It's "Okay" To Poison The Kids In Job Simulator VR

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3 жыл бұрын

I started a restaurant in Job Simulator VR and it was traumatic.
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@rensv7928 3 жыл бұрын

You know what they say: You can't spell poison without 'son'

@dragonnestking3418 3 жыл бұрын

Hello again

@rockstarbonnie7153 3 жыл бұрын

And you can't spell mass genocide without mass or genocide or children slaughter without laughter!

@usmanaliraza8342 3 жыл бұрын

@@rockstarbonnie7153 this got dark... I was gonna write "Poizon" but...nvm...

@No-tg6ib 3 жыл бұрын

You cant spell poison without oi

@tylerspillers7581 3 жыл бұрын

M ‘mmmmm. ‘Mdttxt

@Darthlevidious 3 жыл бұрын

"can I read you today's specials, I've got 1 soup and two delayed abortions" Crusty you are an absolute madman. I love it.

@ze.mememaker529 Жыл бұрын

“Two delayed abortions” 💀💀

@cheeseburber4899 3 жыл бұрын

Ahh the god of comedy himself but I’ll drown you in the fish tank -crusty 2020

@ToppyDreemurr 3 жыл бұрын

"Hang on, I'm developing feelings of hatred." Never fails to make me laugh

@kravengaming3297 3 жыл бұрын

As a cook myself, i can attest that this was very acurrate to how things work in a restaurant. And such a perfect representation of the way customers are viewed. Sheerest of perfections.

@kiritadoshi 3 жыл бұрын

It’s a good day when crusty uploads. His ability to compartmentalize his different performances/vibe on the various games, while still making them immediately recognizable as “Crusty” is phenomenal. Truly a born performer.

@YoWsgDex 3 жыл бұрын

V O C A B U L A R Y

@redgit9905 3 жыл бұрын

Vodkabulary

@ricardoalmeida1951 3 жыл бұрын

"Hang on, I'm developing feelings of hatred." 😂😂😂😂😂

@kitsu1379 3 жыл бұрын

"...I'm developing feelings of hated. I predict a customer will arrive..." since I started working in retail 2 years ago, I can honestly relate to this statement more then I would like.

@Pyrodorah 3 жыл бұрын

"Oh the health inspector is here." Crusty holding poisoned tea: Does he want tea?

@deanaanderson7953 2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@willisworkman1523 3 жыл бұрын

The dislikes are from gordan Ramsey’s secret acounts

@victoriafandom5899 2 жыл бұрын

Like we can see them now

@OlaftheGreat Жыл бұрын

I never thought I'd miss this "dislikes are from x" meme

@rosethornpotato4420 Жыл бұрын

Yas😊

@mynameisdonaldduck8536 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@BuckVR Жыл бұрын

@nopity3057 3 жыл бұрын

Darth Vader: "I prefer the direct approach when it comes to killing children."

@9Der6Ketzer9 3 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there

@gamingwithmatt9561 Жыл бұрын

Youngling slayer 9000™ go brrrrrrr

@caveman8971 3 жыл бұрын

"Todays specials one soup and 2 delayed abortions" hands down best thing I've heard today well done good sir a good laugh to end my day 😂😂

@SoundwaveSuperior1991 3 жыл бұрын

I did die laughing when I heard that I might have to steal it for future use 😂

@charlesdolling25 3 жыл бұрын

You are wrong that was the best thing you have heard

@fran7338 3 жыл бұрын

"Pete's souperia and abortion clinic, when the lost of yesterday *is today sauce*

@Ericstone00 3 жыл бұрын

4:30 KEEP PRESSING IT!

@meganfrancis862 3 жыл бұрын

Do you not want A piece of meat in my soup

@jazzy7938 3 жыл бұрын

As usual , bringing comedy to quarantine for everyone's lives 😂👏

@poofy1655 2 жыл бұрын

Oh,u guys in July RN? OHHhHh Trust me quarantine is gonna get wayyyy worse

@davidmatthewsmith429 2 жыл бұрын

No you

@poofy1655 2 жыл бұрын

@@davidmatthewsmith429 @youmissedtbejoke

@kainelivesay25 3 жыл бұрын

This is the most entertaining midlife crisis I’ve ever seen.

@XPLexi_ 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@kylenu8311 3 жыл бұрын

"Awww that's so sweet, now they're gonna run out and get hit by a vehicle. ...I'm so lonely" Aren't we all 🙃

@deanaanderson7953 2 жыл бұрын

“Sir are you aware that this steak is a piece of s___?”

@enhancereal 3 жыл бұрын

I remember when I started watching you when you were at 10K it's insane that you're already at 130K!

