.
@russellcoe39263 ай бұрын
Everytime i see Russell on stage I always think of my younger days growing up in Brampton… the jokes are endless
@roaaoverthinks4 жыл бұрын
*Samuel L. Jackson as a Doctor*
@TheStopShort2 жыл бұрын
I have had it with these motherfucking tumors in this motherfucking gastric tract
@abcd67275 жыл бұрын
Indian doctors r one of the best and highly respected all over the world.
@ginger-bread_man5 жыл бұрын
What makes an Indian doctor special or different from a Pakistani doctor?
@sandeepbalasubramanya96745 жыл бұрын
@@ginger-bread_man being indian and a pakistani
@wasteman32595 жыл бұрын
ginger same shit
@ginger-bread_man5 жыл бұрын
@@wasteman3259 : So answer the question, what makes Indian/Pakistani doctors "so special"??
@devilapostate45755 жыл бұрын
@@ginger-bread_man Indian doctors use brain Rather America use fat burgers and big loans to pay for life
@chandra_himanshu3 жыл бұрын
Most Indian doctors are dedicated ones who really wanted be doctors. It is one of the most respected career in India. Yes they are bright people who do have a hobby in which they also excel. These are some of the brightest students in their school who also generally good in extra curricural activities.
@ashishxoxo3 жыл бұрын
THIS IS GOLD ,!
@noorkhalid25735 жыл бұрын
My options: 1) Doctor 2) Engineer 3) Entrepreneurship 4) Disgrace 5) Useless and disowned
@jaybirdfly1495 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure 80% of Indian youth pick the 4th 😂
@hyndscs4 жыл бұрын
Hey hey hey same for white people
@Melanie-le6mw4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@anisraho89284 жыл бұрын
@@subhajitbaitalik4362 you know there is more muslims in india then there is in fuckin pakistan ?
@snay714 жыл бұрын
@@jaybirdfly149 me
@rexchristo13186 жыл бұрын
I wanted to be a drummer and someone who operated space ships when I was 15. Im 28 now and I am doctor in India.
@Shewas-kathybates6 жыл бұрын
Rex Christo 😢😢😭
@ak47ava6 жыл бұрын
I actually wanted to be a doctor, and i ended up failing medical school in 2016. now i am living with my mom/ :(
@arshk36126 жыл бұрын
boom boom - enjoy life its too short - if your world has fallen apart because you failed try giving it another go. If not see what the world offers plenty of other things to try dude.
@arshk36126 жыл бұрын
Great UK band the Kaiser Chiefs - Indian lad from Leeds on drums - he said just that very thing..
@user-wm9gz8fo8sАй бұрын
Man! you are the best!! Regards from Costa Rica, come here please!
@pshibli71743 жыл бұрын
മലയാളി ആയി ആരും ഇല്ലേ ഇവിടെ Any malayalis.... kerala 🤣❤️
@swiftieforever97935 жыл бұрын
I am Indian , at 14 I wanted to a space scientist at NASA and now I am a Med Student at stanford.
@kevins67325 жыл бұрын
Why did you change career choice. You went from the stars to helping sick people. If you did it for any reason besides your new found love and passion for helping humans then you're probably an idiot
@swiftieforever97935 жыл бұрын
@@kevins6732 Oh no no, its because i found my passion and love in medicine. Obviously helping people is also my dream but that's not why I got into medicine originally. Also even now i read physics books, read new published theories , etc . Because now physics is my hobby. I was fascinated by entire branch of Science since I was a kid.
@riderpikachu74035 жыл бұрын
@@kevins6732 it's because he listens to Taylor Swift
@swiftieforever97935 жыл бұрын
@harmeet cheema I totally get your point. However there are lot of enthusiasts whose passion is physics and space and dark matter , etc. The drive of knowing the unknown and searching for it is incredible. Everyone have their own interests.
@swiftieforever97935 жыл бұрын
@@Stories-Facts First of all I should get to decide what I want to. Then if were ever to be a space scientist I would prefer ISRO over NASA anyday. However when I have decided to settle over my medical field , there is no way i am get myself educated in India. The Caste System is turn off for me, besides the education provided in Stanford is top in the world behind Harvard, the is no chance of any Indian university that can catch up to even 1% of Stanford standards. There is absolutely NO CHANCE for research in India during MBBS. Students there don't even know how to write a research paper. Corrupt Government back there would rather fill pockets of Nirav modi and his mama and ambanis or spend on unnecessary statues or bullet trains or build Ram Mandir or Masjid or stupid campaign ads than to invest in education. The rich will always get richer in India and poor will always get poorer. I love my India but i absolutely hate the mess its turned into by the corrupt politicians and extreme religious violence.
@Sebastian08994 жыл бұрын
I always break down in tears at the "I wanted to be in the NBA" joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@priyap2701 Жыл бұрын
Amazing psychology... Amazed the way you connect the dots with different cultures .... With humor.... 🌺
@dgeneeknapp3168 Жыл бұрын
My favorite doctor ever had a business with his brother hauling away brick debris from construction sites. The brother got hurt, was taken to the main trauma hospital in Atlanta (Grady). When he saw a tall, blond nurse, my man went to med school so he could maybe go out with that nurse taking care of his brother. He became a great doctor and married the nurse...and then gave their kids really strange names. He had a great sense of humor and bedside manner. He saved my life, and I feel blessed to have had his care.
