*"I love kids, they're so fkin funny. I wanna slap her so bad"* - Enna Alouette 2021

“So anyways that’s the TRUE story of how I met Millie”

i'm starting to think the reason nobody came to that kid's birthday isn't just because of the pandemic lmao

She was not forgotten She was sacrificed

Enna's different voices elevates her storytelling so well

"Three Tupperwears" sound like my Asian relatives whenever there a big gathering.

I love the fact that she had a- not only one, but THREE tupperwares with her to bring some food for herself when she leave LMAOOO

her friend knew what they were doing, dumping Isabel onto Enna so the rest of them could take a break lol

Enna definitely still holds a grudge for that kid. She's smiling, she's laughing, but there's still an unresolved grudge underneath those. And it's understandable

Enna is basically the sacrificial lamb to offer to this demon

She lasted for an hour playing unicorn. Jesus Christ if I were in that position I'll just pretend to go to the bathroom then blitz out of there.

She didn't realize that she was a bait for the kid.

I died when her roleplay mommy voice was literally a Nina impression

"I know how you like free food." That's how it always starts.

Enna is so relatable with her 3 tupperwares

She owes us a Unicorn Roleplay ASMR

I'm flabbergasted by the fact this woman brought 3 tupperwares to a birthday party of someone she doesn't even know. But after hearing the traumatic experience, maybe she should've brought 5 lmao

one of the many horrors of the universe a spoiled child

"You know I'm nine that doesn't work on me anymore" At first I was like WTF then I remembered preschoolers nowadays watched Attack on Titan, Squid games, and Tik Tok

Enna sounds like someone nice to play with

Kids are incarnation of devils I feel you Enna

Story time with Enna is the fkn best lmao, this was wild to listen to

I find hilarious that what Enna find most disturbing is the girl ripping her present

"She was nine" "I was the closest her age" Considering I have to assume that Enna is at least 18 and probably a bit older, that sounds like the saddest childrens birthday party I have ever heard off. Heck, even if I imagine her a few years younger it's still sad...

Enna was most certainly not forgotten, she was sacrificed.

"I bring three Tupperwears and I'm not afraid of use them!"

yeah another hidden hobo pro tips right there, always bring multiple tupperwares to bring home food from birthday parties. and you have to think if the sacrifice for the food is worth it or not. kids are just that scary, especially the spoiled ones those are demon spawns.

Enna's friend: *Baited her to a kid's party* Enna: *Current Objective: Survive*

Ah, yes. This was the first Enna clip I saw and was immediately hooked.

She's closest in age to a 9-year-old? How long ago was this story? Yes! She actually said she was the present!

I don't know but "I bought like 3 tupperware" was the most Filipino/Asian thing I've ever heard lmao

This is one of those classic Enna stories I keep coming back to

man, I wasn't expecting a 10-minute story would be this entertaining. Thanks for clipping.

The two words to Enna's heart *_Free food_*

That's so funny, Enna's storytelling really works well with her vocal range. Thanks for the clip.

Yo the way she impersonated the child...I feel so scared for my life. This is why I give kids dead looks so they won't even dare approach me.

Enna is so prepared she brought 3 tupperwares!

Oh god she back

She brought 3 tupperwares?! She's gonna be a good mother one day

She’s a good storyteller damn

Ah dude when she said "I brought my three tupperware" I freaking lost it dude LMAO 🤣🤣. PS. I used to do it too on my friends wedding but i just bring a small plastic or shove some pretzels in ma pocket lmao

The “put her unicorn in a jar” comment has me dying 😂😂 chat gets pretty unhinged

And thats why you bring card games like magic to a party, either they get bored and leave you alone or they get invested and you can teach them how a piece of cardboard can cost more thatn their house

Enna said closest to her age but I think the real reason was that she might have been closest to her in height 🤣 Enna is so damn hilarious. I love her story telling. I also unwrap my gift paper carefully so I felt that. At least Enna brought food. I don't bring anything 😂👌

this video got me into nijisanji en.

This kid gonna brag "I'm nine, that doesn't work on me anymore" after kidnapping a stranger to play unicorn

Selen was right all along, kids are scary lol Kids these days, they want to grow up way too much fast. They don't realize growing up sucks xD *"I have three tupperware. Imma take your cake home"* That's probably the -most Asian- best way to threaten kids 😂 Wait what? They didn't preserve the wrapped paper? This is heresy! Yep Enna should not go to her birthday next year, his friend is a sadist lol

"I brought my three tupperware" I nearly spit my tea lmfao, Asian let's goooooooooooooo

I absolutely lost it at the part when she said she was not coming back the next year XD

I swear, Enna's got to be one of the funniest story tellers in niji EN

I love how enna can actually look upwards, that's a fire model shes got there

this is still my favorite Enna story

I find it so f*cking dumb and hilarious how she asked for a unicorn cake and unicorn toys and when she opened her gift she's surprised she got a unicorn. *Surprised pikachu face* "Oh my god, how did you know!"

