he clearly is clumsy and super nervous, but his material is really good, so I didn't care it was even a bit endearing.

@@tinyuaz3653 He is NOT clumsy and nervous...that is just his way to perform..he does that same when he's performing in finnish..he just makes it look like that, but it's not about nervousness..

Or is it ? ..........................

Ralf Häggström Vsauce be like

@@tinyuaz3653 he isn't. that is his style and if you think that way, he's doing it pretty well

I know 😂😅😂 I never realized how stupid that statement is to eat everything because there are starving children in Africa 😂😂 so you gain weight and they keep starving 😂😂 he reminds me so much of Mitch Hedberg 😢😂

I would agree with that. @@lisanelke9726

Normally i speak swedish but that's not as common in Finland

@@nitrofrat i used to think that they speak Brazilisn in Brazil, Australian in Australia etc as a finnish kid

@@ozzylepunknown551that’s sounds like a dumb American comment.

There are silent letters. Have you heared of them? No. Because they are silent.

my condolences

And moreover even if he said it in a funny way, it's meaning is far deeper.

While the joke was funny, the expiry date is for the bottle's usage. Not the contents of it. And once the bottle is 'bad' it will start to affect the water. It's more an indicator of water quality, than usage.

@@eldiablo1467 Everybody knows that, lol. Why do you have to say that? To sound smart? It is called humor to come up with funny jokes by explaining a basic thing in a different, funny meaning. You can combine different words in language to make them sound funny by changing their meaning or just use an expiration date to mean that water as people normally think the content (e.g. milk) is not ok anymore. It requires sense of humor to get that.

@@eldiablo1467 Sooo, bottles made out of plastic, the thing we're always told to recycle because it takes thousands if not millions of years to degrade when thrown away, somehow degrades in a couple months when in your freezer?

@@swapnil3990 yes you got it.no wonder there are people who do not find it that funny.especially in u.s there are millions of people who don t like it.

Just like me!

How about That Finland is the Most enviromentally Friendly Country in the World, How about That Finlands Coffee Consumption is over 12 KG of Raw coffee per Capita YEACH YEAR, How about that finland has the least corrupt government in the world, How about That finland has the most heavy metal bands, How about that finland has the best education system, Ok ill admit, Im finnish but even i had to google some of this shit LOL

+Olli J I know "vittu" means fuck. but since "haista" wasn't there, I can't tell if that was an insult or not. I no speakuu Suomeksa, Señor.

cumulo25 actually "fuck" mean "naida" but is also "vittu"

Ismo did rally driving when young so he fits that stereotype.

I was wondering if anyone caught that.

The funny thing about the mother joke is that it's absolutely true X)

Its kind of the same joke Johan Glans did in 2008 :)

​@@ledrash6079 it's just a real thing that has been laughed at in finland for a long time and if someone actually does it, the responses are a lot like that. Say usually when a random drunk guy comes to insult you, with whatever topic, it's common to go with it for not to give any satisfaction to the person who said it by showing that they would have possibly gotten to you. Say someone would call you ugly and you would say: "Oh really thanks, I haven't noticed it in all of my years on earth, you must be really smart with that keen eye of yours". That type of thing.

@Laynie Wolfe Well, you did it, so thanks.

He has a PHD in physics.

@@Zwopper Not a PHD but he did study physics at a university.

@@Vanhapjuuma Oh, my bad!

Yes, great joke. Though obviously it's the leaching plastic container that is the problem. Especially if it gets transported in trucks exposed to a lot of heat. Amazing people think they are getting clean water just because it comes in a package.

I thought he was gonna recall to that regarding to the bank debt. I was mistaken.

@@ledrash6079that's what I was thinking as well. "we 3 billion dollars in debt, but the billion is silent so we good"

I mean, his bits on the words "ass" and "shit" are pretty hilarious.

Clean? He may not curse every “bit” but he has said plenty that I wouldn’t consider him a clean comic. There are comics that don’t curse at all. None. But don’t be confused…he’s frickin’ hilarious either way.

​@@briancordova4137Please name one that doesn't curse. I'm really interested in listening to a comedian that uses only clean words for making people laugh.

And where there is no punchline per say, his delivery is so good it is still funny. For example, the "letters that you write down but never say" is almost a dictionary description, yet people laugh because of the delivery: 4:05

+jehuty2seven i know, i have seen him live :D More than hilarious :D

Jehuty Gaming i have san?

seen. good now, hyväköh? :)

I have had seened

You're welcome here buddy :)

Nigga Chu Norja jäi vielä haukkumatta. Ehkei kannata vielä ainakaan ruveta kansainvälisiin hommiin.

Etunimi Sukunimi Psykoosit tulille

come! we have space!

Hope that the beside country stays beside and is as far ass possible.

Tia What does it mean? i did not get it. English is my second language by the way.

@@horzagiar88 Got it. Thanks.

@M26Thank you.