@ollie4425 3 жыл бұрын

yeah but did u watch his old channel, yeah thats what i Thought

@eriksonne8706 3 жыл бұрын

That's because there are two types of people: People who follow Crusty and people who haven't heard of him yet ;)

@YoWsgDex 3 жыл бұрын

@@eriksonne8706 theres about 5 billion people who haven't subbed to Crusty... yet ;)

@NatashaWinland 3 жыл бұрын

A disco toasty. 😂 I just love the English accent so much. Good work as usual crusty

@Ricky-mn8eu Жыл бұрын

I love it when crusty just completely looses it and just starts yelling at everyone. I love your stuff man

@stevehensley6969 3 жыл бұрын

“That’s a very unrealistic stereotype and I am offended by it.” 🤣🤣🤣

@motosagela 3 жыл бұрын

"Shall I read you today's specials? I got one soup, and two delayed abortions" @4:32 hahahahaha

@letsgochamp3253 3 жыл бұрын

At first I thought he was playing a character, Now I think quarantine has got to him.

@gagewalker770 3 жыл бұрын

Its been well before quarantine 😂

@jamiemiller1482 2 жыл бұрын

It got to us all a bit

@strawberryshake8509 3 жыл бұрын

You should make a playlist of all the songs you've ever sang while doing vids 😂

@ianelder1648 3 жыл бұрын

Every time I watch you I think of jack sparrow when he’s had to much rum

@thekingofdarknessandlight4290 3 жыл бұрын

Ya know, despite the fact that I’ll probably suffer from multiple different levels of painful food poisoning and/or death, I’d still go to Crusty’s restaurant. I mean the service seems excellent, and who doesn’t love watching a crazy guy cook?

@johnseder7840 3 жыл бұрын

9:41 this rant is the best thing I've heard all week

@ghostpants4081 3 жыл бұрын

Satan watching Crusty videos: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

@liability3736 3 жыл бұрын

Ramdom Robot:That's got to be the greatest Robot I've ever seen. Crusty: Or so it seens.

@jackdog06 3 жыл бұрын

Oh god the tomatoes joke really got me.

@dryturkeymemes2195 3 жыл бұрын

That joke at the end was brilliant

@JosephM101 2 ай бұрын

Agreed

@AnnoyingTiger888 3 жыл бұрын

You are so damn precious. I lost it when you noticed the bread shaped handle ♡

@floppa_whoppa9191 3 жыл бұрын

“Okay”

@The_Archi-Tech 3 жыл бұрын

Me:sees title Also me: ok

@Chudwaffle945 3 жыл бұрын

Crusty never disappoints

@crayonmuncher5068 2 жыл бұрын

Brother

@Jimothyjohns 3 жыл бұрын

8:20 based on Crusty’s Twitter, I feel like he is speaking from experience

@tula.xgaxha4938 3 жыл бұрын

Yes! I was waiting for this! After the ads I will enjoy this ;w;

@t0x2in 3 жыл бұрын

I’m I the only one that thinks his voice is so calming

@Yourlovelyghost 3 жыл бұрын

Nope, I completely agree!

@zeeshanmiah6493 2 жыл бұрын

I love his voice it sounds like me after taco bell and taking laxatives

@DMMacaw 3 жыл бұрын

I'll drown you in that tank. I like him already

@phoenix_yippee 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he is like this in almost every video

@williamnanney4799 3 жыл бұрын

You need to watch him play skyrim vr, beesparkle is incredible.

@ragnar2068 3 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of Jack Sparrow

@erinvirrueta7504 27 күн бұрын

SAME MY EXACT THOUGHTS

@forgotten453 3 жыл бұрын

As soon as I watched that animation I want to watch the original for the 1700 thousand time I’m not complaining tho I will always love your videos keep up the good work and don’t give up because your Chanel is gold 😂😅👏🏼👏🏼

@maisyy5408 2 жыл бұрын

"I'll drown you in the fish tank.... but first we wash our hands"

@schokoschock5916 3 жыл бұрын

Your videos are great and so funny! I just love your videos! Or in German : Ich liebe deine Videos einfach nur! Greetings from Germany

@thisismyusernamesoihopeyou6069 3 жыл бұрын

Hi from england

@bestontheapp 3 жыл бұрын

Moin diiggi der Typ is legende

@autismgaming5311 3 жыл бұрын

Hey crusty love the vids I’m getting a psvr for Christmas and am going to play surgeon simulatori sugest you play it

