hi internet historian

I will as well

Yeah same

You're on trending!

Internet Historian what’s that groovy tune playing in the background at 6:00?

The thought process required to come up with that lie to respond to the criticism and thinking that it is a good defense requires some big brain time 🤔

like seriously what is the logic here "we could have made a higher quality version that's truer to advertising, but we made a crappier one instead for double the expenses"

@@autistpoet7639 there's actually a good plastic version on gamestop "Fallout Nuka-Cola Bomb Water Bottle"

@@patrick_btmn This is the greatest username ever. How the hell did you pull it off? I'll bet that's a fun account.

It still amazes me every time i hear that If plastic's more Expensive than why not use Glass ? Damn they really played themselves there didn't they ?

Lol

Hey its that tf2 guy

The game's been reduced to just country roads...

lol fake and gay

oh hey the country murderer watches internet historian hi dan sorry on behalf of all of the assholes on twitter (despite me not being one of them) :(

Jeez. I love 3, new vegas and 4 but they are some of the jankiest games ever made.

@@kingbaby8761 I played 4 the most. I had a lot of fun with that one.

It's Skyrim, actually

@@operatorchakkoty4257 Same thing.

@@talknchet it's okay to be wrong.

Same things with Starfield. But this time, modders had enough

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pixelshock I just played up to where Todd himself quit

F

Lmao the geraldo picture is perfect for this post

The amount of times of heard this joke

Nobody can finish it. Do all the quests, and there are dtill dailies. Buy everything in the shop and new things will be added. Bethany Esda want you to never stop playing

Modders are done with Starfield 😂

Ditto. I think this is my 6th time here.

This is like my 11th time in hear because i love to be remind about the evidences regarding the desaster surrounding this game.

The 'light wood laminate light wood laminate light wood laminate' chant sometimes slips unbidden into my mind and bounces around like a catchy song refrain until I watch again.

Yes, Todd, oh god, yes

15:14 is my new ringtone

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@@BFree-ge6ms how deep is he

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$5 of in game currency, the fine print : You will still get your bag just after a few years as we r hiding from the virus and cannot mass produce power edition armour rn.- a game company know as Bethesda

'Hear ye, hear ye' 'I'm gonna get five eighteenths of the white power armour set' fine additions to this qoute

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Also wild how they had to have customers who ordered it basically re-order it. Like… did they just delete all of their order info after the game shipped?

@@noahyuen7245 There was no virus in 2018 you dummy

Be realistic. You can't climb in the Creation Engine. They'll just take your 500 atoms and add a note to your inventory telling you to press space.

2000 atoms*

Obviously, you haven't played FO76 lately, its only 250 atoms along with our very own digital Julie Andrew clone singing, that old favorite climb every mountain, etc. . . . limited time offer of course.

*For 501 Atoms

why would I climb a mountain when I can buy some light wood laminate?

I sure wish I had that toilet paper now

@@her0966 F

16 *TIMES* the foreshadowing.

It's like the guy who bought a few hundred bitcoins when they were dirt cheap and then just threw out the hard drive.

Very well indeed

Never played it myself either but I keep hearing how it's actually decent and fun now (after all this time), might get it sometime when it's on sale for cheap.

Retards don't learn.

To be fair, a major release being number one on steam is normal regardless of its quality.

Starfield floated through space for a week and then disappeared XD

Fallout 76 just broke its player record this month. April 2024.

Didn't even win a single award.

@Phil Ill The one thing I want out of all of this: I desperately, _desperately_ want to read the email where some fool said that there was a shortage of freaking _canvas._

That's because it was put in a vault set to open 1 month after the game dropped.

They also used that 'bag' opportunity to throw a single customer service representative under the bus for something they were clearly TOLD to say as response to the matter. I wondered after the decision was reversed about the bags, was the customer service rep given their job back? Prob not. Tick off another fuckup for 76 ;)

They probably ment "We cant afford the bags without losing money on them"

@Lassi Kinnunen Oddly specific unrelatable comparison but ok

It is map size, the Storage size is almost the same. Look at FO4 and FO76 they look almost the same to me.

@@anothertallbruv8665 you know the rule and sooo doo iiiii *draw out r/whoooosh*

2020 IS bullsht what is that?

@@anothertallbruv8665 search it up

a trash I’m a kid

It's weird because I never really liked their games. Everybody around me thought I was off about the strange character designs and the combat system. These days people have started questioning, but back in 2007 I was considered to be nitpicking. It's a relief to see people suddenly notice that something's wrong over there

​​@@matthewmosier8439 strange, i always thought of their games as broken AA games hiden behind full AAA pricetag. They never were good for price they were selling them for at launch or after (those are all overpriced for my taste). Outer Worlds was first "Bethesda like" game that i ever bought for more then 20$. Yes its same system, but unlike those, polished.

