Best of Machinima Respawn Part 2

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11 жыл бұрын

It is finally here after 4 months! Best of Respawn Part 2! Sorry about quality, try and watch in 720p.
Watch Part 1 here- • Best of Machinima Respawn
Watch Team Respawn here - / machinimateamrespawn

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@Nat-br5tm 8 жыл бұрын

My wife wasn't happy...

@mocthezuma 8 жыл бұрын

+Michael Bay You misogynist!

@davecrupel2817 4 жыл бұрын

The replies dont lie. We know who you are And we know what you've done.

@TheKodiii 10 жыл бұрын

Sark's face during the nipple story gets me laughing so hard. How he's eating that chocolate or whatever it is and gets that face paralysis laugh when something is like overload funny.

@AstroKitty 9 жыл бұрын

Fuck I miss these days, the first time I heard that michael bay part I was gone for a good 15 minutes

@ABCDjjw 7 жыл бұрын

AstroKitty was just binging respawn after the face reveal, small world

@xavierpichardo1 6 жыл бұрын

AstroKitty Of all places, I never thought I'd catch you here

10 жыл бұрын

sign Michael Bay xD i just fucking lost it at that point !

@pizzadude400 9 жыл бұрын

Would you like unlimited Sark but no Seananners or unlimited Hutch and no Hutch.

@CbaToThink1994 9 жыл бұрын

The Michael Bay part made me laugh to tears, goddamn that was funny.

@mrvicinity6350 9 жыл бұрын

i agree xD

@UnorthodoxThinking 10 жыл бұрын

Omg I haven't laughed like I just did in a longggg time. It's was by far the funniest thing EVER. Every segment was just pure comedy gold

@pow3r17 10 жыл бұрын

go watch The Legend of Mr Sark - Oldschool , 3h and 25 minutes of PURE GOLD comedy :D sark

@ubermaster134 9 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at the michael bay part that I started crying XD

@xaethe81 10 жыл бұрын

i fucking lost my shit at the nipples part XD

@glacier4286 10 жыл бұрын

You kiddin'!? I lost it throughout the entire video! xD

@i_so_late 9 жыл бұрын

4:50 to 5:50 one of the funniest minutes in history

@i_so_late 8 жыл бұрын

+gregariousjb did you watch machinima respawn and play video games (specifically COD) around 2009-2012? if not then you just probably won't get it

@laxfan727 8 жыл бұрын

+Ryan Fitzgerald I watched respawn and played cod around that time and I still dont think I get the joke? Is it funny cause the guy is trolling about how serious is he about cod and wants his account powerleveled or something?

@i_so_late 8 жыл бұрын

+laxfan727 I think it's funny cause he wasn't trolling, the kid was actually that dumb

@mellors1george 8 жыл бұрын

No it was funny because he was asking them to do things well out of date, so to say the letter was incredibly old coupled with that fact that they found the date 2 years old on it, clever joke of the writer really

@MaskedSausage 9 жыл бұрын

Marijuana and this video is a deadly combination.

@lj5125 9 жыл бұрын

So I take it you're a ghost?

@MaskedSausage 9 жыл бұрын

Larry Jepson I thought so but i bumped into a door and didn't go through :(

@tywilkins2584 9 жыл бұрын

ooh, what a coincidence. and you're right, i had to keep on pausing because i was laughing so hard!

@ChodeMaster 4 жыл бұрын

Dude weed lmao

@crazytrain58 8 жыл бұрын

I have never watched machinima respawn in my life but watch seananners criousgamer and sark (though not as often) a lot. I had always thought that Sark was the innocent one in the group....

@MandenTV 8 жыл бұрын

You're not a true fan

@crazytrain58 8 жыл бұрын

Yeah fuck your elitism. I can be a fan of whatever the fuck I want with whatever knowledge of said thing.

@MandenTV 8 жыл бұрын

Ryan Leaf no u

@waynemcclain1459 10 жыл бұрын

Never. I repeat NEVER, eat food and watch this!

@caseycollins2250 10 жыл бұрын

I nearly choked on an apple hearing one of Sark's jokes once.

@davecrupel2817 4 жыл бұрын

@@caseycollins2250 I hope you never meet him in person.

@Asaski09 9 жыл бұрын

Sark seems to be a lot calmer these days, I'm curious - was he this animated all the time back then? Absolutely crying at the vid by the way..

@EvanPlaysPc 9 жыл бұрын

+Asa It was aslibbed, but i think it was a character

@EvanPlaysPc 8 жыл бұрын

+Aven Soraster ad-libbed*, but asslibbed is way funnier so that XD

@Asaski09 8 жыл бұрын

"Hey Sark, you had your ass libbed recently?"

@Asaski09 8 жыл бұрын

***** yeah, although he was already married to Katie when he was at Machinima

@xXvioivXx232 8 жыл бұрын

+Asa I think it's cuz now he works and records from his house not at the machinema office

@AlphaQStoopid 10 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I'm dying at that intro Hahahaha!!

