It's not corruption if it's Britain!

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Жыл бұрын

Governments just need to remember the golden rule!
Satirical comedy sketch about corruption and Britain...
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@indivisible4835 Жыл бұрын

This isn't corruption - it's the very best of British satire! "Synergy of influence" made me spit my coffee at the screen!

@michaelraasch5496 Жыл бұрын

I will use that one as well.

@gdwnet Жыл бұрын

This isn't corruption, it's M&S Corruption......

@maureenlancaster1694 Жыл бұрын

Me too. Great one

@RC-cy3uo Жыл бұрын

Same for me !!! So genius...

@zernebock73 Жыл бұрын

I fully expect to witness a politician use the phrase 'synergy of influence' unironically within 2 years.

@minskysfeedbackyianni1302 Жыл бұрын

@Andrew Murray I'd give it two weeks!🙄

@daveys Жыл бұрын

I’m fairly sure that someone who writes speeches will see this and work it in.

@thindo Жыл бұрын

Very true... If it was Africa or Asia... It would be called out as corruption

@sarkybugger5009 Жыл бұрын

This isn't just corruption, this is world beating corruption. The Conservative party motto: Looking out for No. 1.

@t.vanoosterhout233 Жыл бұрын

Frankly, the difference between satire and reality gets harder and harder to distinguish. Clever, the right words, the right voice.

@marcuswalters8093 Жыл бұрын

Boris Johnson really ruined satire.

@paulmoorby2297 Жыл бұрын

It will always be the same old story while the Tories are in control. when will the Working class Learn!!!!!

@clarewillison9379 Жыл бұрын

“Synergy of influence” is genius-level weasel. Or weasel-level genius. It’s both. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@Grim_Beard Жыл бұрын

If only we had some sort of office that could seriously look into the possibility of fraud.

@sulalee7413 Жыл бұрын

"Can you really do dodgy deals in drizzle?" Oh Matt, I adore you now and forever! 😆

@lovesees4320 Жыл бұрын

That was my fav..

@clivemortimore8203 Жыл бұрын

@@lovesees4320 And mine.

@ryanharris1052 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant sketch as always. I studied corruption and governance in University and it peeves me off to no end seeing clear corruption be justified because it’s happening in Britain’s. Any other country it’s clear cut. The comedy always makes me laugh, but I feel Ill remembering it’s now a reality.

@charlielynes Жыл бұрын

Hi, I work for Tory HQ. You sound perfect for our "future leader" programme. If you can provide details regarding the value of your scam-portfolio, and relevant "fiscal holiday homes", at your earliest convenience, we can have you installed as PM by Summer Recess... I look forward to our continued profits.

@oz_jones Жыл бұрын

You'd be surprised, mate

@SkyEcho7 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🤣😭 'Can you really do dodgy deals in drizzle?'

@maxharbig1167 Жыл бұрын

Killer line.

@dondoodat Жыл бұрын

One man's drizzle is another man's reign.

@maxharbig1167 Жыл бұрын

@@dondoodat Good one.

@Anmeteor9663 Жыл бұрын

No they don't. They go to private islands in the Caribbean or mountaintop villas in Italy (without the security detail)...

@nalodailec Жыл бұрын

You're going from strength to strength with this excuse for a government. Thanks ❤

@pitpossum2 Жыл бұрын

Both extraordinarily funny and painfully accurate...

@BevMattocks Жыл бұрын

Absolutely brilliant! TBH I'm sick to the back teeth of these individuals whose only purpose is to avoid tax and make each other richer. We need a general election PDQ.

@mozartsbumbumsrus7750 Жыл бұрын

GE? 1st past the pub. PDQ, today, next week, 2024, but it doesn't matter because democracy in name only is no democracy.

@eddieharris6004 Жыл бұрын

Need a General Election?.....think i would rather stick with the conservatives rather than Keir Starmers Labour party. At least it is transparent greed, corruption, and nepotism, not something wrapped in hypocrisy.

@Martin-bx1et Жыл бұрын

It's TORY Britain

@lowerorchard Жыл бұрын

I’ve just noticed, “Tory Britain” is an anagram of “Not Corrupt Us”!! 😂😂

@shadowside8433 Жыл бұрын

Oh so wonderful - these guys running the country are really patriots.... honestly.....

@BobGolob Жыл бұрын

"Synergy of influence" that's it! Who can have problem with that ?

@roderickmain9697 Жыл бұрын

The Golden rule is "Them that has the gold makes the rules". :-)) Not forgetting "Politics is about helping people and your a person. Right" :-)) or we can turn to religious texts which say "The Lord helps those who help themselves". :-)) Well played Matt.

@lovesees4320 Жыл бұрын

But God help anyone who gets caught helping themselves, as my Grandad used to say🕊️

@dlood Жыл бұрын

The last line is absolutely brilliant!

@dondoodat Жыл бұрын

It wasn't corruption, it was a jape. High jinks by the chaps.

