Lmaooo

I’m not….having a go..

hahaha, very nice!

@@RaferJeffersonIII I’m not afraid of you!

Oh yawn it’s another “joke regurgitator” in the comments section of a KZfaq video.

Hello, Jackie! You look nice.

We see him just enough to keep him Mark Heap.

Mark Heaps greatest work for me was Sex For Houses and close second Mr Lizard the TV repair man. Absolute legend

Because he got married.

He's amazing as the pantomimic Robert Greene.

I toast that comment with a glass of weak lemon drink.

That’s “the actor” Kevin Eldon

@@markc17 After taking a rubbing of a vicars arse?

Chiiiiiiiiiime

Spot aunty Val?

thenodfather he plays weird like no one else

Lost User - what are you saying? If he wasn’t so good at playing weird he’d be married?

Mr Lizard

mark grant kzfaq.info/get/bejne/idCiosaFzrOcl30.html

"Wilsonnnnn" *flinches* RIP Wilson 😳

Is your comment, highlighting me, some reference to me? The way you also use 'sketch' and 'roundabout'. I see what your getting at....

@@RustlingJimmies69 Tu sais? Vraimant? Tu pense que je ne comprends pas, mais JE COMPRENDS!!

I know how this story is going to end...

@@tomsdottir I don't know what you just said, BUT I'M GETTING MARRIED IN THE MORNING!

Does this comment have something to do with me not being married?

Yep, or this could be Alan Statham long after he left Green Wing. Alan Statham has a penchant for consuming body parts, last time he swallowed somebody's gall bladder.

ended up living by himself and his dog wilson, shaloommm

As an unmarried man I find this very offensive

Done that like nine times. I think I've got one point left to make.

He didn t eat it to prove the point, he ate it to conceal the evidence from the other friend

Yeah loads of times. [Somebody else typed this for me.]

The problem is you can only do it 10 times. 20 if you include the toes.

And a "couple" of bodyguards! I know what he's saying!

Ha ha ha... Not throwing (the bouquet)

"Kicking the coke" = "single bloke" ... I would've floored 'im.

“In the carriage” - Cockney rhyming slang for marriage.

Do you rent downstairs? Are you saying I'm gay? One of the best lines written.

George Lally it’s not val everyone it’s not val

Oh Hi jackie, your getting... remarried?

Is your sister single? Sounds like exactly the kind of woman I'd ruin my life for.

Sadly my ex was an undiagnosed schizophrenic. Her dad was in an institution. She wasn’t diagnosed as she resisted all doctors and refused to go anywhere near them - fearing same fate as her dad. It got worse and worse, and I know well what you’re saying: she wouldn’t ever explain the delusions, came home one day and she had thrown out everything made of metal and I asked why and she said “you know full well why, don’t lie to me” I sadly had to make the decision to leave, I was young and I couldn’t cope with that. She lives with her mum now. I spent 3 years after the breakup bailing her out and supporting her financially. What has wracked me with guilt is my breaking up with her made her much much worse and I feel partly responsible for her descent. That is a very hard thing to deal with, but the issue is; it’s not like we were getting on. She was horrible to me a lot of the time. I’ve never managed to come to terms with the guilt of leaving her. To this day it haunts me. We were together for about 6 years. Guilt is a horrible thing.

@@RaferJeffersonIII you need to bear in mind that you left her for your own self protection. Having a partner with severe mental health problems isn’t easy and it sounds like it was wearing you down. What would be the benefit of staying with her and destroying your own mental health?

@@Leonards-leopard I know, I get it, it’s just still a traumatic experience. Things like death and bereavement are terrible but to be expected in life, but things like this, nobody prepared you for it.

it takes two to Tango, after all..

Is this some reference to me not beig married?

@@M.AX1MUS no dw I'm not commenting on you not be married

Also The Office

Mark did that one in Friday night dinner

Using a carrot for that finger-cut was some practical-effects-on-a-budget genius lol. "I'm getting married in the morrrrning..."

Me too. Paranoid schizophrenics.

ERL yeap unfortunately my ex-girlfriend developed symptoms of paranoia like this. After 10 years of happy life, it turned our lives upside down. Sad. I still love her but after 3 extreme episodes, it was too much.

D'Ascoyne 😂🤣😂😂

Britains a weird place

@@leod-sigefast 'ex-girlfriend' so I assume you're not married?

That's method acting for you .... Stanislaski School awesome.

Mark Heap was actually engaged to be married to his long-term partner but upon conception of this sketch cancelled his forthcoming nuptials at huge personal and financial expense.

​@@thomridgeway1438 Or Stanislashy in this instance

Totally!! I love this character so much mainly because it's close to home. I guess at least it's good if we can still laugh at ourselves.

i agree - if you've ever seen Limmy's show, about half the sketches in all the series are written from a place of mental illness. paranoia, insanity, toxic hate/self-hate etc

Oh yes! Agree with you all.

Wait.. I see what you're doing, mental illness, family experience, jam.. this is a reference to me not being married isnt it?!

@@Dannzzx Limmy's show is great, I feel fortunate I don't relate to some of the stuff he jokes about- alchoholism and drug addiction ruin lives.