@MrMegaTruong5 жыл бұрын
As a physician, I found this hilarious
@endlessserenade44913 жыл бұрын
"when you grew up on the mean streets of Mississauga"....LOOOL that was way funnier than it should have been
@friedrice83033 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video more than 10 times 😂
@MIMMassi6 жыл бұрын
I wanted to be a gymnast, now I liquidate companies XD
@simonsez62006 жыл бұрын
This is true... Lot of Indian kids take up a course to become a doctor only because their parents wanted them to. Most of them never wanted to be a doctor - most never had a choice! Every one of them had to throw away their dreams of being something else only because of cultural stigma. Parents "think" they are wishing only the best for their kids but in reality they only kill their kids from the inside only so that they can show off to their Chacha ke Bete ke Mausere bhai ke Saale ki Bua ki Beti ke Nanad that "my kid is a doctor" - FOR LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE! Kids only obey their parents because they are taught from a tender age that "Parents are Gods" and every fucking wish they have is a divine decree! On this point at least, Indian culture stinks as bad as shit. ----- Confessions of an Indian kid who survived this ordeal years ago.
@amit12029826 жыл бұрын
Simon sez very true and well written. Cannot agree more.
@nkosistrainbullies58066 жыл бұрын
Well in America we let our kids Chase their dreams and they become fucking losers. You can Chase your dream an be a doctor.
@unclepodger6 жыл бұрын
Simon sez high five mate
@SaneLiesbuster6 жыл бұрын
Simon sez *There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.* George Bernard Shaw
@aitishkumar65746 жыл бұрын
Simon sez Yumm. So much stuff to correct. Let's dive right in. 1.Parents think that they are well wishers of their children but what they do is kill their dreams. Ans. No. Parents intend for their children to settle. 17 year old guy who never played guitar, wants to become a guitarist. Keyword: Never played it once. Is actually pretty good at academics but is not interested. What do you think he is doing when he says he wants to become a guitarist? He is gambling. 50-50 chance of becoming a good guitarist. 10% chance to become successful. The thing is that, in this scenario,"it's his life which is on stake".Keyword: Life. Surely, you can be optimistic all you want and end up becoming one however, the chances of you not becoming one are way higher. Look from a parent's perspective. (Indian, for arguments sake) Pretty damn good at academics. Chances of becoming a scholar and getting a good livelihood. 90%. Keyword: 90%. Virtually, no gambling as marks are directly prop. To studying. No randomness factor at all. Get it? No parent is intending on getting some kind of special 'respect' from those around them. First and foremost is the living conditions of RT heir child. Respect is an added bonus. What do you think? Parents of spies and other secret intelligence officers are sad as they can't scream about their child? If i actually had to put a blame on someone. I would rather put it on myself not on my parents. Being practical can be harsh, never corrupting. It was my fault at the first place of having an unrealistic dream. Earning money is a necessity anyways. If i cannot even hold my horses until having the necessary preparations, how exactly am i blaming others? Earning money is first and foremost. Chase your dreams all you want later. I could name 10 people right now who were forced to do something else by their parents and still ended up living their dreams. My teacher wanted to be a traveller. Her mother made her a teacher(which she is pretty darn good at!), she became a traveller anyways. She Goes to different countries, regions every year and has a lot of fun. All you need to do is have determination. It's the fault of these children for dropping their dreams. All they needed to do is postpone them. They fail to understand that and you too, my friend. Tell me the name of this guy you got all this 'speech' from. Tell him to earn money and do whatever the hell he wants. No one cares. A typical Indian male parent of a 17 year old is in his late 40s.Due to general health conditions, he knows that he would work at best for another 15 years. When he sees his child taking a gamble at such a point in his life, it craps the living shit out of him. If this 'quitter' guy you talked about held until 22 and created a source of income for himself, his parents would have more than agreed to let him be a gamer if he wants to. You said that Indian children are taught that their parents are like gods. And you talked about how it butthurts you. First of all, learn the reasons behind all of this. First, it makes a child polite. It makes him respect elder and acknowledge experience. There is nothing wrong about this virtue. It's the people who play with it and twist it around. And second of all. Fine, acknowledge your parents as humans. Then remember that these are the humans who gave birth to you, raised you, stayed awake when you were ill and add on the debt of all of that placed on you. And now, on the age of 17 you want to take a gamble? Then, why exactly did they grow you? Where is your payment, sir? If you want a human, you get one. Pay your debts and then do whatever you want. And even this debt is only intended to make you 'rich' and 'popular'. Keyword: You. You talked about how the parents go on to their relatives about their children, and yet you didn't even realize the meaning behind it. All of their life, their children have been living in their shadow as " so and so's son".Now, they get a chance to be "the father of this guy".for first time in their life, they get to be in the audience seats while their child is on the stage. How exactly is it not a moment of celebration? Do you know what actually leads to unfulfilled dreams? Do you? It's the mindset of the person not willing to achiever their dreams after becoming a working adult. Of course, their are countless people who fall into the category you talked about. But, the thing we only talk about them. The extremes. Extremely rich. Extremely poor. Extremely intelligent. Extremely dumb. Extremely forced. Extremely motivated.The majority does not lie in the extremes. Why not collect some actual information and having some actual knowledge before thrashing out on the Internet with information you gathered about these extremes. Trust me, i could write this all day but, the thing is i can't. It takes a hell of a time to write a long comment on a 5 inch phone and so i hope you get what i said and don't make me continue.