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Heretic Historian

Heretic Historian

Күн бұрын

1204 worst year of my life
France: • Les Terres Saintes - F...
Spain: • Levanta Pascual - Span...
America: • Civilization V OST | H...
Byzantines: • Dark Piano - Sociopath
Germany: • Teutonic Knights Type ...
• Sergei Prokofiev - Bat...
England: • Medieval Song Village ...
Mongolia: • Hunnu Guren - Batzorig...
Egypt: • Jotaro's Theme Egypt M...
(Credit to MasterofRoflness for using that song first for Mamluks, I tried to find a better one but the JoJo song is just too perfect.)

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@heretichistorian
@heretichistorian 2 жыл бұрын
An artist named Calcium made a countryball version of this video, check it out here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i-CCp8KlmNyshJ8.html
@iviltri
@iviltri 2 жыл бұрын
MUSIC 0:14 SAY IT TO ME PLEASE
@ameerabdullah1129
@ameerabdullah1129 2 жыл бұрын
Also you should have added alauddin khilji defeating the mongols as well as the dai viet
@Calcium-im8yh
@Calcium-im8yh 2 жыл бұрын
lean :]
@sylvesterstalin7109
@sylvesterstalin7109 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ptNigdCQ0rXVoZs.html It’s finally here
@tremendousyeet3467
@tremendousyeet3467 2 жыл бұрын
@@Calcium-im8yh "It's yOooou!!" -Rigamarole
@CalacaRoja
@CalacaRoja 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Some historians agree that the Mongols lost to Japan partly thank to the Chinese who sabotaged the construction of their ships, mostly sunk before arriving at Japan. Japan will repay it hundred of years later by doing *ABSOLUTELY NOTHING* at Nanking in 1937.
@not_so_anonymous7413
@not_so_anonymous7413 2 жыл бұрын
They are basically aholes
@munkhazaya29
@munkhazaya29 2 жыл бұрын
Also another factor is that we used Chinese and Korean conscripts instead of actually skilled Mongolian soldiers
@santiagoossa2301
@santiagoossa2301 2 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t it that they asked for an unreasonable amount of boats in too little time so the builder just turned river boats into warships not changing the things below, making them unstable and easy to sink?
@munkhazaya29
@munkhazaya29 2 жыл бұрын
@@santiagoossa2301 the hujaa ships (junks) weren’t meant for traveling the choppy waters of the Korean straight. The Korean ships were of higher quality and less numerous while junks were numerous so khublai khan in his great wisdom decided to use coastal use ships for a invasion of a land surrounded by stormy waters
@cristobalsapiain2709
@cristobalsapiain2709 2 жыл бұрын
And China is the "baddie"
@domib.3924
@domib.3924 2 жыл бұрын
I really like how America was featured. No one even thinks about that kind of stuff. Yes, America was here in medieval times.
@roseydreams2199
@roseydreams2199 2 жыл бұрын
They be vibin
@ryokiritani4187
@ryokiritani4187 2 жыл бұрын
America biggest empire's were near European levels of tech, too, just not quite in the modern ages
@azkiol7082
@azkiol7082 2 жыл бұрын
@The Apple Of Judgement The image was of Cahokia bro
@israelmcartagenagutierrez285
@israelmcartagenagutierrez285 2 жыл бұрын
@The Apple Of Judgement More like burning innocent people alive at the stake, chill out my guy no one has the moram high ground here
@lkmjin
@lkmjin 2 жыл бұрын
It had bigger potential tho, Aztecs ripping hearts out, Inca rolling on llamas not knowing what wheel is, Maya ripping hearts out And having cool obsidian face implants, northamericans on West coast doing potlatch burning food And goods to show how rich they r, middlenortamericans believing even their thumbs have spirit
@costamcostam8961
@costamcostam8961 2 жыл бұрын
"I'll never forgive the Venetians!"~ Joseph Joestar
@JohnDoe-nn1lx
@JohnDoe-nn1lx 2 жыл бұрын
Is this a jojo reference?
@saykoes8209
@saykoes8209 2 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-nn1lx yessir
@shinizuko
@shinizuko 2 жыл бұрын
Joesph fucking Joestar is really a man of culture.
