It's official. PM is an eldritch god who can only answer in riddles or obscure answers. Only a god can survive this much tumblr

I want to imagine the Stone Age vampire looks like a totally normal guy. He's lived through millennia, he knows how to fit into current fashion, even if he has a bit of a Neanderthal brow. The brow just adds to his serious air by wonderfully shadowing his eyes in a dark alley.

Can't believe this has been going strong for this long. Never change P.M, never change. Love your works!

After 1000 binge compilations it should be fused together and be called SUPER MEGA ULTRA FUNNIES.

4:32 I usually make something I refer to as "leftover bits from a taco" where i take shredded lettuce and put it in a bowl with a small amount of sour cream and some taco seasoning you can get in a big shaker from Costco and just eat it like a salad. Use romaine lettuce instead of iceberg if possible so you actually get nutrients, treat yo self. This next bit is technically "work to prepare" but instead of buying shredded lettuce (which is usually iceberg) I buy whole heads and just chop it super finely, makes it cheaper that way. Again romaine works great for this since it's already narrow enough that you only have to chop it up in 1 direction instead of 2 to get the size right. Add mexican cheese/bit of meat/crushed up tortilla chips if you wanna but I've weaned myself down to just sour cream and taco seasoning.

I haven’t been obsessed over someone’s content since 2012 Minecraft KZfaqrs, these videos are always a great way to make my day better, thanks for being amazing

2:02 As someone whose been living in florida for the past 12+ years, (finished tweens, teens, and started adulthood here) I would like to point out that Florida Woman is about as terrifying as Florida Man; and any NB I know from Florida is too chaotic for the news to even want to report about

Florida Man is a genius loci, a location spirit. It has no gender, it is merely it's title. And any and all Floridians can briefly become the vessel of Florida Man regardless of gender. Vessels of Florida Man are capable of great and/or terrible things.

3:15 Get that Melting Pot, girl! You've earned it.

"you sly dog, you got me monologueing" is definitely one of the lines that you could say comes from a metal gear rising revengence character and I would 100% believe you despite having played the game for like a thousand hours and having memorised all lines

Hearing the Neil Gaiman bit again, he has a perfect understanding of Tumblr.

this man somehow manages to fit so much tumblr energy into even his intros like the "andy, please transform me into the Normal Man" followed by the crumpling sfx read like a 4am "im so done with life and i can smell colors and im going to fight the antichrist" post

You know a compilation of “no little German boy” would be godlike

I've been a fan of yours since your aphmau days, I am so happy and proud of you and how you've grown and changed. :')

You know, following that reincarnation theory I think I was supposed to be a tree or something and that’s why I’m very mentally ill and agoraphobic and my brain hurty all the time. You can’t just suddenly give sentience to a plant out of the blue and expect it to go well

I don't even watch the smaller videos, I just wait for these to come out

P.M. Seymour 4 days on a row? We're getting spoiled.

Love these compilations PM. Keep them up!

Regarding the stone age vampire writing prompt: Laurell K. Hamilton actually wrote this encounter, and then had Anita Blake kill him.

0:54 That's my post right there. And I love how he narrated it!

Me, 4 minutes ago: "Ooh, a new P.M. Seymour video." Me, 2 minutes into the video: "Funny, but I think I've seen these before." Me, 3.5 minutes into the video: "No, no. I've *definitely* seen these before before." Me now: (reads title) "Damn it! It's a Binge Compilation."

I love your voice thank you for everything!

Wow, not even half an hour has passed since the video dame out and I'm not even subscribed, yet I've still found my way here. I should probably get around to that tbh.

12:45 Caine from vampire the masquerade. Sure he's not technically stone age but in that setting it's close enough as far as vampires are concerned

"Oh mein Gott zees is ein cave full of blüntsmoken!" Is one of the best fucking things I've heard in a while 😂😂

I was watching some of your videos with my sibling on the tv until the tv remote died and all we were able to hear was the vegan honey post within our panic of not being able to turn off the TV

The "Get 'X'ed idiot." bit was perfection and made by day by the end. XD

5:30 You know what version isn't used more than once to my knowledge? *ELDRITCH SAMAEL* Just mountainous dude coated with eyes. From the Divine Comedy. I want him to join mainstream.

