Island Peril - brutalmoose

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Island Peril - brutalmoose

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Ian visits Island Peril even though he was THIS CLOSE to retirement.
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@NitoriKun 8 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else notice that the evil boss is credited by the name "Richard Head"? I really hope that's not his real name...

@MrZerothejedi 4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that. No one else on the cast has a name like that either. Though if I was that guy I'd definitely take a piss with my credits after all that too.

@jdoodledoodles3388 4 жыл бұрын

Dickhead

@g-forcefgt323 3 жыл бұрын

That's his real name

@Its_PizzaTime 2 жыл бұрын

I noticed that, too. The most unfortunate name of all time.

@cappantwan2978 9 жыл бұрын

Man, nothing says low-budget like filming in your office while using your interns and hired escorts as actors.

@HappyBeezerStudios 4 жыл бұрын

Like they did in Wolfenstein, Doom and RotT? Or C&C before they started casting more famous actors (but still kept that cheesy goodness)

@grandmapotpourri4141 2 жыл бұрын

@@HappyBeezerStudios yea wasnt tanya from red alert a stripper

@SpaceHamsterGames 9 жыл бұрын

Isle be seein you.

@MrPelts00 9 жыл бұрын

***** That made me sad.

@midwestcyborg01 9 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@mr.stretch8474 9 жыл бұрын

***** Thanks for watching the video as well.

@MixxedBerries 9 жыл бұрын

Victor Diederich Puns altogether make me sad.

@1Duegon 9 жыл бұрын

***** I finally get that pun.

@TheKYLEdavid 9 жыл бұрын

You know, this Island makes a great Resting Spot

@ajfrommillay1508 9 жыл бұрын

TheKYLEdavid Mary drank water from the island. Mary almost drowned.

@electromika 9 жыл бұрын

AJfromMillay You sure it's accidental? I don't want any murdering vermins hanging round here...

@ajfrommillay1508 9 жыл бұрын

Sulthan14 We're not leaving until we give Dick a piece of wood.

@Ratciclefan 9 жыл бұрын

TheKYLEdavid I wouldn't go there if I were you. I heard bad things about this place.

@AliceUmoh 8 жыл бұрын

The wagon tipped over on the way to the island.

@Spectaria 9 жыл бұрын

If you think Dick Danger is a stupid name, reminder: On Law and Order: SVU, the producer is Dick Wolf, and there's someone else in the production crew named Speed Weed.

@bobbyjoe9328 9 жыл бұрын

H3h3 amirite

@andrewollmann304 6 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure “Speed Weed” is a nickname, but...it’s pretty weird that it’s listed that way in the credits.

@Alex-fv2qs 4 жыл бұрын

"Speed's a nickname my dad gave me, day I was born; Weed's my family name"

@babbybobabs8701 3 жыл бұрын

I'M LOOSING MY MIND OVER SPEED WEED-

@cr-nd8qh 3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah I saw that

@Takimeko 5 жыл бұрын

I just figured out that when the Evil Boss is talking through the phone, it's a sped up version of the "There's never a good guy around when you're in the mood" clip. The clip in question appears at 8:33.

@CrudeConduct666 3 жыл бұрын

Well damn, it is. So like, it was the voice.

@ReddKnight10 2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit that’s kinda neat

@RobinLeft 9 жыл бұрын

I love how more effort was put into the acting in the skit at the start of the video than in the game's cutscenes. Talent.

@MetaWarlord135 9 жыл бұрын

I have a theory about this game: this is actually Dick's friends helping him with a mid-life crisis. This would explain why the Evil Boss (more like an old friend) doesn't actually seem that evil and why the acting is less than amazing. Of course, the whole game is just a heavily stylised game of paintball made to look like an actual situation and Dick is entirely aware of this.

@uninstallmate 9 жыл бұрын

all those enemies sound like reddit users.

@uninstallmate 9 жыл бұрын

and 4chan to.

@geneticwizard132 9 жыл бұрын

grillingdrugs Neckbeard : The Game Expanded Chin Pack

@monkeykingw 9 жыл бұрын

grillingdrugs The sequel will have all the enemies sound like Tumblr users

@uninstallmate 9 жыл бұрын

Cascade Hellsing and would be about crazy feminists attacking the player for being a man.

