Markiplier: "God I wish I had something I could play." Also Markiplier: *Refuses to draw a single squirrel so he can play cards*

Mark: "I have really expensive cards." Also Mark: Doesn't draw a squirrel.

Mark made a venomous cat that can’t bite. That’s like having your best trained marksman be a blind dude.

Love how mark kept drawing new cards when he should have been drawing squirrels

It really is fascinating how mark can somehow make the game so hard on himself for basically never drawing squirrel cards. Yet he won the boss on his second attempt

I thought people were joking when they said Mark never picked up squirrels while complaining about card costs. Its not even like he forgot, he hovered over squirrels every turn.

Me watching this the first time: “Wow, Leshy is so scary and mysterious.” Me rewatching this series: “Leshy!!!! Good to see you buddy, I missed you and your weird d&d sessions!”

i actually cried internally when he sacrificed a fucking LORE CARD

"Choose a cost" Mark: "I'm an expensive lad" Translation: "make this harder on myself. I'm a masochist"

Mark: I cannot play any of these cards, they are too expensive of a blood cost. Also Mark: refuses to pick up the squirrels to sacrifice for blood costs.

I absolutely love the voice Mark gave to Leshy. It's soft and, at times calming, all whist still being intimidating and, at times apathetic

I just beat this game literally like 30 minutes ago, and Mark absolutely refusing to draw a squirrel is driving me insane haha

Mark: "God I wish I had something I could play." Me: "SQUIRREL MARK! DRAW A FUCKING SQUIRREL!!"

Poor Stoat lol. Stoat: "Keep me alive aight?" Mark: *immediately sacrifices him* Stoat: "oh come on-"

Mark: I need to kill the mule. Also Mark: precedes to put a creature in every spot BUT where the mule is

18:29 Mark has a chance to make his terrible poison cat useful, BUT NO he increases the wolfs damage retaining the cats uselessness

For being the "King of Squirrels" Mark sure doesn't draw a whole lot of squirrels

"god I wish I had something to play" *continues to ignore the squirrel deck which gives him sacrifices to play something*

I love the quick transformation in voicing Leshy when Mark realises what his vibe is.

Mark: IM SCREWED Me: MAYBE YOU WOULDNT BE IF YOU GOT SOME SQUIRLLES

words cannot describe the level of impotent rage that fills me every time Mark draws a creature instead of a squirrel, despite not having anything to summon those creatures

Mark made a card that cannot attack inflict deadly poison when it attacks. This truly is big brain time.

mark’s voice for leshy is leshy’s canon voice

I love how Mark does the voices. He even adapted himself to the Prospector extremely fast, immediately getting where the game was going with that.

Mark: *About to die* Host: "I surrender" Mark: Thats right, I- I had you on the ropes

Game Dev: *makes a rule book to describe the game’s rules* Markiplier: “I’ll just pretend I didn’t see that.”

23:22 "Please choose the card to draw the cost from" Mark: _Chooses the card with higher cost_

That stinky card thingy : "Hello :)" Mark: "Sacrifice!" That physically hurt, for real

The fact that he can manage to fail as much as he can succeed is incredible.

it truly is fascinating how mark can make the biggest mistakes possible in the shortest time possible

Mark: "yeah, Memento Mori to you too" Me: *chokes on air for two minutes*

I literally screamed when mark chose a rabbit hole instead of his own overpowered card

it physically hurts me to watch mark make this game harder on himself by not drawing SQUIRRELS

mark: i cannot summon any of my cards also mark: literally NEVER DRAWS FROM THE FUCKING SQUIRREL DECK

13:14 I never noticed that until now, theres a skeleton hand on the right side of the safe, and it hides when you approach it.

Can we just talk about the creepy cadence he immediately slipped into when doing the lines for his opponent? I swear, it fits so well

This single video precisely tells us how Mark is a master at reflexes and quick thinking (FNAF) but a horrible strategist and analyzer 😭

I love how in this game, the antagonist is just basically a DM who wants someone to play their game but has the stakes too high and ends up forcing people to play the game.