Mixmaster beaters broken, beating sugar and butter by hand. This is a good soundtrack to the beginning of carpal tunnel.

Andy: types GET EDITED, IDIOT! Me: screams "Andy!" gleefully like a fangirl 😄

1:57 it's actually that the "man" in "Florida Man" refers to every human being within Florida in one time if they were to form into an amalgamated mutation

Yay, another one! My favs 💜💜💜

4:32 they already have its called dino nuggies, just put them in the air fryer for like 15 to 20 mins and boom best food ever.

1:38 I wish she explained how love rap worked

I got snuggled up under Couch Blankie to watch the Cozy Compilations, but then I remembered Weighted Blankie was on Bed. And so is Stuffed TARDIS. So now I'm watching Cozy Compilation while getting Blankie Hug from 2x Blankies while giving Stuffed TARDIS hugs, and it is good ☺️ Edit: GODDAMMIT I WAS SO COZY AND THEN AN ON CALL ALERT CAME THROUGH AND MY LAPTOP'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM. I will be back

1:56 got it, I shall now summon the dark lord

One of my biggest goals in life is to have pm Seymour read something I wrote in a cursed comments video, but I want it to be natural.

1:18 No it's a burger joint. Someone should make Dozen Guys, which IS a masculine hooters, except for pastries.

8:58 Well…it seems fate has determined I, a studying commercial baker, shall hear this declaration although two weeks behind the original upload. Someday, I will introduce myself as breadsmith. If I ever find myself working for a large corporation that produces a large portion of American pan bread, I shall make it my title.

16:15 I imagine Griffin McElroy saying this in his “Magic Brian” voice

1:54. Yeah if I treated myself like my characters in my fic's, I would need to be freaking kenny from southpark in order to survive. (Won't say which fandom, but multiple of my fic's I have killed the MC, some of them multiple times. He gets betters... sometimes.)

HE MENTIONED MATPAT THIS IS AWESOME

4:17-4:37 I can't tell you how confused I was, bc I was just listening to the video. And I thought that the 4:17 post continued onto the 4:37 post by going like this: "Me having a conversation about any peice of media: (don't say it)(don't say it)(don't say it)(don't say it) so, for example, in Megamind, they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn't hurt my tummy" I had to back check and rewatch those two parts to realize that they were two separate posts.

I like that Ranboo has a bunch of checkmarks

17:10 I can so clearly hear the Riverside supply merchant saying this, SO VIVIDLY.

4:30 well if you buy some soup from the soup store...

two jojos references in one video, you spoil me, matrick patthew.

4:34 bread, rice, frozen soup.

I want a death OC that's literally if a wolfenstein and a cod zombies happened in ww1. it would be the most fitting image of death ever. what do you associate more with death? gas masks, bullet holes and barbed wire sprouting from a walking corpse, lacking in showing any skin or exposed flesh, yet covered in soot and blood, or a long dead dusty pile of bones held together by a bathrobe.

7:36 fucking this! i watched 1 dsmp animation that somehow led me to another smp series that somehow let me to make a silly tumblr post about 2 of the characters reading eachother's sould by accident and someone really like that idea. One year later we are co-writing like 4 fanfic ideas, about 4 original projects, a fucking au comic about the characters that brought us together and turns out we share about 12 other fandoms, out of which 2 are pretty much forgotten and the only way i find people who know about those fandom is by looking in the tag

17:17 i literally just opened splatoon omg

Okay, so about the gallon bit: It depends on if it's an Empirical or a Metric gallon of liquid. They are different volumes.

I can confirm Serbo-Croatian turns any fight into a splatoon game. The Yugoslav wars were wild.

1:37 “They booed Jesus because he spoke the truth-“

19:00 is just… gold

I was drinking a soda at 12:28 and nearly died

2:04 i take both of those roles and all the others not taken but florida man (im a Floridian who goes by anything _but_ he/him)

19:55 gasp GOD NARRATOR

9:34 HELL HOLE TIME!