😃😆

AND DIE BY THOUSANDS OF PAPER CUTS!!!!

You should lock him up. That's how you safeguard your treasure 😂

So true.. cuz when he lived in Finland his jokes wasnt funny to me but now I enjoy them 😂

Too bad it's the exact opposite for me. His jokes are less funnier in English, altough they're still funny. My favourite joke of his is the one about christianity d:

I do have to say that for me his jokes hit better in english than in finnish. There is a bit more awkwardness in his character and that fits him very nicely :)

@@Modern-Witch the finnish one with "paloittelusurmat" was a masterpiece!

Then check out Ari Matti Mustonen

This is what happened to me in college 😅 I was the quiet one who often refused from parties till once I was "forcefully" carried in a party and we ended up having amazing time.

The vegetarian and banker jokes killed me! Lol! My new fave comedian.

R.i.p

So relatable😂

Funniest thing is that Finnish are actually like that :D

He's one funny-ass comedian 🙂

A lot of Finns don't seem to like him. I'm not Finnish but I live in Finland ... I think he's fucking hilarious. I don't generally laugh out loud when I'm alone, but this guy can make that happen.

David Andrews I am Finn, and i love Ismo!

I'm a Scot living in Finland ... he's funny in my language; but I'd have a hard time being funny in his! Helvetin hyvä komikko, though!

He is so funny because he points out the obvious. Why do we have silent letters. Ha Did you all see the word (slang) ASS?!! That’s so funny . He gets the idiocy crap the little things.

@@DavidAndrewsPEC Well... Many Finns think about well constructed humor about "obvious things" turned to comedy being mr. smarty pants... It's a shame. Because it isn't the easiest comedy to write. It's actually the hardest one.

Withholding gas perhaps? 😅 🌩️🔥🌫️😯

Its not your language, its English which originates from England and adopted by America when we owned you

@@sedii91 silly. American English is our language. And "you" never "owned" us! You tried to rule over us, but we kicked your butts back across the sea!!! LOL.

@@carolinej3661 what in the actual fuck are you talking about? "you" are "us" unless you have 100% native american blood in your veins, you do realize that right? Also I never said we ruled you, we owned you until your independence and you are european descendent as there are no such thing as american descendent people. only real "american" descendent people are the native american tribes. Also a little side note for you to think about: you speak english, you know where the word english comes from? That's right, from the England that is in Europe.

@sedii91 & @Caroline J Bruhh you are both wrong 😂 Americans didn’t come out of nowhere. Most of Americans are descendent of Europeans and especially British people

@@sedii91 😂

Not being an irish potato farmer?

me too! :D

Why don't you try "shit"?

Same!

Yep me too

The shit one is good too!

tylsimys67 Se kierrättää omaa matskuaan enemmän ku pappi raiskaa lapsia...

Juu, niin tekee kaikki muutki koomikot.. huoh.

@@devs3720 meinasitko keksiä uudet vitsit joka keikalle? Onnea yritykseen

Stratomies niin saatanasti en ole koomikko ja vastaat kaks vuotta vanhaan kommenttiin. nyt se leipäläpi tukkoon

@@devs3720 voi jumalauta oot sitte yksinkertanen.... poista se viestis jos niin häiritsee... kommenttis on edelleen relevantti niin siihenhän vastataan

maybe because the 7 is silent and actually it was yesterday

this material is stolen from a Romanian comedian... he just translated... nothing else!!! new material my ass...

@@tiberiuspanait6337 Yeah sure. Waiting for link to video.

@SukkaHiki Sorry mate, i've checked the dates and the romanian guy stoled the material from you. my mistake. very sorry again.

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if you can translate

kiitos

Norway!

Yesterday I was so Hungary. My friend told me to Czech the fridge. Right away I was Russian to the kitchen. She asked "any Turkey in there?" I replied "yeah, but there's a layer of Greece on it." And she said, "ugh, there's Norway you can eat that."

You Switz’er lands pretty wellsh. Chille!

@@EndlessSummer888 Very funny.

Se on totta, meilläkin äiti sanoi samaa kun olin pieni lapsi " syö lautanen tyhjäksi koska Afrikassa on nälänhätä"

Juhooo

I effing died when he said that joke! :D

Here's (7)5 dollars!

Seven is silent in your likes, so you have one like now.

Well, now nine years later he’s popular/famous

I paid mine away.. That money was just a loan.. xD

Well it is ruined because of the plastics so he is not wrong.

If it's shipped in the summer and the truck gets real hot, the breakdown happens before it even gets on the shelf in the store. Bottled water is useful for emergency situations and such (floods, hurricanes, earthquakes, etc.). But a good filter or distiller, depending on if you have municipal water or well water, is a much safer option.

Yeah its for the plastic but its funny to think that how lucky we are when we just found the water that was about to go bad on last moment

With the looks of Chris Farley.

That dog joke is genius.

Of course I meant "this guy"!!!!