Indian Muslims & India Pakistan Cricket Match | Standup Comedy By Rehman Khan

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Rehman khan

Rehman khan

5 жыл бұрын

My tyrst with ''The eternal Indo-Pak cricket Saga''
A Battle on the field,
A Battle off the field.
Spicer than any Saas Bahu high voltage drama...
Watch it out to have some real action.
Note: Kamzor Dil ke logon se guzarish hai ke Poora video na dekhien!!!
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Location: OneNest, Kharghar, Navi Mumbai
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Edited by: Prashant Shendage
Written & Performed by: Rehman Khan
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@mohamedsidick9524
@mohamedsidick9524 5 жыл бұрын
Born to a muslim Brought up with hindus Educated by christians. Am a power full Indian..!!🏅
@jaimisra3852
@jaimisra3852 5 жыл бұрын
Sirf rss , not hindus
@hassymiia6267
@hassymiia6267 5 жыл бұрын
asians hustler Hindutva hindu extremist
@hassymiia6267
@hassymiia6267 5 жыл бұрын
asians hustler That was funny lol
@HallToPower
@HallToPower 5 жыл бұрын
A true Indian you are brother ♥️ and u don't a need a certificate for that from anyone no matter if he's a Hindu or muslim, just avoid negative ppl and their negativity .... 👍👍
@HallToPower
@HallToPower 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jsoc999 kavi Maharaj 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SatyveerSinghYadav
@SatyveerSinghYadav 5 жыл бұрын
Being Hindu, I never thought of Indian Muslim like this. I always see them like my brother
@CKM600
@CKM600 5 жыл бұрын
S bro but thr r many hindus who do exactly the same he explained
@khaleefax9553
@khaleefax9553 5 жыл бұрын
*Because you are not a brain washed BJP/Modi bhaggt. Trust me, you may not be one of them but there are millions of them out there.*
@SatyveerSinghYadav
@SatyveerSinghYadav 5 жыл бұрын
@@khaleefax9553 I do admire our PM. And every one think the same I do in my surrounding. No one is brain washed here.
@khaleefax9553
@khaleefax9553 5 жыл бұрын
@@SatyveerSinghYadav Watch Dhruv Rathee's channel
@bckstrm1897
@bckstrm1897 5 жыл бұрын
@@khaleefax9553 Not everyone who supports Modi or BJP hates Muslims. Most don't.
@syedmohiuddin6807
@syedmohiuddin6807 2 жыл бұрын
I don't feel discriminated a muslim in India...because I never discriminate anyone because of their religion. Proud to be an Indian muslim
@gl.designs
@gl.designs Жыл бұрын
He didn't get good content to do standup on
@kinganoneplusja6753
@kinganoneplusja6753 Жыл бұрын
Nice where are you from in India ?
@Prem_Naam_hai_Prem_Chopda
@Prem_Naam_hai_Prem_Chopda Жыл бұрын
Tera hi bada hai. Tera hi laal hai. 🙏🙏🙏
@deekshasingh5999
@deekshasingh5999 2 жыл бұрын
I m hindu....when i was in school thier was our teacher "Salim sir"(we don't even know his surname 😎) he was literally ideal of all students...he was very dedicated n disciplined teacher, even though he was suffering from brain tumor he never missed our class..... guys...for us he is neither a muslim nor a hindu...he was someone we want to be like 🙏( pray for his long life)
@aribaansari4849
@aribaansari4849 2 жыл бұрын
When I was reading your comment I was thinking about my father because he is a teacher and his name is also Salim Ahmed but when you said he was suffering from brain tumour I 'd be like:- Oh! She is not talking about my father But whoever you are prasing may Allah ! Give him long long life😇🤲🤲
@rifatmahmud2647
@rifatmahmud2647 2 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️
@shivay.8098
@shivay.8098 2 жыл бұрын
Wo jald se jald allah k pas chala jay .
@shivay.8098
@shivay.8098 2 жыл бұрын
Ishwar use uske imajinary allah wallah jo bhi hay usk pas bhej de .
@shivay.8098
@shivay.8098 2 жыл бұрын
Ab ek gadhi batay gi ki adharmiyon ki lambi umra k liye pray karna hay ki kya karna hay .abe. O chipkali abhi gyan ekatha kar gyan dene ki abhi teri haisiyat nahi hay .
@The_emperor_007
@The_emperor_007 5 жыл бұрын
First time "Hindu-Muslims" comments are satisfying 👍❤
@irshadahmad1208
@irshadahmad1208 5 жыл бұрын
Afridi alkayda ka kamandar h 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😁😁😁😁😁😁 Good shot sir g
@dakshu11
@dakshu11 5 жыл бұрын
We are one!!!
@GauravKumar-yq8br
@GauravKumar-yq8br 5 жыл бұрын
aisa kuch nai ..harami harami hi hota hai chahe kuch v kar lo
@shabnamchoudhary3878
@shabnamchoudhary3878 5 жыл бұрын
Right
@GauravKumar-yq8br
@GauravKumar-yq8br 5 жыл бұрын
@@dineshsinghaswal1299 well said
@viditmaheshwari4595
@viditmaheshwari4595 5 жыл бұрын
Bhai Despite of Being a Hindu I studied at Aligarh Muslim University and serving as a soldier......I myself witnessed India winning the world cup in the common room of my hostel.......their may some handful muslims who were supporting Pakistan but their number was negligible when compared to Indian Muslim Supporters. Jai Hind
@jaguar2948
@jaguar2948 5 жыл бұрын
But the problem is when some Muslims chant against india rest Muslims behave like puppet that's why i say Muslims are hypocrite they don't want to boycott them because all are same that is called #Gaddar
@manohar2138
@manohar2138 5 жыл бұрын
or aapne apne samne apni country ki insult hote huye kaise dekhi..............mai hota to aasi tessi krba deta unko...............or direct FIR
@nidhitripahti6064
@nidhitripahti6064 5 жыл бұрын
This is because we are forced to feel that we are pakistani despite indian
@hgjhhj3491
@hgjhhj3491 3 жыл бұрын
What I like about you is that you described situation of Muslim without mocking hindu or hindu gods. This is comedy.
@raxtaz1112
@raxtaz1112 2 жыл бұрын
Wrna Shivsena to hai hi khadi Jai Shivaji Raje ♥
@netajinaman9794
@netajinaman9794 2 жыл бұрын
Yes brother. He is gem ❤️🇮🇳
@netajinaman9794
@netajinaman9794 2 жыл бұрын
@@raxtaz1112 ghanta kuch karte, congress hai waha mumbai me. Balasaheb the tab thik tha
@swatirichhariya7264
@swatirichhariya7264 3 жыл бұрын
I am a hindu and never thought of Irfan pathan shahrukh amir or any one like this
@abhishekvidhani1215
@abhishekvidhani1215 5 жыл бұрын
Today I saw a true Indian Muslim speaking his heart out. Salute to you sir 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
@loverebel6632
@loverebel6632 5 жыл бұрын
हिन्दू मुस्लिम सिख ईसाई सोचना सिर्फ और सिर्फ एक मानसिक बीमारी है और कुछ नहीं हम सब सिर्फ और सिर्फ एक इंसान है हमारे अंदर लाल रंग का खून है जिसको लेबोरेटरी में टेस्ट करने के लिए भी भेजो तो सिर्फ एहि पता चलेगा की एक इंसान है बाकी और कुछ सोचना सिर्फ एक भ्रम झूठ और मानिसक विकार या बीमारी है ,इंसान की फितरत होती है बाँट देने की जैसे कुत्ते अपने मूत से अपनी जगह बनाते है वैसा ही इन्सान करता है ,और भूख प्यास डर गुस्सा सेक्स यह सब इंसान की अंदर की चीज़ें होती है ,इंसान सिर्फ पुरुष के साथ ही भेद भाव् करता है दुसरे धर्म की औरतो के साथ दुसरे धर्म के पुरुष को मज़ा ही आता है क्योंकि यह सब अंदर की ज़रूरतें है ,इसलिए इंसान एक जानवर से ज़्यादा कुछ नहीं है बस जानवर प्यार की भाषा समझते है जबकि इंसान प्यार की भाषा को कमज़ोर की जुबां गिनता है इसलिए अगर इंसान हो तो इंसानो से प्यार करो इज़्ज़त करो मदद करो बाकी फ़ालतू बातें बंद कर दो
@noorain8552
@noorain8552 5 жыл бұрын
Kabhi ghr se nikal liya kro bhai😌
@msanwar6223
@msanwar6223 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry to say but your knowledge about Indian Muslim's is limited.
@abhishekvidhani1215
@abhishekvidhani1215 5 жыл бұрын
MS Anwar Yup I don’t have much knowledge about Indian Muslims. I said what I felt at that time after watching this video.
@abhishekvidhani1215
@abhishekvidhani1215 5 жыл бұрын
MS Anwar But why ? Have I said something wrong ?
@Arru_kkc75
@Arru_kkc75 5 жыл бұрын
Being Muslim, I never thought of hindu brother's like this. I always see them like my brother's.. JAI HIND❤
@kajalchandel6843
@kajalchandel6843 5 жыл бұрын
👍
@adityasasidharan6583
@adityasasidharan6583 5 жыл бұрын
bullfuckingshit. you hate idol worship , how will you like us hindus?
@sarmadsafdar529
@sarmadsafdar529 5 жыл бұрын
@@adityasasidharan6583 Brother Have You Read Your Own Veda's ? It's Clearly Condemning The Idol Worship But You Still Do It. Muslims Hate Hinduism But Did Not Hate Hindus Because They Are Also Human Beings And One Cannot Be A Good Muslim Until Unless He's A Good Person 😇 Hope's That Answered Your Query 😇
@Abhishek-js9oj
@Abhishek-js9oj 5 жыл бұрын
@@sarmadsafdar529 If anyone do not believe in worshipping idols, then why do they believe in visiting masjids and churches? If you believe we cannot create the creator then how could you build a place where he lives and that too on the same earth which he has created for you. And who the hell are you to decide that your god would reside in churches and masjids you have built. Why people use to pray in those places only which they believe to be sacred. Go to a pub and start praying there? Actually we live in a mortal world and that's why we all need some material/physical representation of every thing to understand its existence. even thinking of god/jesus Christians must be imagining Jesus in Mary's lap! or something like that. Same may be for muslims and all the religions in the world. so we Hindus make a physical representation of our god which is "Idol", to eliminate the efforts for imagination and we prefer to give that effort to concentrate in what we are praying for. Idols also help us represent our almighty in a consistent way. For example if I think of " Hanuman ji" and someone else also thinks of "Hanuman ji" at same time we both will have the same kind of imagination, identical images/figures for hanuman ji because we both have seen at least one Idol or image of him. Its as simple as that.