@JotaroKujo_JJBA
@JotaroKujo_JJBA 2 жыл бұрын
Good grief
@shinizuko
@shinizuko 2 жыл бұрын
@@JotaroKujo_JJBA Yare Yare
@highspeedheadbanger
@highspeedheadbanger 2 жыл бұрын
the Mongols speedrun through all of Eurasia is unmatched to this day
@semregob3363
@semregob3363 2 жыл бұрын
Hitler comes close
@garibay4800
@garibay4800 2 жыл бұрын
@@semregob3363 not even
@GregoryMcStevens
@GregoryMcStevens 2 жыл бұрын
@@garibay4800 Hitler had harder opponents
@garibay4800
@garibay4800 2 жыл бұрын
@@GregoryMcStevens Hmm lol no.
@canofsouls282
@canofsouls282 2 жыл бұрын
@@GregoryMcStevens bro was fighting his own allies, genghis was fighting empires at their peak
@Rudero3
@Rudero3 2 жыл бұрын
As an Eastern Orthodox Christian, I appreciated the trigger warning, as I knew exactly what was coming lol.
@toade1583
@toade1583 2 жыл бұрын
​@Sean I've never heard anyone say we're God's slave, only servant and a servant and a slave are two different things. A servant is someone's whose performs duties for others as their job, a slave is forced against their free will to obey the will of their master. The difference is that a servant is doing his job and has a duty to perform certain tasks as his job, but he is choosing that job and those duties of his own free will, unlike the slave who is being maltreated and is having his free will being taken away from him/her. As Christians, we have a duty to serve God's will and purpose for our lives on Earth. People should see God in us by our good actions and unconditional kindness towards others, no matter their race, creed or gender because we're all God's children. If one does not perform that duty and doesn't follow God's will at all, they cannot call themselves a Christian just as a servant who doesn't serve is not a servant. As Christians, we serve God's will by trying to live our lives by his laws, that what people mean when they say servant, sometime the word "servant" gets used in a disparaging way so people see being a servant as almost the same/the same as being a slave when they're really not which is why I think some people might bristle at the thought of being called a servant of God.
@afrigginawesome
@afrigginawesome 2 жыл бұрын
@@toade1583 not even a traditional Christian but I love this real talk
@dangata3416
@dangata3416 2 жыл бұрын
It's still not as bad as the 1400s.
@noahconstrictor100
@noahconstrictor100 2 жыл бұрын
@Sean The more accurate translation of what the priest says when we receive Communion is "The slave of God, [name]...". But it's like the previous commenter said about the word "servant". It's connotations of taking people by force and making them property isn't what we are. We chose to make ourselves "slaves" to God. Chrismation, our version of confirmation, is like a form of branding ourselves with the Cross. We are anointed with holy oil that dates back almost two thousand years. We mark ourselves as God's people, rather than being the slaves of money, men, or any of the worldly stuff that doesn't help us live our best lives. When we say we're a servant or slave of God, that doesn't mean we've lost our free will and have been taken captive by force. It means we used our free will and chose to become God's people. Not for ourselves, but because it's the right thing to do. That's what free will is all about, and, unfortunately, it does get confused quite a bit in certain Christian denominations and cultures. I'm no expert, either, just hoping to explain my religion a bit better!
@lick3227
@lick3227 2 жыл бұрын
Can someone tell me the purpose of the trigger warning ?
@JonneTheBlack
@JonneTheBlack 2 жыл бұрын
Sweden:"OH boy, been catholic is so cool" Carelians:IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR
@lassim3111
@lassim3111 2 жыл бұрын
Sigtuna :troll:
@user-tn5rm8zw9k
@user-tn5rm8zw9k 2 жыл бұрын
Acually it was both Novgorodians and Karelians the dudes were called ushkuiniki
@JonneTheBlack
@JonneTheBlack 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-tn5rm8zw9k А Ушкуйники вообще отбитые ребята. Спереть церковный налог Ватикана, и при этом не потеряв ни одного члена команды, это сильно
@user-tn5rm8zw9k
@user-tn5rm8zw9k 2 жыл бұрын
@@JonneTheBlack особенно разорить столицу викингов бывших и еще забрать с собой дверь их ворот
@sylvesterstalin7109
@sylvesterstalin7109 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ptNigdCQ0rXVoZs.html It’s finally here
@s0cc451
@s0cc451 2 жыл бұрын
Byzantine will always be in my heart.
