forgot the muslim, only plays insurgent and screams allahuakbar the entire match

You forgot the insurgent-mil-sim player that probably was a real insurgent

What about the player that follows you around and throws flash bangs at you and blocking every door

LMG-freak, the guy who knows every spot where he can spawn kill the enemy and exits the match with 25 kills and 0.03% accuracy Jealous Commander, instantly goes for the team kill if there's another commander cause he's the only one worthy of calling in fire support

Man thanks for the laugh this was spot on. Every piece of it. It's always the folks that don't play obj or around it that INSTANTLY lock marksman class with a fully decked out bipod suppressed SVD with a laser sight sitting 300 miles away from the obj. What? The obj starts blinking and most of your teammates died and the sniper is one of the last few alive to try to get on obj? Pffff you must be a clown to think he's gonna try to get on obj.

You forgot about a type of player. The useless observer player that runs away from the commander

The "Counter Sniper" that just picks any class letting them have access to a rifle with a bipod and scope because the "Sniper" got their class first.

The sniper who's actually really good at the game who finds the most cheese spots and gets like 20+ kills. Also can't forget Blockstop and Pigman69

The Team Fortress 2 sniper music was icing on the cake.

You missed the trash talker who sucks, the guy who has to use a shotgun point blank because anything thats beyond five feet is just to hard. Worst part is they'll miss bots who stand still for them.

Should have brought up how the "grenadier" will ignore the obj and be attracted straight to the other teams spawn at all times since its just part of our natural calling

You forgot the Observer who observes everything except how to be an Observer, The brain dead's who run directly into your fire supports even after verbally calling them out over the mic. As you could probably guess I'm the Commander who spams the "Request Observer" key and who selects Commander before the game even loads.

To anyone who stops in doorways, don't. Just, don't. This also applies to real life. Please. Sincerely, The World

The worst one is the player that throws incendiary grenades all over the place. Usually ends up hurting the team more than the enemy

You got me on the sniper one man I pick sniper thinking I'm in American Sniper cuz it's badass 😭

Spot on about the in-game Veteran lol, should’ve mentioned that given the chance, he will eagerly tell you about how the previous Insurgency titles were better and why Sandstorm is a trash game, despite having played it for thousands of hours since release. Spoiler: ins2 is actually better though

Honestly when I see the level 1k dudes I just leave the lobby, they're typically all insufferable to play with.

Love the co-op but the pvp in my experience was "find a corner and wait simulator". Because 90% of the time that's the player who killed me 😂

as a sandstorm player with 3500 hrs on coop, i've met them all hahahahaahha

Don’t forget Blockstop. He deserves a spot on this list

Not too many of us gunner boys out there,and that’s the way I like it lol.We’re like unicorns

Players in this game: 1) players who give you abuse, use the n word, use the r word.... will be silent when you are the last man standing and re-spawn the whole team but will call you a Rtard if you get killed, even when they got themselves killed... Will kill you if you accidentally shoot them once - will never speak on the mic to warn anyone else of dangers or to say anything positive. Will rush ahead to the next objective leaving their team behind, in a COD single player style to prove they know the game so well and to get points that don't really get you anything anyway. They insist on using ridiculous weapons like slow single shot bolt action rifles, shotguns, or sniper rifles which don't really help anyone and they get themselves killed out of tying to look skilled. 2) Other players are nice I guess.... but I haven't played with them....

You forgot about the other tacticool guy who prefers the real thing and training under nods shooting suppressed but also enjoys video games and can appreciate that this community was awesome till the toxic COD players started playing

Occasionally can be found in packs of 4-8 LOL

The gunner is summed up by their classic catch phrase of “count the shells bitch”.

The moment u realize you’ve become an in game vet is when others start remembering u😅

There are also “The Controllers”; whose aim is really terrible due to the lack of auto-aim support for controller.

bro the sniper one is so true it annoys me, the people who usally pick marksmen's hardly get ANY kills and dont even take out other snipers or machine gunners positioned in a spot

I guess i have a curse or something, a curse of having the most garbage players ever, i could play BF, COD, but i always found myself with idiots players.

There is nothing wrong with taking every corner carefully and slowly. There is usually someone hiding there waiting to shoot as you run past.

You forgot the shadow warriors. The guys who just buy the pay to win dlc cosmetics. The guy who exploit the dark spots of the map.

for "the sniper" i was really expecting a clip from the actual "meet the sniper" video where he says "snipings a good job mate"

Can't forget about the dudes who run remote explosives and mines for chained explosions

Don't even get me started on the milsim guy lmao. Good video, my guy. Also, i just straight up TK people that block paths now lmao.

That T()()l guy has been playing for this long?

level 505 and still throwing every explosive under the sun

The griefer who just micspams racist stuff and throws flashbangs on teammates The Jihadist Roleplayers (Me) who will C4 ourselves on munitions caches and hipfire AKs

3:28 Ah yes, T()()L and GOOBGOOB find themselves in another video again. I only ever see them in Push, never in Frontline.