@mohammedfaruki5368
@mohammedfaruki5368 5 жыл бұрын
@@adityasasidharan6583 yes don't agree with act of idol worship, but it doesn't mean we dislike the person. I like eating beef, the cow is sacred to you, so does that mean you dont like mualims dude!! Stop being hypocritical.
@dineshdj-bl4fu
@dineshdj-bl4fu 3 жыл бұрын
I never feel any bad feelings towards any muslims . I am a teacher and i teaches muslim students in their house and they loved and respect me alot . We all are part of our country our society So,please love each other .
@akhilkhalifah496
@akhilkhalifah496 Жыл бұрын
@Alok Kumar ... Respects sir ji ...
@manishas9411
@manishas9411 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry that Indians that are Muslims have to go through this. It's sad that you have to keep proving this. I hope for more comedians like you. It will get better. The partition happened only 70 yrs ago.
@Rehmankhan
@Rehmankhan 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Manisha 😊
@manashmanu
@manashmanu 3 жыл бұрын
Muslims will not be treated as poorly as he presents!
@ammusicdeep7873
@ammusicdeep7873 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate your thinking
@exmuslimsahil7801
@exmuslimsahil7801 3 жыл бұрын
@@ammusicdeep7873 plz support Indian ex-muslim channels, if u want freedom from Sharia and islamic brainwashing, muslim are gratest victim of Quran.
@exmuslimsahil7801
@exmuslimsahil7801 3 жыл бұрын
@@ammusicdeep7873 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j6t8mrukrbHLpYU.html
@pallavip3012
@pallavip3012 5 жыл бұрын
I m a brahmin and I never do that to my Muslim friends. I think many don't do. We celebrate win as indians. Always love 😍
@AbhishekYadav-rb4bi
@AbhishekYadav-rb4bi 5 жыл бұрын
But you always tried to suppress the dalits .
@pallavip3012
@pallavip3012 5 жыл бұрын
@@AbhishekYadav-rb4bi that era is passed long long years ago. extremist might have done. Not all. Its there in every cast and religion. As you all had problems even we had. As all brahmins are not bad, similarly all dalits are not good. Hence commenting on particular group of people is never a right thing to do.
@AbhishekYadav-rb4bi
@AbhishekYadav-rb4bi 5 жыл бұрын
See I agreed that currently in cities this thing is quite less than it was before .. but it is not completely disappeared even in cities..and in villages atmosphere is still the same as before...but what you all see is reservation..
@loveline3463
@loveline3463 5 жыл бұрын
@@AbhishekYadav-rb4bi bring education to your villages 👍🏻
@AbhishekYadav-rb4bi
@AbhishekYadav-rb4bi 5 жыл бұрын
@@loveline3463 is it my responsibility ? All these villages are part of India.. and this is the ground reality.. people like you should educate yourself first
@rey_kshitu5965
@rey_kshitu5965 5 жыл бұрын
Reporters doing comedy and Comedian doing true reporting...
@rey_kshitu5965
@rey_kshitu5965 5 жыл бұрын
You are awesome bro keep it continue. ...
@vinayakpednekar5236
@vinayakpednekar5236 5 жыл бұрын
Bunny-2209 ji you have summarised it so well... I just loved this whole episode..
@mehjoor5470
@mehjoor5470 5 жыл бұрын
right bro
@riyazhussain9673
@riyazhussain9673 5 жыл бұрын
Bahuth badi baat kahi hai Bunny ji..
@bijaymahakul
@bijaymahakul 5 жыл бұрын
Masses need to realise this
@muditverma5618
@muditverma5618 2 жыл бұрын
I'm Hindu and I've muslim friends too and I think they are among the best of mine, we all are friends since school and each of us shares strongest bond one could ever had. I think education and being aware of social duties plays the key role in building the person more than a religion, and a more HUMAN.
@manishas9411
@manishas9411 3 жыл бұрын
Indian comedians are more like comedic activists. Love you Rehman Khan.🥰😍
@Rehmankhan
@Rehmankhan 3 жыл бұрын
Manisha Shenoy Thankyou Keep supporting ❤️
@ajmerisahil1711
@ajmerisahil1711 5 жыл бұрын
I read the comment box really proud to be an Indian Muslim❤❤❤ Love India Jay hind 😍😍😘😘 Bharat mata ki jay🙋🙋🙋 ❤❤❤❤❤Comment in Friday need heart❤❤❤❤ Part of joke😂😂😂😂😂😂keep laughing✌✌👌👌
@pratap3553
@pratap3553 5 жыл бұрын
Sahil Ajmeri love you bro.. 😘😘 please don't take tension & ignore of some stupid bhakts.. one day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
@ajmerisahil1711
@ajmerisahil1711 5 жыл бұрын
Definitely bro....same to you
@hassymiia6267
@hassymiia6267 5 жыл бұрын
Shivaji PRSG. It’s not stupid bakts its the sense n view of vast amount of hindtuva hindus which is increasing. Extremist views on muslims in india. Which is why you if you’re a good hindu need to take fair action
@nilamadhab90
@nilamadhab90 5 жыл бұрын
Great
@sankettambe440
@sankettambe440 5 жыл бұрын
@@hassymiia6267 Mr the things he mentioned in his standup don't exist anymore in any corner of India ok.. Here Muslim brothers celebrate diwali n ganeshotsav with us n we celebrate Eid n Mohrum with them so .. itz part of joke but not any actual scenario okay.. Dont spread hatred..
@DrSem-xs5gf
@DrSem-xs5gf 5 жыл бұрын
Me ek foji officer aur ek trainer b hoon aur muslim b .12 saal me ne lakhoon ladkoon ko training di hai ..but kabhi b dharaam bej me ni aya hai ..l love my country.. jai hind jai bharat .. Rahman bhai love u so much and good awareness...
@vikramprajapat661
@vikramprajapat661 5 жыл бұрын
We r indian sir
@parthj1403
@parthj1403 5 жыл бұрын
Sir ji to Kashmiri Muslims kyu nahi kar te payar India se?
@vikaaso
@vikaaso 5 жыл бұрын
Sir ap jaise veero ne to desh ko bacha rakha Hai...apka dharm manavata ka dharm na ap Hindu hote ho na mushalman...but Raham Ji ki commedy me sarcasm jyada Hai..he is just targeting Hindus
@manishmohan2010
@manishmohan2010 5 жыл бұрын
VIKASH PANDEY Saab kya aap nahin samajhte unhein apni Desh bhakti har di prove karni hoti hai
@pkmb5483
@pkmb5483 5 жыл бұрын
mdh Sem Jai Hind sir
@nishajaihindajain9192
@nishajaihindajain9192 3 жыл бұрын
Your poetry at the end always bring tears to my eyes . Whenever I feel misguided by the media I click your channel to hear your poetry so that I keep humanity as my dharm above my religion .
@gaurav2254
@gaurav2254 2 жыл бұрын
Sister kuch logo ko dusre ki roti khate dekhna acha nahi lagta isliye kahte hai akele khaya Karo khana
@kadeejasumayya7253
@kadeejasumayya7253 3 жыл бұрын
This is awesome Sir, u just shared the reality through comedy
@sdutt5384
@sdutt5384 5 жыл бұрын
awesome rehmaan bhai awesome. ... we the hindu know that indian muslims are indian.... i also saw the cricket match of 2004 but today i realise the mental pressure of mohammad kaif....
@mohdfaiz9377
@mohdfaiz9377 5 жыл бұрын
hme fark nhi parta k log hmare bare m kya sochte hain hm to bs aise hi apne paida hone wali zameen se mohabbat krte rhenge
@gpl_
@gpl_ 5 жыл бұрын
Mohd Faiz bhai ye political parties aur religious leaders hamko ek dusre ke khilaf bhadkate hain. Ap dekh lo isro, drdo, army, sports, teaching jaha bhi desh ki baat aati hai ham sab ek sath hote hain. Bus ye politicians aur baba mullas hamko dharm ki duhai deke ek dusre se ladwate😠😠😠 We all are indian first then anything else. Jai Hind Jai Bharat 🇮🇳
@gpl_
@gpl_ 5 жыл бұрын
Savita Dutta behen wo india ke liye match jitne ka pressure hota hai. Wo log hamare bharst ko represent karte jo har kisi ke bas ki baat nahi
@afridyabir
@afridyabir 5 жыл бұрын
80% muslim and 20% hindu lives in bangladesh ... we treat those minority hindu same when india against any other nations cricket match happens... they live in feared all the time .. 🤣
@vickykeshrawani8400
@vickykeshrawani8400 5 жыл бұрын
Who's here after watching...world cup Ind vs Pak match 16june 2k19🙏🙏🙏🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
@Efootballlover13
@Efootballlover13 5 жыл бұрын
Me
@mohammedfaruki5368
@mohammedfaruki5368 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, me. I love my country india yet many people think i am pakistani, even now!
@user-ie9bl9cf9w
@user-ie9bl9cf9w 5 жыл бұрын
I am
@Mssiddiqui99
@Mssiddiqui99 5 жыл бұрын
🙋🏻‍♂️
@vickykeshrawani8400
@vickykeshrawani8400 5 жыл бұрын
@@mohammedfaruki5368not....every people...some fools....are spread hate between us..even not every Pakistani....hates India...or not every indian hates Pakistani....these all are bcoz..of dirty politician's..of both countries..
