Immortal words from Kindergarden Cop "It's not a Toomah!!!!"
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@fatherleo46034 жыл бұрын
It might be a tumor? Arnold: *WRONG* (shoots kid)
@trinity36314 жыл бұрын
Plot twist! The Kindergarten cop is actually the Terminator!
@thearthurmarston98974 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@cousin_ryan4 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@TheLockon004 жыл бұрын
Magnificent.
@nolyaqin3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA! THAT'S SO CRUEL
@drunkenrampage15885 жыл бұрын
0:03 That kid grew up to create WebMD.
@ramennoodz21554 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@rawtrout34024 жыл бұрын
Underraped comment
@Kenji171713 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rockBRUNO63 жыл бұрын
Underaged comment
@henrikhyrup39953 жыл бұрын
Underpaid comment
@FrostyBrewBro10 жыл бұрын
IT'S NATTATOOMAH
@andrewlegendre91949 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@sharathsh99879 жыл бұрын
Yeah...... We can see that......
@mikehunt34268 жыл бұрын
+NutBuster He is so austian it hurts
@tjimicole26778 жыл бұрын
+NutBuster IT'S NATTATOOMAH ATTOL
@prometheus84577 жыл бұрын
' Nah nah, too much. '
@mahounoahohale-bopp62858 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: It was a tumor.
@rommix07 жыл бұрын
RIP
@RPDSurvivor7 жыл бұрын
WHOOOOOOOOOO CAN SAAAAAAAAAAAY WHERE THE ROAD GOEEEEEESSSSSS
@Pssybart7 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, you're not the first person to make that joke: pics.onsizzle.com/well-mr-schwarzenegger-i-guess-it-was-a-tumor-cyanide-20072782.png
@YTWarrior1007 жыл бұрын
IT'S *NOT* A TUMOR! IT'S *NOT* A TUMOR AT ALL!
@Hirotoro46926 жыл бұрын
*toomah
@tlotpwist34175 жыл бұрын
Terminatoomah 2: Diagnostic Day
@lees.40844 жыл бұрын
Thats: "Toomahnator"
@RedDeathShinigami3 жыл бұрын
I'll not be back...
@crashpal3 жыл бұрын
"I need your xray, your ultrasound, and your ct-scan" - Doctor 800 Patient: "you forgot to say please"
@nightwolf8832 жыл бұрын
Robert Patrick plays a doctor that transforms into liquid metal
@jblasutavario95492 жыл бұрын
Lol
@st_3ph10 жыл бұрын
Put that toomah down, NOW! Get to the toomah!
@ericmonaco45096 жыл бұрын
Sheepski I'll be Toomah
@lees.40845 жыл бұрын
I'll be back... with a toomah...
@elkinsinboxinc5 жыл бұрын
Hasta la toomah, Baby!
@Willy2000ization4 жыл бұрын
Fack you, Toomah!!!! lol
@lees.40844 жыл бұрын
What you been feeding this thing? Toomahs....
@youknowwhatsreallysofunny10 жыл бұрын
It's not a tuna.
@sunebites7 жыл бұрын
Zé do Crô very fresh tuna.
@Vetmire6 жыл бұрын
thanks now I hear that lol
@xhelixshotx5 жыл бұрын
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@kimnorman16095 жыл бұрын
U can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
@nitzanasa46244 жыл бұрын
Its not a puma
@sharathsh99879 жыл бұрын
This line always cracks me up badly..... I was having a serious conversation with my friends and somebody mentioned tumor...... I was instantly on the floor laughing........
@johnnewman86735 жыл бұрын
Sharath SH same here 😂
@patricky8235 жыл бұрын
Ditto. Whenever a coworker has a headache, I chime in "It might be a tumor." Most are too young to get the joke.
@doctorfeinstone65245 жыл бұрын
@@patricky823 nobody is too young. Everybody knows this movie
@hiit87202 жыл бұрын
My mom tried saying it like him and that cracked me up
@musclemannn2 жыл бұрын
I don't get the joke 😔
@VinnyBarbarino13 жыл бұрын
haha i used to work at a seafood restaurant and one day my boss and i were doing inventory and he holds up a piece of salmon and says "ITS NOT A TUUUUNA" hahaha it was the greatest
@Brokkolesz10 жыл бұрын
What is a naughtatoomah? Sounds like he has it.
