Internet Cafe Simulator 2

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Markiplier

20 күн бұрын

I thought I missed the days of LAN parties at Internet Cafe's... turns out I really really don't...
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@isawaffles
@isawaffles 20 күн бұрын
One thing I love about these simulator games is that some things are so unnecessarily intricate, and others are so scuffed and underdeveloped
@Happy_doggo
@Happy_doggo 20 күн бұрын
I mean this is the sequel to the first game so the devs know what they were doing
@jereweb0203
@jereweb0203 20 күн бұрын
@@Happy_doggo ... Possibly.
@Jordonater
@Jordonater 20 күн бұрын
This type of game clearly isnt taking itself seriously.
@harlequeenchannel
@harlequeenchannel 20 күн бұрын
So it's technically immersive at two different ends of the spectrum
@kevinsundelin8639
@kevinsundelin8639 20 күн бұрын
Yupp, I love it so much tbh
@misskrisshades
@misskrisshades 19 күн бұрын
"Make Child" being the first thing you encounter was a wild choice
@Breacher99
@Breacher99 17 күн бұрын
The send job wasn't any better 😅
@jbsgroup96
@jbsgroup96 19 күн бұрын
25:50 Imagine being at an internet cafe and the power suddenly goes out, so you leave and don't pay because of it, then when you're a full block away, you turn around and just see the shopkeeper charging at you full sprint wielding a baseball bat
@human-ee8vf
@human-ee8vf 19 күн бұрын
Its good business
@krys_gaming2939
@krys_gaming2939 18 күн бұрын
😂
@seigeengine
@seigeengine 18 күн бұрын
To be fair, while the customers ask for time, that's not what you get paid based on. You get paid based on the actual amount of time they spend. If they get interrupted early, that's all you get paid for.
@briannajones5184
@briannajones5184 18 күн бұрын
Is it Two Toes Jonney?
@nate8930
@nate8930 17 күн бұрын
wouldn't be the first time for me
@itsRobbie_
@itsRobbie_ 19 күн бұрын
"tomorrow is going to be better" Tomorrow immediately starts with a pc on fire lmao
@ravenb3936
@ravenb3936 20 күн бұрын
Markiplier is back in his simulator phase
@nyetnyetsu
@nyetnyetsu 20 күн бұрын
something bout mark playing simulator are so cozy to watch
@Kiarash_houshmand
@Kiarash_houshmand 20 күн бұрын
Hell yeah
@ECHOGEKO
@ECHOGEKO 20 күн бұрын
Lmao
@Basoosh4
@Basoosh4 20 күн бұрын
@@nyetnyetsu they always cheer me up
@Foe_KREALOFFICAL
@Foe_KREALOFFICAL 20 күн бұрын
@@ECHOGEKO*LMFAO not LMAO if your going to laugh do it right😊
@Skychrew
@Skychrew 20 күн бұрын
Mark for electricity to not shut down you have to pay to the guy that walks weird on the streets with the yellow quest ! sign on top of his head he will fix the cables of electricity so that it won't shut down ever again
@tony_the_cactus
@tony_the_cactus 20 күн бұрын
i hope people like this comment so he sees it lol
@IloveADVENTURE123
@IloveADVENTURE123 20 күн бұрын
Replying to bump your comment, hope he sees this :)
@NaudVanDalen
@NaudVanDalen 20 күн бұрын
It's weird how the electrician is always drunk.
@nicolemarietarroza
@nicolemarietarroza 20 күн бұрын
That makes sense. I was wondering who those persons with the ! sign were.
@Black-bk4xf
@Black-bk4xf 20 күн бұрын
I hope you realize mark has a habit to never play the same game again after one video
@dionemartins0212
@dionemartins0212 19 күн бұрын
I love how there are simulator games where you can barely do the thing trying to be simulated, but there are also simulator games that aside from the main subject, have a wife that the player can have a child with, a random club in the city and fucking kamikaze terrorist attacks.
@seigeengine
@seigeengine 18 күн бұрын
as one might suspect, if you send your wife to work, you can find her in that club.
