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@miandagny
@miandagny 8 ай бұрын
The scene that epitomizes their take on Napoleon for me is his "speech" when he came back from first exile to turn soldiers to his cause. His speech was like 1 sentence long and would not sway anyone at all to anything.
@menschman1464
@menschman1464 8 ай бұрын
What’s worse is that as far as I remember the 1970s rod stieger napoleon movie does more with less words. “Soldiers, do you recognize me? If you want to kill your emperor here I am.” It’s all about delivery.
@bruhlol2744
@bruhlol2744 8 ай бұрын
@@menschman1464 That scene was so epic, like holy shit.
@zero-pl3tt
@zero-pl3tt 8 ай бұрын
Making Napoleon so antisocial in this movie is definitely a decision. You're telling me one of the people who has been written again and again by several different perspectives to be one of the most charismatic leaders in history acted like an incel? The scene where Napoleon comes back from exile and gets all the french army on his side feels so unearned because you don't believe for a second the guy from this movie would be able to pull that off.
@SewingandCaring
@SewingandCaring 8 ай бұрын
He was an incel in his youth, he wrote papers on how immoral prostitutes were, then lost his virginity to a prostitute.
@mate1030
@mate1030 8 ай бұрын
I do feel like it is a British propaganda
@PunctualBerryBoy
@PunctualBerryBoy 8 ай бұрын
Napoleon is definitely a film made by a director based on real people with several historical inaccuracies
@christianlamb3911
@christianlamb3911 8 ай бұрын
Truly one of the movies ever made
@MrJethroha
@MrJethroha 8 ай бұрын
The word "several" doing alot of work
@squamish4244
@squamish4244 8 ай бұрын
It's a film alright. It's definitely a film.
@murphy7801
@murphy7801 5 ай бұрын
​@@MrJethrohanot doing enough work
@MichalKaczorowski
@MichalKaczorowski 8 ай бұрын
Napoleon looks like an adaptation of British anti-Napoleonic propaganda from the 19th century. Too bad he's not played by Danny DeVito.
@menschman1464
@menschman1464 8 ай бұрын
I despise the color grading in this movie. There were shots I legitimately thought would have been beautiful if it was not for the blue grey tone muddling the frame (the one that comes to mind is when the camera pans over Waterloo and the shadow of a cloud and a gust of wind flows over the grass.) I’m kinda tired of every city and forest in historical epics being blue and every desert and savannah being orange.
@rohanbeer1654
@rohanbeer1654 8 ай бұрын
100% agree. Ridley Scott constantly does this in his movies and it pisses me off because of how ugly it looks. His film All The Money in the World was also desaturated to shit and it ruined the entire visual palette completely. I think he's trying to make it look even more "cinematic" but it just ends up looking like a bandaid for feeling cinematic instead of actually being that way with the cinematography itself.
@menschman1464
@menschman1464 8 ай бұрын
@@rohanbeer1654 what bums me out is look at the color in the duelists, in blade runner legend and alien, they’re beautiful visually
@murphy7801
@murphy7801 5 ай бұрын
​@@menschman1464all of Ridley's boring looking movies of the last 10 years plus have been director of photography by Dariusz Wolski. Though no means bad he makes things dull in my opinion. The movies you liked are all different DP's. Basically you want him to use a different DP which I would agree with.
@christianlamb3911
@christianlamb3911 8 ай бұрын
Again the question remains, is it a Woman carrying a Man, or a Man whose role is carrying Woman?
@games_on_phone89
@games_on_phone89 8 ай бұрын
I didn’t think about that until now
@cringecentral_
@cringecentral_ 8 ай бұрын
The account pfp holds the answer to your question my friend
@shruk4
@shruk4 8 ай бұрын
I think most people who actually cared about Napoleon at all before the movie fucking hated the movie. its fundamentally unserious
@irenehartlmayr8369
@irenehartlmayr8369 6 ай бұрын
Totally.
@murphy7801
@murphy7801 5 ай бұрын
As someone who can read french. I recommend doing a Google translate of the french reviews. Highly entertaining.