@loganmclarry9 жыл бұрын
It's his accent. He's from Austria.
@haus99129 жыл бұрын
+Logan Clarry did you hear that? that was the sound of everybody reading your comment simultaneously smacking their foreheads with the palms of their hands lol
@loganmclarry9 жыл бұрын
Not Wade Hebert Sarcasm is indeed hard to read when one does not interact with others face to face, therefore, it is not as facepalm worthy as you think.
@haus99129 жыл бұрын
Logan Clarry You don't interact with others face to face? Whatta you doing reading this comment?! Get out there and make some damn friends dammit!
@loganmclarry9 жыл бұрын
Not Wade, I guess I wrote it wrong, sarcasm is hard to identify on the internet. I do have friends, what I meant was on the internet, it is hard to distinguish sarcasm.
@jdwillis0078 жыл бұрын
Man, I never grow tired of this one liner
@jkwaffle11 жыл бұрын
"What's that music?" "I have an instrument." "It might be a tuba." "It's not a tuba!!! It's not a tuba. At all."
@Willy2000ization3 жыл бұрын
You're right it's not a tuba, it's a clarinet LOL
@thenumeratorofficial Жыл бұрын
"Haaah-haaaah-haaaaaaah!" - Squidward
@InfernusKnight10 жыл бұрын
It's Lupus.
@georgefleagle878910 жыл бұрын
For the last time, Foreman. It's not Lupus. It's Never Lupus.
@pierremourat820610 жыл бұрын
George Fleagle Shit, he's seizing. Run a Bone Marrow Test.
@jarodboada997110 жыл бұрын
What about sarcoidosis? He fits the symptoms.
@ImAshroom310 жыл бұрын
Or Erythematosus.
@jarodboada997110 жыл бұрын
One of you guys should run a MRI. Another should break into his house, see what hes been up to. The other person should run a DNA test.
@tlv1565 жыл бұрын
That kid is my favourite kid in the class. He seems to understand the harsh realities of life at such a young age. No need to sugar coat anything. 🤣🤣
@maxcadey9223 Жыл бұрын
There was always that one kid
@RobQuincyAdams11 ай бұрын
My dad lives in New York and drives a taxi. My mom hopes he's goinna die real soon. 🤣🤣
@Kruezoraxe13 жыл бұрын
I just went to an fMRI to help my friend test run her experiment. After I got out, they mentioned that they found something in my brain. It looks like nothing, but after I saw it I said "it might be a tumor" and another researcher yelled "IT'S NOT A TOOMAH". I laughed for about an hour straight haha.
@thenumeratorofficial Жыл бұрын
LOL
@GodfatherAl10289210 ай бұрын
So fake but okay
@crazylegskc Жыл бұрын
If I ever have a cancer scare and have to get biopsied and it comes back negative, this is how I want my doctor to tell me the good news.
@shannonrichardson48538 жыл бұрын
My internal dialogue every time I have a stomachache or a headache.
@ARCtheCartoonMaster Жыл бұрын
If this were Hugh Jackman, he’d be like “It’s not a choomah!”
@Htrad Жыл бұрын
Not a choomah! Kay? Mate?
13 жыл бұрын
I liked how he underlines the impossibility of it by adding "at all" :D
@EdgarTheOgre10 жыл бұрын
It's naht a tumah.
@0okamino8 жыл бұрын
It's not a tuba! It's a sousaphone.
@laurenbonner23934 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there. 😏
@thenumeratorofficial Жыл бұрын
Tuba: Whomp whomp whomp...
@Kaarel45614 жыл бұрын
Arnold quotes are priceless!
@FoxyWhispers9 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: it's a tumor.
@johnthesios513 жыл бұрын
kid from kindergarten: it might me a tumor... a fully graduated teacher: isssnata tumahh!snatatumahh!atohh..
@CallMeGaffer13 жыл бұрын
"It might be a tumor?" "ETS NAT A TOOMAH!"