This series really solidified how good Mark really is at voices. Wouldn’t be the same with out it

Why does Mark refuse to draw a squirrel card?47:50 He literally uses a 4 bone Opossum to summon a one blood ant, instead of using a squirrel.

Mark: I'm not a masochist Also Mark: Does everything he can to make the game more painful on himself

This man is excellent at sales driving. He frustrates the audience into buying the game to competently beat themselves.

Pack Mule: *moves to the right* Mark: "Oh, the pack mule moves left."

Markiplier: That one kid that messes up all the formulas yet gets 100% on the test

Game-Runner: "You may stand, but do not touch my possessions." Mark: *Gets up and touches literally almost everything*

He just makes the wrong move every time. Every single move he makes such a bad decision. Now I'm invested to see him grow out of it

It is awesome to watch Mark move into Leshy's voice when he first speaks, really cool

This series holds a special place in my heart not for a very normal way at least i dont think so. This series came out whilst i was transitioning from AIT to my first duty station and I had only watched this episode whilst i was in processing and i remember this great deal of sadness as i was on my own for the first time in my life in a part of the country i had never been in before far away from the people i knew. Especially with this series being so close to Thanksgiving/ Christmas it was especially sad but I would come home from doing whatever paperwork I had to do or gear i had to get to a empty barracks room with nothing but a laptop and 2 duffle bags worth of stuff but just to feel that sense of almost home i would watch these videos watching the snow fall outside before finally falling asleep and it made life a lot less depressing while i was watching these videos so thanks mark for always being there, i also use these videos to gauge just how long I've been here so now im at 2 months and some change. Anyways if you read this i appreciate it. Sorry for the grammatical errors its 2 in the morning and im on my phone.

Mark: *gives the immortal cat the ability to instakill enemies Also Mark: *Doesn't give the cat the ability to deal damage*

Mark: “ I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THESE OTHER ABILITIES DO!” Also Mark: **doesn’t click the book to see what the abilities do**

watching this after seeing how easily mark beat buckshot is actually painful

I’m so glad I’m not the only one angered by Mark constantly taking normal cards he can’t play instead of squirrels that would allow him to PLAY THE 4 CARDS HE ALREADY HAS

Playing this game, I managed to make a death card that was unkillable, cost NOTHING and had a five attack power. It won me the whole game

Anyone else develop an irrevocable emotional attachment to Stoat the second he was revealed as sentient? No? Just me?

This game was absolutely robbed of it’s game of the year award, this SO deserved it.

The point of the rabbit effect is that warren effectively pays back its cost when played, since you can immediately use the rabbit to pay for something else, and you still end up with a 0/2 on the field to block stuff. I'd say overall warren is a decent card. Not great, but not bad either.

Mark: "I'm gonna do this the right way!" Also Mark: **Continues to NOT draw squirrels, thereby not being able to play the cards in his hand.** Also also Mark: **Does a sacrifice event backwards.** Still Mark: **Doesn't right click to read what the sigils mean.** Markimoo: "I need to attack the pack mule." **Doesn't attack the pack mule.**

Mark: **draws only cards from his deck** squirrels: finally, inner peace

“Keep your hands off my possessions” Mark: immediately touches everything 😭😭

I found a broken loop where you put an Unkillable sigil and a Corpse Eater sigil on the same card. If it's in your hand, it will immediately replace the next card that dies, and when it's killed, it returns to your hand and then is immediately placed back into the position it was in. It's equivalent to a card with infinite health.

I like how Jack plotted everything out, planned ahead, and used strategy on the first boss. But couldn't beat him. Mark just yeets himself at the board twice and wins.

Mark: Why can't I summon anything?? Also Mark: Never draws a Squirrel

45:00 I cannot stop laughing... I'm at a Starbucks and they think I'm crazy! 🤣

If there’s ever an inscription movie then markiplier should 100% voice Leshy.

It still feels really strange every time Mark references Unus Annus.

Mark: Actively sabotages himself Also Mark: Gets past second boss on second try.