@Ennio444
@Ennio444 8 ай бұрын
I am a historian, and if I disregard the history and focus only on the entertainment... It's terribly boring. As for the history, there are many things I could say, but I'll say only one: the movie never, ever, gives us an inkling on what made Napoleon a charismatic force of nature. Never once you understand how he got to power. One does not get to a dictatorship by being authoritative. It's incel Napoleon being awkward and incapable of having a normal conversation. Spectrum Napoleon. Was this necessary? It was just a succession of disconnected scenes. And for a movie that expects you to know the history, it does not tell the history as it is agreed among historians... So there's that. The historical accounts of Napoleon show an eccentric, petty man who was very well read and had charm and superb wits. He was not low class, he was a nobleman! Corsican sure, but the eldest son of one of the most prominent Corsican nobles. The memoirs of Madame de Rémusat show Napoleon's character very well, and they never show the man Ridley Scott portrays
@SewingandCaring
@SewingandCaring 8 ай бұрын
It's like they took his awkward angry young man writing and used that as a basis for the adult character. There is a story about how someone found a rejected essay he wrote in his youth and he tore it it into bits and said something like "I would whip the fool who wrote this if I met him in the street". Maybe the 4-hour cut has 2 hours of him obsessively writing propaganda for the state-owned press in order to control the narrative and another hour of him designing uniforms.
@gubruikertje
@gubruikertje 6 ай бұрын
That's a pretty bad summary for a historian. (Not nearly as bad as the movie of course!) Napoleon might have been a nobleman this did not really amount to much. He was well known to be without manners, smelly and unkempt as a young man. Also did you just forget Joseph?
@SewingandCaring
@SewingandCaring 6 ай бұрын
@@gubruikertje Not the OP but I have studied Napoleon's youth and he was basically a middle class emo kid from 2002. It's actually quite creepy how similar he was to them. The movie is dire.
@Ennio444
@Ennio444 6 ай бұрын
@@gubruikertje Yes, I did forget Joseph, although despite his status as the eldest, Joseph was always a relatively low key person, smart but not bright, vain but not proud. As for "Napoleon being a noble did not amount to much", it amounted to a good education, basic manners, etiquette and the Classics, which he quoted often. His notes on Machiavelli's The Prince are full of his middling erudition. Which the movie ignores. As for his manners, yes, he came off as a brash and unpolished person, but one has to wonder where are we getting these accounts from, and why? Many of the texts mentioning Napoleon as a dirty, bad-mannered man come from people who already held prejudices against him for the simple fact that he came from the provinces and probably had what Paris would have considered "rough manners", just like they described the American ambassadors often. It's not true, at least not at the level the movie shows us. Again, Rémusat's memoirs are one of the best ways for us to know NOT the way Napoleon and his brothers acted (Rémusat wrote with the explicit intent to show the dirt under the ermine, a testimony we have to analise carefully) but the way the Parisian elite, not even the high nobility, saw the Bonapartes: as a brash and poor clan of tightly knit petty individuals. If there's any book that could have been a source for the movie, it's this one (but I doubt Scarpa read anything past Napoleon's English wiki page).
@irenehartlmayr8369
@irenehartlmayr8369 6 ай бұрын
​@@Ennio444 You contradict yourself,in some ways.First you write that Rémusats memoirs show Napoleon the man very well,then you write the contrary ( further down ). As a matter of fact,Rémusat wrote negatively about him with a purpose.And that purpose was not honest. Interestingly enough,her son wrote ( in HIS memoirs) that,when the news of Napoleons death reached Paris in 1821, Mme Rémusat spent the whole day crying about it....! Strange contrast .
@MrJethroha
@MrJethroha 8 ай бұрын
They really fucked up the casting. Josephine was 6 years older than Napoleon, but Joaquin Pheonix is about 15 years older than Vanessa Kirby. If you want to focus on their relationship, you should at least get the mommydom dynamic right.
@omberman
@omberman 8 ай бұрын
I liked how it revealed Napoleon as not only foolish and antisocial but also as a prolific horse murderer
@squamish4244
@squamish4244 8 ай бұрын
The British were not the good guys in the Napoleonic Wars. They broke the Peace of Amiens in 1802 and kept funding all the coalitions that were sent against Napoleon to overthrow him. Napoleon was a much more complex character than this film portrays. And by the standards of his time, he was not a tyrant. He was actually quite benevolent. For instance, the French treated their prisoners of war far better than the other powers of Europe did.
@SewingandCaring
@SewingandCaring 8 ай бұрын
He reintroduced slavery after the revolution freed all the French slaves and made them citizens.