@dylanpurdy69349 жыл бұрын
press 6 for "toomah" press 7 for "its not a toomah"
@riotdude79 жыл бұрын
Hahaha you can make Arnold argue with himself.
@dieselface15 жыл бұрын
F
@medexamtoolscom4 жыл бұрын
2*pi. Somewhere between definitely a tuoomah and definitely not a touuoaughmough.
@avanishkumartiwari63423 жыл бұрын
67
@thenumeratorofficial Жыл бұрын
63
@Kylul13 жыл бұрын
"It might be a tomatoe" "IT'S NOTA TOOMAHTOE!!!"
@ProdCharles13 жыл бұрын
@Rachamacha It's NAHT a ROOMAH. NAHT a ROOMAH, at ALL.
@coryboy34510 жыл бұрын
GET TO DA TOOMAHHHHHHH!!!!
@jboyyt4775 жыл бұрын
0:05 when my friend says he isn’t smart because his brain has a toomah
6 жыл бұрын
"It's nat a tumah! It's nat a tumah, at all."
@MrSideliner10 жыл бұрын
Of course it's a nadatoomah!
@F1god0413 жыл бұрын
Woman-"Arnold, I'm not feeling well. I think I might have a tumor..." Arnold--"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"
@Metallica107199113 жыл бұрын
Truly immortal words
@SG-oc3kw10 жыл бұрын
It's NAUTAHTOOMAH
@coylio33ify7 жыл бұрын
Me: Who's your favorite Giants WR of all time? Ahnold: AMANI TOOMAH!
@Steveman274 жыл бұрын
Even the Terminator can have bad days.
@tjimicole26778 жыл бұрын
I think it really was a tumor. Why do you think they never made a sequel?
@baileyk8 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, they did make a sequel.
@theplushdudes17078 жыл бұрын
+Kublai Khan Yeah, but the sequel is shit because Arnold Schwarrzenegger isn't even in it.
@nikitamakarov56648 жыл бұрын
t'was a direct-to-video release i think
@Willy2000ization8 жыл бұрын
I saw snippets of the sequel...ita ctually looks good
@linegenrou7 жыл бұрын
it was a tumor but not a toomah
@HirachieOfSociety13 жыл бұрын
You know when I said it was a Toomah? Yeah matrix yah did! I lied.... OOOOOOOOH LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
@TTWackyDog7 жыл бұрын
Get to the Toomah
@thewhitewolf30897 жыл бұрын
MikeDrop I'll be CHOPPAAAAHHHH!!!! 😆
@BronxDragon8 жыл бұрын
IT'S A TOOMAH!!!
@justinl.shults72177 жыл бұрын
it's not a TOOMAH!! not at all
@only1maddman10 жыл бұрын
This is almost as good as Get to the Choppa!
@desteddyeggroll9 жыл бұрын
Josh and his mystery videos. They get my all the time...
@OneTrueVikingbard5 жыл бұрын
Malfurion Stormrage: what horror is this? A tumor of the nightmare? Me: es naauah toomah!
@marconi3149 жыл бұрын
"It is not a tumor!" Only time will tell.
@bluestripetiger2 жыл бұрын
This movie needs a sequel---it might be even funnier now that Arnie is older. He could play a curmudgeon that is forced to be with the kindergarteners. Similar to Mr. Wilson and Dennis the Menace.
@zanethomas68652 жыл бұрын
Back when Arnie was the Governator of Calyfornyah, he had some huge sore or something on his lip or around his mouth that had to be surgically removed or something. The Daily Show ran the chyron "It's Not a Tumor" over the story. The audience was laughing so much.
@Chuked4 жыл бұрын
Google when you search up headache relief:
@arpoky12 жыл бұрын
My dad told me a story of a representative from a supplier for the company he worked at a few years ago. The guy once stopped by my Dad's office once, and while they were talking, the guy started having a bad headache, my dad said he should get it checked out. A week later my dad called the guy's office to check up on him. The receptionist said the guy had died from a brain tumor. So for him, EET WAHS AH TOOMAH!!!!'