@Mauritius22
@Mauritius22 18 күн бұрын
Right? It even has a quest system with the beggar and hobo
@mogeko665
@mogeko665 18 күн бұрын
What do you mean? The wife, the child and the terrorist attacks are all essential for an Internet Cafe
@bonkman6463
@bonkman6463 17 күн бұрын
because most of them seem to be made by the same devs
@seigeengine
@seigeengine 17 күн бұрын
@@bonkman6463 They're definitely the sort of devs that make a bunch of these sorts of games one after another. The dev behind this game releases a new simulator game about once a year on average. They aren't all the same devs though.
@msesmeralda150
@msesmeralda150 13 күн бұрын
God please more of these. I laughed too hard at everything. Especially when mark was so calm, complimenting his customers and cleaning then the fucking tragic accident happened in the background. On top of everything, the fucking electricity went out. I could not stop laughing.
@jasons1148
@jasons1148 20 күн бұрын
Mark punched a lady in the back for 3 dollars and 40 cents. What a businessman !!!
@MrSpartan993
@MrSpartan993 19 күн бұрын
Ay yo, he’s a real Made Man, capisce?
@itsRobbie_
@itsRobbie_ 19 күн бұрын
Can't believe he got paid for that, I've been doing it for free!
@feralmagick7177
@feralmagick7177 19 күн бұрын
Mark didnt choose the thug life, The thug life chose him 😅
@haydodoeshaydo
@haydodoeshaydo 15 күн бұрын
Sheen from Jimmy Neutron beat up a guy for 2 dollars and 36 cents Mark needs to up his game
@superconnor1054
@superconnor1054 20 күн бұрын
Bro went from killing a princess, fighting ponies to a internet Cafe
@theREALshiverplush
@theREALshiverplush 20 күн бұрын
miles morales mentioned
@bloodykills7509
@bloodykills7509 20 күн бұрын
What game was he killing a princess and fighting ponies?
@Selma233_
@Selma233_ 20 күн бұрын
​@@bloodykills7509 1st : slay the princess (1-4) 2nd : the pony factory
@Isaga_
@Isaga_ 20 күн бұрын
dont forget the supermarket and fighting cannibals
@Seagull110
@Seagull110 20 күн бұрын
Fr 😭🙏
@Sprizys
@Sprizys 18 күн бұрын
You know a KZfaq channel is successful when the viewers love the editor just as much as the creator.
@WRLDOfSad
@WRLDOfSad 18 күн бұрын
There's gotta be a 2 hour long part 2 to this man
@sliceysliceofapancake
@sliceysliceofapancake 20 күн бұрын
Mark: *presses “Make Child”* Also Mark: PREGNANT!!!???
@springfreddie6098
@springfreddie6098 20 күн бұрын
i was looking for this comment THANK YOU 😭🙏
@bilonic111
@bilonic111 20 күн бұрын
I don’t know what else he expected honestly 😂
@Nxxghtmare
@Nxxghtmare 20 күн бұрын
Basic male logic
@End_Guard
@End_Guard 20 күн бұрын
Timestamp - 15:54
@ZDBray
@ZDBray 20 күн бұрын
Mark: *idly stands by as customer browses “adult websites”* “their money is as good as any!” Also Mark: “WHOA NOW THATS A LOT OF VIRUSES”
@NaudVanDalen
@NaudVanDalen 20 күн бұрын
40:09 > Runs in. > Searches Mark. > Refuses to elaborate. > Leaves.
@catchyname58
@catchyname58 20 күн бұрын
Sigma cop
@RunnyBottom
@RunnyBottom 20 күн бұрын
What the sigma
@ClownHoundII
@ClownHoundII 20 күн бұрын
Average cop behavior.
@WRLDOfSad
@WRLDOfSad 18 күн бұрын
​@@ClownHoundIItuff
@BLBird336
@BLBird336 11 күн бұрын
@@RunnyBottom oh my gyatt
@sirphantomthefirst
@sirphantomthefirst 19 күн бұрын
I love how he clicks a button and immediately it just says Pregnant and he starts questioning everything.