Enna's one of the best storyteller i know so far

Why is Enna always so goddamn funny. Lmao

Literally had the same experience because growing up, I looked after my cousin's daughter. So whenever I visit her, she'd hold me captive and I have to keep praying that someone would look for me because there were so many instances where I almost died of hunger

enna triggered my ptsd. i have a niece who also like unicorn and roleplay. the moment enna said "unicorn" and "held captive" i already start shaking. at least my niece didn't scream randomly i just let her speak whatever she want while i looked outside the window.

honestly, any food coloring filled unicorn cake is probably gonna taste bad ..

Gotta love her determination to get free food in parties no matter the situation she might find herself in...

I was laughing so hard watching this part of the stream, and I still have been watching this clip like twice a week until now. Even putting the hilarious stories aside, the way Enna tells it is amazing; you can tell by how it has absolutely no cuts.

8:23 True, lmao My favourite part of the story ww look how Enna change her emotion and face so fking fast lmao specially when her eye just from o.o to O.O

I have been in a situation without a present for the occasion a few times. What usually works for me is simply pulling out my wallet and handing the birthday kid 20 bucks or so. And due to my Russian origin that became a running joke among my friends as “the Russian mafia boss solves all his problems with money”.

this goes down as a certified hood classic on the vtuber storytelling history

Enna has the patience of a saint

This is one of my favourite stories beside the experiment story🤣

I love Enna's stories. She's so gifted.

I woulda been like, “oh no, I forgot the presents in my car. Lemme go get them” and never come back

The clip that made me a fan

That story deserves 7 Tupperware of food

"I have three tupperwares, i'm gonna take your cake home" must be the most terrifying threat

once the kid said that i'd have just said "well kid you need to get used to disappointment... life just aint fair.", poor enna got blackmailed into being kidnapped ROFL

It's funny how 1 hour with a gremlin child suddenly feels like 3 hours

Enna was the sacrificial lamb to isabel the spoiled brat but real talk had me laughing throughout 80% of the story. That is wild.

"how could you look at her and smile?" LMFAOOOOO

Held at gunpoint by a 9 year old. Classic.

That kid must have wings and a beak

Enna went from a guest to a babysitter www

This always happens to me too kids always wanna play with me over everyone else. I do my best to be nice to them they’re still learning........ but these parents reaaaaally needs to actually teach their child manners haha

That story was really fun to listen to Glad that Enna came out of the hostage situation alive, lol

Haha I had a similar experience. I visited my friend and she has two girls already, like 3 and 4 years old maybe? and I basically met them for the first time when they were not babies and one of them just roped me into playing EVERYTHING with her. I came with my best friend, we wanted to see our old friend after a while and meet her partner and family, but this kid abducted me into the PARENTS' room (because they were renovating the house they only slept in a spare room on mattesses) and played bouncy castle on the mattress and wanted me to read to them but I didn't wanna go on other people's bed!! but I was with them for a while, then she wanted me to draw with her and I just wanted to go outside with the adults and eat and catch up with them but no chance. I don't even particularly like kids. I never put on a happy face for them, I am just calm. Idk why they liked me. And when I finally sat at the adult table and wanted to eat the damn cake I brought, she still wanted me to play with action figures with her and I did for a while and nobody helped me TT.TT but after I told her multiple times that I wanna have a chat with her mom now, the mom finally tried to get her to leave me alone, which made her angry but in the end they had to go to bed anyway ^^ omg I have no idea why they latched onto me like that! we even had a dog with us and somehow I was still more interesting....

And this is why you *"discipline"* your kids well

this is some of the best content ever omfg i’m a new fan

i love how there's an impromptu storytelling during enna's stream www

She brought her own Tupperware to a party, that's a new one for me

That kid sure radiates dudley vibes

1:47 I like how her first thought is to get on her knees to play unicorn Just imagine some poor friend you invited is being mounted by your cousin whom is asserting their birthday dominance onto a panicking newcomer

The word you're looking for is: bawl Bawling her eyes out / bawls her eyes out

A horse with a cone on its head lmao😂😂

I don't think that covid pandemy was a main issue why her friends didn't come.....

Enna come prepared ... Bringing in 3 tupperware with her ... Lol. Anyways, seems like Enna is really patient person ... Handling the kid really well ..

5:56 "Oh my I wanna slap her so bad" so relatable ToT

My fav part. "I like Lego"

Man I love birthday parties! They always have great foo- I mean, it’s always nice to have family gather all in one place!

That was a whole movie in just 10 minutes, the emotions are rollercoastering

LMAO Thanks for the clip. Enna is so funny.

I laughing so hard watching this. Thanks for the clip man

god i love this fking story

The only one closest to her age? How old is enna really!?!?! Lololol

*bawls, not 'balls' lmao

Ive been to enough birthday parties to know that the food was not worth the time.