@user-kh8wx2sh5b
@user-kh8wx2sh5b Жыл бұрын
I have many Kashmiri friends at JNU and in the India-Pakistan match, they openly support Pakistan. In Patna, I was once walking through a Muslim muhalla (as they stay together- the Muslim Brotherhood) during a March and whole society was together on one TV celebratwheneverwhen a Pakistani player smashed 6.
@rajneeshjoshi8255
@rajneeshjoshi8255 3 жыл бұрын
Love you brother ❤️😂😂😂😂 great timing and very interesting reality of Indian Muslim's 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
@astro_guy
@astro_guy 5 жыл бұрын
We live in an era where every hindu have to prove they are secular and muslim have to prove they are patriotic
@lightgood5492
@lightgood5492 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly bro....
@shikharsinghsarang460
@shikharsinghsarang460 5 жыл бұрын
wow man...wat a comment Dil Jeet liya Bhai....so much depth and intelligence in it...too good.
@shivaditya2820
@shivaditya2820 5 жыл бұрын
unfortunately mere bhai...siyastdano ne mahool khrab kiya h..pr koi baat nhi hum h na bhai...ye desh sb ka h..or kisi ko zarurat nhi h ye sabit krne ki hum patriotic h...jai hind..
@pratap3553
@pratap3553 5 жыл бұрын
Nasim Rahman love you bro.. 😘😘 please don't take tension & ignore of some stupid bhakts.. one day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
@omkarrane5255
@omkarrane5255 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly sir👌👍
@aruntiwari7247
@aruntiwari7247 5 жыл бұрын
रहमान शुरू में तो गुरु ख़ूब हसाया, लेकिन आपकी एक एक लाइने आगे बढ़ रहीं थी तो फिर आपकी पँक्तियों में दर्द और पीड़ा मुझे महसूस होने लगी। क्या बोलूं तुमने रुला दिया और सोचने के लिये मजबूर कर दिया♥️🙏
@anantjoshi28
@anantjoshi28 5 жыл бұрын
*इन महाशय से कहो की कभी पाकिस्तानी हिन्दुओ का भी दर्द बयां करे इस तरह* .........😂😂
@mdziaulhaque4071
@mdziaulhaque4071 5 жыл бұрын
Bhai anant pakistan ne to wk bar nahi kai bar dosti ka hath badhaya but india ne kavi v uske taraf hath padhne ki koshish nhi ki..
@anantjoshi28
@anantjoshi28 5 жыл бұрын
@@mdziaulhaque4071 trust me bhai pakistan is being controlled by its army not by its democratic party. Otherwise explain me why bangladesh has more big economy that pakistan?? Think about it.
@mightydestroyer7360
@mightydestroyer7360 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@javedanwar1472
@javedanwar1472 5 жыл бұрын
@@anantjoshi28 tumhe kya docters ne mana kiya tum karo bayan hum sath dege jaise aaj uska de rahe...
@LEVIACKERMAN-im9xz
@LEVIACKERMAN-im9xz Жыл бұрын
*LOVE MY MUSLIM BROTHERS AND SISTERS*
@TAnbalagan.9051
@TAnbalagan.9051 3 жыл бұрын
I have 2 muslim friends and we watch cricket together with other hindu friends. We never discriminate them by calling as Pakistani. I love my indians and my india🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
@asfiyasayyed9600
@asfiyasayyed9600 4 жыл бұрын
Couldn't control my tears after listening to last line, it really hurts when someone asks proof of your loyalty, one can't explain how much he loves his mother. Vande Matram!!!
@vikasyugoelty
@vikasyugoelty 3 жыл бұрын
Mam sach kaha aapne mere bhi Muslim frnd h sab bhuat aache hai
@sarthaksansar438
@sarthaksansar438 3 жыл бұрын
It's not we who ask you to give proof it's you who gives proof that how much you love your mother when you say"mai vande matdan nahi bolunga q ki ye jayaj nahi hai"..."mai national anthem ke time par khare nahi rahunga q ki kahi nahi likha hai ki khara hi hona parega"....aur jab aap India ke match jeet jane par itne Khush hote hain ki bombs nahi TV forte hain aur agar galti se koyi hindu Muslim ke oos muhalle me rehne wale fatake for de to Muslims itne Bhaichare se talwar nikalte Hain ki bechare hindus cricket dekhna chhor dete hain Muslims ke pyar me....and then you says ham par sak q?
@ravijeeverma876
@ravijeeverma876 3 жыл бұрын
You get facial paralysis on Vandematram Bharat Mata ki Jai. And you r pained. Nautanki
@sreyanmajumder8517
@sreyanmajumder8517 3 жыл бұрын
@@sarthaksansar438 ok boomer
@unknownteller183
@unknownteller183 3 жыл бұрын
Kisi mat suno yrr tum indian ho or kuch chutiya dono side hai
@surmountschoolofexcellence
@surmountschoolofexcellence 5 жыл бұрын
This is his pure pain (>_
@mohammednissar6143
@mohammednissar6143 5 жыл бұрын
You said absolutely right
@danishnada1765
@danishnada1765 5 жыл бұрын
Not only him.. Many Indian Muslims facing this 😞 whatever it is #weareproudindian 🇮🇳💪🤗
@sahilgangwar3687
@sahilgangwar3687 5 жыл бұрын
@@danishnada1765 you are bro !!! It's your and every other Indian Muslim's country ! Ye desh nae seekhata hume dharam dekhna...hum sab bhai hai or sath hai !
@danishnada1765
@danishnada1765 5 жыл бұрын
@@sahilgangwar3687 bhai, ye hui bhai wali baat 🤗🤗😘😘💪🇮🇳 #jaihind #hindumuslimbhaibhai 💖
@sahilgangwar3687
@sahilgangwar3687 5 жыл бұрын
@@tasneem0108 where which city ?
@faijanalam4243
@faijanalam4243 3 жыл бұрын
Proud to be indian muslim ❤️💚
@tejasgoyal504
@tejasgoyal504 3 жыл бұрын
You showed reality of Muslims without mocking Hindus. That's real comedy. I hope many so called comedians learn this from you.
@mohd.aasimsayyed9737
@mohd.aasimsayyed9737 5 жыл бұрын
No hate in the comment section..best comment section ever..Jai Hind🇮🇳
@fazalghori8157
@fazalghori8157 5 жыл бұрын
Shuru hogayi bhai. replies section mei dekho. Jo apne Hindu bhai ye likh rahe hai ki "I love Muslims"unko reply mei likh rahe hai ki "in log ko kafiro ko maarne ko kaha jaata hai aur tum inse pyar karte ho ?
@pratap3553
@pratap3553 5 жыл бұрын
Fazal Ghori love you bro.. 😘😘 please don't take tension & ignore of some stupid bhakts.. one day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
@fazalghori8157
@fazalghori8157 5 жыл бұрын
Love you too bro
@satyajeetsinhdodiya3650
@satyajeetsinhdodiya3650 5 жыл бұрын
@@pratap3553 sure bro you can make it...before doing judst once go to kashmiri hindu who were forced to leave there houses and properties.........and also there molanas are say that dont give vote to the MR. MODI bcoz they want government of congress.............they want conquer the india since last 1500,,,,....first think then make a stand for this people..............
@waseemahmadkhan2027
@waseemahmadkhan2027 5 жыл бұрын
@@pratap3553 🤗
@aliaasif580
@aliaasif580 5 жыл бұрын
Love you brother..My Allah bless you 😇 JAI HIND. Proud Indian Muslim
@shubhamsaxena7726
@shubhamsaxena7726 5 жыл бұрын
Luv u brother
@prpanda9585
@prpanda9585 5 жыл бұрын
Love you bhai....😍
@Eagle-eyesight
@Eagle-eyesight 5 жыл бұрын
Mohammad Aliaaasif don't say indian muslim.....Say only indian.....🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
@HuaweiY-rg1ky
@HuaweiY-rg1ky 5 жыл бұрын
Muslim should love only Muslims
@sushant3090
@sushant3090 4 жыл бұрын
We all are Indian
@abhishekdasgupta2475
@abhishekdasgupta2475 3 жыл бұрын
Practically speaking taking this as jokes may be easy but on real situation it's very difficult for Muslim friends to go through all this... Need to reemphasize
@anshulgaming6690
@anshulgaming6690 Жыл бұрын
I'm hindu ..We love indian muslims without no term without sar dhar se alag
@shubhambhardwaj6003
@shubhambhardwaj6003 5 жыл бұрын
मैं मुस्लिम हूँ, तू हिन्दू है, हैं दोनों इंसान, ला मैं तेरी गीता पढ़ लूँ, तू पढ ले कुरान, अपने तो दिल में है दोस्त, बस एक ही अरमान, एक थाली में खाना खाये सारा हिन्दुस्तान। ..........
@thetourist2516
@thetourist2516 5 жыл бұрын
Ek thali me khana khaye.... Jail me rahe asha ram... Jai hind
@HaiderNaqvi
@HaiderNaqvi 5 жыл бұрын
Yes Jai Hind
@sarafarajmomin2055
@sarafarajmomin2055 5 жыл бұрын
Nice brother.... Did u notice one think ... who likes your msg.... Love u bro keep spead unity...
@thunder12345
@thunder12345 5 жыл бұрын
Bhai ek bar Kuran padh dobara ye Kanbhi nahi kahega
@Farahat1234
@Farahat1234 5 жыл бұрын
Jai bharat
@PrathuGujar
@PrathuGujar 5 жыл бұрын
Ye banda Hindu Muslim ek Karke hi maanega.. 😍💕
@hrishikesh07m
@hrishikesh07m 5 жыл бұрын
Humlog to ek hi hai bhai.. politics ne alag karke rakha hai.