@nothing-611
@nothing-611 19 күн бұрын
The arabic in this game caught me so off guard lmao 😭 especially the house design at the beginning
@user-rp6do9fk1u
@user-rp6do9fk1u 14 күн бұрын
What's written?
@Owls1221
@Owls1221 9 күн бұрын
@@user-rp6do9fk1u fruit stores, barber shops, and other companies that seem to be based on actual businesses but I don't know for which exactly.
@azl2377
@azl2377 3 күн бұрын
@@user-rp6do9fk1u The Arabic written on the signs of the random stores is just the names of the stores or what they sell, e.g., at 3:32 the sign says "vegetables and fruits"
@mallieange1
@mallieange1 20 күн бұрын
*turns back, explosion happens, so much carnage* “when did I have a lamp?”
@robbynash8530
@robbynash8530 20 күн бұрын
I was dumbstruck lol
@archae10
@archae10 20 күн бұрын
Did he mop the computer on the floor?
@udiar
@udiar 20 күн бұрын
What exploded was the saboteurs. The guy in the blue suit Auth an X on its face ​@@archae10
@Nobadletsplays
@Nobadletsplays 20 күн бұрын
@@archae10 Sometimes those guys in the blue suit just straight up run inside and bomb your cafe
@nihilis3288
@nihilis3288 20 күн бұрын
He Turned on the Sabotage setting.
@insatiableboredom5082
@insatiableboredom5082 20 күн бұрын
Mark’s recent uploads have been giving the 2021 simulation era of his channel and I am here for it
@maironamakesstuff
@maironamakesstuff 20 күн бұрын
The amount of emotional investment he puts into them is so much fun to watch. I think Drug Dealer Simulator is still my favorite, especially with Lixian's editing! 😂
@Skelleytron
@Skelleytron 20 күн бұрын
Stop the brain rot “it’s giving…” bs
@Itsyoboyoyoa
@Itsyoboyoyoa 20 күн бұрын
Man i am good at simullators games challenge me to this game and you will cry😈
@oedsvlogt
@oedsvlogt 20 күн бұрын
I've been binging his simulator videos for a week now. I'm here for it
@Nitrogen_Dioxide
@Nitrogen_Dioxide 20 күн бұрын
@@Skelleytronbro it’s not brianrot… the gen alpha stuff is. Gen Z and the millennials need to put aside our differences
@leoprad.
@leoprad. 15 күн бұрын
6:26 There's literally Donald Trump walking on the right side of the screen 😂😂😭
@MrEnigma3351
@MrEnigma3351 18 күн бұрын
PLLLEEEEEAAAASE let there be a part two lol. Also the shop just randomly blowing up had me cracking up 😂
@Tilla00
@Tilla00 20 күн бұрын
The green Trump that walks past under Marks cam at 6:27 xD
@0gammag0
@0gammag0 20 күн бұрын
I WAS HOPING SOMEONE ELSE SAW THAT
@calebherd7788
@calebherd7788 20 күн бұрын
I thought I was the only one lmaoo
@GeneralKenobi69420
@GeneralKenobi69420 20 күн бұрын
Trump on his way to being based
@Gaming_With_Bob1
@Gaming_With_Bob1 20 күн бұрын
Yeah I saw that too omg
@ivandouk
@ivandouk 20 күн бұрын
I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT
@George-go8zt
@George-go8zt 20 күн бұрын
Mark coming up with the coolest of names, "Mark's Mumbs" "Mambo N°6" and decides to go for "RAAAAHHHHH!!!"
@AstraEatsBears
@AstraEatsBears 20 күн бұрын
Giving true Markiplier energy
@iamaweirdo5210
@iamaweirdo5210 20 күн бұрын
I’m
@1989v9
@1989v9 20 күн бұрын
@notasandwich2080
@notasandwich2080 20 күн бұрын
​@@mackennarocker3230 did you ever end up finally
@mackennarocker3230
@mackennarocker3230 20 күн бұрын
@@notasandwich2080 I fell asleep watching this video earlier and had to of accidentally typed those comments😭😂 maybe my dream self had something they wanted to do🤷‍♀️
@Ankerush
@Ankerush 19 күн бұрын
0:44 I think we just got a glimpse into how Mr. President comes up with the names he uses in games from time to time. What an honour.