@panoskamp4324
@panoskamp4324 2 жыл бұрын
For the last time... EASTERN ROMAN EMPIRE!!!
@re4796
@re4796 2 жыл бұрын
Its still Istanbul lol
@hachibidelta4237
@hachibidelta4237 2 жыл бұрын
Roman*
@theogsa5371
@theogsa5371 2 жыл бұрын
@@re4796 lmao
@panoskamp4324
@panoskamp4324 2 жыл бұрын
@@hachibidelta4237 what?
@JcoleMc
@JcoleMc 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Africa : its the 1200 and you live in the Mali empire
@MrOiram46
@MrOiram46 2 жыл бұрын
Mansa Musa: *DOOMP EET*
@carsambasurenaltncicekdeni6195
@carsambasurenaltncicekdeni6195 2 жыл бұрын
*their Economy absolutely destroying other Empires economies*
@alexanderi1183
@alexanderi1183 2 жыл бұрын
@@carsambasurenaltncicekdeni6195 nah, the standard of living in mali in that time was pretty low. It was mostly Mansa Musa fault for controling their entire economy.
@charptho
@charptho 2 жыл бұрын
H Y P ER I N F L A T I O N
@magicianslucky602
@magicianslucky602 2 жыл бұрын
@@charptho he actually paid compensation for the ones effected
@tomorbataar5922
@tomorbataar5922 2 жыл бұрын
The 4th crusade? I cry everytime it's mentioned.
@thedstorm8922
@thedstorm8922 2 жыл бұрын
And I laugh everytime its mentioned lol
@goncalonunes7896
@goncalonunes7896 2 жыл бұрын
@@thedstorm8922 gay
@thedstorm8922
@thedstorm8922 2 жыл бұрын
@@goncalonunes7896 nah I'm not European
@haksrax39
@haksrax39 2 жыл бұрын
@@thedstorm8922 Even worse gay
@thedstorm8922
@thedstorm8922 2 жыл бұрын
@@haksrax39 Lol the concept was literally invented by Europeans lol you guys are the gay heaven of this world
@SiriProject
@SiriProject 2 жыл бұрын
As long as there's human history, the Mongol Blitzkrieg moment shall never be forgotten
@sovietunion6530
@sovietunion6530 2 жыл бұрын
GOLUM kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oph0qalotc2ckYE.html
@Jurhid
@Jurhid 2 жыл бұрын
Do a 1600s version. This is amazing!
@carlosdumbratzen6332
@carlosdumbratzen6332 2 жыл бұрын
Uh oh I am scared for Germany :c
@Jurhid
@Jurhid 2 жыл бұрын
@@carlosdumbratzen6332 i want every HRE state. Let this video be 15 hours long.
@Schinshikss
@Schinshikss 2 жыл бұрын
And the Chinese would have a trigger warning in that version as well.
@sylvesterstalin7109
@sylvesterstalin7109 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ptNigdCQ0rXVoZs.html It’s finally here
@Jurhid
@Jurhid 2 жыл бұрын
@@sylvesterstalin7109 i trusted you….
@koekjesverpakking
@koekjesverpakking 2 жыл бұрын
First few countries: Stereotypical music. Last few: *MONGOL SPEEDRUN*
@no1ofconsequence936
@no1ofconsequence936 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Armenia(n Cilicia): same as always, with pain, insurmountable odds, empires, and a fifty-fifty chance of beating them anyway. Oh, and nice new friends from the east called the Mongols.