@piggyoinkoink63527 жыл бұрын
"It's naht a toomah!" *beat* "IT'S A CHOPPA SO GET TO IT"
@hagendf5 жыл бұрын
My friend's brother had a brain tumor 5 years ago. When he got it removed and cleared the followup scan, he came on Facebook and said "What's on my mind? Not a tumor!"
@SolidMike8413 жыл бұрын
Remember when I said it wasn't a toomah? That's right teacher you did! I lied
@margaridacarvalho91749 жыл бұрын
This was so random josh lol 😂😂😂
@bfkc1113 жыл бұрын
Arnold generally seems a pretty good actor for his roles, comes across completely natural. And if one knows his old interviews, he was pretty similar to some of his over the top characters anyway... (It's still a skill to not mess it up or seem artificial when speaking a script.)
@AustrianG186 жыл бұрын
I heard this guy is a Governer - IT MIGHT BE A RUMAH
@blakegriplingph3 жыл бұрын
It's not a tumor, it's part of him being a cybernetic organism.
@thenumeratorofficial Жыл бұрын
NERD
@doorbladder57355 жыл бұрын
"blah blah blah I have a toomah growing out of my chest"
@MaximeThomasLeDeore8 жыл бұрын
"It's not a tuna !"
@uppercut702 жыл бұрын
RIP Arnie, the kid was right. It was a toomah
@umusuuk13 жыл бұрын
I was in surgery last tuesday (true story, by the way) to have a lump on my neck checked out. Today, the doctor called, and told me, it's not a tumor. Not a tumor, at all.
@MsMarc123413 жыл бұрын
-I heard you are the greatest actor in the world, but it might just be a rumor.. -ITS NOT A RUMOR!
@KennyGameOn11 жыл бұрын
"I have a headache." "It might be a tumor." Well, that escalated quickly. Arnold might have the best voice ever.
@edmontonboy992 жыл бұрын
“What’s wrong?” “I’m going away.” “You’ll be back.” “I won’t be back. I won’t be back, at all.”
@HylianSpirit4 жыл бұрын
Arnold is so essentially bad-fuckin-ass that he cancer would not dare touch. That's why the line is delivered so well.
@alanschmid65999 жыл бұрын
It IS a toomah. #blamejameis
@Guigley13 жыл бұрын
Probably one of the most unexpectedly legendary lines ever.
@back18798 жыл бұрын
If I ever get cancer and worry about having a tumor, I want my best friend to play me this scene so I can not worry.
@joelandrews112 жыл бұрын
if arnold played gimli. boromir: this is no mine, it's a tomb. gimli: IT'S NAHT A TOMB-AH.
@LpsGalaxyTV9 жыл бұрын
Who else was sent here by josh
@Mem04239 жыл бұрын
ME!
@HarryKrinkle9 жыл бұрын
Me. Is anyone else old enough to remember this? I was actually IN Kindergarten when this came out, oh...a quarter of a frickin' century or so ago...
@angelesrodriguez75809 жыл бұрын
Me
@themememan27389 жыл бұрын
+GalaxyStudios I was sent by the_bearded_wonder
@lorenioooooas9 жыл бұрын
+GalaxyStudios fuck off
@shuarma08 жыл бұрын
its not a tuna :(
@moniquejacob49946 жыл бұрын
shut up
@Victor9345412 жыл бұрын
-Hey Arnold, we heard your favorite steet fighter character was Akuma. - IT'S NOT AKUMA, NOT AKUMA. At all!
@thenumeratorofficial Жыл бұрын
You're right, it's not an Akuma, it's a Rena Rouge, waiting for a certified Numerator kiss. 😊
@pkemr413 жыл бұрын
i wanna hear him say "ITS NOT A CONSPICAY" in the same tone he said "its not a tumor"
@rajajonconcon10 жыл бұрын
ambulatory neurology in a nutshell
@ToxicHorsePucky10 жыл бұрын
Austrian accents and all?
@Blonde_Uchiha8 жыл бұрын
Fairy Tail in a nutshell right now! lel
@LoneStarVII8 жыл бұрын
WORD LOL.
@justsomedragonslayer8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@SuperSox978 жыл бұрын
I came here right after reading the recent chapter. I wasn't disappointed.
