you mean "a beautiful woman" :D she looks pretty :3

appears*

Good premise for a movie

@CrimsonTheNeek no actually this is mid to late 15th century Italian Style armor with gothik elements, like the "ripped" backplate and the Salled helmed (in combination with bevor) , the Italians used the Armet and Bascinet more, but i guess in England the german style of helmet was more prefered. Plate armor wasn´t wearen until 1150 , before that Mail (with Nasal, Gread Helm, cattle Hat or earaly Bascinet) was the best you could get and maybe a Breastplate. I am a reeanctor from the late 14th early 15th century from germany, i have a Corrazina Armor with Cattle Helmet or Bascinet, Hour Glass Gauntlets, Leg and arm protaction appropriate for this period, but this armor he wears is like 40 to 50 years more in the furture.

@CrimsonTheNeek Just a few things to notice, there are some rules the armor of the different centurys are to distinguish: If the wearer of the armor is fully encased in "blank" armor fron head to food it is likely a late armor, more around 1450 to 1600 an beyond. there are some traits of 13th and 14th century armor you can notice: Hour Glass Gauntlets, Bascinets (with aventail) and cloth or leather covert armor is likely a armor of 14th or 13th century, the time of the Coat of Plates and mail Hauberk. After that the armor gets blank, without covering, exept on the common footsoldier he will likely wear a (15. century)brigandine made out of very tiny overlapping metal Pieces buckled on cloth or leather. but this will be the case in england at most, other countries had other methods and it is always floating, what armor were used and when. Some Knights hated cloced helmets (like me when i show fight, because i like to see and breathe, i have my bevor for close combat or a bascinet with atacheable face plate) For example the great helm (the big version with a secret helm unterneath) was used intil the mid 14th century, even if it was laughed about in some countrys as "outdated". and the Cattle head was used since 1000 A.C. or even earlier until WW1. so i hope i could help you.

Wait. That was a GIRL ???

I love her har. She's lovely!

Lindybeige would approve.

hahahaha I didn't even notice that is gold

Cette insulte ne restera point impunie.

This is historically correct.

At the same time, for nearly 300 years, French Lords have used England as a carpet.

That DID blow my mind. Thanks. He seems like a very chill dude.

Wait really!? :0

@@currentlyunderconstruction1128 just checked. Yep, he actually is

4 months late mind still blown

Still waiting on a new AVP game for 10 years and ive been watching the CEO of the company who developed them this whole time?

Brings tears to your eyes.

mmmmm yes, quite mildly thankful i still have genitals, hmm yes, quite

Just poured a Cup of tea, No worries.

Mmh, indeed.

@@comm744 From what I can find they actually did give tea to the wounded who were waiting for treatment including those with belly wounds. Not the best tradition in some cases.

Shh, that's our secret!

@@ModernKnight Ah so you've found the fountain of youth

@@ModernKnight C'mon you gotta tip me the location I need immortality so I can work endlessly.

😂

@@ModernKnight "There can be only one"

Pass the "pie rope"!!!

First Name Last Name how long until he figured it out

Fetch the sires corset

First Name Last Name And murder the royal dieter for treason!

@@muttonchops2232 I believe they did have corsets for men but I don't know if they used it that way.

Bahaha, you don't see that in medival fantasy movies.

That's funny af

Not to mention that you won't be fighting with a sword either, at least not to start with. You're more than likely to start out fighting with a pole weapon of some sort or an axe, war hammer, or mace, anything but a sword. A sword was a sidearm to be used when the primary weapon is either broken or lost or when combat gets too close for a long weapon like a poll axe or halberd.

DIY. No armorers in my neighborhood.

@@Riceball01 And the warhammer costs 40k. Hehehe!

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Man nearly got turned into a kabab

00UncommonSense00 This comment deserves so many more likes.

@@willieearles3151 Thank you. lol

light wounds can't cure diseases.

@@Phelan666 Beat me to it, that spell doesn't cure disease, that would in fact be the spell "Remove Disease" IIRC but yeah it's a Cleric spell. So you were right insofar as all of that anyway

This is the spell: "Wololo... ayoyoyo, ayoyoyo, wololo..."

It’s hard to wash a densely padded jacket like that without it staying damp so long that it goes mouldy.

she's probably quiet because of the stink though , i wouldn't want to open my mouth either

Not by him. There was icing though.

@@Mezoxin So you rather breath through your nose when it's stinking? :D

I wonder what her name is...

That's a very horny squire.

Agreed, I'll be attending an international art contest and the theme is "medieval". I thought maybe I could make a human and then every piece of an armour and put them on the human like a puzzle

That's our ancestors...

Despite modern notions born of Enlightenment thinking, humans before us were not stupid. They were brilliant, and not near as wasteful as many of us moderns are.

Mike O'Barr you too mike!

germans..who would have known

I don't think he would enjoy 1818 very well.

Yeah, maybe a couple hundred more years.

well at least in modern times, he can enjoy doing this without the inconvenience of dying.

He founded a (moderately) successful software company, so maybe not

Wait, this was the person who founded the company that did the Sniper Elite games and, more importantly, the Alien Vs Predator (both 1999 and 2010) games? For what it's worth, I'm glad he *wasn't* born a couple hundred years ago. :-)

our pleasure and good luck!

Perhaps it is male, as without it, you would have no male bits if that lance hits you there.

We call it a kilt~

The Scots would like to know your location

Going back even further (to Roman times), the skirt is a very masculine piece of clothing.

Odd thing is... Skirts (as in the short one he put on) have only really been considered feminine for a rather short time,.