@nickthenoodle9206 Жыл бұрын

Spot on as usual. Matt is outstanding.

@peterburnett1661 Жыл бұрын

Oh Matt, I didn’t realise you are the new Conservative Chairman.

@johnpritchard8946 Жыл бұрын

At the start of another drizzly day in "Synergy of Interest" Britain the silver lining, that puts a smile on your face, is a Matt Green video. Thanks Matt for yet another gem.

@petermckinney6799 Жыл бұрын

"Synergy of influence" is very good!

@nowster Жыл бұрын

No job is just too big for him, unlike the current PM, one wonders?

@andrewgn7430 Жыл бұрын

I so want that T-shirt - it’s not corruption if it’s Britain 😅 cheers Matt 😂😂

@samgrainger1554 Жыл бұрын

It bafflea me that we don't call it corruption

@CMI2017 Жыл бұрын

A very clear training video for Tory party candidates. Well done. And no doubt will be more remunerative than the YT revenues.

@Chrisblottphoto Жыл бұрын

Hitting the nail on the head yet again. Great work.

@tamara3984 Жыл бұрын

I guess this is my new favourite until the next one. Brilliantly done.

@Anmeteor9663 Жыл бұрын

Oh so tragically true😭 I have been mouthing off about this exactly thing for years thinking its only me that sees this for what it really is. Thank goodness there are others out there with eyes ears and brains engaged. At least its not corruption coz we don't have that in Britain.

@davidmcculloch8490 Жыл бұрын

"Synergy of influence." A great phrase for the next Tory manifesto. Matt should charge royalties for that one.

@Conservator. Жыл бұрын

I hope Matt will never accept any offer to become a spin-doctor or we will be lost.

@maxharbig1167 Жыл бұрын

Yep. If they got him on board he'd tie us in knots, take us to the cleaners and we'd probably endeup thanking him for having convinced us to vote for something totally against our own interests. A master of political gobbleydegook.

@jenlewis9002 Жыл бұрын

Don't be giving them ideas, Matt. Brilliant as always. My god, they're keeping you busy but keep going for us that despair at what is going on.

@VerbalEarthworm Жыл бұрын

Top notch satire! 🥇

@nicholasdickens2801 Жыл бұрын

That’s so true. Sadly our morals got killed off since 2010.

@_____alyptic Жыл бұрын

'Because we're all about helping people, and if you're a people, then you'll support us!' ⚒️ 🇷🇺

@zetectic7968 Жыл бұрын

When I was young corruption only happened in foreign countries: how times have change. Once again Matt prove he has his finger on the pulse of the comedy vein

@shairafaiza7261 Жыл бұрын

I hope this is a joke 🙃🥲

@zetectic7968 Жыл бұрын

@@shairafaiza7261 Why?

@bloognoo Жыл бұрын

Gods you're fast turning these out. Brilliant! Keep it up!

@jonc67uk Жыл бұрын

"Synergy of influence" is pure Gus from drop the dead donkey lol. Perfect.

@martinradcliffe4798 Жыл бұрын

Sadly, this is basically their argument.

@keithscholes6158 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant use of comedy to expose the truth. Touching not just on those who directly perpetrate the corruption, but the passive acceptance of those of us who sit by and let it happen. When I hear of the misdeeds of those in power, there is always that niggling doubt that their excuses might be true because of an almost unconscious feeling ‘that this can’t be happening here’. Thanks for helping to open my eyes just a little more.

@carlpeberdy9086 Жыл бұрын

'Synergy of influence' - absolutely brilliant, and the knowing look at the end put me off my dinner!

@kellahella5286 Жыл бұрын

OMG, SPOT ON😂😂😭😭

@AWMJoeyjoejoe Жыл бұрын

"Corruption is something that happens in other countries. Hot ones, probably." Brilliant. Just brilliant.

@chrisstewart7420 Жыл бұрын

Top stuff again Matt best political satirist for years. Keep going.

@rosemarystewart7405 Жыл бұрын

What to say ? So funny , and so true.On the nail as usual Matt. What would we do without these videos. ? Can't wait for the next one.

@BritishRosie-es3zr Жыл бұрын

Nail hit firmly on the head. Perfect skit as always!

@erikdekuil4629 Жыл бұрын

This is by far the best way to describe contempary British (tory) politics

@oz_jones Жыл бұрын

>implying other parties arent corrupt

@starmersbarber Жыл бұрын

This is chillingly convincing Matt. Maybe you'll be offered work by Tory-orientated think tanks soon...if you haven't already!!!!!!!!

@chrisfarrell8796 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes the Father Ted defense never grows old, the money was merely resting in my account Dougal😂

@wildman2012 Жыл бұрын

It's not a crime if you don't caught!

@TheCrimsonLupus Жыл бұрын

This would be hilarious if this wasn't already government policy

@bristolrovers27 Жыл бұрын

Excellent on point clip Loved it

@hangforh6320 Жыл бұрын

spot on again matt

@chrisd924 Жыл бұрын

It's not corruption if you are wearing an Ermine... It's Britain.