@someguy2744
@someguy2744 2 жыл бұрын
Being sandwiched between the Byzantine Empire to the west and Persia to the east for centuries (not to mention the Turks) - you guys are like Poland (Germany to the West and Russia to the East) and Korea (China to the West and Japan to the East). The Continental Punching Bags Club Greetings from a fellow unimportant country (Bosnia - my apologies for being turkaboos - *[REDACTED]* definitely happened to the Armenians in the beginning of the 20th century) - at least our countries are probably not gonna get nuked due to our insignificance, although maybe getting nuked is better than a war drawn out for years if not decades like the 100 Years War that actually lasted 114 years, IIRC. Also, Bosnia might also belong to the aforementioned club because we were sandwiched between the Catholic west and the Orthodox east (not to mention the Turks, again) - at some point we were accused of being heretics by some lord in Montenegro (IIRC - apparently it was the Hungarians that leveled the accusation, according to the wikipedia page on the Bosnian Church), the Pope called for a crusade on us and the Hungarians, being the good Catholics they were, used this as an opportunity (which they themselves apparently made) to expan ... I mean fulfill their duty to the Pope - but thankfully, we were able to repel them. This happened from 1235-1241 and there was apparently several attempts/crusades to conquer Bosnia according to the wikipedia article on the Bosnian Church - we are a bit mountainous, so that might have allowed us to not get steamrolled - I think this terrain also helped the Partisans against the Nazis - I think Afghanistan (vs Russians and Americans) and Vietnam (vs Americans) have a similar terrain advantage. However, the Hungarian ambition would realize 647 years down the line in 1878 when the Ottomans left Bosnia and Austro-Hungaria would take over - however, this reign was short-lived - some 40 years - so not even half a century - it would seem that it was not meant to be. Plus, Nazi Germany took over the kingdom of Yugoslavia (which Bosnia was a part of) in just twelve days in 1941 - that's gotta be a record or something. Sorry for writing a novella.
@no1ofconsequence936
@no1ofconsequence936 2 жыл бұрын
@@someguy2744 , I didn't know that about Bosnia. Thank you for telling me. It's interesting to read the history of a nation that doesn't always get talked about. Though I have to note, I'm not from Armenia, though I am of Armenian descent.
@harris8172
@harris8172 2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha at the right time we made friends with the Mongols)
@callmekhaleesi
@callmekhaleesi 2 жыл бұрын
since when armenians are calling mongols friends
@harris8172
@harris8172 2 жыл бұрын
@@callmekhaleesi sarcasm) were not friends, but they did not attack Armenia
@boygenius538_8
@boygenius538_8 2 жыл бұрын
The mamluks don’t get enough credit for stopping the Mongols
@googane7755
@googane7755 2 жыл бұрын
It wasn't really stopping, the main army was sent back home to elect a new khan and the empire would later erupt into civil war and fracture.
@infectedinfantry1887
@infectedinfantry1887 2 жыл бұрын
@@googane7755 then what does stopping mean you Neanderthal
@abdurrahimturker5479
@abdurrahimturker5479 2 жыл бұрын
@@googane7755 I mean it was also just a small part of the mongol army that brought russia and most of eastern Europe to their knees..
@drewbakka5265
@drewbakka5265 2 жыл бұрын
I thought mamluk was a catch all term for "white slave" of the warrior class? Were they an ethnic group?
@Man_0f_Trenches
@Man_0f_Trenches 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but at that time Egypt had a larger population than Russia, was much wealthier and was much more organized. Plus invading Egypt was more logistically challenging.
@bercniter
@bercniter 2 жыл бұрын
Great video! However the song you picked for Spain, "Levanta, Pascual" by Juan del Encina, is set almost 300 years later, in the aftermath of the Granada War
@AntonioGonzalez-we4wx
@AntonioGonzalez-we4wx 2 жыл бұрын
I liked it. He also uses Jotaro's Theme on France and Egypt, so I think this is about the meme itself rather than being accurate
@dinamycvideosgaming1597
@dinamycvideosgaming1597 2 жыл бұрын
Why that muslim was represented red haired? Was It a conversed Hispanogoth?
@bercniter
@bercniter 2 жыл бұрын
@@dinamycvideosgaming1597 That Muslim is Muhammad ibn Nasr, first ruler of the Nasrid Emirate of Granada. He was nicknamed Ibn al-Ahmar ("Red") probably because of his claimed ascendancy of Sa'd ibn Ubadah, Arab chief and companion of the Prophet Muhammad who beared the same nickname. This has made assume that he could be red-haired, but it is not something that is sure.