@compareheavenofficial344
@compareheavenofficial344 5 жыл бұрын
Hindu muslim hone s phle hm hindustani h
@mikeynimbavat1436
@mikeynimbavat1436 5 жыл бұрын
abe tumhari hakikat bolo tumhare hi logo ne alag desh ki maang ki phir desh ke do tukde hue india pakistan phir tum logon ki wahah se phir dono deshi aur 2 tukde hue bangladesh pok ab suno tum haramiyo ki maang ki wajah mere bharat ke itne tukde hue phir bhi hum galat aur tum sahi agar isi logic se chale toh bhai british tumse bhi sahi the unko bhi kyon kosna woh toh bahar ke log the aur humpe raaj kiya tum toh isi desh ke the bus bahar ke akramankariyo ke dar se apna naam badal diya aur un karmankariyo mein se 99% wapas chale gaye apne desh tum toh apne the aur tumhine humari peet mein chura bhoka phir bhi hum galat aur aaj bhi tum phir wohi chahte hun assam ke do tukde bengal ka phir se ik tukda kashmir ka ik aur tukda kerala ka ik tukda tum desh ko todna chahte ho saamne meethi meethi baatein karte ho par jab desh ko ik rakhne ki baat aati hain toh kyon tum algaavaadiyo ke saath khade dikhte hain tumhi ke jhoote dharm ke karnmo ki wajah se aaj ik converted bhai uske hi asli bhai is dharti laal ko maar raha hain bana rakhi hain bhaiyo ne ik jo kamjor tha jisne ghutne tek kar videshiyo ke saath ho gaya ik jo data raha khada raha aur aaj bhi apni asli wajood mein hain aur phir bhi hum galat jin videshi akramankariyo nr hamare desh ko loota hamare izaat abroo looti hamara khajana hamara logon pe jurm kiya aur jabardadti apna kar dharm bhasha humpe thopi aur kuch ne dar paise position ke liye apna dharm badalliye aur unhi sabne desh ko baanta aur phir bhi hum galat tum raasto mein bakre kaato taaziya nikalo loudspeaker lagao jahan 80 % population hindu hain koi kuch nahi bolta tumko par tum log jo hamari bhavna ki kadr nahi karte hamari astha ka prahtik hamare gau vasnh ko maarte ho khate ho aur phir hum kuch karr iske khilaaf toh hum galat kashmir se pandito or hinduo ko bhagaya gaya mandir tode gaye pakistan mein jabardadti conversion karaya gaya videshi chande se logon ko behla fusla kar dharm badalvaya gaya andhvishawas faila kar logon ka dharm badla gaya talvar ki dhaar pe dharm badlaya gaya kisi masoom ladki ko jhootr pyar mein fansa kar uska dharm badlaya gaya sab kuch anitik karya karke dharm badlaya gaya phir bhi hum galat tumne haz subsidy khayi tumne desh ke tukde kiye tumne khabarstan ke naam pe jagah dabochi tumhne desh ki scholarship khayi tumne desh mein hamesha yeh mana ki tum arabio ke ho jab ki tum toh waha ko ho hi nahi unka dwara tumpe yeh dharm thopa gaya aur usiko tum jaari rakhe hue ho phir bhi hum galat tumne desh ki darhovar ko nuksaan paunhcaya ayodha somnath lakho mandir tode lakho jaroori lekh nast kiye lakho ghar ko loota barbaad kiya bekasur insaano ka katal kiya phir bhi hum galat agar sachai galat hain toh hume galat hona manjur hain haan hain hum galat tabhi hum hamari asli pehchan asli dharm haamri dharti maa hamare bhasaao hamare logon ki rakhsa kar sakenge nahi toh tum jo kal hindu se bane hue naye muslaman jo apne saudi ke akaao asli muslaman aur yahan ke kuch badimag sirfire katarvaadi naye nakli muslamano ke ishaare pe naach rahe ho tum desh ke phir tukde karoge hum yeh ab nahi honde denge yeh hamari bahaduri thi ki aaj tak hum wajood mein hain barna tumne toh kai dharm kai sabhyatao ka vinaash kar unpe apna nizam jabardasti lagu kiya tha par hum lade aur tumko dhool chatayai aur aaj tak wajood mein hain bharat hain bharat rahega jai bharat
@jackesman2820
@jackesman2820 5 жыл бұрын
@@rajatsharma6943 hr musalman haraami nhi hota aur na he har hindu sharif hota bhai dono community mein kuch harami log hai kuch shi log hai,yrr hindu muslim chodke desh ki development ke liye sochege bht better rahega hamare liye aur jo aage aane wali generation hai uske liye,nhi toh wo bhi bs hindu muslim krte rahege, jo ladai thi hindu muslim ki wo sb pehle ho gyi ,ab jo jaha hai usi desh ka hai,aur sbse yhi umeed hai ki apne mulk se behad mohabbat kre Jai hind vande mataram
@jackesman2820
@jackesman2820 5 жыл бұрын
@@rajatsharma6943 meine bola tu sbko generalise nhi kr skta Bhai apj abdul kalam muslim tha wo bnde ko nasa se offer aaya tha but still usne india ke liye kaam kiya Angrezo se azadi ki ladai hindu muslim ne sath ladi thi Mein tjhe glt nhi keh bhai bht muslim hai jo india mein rehte huye pakistan ko ya wo apne dharm ko india se bhi upr smjte hai,lekin wohi bat sbko hm ek jesa nhi maan skte
@wanderingyourway3163
@wanderingyourway3163 3 жыл бұрын
I love you! Love to all the Indians no matter what the religion is. And amazing punchlines!!!
@fire1220
@fire1220 3 жыл бұрын
Friday nd Tuesday....joke ..hit me hard🤣🤣😂
@rafasiddq7750
@rafasiddq7750 5 жыл бұрын
Hasate hasate last me rula liya proud to be an india I love my india 🇮🇳🥰
@fahimabbas4020
@fahimabbas4020 5 жыл бұрын
Pakistan mai b mostly log india say jang nai payar chahty hai q k boht say log india say migrate kr k gye tu unki yaady juri hai bss yeh nafrt ka beech jo angraiz jaaty jaaty bo gya wo kaat rahy hm aur aqql Abi b nai aye
@sheikh043
@sheikh043 5 жыл бұрын
Quid e Azam said k "Indian muslims ki saari zindgi khud ki wafadaari sabit krny mey guzar jae gi" wo blkl theek thy.. Shukria Pakistan
@rafasiddq7750
@rafasiddq7750 5 жыл бұрын
Jai Mata Di q bhai Tu q ro raha hai Bina faltu k 🤔
@varunsingh8706
@varunsingh8706 5 жыл бұрын
@@sheikh043 wah bhai, dekh lo bhsiyon yese logon se door rahna chahiye ,, yahi wo log hote hain jo chand nahi sirf uska daag dekhte hain, negative mindset,, jo baat purani thi so rahi jogi aaj ye desh ek hai we are indians our yahan ham sath mai rahte hain haa tumhare jaise log her jagah hote hain thode bahut jo lakh aachayiyon mai se burayi dhund hi nikalte hain our sirf usi par focus karte hain to yese logon par koyi samjhdar insan dyaan nahi deta,, fir wo kisi bji jati ,dharm ka ho it doesn't metter,
@hamzashaikh571
@hamzashaikh571 5 жыл бұрын
Aaj bhi mere abbu ammi jab foreign jaate hai, to waha agar koi puchhe ke kaha se hai, to muskuraake khushi aur garv se nikalta hai.... I AM INDIAN!. Mere abbu ammi kehte hai ke wo moment jab apne aap ko Hindustani kehte hai to dil oonchaai tak pohoch jaata hai!! ❤❤
@hamzashaikh571
@hamzashaikh571 5 жыл бұрын
Adesh Mishra bhai mere ammi abbu pichle das 10 saalo se foreign ana jana karte hai. Wo 10 saal se yahi kehte hai. Aur 10 saal phle modi to tha nahi😑😑
@hamzashaikh571
@hamzashaikh571 5 жыл бұрын
Kreeda Store mere dost mujhe aur mere ammi abbu ko Bharat par isliye garv nahi hai ke Modi yaha ka pm hai, balki is desh se hi hame pyaar hai kyuki ham hindustani hai. Aur aapko har chiz modi se hi kyu jodni hai samaj nahi aata? Wo bhi auro ki tarha ek Prdhan mantri hai jo aae aur shayad chale jaaenge ya aur 5 saal rukenge. Bharat desh ko is baat se fark nahi padta hai. Ummeed hai aap samaj gaye.😄😄
@hamidahmed4018
@hamidahmed4018 5 жыл бұрын
@@adeshmishra1671 lgta h tu bhi modi ki den h, hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha
@hamidahmed4018
@hamidahmed4018 5 жыл бұрын
@@adeshmishra1671 hr jga Kutte ki trah bhonk rha h,it cell se kmai achhi ho rhi h,kma kma khub hram kma, kutte bhonk hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha,
@loverebel6632
@loverebel6632 5 жыл бұрын
हिन्दू मुस्लिम सिख ईसाई सोचना सिर्फ और सिर्फ एक मानसिक बीमारी है और कुछ नहीं हम सब सिर्फ और सिर्फ एक इंसान है हमारे अंदर लाल रंग का खून है जिसको लेबोरेटरी में टेस्ट करने के लिए भी भेजो तो सिर्फ एहि पता चलेगा की एक इंसान है बाकी और कुछ सोचना सिर्फ एक भ्रम झूठ और मानिसक विकार या बीमारी है ,इंसान की फितरत होती है बाँट देने की जैसे कुत्ते अपने मूत से अपनी जगह बनाते है वैसा ही इन्सान करता है ,और भूख प्यास डर गुस्सा सेक्स यह सब इंसान की अंदर की चीज़ें होती है ,इंसान सिर्फ पुरुष के साथ ही भेद भाव् करता है दुसरे धर्म की औरतो के साथ दुसरे धर्म के पुरुष को मज़ा ही आता है क्योंकि यह सब अंदर की ज़रूरतें है ,इसलिए इंसान एक जानवर से ज़्यादा कुछ नहीं है बस जानवर प्यार की भाषा समझते है जबकि इंसान प्यार की भाषा को कमज़ोर की जुबां गिनता है इसलिए अगर इंसान हो तो इंसानो से प्यार करो इज़्ज़त करो मदद करो बाकी फ़ालतू बातें बंद कर दो
@shyambablaentertainment3863
@shyambablaentertainment3863 Жыл бұрын
Rahman beta you deserve to participate in national TV comedy show and I am very much confident about your performance you will deffinetly win the show
@RohanSingh-lv3dz
@RohanSingh-lv3dz 3 жыл бұрын
Last lines gave me goosebumps ❤️
@rajatkhanna2211
@rajatkhanna2211 5 жыл бұрын
India really needs this kind of comedy ; you will purify all hearts with this comedy ; keep doing this please
@MOHDIMRAN-sn3ie
@MOHDIMRAN-sn3ie 5 жыл бұрын
Mazak me hi sahi par bhai apne hm logo k dard ko baya kiya hai...... I proud to be an Indian 🇮🇳 I love my India
@moodyhunterz7675
@moodyhunterz7675 5 жыл бұрын
Respect Indian Flag 🇮🇳 On August 16, while travelling I got disturbed by seeing our flag lying on the ground of a busy railway station platform. I took that flag and carried it with me to my place. But I am sure there are many such flags lying in a terrible condition. So I thought of making a video to spread awareness among the people. Please don't take it as any kind of promotion to my channel or video nor am I asking you to subscribe my channel. If you are seeing this post, I request you to please share this video or else make a similar kind of video so that in the future people will be aware about the value and respect towards our flag. I am not sure if I am allowed to paste the link here. So in order to watch the video, you can visit my channel. It is uploaded with title "Tricolor - The Inner Voice"
@MOHITGUPTA-xt7qn
@MOHITGUPTA-xt7qn 5 жыл бұрын
Guys we also respect you and your relegion.
