Everyone gangsta until the roach starts flying

I love Fluffy.

I'm with the Fluff man, We all forget that shit can fly until it's too late

As a native Texan I can confirm everything is bigger in Texas, including the roaches.

I heard of them called wood roaches. Have a story of one that was in my brother's place had decided it wanted to sit above the living room window, above the couch I was going to crash on. Hell no.. so we tried to get it, but it was above a two story window in the living room, and we couldn't get it, though we did manage to damage one of the curtain rods. We went out to Walmart at 11 pm to get a supersoaker. That worked, but the roach fell behind the couch. Ok move the couch, and knock over the CD rack with about 100 CDs in it. Start to collect the CDs only to find that the roach was hiding in the pile. Finally managed to kill it, then we had the fun task of trying to sort out the mess of the living room, clean some of the bug juice out of the carpet, and finally get to sleep sometime after 1 am.

That Texas roach had a distant cousin ancestor that I met in Alabama in the middle of the night in the kitchen of my new apartment in 2000. Same attitude. "What?" It just stared at me, acting like it was going to jump off of the cupboards right at me.😂

In Florida we call them Palmetto bugs. I’m reminded of the first Men in Black…. Yes they fly. Yes they can get 3-4 inches long, like woodpiles, and are not afraid of the light or sound and will fly right at you. Thank you for one of the reminders of why I don’t live there any more. … 😂 the first time I saw one, I was sitting on the floor watching tv. It was 1981. I threw a phone book on it- you know yellow pages thick phone book- and I swear, it was trying to carry it away. Happy holidays everyone. Stay safe, buy boots, or get a 5’2” friend who isn’t afraid of anything.

As a Texan i can confirm those things are real and they are really tough and yes, they do fly. Welcome to Texas Fluffy.

Woa!! I can tolerate roaches at some point but when they started to fly... The scariest! I feel you Fluffy!

While in the US NAVY in Florida we talked about SUPER ROACH . You could tell if you had one in your locker if, when you pulled your towel out of your locker , something pulled it back in !!

Living in Hawaii, I have gotten to see pretty large roaches, and one that seemed like it could fly too. Yeah, it's terrifying. Definitely not a fan of roaches

That shit started Flying!

That's the Welcome Party of the South 😂. Here in N.O. they do all that while cursing you out in a Cajun accent and throwing Tony Chachere's in ya eyes 🤣

I had just moved into an apartment in Alabama and that evening I heard something and looked down to see a 4" long roach running across the floor.... yes, I HEARD it running! I grabbed a can of Raid and sprayed it. No exaggeration, it stopped, turned toward me as if to say "Hey!! That's some pretty good shit! Get some DCon, the rats will be here Friday" then started walking off. But my size 10 took care of it. I moved out the next day LOL.

Nobody can read the Room and react to it & improvise like fluffy ♥️

🏃‍♂💨 OH HELL NO!

LOL !! My dad was stationed in the USAF cadet training to fly fighter planes. My mother went with him. This was back in the early 40s . She would tell us of how huge the roaches were there and how grossed out she was. This brought back those memories. I only wish she and dad could have seen this Fluffy , they would have loved it !

You can feel the little sensation of some little legs crawling on your arms man.

For Christmas, my parents got me tickets to your show on August 4th!!!! Can’t wait to see you!!

Hey Fluffy….just wanted to say thank you for visiting Brisbane recently. I was supposed to travel about 1200 kilometres to see the show with my son. Unfortunately I was sick and ended up in hospital so missed you. My adult son had a fantastic time and got me a fluffy tshirt so I am very grateful to you for making the trip to Australia. Hope to see you one day. 😁

if fluffy posts on christmas, it's gonna be a good day

They wear the cowboy boots, so they can kill the roaches in corners

“Everything is bigger and better in Texas” 😂

I had intended to visit a friend in San Antonio this year. (Sadly, didn't happen) I saw this video and sent it to her asking "Should I be concerned?" A couple hours later she texted back "Yes"

Fluffy on too

The worst thing about Texas roaches is that, when you walk around in the dark, you can always tell that you stepped on one. They make a loud pop. The louder the pop, the bigger the roach.

A roach is still a roach until it starts to fly. That's when it become everything else but a roach.🤣

I just want to say thank you. Fluffy u brighten my day and make me smile when there is not much to smile about. You make my day better. You make me feel like I'm home . Merry Christmas 🎄 much love to ur family.

Merry Christmas Fluffy and everyone else out there 🌞❤️

Merry Christmas guys!

You don't mess with San Antonio. Especially our roaches

My boyfriend has a nickname for those giant roaches - Rufus.

it started flying got me🤣🤣

Oh brother you need to meet a Hawaiian roach

Sounds like the one I encountered in Mazatlan over 40 yrs ago. It was in the shower and about that big. Called housekeeping and this tiny lady came in, looked at it, said "No bite" and started to leave. I jumped up and said, "I don't care if it bites or not, I want it gone". She sighed and took care of it.

Some roaches are so big when you step on them you can slip and fall into roach goo .

I have seen roaches in Phoenix that big and yes they fly. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Thank Gabriel.

Merry Christmas everyone

We have the same big ass roaches in MS. My husband thinks it’s funny that I hate those things and they give me the heeby jeebys but if ones of those things ever flew and landed on me I’M DEAD! ☠️

i cannot wait until this story is turned into a fluffy bit.🤣

I'm afraid of only two things. Crazy people and flying roaches.