@babaloo8252 3 жыл бұрын

He has

@kiritadoshi 3 жыл бұрын

Just a fair warning, Psvr really only has game exclusive (oculus has their own slew of exclusives) to hold over other various systems. Imo a better choice would be the oculus quest. They are around the same price and the quest does not require a pc to play. There are credible links (as the website that has reported them have a history of leaking correct information regarding Oculus) that say an upgraded oculus quest is in full production this month (if I remember correctly, for sure this summer). If these leaks are in fact true then it might even be a good choice to wait until the VR system (most likely) releases around Christmas. I have used PSVR and an Oculus Rift S (the rift s is comparable to the oculus quest) and personally I would choose the oculus any day. There are various reasons but they boil down to the PlayStation systems limits and...what can only be described as general worser quality. So again I’d research a bit more (if you haven’t already) before deciding. PSVR has its own little corner in the VR world and that has its advantages (mostly on game exclusives) as well as its disadvantages.

@absoluteboyo226 3 жыл бұрын

Kirito Tadoshi yeah i’m going to save up for an oculus quest and i’m getting the 128 gigabyte one even tho apparently games don’t take up that much storage

@chubster3271 3 жыл бұрын

Autism Gaming get a oculus quest. its very good, no wires and no pc. rlly good.

@chubster3271 3 жыл бұрын

Shrek • 8 years ago get the 64 gb oculus quest. cause if you run out of storage you can just attach a hardrive to your headset and put your games into the hardrive. thats what i did and it worked well. i attached it to the back of the headset as it helps balance the headset. (the headset is slightly front-heavy)

@cottontailfetish2305 5 ай бұрын

15:28 'GET COOKING' *shits out meatballs onto the table*

@The_musical_gamer 8 ай бұрын

Such as but not limited to dying has made me laugh harder than I have all year

@kaidenflint4557 3 жыл бұрын

I was watching another KZfaq video then I seen that Crusty uploaded and left the other video ☺️😂

@dragonnestking3418 3 жыл бұрын

Once again, Jack Sparrow returns to make us laugh.

@bennyelmntrx 12 күн бұрын

I'm so glad I found you through WPE. This is hilarious!! Love your sense of humour and I can't wait to see more of it

@jasongehman9020 2 жыл бұрын

"I can do comedy." Bruh you are already comedy gold. This is a compliment.

@Lustie 3 жыл бұрын

When he stuck his head in the microwave God I felt that

@williamnanney4799 3 жыл бұрын

16:30 That was actually incredible! I dunno what I was expecting. Can you please do stand up comedy? You are great at comedy. You have achieved comedy. Comedy is great.

@DaSauceDatsBoss 3 жыл бұрын

"They are really stepping on ta-my -toes"

@peterfreeman5121 9 ай бұрын

“I never used to drink, and then I started working here five minutes ago.” I can’t stop laughing at this line

@miobiuscrimson2828 3 жыл бұрын

When I first read the title I was like wtf? But then I saw that it's Crusty and was like "yeah, he might as well do that".

@Kuasar9 3 жыл бұрын

"have some meat to hold you over" *Throws meat at a child* "oh he felt nothing he is dead inside" *child*

@IcarusOFFlame 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he threw meat at an offensive British stereotype.

@MissMadiaonLOLZ 5 ай бұрын

"Have some meat to hold you in, he's dead inside"😂😂😂

@snowwfox9209 3 жыл бұрын

This is my first time watching him and he sounds like a funny Jack sparrow

@KelseyRBX 2 жыл бұрын

“Our new restaurant shall be a success,” “And if it is not, I’ll drown you in the fish tank” “But first, wash my hands..”

@mexicanbatman8157 3 жыл бұрын

I Imagine the FBI has a file on him

@class397official 7 ай бұрын

3 years later and its still funny 😂

@peteshaw5007 3 жыл бұрын

this channel makes me deal with life

@brysik7895 3 жыл бұрын

"I mean, I've eaten a lot worse than this" I'm dead

@Watcher-xf3nr 2 жыл бұрын

He's like Jack Sparrow mixed with Cicero with anger issues while also being drunk.

@big_beenie9632 3 жыл бұрын

Never seen a chef as good as he each plate is a masterpiece

@blakelindsay9321 3 жыл бұрын

You know what they say you can’t forget soap in the tea: Special drink

@eriksonne8706 3 жыл бұрын

An ancient Norse legend says that everytime Crusty poisons a child, a kitten gets its wings

@jacklazer2301 3 жыл бұрын

" I've got 1 soup and 2 delayed abortions " I think Crusty found a new way to.... Bring butterflies to his garden

@cottontailfetish2305 5 ай бұрын

14:38 *place burning down* 14:49 'BLOODY HELL THE PLACE IS ON FIRE'

@arspreetandmehreen4261 5 ай бұрын

10:13 she’s a b&$?!