@abdulkhayum9065
@abdulkhayum9065 5 жыл бұрын
@pizza lover bhai wo Pakistan wale honge.... Hum INDIAN hai. Bass itnaa jaan jo Pakistan ko support kare wo Pakistani aur jaruri Nahi k Muslim hona matlb Pakistani hona.... ARAB k bhi ho sakte hi bhai....
@abdulkhayum9065
@abdulkhayum9065 5 жыл бұрын
@@anshupatel7661 Tu rahnedee bhai.... 1%2% karne se achaa hai pura India ghum k aaa tab Pata chale kon India ko support karta kon nahi.... Sala 60 salo me Kisiko taklif nahi thi aaj 4 salo me subko HINDU MUSLIM aur Hindustani Pakistani ka sabot denaa padhta hai kyu huaa ye sub pahle bhai bhai the dushman ki nazar wah re
@pratap3553
@pratap3553 5 жыл бұрын
MOHD. IMRAN love you bro.. 😘😘 please don't take tension & ignore of some stupid bhakts.. one day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
@mohasinshaikh9455
@mohasinshaikh9455 2 жыл бұрын
Rehman sir have been a fan of your comedy since comedy nights show. But this what you’re doing is a great job 👍🏽👍🏽 Needs Guts to do this. You’re doing it very beautifully keep it up! There will come lynchers but never quit this work what you’re doing. Proud of the work you’re doing.
@nagarajlakshmaiah2595
@nagarajlakshmaiah2595 2 жыл бұрын
We are incomplete without each other. Bravo, loved your content. Keep it up.
@ketenpatelhere
@ketenpatelhere 4 жыл бұрын
On a serious note... I m Hindu and we never discriminate Indian Muslims ...😘🙂
@abdulmaalik1944
@abdulmaalik1944 3 жыл бұрын
Love u my brother.❤️❤️
@pranilpatil4109
@pranilpatil4109 3 жыл бұрын
Same here. This comedian showing made up story.
@pranilpatil4109
@pranilpatil4109 3 жыл бұрын
@@manandhiman1010 I understand that there can be discriminatory people in society. I mean even developed countries are not exception. But at friend level no one talks like that. Bcoz I have muslim friends(I even feel awkward when I mention religion of my friend). So I feel disgusting when hear this made up story.
@samraansari4615
@samraansari4615 3 жыл бұрын
Aap jaise logo ki wajah se hume Apne indian hone par proud hai Not a joke seriously talking 👍👍👍
@icedking6268
@icedking6268 3 жыл бұрын
@@pranilpatil4109 it's not made up I have experienced it first hand with my friends(they are muslims).
@dei8ht801
@dei8ht801 5 жыл бұрын
I love my Muslim brothers from Hindustan
@aliabibas4967
@aliabibas4967 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks bro we love our hindu brothers too.
@aliabibas4967
@aliabibas4967 5 жыл бұрын
@SS kyu tere ko desh ki ekta bhang krni hai. ..jai hind.
@keerthanprabhu9670
@keerthanprabhu9670 5 жыл бұрын
@SS loooo lowda stop your non - sense,,, Extreme hindutva is not good
@ZeroToHero9110
@ZeroToHero9110 5 жыл бұрын
Why the FK......we hidus ....don't want to understand that they are indian ...first...and..when .indian muslim support India.....we Hindus think...that they are good muslim...and we fool don't understand they have same feeling and thought about India what we Hindus have🤮
@ansarisameer4391
@ansarisameer4391 5 жыл бұрын
Thankuuuuu bro
@bodhadityamukherjee
@bodhadityamukherjee 2 жыл бұрын
Ashamed to say that We Indians show off all our chivalry for Indo- Pak matches but never for Indo- Engalnd matches. Those Buggers ruled us for 2 damn hundred years, looting us of our wealth, our culture and the biggest blow Ultimately- The Partition.
@shaikhneha5136
@shaikhneha5136 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this 50th time.... Everytime I do connect with this whole ❤..... I love u bhai this is what I feel as an Indian 🇮🇳alhamdulillah ✨saare jahan se accha hindustan hamara ❤
@Rehmankhan
@Rehmankhan 2 жыл бұрын
Thankyou Neha God bless you 🙏
@rushikeshdeshmukhmarathibo7465
@rushikeshdeshmukhmarathibo7465 2 жыл бұрын
Goosbumbs
@glocklock2828
@glocklock2828 5 жыл бұрын
being a Pakistani...i lovedddd it yar...hats off....jo jahan hai wohi uska country hai...usay usi jaga se pyar krna farz hai... Peace ✌️✌️✌️
@avisekbhattacharjee6091
@avisekbhattacharjee6091 5 жыл бұрын
Glock lock....Thank you
@khursheedahmadsheikh5581
@khursheedahmadsheikh5581 5 жыл бұрын
Solid ....u r that one who never want Muslims n Hindus together.... because u r a son of bit ........
@SaifAli-pg5jn
@SaifAli-pg5jn 5 жыл бұрын
Yar jo b pakistani hy don't show positive support towards india they don't deserves.....
@ektatewari3644
@ektatewari3644 5 жыл бұрын
Respct frm India
@vijaymeena1211
@vijaymeena1211 5 жыл бұрын
Bhai I'm Indian not Hindu not Muslim no named religion religion is to do good works and cannot be defined in words
@AmaanAntidote
@AmaanAntidote 5 жыл бұрын
Masha Allah Bhai Bohot Sahi Kaha Hai. Shukriya Hum Sab Ki Dil Ki Baat Ko Batane Ke Liye. I'm a Muslim and I Love My India.
@pratap3553
@pratap3553 5 жыл бұрын
Amaan Antidote love you bro.. 😘😘 please don't take tension & ignore of some stupid bhakts.. one day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
@AmaanAntidote
@AmaanAntidote 5 жыл бұрын
+Shivaji PRSG. Thank You So Much Brother. Love You :-)
@socialtrade7108
@socialtrade7108 5 жыл бұрын
bhai great..i am muslim .i love my India by heart. bhai kuch log aaj b esi nazro se dkhte hai.. kese bataye.. great keep on
@abhisheksharma735
@abhisheksharma735 5 жыл бұрын
Bhai you are just one of the 14 crore muslims living in India but you didnt spoke for yourself, you spoke for all the muslims. How many muslims in India have you met. How many hindus you have met. Why such issues are not raised with great muslims like Dr. A P J Abdul Kalam. What about those Kashmiri Pandits who were thrown out of their homeland. What about persecution of Ahmaddiya muslims. I care for all. I am Indian. I love hindu,muslim, parsis, cristians,jews and all great religions.
@abhisheksharma735
@abhisheksharma735 5 жыл бұрын
@@KailasaWildWorld123 Absolutely Brother. We have two great gems associated with us "being Hindu" and " being Indian".
@arpang101
@arpang101 3 жыл бұрын
This is my first comment on you tube , despite many favorites . Simply awesome . I salute the satire , comedy , message and sheer delight to hear . I am a fan !
@syedmujahed7761
@syedmujahed7761 2 жыл бұрын
Now a days only politicians and TV's anchors are deviding us۔ we are One 👍👍
@arif_ullah.4679
@arif_ullah.4679 5 жыл бұрын
The last line of Rahmaam made me cry since we unfortunately have to prove our nationalism every now and than....
@uchihamadara1703
@uchihamadara1703 5 жыл бұрын
Arif ulla bro / sis , please don’t say like that , there are a lot of traitors nowadays , we have a problem only with them not with Indian Muslims.... but I’ve seen a lottttttt of Muslims supporting porkistan, that’s why we are upset 😢
@aishugupta3337
@aishugupta3337 5 жыл бұрын
Dont say that ...its our india .... We are indian
@sheikh043
@sheikh043 5 жыл бұрын
Quid e Azam said k "Indian muslims ki saari zindgi khud ki wafadaari sabit krny mey guzar jae gi" wo blkl theek thy.. No abuse indian frnds just a point k ye bat 70 sal phly keh chuky thy wo k Indian muslims bss wafadari sabit krty rhy gy
@abhisheksrivastava4335
@abhisheksrivastava4335 5 жыл бұрын
Those 1% from hindu community nd 1% from Muslim community disliked this video... . . Thank God they are less in numbers. 🙂
@mohammadnurie5024
@mohammadnurie5024 5 жыл бұрын
Abhishek Srivastava true bro ☺️☺️☺️
@RaeesUnboxingwala
@RaeesUnboxingwala 5 жыл бұрын
😆👍🏻
@rahulderawat723
@rahulderawat723 5 жыл бұрын
Na na chhote.. Ye wo log h jo comedy se b upar h..