@Cat-gj7us
@Cat-gj7us 19 күн бұрын
The explosion at the end omg 😂
@MageSkeleton
@MageSkeleton 20 күн бұрын
i find it funny that these "simulator games" put you in the weirdest and/or sketchiest places that either makes no sense or fail to simulate aspects of what it's supposed to simulate which i would imagine being minus the legal paperwork, like permits and licensing.
@servnava6601
@servnava6601 19 күн бұрын
Hey I was just in Delhi and uh, this isn't that unrealistic. The location, the power outages, the running out to beat theives, saw it all
@trexindominus8119
@trexindominus8119 19 күн бұрын
@@servnava6601 Even the middle eastern architecture?
@WRLDOfSad
@WRLDOfSad 18 күн бұрын
I love it
@loder8592
@loder8592 18 күн бұрын
@@trexindominus8119 In middle east, internet cafés are super common. So its hitting all the marks
@asemahmed3291
@asemahmed3291 17 күн бұрын
look guys I am from Egypt and this is not true
@Unreliable_Arsonist
@Unreliable_Arsonist 20 күн бұрын
*Turns off family* *Family dissipates into the void*
@afanporsaber
@afanporsaber 20 күн бұрын
You're a wise person. Real.
@Happy_doggo
@Happy_doggo 20 күн бұрын
Fanfiction
@yphoenix5957
@yphoenix5957 13 күн бұрын
Ngl watching Mark experience the life of a internet cafe owner's midlife crisis was an emotional rollercoaster. He got up one day, started a new local business, had a child suddenly of dubious origin, and his own clientele either dine'n run or openly watch PR0N in Mark's establishment! >_
@bi.fruitsalad
@bi.fruitsalad 19 күн бұрын
34:31 Customer saw the bat and said “okay I’m gonna pay” 😂😂
@inging421
@inging421 20 күн бұрын
39:33 an explosion was the last thing I expected in this video im crying
@infinitedragonsunlocked
@infinitedragonsunlocked 7 күн бұрын
It's the first thing I was expecting cause I know this game and I saw he left it enabled
@SawyerKnight
@SawyerKnight 20 күн бұрын
11:43 I cant believe they got him... they got Mr. Valve himself to be in the game.
@WillieBoi97
@WillieBoi97 20 күн бұрын
real
@grancoast
@grancoast 18 күн бұрын
best collab of all time
@rgerber
@rgerber 17 күн бұрын
beware of him turning around
@Nowanes
@Nowanes 13 күн бұрын
So THAT'S why he couldn't update tf2, he didn't have a God darn computer
@Rodyx9
@Rodyx9 12 күн бұрын
37:50 LOL WANNA KNOW WHY ITS CALLED RAAAAH!!!!
@Morphybrinn
@Morphybrinn 19 күн бұрын
"Today is the start of the next forever of my life" really feels like a quote Markiplier wrote for Iron Lung and just can't contain anymore
@sliceysliceofapancake
@sliceysliceofapancake 20 күн бұрын
After reading the title, I searched Mark’s channel, in a panic, thinking that I missed the first installment of Internet Cafe Simulator, only to realize this was not a sequel
@SillyLittleMona
@SillyLittleMona 20 күн бұрын
Thank you for the confirmation so I don’t have to go dig for something not there 🙏
@MaskedReviews
@MaskedReviews 20 күн бұрын
Same, except I only searched recent uploads before hoping there'd be a link in the video
@seanlouisoliveros414
@seanlouisoliveros414 20 күн бұрын
Or after the intro where he said he prolly played the first one there was a text prompt saying he didnt
@stellap7535
@stellap7535 20 күн бұрын
Im pretty sure this is actually a sequel.. I think the original game was part of a three random games video. Ill see if I can find the original Edit: since the original internet simulator game was released in 2019, I figured I'd check the awesome games list until the videos show posted 7 years ago. I found nothing :( either Mark played this game and it's lost to the wind, or I got confused with game grumps playing it. Memory can be a fickle thing
@JerryorTom
@JerryorTom 20 күн бұрын
@@stellap7535yeah! You’re definitely right, I remember him playing this before.