@monkeykingw 9 жыл бұрын

grillingdrugs I was thinking Social Justice Warriors, the type of people we would actually want to shoot in a game

@gasenkotsu 9 жыл бұрын

Isn't it amazing how about 99% of all the 90s FMV games are hilariously shitty?

@torlikoff 9 жыл бұрын

@gasenkotsu 9 жыл бұрын

Trey Orlikoff :(

@BlackINKim 9 жыл бұрын

gunflame * Play *The Lonely Man* on a violin *

@torlikoff 9 жыл бұрын

@BlackINKim 9 жыл бұрын

Trey Orlikoff :(

@dopplegangerdavid 4 жыл бұрын

It's nice to see that the director of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties got some more work.

@meechmeech2178 Жыл бұрын

True

@mojoforthewin3069 8 жыл бұрын

I didn't know Jim sterling was a mob boss.

@GalanDun 8 жыл бұрын

Is he not? I wasn't aware he wasn't. Mississippi Mafia 4 lyfe dawg.

@bigman9486 8 жыл бұрын

I know for a fact he is.

@TheAwakeOrangutang 7 жыл бұрын

Jim Sterling, no. HOWEVER, the Steam Cleaner is a different story.

@megamage911 6 жыл бұрын

I'm happy to see others who also saw the resemblence :P

@heathercalun4919 5 жыл бұрын

Jim Sterling? The dude in this game's not even British. I'm getting more of a really, really, REALLY bad Wayne Night impression.

@YamiShadowKitty 9 жыл бұрын

"Aside from all the thank yous I've received, it's a thankless job." I... xD

@DBZGotenStan 9 жыл бұрын

Love the throwback to your LEGO Racers review with that driver's license.

@lydiajulianprower8356 9 жыл бұрын

SuperDBZHPFan Also the Ian's Magical Land of A-Sh*t-Ton-Of-Pizza coupon..

@DBZGotenStan 9 жыл бұрын

Gillian Backhouse I figured that was a reference too, but I forgot what review it was from :o

@lydiajulianprower8356 9 жыл бұрын

Mall Tycoon 3.

@DBZGotenStan 9 жыл бұрын

Gillian Backhouse Right. I remember now. Thanks :)

@lydiajulianprower8356 9 жыл бұрын

You're welcome. :)

@bvddyboi 2 жыл бұрын

i fell asleep w moose's gaming vids on shuffle and i woke up in the middle of the night to 7:39 and i was scared af

@28PickleMan 9 жыл бұрын

That phone call made me check my steam.

@CasCanGAME101 9 жыл бұрын

PickleMan28 Same XD

@Alice_Sprinkles 9 жыл бұрын

PickleMan28 Me too! XD I was like "Ohsh*t." and sat up.

@ericsantoyo3517 9 жыл бұрын

PickleMan28 Do you get phone calls from steam? how?

@McDADDyK 9 жыл бұрын

What?

@McDADDyK 9 жыл бұрын

***** what is this calling you're talking about?

@Scarfulhu 9 жыл бұрын

Say, that one guy said 'Damballa is riding me' - interestingly, they seemed to do their research there. Damballa is the snake god or 'Loa' of the Vodoun religion. I'm surprised they didn't just say something racist. Well, either that or one guy on the dev team played Gabriel Knight...

@megas7171 9 жыл бұрын

Scarfulhu The more you know.

@Ben-vs7bq 9 жыл бұрын

I knew that. Saints row 2 is educational

@vgchabelman 9 жыл бұрын

Maybe they read the Neuromancer series. I got it from there =p

@Ratciclefan 9 жыл бұрын

Scarfulhu Interesting. Mr.Pat You again! :O

@Ratciclefan 9 жыл бұрын

Mr.Pat Didn't you post PBG's Ghost Ride the Whip song? I commented there. You have to know me.

@gabesyt4863 9 жыл бұрын

He said he was in San Quentin prison for 5 years, for anyone wondering.

@ryantrumpler3704 9 жыл бұрын

"You got me a minimum sentence for a felony! Now I will steal your supermodel and have my revenge! On an island!" -Evil Boss, probably

@TheNintendhoe 4 жыл бұрын

@SeanTrn 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s totally 7 years in San quentin, iiii

@CrudeConduct666 3 жыл бұрын

Seven years

@gabesyt4863 3 жыл бұрын

@@CrudeConduct666 Yea you right.