FLUFFY hope you have a good chrismas brotha this is a hi from turkey

You are not lying. I live in San Antonio and my complex gets them in the summer…outside though. Not sure if they are attracted to the heat or the stucco Since it gets a ton of direct sun…but they fly around out there during the summer. I run. Naturally.

Yes everything is bigger in Texas!

Thank you I needed this laugh.

You know it's serious when a cockroach starts flying 😂😂

Come on release the whole special please

I found one on my kitchen counter in 1986. I will never forget it. I still leave the kitchen lights on at night. We aren’t having that!!!!!

I grew up in San Antonio. I knew you were gonna say it started flying! 🤣😆

Merry Christmas Fluffy! 🌲☃️🎁🧑‍🎄🎄

Merry Christmas and God bless

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!! I moved into an apartment in Austin in 95, and about 6 months later and a 1 week apart from each other I saw two of those suckers in my apartment, and exactly the same thing happened. The first one was brown and about three and a half inches long. The one that came by a week later was black and about 3 in Long. I swatted them, I thought I hit them and the damn things flew off like nothing happened!! Look like it was bat not a damn roach! I've been here 30 years now, lived in several places since then and I never saw another one like that after those two.

I´m feelin´ it! Hate those things, especially when they are start freakin´ flying!!

Growing up in Singapore I thought all cockroaches fly. The first time I saw one a non-flying one it seemed so harmless lol

😂... yep... I KNEW he was going to say that ! (Flying) I am paranoid of roaches.

As someone who lives in Texas all I do is pray that it leaves the room and that it doesn't fly, also a short story, while sleeping I felt a weird prickly feeling on my leg I got up after a few minutes with my eyes closed and as my eyes adjusted I saw a large round almond shaped roach that was about 3 1/2 inches long chilling on my leg I screamed and the roach started flying around me I then decided that the roach could have my bed room and slept on my couch!

Yeah, those flying roaches are nightmare fuel! And bold?? THEY turn on the light and watch YOU run!

try squatting a bug with a badminton raquet, that shit is oddly satisfying

Iglesias you rock dude.

We're here because We ALL LOVE THE FLUFF

As a texting, nothing filled my heart with more joy then the first time I saw this, I knew exactly what was gonna happen with the beginning of the story and then at the end. the cherry on top. all of LA screaming in fear at the same time in dodger stadium

You are awesome 😂❤ Merry Christmas Fluffyyyyyyy 🥰😂

I live in Texas and I tell you he is telling the truth

Yup I'm from the south and for most of my life I thought there were ONLY flying roaches

I seen this show live, i loved it

The mexican version of the real world 💀😂

😂 ❤ I rescue all bugs that get inside my house including frogs and lizards, I'll befriend gators and snapping turtles, but i have ZERO mercy on palmettos. Always have a spray bottle of vinegar armed and handy to numb them before going for the shoe kill 😅

What's up everyone

I love your show

That chit started flying.😅😅😅😅

😊we luv u **FLUFFY**, and comedian awesome..

We have all kinds of roaches in South Carolina. The little ones are a pain because they get into everything and make a mess. The big ones... are skeet.

Merry christmas fluffy!😊

"Oh, HEll No!"

This not a matter of a man or woman if it can fly run as fast as possible

Merry Christmas from Bakersfield

Dude the roaches here are just built different for some reason like what did we do to piss god off so much lol

Everybody gangsta til the roach start flying

Awesome, videos, Gabriel. MERRY 🎅 XMAS to you and your family and friends 😅 your a great stand-up 2:36 .

Roaches are bigger and meaner in Florida, they fly towards you like you're the bug... 😂

I was in the US Air Force. Basic training takes place at Lackland AFB, TX. I encountered a roach. Fluffy is not exaggerating, they are that big. They say that everything in Texas is bigger, but that's not entirely true. They have tiny little red ants there. I was tasked with removing weeds along a sidewalk, when I encountered them. Don't let their size fool you. They are physically small, but they have a Texas-sized bite. They call them "fire ants". Once you get bit by them, you understand why they call them that.

Fluffy 👍 Feliz navidad and Happy New Year 🎉

Everybody brave until the B52 takes off. Sounds like our Hawaii roaches :)

My real Christmas gift!😂😂😂😂

He's great. ❤

Everyones gangster till the roach starts flying

😂😂😂 *Hey you such a funny weird dude* 😂😂😂

Everyone is gansta until the roach fly

Thats san antonio. The Tejano roach is still flying 😂😂

yah it gets 10 times worse when you see a roach start to FU**ING FLY. It's like a mantis you don't know they can fly but when they do your already running before notice your running.

This one is the best. 😂

Merry Christmas

You have not known fear until a southern roach flies at you. There was one time when I was around 17, I was on the computer finishing up one of my last school assignments of the year, and I just hear the subtle noise of a bug's wings flapping and the sudden sensation of hairy roach legs hitting the back of my hand. Without even fully processing what happened, I screamed and swung my arm so hard that I almost sent the computer monitor flying. The arm swing ended up launching the roach across the room just long enough for me to process what it was before it charging at me. I ended up stomping on that roach a total of 19 times before it finally stopped trying to get back up, and then I went ahead and sprayed it with some bangle bug spray anyway just to make sure it couldn't try anything when I wasn't looking.

Fluffy: THEY FLY NOW?!

First! Thank you Gabriel for posting this video today! I was just told that I have a non cancerous brain tumor which I did surgery for yesterday. This video has really brightened my day!

In Hawaii we call them B52 Bombers 😁

Fluffy is my hero

He is way to funny🎉😂❤

If everything is bigger in Texas, I hate to see what the roaches in Alaska look like.

Everyone gangsta till they start flying