@squamish4244
@squamish4244 8 ай бұрын
@@SewingandCaring Indeed. He was also deeply flawed. The atrocities in Spain, stupidly putting his very disliked brother on the Spanish throne, invading Russia - what the hell was he thinking? And at the same time, he swept away the last remnants of feudalism wherever his armies marched, emancipated the Jews, set up Poland as an autonomous state in his empire and established the Napoleonic Code, among many other things. That's all part of why he continues to fascinate - he was very complex and contradictory. Who was this guy?
@SewingandCaring
@SewingandCaring 8 ай бұрын
@@squamish4244 He was all about looking after his own family; this is a man who basically called in sick to the Army, twice, so he could go back to Corsica and argue about his family's right to some trees. Edit: I just remembered that the reason the French navy had so many issues is because they had to use young wood after the US refused to help them and export what they needed. lol.
@squamish4244
@squamish4244 8 ай бұрын
@@SewingandCaring The USA didn't want to anger Britain. With good cause - the War of 1812 happened during the Napoleonic Wars, and Britain blockaded the entire American coast. I'm sure you're well-informed about Napoleon, but - so am I, as you clearly know by now. Here's the thing. The very fact that we disagree proves my point. One of the reasons we're still talking about Napoleo is because of all these different sides to him. Some of us will view him in a more positive light than others, and nobody is going to win this debate. One book simply stated that there can be no final judgement of Napoleon. It's up to you. The last line quotes Aristotle: He was "either a beast or a god". In 200 years, and after more books written about him than anyone else, historians have never reached a consensus on Napoleon, At this point, they are unlikely ever to.
@irenehartlmayr8369
@irenehartlmayr8369 6 ай бұрын
​@@SewingandCaringSlavery was reintroduced for economic reasons.And the slaves that had been freed beforehand went around committing atrocities against their former French masters,creating turmoil and civil strife. They were not mature enough to live in freedom. Obviously.
@rawpower12xu
@rawpower12xu 8 ай бұрын
Short Answer: Yes Long Answer: Yeah
@SobotRex
@SobotRex 8 ай бұрын
I’m a big history guy and into the Napoleonic Wars period in particular. I was extremely excited for this movie but every review has said the same things and I haven’t gone to see it yet. It seems like this is a 4 hour movie that was forced to be cut down to 2.5 hours for theaters. I can also overlook historical inaccuracies if the movie is good at conveying the “feel” of the period and has a compelling story, like Gladiator. I’m not sure this movie has that, but I’m hopefully for the long cut… there’s always the Spielberg Napoleon mini series that’s allegedly happening.
@SewingandCaring
@SewingandCaring 8 ай бұрын
Hello fellow historian, this movie shows Napolien blowing up the pyramids and all of the facings falling off. I think this tells us all we need to know about this movie.
@xMPGx
@xMPGx 8 ай бұрын
The Master is my favorite Phoenix film. And idk ... when i heard there was a huge Napoleon film coming out about a year ago i was soooo pumped / excited ... but then I saw Ridley Scotts' name attached to it ... and i literally thought ' oh no'. And i liked the Last Duel... Like most Scott movies, A+++ Set Design/Production value ... but distant and vague at the same time somehow.
@hinnakoto
@hinnakoto 8 ай бұрын
Ah I waas just wondering this >< I asked a few friends if they wanted to watch it and then saw some negative reviews so now i'm doubting myself. I trust your guys' judgment so I'm so glad you guys are weighing in so quickly!
@nathanbowie976
@nathanbowie976 8 ай бұрын
Just going to watch this instead of watching the movie
@PsychologyandChillwMichi
@PsychologyandChillwMichi 8 ай бұрын
Before watching -- My thoughts on the movie are that it was visually STUNNING. Like some of the fight scenes were just amazingly well-done. That being said, the story lacked the substance that something like Gladiator had which was a compelling emotional reason to want the protagonist to succeed. What reason did we have to care about Napoleon? We didn't even have enough emotional connection to him as a bad man to want him to fail. The movie was beautiful, but it was like organic, non-GMO, artisan chips. Sounds good on paper, but at the end of the day, it's still a chip and won't leave you full after the whole bag.
@PsychologyandChillwMichi
@PsychologyandChillwMichi 8 ай бұрын
now watching the video, I agree so much with Jake on the combined feeling of loving and hating it lol I'd rate it a 6. i said 6.5 right out of the theater, but the more I have distance from the amazing visual experience (and Joaquin), it's a 6.