@mrzayn6551
@mrzayn6551 5 жыл бұрын
i am. proud 2 be Indian #Muslim.. Mujhe bhi Mera vatan meri jaan se zaaada pYaara hai.. Yeh #bharat desh uTnaa hi Hamara Hai.. jiTna tumhara hai.. mera Toh bs Yehi naara hai.. Har hindu Muslim hindusTani mujhko pYaara hai..💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
@priyamjoshi2667
@priyamjoshi2667 5 жыл бұрын
how many 1℅ from hindus you have seen
@junaidayyan3886
@junaidayyan3886 2 жыл бұрын
Proud to be an INDIAN muslim JAI HIND Vande matram Bharat mata ki jay Jay shri ram
@monsteravi1305
@monsteravi1305 Жыл бұрын
Last line 👌🛐😭❣️❣️
@anima4895
@anima4895 2 жыл бұрын
Got tears in my eyes after listening the last line 😢❤️🙏🏻
@junakgoswami1703
@junakgoswami1703 5 жыл бұрын
The same thing happened with us(Hindu) in BANGLADESH when INDIA vs BANGLADESH play🙄😭😓
@pajamaguardian4550
@pajamaguardian4550 5 жыл бұрын
I try not to let this kind of thing happen around me,but these sentiments in cricket are changing slowly (mostly because of Soumya and Liton ) and hopefully we'll get rid of it one day . stay strong bro, from a fellow Bangladeshi
@AbhijitDas-cj5od
@AbhijitDas-cj5od 5 жыл бұрын
It should not be happen in Bangladesh... Because they r all bengali ...
@theawakenhindus4750
@theawakenhindus4750 5 жыл бұрын
मुसलमानों का सबसे ताकतवर हथियार 'अल-तकिया' मैं इसलिए किसी भी मुल्ले की बातों पर यकीन नहीं करता ... इसने इस्लाम के प्रचार प्रसार में जितना योगदान दिया है उतना इनकी सैंकड़ों हजारों कायरों की सेनायें नहीं कर पायीं । इस हथियार का नाम है "अल - तकिया" । अल-तकिया के अनुसार यदि इस्लाम के प्रचार , प्रसार अथवा बचाव के लिए किसी भी प्रकार का झूठ, धोखा , द्रऋह करना पड़े - सब धर्म स्वीकृत है । इस प्रकार अल - तकिया ने मुसलामानों को सदियों से बचाए रखा है । मुसलमानों के विश्वासघात के अन्य उदाहरण - 1 -मुहम्मद गौरी ने 17 बार कुरआन की कसम खाई थी कि भारत पर हमला नहीं करेगा, लेकिन हमला किया । 2 -अलाउद्दीन खिलजी ने चित्तोड़ के राणा रतन सिंह को दोस्ती के बहाने बुलाया फिर क़त्ल कर दिया । 3 -औरंगजेब ने शिवाजी को दोस्ती के बहाने आगरा बुलाया फिर धोखे से कैद कर लिया । 4 -औरंगजेब ने कुरआन की कसम खाकर श्री गोविन्द सिघ को आनद पुर से सुरक्षित जाने देने का वादा किया था. फिर हमला किया था. 5 -अफजल खान ने दोस्ती के बहाने शिवाजी की ह्त्या का प्रयत्न किया था । 6-मित्रता की बातें कहकर पाकिस्तान ने कारगिल पर हमला किया था । लोगों का विश्वास उठ चूका है मुसलमानों से.. और ये ऐसी स्थिति है जिसको मुसलमान खुद समझ नहीं पा रहे हैं.. सिर्फ भारत की बात नहीं दुनिया के हर कोने में मुसलमानों को शक की नज़र से देखा जा रहा है.. मगर मुसलमान खुद हकीकत से मुह फेरे बैठे हैं.. ये स्थिति बहुत खतरनाक है और विचार करने योग्य है.. मुसलमानों ने खुद दुनिया दो हिस्सों में बाँट राखी है एक मुस्लिम समाज और दूसरा गैर मुस्लिम समाज.. परेशानी यहीं से शुरू होती है.. भाई भाई बोलने की सारी बातें बेईमानी है अगर दुनिया ही दो हिस्सों में बटी है इस्लामिक नज़रिए से.. इस्लाम की शिक्षा अब सब लोग समझ चुके हैं.. काफिर, मुशरिक, मुनकिर.. अब लोगों को समझ आ गया है . अब बच्चा बच्चा जानता है कि काफिर किसको कहते हैं.. और फिर आप बोलते हो की लोग नफरत क्यूँ कर रहे हैं?? काफिर शब्द गाली की तरह इस्तेमाल करोगे फिर लोगों को समझोगे की काफिर मतलब सिर्फ वो जो अल्लाह को न माने.. और शब्द के पीछे जो घृणा छिपी है उसको कैसे छिपाओगे? लोग अब पढ़ रहे हैं और उनको पता है की कट्टर लोगों का दिल पूरे दुनिया में शरीया लागू करने में लगा है.. लोग गूगल +, ट्विटर , फेसबुक पर उसकी पैरवी करते हैं और बोलते हो लोग नफरत करते हैं आपसे? जिन जिन लोगों ने हिन्दुवों और सिखों पर ज़ुल्म ढाए आप उनकी वकालत करते हो फिर बोलते हो लोग आपसे नफरत करते हैं? मुसलमानों को पूरी दुनिया के मुसलमानों की फ़िक्र रहती है.. जितना आक्रोश आपको इस्राईल पर आता है उतना आपको अपने देश में हुवे किसी और हादसे पर नहीं आता है.. अगर दिल में कुछ और हो और ज़बान पर कुछ और तो छोटे बच्चे भी आपकी नियत भांप जाते हैं .. बाकी दुनिया तो बड़ी और समझदार है ... कैसे उम्मीद करते हो की आप औरंगजेब और गौरी की तारीफ करो और लोग ये न समझ पाए की आपके दिल में क्या है?? लोग कैसे मान जाएँ की आप औरंगजेब की तारीफ़ करके उसकी शिक्षाओं को नहीं अपनाओगे भविष्य में? मैं इस्लाम को इंसानियत का मज़हब उस दिन मानूंगा जिस दिन सऊदी अरब में मंदिर और गुरूद्वारे बनाने की इजाज़त मिलेगी और लोग खुले आम पूजा कर सकेंगे.. इस बात की कोई दलील ही नहीं दी जा सकती है की वो इस्लामिक देश है.. किसका इस्लामिक देश कैसा देश? अगर हम वहां दुसरे धर्मो को जगह नहीं दिलवा सकते हैं तो कम से कम वकालत तो न करें इस बात की.. भारत में बैठ के बोलोगे की सऊदी की पाक ज़मीन पर मंदिर नहीं बन सकता और फिर यहाँ लोग आपको गले लगायें? संभल जाओ अभी सवेरा है.. पूरी दुनिया नफरत करने लगी है और लोग अब किसी भी रूप में इस्लाम को देखने के लिए भी नहीं तैयार हैं.. होश में आ जाओ तो अच्छा है नहीं तो मिट जाओगे
@dhaarnavashishtha5968
@dhaarnavashishtha5968 5 жыл бұрын
@@theawakenhindus4750 I m Hindu Brahmin..... Ye kon si history la kar rkh di..... Present nd future ka socho yrr.... Or Hindu muslim sab log pyar se rho.....Har dharam or har jaati me har type k log hote h
@mankamal2311
@mankamal2311 5 жыл бұрын
I can understand brother, we know ki in India Pakistan match we sometimes go with the flow and say something silly. It happened with me too when I watch india pak match with some of my Muslim friends. But at the end we know, we all are same. I love my muslim friends. 🙏🙏❤️
@americanstud1
@americanstud1 5 жыл бұрын
With all due respect sir. I have been with them - many of them support Pakistan.... I don't blame them - they identify with Pakistanis more than Indians
@ikramAli-sc6wf
@ikramAli-sc6wf 5 жыл бұрын
Love you mandeep paaji
@mankamal2311
@mankamal2311 5 жыл бұрын
@@samirrana8427 that's shame
@nikunjbhavsar8860
@nikunjbhavsar8860 3 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this one you make my cry from my heart brother 😔 every single line of yours touches my heart. Keep up the good work #indian
@shannot9309
@shannot9309 3 жыл бұрын
Truly hilarious.....but. Last line pe rula diya aapne. I had tears. U r an Amazing person. Keep it up. Proud to be an Indian Muslim. Jai Hind.
@abhijitroy6381
@abhijitroy6381 5 жыл бұрын
I still remember Irfan Pathan's hattrick in the opening over of a test match with Pakistan. It was a beauty to watch
@sayerihossain8075
@sayerihossain8075 5 жыл бұрын
I feel u bro... I'm a proud Indian🇮🇳 too
@vclimberstechnology5198
@vclimberstechnology5198 3 жыл бұрын
Tears ruined out when he said that sentence... direct to heart
@ShivamKumar-id6bm
@ShivamKumar-id6bm 3 жыл бұрын
As brother said 1% Muslims are wrong So in hindus 1% hindus may be wrong But majority don't differentiate between hindu muslim And also At some point of age , when the child thinks he is smart they become divided But soon realise it's just fake narratives I also used to think that Muslims are wrong when Anti Caa protests were held but later realised it's only a few people who are wrong and it's the role of politicians The Muslims I know around are as Hindustani as me 💕
@pranilpatil4109
@pranilpatil4109 3 жыл бұрын
This is absurd... No one gets pakistan in friend level. The way he is explaining is completely illogical and untrue!
@alibasra8421
@alibasra8421 3 жыл бұрын
Why??? Why you are proud 😂,.
@dineshbhat7978
@dineshbhat7978 3 жыл бұрын
@@alibasra8421...........Why not ?
@oldsongsfrompartha1506
@oldsongsfrompartha1506 2 жыл бұрын
I saw some kasmiri muslims to enjoy the win of Pakistan in a Kolkata hostel in 1986.