@vertibee5574 8 жыл бұрын

I really like your channel, Brutalmoose! Cause it gets all the W O M E N.

@olliolivine9770 6 жыл бұрын

Shoutout to the Evil Boss in the credits being named Richard Head. You'd think the main character is already named Dick, so they could have just cut their shit and named the main guy Richard Danger and the bad guy Dick Head.

@MaxW-er1hm Жыл бұрын

I once dated a girl whose dad had that name LOL and boy oh boy did she love to say did he indeed was one

@ScardUp912 9 жыл бұрын

I just realized "The voice of doom" is him saying "There's never a good guy around when you're in the mood".

@josephcage7955 8 жыл бұрын

Man the enemy specific death screens remind me of a low budget, B-movieish Batman Arkham Asylum

@Dennisjay9 9 жыл бұрын

11:12 Were not going to talk about the "lube tube"?

@butcherpete5869 9 жыл бұрын

DennisJ (The Last Methbender) Some things don't need words.

@Ratciclefan 9 жыл бұрын

DennisJ (The Last Methbender) Some things shouldn't be seen, much less talked about.

@zayaannashrid1374 8 жыл бұрын

+DennisJ (The Last Methbender) .......................No. Not at all Leave that to reddit

@waterwaifu612 4 жыл бұрын

The Last Methbender *OH MY FUCKING GOD*

@Quixotic3433 8 жыл бұрын

Sounds like it started out as a porno xP

@EthereallaASMR 6 жыл бұрын

Thunderdwaynoo well Dick Danger does sound like a porn star name (and a really bad one)

@weeseet 9 жыл бұрын

I would have put money on Electric Fantasies being the name of a vibrator catalog.

@cheesewizard8943 6 жыл бұрын

Meow same honestly

@spicybeantofu 5 жыл бұрын

Everything is over sexual for no reason.

@littlestbiche7618 9 жыл бұрын

Moose, that's not a random slab of concrete, it's OBVIOUSLY a God-tier platform.

@mckmitte 5 жыл бұрын

The boss seems like the insane result of Dr. Forester fusing with Tv’s Frank

@kenetickups6146 9 жыл бұрын

I thought the main cherecter was about to shoot himself at the beginning

@ValensBellator 7 жыл бұрын

"Aside from all the thank you's I've received it's a thankless job" That was an awesome line lol

@MattyMatthew-m4o 9 жыл бұрын

Wait... The guy who played the Evil Boss is called Richard Head? The short form of Richard is Dick. Dick Head. I think the real comedians here are the parents. Dayum.

@elementalfira 9 жыл бұрын

"Aside from all the thank yous I've received, it's a thankless job." Favorite part!

@ColonelGrandSlam 9 жыл бұрын

Wow, I was just looking for something to watch while eating my pizza when I got a notification that you uploaded a video, I honestly said out loud "Thank you brutalmoose!"

@vegard7020 9 жыл бұрын

Then you honestly typed out that you honestly said out loud thank you Brutalmoose

@PKspectre 9 жыл бұрын

Honestly.

@thomasjenkins7506 9 жыл бұрын

honestly people, saying "honestly" over and over again honestly isn't that funny.

@Psyched_Crow 9 жыл бұрын

ColonelGrandSlam Was the pizza from Ian's Magical Land of a Shit Ton of Pizza?

@CasCanGAME101 9 жыл бұрын

Thomas Jenkins Yeah, honestly i agree with you. *Honestly.*

@bartverbeek580 7 жыл бұрын

I hear "Witch Docter", and I'm like : Oeh ie, oeh ah ah, teng teng, walla balla bing bang.

@incarnateflame3462 4 жыл бұрын

Camp bonnowanna We hold you in our heart. When we think about you, it makes me wanna FART. ... just me? Fine, ill see myself out

@benjaminmenken5693 3 жыл бұрын

And than he shrunk my head

@FIREMANISI 9 жыл бұрын

This game is the literal antithesis of Spec Ops: The Line.

@WillieManga Жыл бұрын

Wow, this does seem like an inverse of SO:TL. Spec Ops: Good job, jackass, you just nuked a village! You should have stayed home! Island Peril: Get off your ass and save your damsel, Dick! This is war!

@fantasyfeak999 9 жыл бұрын

Is it just me, or are most of the mooks more attractive than the main hero?