@angrontheredangel3908
@angrontheredangel3908 8 ай бұрын
*YOU THINK YOUR CHANNEL IS SO GREAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE BOATS!*
@games_on_phone89
@games_on_phone89 8 ай бұрын
The fuck
@ARedMongoose
@ARedMongoose 8 ай бұрын
I was going to see Napoleon last week but went to Thanksgiving instead. Thanksgiving ruled, no regrets. I was thinking about going this weekend, but the new Godzilla movie released and I went to that instead. New Godzilla was great. No regrets. I think I'll catch Napoleon when the inevitable director's cut comes out. I think Ridley Scott does better on the 2nd drafts, to be honest.
@obscure.reference
@obscure.reference 8 ай бұрын
is that the japanese one?
@ARedMongoose
@ARedMongoose 8 ай бұрын
@@obscure.reference yeah
@clairemitch4301
@clairemitch4301 8 ай бұрын
I love Joaquin Phoenix as well! Probably the best actor of our generation 😊
@anth636
@anth636 8 ай бұрын
“society,” - Joaquin Phoenix
@frankjaquez5754
@frankjaquez5754 8 ай бұрын
could you guys watch waterloo? and compare and contrast the movies
@MrJethroha
@MrJethroha 8 ай бұрын
Good suggestion
@nellgwenn
@nellgwenn 8 ай бұрын
Frankly I'd rather watch your dogs for 2 and a half hours. They are adorable. There is a 4 part PBS documentary series about Napoleon and it's on KZfaq for free. I would like you to watch that as well as Waterloo (1970). You will see a lot of what is missing in this movie. I would like you to see some context of the era, the battles, and the people. Then watch the 4 hour version of this movie and give us a full report. I would be curious if after you do just some cursory research of the real Napoleon, your opinion of this movie would change.
@al_3x912
@al_3x912 8 ай бұрын
I would love for you two to do a review of The Master once she watches it, I think it would warrant a discussion
@alexistaylor9092
@alexistaylor9092 8 ай бұрын
I know nothing about history so I thought it was a pretty good watch
@DariMan001
@DariMan001 8 ай бұрын
I feel like maybe if the film was told out of order it might have been more interesting
@zane990
@zane990 8 ай бұрын
I think it started out strong, and then it just went downhill from there. Agree that it felt too broad, too many stories trying to be told, so none of them came through very well. Some good scenes, but I was overall pretty disappointed
@rawpower12xu
@rawpower12xu 8 ай бұрын
Joaquín Phoenix’s Napoleon is basically the same as the one he played in Her in costume. Horrendous movie.
@bekhele
@bekhele 8 ай бұрын
beyond disappointed with this movie and iageee with the guy most. im a history buff but i don't expect movies to be documentaries and totally accurate. however what has tpo be right, is the time setting, realistic depiction of what is at stake and the characters must be right. this movie was poorly to establish anything of that. i don't mind there is a focus on josephine, she was a big part of his drives and motivation. they did however portrayed the relationship quite bad, with little context. there where more complex reasons going on why their relationship was toxic other then him being a whining simp. this movie failed massively in portraying all the sides that made ,napoleon to the history boks. he did not showed commanding brilliance, and no the ice battle at Austerlitz shouting 5 commands is bot representing his brilliance, this movie fails to show what is at stake with every situation. things just kind of happening. why they're in egypt? he befriends the tsar of Russia only for the next scene to go to war with him,lol. i did not see a napoleon well educated and obbsesd with order and organization, i did not see napoleon being a revolutionary thinker, i did not see napoleon capable of inspiring millions of his compatriots
@judeconnor-macintyre9874
@judeconnor-macintyre9874 8 ай бұрын
I don't know if it was good but it was definitely the funniest thing I've watched in a long time.
@mugenspiegal7415
@mugenspiegal7415 8 ай бұрын
In regards to the pro-English thing. As a British guy, I’ve never wanted the French to beat the British more in my entire life than when I watched this movie. The English Duke was insufferable, annoying and more like a comic book villain. It pissed me off to see the British stomping on Napoleons forces. Outside of the compliment on our classic English breakfast, I did not think it was pro-English at all.
@murphy7801
@murphy7801 5 ай бұрын
The ways it's pro British is how it rewrites history. Lots of these characters never met in history and also bad things Napoleon did are made up entirely. French generally treated prisoners well for the time period. Then enemy fell into frozen lake the french helped them out of it gave them blankets. For an example.