No, because it was a comedy sketch played by actors. The end of it is when it ends on screen. They didn’t discuss it afterwards or go home and talk about it to their wives you nincompoop!

@@MR-um9ck I'm guessing you're thick as pig shit. Either that or you're being deliberately thick. Comedy... Irony.... look them up 😑

You just came up with a completely pointless and unfunny scenario. What a waste of typing time on your part. I suggest you delete it because it makes you look like you have cognitive issues.

Least funny comment under this video.

@@hermanhawtrey8578 KZfaq deletes comments... Maybe you didn't notice or something? I wasn't replying to thin air... Maybe you won't see this one...who knows, eh, normie?

+Kakarot When he got his alsatian drunk in the pub and said to the boys "this sometimes happens" - genius!

me too

And Brian...!!! ^_^

Yeah but I think he's more funny in FND!!!!!

Well, yes, I think so too! But I think that his character in spaced is well, not better or anything, in fact when I think about it, it is quite a lot like the character he plays in FND, a bit older and so, but he has a lot of the same well, qualities... I think. So in FND and in spaced I think he does a brilliant job as those quirky type of people, perhaps I am a beat weak when it comes to quirky people, that, that might be the reason why I love him in those roles...

Was that superfluous apostrophe some reference to the fact that I'm not married?

@@stephen3654 No more than he deserves.

Psycho's what?

@@ilikethisnamebetter An accidental phone autocorrect added apostrophe, which I now can't edit and get rid of, because the original comment is so old.

Is this some reference to me not beig marriage? Sketches, my social life ever seen, my never met wife...

another mr lizard

you filled your teli with lizards.

i imagine that being said by jim. with that pause he does before saying a word.

The pause here is what makes or breaks it. But I think Mark absolutely nailed it. "Some sort of.......REF'rence.....to me not being married?"

You're laughing at me, aren't you? Because I'm not married

That’s probably not a good sign, Pitbull.

How is it one year later? Lol

@@octagonseventynine1253 Very good, thank you :) We've got a beautiful baby daughter now :)

How many fingers left to go?

There really was. Also Absolutely, The Fast Show, Smith & Jones, Fry & Laurie, Harry Enfield & Chums , KYTV, Hale & Pace .... we really were spoiled in the 90s

Agreed, the first series was PAINFULLY funny and innovative, whereas I barely got a laugh out of the second.

I was under the impression Graham Linehan was no longer involved after the first series which would explain the decline in, well, basically everything!

You could say there was too many cooks in... nevermind.

I think I even prefer the second series.....and that's not a reference to anybody not being married.

@@davelocke We know your caper,MY Son.....you're 'aving a pop...

The equestrians who desperately want to be firemen is a classic!

I think he's a cut above the rest

@@RealityCheck6T9 I auditioned for the role, but I didn't quite cut it.

Neither can he

I thought it would be quite easy to put his finger on it, well at least the tip.

It's to reel people in I'd imagine. Whether or not you consider him the 'main event' of 'Big Train', he is generally the best-known actor in it. Certainly internationally. The Cornetto trilogy alone would be enough to account for that.

@@WeaselKing1000 This is before those films were made.

​@@warrenrandall6936 The original show itself is, yes. The video was posted later (and its description was written later) than two of the three films came out.

"Et el es 'voulez-vous cou--" "Excuse me, what you were saying just there, was that some sort of, REFERENCE, to me not being married?"

comedy is reference + friends. psycho is comedy - friends.

THOUSANDS OF FLIES!

Up your fetid fanny!

‘Carrier pigeon…carrier pigeon Carrier of….disease!’

Pedro Strom . Even nine years ago he'd been retired for years . That is just a very odd comment . Murray actually got very close one year too winning it .

@Solar phonix LoL hahah, you win the internet. Handle it responsibly.

@@andymerrett Hahahaha, oh, christ, Mrs. Brown's Boys--what is to be done w you? yes; that makes a lot of sense. Explanation appreciated. Not a native, but still solidly obsessed w classic UK TV. Mighty Boosh forever.

The Dread Parsnip generally I find that UK series have less filler episodes. Also they generally have only one or two writers, for which a tv show is a personal project and not some kind of contractual obligation. Which is why I think we have more innovative comedy. I guess ideas run out quickly when your writing team is small. Taking the example of the IT Crowd, I thought it was much weaker by the final series and really should have ended sooner. Spaced was wrapped up brilliantly - I feel the characters have reached their natural conclusion and there doesn’t need to be any more.

The Dread Parsnip Also to take the example of Only Fools and Horses, that went on for a very long time. It did what most American sitcoms do - introduce new characters and new relationships between them to keep the plot moving and provide material. In the case of Spaced, it is very contained. There are really only 6 characters. So you get more character development but not as much material.

Ultimately a big part of why British comedy is good is we let talented people move onto new stuff. It sucks to lose shows you like, but it blows my mind to see stuff like the office and Simpsons cranking episodes out for years and years. Just means those programming slots and the staff involved aren't working towards something fresh.

Quadraspazzed on a life glug?

Two pin din plug