@peachpixiedust 4 жыл бұрын

Omg make more of theseee pleaseeee i know you haven't posted in 6 years but come back in quarentine and be the hero who gives us machinima content right now

@sL0AN3zY 10 жыл бұрын

I miss hutch nanners sark machinima

@joshm8348 9 жыл бұрын

Oh m fucking god I'm crying through all of this. Oh god it's too fucking much.

@Maria-le5jp 5 жыл бұрын

4:50 THIS IS MY FAVORITE SARKB MOMENT

@mrwri 7 жыл бұрын

the look on his face when APL has read the last line

@josephpasquini7167 9 жыл бұрын

Signed: Michael Bay Dead XD

@bookl0ver 10 жыл бұрын

I have tears rolling down my face right now

@14supersaint 5 жыл бұрын

My absolute favorite is when the whole production crew busts out laughing. Everyone is just in on the fun enjoying themselves.

@EpicM1lkman 10 жыл бұрын

I almost pissed myself at 9:53 !!!

@neaituppi7306 4 жыл бұрын

I have seen these several times over the years, and get just as hard, I mean laugh just as hard every time.

@Hazztech 4 жыл бұрын

I've never seen that blacklight clip thank you

@TLRProduction 10 жыл бұрын

That video games and bacon question probably turned out a lot better

@missesomega3435 10 жыл бұрын

The food poisoning story is hilarious! XD

@giatsu4229 8 жыл бұрын

Which episode is the diarhea story from? I couldnt stop laughin😂

@giatsu4229 8 жыл бұрын

+Mannyadock thanks :) and do you know the one at 5:50 as well?

@giatsu4229 8 жыл бұрын

+Mannyadock oh :/ well thanks anyway

@LightPrecursor63 7 жыл бұрын

It's called Dengue Fever - Black Light Retribution

@bookl0ver 10 жыл бұрын

The very beginning made me grin so much I've got jaw ache

@lewismackay9533 11 ай бұрын

This was the golden age of KZfaq. Just amazing groups of super funny people and communities like OG machinina. If not for machinina we would never have discovered such legendary content creators from seananners to Sark to inside gaming/funhaus to internet today, gassy mexican, hutch the list is endless. As much as machinina turned into a corporate sellout shithole in it's later days it was just the best thing on the internet from like 2008-2015

@mikemikesavage9004 10 жыл бұрын

9:58 Sarks jeenie face

@ethanroee 7 жыл бұрын

The question about leveling up the PS3 account makes me laugh uncontrollably every time it's ridiculously funny

@mateosantos4980 8 жыл бұрын

Makes me cry

@n0ctvrnl 6 жыл бұрын

9:50 was in my opinion a guaranteed laugh, sat here crying and having this on repeat

@bartdrent4740 6 жыл бұрын

I once got food poisoning while camping with our scouting group in the middle of nowhere, imagine Sark's scenario but with about 15 people and 1 outhouse

@ThenameisNiels Жыл бұрын

I keep forgetting., that, this is not the part, where they get on to say, that Hollywood would just get up and walk around, in the middle of thaat centipede xD

@EminemLovesGrapes 6 жыл бұрын

Ha. In the blacklight video Sark says that "he went with the chicken" but In actual episode of inbox he says "I went with the fish". Funny how he mixes them up.

@nauticahl 11 жыл бұрын

omg im watching this in class, trying my hardest ever not to burst out laughing, ive just paused it so i can calm down a bit

@MrFortehlolz 11 жыл бұрын

ohhh i love that genie episode

@whiskerbasketcreamer 9 жыл бұрын

I cried during the toilet story that was so funny

@iDontLikeYourFace100 8 жыл бұрын

Sark & Hutch together is legendary!

@blagojemarkovic2828 10 жыл бұрын

Sark is hilarious!

@Geckzorz 10 жыл бұрын

ZarathosRoflmao They were going through old unanswered mail and at the time that episode was made Black Ops II had been out for months and Seananners had left machinima earlier that year if I remember correctly.

@nickpriestly8044 10 жыл бұрын

I just noticed sark has a dart gun in his vest at the segment at 3:37

@krapalott7195 8 жыл бұрын

5:24-5:31 Sark's laugh is so precious

@MattWatchesVideos 7 жыл бұрын

Goddamn do I miss this show

@brokestudio_ 10 жыл бұрын

the start of this video cracked me up so fucking bad lmao! specially when it said Signed: Michael Bay at the end hahahahahaahahahahahahah

@MisMisWhovianposts 10 жыл бұрын

that genie would be amazing at wishes OMG

@ChodeMaster 9 жыл бұрын

I watched this on a bus. :'(

@ryankillian3247 10 жыл бұрын

Ok people the video is making me crease from laughter but try watching it speeded up or with captions on. You will not regret this. =)

@MisMisWhovianposts 10 жыл бұрын

thanks for the suggestion :D dayum sped up things are too funny XD

@Halogen_Star 9 жыл бұрын

4:45 - 5:51 my favourite part

@jaiosaable 10 жыл бұрын

what sucks is that I had that same food poisoning when I was little and it sucked

@MoonshineCorporation 11 жыл бұрын

APL slams the desk so much on inbox

@thomasmoverley7192 9 жыл бұрын

they remind me of the game society pimps

@SirCouchus 7 жыл бұрын

- Michael Bay

@ThomasPlaysTheGames 5 жыл бұрын

oof ouch rip Machinima

@Alexis2andsoOn 8 жыл бұрын

why was the thing with the account so funny?