@johnbacon4997 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@mrthomasvision140 7 жыл бұрын

I love how the wallet was basically a trip down memory lane A lego racers drivers license A Ian's magical land of a ton of pizza gift card A note from Ian to Ian I'm sold

@TopsyTriceratops 6 жыл бұрын

"Ugh, this is such an inconvenience, I just wanna stay home and watch Chopped." Don't you mean "Chorped?"

@NixMix 9 жыл бұрын

I feel like in some way the guy who plays Dick Danger, and the girl who plays his girlfriend are somehow blood related...which just makes this even creepier...

@inienthelonewitch6745 9 жыл бұрын

Sweenix Maybe that's the reason for his lackluster reaction to his girlfriend/possible sister being kidnapped.

@kenetickups6146 9 жыл бұрын

why?

@ZeranZeran 2 жыл бұрын

You have quickly become one of my favorite youtubers moose. Thanks for all the laughs ♥ I love your taste.

@mariom5376 9 жыл бұрын

Geez, brutalmoose... You have some really handsome friends

@skullrabbit721 6 жыл бұрын

Oh my God. Also this time. I've watched this video countless times and just realized the Voice of Doom is a recycled line by the mob boss! The intro where Ian points out the mob bosses voice over the phone is the same audio as 8:32 just tweaked a bit as if it's just chatter

@Cogitative_Bicycle 7 жыл бұрын

You brought me back from some dark times. I really really appreciate it my friend. Thank you

@mactavish100078 9 жыл бұрын

7:37 Game unintentionally inspires game over screens from Batman: Arkham Asylum

@anongamer3172 9 жыл бұрын

You never got to mention the weapon called the Lube Tube. Not suggestive at *ALL.*

@declanmanning518 9 жыл бұрын

Y'know, if I had a dollar for every time I've been tricked into spending all my money by a toaster that rose from Hell, I'd have at least twelve dollars.

@MetaWarlord135 9 жыл бұрын

I'll be honest, when I heard the villain's voice for the first time, I thought he was just an old friend making a joke. To all current and future developers: first impressions are incredibly important. You don't want to make your character sound contradictory to himself.

@CrudeConduct666 3 жыл бұрын

"Aside from all the 'thank you's' I've received, it's a thankless job." Very funny. I laughed.

@dormagio 7 жыл бұрын

It took me five views to realize that all your friends are just you. So many people in your life are just you.

@hleghe810 7 жыл бұрын

dormagio ?

@TDog14126 8 жыл бұрын

such a crush on Ian. :)

@pidgin__ 8 жыл бұрын

Congrats, he's gay! So you may or may not be a winner.

@KeybladeMasterAndy 5 жыл бұрын

0:24 It took me years to realize those pictures are only of you. Nobody else. 🤣

@howdypardner6278 6 жыл бұрын

You may only have 300k subs now, but we've been here since the beginning 😊

@statykelektricity9591 7 жыл бұрын

I think we all know why ian chose this game. He's obssessed with FMV. He needs help.

@SaintGat99 9 жыл бұрын

The guy who plays the villain needs to be in more things.

@Ukiby3000 9 жыл бұрын

The start of this video already made me give it a like. Mr. Moose, keep up the amazing work.

@roelliesafari9988 9 жыл бұрын

Ohw yeah, just seeing new videos from you in my sub box puts a smile on my face.

@torlikoff 9 жыл бұрын

Oil known

@matthewjones6786 9 жыл бұрын

Trey Orlikoff ...What an odd thing to say. *Like.*

@darkartsdabbler2407 5 жыл бұрын

The evil boss' real name absolutely cannot be Richard head Can it? It has to be a joke

@ericbeilmann3649 4 жыл бұрын

I looked it up on imdb and funnily enough the person in this game with the best acting career is the dweeb.

@psychonaut1502 Жыл бұрын

I wish moose still did these kinds of gaming videos and random VHSs. He made me really like FMV.

@baileybrian9560 5 жыл бұрын

Besides all of the thank you's i have received it's a thankless job...

@shawnfields2757 5 жыл бұрын

Bailey Brian Yes, in this thankless job, the only thank yous I've gotten are the only thank you I've needed, in this thankless job, which may I remind you, is thankless, meaning that I get no thank yous for thanking you, because the act of helping is more than enough for me. Thank you, good sir.

@rootbeer_666 6 жыл бұрын

Wait, so the "crime fighter" is a district attorney?