@IndigoneIsDumb
@IndigoneIsDumb 19 күн бұрын
35:41 *POWER OUTAGE* “im 👿 gonna 👿 beat 👿 the 👿 shit 👿 out 👿 of 👿 you 👿” *sees they are paying customers* “OH! Nevermind! 😊🌸”
@nyohohoo
@nyohohoo 19 күн бұрын
The child later: dad, how was i born? Mark: i accidentally pressed one
@Aelda69
@Aelda69 19 күн бұрын
15:54 Flash: "Fastest man alive..." ICS Character: "Not anymore..."
@Jim_100
@Jim_100 17 күн бұрын
😂😂
@augustofilosi4706
@augustofilosi4706 20 күн бұрын
Mark being shocked he was gonna have a child after pressing the button to have a child is such a mood tbh
@nomoresaul
@nomoresaul 20 күн бұрын
I think he was moreso shocked that the wife got pregnant instantly with absolutely nothing, not even so much as a timesweep, happening. Just instant. If that was how babies were made, the world population would be less than 50 😂
@myminusmind5087
@myminusmind5087 20 күн бұрын
i dont know what it is about this game but its so satisfying to watch. i would actually love to see more parts of this
@85crazychick
@85crazychick 19 күн бұрын
I love the simulator game phases! Please continue this one. For even just a couple videos. The streamer life sim and the drug seeler sim it looked like you had so much fun even with the jank. It's so fun to watch
@DeepSight_Bright
@DeepSight_Bright 9 күн бұрын
When a man decides to work hard for his duty of taking attention to his internet cafe is when man finally decides to be what they truly want to be in this world
@BeardieBroadcast
@BeardieBroadcast 20 күн бұрын
Goodbye Wwhyyyyfe... Starts flipping off the elevator door.
@afanporsaber
@afanporsaber 20 күн бұрын
It happens after the five year or the five birth.
@BeardieBroadcast
@BeardieBroadcast 20 күн бұрын
Why don't I get this many likes on my videos?!?
@idkwatermelon8496
@idkwatermelon8496 20 күн бұрын
I love the devious giggle when he flips someone off
@MeGustaWHAT
@MeGustaWHAT 19 күн бұрын
Green Donald at like 6:27 is a dang jumpscare
@avc4742
@avc4742 19 күн бұрын
39:35 my favorite part. I was so caught off guard 😆
@ahmedfaramawy6231
@ahmedfaramawy6231 20 күн бұрын
" you're gonna know why it's called raaaah " is such a hard line lol😂
@sorrytodisappoint
@sorrytodisappoint 20 күн бұрын
and then gets knocked out. 🤣
@skeizs
@skeizs 20 күн бұрын
mark: i'm gonna call it free wifi mark: no thats stupid also mark: RAAAAHHHHHHH!! LMFAOOOOO
@dirtprime1379
@dirtprime1379 20 күн бұрын
His 6th sense is just too powerful. He knew how the video was gonna end before even playing the game
@Guape
@Guape 15 күн бұрын
3:45 “ aw man the electricity is off.” I dont know why i laughed so hard hahahaha thats the least of your worries 😂
@msesmeralda150
@msesmeralda150 13 күн бұрын
The state of the shop- and the electricity is the only problem mark cared about.
@crybabycece
@crybabycece 10 күн бұрын
Mark has played so many simulator games they’re beginning to run together in his mind
@richie404
@richie404 20 күн бұрын
19:12 Mark wasn't messing around, you better pay him up in his Cafe or else you're getting a Beating.
@MaRaMa-ARTZ
@MaRaMa-ARTZ 20 күн бұрын
32:38 "Is that a teddy bear?" Yeeeeeah. Just an innocent teddy bear.