This same mf will meatride ubishit 😂 try playing 76 instead of watching a 4 year old video about it

Yes but even playing in the ball pit would be of more value compared to being given the minimum amount of the in-game currency if you have paid $200-300 for a Nylon back, and a mouldy helmet.

And someone took a shit in the ball pit

@@thanmayjinu6333 2 things. One, I'm not so sure I would like what I would find. Two, I know full-well what a ball pit is. I was making that comparison to say that if I had a choice between going in a ball pit or getting scammed $200-300 for a pretty much non-existent Canvas bag.

@@bagelbaboosh01 It's full of piss.

@@bagelbaboosh01 To summarize Dashcon's ball pit, it became a meme after people who bought tickets to a major event that was supposed to happen during Dashcon (which didn't happen) were told that they were entitled to 1 extra hour in the ball pit. -(Also, someone pissed in it but we don't gotta touch upon that)-

But then loosing it further.

I always guessed that the email was a result of a PR person who was already really annoyed at how shit everything was going, and then their bosses said "we aren't gonna do anything about it," so the person just said that.

@John Doe brother.

John Doe Holy shit

Honestly as someone who worked 4 years in customer service for various shitty companies, that line just shocked me to my core. You NEVER fucking say something like that to a customer, that's like hastily hired new starter levels of incompetence.

The funny truth? Modders will make that game AMAZING....LIKE THE REST

Can't wait! Modders should run gaming companies lol@@dylanmcshane9976

​@@dylanmcshane9976 Sounds like a hard cope?

what you said makes no sense lol you sound like a 12 year idiot attempting to bully strangers online. For no reason. lmao thats amazingly pathetic@@elhazthorn918

​@@dylanmcshane9976If you have to wait for a game to be modded until it is finally enjoyable, then why in the world pay full price for it??

@@patrick_btmn my gun is also very excited to meet you too todd

HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SUPREME BEING OF KZfaq AND I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I AM THE UNPRETTIEST KZfaqR OF ALL TIME!!! Good bye panz

This is the most likes i’ve ever got.

AxxL wish I could disappoint two girls at the same time like this boss.

Dude so true!!

Really ?!

Oh trust me, I wish I was joking

I still haven't gotten mine

@@roycemcmahan8914 Rip

@@roycemcmahan8914 you might aswell try to get a refund

The loading simulator, is not a space simulator, it would be fine if Bethesda market the game like The Outer Worlds, but no, they market the game as a space sim, but you cant do the basic space sims things, like travel to planet to planet or other solar systems without the fucking fast travel.

@@TheKeyser94 It's an RPG, it was never made out to be or promised to be a space sim of the likes of Elite or Star Citizen. Although there are a few issues with it in terms of space travel, I agree.

@@sebdenzil Maybe not a space sim but their whole marketing evolved around exploring space, traveling via ship from planet to planet. And now its considered okay to go via fast travel? Its just another scam by bethesda who for whatever reason are still regarded as a good game developer. I just don't get it

@@sebdenzil No, Todd promoted this game as a space sim, but has nothing of space sims apart from the basic space combat, you cant even land in the planet or fly in the atmosphere, something that a game as boring as No Man Sky can do, if this game was promoted like The Outer World that wouldn't have been a problem, but no, they needed to over-promise as always.

You can't do a rise and fall for a title that never managed to leave the basement.

Lol I was wheezing so hard at that point.

Ahahahha

I had a bug that made everything else invincible and they wanted me to die...

@Alexis Hazel DeSilva look at meeeeee

So basically, One punch man?

Ah you’re a balisong flipper

Goes to show not even Bethesda was expecting people to still play by the next year.

They did worse than Y2K because Y2K was not planing for the turn of the decade not just the single year

Nich

@hi there turn of the millennium actually.

Why?

@@kravn6677 Because it's a great video.

Admittedly, it also came with the clothes, but still

Even War of the Wasteland game has better pvp than 76.

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Had he not left it in the rain, he'd be _miles_ ahead of the curve by now.

Internet Historian predicts the future caught on tape

Holy crap didn’t realize this was 1 year old def ahead of its time 😂

Not the first time he predicted this...the Olympic torch video ends on a great note too

Good thing he's a kiwi ^_-

Same with EA SW Vattlefront2

John Bacon That’s a great game now though

@@johnbacon4997 battlefront 2 actually pretty decent now

and that's a fact

Mass Deffect andromeda

Donavan Flores wtf is going on in this alternative dimension ...

that's some mogul moves right there

So they've been smoking that nut pack.