Erro Groin*

The Rush Starman! Nice Dude:D

wow its great to see you here

That shows us that we have done something right :)

@@WarhorseStudios New mini game in KCD II?

@@WarhorseStudios Jousting tournament in KCD 2 please

The way things are going, it may come back in fashion.

@@Otacatapetl pretty sure i saw metatron talking about why he wears chainmail because of knife crime.... its actually a solid idea. apprently there is a law about wearing official stab vests anyway

@@benjaminjenkins732 Chainmail doesn't work against stabbings, though, or does it? I mean, wasn't plate armour invented precisely because chainmail didn't protect against punctures? Moreover, what kind of shit government is that where it's illegal to even protect yourself?

@@every_username_is_taken depends on the blade really. Plate is better, but not a very practical idea. Mail is much much better than nothing.

@@Otacatapetl Because a bureaucrat frowns on self-protection does not mean it is illegal. Legalities and a bobbies personal opinion are quite different under the eyes of law. Challenge them to show the ordinance or law or shut-up. They will haul you in to the hoosegow; but that only makes you richer. Regardless of popular opinion, the monarch and her designates still retain their hereditary rights by birth. They seldom exercise them, though. They can still lop off heads and place you in the place of forgetting.

thanks

TheRadiantKnight LeAtHeR ArMoR iSnT rEAl

It is understandable, really. There's some downright stupid and incredibly inaccurate myths about armor that are very widespread. Tho I do also understand being able to appreciate not having to hear that "yes armor was made to actually be worn and does not weigh 200 pounds" section for the hundredth time.

@@calculuswalulu7560 Who has said that?

they also didnt know about germs or really what spread diseases back then so washing clothes was just a hassle with no benefit

@@LouisReacts Pretty sure they knew about smells though. Thats a big benefit by itself.

@@LouisReacts They cleaned their stuff, just not nearly as frequently as we do and it was kind of considered a luxury or something that could only be done at very specific times. During war I bet there were times it went weeks months if not years without being washed but yeah they probably weren't a fan of the smell if anything and would try to clean as much as possible. But right as far as their knowledge of germs etc their knowledge was very elementary.

But it just looks mucky, stained, and greasy. For me, the grease is the worst of it.

I'd assume that one would also wear smallclothes underneath one's arming doublet.

Arthas Menethil Your armour Arthas is magnificent, I approve.

That doesn't really look medieval, it's certainly epic though!

Answer: With great difficulty and friendship.

I dont get it..

Traitors flag. Traitor.

@@CampinSteve oh cmooon. It was centuries ago. Union, suck...

@@crasyboy2764 it was a single generation ago. The last civil war vet only died 20 years ago

@@doctorroach1680 I don't get it either.

Yes, a lovely harness!! I'd be proud to wear it to battle =)

It's an early version of a biohazard weapon. Enemies drop like flies whenever the Lord of the Smells draws near.

Being real to real

On the plus side, he just whistles and it jumps on without him touching it.

It’s authentic

@@Otacatapetl - Lmao.

I’ll see what I can find.

@@ModernKnight yeahhh!!!😍🤗👍👍👍

It’s almost as close to being a knight as you can get without being knighted. While he technically ranks lower than a baronet, honours awarded to the individual count for far more in my opinion than hereditary ones.

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thanks for watching!

Looks badass. I hadn't considered the psychological effect of facing down a fully armoured man, but it would have been considerable.

thanks for watching

Glad you enjoy it!

I doubt firefighters have squires though 🔥

Cool!

I’m very familiar with fire fighting gear. I remember it going unwashed for weeks during the pre commissioning of the USS Essex (LHD 2). I was a Plank owner on that Naval war ship. That fire fighting gear stunk horribly. Thankfully I only had to dress out a couple of times before they pulled me from the fire fighting team. That’s because I was far too small to fit in the fire fighting gear. It was actually dangerous for me to wear it because of my short height.

what will the novel be called?

He has an OBE, the guy is a legit knight.

Protip: watch Shadiversity. ) That guy would have quite a bit of info on common misconceptions about various medieval matters in works of fiction. Could be helpful.

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Simply making the enemy knights wear face protection and greatly dampen sight and hearing is an effect quite powerful on its own!

I have very little knowledge of what type of helmet he would have been wearing in 1066, but King Harold took an arrow in the eye. Edit: Upon looking further that may not be true.

Not everybody was a knight. I think a lot of people were not wearing full plate.

christ, an arrow penetrating 1/2 inch plate??? medieval plate armor was variable thickness, between 1.5-3mm, which is 0.1 inches at most. the main protective factor of armor is actually in its curves, allowing it to deflect arrows. and yes, knights were mostly invulnerable to arrows, that's why they didnt bother with shields. still, there would be a chance of a lucky hit, impairing an arm or striking the gap in the visor which makes archers good at suppressing knights, not necessarily killing them

Evan I’m worried to try to wash it, so have never bothered. The seams are weak, and I really need to get a new one made to measure, but haven’t got round to it.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it Haha.

I've heard a lot of people say they don't wash their doublets (both civilian and arming garments). Sometimes they say that since there are many layers in it, it wouldn't dry up for a long time and build mold inside. Personally, I've never had any such trouble when washing my doublet from time to time by hand and letting it dry in the sun.

@@jasonkingsley2762 Looks like that arming doublet is a little short on the padding too.

I suppose nobles would have a bunch of new arming clothes made to take with them on the march, whereas anyone who couldn't afford to have a few pairs would just get used to the smell. Provided the armour does its job, the smell shouldn't be too horrible because the blood, shit and piss would also get stopped by the armour.

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