comedy song by Noah Oberließen
Lyrics:
You say that your invention
can unlock the doors of time.
You say that it can cure disease
and punish legal crime.
You say it could change the world
and that may be so,
but there’s just one thing I want to know.
Is it dishwasher-safe?
Is it dishwasher-safe?
Is it dishwasher-safe?
Is it dishwasher-safe?
You say that your invention
could put an end to war.
You say that if we wanted to
we could free the slaves and feed the poor.
You say it could change the world
and that may be so,
but there’s just one thing I want to know.
Is it dishwasher-safe?
Is it dishwasher-safe?
Is it dishwasher-safe?
Is it dishwasher-safe?