@malikj5336
@malikj5336 8 ай бұрын
I watched this entire video. What is she on about. She's out of her mind. Ridley Scott, and anyone who likes this movie, should never be allowed to step foot in France ever again
@hermitcrack9091
@hermitcrack9091 8 ай бұрын
Horrible movie, almost nothing about it is done right
@superfarful
@superfarful 8 ай бұрын
Ridley Scott hasn't done anything good in decades
@SewingandCaring
@SewingandCaring 8 ай бұрын
The reply guys all stanning one of the worst dictators in history is certainly a thing, we do not, under any circumstances "gotta hand it to Napoleon"
@bigbiggoblin2873
@bigbiggoblin2873 8 ай бұрын
I wished it focused on historical context. As someone who knew nothing of the history, there sure was a lot of fighting that didn't mean much. It was boring. 0/5. Should have had more tiny horses.
@Eckendenker
@Eckendenker 8 ай бұрын
is it trying to deconstruct a big man myth?
@grandsome1
@grandsome1 8 ай бұрын
So, another chapter of anti-Napoleon British propaganda. Man, I wish we had more than big budget anti-Napoleon British propaganda movies and big budget Napoleon-was-god French propaganda movies. I wonder if there's a big budget Soviet anti-Napoleon movie. Or a Spanish one. I don't think they'll ever give an historian serious money for a nuance neutral-ish movie about that man.
@nategraham1487
@nategraham1487 8 ай бұрын
Nipolodean
@zitatakacs6242
@zitatakacs6242 8 ай бұрын
Thank you for the review. However if I may suggest the delivery can definitely influence the well observed content. Maybe it is just me, but "you know" and "like" without relevant context in sentences from the lady influenced negatively my attention spam. Prefer the gentleman's review.
@iopohable
@iopohable 8 ай бұрын
Imagine making a movie about a french person and expecting it to not be terrible.
@SewingandCaring
@SewingandCaring 8 ай бұрын
Napoleon couldn't beat the English because he needed control of the sea, which he didn't have. Also, pre-Napoleon rule slavery in France had been abolished, he reinstated it. He was not nice, he was not funny (we have reams of his tedous writing, today he would be a well actually guy), and to a lot French people at the time and now he was a monster. A monster who invented the state-owned press and was the first propaganda dictator.
@TheJanpietjoris
@TheJanpietjoris 8 ай бұрын
I don't think the problem was showing him as a monster, but if you are doing a deep dive into the life of the monster, you kinda have to show why people where so willing to follow him. France just decapitated their kings and queens, only to get an emperor is return, why did they do that? Making him weird, uncharismatic and leaving out his actual way of ruling just feels unbelievable.
@SewingandCaring
@SewingandCaring 8 ай бұрын
@@TheJanpietjoris The problem is that they based this portrayal off of his teenage angst phase not how he was as an adult. One of the interesting quirks of history is Napoleon the Thirds friendship with Queen Victoria. He had his uncle's charisma (but not any brains at all), and if you read the way the British wrote about number three then you are likely very close to seeing and understanding how Bonaparte's personality really was. It was also this last Napoleon's force of personality which started to romanticise his Uncle amongst the french. This isn't even obscure history, this is 'talk to one history professor just once' level of research.
@TheJanpietjoris
@TheJanpietjoris 8 ай бұрын
@@SewingandCaring oh that is interesting! He did come across quite teenager-like in the movie. Whenever he communicated with Josephine, I'd swore he' d never spoken to a woman before.
@SewingandCaring
@SewingandCaring 8 ай бұрын
@@TheJanpietjoris What sums up teenage Napoleon the most is that he wrote long sanctimonious letters and essays on how prostitutes, and men who used them, were scum. Then he writes an essay talking about how he lost his virginity to a prostitute and suddenly they are good actually.
@mugenspiegal7415
@mugenspiegal7415 8 ай бұрын
In regards to the pro-English thing. As a British guy, I’ve never wanted the French to beat the British more in my entire life than when I watched this movie. The English Duke was insufferable, annoying and more like a comic book villain. It pissed me off to see the British stomping on Napoleons forces. Outside of the compliment on our classic English breakfast, I did not think it was pro-English at all.
@mugenspiegal7415
@mugenspiegal7415 8 ай бұрын
In regards to the pro-English thing. As a British guy, I’ve never wanted the French to beat the British more in my entire life than when I watched this movie. The English Duke was insufferable, annoying and more like a comic book villain. It pissed me off to see the British stomping on Napoleons forces. Outside of the compliment on our classic English breakfast, I did not think it was pro-English at all.
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