@Kitsune-gx7km 3 жыл бұрын

Can you please do some more surgeon simulator? Ps. You are the funnest KZfaqr I’ve known for so long. Please never stop playing. Also goddamn you’re tall.

@YoWsgDex 3 жыл бұрын

How tall would you say he is,

@Kitsune-gx7km 3 жыл бұрын

Rush Hour Maybe 6’4?

@JosephJoestar-of3vm 3 жыл бұрын

He sound like a modern-day jack Sparrow & murdoc from Gorillaz

@LostWolf911 3 жыл бұрын

The moment when your trying to say something funny but you just can’t think of anything oh boy this is awkward

@JackSilver1410 3 жыл бұрын

Having trouble being funny? I can give you a hand.

@LostWolf911 3 жыл бұрын

Rj Peterson that would be great

@Whimsy3692 3 жыл бұрын

*literally watches 3 videos by IAmCrusty, subscribes three days later* *sips wine cooler* Me: You're on your way, kid.

@elainebyrne9987 10 ай бұрын

“I just bit into a whole bloody orange”💀 8:20

@Ultimate_Kars 3 жыл бұрын

1:24 Crusty is a secret Sith confirmed.

@storyteller6348 3 жыл бұрын

Gday

@salty5364 3 жыл бұрын

Rift Matrix congrats on you being first

@salty5364 3 жыл бұрын

Oh and I liked his comment

@ImKent 3 жыл бұрын

The intro already told me this video will be 👌

@thedreadfort Ай бұрын

The olive on the. samwich looks like the tf2 sanvich

@pumaperfectgaming9654 3 жыл бұрын

*I forgot he doesn't live in America. So when he said, "Just throw it on the street!" He meant it. It's not taboo. I forgot people throw things on the street other places. I- I have to si- wait. I'm already in bed. My heads spinning. I- what kind of horrors have I taken as comedy?! Why?! I just- can't.*

@KrispyRodent 2 жыл бұрын

This guys voice is absolutely amazing

@CakeWorld2342 8 ай бұрын

'That's really sweet now they're gonna go run out and get hit by a vehicle'😂😂😂💀💀💀

@deaconsquares9922 3 жыл бұрын

Omg I’m developing feelings of hatred lmao I laughed my gf awake.

@Justaguy_21 3 жыл бұрын

This is honestly the greatest video ever made no 🧢

@silkeeyermann6514 Жыл бұрын

an pizza with apple souce hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahhahaahahahaha🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

@CakeMan-mz8ze 3 жыл бұрын

Please do auto mechanic soon, your commentary is the funniest I’ve seen in years 💕

@The-True-KingYT 2 жыл бұрын

6:26 Captain Jack Sparrow impersonator discovers he has Fortune III Enchant

@Kiwigirl12 2 жыл бұрын

9:38 “we get a free cake right” “uhh no” this had my dying 🤣

@MattF-mt4en 5 күн бұрын

10:09 "YOU STUPID PINK HAT WEARING SON OF A-" had me dead

@andyknotek1123 6 ай бұрын

I’m sick rn and I don’t care that every time I laugh I do not care that cough violently these videos are still very funny.

@UltraNinja 2 жыл бұрын

This is first video I've seen from you and fuck it's hilarious. I also really like how your voice sounds. You got an extra subscriber!

@Coelhone46 3 жыл бұрын

litterally passed 1 second in the video and crusty already make me laugh

@dominicjones3957 3 жыл бұрын

This man gives me straight up Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) vibes

@ThEF0glsHEre Жыл бұрын

Crusty's voice gives me the wolf from into the woods vibes and I'm loving it

@frosted5603 3 жыл бұрын

0:34 IAmCrusty: oh you felt nothing, hes dead inside Me: Same

@yeetknight5639 3 жыл бұрын

Really appreciate youre work on the job

@TrailofRuin 3 жыл бұрын

Crusty makes me smile and laugh out loud evertime.. I salute you sir! (Chopping off my own hand and waving it in the air)

@elaxerblaxer Жыл бұрын

15:56 I love how the Gordon Ramsey bot just interrupts him and insults him lmao! 15:35 lmao

@veldajones2966 Жыл бұрын

Crusty changed quickly when chef bob Ramsey appeared

@marik2593 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much for listening to your subs! You are awesome man, keep up the amazing work! Love your videos

@Gostfacer Жыл бұрын

Ok cool I'll be there in the first time since I was almost there is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you to get a good night's sleep and main course at a time when the maze runner beans on it and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you.