@ShivamKumar-id6bm
@ShivamKumar-id6bm 3 жыл бұрын
Aisa ham log nahi socte hai Waise video bahut sarcastic hai🤣 Last me joh apne line bola woh bahut dil ko chune wala tha💕
@akashakya
@akashakya 5 жыл бұрын
If Politicians and Media are removed, this country will be the most happy and peaceful place ever.
@kartikeysingh5437
@kartikeysingh5437 5 жыл бұрын
Akash Shakya In 1990 there was no media & we all know that how peaceful that year was 👏👏👏... This was the time when Kashmiri Pandits were forced to escape from Kashmir & the Loudspeakers from Mosques were saying that Let Kashmir become Pakistan without these Pandits Men but with their women... But you guys can't see their pain but when a single muslim is killed by Hindus then you guys protest by saying that "OMG!! Minorities are in danger.. Secularism is in danger.. Democracy is in danger!!" Why this selective outrage??
@BID561
@BID561 5 жыл бұрын
@@kartikeysingh5437 That time people were uneducated.
@mclovin510
@mclovin510 5 жыл бұрын
There were no politicians or media when the Islamic invasion happened either... That turned out to be peaceful for hindus didnt it...
@kartikeysingh5437
@kartikeysingh5437 5 жыл бұрын
Faisal Qureshi But that doesn't means that they should kill people from a particular community... And FYI Osama Bin laden was an engineer & still he was a terrorist... So, the problem is not the education but the problem is the Quran which consists of a lot of hatred versus & if these verses are removed from it then islam can be a good religion but you guys don't wanna edit your book..
@kartikeysingh5437
@kartikeysingh5437 5 жыл бұрын
Saurabh Marathe Well said brother 👍👍 but don't except a healthy debate from these guys... They will either abuse you or will say that you are a bhakt/BJP IT cell member & then will say to read the Quran but deep inside they also know that there religion teaches only violence against KAFIRS but they can't accept it in front of everyone... So they just try to divert the debate into another direction...
@khairamunda086
@khairamunda086 5 жыл бұрын
I am from Pakistan. Loved his Stand Comedy. Seriously loving it 😂🤣😆
@dr.fawadjatt1601
@dr.fawadjatt1601 5 жыл бұрын
Fake id
@dinshawdinox3393
@dinshawdinox3393 5 жыл бұрын
Aaja idhar
@tanishqyadav9948
@tanishqyadav9948 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome.....bhai yah india he....everyone ek duje k liye.....or aap batao pakistan me kya hal he hinduo k.....ab hinduo ki aabadi badi ya nahi
@amitdeb3035
@amitdeb3035 4 жыл бұрын
Luv u my brother...rab ne insaan banaya tha..humne dhrm our jati banaya hai...
@mr.meshmon_-2330
@mr.meshmon_-2330 4 жыл бұрын
@@tanishqyadav9948 good Question
@amarendramijhar8936
@amarendramijhar8936 3 жыл бұрын
Aaye haaye...last ki shayri bohot mast thi....dil le gaya bhai....
@veervirat6908
@veervirat6908 3 жыл бұрын
That's what a stand-up comedy should be like 😍🤣🤣!!! Seriously no caste no creed but just woww 😂
@ashishtirkey5068
@ashishtirkey5068 5 жыл бұрын
Only a true patriot can talk like this with open heart because he feels more for his country than others do....🙏
@MD-yb5qv
@MD-yb5qv 5 жыл бұрын
Dil jit liya bhai.... jabardast last ki sayari...apne watan se muhabbat ibadat k saman h,.jai hind
@mayankkumar9a232
@mayankkumar9a232 3 жыл бұрын
Last few lines were epic .🔥🔥I visited ur channel for d first time n have become Ur big fan ....I could feel everything ... Real patriotism is when u care abt ur country ..that's it Casteism is all abt our credence ....proud of u Rahman bro
@Rehmankhan
@Rehmankhan 3 жыл бұрын
Thankyou Amisha
@hustleruless
@hustleruless Жыл бұрын
India is on our heart ❤️🇮🇳🇮🇳 vande matram 🇮🇳🇮🇳
@nirajpatel4482
@nirajpatel4482 5 жыл бұрын
Bhai last mein to tumne dil jeet liya yrr vo shayri bol k... Mere bhi kai saare muslim dost hain ji bhut pyaar karte hain india se ... Aur maine unse kabhi nhi puchha k tu vande matram bolta hai k nhi. ❤️😊❤️
@babageming5268
@babageming5268 5 жыл бұрын
Love u bro😍
@sheikh043
@sheikh043 5 жыл бұрын
Quid e Azam said k "Indian muslims ki saari zindgi khud ki wafadaari sabit krny mey guzar jae gi" wo blkl theek thy.. No abuse indian frnds just a point k ye bat 70 sal phly keh chuky thy wo k Indian muslims bss wafadari sabit krty rhy gy
@sakshipal60754
@sakshipal60754 5 жыл бұрын
@@sheikh043 don't even try to provoke anyone!! It would be better for you to take care of your nation rather than fusing your brain in the matter of a nation whose minorities birth rate are greater than the majority. We were tolerant when your ancestors demanded the division of my pure land and we are still tolerant to make laws for the safeguards of pur fellow people. So, mind your business rather than puking hatered in others life. And the statement of the person you are referring to was no more than just a power seeker who tried his every best to fulfill his selfish motives, thus begged for the nation you are living now.
@sakshipal60754
@sakshipal60754 5 жыл бұрын
@@sheikh043 And see this is how karma works today this separated nation is facing the kind of economic slowdown and terrorism that no other country had ever dreamt of... the passport holder of that nation is always Harassed just because the name Pakistan attached to their Identity. And here we have a person from that country pitying over the muslims of the nation which has a great position in the international area. Before saying and believing in such shit do remember that it was an Indian Muslim who worked to his core and gifted us with the missile technology and on the other hand there also existed a pakistani Muslim who stole formula from Germany for the sake of terrorising and showing off...
@nabinhasan9485
@nabinhasan9485 5 жыл бұрын
this holly land is my mother land .I am proud of I am indian
@hellbird1381
@hellbird1381 5 жыл бұрын
han usman chutiye..we rape pakistan..or tum chutiyo ko danda krte rahenge tenson na le
@hkpgaming6049
@hkpgaming6049 5 жыл бұрын
Wss. Rrqq
@KN38277
@KN38277 5 жыл бұрын
@@usmanmalik1755 Pakistani getting jealous...
@usmanmalik1755
@usmanmalik1755 5 жыл бұрын
Niraj Kadam hahaha jealus tu unse hua jata hay jo kuch hoon tum log tu bhikari ho😂😂toiletless log
@pratap3553
@pratap3553 5 жыл бұрын
Nabin Hasan love you bro.. 😘😘 please avoid some stupid bhakts comments.. 🙏🙏 One day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
@npeeshah
@npeeshah 2 жыл бұрын
Good going, rehaman.well done. . Keep it up... We
@dhananjaycharu
@dhananjaycharu 2 жыл бұрын
Very funny and very touching.. The message and shayari at the end was heart-wrenching! ❤❤❤❤❤
@sam3028
@sam3028 5 жыл бұрын
I m hindu......love u all muslim bhai behen from everywhere either Ind aur pak 😍😍😍 lets bury the hatchet ❤❤❤
@Techrewind584
@Techrewind584 5 жыл бұрын
Love you too bro 😇👬🤝
@sam3028
@sam3028 5 жыл бұрын
@@Techrewind584 hey i m not bro....😂😂i m sis😂
@sam3028
@sam3028 5 жыл бұрын
Meri fake id nhi hai...aur ye maine dil se bola hai bhaijan
@mr.rajput2963
@mr.rajput2963 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely yr
@toqeersoomro8565
@toqeersoomro8565 5 жыл бұрын
Love from pak
@himanshusingh-vr6mr
@himanshusingh-vr6mr 5 жыл бұрын
Last line= Goosebumps !!!!! Love u Bhai!!!
@mrzayn6551
@mrzayn6551 5 жыл бұрын
i am. proud 2 be Indian #Muslim.. Mujhe bhi Mera vatan meri jaan se zaaada pYaara hai.. Yeh #bharat desh uTnaa hi Hamara Hai.. jiTna tumhara hai.. mera Toh bs Yehi naara hai.. Har hindu Muslim hindusTani mujhko pYaara hai..💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
@nishikantgaikwad6974
@nishikantgaikwad6974 3 жыл бұрын
I am regular follower of your stand up Bhai.. The last line touched me.... Very well said.. Jai Hind jai Maharashtra
@furqansyed4098
@furqansyed4098 3 жыл бұрын
Musalmaan ki alg hi pehchaan hoti hai Jhaa b jaaye jiss field mai jaaye naam kma hi leta hai.. #lovefromkashmir Keep it up brother Proud of u providing with such great thoughts through comedy.. It needs a lot of Talent tht u have 🌹
@mohdfarazkhanthankyou6537
@mohdfarazkhanthankyou6537 5 жыл бұрын
Mashaallah Sir Dil Jeet Liya Aapne Jazak Allah.. Jai Hind Hindustan Zindabad 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳t 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪We love our Country The Greatest💪💪💪💪💪💪 Nation India🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
@coolboycoolboy7142
@coolboycoolboy7142 4 жыл бұрын
Good bahi good muslam ho as leya lazim ha apni country sa peyar karo ga hum muslam asa he ha magar keya hindo tum logo ko apna samjata ha . Ya video sono or gor karo ya bahi keya bol raha ha
@shreyaschavan4621
@shreyaschavan4621 4 жыл бұрын
Bhai kidhar ka hai
@sazzadJOY96
@sazzadJOY96 4 жыл бұрын
And rest are not great?
@kratiagrawal4039
@kratiagrawal4039 4 жыл бұрын
I'm proud of you man.. hope sb log apki hi trh sochte
@irfanrockzz9194
@irfanrockzz9194 4 жыл бұрын
@@kratiagrawal4039 bro actually coz of few ppl every one r blamed... I m a Muslim but all ma best friends n close friends r Hindus... N I luv dem... Politicians create all this bro just for d sake of vote....