@chrisd924 Жыл бұрын

Keep up the great work Matt, you had me in stitches.

@rosemarybishop5776 Жыл бұрын

This is so depressingly brilliant!

@klausschumacher7126 Жыл бұрын

It's not comedy it is reality 🤣🤪

@lucienwilliams4359 Жыл бұрын

So many Hunts so little morals

@iainb1577 Жыл бұрын

Well said.

@TheMadSqu Жыл бұрын

I am sold on this! If someone would give me at least 10 Million I would see what I could do for them.

@philipprudhomme6967 Жыл бұрын

Helping other people? It's not even corruption if you're caught red handed helping yourself, apparently. Those stables don't heat themselves, y'know.

@pierremartini2229 Жыл бұрын

"Dodgy deals in drizzle" 😂😂😂

@lukaszepesi Жыл бұрын

Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap, favorite song of every politician.

@nickimags1335 Жыл бұрын

So good! 😂

@Rai_Te Жыл бұрын

It's all a huge misunderstanding ... What we see is the rehearsal for a remake of "For a few dollars more".

@annethroop229 Жыл бұрын

Making the truth so glaringly obvious it hurts. Excellent.

@alancsizmazia2773 Жыл бұрын

Very good Matt. Tell it how it is.

@mrpositronia Жыл бұрын

Some new Conservatives will watch this thinking it's an official ethics training video. I mean, it may as well be, so what's the difference.

@alexfishwick9342 Жыл бұрын

Superb as ever😂

@MiguelBortfeldt Жыл бұрын

Outstandingly brilliant! "Synergy of influence" - the art of spin at its best. You have indeed outdone yourself Matt, bravo!!

@amniote69 Жыл бұрын

Now I'm in doubt about my personhood!

@janetgough6585 Жыл бұрын

Launch an independent investigation run by... Feckin brilliant, Matt

@graemehancocks4171 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant. It is 😂 - but sadly also true. I think we have become a corrupt country.

@janelloyd7601 Жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah !!!! Bang on! Matt Green you legend!

@fromgermany271 Жыл бұрын

Wasn’t England the place where pirates had a king’s/queen‘s uniform, some time ago?

@lovesees4320 Жыл бұрын

Thank You Mat🤗

@charlielynes Жыл бұрын

A Party Political Broadcast, on the behalf of the Conservative Unionist national trustees. 🧐

@susansantapola Жыл бұрын

Fabulous Matt as always. 👍

@Demun1649 Жыл бұрын

I was larfing proper like, at wot you done. Then I suddenly stopped as it hit me. BoJoke, Shoesnake, Glove, Reet Smugg, Deadwood, Cashful, and the like REALLY believe this to be TRUE. They are privileged, and deserve the cherries on top of everything else. There is no irony with them, it is a fact, (or fatcat), of life. I am now burning with the heat of a righteous anger. And I want, nay demand, REVENGE.

@alexscott1257 Жыл бұрын

Beautifully crafted!

@neilmciver3149 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant, thanks Matt.

@martincopeland8153 Жыл бұрын

How about putting your Bullingdon “burn a £50 note in a homeless man’s face” Club crony on the “Committee for Standards in Public Life”; the Ethics watchdog that gave us the Nolan Principles, like Boris? Perhaps Rich! Could fill the vacant since 2021 member’s seat with an ex-Tory Party Chairman, say by next weekend.

@An-Ma Жыл бұрын

How do you define exceptionalism. 😂. Nice one again, Matt👍🌷

@christinavuyk2026 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂

@TheEvertw Жыл бұрын

These videos are criminally underwatched!

@annholland7848 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant, says it all.

@upontheroof Жыл бұрын

Spot on as usual. Get that tour sorted out, we all need moments of sanity and quality entertainment to look forward to.

@billburnhope2176 Жыл бұрын

Pass me some cash,I’ll see if it works?

@Kj16V Жыл бұрын

Synergy of influence

@jezlawrence720 Жыл бұрын

Honestly you didn't need the sketch the thumbnail was perfectly hilarious haha

@gruntymchunchy1527 Жыл бұрын

Bullseye! The corruption and poverty Best ignore it I suppose.

@StratsRUs Жыл бұрын

Always Great. Always True.

@Traceva Жыл бұрын

Loved the fact that you didn’t put up the British flag when you referenced B**** J****** and the BBC Chairman Dodginess

@cristinapita5913 Жыл бұрын

Matt brilliant.. and I say this as a person from one of those hot countries..

@nrobertson33 Жыл бұрын

Just brilliant

@SilverDomUK Жыл бұрын

Tsk tsk Matt, it's clearly "thinking outside the box".

@Paul_C Жыл бұрын

The bad thing: They actually think it is supposed to be this way.

@ardrek_ Жыл бұрын

Is this your application to be the next independent ethics commissioner??? 😆

@jackreacher5667 Жыл бұрын

Both sad and funny at the same time.