@richie-3485 9 жыл бұрын

that villain just looks like Jim Sterling wearing a fake mustache and doing a purposefully terrible acting bit.

@Lee1995S 9 жыл бұрын

nonespark after he gained like 50 pounds.

@PikaLink91 9 жыл бұрын

This guy's performance (Evil Boss), is so ridiculously over-the-top that he puts the term itself to shame and takes it to a whole new level xD

@lorddrayvon1426 3 жыл бұрын

8:49 the main antagonist gets temporarily possessed by a demented goose.

@supergurukid 8 жыл бұрын

Is it meant to be a joke that the evil boss was played by Dick Head? Or is that genuinely his name?

@eswesje 8 жыл бұрын

I think everything's possible, a Nick Frost played Santa Claus one time. Just saying.

@Panlew2 9 жыл бұрын

This is basically a TerryWAD before TerryWADS existed.

@Buzzy913 9 жыл бұрын

Not gonna talk about the intro skit... Not gonna talk about the intro skit... Not gonna- OH MY GOD THE BRUTALMOOSE PATCHWORK IS SO CUTE!!! Not gonna talk about...

@pjbutton3396 9 жыл бұрын

There's nothing better than coming home after a bad day of school and seeing a new brutalmoose video in your feed

@NerevarOfficialReal 9 жыл бұрын

ISLANDS ARE COOL SOMETIMES

@Melvinshermen 9 жыл бұрын

Are you real gabe newla

@NerevarOfficialReal 9 жыл бұрын

No, I'm not Gabe Newla. I'm Gabe Newell.

@Melvinshermen 9 жыл бұрын

Sorry typo

@5gfa100 9 жыл бұрын

Gabe Newell gay ben y dont you fix doto volvo sucks

@farjacko 9 жыл бұрын

half life 3 setting confirmed for island paradise. worth the weight

@TheReichboy 9 жыл бұрын

that final... evil... boss.. Doom guy. That's just Jim Sterling... come on. look at him

@McShmoodle 9 жыл бұрын

That callback to the LEGO Racers drivers lisence was beautiful

@yochlel2642 9 жыл бұрын

2:30 you know that the game is gonna be a gem when the villain looks like Senhor Barriga from El Chavo.

@raccoononymous 9 жыл бұрын

The villain of this game is... Jim Sterling?!

@vinesauceobscurities 7 жыл бұрын

What the fuck is Jim Sterling's uncle doing in here?

@muffinsoul33 6 жыл бұрын

Great friends you got there.

@ashfire9307 7 жыл бұрын

I don't know why Dick even bothers with firearms when all he really needs to do is introduce himself and then walk on as his enemies suffocate from laughter.

@ZorotheGallade 7 жыл бұрын

10:44 Okay, either it's the dev's attempt at a clever pun...or the one who played the Evil Boss is actually named Dick Head.

@Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 жыл бұрын

That guy at 7:37 made me pee myself once. True story. I was watching some movie on TV a few years ago and that clip came up onscreen. It went on past the part it ends in the video for about a minute and half. I was falling asleep when he came on, but I swear it's the same guy with the same dumb tiki torch, same speech and everything. On a side note, I now judge the intimidation factor of villainous speeches by how frightening they'd be if an angry bald (was he trying to sound Jamaican? because he FAILED) dude screamed it in my face.

@Egalitariat-likesecretariat 7 жыл бұрын

Also, I just realized something. He said Damballa is riding him. For those of you who don't play Scion, Damballa is one of the Voudun loa, basically Catholic saints mixed with tribal African spirits. One of the things they're supposed to be able to do is possess people, or 'ride their bodies'. Damballa is the father of the loa, and has to do with snakes, fertility, power, and creativity. Also, fun fact, he's apparently associated with the Jewish depiction of Moses. Tiki torch dude is saying the big bad Voodoo dad is possessing him and has the player character in his coils.

@Orrphoiz 9 жыл бұрын

Are those the guys who made "Plumbers don't wear ties"? The "cinematic cutscenes" sure do remind me of that masterpiece.

@abbuw- 6 жыл бұрын

I spotted a few Doom sprites, muzzle flashes mainly, I think some wood textures were ganked from Doom too. Wonder how much more stolen stuff there is in there?