You’re a good singer

I mean tbf it _was_ a long road to paradise.

I have never had a messy egg-break(and I *do* crack open eggs), kneel before me peasants

0:38 What are the ratios. Namely, sass to sarcasm and sarcasm to tomfoolery.

Okay the weed cave got me

18:16 HEY! ...Accurate, BUT HEY!

15:22 ranboo mention ‼

I wonder if fish shaped ham is a suitable substitute for fish shaped solid waste

Someone asking for the chemical makeup of pmseymour makes me think they’re trying to pull a Power Puff Girls and make another.

"Neil Gaiman, what are you doing in my falafel?!"

5:35 over a week? I do that over an entire year

"you just met a stone age vampire" i think they prefer to be called pillarmen actually

12:14 bro I was watching late in the evening and as soon as this part ended the video broke wtf how'd youtube know

I got nothing funny to say. You better be having a good day PM.

was only half listening then got metaphorically punched in the throat by hearing PM call Ranboo Ran-bO and then it was the gODDAMN GAYASS POST

Why did the little german boy post absolutely end me!?

4:32 baby carrots. It’s baby carrots.

20:32 * dies in therian * XDDD fr tho, as a therian who believes in past lives this is hilarious/gen

15:40 I was trying to make myself burp and this ruined it and I'm now in eternal suffering.... How dare

Holy Cyana, I'm early!

I hope the person got to go to the Melting Pot and we find out if they did.

12:38 the pillar men, you mean the pillar men. You know? Kars, whammu, and esidisi?

4:32 Banana

4:25 raw onion

1:35 PATRICIA TAXXON

11:30 I myself am partial to the phrase “proverbial” ie “suck on my proverbial nuts”especially here where pedantically the nuts are not metaphorically alluding to anything, they are only proverbial. When you say “suck my nuts” that’s not a metaphor for anything, it means literally what it sounds like. But it’s a rhetorical request, you aren’t actually asking them to do that, but proverbially wishing something just as unpleasant upon them. The nuts themselves are indeed nuts, not metaphorical nuts. But yeah I’m not even gonna hide that I’m being purposefully pedantic for comedic effect here.

4:33 Fruit (not always cheap, but you know)

9:32 looks like they just rolled a 1

4:08 this was me when i was going for therapy for my tism (apparently im not autistic enough for orlandos standards??? so no more therapy TnT)

20:20 No they just died in the afterlife and *mental abyss* much faster than anticipated. Like, sweet jesus. They were supposed to go insane and loose their previous experiences. Not fuck the world up.

2:00: Uhh... the Florida Enbies might soon become illegal unfortunately.

HOLY GOD PATRICIA TAXXON?

1:57 they’re in florida

19:26 Acererak wrote this.

There's a movie called llamageddon

Why exactly are the binge compilation videos a thing? Do people not watch the shorter videos and just wait for the comps to come out, or do they actually enjoy watching the same content twice?

14:51 every time i see this one i get confused, why is them quoting the vine a problem?

There are three genders in death Actually cool edgy wolf with banger lines The never ending, inescapable thing we can’t escape endless decay, endless cycle, Insanity Silly little skelies. (We may have thrown a little homosexual in there on accident, I don’t think we want him)

As of 6:14 ... no I refuse to live. Being undead is more fun. I get to be spooky and cryptic

Im sure this has been said but. 19:18 Get watched. Except i would never call you an idiot because your content brings me great joy. Have a nice day. 🌙

Honestly I would agree 100% with the skeleton reaper being overused if there weren't all these ways to spice it up a little that people just... don't use. Tattoo that bitch, put butterflies/collective souls in the rib cage, the robe can be shiny, you could add a cane or not, make it a soothing character like that one animation that depicts death like a mother kindly taking you to bed. Anything you want about that skeletal dude, possibilities are endless have you seen the way they've drawn Sans? He doesn't just gotta be black and white!