mariokirby: "i fear no man but this... thing" *points at Close to me* "it scares me"

“It was easy”, “it was challenging but possible”, “this was the easiest one”. But then... Close to me appeared.

We honestly have to thank the hitboxes for being so broken

“Long live the new fresh was pretty easy so yeah *moving on* “ just realized I said the song name wrong after a year

How to beat it easily without moving: Let your friend do it

Then: JSAB without dash Now: JSAB without moving Next: JSAB without doing anything

No, it's not called god mode *It's called mariokirby mode* Also, nice reference At the end

Okay, now beat the whole game without breathing

man, lots of dedication just to finish this video and you almost did it. nice

Wait Without Moving? Annihilate And Final Boss Might Be Impossible! Edit: Oh Yeah Cool Friends And Final Boss I Impossible Bc You Dash To The Right And You Need To Dash UP For Alot Of Time! And.... Annihilate Is Called Annihilate So I Don't Need To Explain

I actually could beat the saw minigame without dying

This is good Can u try the rest of...The... oh yeah final Boss exist

B4: no dash Now: no move WAT

“You cried for help... But nobody came...” Undertale flashbacks

The tree is dancing 😂

Bruh when you said "But nobody came" in the last few seconds of the vid i got hit by the nostalgia train

I remember beating that minigame without death once, it took near frame perfect percision though.

Next of this: "Can you beat JsAb without being a blue square?"

12:07 haha that totally suits the end of the video lol

Cry for help... And then "But nobody came" I'm absolutely know, it was reference to undertale ;)

The mini game before “close to me” and the helicopter sections is almost impossible to complete on the first try 😂

When I saw the title I thought he was just going to play random levels and no dashing and no moving

You're really growing fast man. And tbh you deserve it, keep up the work bro.

10:00 yeah, it is possible. When i erased story progress and re-run story mode i just used arrows on gamepad instead of analog stick. Was pretty easy so yeah moving on.

12:41: Omega Flowey: DON’T USE MY OWN LINES!!!!

8:33 When the bully is about to beat you up but the school bell rings

If you want a more difficult version of this run, make it so you can't move towards the triangle. It has a few random entrances that lead to a set loop around which means it is very difficult to hit and the focus is not just on surviving but on surviving in the right spot, as ending at the last third of the screen is basically death. I'm currently stuck at art of war for this run

I did this challenge on my own The furthest I got was terminal shock. I'm astounded you got so far

When you see a tree dancing: life has no logic - _-

9:59 I think it is.. because I remember doing it on my first playthrough

12:39 After then video finished I only just realized that this is a Flowey reference

I like how that you cried for help and nobody came thing, it reminds me of Undertale

your seriously underrated, you deserve more attention

*New achiement: Beat a level without moving.*

Even if Kirb had completed close to me he would still have to complete Final boss and Annihilate BOTH WITH NO MOVE I also like how he did Undertale references both in an intro AND an outro. I can tell Kirb's an Undertale fanboy.

The way you did cool friends :o

"But nobody came" Is that a Undertale reference? What a legend dude

So close, yet so far. I still respect how much time & effort you put into this Maybe you can try beating all the Extra levels with either No-dash or Slow Poke (less than 10 dashes)? -I mean for that ending, as far as we can tell, it really -_-is-_- no one helping the square come back to life. It's more of the square's determination or something-

I haven't watched the whole video. But I bet either Close to Me or Final Boss will make this run be IMPOSSEBLAY

Mariokirby: I think every autoscroll level is pretty fun for this challenge just because you dash in the direction the screen is moving so you have more scope. Close To Me: *somehow gets beaten* Final Boss: *exists* Mariokirby: I take that back.

“But nobody came”. *has undertale omega flowey flashbacks*

Why is this so underated?

7:07 I completely understand, clash took me at least 3 tries of rage-quitting before I finally got it. And that was with moving! Close To Me is one that currently I've never gotten past so kudos to getting past it without moving even.

ngl, the reference at the end was kinda creepy, but i like it

Corruption:I fear no man but that thing Scares me 3:35 cyan going through corruption without getting hurt

Me: hey you can't give up yet! *sees that nobody came* Me:oh, guess we can give up then

12:59 *Nobody asked for your output Flowey*

The distortion when the cube loses all lives is so hilarious

@mariokirby1703 There is still hope. I watched a playthrough of the level, and it appears to be possible, but very RNG dependent. There appears to only be 10 required hits, but you have to dodge all of the falling saws and all of the gears nearly hitless, and each hit needs to launch you in a very specific direction. Here’s the plan. 1. For the first minute, it is just a lazer spin section. Get as high up in the right side as possible. You can’t afford any hits, but you can do this entire section without taking damage. 2. At the first section where the wall gets pulled up, you need to tank 1 hit and get launched high enough up that the wall itself won’t hit you a second time. Then you need to dash through both the falling saws and the upcoming gear without taking any damage. 3. It’s more of the same until the halfway point. The lazers and falling saws from the wall sections can be done hitless. When the sawblades go into the walls you will be forced to be hit again. This hit will need to push you as low as possible. 4. The 1/3 progress section will hit you twice if you get hit at the proper angles. The first hit will come from the lazers that descend from the ceiling. This must hit you down into the crack between the lazer’s descent point and the saws at the bottom. After the other two times lazers descend, you need to accurately dodge the lazer that grabs your friend passes by. The timing on this is more strict than the timing for the spinning lazers. 5. After the 1/3 progress section, doodge through the gear without getting hit and immediately get as high as you can to ensure you don’t get trapped in the wall. The saw that embeds in the wall is a guaranteed hit, as while as when the wall first goes up. Both of these need to hit you as high as possible so you don’t take extraneous hits. The falling saws from the wall section and spinning lazers need to be dodged through without getting hit. 6. There will be one more gear, which needs to be dodged through, and then you are at the 2/3 mark. When the walls get pulled in, it needs to hit you toward the center. It will hit you a second time when it starts spinning, which needs to land you close to your friend so the walls don’t hit you as they spin. You can’t afford to get hit again during this section, so hope the small spheres your friend emits don’t hit you. 7. The next incoming wall will hit you twice, and you need that to put you as high up as possible. The sawblade in the wall will hit you once, and that needs to go downwards on an angle to get the right height. If all goes well, you can dodge a bit to totally avoid damage on the following sawblades. 8. Get through one last gear, and you are home free. Using this method should leave you with 4 health remaining, so it’s not the end of the world if you get hit accidentally. I’m not good enough at the game to pull all of this off, but it should work if anyone wants to give it a try.