@WillBassman 9 жыл бұрын

I didn't know you get physical awards for surpassing a certain amount of subscribers.

@Ratciclefan 9 жыл бұрын

Shiny Wobbuffet I did. :P

@hunterparah1952 9 жыл бұрын

Shiny Wobbuffet The silver play button at 100,000, and the coveted golden play button at 1 million.

@WillBassman 9 жыл бұрын

Hunter Parah Awesome.

@hunterparah1952 9 жыл бұрын

Shiny Wobbuffet It is awesome, I heard a guy burned his golden play button though, so apparently he didn't think it was so awesome.

@WillBassman 9 жыл бұрын

Hunter Parah Okay then.

@harmonicajay91 8 жыл бұрын

I would have said "Wolfenstein Clone" myself.

@Retro80sMan1 8 жыл бұрын

isle of the dead is more like a wolf clone than island peril

@TDog14126 8 жыл бұрын

Nobody asked

@CrimsonMoonM 7 жыл бұрын

Ian brought up that this was a Doom clone in the video. Eastwing's comment is a reply to that statement.

@RarefoilB 7 жыл бұрын

There's varied floor heights, occasionally, so comparisons to Wolf 3D don't exactly fit.

@fan9775 7 жыл бұрын

RarefoilB Also it has a shotgun, and rocket something.

@FearMonarch 9 жыл бұрын

Always hilarious to see throwbacks to older episodes like with the pizza gift card and drivers licence XD

@kenetickups6146 9 жыл бұрын

this game is giving me flashbacks to Plumbers Don't wear Ties

@georgeandrews1394 8 жыл бұрын

The other reason why it was their only game was because the guy who designed their company logo did a bad job. Nothing says 'remember who made this game' like dark red cursive on a bright red background. |:| Granted, relative to all the other issues that this game has, logo design was the least of their worries...

@KorenLesthe 9 жыл бұрын

The only redeeming quality of this game ? James Black (as the Voodoo God) !

@Ratciclefan 9 жыл бұрын

Julien Gonin xD

@threebee754 9 жыл бұрын

The big bad totally looks like Paul Blart, and I just can't unsee it!

@zillawith3zs234 Жыл бұрын

I’ve not seen such bravery

@Elothriel 9 жыл бұрын

Wow Moose, you sure do have a lot of rubles! It was quite surprising, myself being russian and all.

@festungmittlewesten3108 8 жыл бұрын

Those "actors" had to be paid in weed.

@sosasees Жыл бұрын

in the first example after 4:45, i almost said "¡a pedestol!" after moose said "with the power of imagination, it can become"

@cannibalisticrequiem 9 жыл бұрын

As Nathan Wallace once said, "It's a thankless job, but somebody's gotta do it."

@username-mk4qv 6 жыл бұрын

Who were the juvenile pseudo-macho neckbeards who wrote this game?? This is some blatant pandering, but it's so bad it's hilarious. At least these actors are more convincing tribesmen than what we got in Amazon Trail 2.

@justinballou2203 2 жыл бұрын

You want to know a not so fun fact? Turns out Atlantean Interactive Games, the publisher of this pile of trash was just a front for a porn studio called Vivid Entertainment. A commenter on Civvie 11 channel said the same thing. It should really say a lot about this game.

@roguerifter9724 Жыл бұрын

I owned this when I was a teenager. Picked it up along with Isle of the Dead and some game I don't recall in a buy two get one free from the bargain bin sale at the bookstore of the university my parents were attending during one of my being home schooled stints.

@wren9713 9 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

@Spock1777 7 жыл бұрын

I'll give you 2 bucks for that $50 gift card to Ian's Magical Land of a S*** Ton of Pizza

@muthesquirrel 9 жыл бұрын

He can't be a hero. He's wearing plaid.

@tsnophaljakarax9963 6 жыл бұрын

Man, I lost it at the Happy Retirement bit XD

@DumbDesign 8 жыл бұрын

I love this guy's humor.

@Jordan3DS 9 жыл бұрын

I'm going to go ahead and call it, Island Peril HD to be announced at e3 for Xbox One. Xbox gamers have already shown in the past that they'll play any garbage as long as it's a shooter with long and boring cutscenes, and this game would just fit so well in the library, especially with less crashing (although not entirely out of the picture because it is Xbox after all), more FMV, and updated graphics (although the game would need to be made more brown to fit the target demographic).