@sultankanani4254
@sultankanani4254 4 жыл бұрын
Proud to be an INDIAN MUSLIM ALHAMDULLAH🇮🇳💙 JAI HIND🇮🇳💙 VANDE MATARAM🇮🇳💙 BHARAT MATA KI JAI🇮🇳💙
@jogdeepak
@jogdeepak 4 жыл бұрын
Super bola bhai, sab muslims agar bharat mata ki jai bolenge to kitna accha hoga apna Bharat. Jai Hind bhai.
@7LiquidSnake
@7LiquidSnake 4 жыл бұрын
Love you bhai, Jack from England.
@souravsarkar2100
@souravsarkar2100 4 жыл бұрын
Bharat mata ki jai ..modi or RSS murdabad.
@Harsh-ps2fc
@Harsh-ps2fc 4 жыл бұрын
@@souravsarkar2100 oic bhadwa murdabaad
@souravsarkar2100
@souravsarkar2100 4 жыл бұрын
@@Harsh-ps2fc hat sale chutiya..modi najaise oulat.
@ganeshvulidra4719
@ganeshvulidra4719 2 жыл бұрын
bahut time ke baad kisi ko mera bhai manne ka mann kar raha hai... thank for this video rehman
@rohan1731
@rohan1731 3 жыл бұрын
one of the best works. It deserves even more views and likes. A lot of truth in what he has said
@Abhilaxman_studio
@Abhilaxman_studio 5 жыл бұрын
I'm Afghan Muslim but i love and support India every cricket match. Inshallah India will win the world cup
@amjadmalik3971
@amjadmalik3971 5 жыл бұрын
💟💟💟
@mohitkumarbucha5502
@mohitkumarbucha5502 5 жыл бұрын
Good Girl, love from India.
@naqeebahmadahmaf1589
@naqeebahmadahmaf1589 5 жыл бұрын
And what about Pakistan
@Abhilaxman_studio
@Abhilaxman_studio 5 жыл бұрын
@@naqeebahmadahmaf1589 well Pakistanis love Taliban, because of Taliban is Pakistan second Army! Water scarcity is bigger treat than Taliban in our Afghanistan before indo-afghan dam in Herat province, then India also helping us in Kabul ,shahtoot dam, if shahtoot dam successfully finished without terrorist attacks. then Which will provide 3 Millon Kabul residents with potable water and maybe generating electricity too! Then maybe Pakistan facing water crisis in Pakistan because Afghanistan don't have any water Sharing contract with Pakistan. So Taliban are freedom fighter? And they are fight against USA? So why they are cancer for afghan? Why? + USA didn't control over Afghanistan. Afghanistan has its own democratic government! And our Army and government control over Afghanistan! So the big question is : why Taliban attacking, destroying, killing our dams, school, collages, airports, telecommunications, our childrens& women and AFGHAN ARMY? WHY? Isn't enough to show Pakistan government supporting terrorism ? Because of water, natural resources,land? They don't want Afghanistan strong again, they only want Afghanistan still suffering refugee stage because Pakistan government receiving $ 200 Millon dollars for hosting afghan refugee from year side of the border ,they money investing in Pakistan not afghan refugees! Pakistan wants a puppet government in Afghanistan. Pakistani rulers have believed that Afghanistan is their own backyard or 5th province. when Pakistan created by Jonnah 1947 our Afghan government never accept Pakistan as country. Pakistan have been using Water of Afghanistan for 40 years free of cost as a result they help Terrorist groups to put Afghanistan in war and no one ask them about the cost of Water . If Afghanistan build more dams Pakistan will face droughts and famine. Because 30 % water came from Afghanistan and 70% from Indian State of Jammu and Kashmir ,Pakistan wants to the control over the rivers in Kashmir. Because for water supply Pakistan totally depends upon India and Afghanistan. All rivers originates from Jammu and Kashmir so If India stops the water supply of sindhu, chinab, jhelum and satluj, Pakistan suffers from drought as well as will be thirst for water but India having contact with Pakistan that's why they can't! Pakistan considers Afghanistan as its strategic depth in case of war with India. Pakistan plans to use Afghan soil in case Indian strike corps threaten to divide Pakistan into 2 parts. Pakistan doesn’t want a stable & powerful Afghanistan. A strong Afghan government will lay claim to Pashtun tribal areas of Pakistan. remember Dr Najibullah was Afghanistan's last hope. He was trying to do his best to defend his country from foreign and domestic threats, and that is Pakistan and the Taliban and their father USA. This video is clearly praising Najibullah's death and Afghanistan's destruction today m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r7h7i5WJzavPgZ8.html 🎥 Doctor Najibullah Ahmadzai brutally/savagely/ violently ... Imagine if he was still alive, Afghanistan would have been a strong country and free from radical wahabi Islamists, Pakistani intimidations and American invasion. Najibullah was a great leader who voted by afghan people Najibullah hanging was the start of dark age in Afghanistan.!!😖 If Najibullah had been alive today, he would have won any election to become the president of Afghanistan once again. For your information, Najibullah was killed by the ISI hitman--Mullah Abdul Raziq Chamani and Hamid Gul (himself from Quetta) in the Arg while Tannai was also present at the scene on 26 September 1996 at 1:30 in the morning. talibans are Pakistan dogs, but one day Pakistan will pay it!
@Abhilaxman_studio
@Abhilaxman_studio 5 жыл бұрын
@Khurram Baloch none of them are Afghans , they don't even know how to speak Pashto.
@muzzu967
@muzzu967 5 жыл бұрын
Bhai comedy jitna bhi karo.. Lekin climax me jo kaha 💯% sahi hai
@blazingtatsumaki
@blazingtatsumaki 5 жыл бұрын
Deshbhakti prove karne ka pressure
@pratap3553
@pratap3553 5 жыл бұрын
Muzammil Sadiq love you bro.. 😘😘 please avoid some stupid bhakts comments.. 🙏🙏 One day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
@MonV2709
@MonV2709 2 жыл бұрын
Another nice poem!👌👏👏 Saddened with the thought that you have to say it out loud.
@prasenjitsengupta7328
@prasenjitsengupta7328 2 жыл бұрын
Well said brother. Liked it from the bottom of my heart. Wish you all the best.
@shekhjaved501
@shekhjaved501 5 жыл бұрын
I luv india 🇮🇳 sare jaha se achaa hindusta hamara ...
@anythingatall7
@anythingatall7 5 жыл бұрын
Love to all my muslim brothers and sisters 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😘
@kangarookangaroo4796
@kangarookangaroo4796 5 жыл бұрын
@@harisinghjat6122 what?
@aapp776
@aapp776 5 жыл бұрын
@@harisinghjat6122 what
@farouqomaro598
@farouqomaro598 5 жыл бұрын
HARI SINGH JAT Trolling??
@pranjalisingh5899
@pranjalisingh5899 5 жыл бұрын
Vande mataram bhi bol do
@zeeque
@zeeque 5 жыл бұрын
From a Pakistani , well done for staying true to your country. My parents migrated from Delhi to Karachi during partition, My parents were indians, i am a pakistani , i love both nations but my loyalty is with Pakistan. Jai hind Pakistan zindabad.
@TechSunnimuslim07860
@TechSunnimuslim07860 5 жыл бұрын
Luv u bhai. Lot of luv frm Bihar India🇮🇳😍😎😇😇🇮🇳😎😍
@mohammedfaruki5368
@mohammedfaruki5368 5 жыл бұрын
Fair comment bhai. I am indian muslim, but most of my grand mother's family migrated to karachi durinf partition. I love Pakistan being an Indian. Only been there once in 1984 when I was a few years, but lovely memories of Lahore, Islamabad and Karachi.
@theone7359
@theone7359 5 жыл бұрын
@@mohammedfaruki5368 why r u here then
@subscriberswithoutavideo-ez3xx
@subscriberswithoutavideo-ez3xx 5 жыл бұрын
@@coolgrv9 this is no joke man... One land or other if aliens take over the world tomorrow every human being will beg for help to each other spread no hate and live in unity plz... :)
@mohammedfaruki5368
@mohammedfaruki5368 5 жыл бұрын
@@coolgrv9 kaha nikal?
@palmtrees123
@palmtrees123 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedy videos I've ever seen. Expressing pain through comedy. Respect to you! Also you remind me of Manoj Bajpayee😛
@subhashpropever1557
@subhashpropever1557 Жыл бұрын
Bahot hi jabardast soch sunne ko mili Sir...aisehi pesh aao .taki sabki soch badle..
@beinghonest8814
@beinghonest8814 5 жыл бұрын
Am proud to b an Indian Muslimah😍I love my country..Ma Nation is Ma first Priority😳🙏👍💟
@pratap3553
@pratap3553 5 жыл бұрын
Raashi HB Hey sister.. please don't take tension & ignore of some stupid bhakts.. one day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
@beinghonest8814
@beinghonest8814 5 жыл бұрын
@@pratap3553 haa hindusthan zindabaad👏👍🙋💟
@factsandtruth4716
@factsandtruth4716 5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@shehran6936
@shehran6936 5 жыл бұрын
Your nation over your religion? If so why don't you convert to Hinduism, it's perfect for you. Asli musalmaan apne mazbh ko sab se age rakhte hai
@shehran6936
@shehran6936 5 жыл бұрын
@@pratap3553 Gandhi's dream India was a centralised government. To rule over ALL South Asians. We Baloch would never have stood for that. We're not Indian we're Baloch. India is a nationality not ethnicity
@Lazy_diablo
@Lazy_diablo 5 жыл бұрын
Yt recommending after india vs pak cwc 2019
@navyasrivastava101cool
@navyasrivastava101cool 2 жыл бұрын
And your last lines makes me click the subscribe button.....awesome man❤️
@vijaylakshmis3902
@vijaylakshmis3902 2 жыл бұрын
Wah wah wah... Excellent! Can't love this more! Last segment fantastic.
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