Nice undertale refrence! And no matter how many times I try the saw mini game always beats me 1st try

The barracuda soundtrack sounds like screaming at the end of it when making the clip very fast. F A C T S

oh my god i've waited for this thank you

7:10 Chipmunk backed! xd

The jumping mini game is so hard, because there is a cool down

ive been waiting for this

Milky Ways is a perfect music for some madness

mariokirby: Time to do a no move challenge! Close To Me: I'm gonna ruin this man's whole career

With that reference at the end it’s almost like that depressed cube could be omega flowey

"Close to me" is my favorite boss level "Baracudda" has the coolest boss music

Mariokirby on title screen: Lets not move. Mariokirby on intro: Lets not move, but we can dash. Mariokirby on challenge: * Casually forgets how to dash and Desperatedely ends up after struggling for 30 minutes in close to me. *

The "but nobody came" at the end is so powerfull ;-;

in the upper left corner on la dane macrone most of the song you can stay there exept for when theres scithes and after the first sycthe

mariokirby: exists close to me: you were not supposed to do that

mariokirby: tries to beat jsab without moving, Close to Me: I'm gonna stop you right there

This is extremely underrated! I could not be able to do this!

the saw minigame is possible, just spam w, d, up arrow and right arrow or whatever the controls are for up and left

2:42 The Tower Part Was Really Hard To Do With Dashing Too

this is the definition of Pain

In close to me you back yourself into the bottom right corner, you could use the beam section to hit yourself into the top corners

I knew a video like this would be out there.

Ok, I’ve been trying close to me for the last week now. I think it may be possible. But, it’s gonna be a challenge, keep you updated It’s gonna sound crazy, but I know it’s possible to beat it. The crazy pattern of the chains is possible to get really good luck at, and the rest of the level, you kinda just gotta be good. Haven’t beaten it myself, but after like a day of grinding I may get it.

mariokirby: dashes everywhere in the other levels also mariokirby: wa i barely moov cloze do mi iz tu hart

It's only natural for Close to Me to be the only level that can't be beaten without moving, given you HAVE to stay close to Friend (Yes, they are canonically called Friend) like the song pretty explicitly states

The Undertale thing at the end is pretty neat

Me at the start of the vid:maybe this might be possible Me when i see close to me:bye bye have a great time

"I didnt even had to move at this part" Me: you did that the whole game

It’s simple: checkpoint abuse (getting to checkpoint with damage, running into all the obstacles to die and going back to the checkpoint to have full health) and going up to where it’s save during the first part where its not just the rotating beams. Also just practise

Even if you make it through the opening phase of Close To Me, the rotating walls part would be physically impossible to survive.

0:24 Which is the best dance? The one who is tall dancing and singing on the leftside of the screen or the dances up there on the rightside of the screen getting help with their master

Pretty much Into The Zone will be hard too (all levels that have walls at some point)

the undertale reference hit me HARD in the feels

Now: JSAB without moving Next: JSAB without a controller

Have you tested if you can press the dash key and a movement key at the same time (or same frame) to dash in a controlled direction without moving? (because the movement is interrupted and overwritten by the dash?)

Baracuda slides side to side, honey you got a,big storm comin

the music where the challange over fits

just one thing, i think it's fair if you move along with the dash frames, like if you press up while the dash is ocurring. if don't is fair i give up.

Close to me is goining to require unfathomable RNG.

*”Don’t move and it won’t hurt you!”*

The worst thing is that close to me is one of my favorite levels

When I saw this I was Like “This is totally impossible”

Right when i seen the video tittle i knew you would get stuck at either close to me or final level

Mariokirby1703: Beating JSAB without moving, pretty easy Close to me: hold mah Tacos ima end this mans whole career

"but nobody came" nice

Ok the way you sped up Dubwoofer Substep makes it sound like a completely different song

I keeped on being hit in the water on dubwoofer substep. so it took 5 hours for me to actually dash through the thing i was stuck on.

I swear I remember lunar whale making this impossible but it must've been a different challenge

try doing this challenge but.. you can go up, down, left and right and dash but not at the same time

Just Shapes and Beats: Luigi Edition

*Beat jsab only dashing* Me: Seems pretty easy *You can only dash straight* Me: *oh*

How did you get Blixer playing the guitar and the dancing tree? It said I did ALL the challenges and I somehow don't have those two.. Also, this must've been updated recently but none of those words under it's over comes up and I played it yesterday..