Bethesda : OUR GAMES GOT NO BUGS, BAN HIM

Me playing New Vegas: *Now is that a democracy? I don't think so.*

Yeah, most of the people saying "Oh its good now" when it's been 6 fuckin years since it's release, are most likely Tourists and are mainly just riding the hype-train from the TV series.

@@Razgriz_01 maybe some, but, it is pretty much mechanically the same as fallout 4, like the game play loop of going around doing quests, killing mobs and hoarding loot is kinda identical really. the dialogue in fo4 wasn't super popular so they didn't do that with wastelanders, it has a more fo3 / nv style dialogue options. The game is balanced more toward being an infinite grind, kinda like black desert in a way. so you can play one character, pretty much forever, without needing to start again. there is no doubt it has issues still, sink for me i think would be one of them, there isn't a massive amount of sink in the game, there is some but it isn't really proportional to how easy it is to gain stuff. the exploration isn't too bad, just going off in random directions and exploring POI's was always fun in these games. This one has the most of them so you get some enjoyment out of that. I don't think any of the game breaking issues happen any more, like I played on day 1 and progressed to firing a nuke and the game only CTD'd once, so not everyone experienced game breaking issues. I didn't. I have played this game in a bit of a touristy way though, it isn't one of my main games, more of an in between game, I like to come back and play a bit now and then or do some of the season stuff. There is a map expansion coming out soon next month maybe or in June perhaps, so more stuff to explore. More quests.

They probably learned it from Cyberpunk 2077’s anime.

Yea

@@Razgriz_01 "Oh fallout 76 still sucks in 2024 because it was bad at launch" Yall sound like you are desperately looking for a reason why fallout 76 still sucks, what? Running out of reasons why 76 sucks? Lol, L lollolol There is a saying... "the past is the past" stop dwelling in the past and focus on the NOW, what we have NOW? The best, greatest fallout games of all time... and you know it but feel to free to keep hating yall

And also a very accurate one

"It JUST works!"

It’s hilarious because it actually happened. All cheaters were shot by Todd himself.

It is literally the only reason I come back to this video every once in a while, it's so funny. I see it in my head sometimes randomly lol. On an unrelated note, I recently found out Todd has a wife, and it blew my mind.

*"light wood laminate"*

Oh shit really?? Lmao I didn’t know they didn’t even make 14M sales. Who would buy a game for full price with no single player campaign and 100% online (to be empty and abandoned within a couple weeks of release)

69 likes noice

its now 76... how ironic

@@the_byzantine6993 oof

messed up thing is soooo many more fuck ups have happened with 76 since this video came out

Xi Jinping yes my glorious leader we shall grant you your sequel

I admire your spirit to fight communism, Winnie the Pooh must earn its title back brother.

Doneld Trump İndeed brother

Thanks mr Jinping

And Blizzard was like *bet we can one up you*

But Skyrim was actually good.

@@aUsernameInnit Agreed. It might not be everyone's bottle of mead but I like it, especially with Quality of Life and textures/lighting mods.

you're*

@@aUsernameInnit It is good, but construct it yourself still a thing.

A shame it's not his quality.

@@-0-getliffe476 10 people have an iq lower than absolute zero lol It was one video of his that wasn't mostly his, that being the Man in Cave video. Last I checked no one has found dirt on the other videos he has made, other than some weak accusations of him being far right.

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Hello fellow Byzantium fan

The moment I heard him read "The usual fallout standard" I knew there would be a compilation of fallout 76 being... Well, fallout 76

Reminds me of a certain note from a certain yellow company regarding a certain recently badly launched game

they probably said that, because the bottle was actual good quality before and they had to change that

Yea this is the number 1 reason companies get away with shyt since people still preorder games/buy before even looking at reviews

@@jerrydiaz0123 Not only that, they’ll pre-order special editions.

I genuinely do not understand the people that did

people really preordered it

Really?

@@square7563 you mean sonic 06?

Nah thats Star Citizen

damn dawg, did Harvard contact you yet???

@@jeangreffsbp SC got 16x the detail than

@@square7563 nah, by now the Sonic franchise has been a succesful fyre festival since they continue to poop game after game and they are still around. The movie is the corn on top of the poop mountain.

i would have to guess they cheaped out on shipping costs.