@LukeyBoyAndTheCatlings
@LukeyBoyAndTheCatlings 20 күн бұрын
Can no one see my comments??? Why does everyone else have hundreds of likes and comments but mine have none???
@kingofravens215
@kingofravens215 20 күн бұрын
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who noticed that because wow is that an old fucking reference lmao
@porcelain_lace
@porcelain_lace 20 күн бұрын
I was hoping someone else saw it
@WhoTookQuwhu
@WhoTookQuwhu 20 күн бұрын
Not a brisket reference? :(
@homerodysseus4203
@homerodysseus4203 20 күн бұрын
Its the old-school internet meme known as the pdf bear. I remember it too well growing up in the 2000s. And no, not ".pdf" as in the actual file extension.
@SportsGaming-ll3ru
@SportsGaming-ll3ru 18 күн бұрын
lol 23:00 Mark when his child does something amazing, I love these simulator games, hope he continues rhem
@01n30n
@01n30n 19 күн бұрын
Lixian's "Late Night Mop" game tops this one by far!
@phaezus
@phaezus 20 күн бұрын
Mark struggling so much over naming his restaurant for a game he’ll play once is so real
@Happy_doggo
@Happy_doggo 20 күн бұрын
"Restaurant" 😭😭😭
@Oddi0
@Oddi0 20 күн бұрын
Not that kind of cafe haha
@denism6879
@denism6879 20 күн бұрын
Bot?
@trexindominus8119
@trexindominus8119 20 күн бұрын
@@Oddi0 Not with that attitude!
@nomoresaul
@nomoresaul 20 күн бұрын
@@Happy_doggoHey shut up Mark sold several knuckle sandwiches alright
@kierstenlawrence7384
@kierstenlawrence7384 20 күн бұрын
I love how weirdly detailed and complex this dev makes their games
@NafizAkmal22
@NafizAkmal22 18 күн бұрын
15:44 I don't know why that made me laugh out loud😅
@SadeShadow18
@SadeShadow18 12 күн бұрын
I need more of this series, I love when funny random stuff happens and nobody expects it. Plus I find it funny this kind of game is so in depth
@MirceaKitsune
@MirceaKitsune 20 күн бұрын
I tend to get bored by most simulator games, but this is a truly wholesome thing. It's even more realistic and makes more sense than real life: Engage your wife click a button that says "make child" then next day he's 3 years old, all while beating customers that don't pay with a baseball bat, also having a guy riding a camel like an F1 car deliver your computer parts. Love the memes scattered throughout too... fun to wonder which ones Mark actually didn't get or politely pretended not to.
@tvtomass
@tvtomass 20 күн бұрын
So i think that the reason the café got bombed is because at the beginning, Mark had "saboteur" selected at the start up options. 🤔 Will be looking forward to MOAR no matter what he puts out!
@elsie8757
@elsie8757 19 күн бұрын
Oh man I forgot about that! I thought the suspiciously cheap computer tower he bought turned out to be a disguised bomb or something
@seigeengine
@seigeengine 19 күн бұрын
@@elsie8757 No, it was the bright blue guy on the floor with a bomb strapped to his chest. I know, easy to miss.
@plan3tjupit3r
@plan3tjupit3r 19 күн бұрын
love ur energy dude but the moar is sending me
@user-ng4wt9bg4w
@user-ng4wt9bg4w 17 күн бұрын
@@seigeenginehow did he get there? he must’ve ran in while mark was turned around?
@AisyahAimiee
@AisyahAimiee 18 күн бұрын
Honestly I am loving Mark playing these simulator games. It suits him so well😂
@thibautisserant
@thibautisserant 3 күн бұрын
*Come into existence* "Make child." Such a beautiful way to sum up Humanity.
@NaudVanDalen
@NaudVanDalen 20 күн бұрын
37:41 I like how his mood changes so quickly when the guy walks away.
@psiimoth
@psiimoth 20 күн бұрын
The Valve guy coming in and not being on “Steem” is too much-
@granthamwizard4590
@granthamwizard4590 17 күн бұрын
Have to comment to say this is the funniest game I've seen in ages. Keep it up Mark.