I love wasting team lives by blocking the door. Im lvl 118 and im proud :]

The harder the game is the more I want to play

this is the only game where people dont talk shit even if there on another team

I was the noob, hating cod and stuff but I kept playing and got ok

i’m your sniper but also the guy who rallies the team 😂

If it’s vs AI I become the Milsim guy 😭 hate that I use comms alot but it’s not like it’s pvp and I usually only do it when teammates aren’t aware of sounds or callouts and get spawn killed by John wick bots instantly after spawn after the bots b line it to our resupply. I usually only use it to recruit riflemen to the observer role because having an alive observer and a good commander can make mince meat of any bots approach if you overlap explosive mortars a chemical or rocket barrage

Also just wanted to say you missed the "Commander" calling in Fire support over his pleading voice and friendlies dying... 200hrs of commander out of my 603hrs.

In my experience the Mil-Sim/Roleplayers are the most insufferable players you'll meet, always seeing themselves as the "main character" and having a complete disregard of common knowledge, also sometimes just saying the cringiest shit over comms, I've only met one or two who actually knew what they're doing and actually had a sense of how to cooperate with the team, I'm sure there are some out there who aren't bad and actually know what to do, but the ratio between good and bad is hanging to the latter

I played against Tool, he’s pretty good…

Lol i'm literally the sniper

What about the team player, the guy who is decent at the game, and will play whatever is needed

You forgot about the habitual molly abusers, you can't play a match nowadays where there isn't 1/3 of the map in flames 🔥🔥🔥

genuinely great content, keep it up my dood

That ending was really nice. Reminds me while were all gamers

The guy that gets switched to the other team mid game and starts killing his teammates and quits lol (teams are uneven)

I relate to the veteran bit. Love the vid👍🏻

Well made and well written content

3:35 is exactly why I don’t play pvp, I’d be fcking furious and I’d just punch my wall, that was complete total bullsh*t

The only thing smol about this Brain Energy is his sub count!

the thumbnail was great!

Nice vid Smallbrian , I feel shamed being on top of the veteran section with a sniper rifle lol

should have more subscribers, good video

This video earned my sub

Sniper support close to the objective but ducked off usually a waypoint back

the door blocker noob used to be me but now I'm one of the 3 other guys getting killed by said player type

Hahaha super cool vid!! 🤣👌

Nice video!

I was absolutely howling at this video 😂😂😂

Nice quality content

Very much a Newb but I'm relishing the challenge. Props out to my teams as they're doing the heavy lifting as I learn the maps. Peac...ugh 🤣😂🤣

you forgot to add the player that berates his enslaved friends so he can make content for his youtube channel

Burninator is lvl 4000 now 😬

you're missing one majaor player base. China players : no sense of tactics or awareness to surrounding.. run like headless chicken, abuse nades, block hallways with molotov...

Are you my long lost brother?

Im the grenadier, i have rockets, i have bombs and you have limbs torn from your body so your opinion on my playstyle is invalid :) JK, but fr, being the demoman is such a great time, you can run around as a heavier standard player but you have the power to kill players behind walls, clear rooms easily, destroy the obj without getting in etc And its not that easy to play it, at least its harder than playing full auto sniper as a gunner or just one tapping anyone from anyranges with a shotgun...

Yup, Im the n00b whos a sniper sometimes.

my name pops up at 2:55 my steam name is terry but thats not me still cool tho

in my defense i use the grenadier build to piss ppl off. i’ve gotten many angry messages from ppl for using noob tubes and it brings me joy

This is so accurate haha.

Yo I literally played with you yesterday. Y’all had like 4-5 lvl 1,000s and my team got shitted on. I was the one in chat asking why u had a shield next to ur name

Wait please tell me why grenadier is a bad choice? Because that’s my go to lol I utilize the rpg on any trucks with mounted weapon and I use the grenade launcher as well.

who tf ever said that sandstorm is a hard game?

My comment was held hostage. I demand its immediate release. Thank you.

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Yeah i hate grenadiers.... This class should be removed in Push... PvP Veteran, lvl 500 , all cosmetics unlocked 😂😂😂

You forgot the shotgun guy

Still one of my favorite videos and still accurate today and have lived long enough to become one of The Vets

I'm, as I like to say, a wildcard everything I do will be random whether it's me trying to be tactics or simply joking around and throwing grenades or flashes in rooms filled with teammates

im an animal

If u see chuckylucky just know ur not going to win

Newb and Noob are different. Learn the difference.

they should turn friendly fire off . the most annoying noobs are who just run and think its call of duty run straight in to your fire line weather its ur barrel or fire support . the worst comunity I have seen in the online gaming history . especially on console.

Funny video

Nice video!