Rewatching this series, because it still seems to be one of the most interesting and well thought out games i have seen. Mark does a good job of playing through it and reading the commentary. LOVE IT!! 👌👍

39:46 *clearly shows the card going on top of the other* mark: "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PELT?!" I'm convinced mark hasn't developed object permanence yet

The stoat after literally every round: *"Am I a joke to you?"*

Watching Mark endlessly draw anything but squirrel cards is probably the most infuriating experience I have had all week.

The game creators should definitely add mark voice acting to all the characters in there 😂😂😂 he's really hell good in this

11:09 This went from angry to Elvis real fast.

He gives the cat, who can't attack, the poison that can kill anything when he could have given the adder the ability of the cat to be sacrificed indefinitely while maintaining the attack capability.

The physical pain i felt when mark wouldn’t read what the sigils meant, wouldn’t draw squirrels and just honestly ignored common sense when playing this game was torture. still fun tho😂 (Yo why are so many people liking this😆 thanks y’all)

Re-watching this series after catching up to EEF’s playthrough and it’s so satisfying to see Mark’s progression into the intense optimization

41:30 “Keep me alive.” ( Sacrifices Stoat ) “OH COME O-“

Markiplier complaining so hard about not being able to play cards, but he’s not grabbing squirrels to sacrifice to play the cards

Markiplier, while being King of the Squirrels he is, kept from sacrificing his subjects to bring stronger creatures

Looking back at this serie I wasn't expecting at all markplier to get into this game and finish all the acts, I am truly happy he enjoyed the game it its entirety

Im rewatching this series and marks refusal to draw squirrels sends me into a rage spiral

Mark, quite literally, has had the worst start to this game I have ever seen, which is amazing considering he managed to surpass the Prospector. Also why won’t he draw a damn squirrel card T_T

I wanna play this game so that I can draw a lot of squirrel cards which will help me heal myself internally.

33:58 Rabbit Multiplication Studio™

After re-watching this at this time 30:38 when mark talks to the stink bug you can see before she says stoat, she almost says PO-3

Mark: we have to attack the pack mule also mark: **puts cards in every other lane**

As someone who loves TCG's, in particular, Magic, watching Mark not look at the rule book and NOT DRAW FUCKING SQUIRRELS is dealing me psychic damage. Mark ilysm please... Please just pay attention.

Can't believe this was 6 months ago. Holy shit. I remember looking forward to each episode everyday.

Rewatching this series after no life-ing Kaycees Mod and finding every degen strat imaginable and seeing every tiny misplay makes me want to pull my hair out

I love how Mark voices the antagonist in this game. He adds so much more depth to this game by his gameplay. Love it.

Mark's refusal to draw squirrels just enrages me in a different way lmao

19:51 What the Stoat meant is the Mule has cards that you can take once the mule’s HP reaches 0

This series is my safe zone. Its so satisfying to me. I re watch the whole thing everytime im bored

It hurt me physically that he didn't give the bunny effect to the cockroach, the card that can be played multiple times in succession.

Can we all just appreciate how the voice mark gave for the creepy monster. It fits the character perfectly. Even the tone of the voice with certain lines. It really felt like the voice was part of the game.

When I first watched this, I thought this game was wildly difficult. Bought it for myself and once you understand the mechanic (and actually draw squirrels), it’s super easy.

Mark: "God, I wish I had something to play." Me: *throws keyboard against the wall*

There’s something funny and frustrating watching him play this extremely simple game in the most difficult way possible.

I don't think Mark has ever played a resource based card game in his entire life lmfao

The "caged wolf" is a sort of myth thing, i dont know much detail but from playing a game with it included it's like a ceremony. I'll explain below 1. 5 people are into a large-ish room 2. A circle thing of salt is made. 3. In the middle of the room, a person kneels down (like praying) with their head on a rock under a cage. 4. Two people place a blanket over the cage. 5. The last 4 people stand in the corners of the room, the lights turn out. 6. They chant something while the caged person does not talk or move. It;s supposed that the person under the cage gets possessed by a dead loved one so you can talk to them. I dont know all the details sorry

When someone asks me what my comfort video is, they don't expect a 12+ hour let's play series of some weird indie (amazing) horor game. But here i am re-watching it for the 50th time