@Blonde_Uchiha8 жыл бұрын
XD Great minds think alike! b'w'b
@beckybugbee56968 ай бұрын
I had a really bad headache, worse than any migraine I've ever had. Went to the clinic who sent me to the hospital for a CT who sent me to the BIG hospital who took an MRI and told me that it was a tumor. True story.
@juliarenee70969 жыл бұрын
All the dingleberries!!!
@RandomRyan6 жыл бұрын
Friend: What have we here? Me: 0:05
@whatdoyousuppose9 жыл бұрын
I love this movie haha thanks Josh!
@ela.a429 жыл бұрын
I see you
@whatdoyousuppose9 жыл бұрын
and I see you.......... ~Lala
@braveheartbob34733 жыл бұрын
I wanna see Arnold in a Marvel movie with the super-villain Attuma. Marvel's just the right kinda humor to capitalize on this.
@goriotv202311 ай бұрын
I asked ChatGPT this: who said ITS NOT A TOOOOOMMMMMAAAAH! ChatGPT The phrase "IT'S NOT A TOOOOOMMMMMAAAAH!" is associated with the character Arnold Schwarzenegger portrayed in the movie "Kindergarten Cop." In the film, Schwarzenegger's character, Detective John Kimble, says this line while attempting to control a chaotic classroom of young children. The line has become a memorable quote from the movie and is often used humorously in reference to the film. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
@sarajeanne9 жыл бұрын
Why Joshua why?!?😹
@gunthervondietrich57869 жыл бұрын
Sara Miley IT'S NUT A 2 MA
@Nic0.Santiag08 жыл бұрын
It's NOT Akuma! It's not Akuma..
@Kuraimizu91527 жыл бұрын
It's not Akuma! It's Gouki!
@dynamicds5 жыл бұрын
Shameful 😅
@Azure74012 жыл бұрын
-Hey Arnold, I know what people have been saying about you is hurtful, but it's just a rumor. -IT'S NOT A ROOMA! NOT A ROOMA, AT ALL!
@Dan-di9jd8 ай бұрын
That kid gotta be in his 40s now the same age as Arnold in this movie. I wonder if he knows he’s a legend lol
@7estiny9 жыл бұрын
Dafuq Josh...... m'kay
@nattiegrace96049 жыл бұрын
Yes JoshuaDTV just yes!
@jennyrebecca72432 жыл бұрын
2021 and I’m showing my kids 😂😂
@BabakoSen11 жыл бұрын
I'm a toomah I'm a toomah I'm a toomah I'm a toomah I'm a toomah I'm a toomah I'm a toomah I'm a toomah Oh-oh-oh I'm a toomah
@PaulaMilko9 жыл бұрын
hahaha Joshua! what the even heck? :D
@ElsaLawrence9 жыл бұрын
Joshua. What is this and why am I here?
@jizzmoat65202 ай бұрын
Give Joshua a lil slice of pussy pie
@TheCdoggydogg13 жыл бұрын
-arnie i didnt know you were so good at playing the tuba? -its NOT a tuba...its not a tubaa...at all.......its a saxophone
@JOHNNYTILTED9 жыл бұрын
Press 2 repeatedly for Arnie slapping his head, the longer you do it the funnier it is when he says "I have a headache"
@Emilytea8 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the Draconian Toomah.
@wuzzy411237 жыл бұрын
Critical Role!
@rubyapplegate53539 жыл бұрын
What the heck josh😂
@pvrunner813 жыл бұрын
Ten years ago Arnold Schwarzenegger's mistress's abdomen was being examined with an ultrasound. Upon seeing the image from the ultrasound, Arnold exclaimed, "IT'S NOT A TUMOR!" And apparently the mother kept the child, so he couldn't say "Hasta la vista...BABY."
@roybatty-3 жыл бұрын
The plasma toomah in the 40 watt range.
@mickeandersson865810 жыл бұрын
9gag sent me
@HalfPinoyPride10 жыл бұрын
9fag
@NoNameAvailable8759 жыл бұрын
IT'S NADA DUMA
@throwaway32583 жыл бұрын
Didn't know Leclerc was an actor as a child.
@TraditionalAviator11 жыл бұрын
lol mom talks about this movie all the time. this is her favorite part |D