Because it made more sense ;)

The cost of the bottle itself was a red herring, making the plastic shell vs making a mold for a glass bottle wasn't the issue. I'd bet dollars to donuts that the issue is that a Nuka-shaped glass bottle wouldn't work with the bottling machinery. Modifying the bottling production line for a niche product was surely a non-starter from a cost standpoint... So instead of abandoning this stupid fucking idea of Fallout Rum... they hatched the brilliant plan of a plastic shell + standard glass bottle that works with standard bottling production lines + deceptive marketing.

greyhawk “accidentally”

@Nils B. That was probably made by another company and and will have different manufacturing methods......... or whatever. Either way its sad seeing bethesda fall and destroy their legacy they ever so slowly crafted over the decades..I feel bad for the developers working at bethesda having to release such a poor quality product aka fallout 76 when they can most likely do soo much better and if they were given more time and maybe extra time to make a new engine or move over to another engine like unity unreal or cryengine

Yes! Luckily the game is genuinely decent now although it’s been impossible to convince my friends to get it given what Bethesda did at launch.

I'm sorry, the dangerous levels of WHAT!?

@@voltz2339 The plastic they used was a cheap version that would become moldy fast.

@@ShadowSonic2 plastic molds???

@@TheOCO8 No, like actual fungus. 20,000 helmets were recalled due to contamination with a fungus that could be seriously hazardous to people with weak immune systems or mold allergies

@@misterbubbles6389 Its actually south park levels of ridiculousness

Heh really? That's pathetic really 🤣

That’s what happened to my Elder scroll online account

That’s sounds surprisingly like “I used the stones to destroy the stones.”

That’s freaking hilarious

@@sebaskin-robbins6569 That sound like a trebuchet.

Same, one of the most legendary videos of all time.

Including the items people spent REAL MONEY on. Ya it has definitely gotten worse.

Martin Findley I saw the videos of people using that exploit the economy of the game is for all intents and purposes screwed

Wtf is this true lol

Tero E yong yea had a video on it

This video doesn't just need a sequel, it needs a 200 episode series.

Same!

If it appears on my recommended, I know I'm in for the story again.

It's not one the Jedi would tell you.

The Poogly maybe when you’re bored try out Fallout 76. It’s mostly bug free now, has much more content, and somehow made a good BR. In a game engine that wasn’t made for multiplayer PVP, the battle royale somehow works. “It just works” - Todd Howard. Except it actually does this time

@@dawreckor "It just works...eventually"

Please

no fucking shit.

Aiden Aitken, I have a feeling they wouldn’t pay for it being taken down, probably just a legal team or something

Sadly bethesda does not have any money left

. Why would they Lazy fucks

Same here, brother - I've yet to play it, but both this and the one for NMS also quite well-made as well...

@@Nobodyss21 what do you mean 'sadly'? That's great news!

Or hit a pothole and be launched to the moon.

@@sijul6483 Sometimes there's road between the potholes

I'm annoyed but, this is true

Well, it's your fault for living in West Virginia. On the other hand it's kind of exciting to see if your house is bugged when you return home after work or just restarted.

@@roserevancroix2308 both.

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Killian Experience?

@@horsenuggets1018 ....Maybe

Lol

Yep. Nearly two years to reach the amazing quality level of...Fallout 4, but worse. And, still with micropayments.

Big daddy zenimax needed his destiny rip off for the 2018 financial year

yes!

Bruh even if you hate it, Starfield is way better than fallout 76

@@k.i.c6463 COPIUM

​@@GMOTP5738Not cope, it is good

@@ShadowSonic2it’s good if you are a child or someone who never played any real good games and think bland boring slop is good, especially from triple aaa studios with unlimited resources when indie studios could’ve done better

lol right

I was looking for a comment like this. kudos

Would've been rich if it weren't for the crows.

Nah history just repeats itself.

Holy shit, I always thought this came out during quarantine!

16x times the bugs

@@sirnikkel6746 16 times, the false promises

16 times the sadness

16x the bullshit

It just works

And its mostly positive? Idk if fanboys or they fixed it but who knows

Dan hmmm...

@@DanDanyul haven't heard of the new DLC?

@@DanDanyul It mostly is fanboys and super casual fans. The new DLC bumped it very, VERY, slightly up in quality. But not enough to say it's any good.