@PurpleishGremlin
@PurpleishGremlin 18 күн бұрын
I love these videos mark makes and I love the editors of this video. Absolute comedic geniuses all around.
@veritywolfe960
@veritywolfe960 19 күн бұрын
22:44 best jump scare of the year - "Oh god! We......wu-uh. Duh. Weh. Whe?"
@superbanananinja
@superbanananinja 20 күн бұрын
Its funny seeing someone somewhat normally play games like these. Im used to watching Josh from Lets Game it Out play things like a maniac
@chuckdontjudge
@chuckdontjudge 13 күн бұрын
When people talk about combat being bad in games this is what I picture in my mind
@uzifrr
@uzifrr 19 күн бұрын
absolutely lost it when he found out that you can flip the bird at people, instantly thought of postal guy
@KadahfieHuntsbury
@KadahfieHuntsbury 20 күн бұрын
23:12 Pov: the face of a man contemplating if he needs to "buy milk" or not
@Vault-TecRegionalOffice-zn2tm
@Vault-TecRegionalOffice-zn2tm 19 күн бұрын
Lixian must now create Late Night Mop 2: The Moppening, where you must clean an entire mansion, inside of which is a portal to Hell, which you also proceed to clean as you learn to evade monsters who want to use your blood to make the floor dirty again.
@outbakjak
@outbakjak 16 күн бұрын
This is legit amazing and I need more of it
@h8urfacem827
@h8urfacem827 19 күн бұрын
Please play more! This was hilarious i wish he does an entire 20 episode series of this ;-;
@laufendlich
@laufendlich 20 күн бұрын
This game is as odd as it is fascinating I get slight vibes of "cheap" but a lot of entertaining vibes at the same time. Its hard to describe why this is so fun to watch
@OpposingFork
@OpposingFork 16 күн бұрын
"cheap" is because of unity assests
@zoltarspeaks3573
@zoltarspeaks3573 17 күн бұрын
I hope this series continues. I need a Markiplier Completes episode of this desperately
@seandegee
@seandegee 19 күн бұрын
These kinda videos my Mark is the most comforting videos ever
@heddja
@heddja 20 күн бұрын
haven't laughed this hard in awhile omfg that "and you're walking??" as the baby stood up and the explosion in the end caught me so off guard and then electricity went right after lmfao i beg of you to please play this again 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheDurpFace
@TheDurpFace 20 күн бұрын
Mark: *buys food puts it into the fridge* Also Mark: “I need food”
@_korbo_
@_korbo_ 20 күн бұрын
The fridge food is for your wife only.
@charissatucker6227
@charissatucker6227 18 күн бұрын
Please make a whole series of this game. Watching you play it is so entertaining!!
@theninetailedfox9110
@theninetailedfox9110 3 күн бұрын
39:33 I was waiting for this moment whole video 😂
@madisoncichoracki2182
@madisoncichoracki2182 20 күн бұрын
Pls continue lol Mark hunting the non paying customers down with a baseball bat had me ROLLING 😂
@championmatt
@championmatt 20 күн бұрын
39:34 Having bathed in the glory of the great Markiplier, they simply decided to combust
@Yvonne_Smeagol
@Yvonne_Smeagol 19 күн бұрын
this game was so chaotic lmaooo
@grump_y2
@grump_y2 3 күн бұрын
Mark: presses make child Also mark: gets confused when child is made
@PEYTONINNT
@PEYTONINNT 20 күн бұрын
“alright whatever” is embedded in my vocabulary for eternity.
@SillySylas
@SillySylas 20 күн бұрын
Dude Mark playing game sequels to some of my old favorites makes me so incredibly happy, it helps a lot since I’m sick right now I actually have something to do.
@Happy_doggo
@Happy_doggo 20 күн бұрын
Oh i hope you get better man 😊
@stephanienova4456
@stephanienova4456 20 күн бұрын
Feel better ❤️‍🩹
@Unsupervisedgoat
@Unsupervisedgoat 20 күн бұрын
Same, sick here too
@selfish.machines
@selfish.machines 20 күн бұрын
also sick, hope u feel better soon !!