@Trebz87 9 жыл бұрын

Would you like games or no games? ahahah... *tears*

@DaedricAaron 9 жыл бұрын

Was fisher reading parts of a paragraph from fifty shades of grey? 😂😂😂😂

@BlueAngel008 4 жыл бұрын

Good times lol.

@liolp808 11 жыл бұрын

Could anyone write out the final portion of the comment at the intro?

@NeoAnnubis 10 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, that bacon joke. I'm dying

@travissloan5296 8 жыл бұрын

You know it's a fucked up story when Sark is appalled.

@Comiccover 10 жыл бұрын

I lost it so Hard at the nipple one!

@ownedweezybaby 7 жыл бұрын

I died laughing

@yasming3979 7 жыл бұрын

You okay buddy?

@crispyandtoasty4073 11 жыл бұрын

You should change your watermark font. It looks like Isotonic Butz.

@Cracklemere 9 жыл бұрын

Is that Sark or Hutch telling the food poisoning story? I've watched this far too many times and I always thought it was Hutch but now it sounds like Sark to me for some reason. Help :O

@joshuabridge2509 9 жыл бұрын

Cracklemere It's Sark, at least I think so

@joshuabridge2509 9 жыл бұрын

Joshua Bridge Wait no its hard to work out who it was.

@Cobalt360Degrees 9 жыл бұрын

Cracklemere I think it's Sark. The laughing around 8:27 is making me think it's Sark. But sometimes it doesn't sound like him? The sheer amount of graphic detail is making me think it's him, though...

@Cracklemere 9 жыл бұрын

Cobalt360Degrees Yeah, it's certainly a Sark-esque story...

@schaapjeENelmo 9 жыл бұрын

Yup, it'a sark :^3

@caetrs 10 жыл бұрын

wich game is that at 6:26

@lolh4x 8 жыл бұрын

isotonicbutz

@Bengalboy8509 11 жыл бұрын

What episode is the Michael Bay question from?

@xyziggy420 4 жыл бұрын

I can fucking breathe, lmafu @ 5:00

@arremangamelpicoapeos9853 3 жыл бұрын

what if?

@passiveplayz7415 4 жыл бұрын

im tryna find the one where its writen on the cardboard n it mentions getting whores to do tricks

@caetrs 10 жыл бұрын

hustav ludwingson is an swedish name

@ClarkRandomness 9 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain the PS3 MW3 joke, i was completely lost,

@mikeguitar41 9 жыл бұрын

***** The writer asking for rank hacks is bad enough, but they're reading some old mail they've never read before, MW3 wasn't the latest thing anymore and Seananners wasn't working at Machinima anymore. Also, he wrote 'Stark' instead of Sark

@shepheard16 8 жыл бұрын

Would you like your mom or no mom hahahaha!

@msa016 11 жыл бұрын

05:34 lol

@t-rexfpv2653 5 жыл бұрын

0:15 to 1:10

@sillyjobbernowl 8 жыл бұрын

Or do you want your mom or no mom... -

@Airboy624 11 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Hudson21Nguyen 10 жыл бұрын

I personally dont get the joke at the part where a fan asks if they cpuld lvl up his ps3 acc, are thry laughing because its ps3, or is it because the fan is asking them to lvl it up, or something else?

@ZarathosRoflmao 10 жыл бұрын

I would really like to know why that is funny. Probably missed that one and I'm really bummed because it seems hilarious, at least for them.

@brotherERnest1 10 жыл бұрын

they are laughing because some one is seriously asking them to level up him up in a video game that is a year old. They think it is funny how nerdy it is. They are making fun of him for being nerdy.

@deertailburner 10 жыл бұрын

The reason this was funny was because the episode before, a 3-4 month letter came in and all this old mail was coming in. At the point of this letter's supposed sending, MW3 was still popular and SeaNanners was still working there. They are laughing at their own unprofessionalism.

@joeyc5879 10 жыл бұрын

It's just pathetic. Even if you're shit at the game, given enough time you'll level up.

@caetrs 10 жыл бұрын

5:01 Apl is diying and sart to XD and i died laughing

@tedeek6555 8 жыл бұрын

What game are they playing in 6:25?

@onur8033 8 жыл бұрын

+TEDEEK Blacklight Retribition.

@pontusolssonPrivat 8 жыл бұрын

+TEDEEK half life 3

@deadaphon1604 8 жыл бұрын

What do they got against PSN?

@MandenTV 8 жыл бұрын

It's trash

@deadaphon1604 8 жыл бұрын

+Manden t (-.-t)

@Bob_Evans 8 жыл бұрын

what is funny at 5:00

@DropTheMike53 7 жыл бұрын

john smith it's funny cause they were so late on the real mail. Black ops 2 was already out by then and nanner and hutch quit almost a year prior. So they were laughing at how late the mail was.