Accurate I’d say

Not really a small exploit

@@Surteronarto Yes, because breaking into the Dev Room full of the rarest items worth thousands of caps and even IRL dollars is a minuscule exploit.

thor

*game is literally the most boring shit ever and also almost unplayable* Bethesda: ... *a Fallout 76 player discovers an exploit that makes the game slightly enjoyable* Bethesda: WRITE US A FUCKING APOLOGY OR YOU'RE BANNED FROM ALL OF OUR GAMES FOREVER

We should really be asking ourselves why Bethesda still leaves dev rooms easily accessible in 2019 AFTER WE LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLOITED EVERY ROOM THEY HAVE EVER LEFT IN THEIR GAME

High hopes that It will fall

Yeeeahh, Bethesda hasn’t been doing to well in the “actually give a fuck” department.

Yeah no. Starfield ain't that good. The good old days of Bethesda is long and done. Don't hope.

Lmfao

Nice analogy my guy

It sais alot about the character of those willing to exploit others. that was bethesdas point,it was intentional!! ;)

@@Alolan.Vulpix.Getting.Railed "exploit others" Exploit who? Videogame npcs? Who gives a shit

Bruh

Bet you have not played fallout 76 season 16 this month

@@AmericanFuhrer ofc I haven't, I don't have brain damage so I can afford actual good games

@@ghostoflazloExactly, talk with experience before you yap sht on a game. What good games? fortnite? helldivers 2? They both suck

@@AmericanFuhrer 76 still sucks even when you are trying to excuse here😂

@@ricardohoang8452 Why does it suck ?? No reason why.... ah yes the usual outdated reasons... "the game is very buggy and took them 5 years to fix it!!!"

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500 words minimum.

Kinda hard to write an essay on a topic you know literally nothing about.

I just hope they are not that thick headed to learn something from it.

@@exosproudmamabear558 as long as they keep todd on staff or atleast let him run his mouth in public they wont learn a thing todd is just as big a liar and cheat as randy bitchford peter molylier sean mur-you know what no sean actually proved he always intended for that to be in the game and actually brought the greatest industry dumpster fire into what was orginnally promised sean dosent deserve to be lumped in with the game industerys biggest liers

They should write an essay about not trusting their franchises with inexperienced developers

Also the fact that they managed to destroy their reputation in such a small period of time. People don't think of well made RPGs when they think of Bethesda anymore, they think of this atomic fuck up.

@@Jumbo58067 So.... what you saying here is that if you buy Fallout 76, is like buying a bundle of failures? =D

MrMonkeyhanger 🤣🤣🤣yeah, it was a glory of a failure

Yea Bethesda destroyed their amazing brand image, their brand is now dogshit. In one fell swoop, that is pretty impressive.

Only thing they didn't include to this sinking ship of a game are lootboxes. I think it's the only thing that actually kept them from extinction.

Either the pun with the Atoms was intentional, in which case you’re a genius, or it was unintentional and still hilarious

​@@oldaccount1254 I'm glad you got it

most underrated comment on here

So underrated

genius

Well Todd told his henchmen to fix shits for years so we got 76 hardcore kids! But he can’t lie about shitty Starfield 😂

Funny thing is that Fallout 4 was the same shit, and after this Starfield was more of the same hahahaha

@@xiuhcoatl4830 A huge difference was modders didn’t wanna save Starfield at all 😂

A lot of people still trust bethesda because they either have a bad memory or are corporate apologists.

And Todd was too autistic to get that he was being mocked.

Oh shit, I didn't know he was saying "weigh these." I thought he was saying "Weighties" like a pun on "Wheaties" lol

@@lephiro tf

@@lephiro In what world would that make any sense?! lol

@@lephiro I thought he said Wavies as in wavy pins like it was a brand of some sort

Now this is a reply worth 500 atoms

@@SuitulFhrost But still not a canvas bag :C

Maybe even 1000 atoms if Bethesda is feeling generous.

@MARIOX75 what about a nylon bag?

All that money that went to “new rendering, lighting, and landscape technology” should’ve gone to the dev room’s security.

tell me about I think watch this vid about 10 times already its more fun to watch this then to actually play the game

We have the same first name

it’s aging like fine wine 🥂

tell me about it. I've seen it prob 12 times within the last year and half! Especially during Quarantine!

I'm on my 28th watch lmao. You're speaking the truth here

Underrated comment.

"oh crap it's actually good. DOKTOR! TURN OFF THE RUM FILTERS!" - Todd Howard, probably

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i was just gonna say this! i agree with that i feel like they made a frosted glass bottle and Bethesda was like "nah that would be us doing something right cant have that lol" especially when they said how many hours and money went into the plastic WTF?! why do that then

LMFAO Bethesda is going to need to release a patch to bring me back to life from reading that one.