@sicklysunflower
@sicklysunflower 20 күн бұрын
feel better , silly !
@BabyTrash1846
@BabyTrash1846 19 күн бұрын
I absolutely loved this 😂😂😂 the ending had me rewinding trying to figure out what happened. Please finish this game!!
@bellastroscio8274
@bellastroscio8274 19 күн бұрын
Mark I would absolutely love for this to become a series 😭
@averry23
@averry23 20 күн бұрын
WE NEED A FULL SERIES OF GROCERY STORE SIM MARKKKKKKKKK
@twd1001
@twd1001 20 күн бұрын
I would honestly love for a part 2 to be made, i loved these types of games and this one especially had a nice twist to the normal idea of this catogory of sims.
@Bdawgitty
@Bdawgitty 17 күн бұрын
“I’m not entirely sure on the how babies are made thing “ I’m dead
@parrots4life74
@parrots4life74 18 күн бұрын
Yes, we need more of this. I live for the chaos
@BLU-RAY_GAMING
@BLU-RAY_GAMING 20 күн бұрын
As an arab & an Egyptian i love this 😂 Also in that second 35:59 i thought to myself "what is shrump trek doing here" I SWEAR I SAID THAT BY ACCIDENT but that was so funny to me 😭😂😂
@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 20 күн бұрын
Shrump trek 😭💀
@BLU-RAY_GAMING
@BLU-RAY_GAMING 20 күн бұрын
@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro ye idk i thought of it by accident 💀
@loullarr4437
@loullarr4437 20 күн бұрын
Dh anhy balad? El phone numbers msh msry 😂
@Killallenstarries
@Killallenstarries 20 күн бұрын
​@@loullarr4437i think its morroco lol
@BLU-RAY_GAMING
@BLU-RAY_GAMING 20 күн бұрын
@@loullarr4437 wallahi ma3rafsh 😂
@Fuzzimations
@Fuzzimations 19 күн бұрын
The end almost killed me xD "I dont remember having a lamp" Dead
@AngelofVitality
@AngelofVitality 6 күн бұрын
i started playing this after watching u cuz it looked like a fun head-empty game to play. I think youd have more just disabling the stats function, i just find them to be unbeneficial to any challeneg to game has, the sabatuer is fun enough. id love a part 2 if you ever want to make one.
@silversteppin45
@silversteppin45 19 күн бұрын
Please play more of this, it's so fun and I would love to see you expand your cafe and hire on some staff
@Jynx-vy8js
@Jynx-vy8js 20 күн бұрын
Donald trump at 6:28: “ if i act normal, nobody will notice m- “ Me: *screaming at the tv* WAS THAT DONALD?!!
@nomoresaul
@nomoresaul 20 күн бұрын
Me: *thinking about how someone out there is not only watching Markiplier on their television but also commenting, on their television*
@cedargrey4265
@cedargrey4265 19 күн бұрын
Checking comments to see who else noticed too 6:28 💀😭
@KK-yn2xb
@KK-yn2xb 19 күн бұрын
Hahaha I ran to the comments to see if someone comments it
@aquacat658
@aquacat658 19 күн бұрын
I sprinted to the comments to see if anyone else saw that
@Littlemooh
@Littlemooh 19 күн бұрын
my main thought after that was why is he green 😂
@frohm9356
@frohm9356 20 күн бұрын
Y'know Mark was gone for so long I completely forgot how random the games he decides to play is.
@bubbles4375
@bubbles4375 19 күн бұрын
Markiplier simulator games videos are the greatest things to ever exist
@THXTREMIST
@THXTREMIST 19 күн бұрын
Please please make a series or at least a second episode of this game I love ur sim phases and this one is a gem
@marimportante
@marimportante 20 күн бұрын
it’s 3:57am here and i’m just enjoying watching mark’s simulator games
@theyeetwatcher3183
@theyeetwatcher3183 20 күн бұрын
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