@donluison
@donluison 2 жыл бұрын
@@dinamycvideosgaming1597 Muslim royalty and nobility in Al-Andalus had a taste for red haired women from central and northern Europe, who were purchased as concubines or even wives. Thus, their offspring sometimes had their female relatives characteristics: red hair and beard, light-coloured eyes, etc. I cannot remember well but there was a certain muslim king (or warlord) from that time who dyed his hair and beard dark to appear "more muslim". So, surprisingly, the video was actually pretty accurate.
@EmisoraRadioPatio
@EmisoraRadioPatio 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not uncommon in the Muslim world for men to dye their beards red.
@Bullwine
@Bullwine 2 жыл бұрын
2:21 Mongols: "Oh....you're approaching us?" Mamluks: "We can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer"
@ka1durequiem463
@ka1durequiem463 2 жыл бұрын
actually mongol main army goes back to mongolia due to rivalry mongol left small army with roughly 10k soldiers and fck mamlucks they just defeated small army and get arrogant like we defeated whole mongol we are master race yeaaaa?
@erwinjohn3918
@erwinjohn3918 2 жыл бұрын
@@ka1durequiem463 you mean they defeat them towis and end their advances to western countries
@ka1durequiem463
@ka1durequiem463 2 жыл бұрын
@@erwinjohn3918 Uhh wym? its battle of ain jalut
@dronoid4659
@dronoid4659 2 жыл бұрын
@@ka1durequiem463 ...u got a problem with that? '^')
@ahmedshaharyarejaz9886
@ahmedshaharyarejaz9886 2 жыл бұрын
@@ka1durequiem463 The Mamluks defeated the Mongols consistently for years on end until the Mongol empire disintegrated into smaller Khanates and then the Mamlukes continued to defeat the Ilkhanate which was centered on the MiddleEast so save us this "small army" nonsense of yours 😆.
@thekarnyx
@thekarnyx 2 жыл бұрын
1:23 my boy prokofiev only drops absolute bangers
@Vasily_dont_be_silly
@Vasily_dont_be_silly 2 жыл бұрын
Teuton knights been really quiet since this dropped
@ClarkinFlame49810
@ClarkinFlame49810 2 жыл бұрын
*our* boy
@ryanrodriguez7911
@ryanrodriguez7911 2 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: The song used for Spain is a victory song about the fall of Granada. 200 years early but still a banger.
@mohammadmehdi1960
@mohammadmehdi1960 2 жыл бұрын
Al Andalus & Christian kingdoms >>> the rest of medieval European history
@orange6259
@orange6259 Жыл бұрын
@@mohammadmehdi1960 So true
@takitako679
@takitako679 Жыл бұрын
@@mohammadmehdi1960 only Al Andalus yes
@bloodmachinebutbloodier
@bloodmachinebutbloodier Жыл бұрын
@@orange6259 what about the almohads
@hwasiaqhan8923
@hwasiaqhan8923 2 жыл бұрын
Why does it seem like no matter what time period Byzantium always suffers
@Thoregor
@Thoregor 2 жыл бұрын
You'll always have haters when you're successful.
@cazwalt9013
@cazwalt9013 2 жыл бұрын
Because in the middle of Europe and the Middle East so it was surrounded by enemies but they lastet for more than 1000 years
@Boretheory
@Boretheory 2 жыл бұрын
@@Thoregor you mean when you steal someone else successful sfull empire?
@williaml840
@williaml840 2 жыл бұрын
Because it was the remaining half of a dying empire, and it could never pull itself out of stagnation.
@wankawanka3053
@wankawanka3053 2 жыл бұрын
@@williaml840 casually lasted more tham the whole thing
@jaimegoncalves9257
@jaimegoncalves9257 2 жыл бұрын
The trigger warning was not enough to hold out the pain... it never fell, Constantinople is always in our hearts. Plus the mongolian one were it goes over all the countries they conquered made me smile for the good old mongol times, i wish the Khan would come back :(
@hassaansaleemkk7435
@hassaansaleemkk7435 2 жыл бұрын
Bring back the Mongol Oh hal nah
@jaimegoncalves9257
@jaimegoncalves9257 2 жыл бұрын
@@hassaansaleemkk7435 but :( they were funny singing horse lord go brrr
@BengalTiger12
@BengalTiger12 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaimegoncalves9257 hell nah good thing the mongols are gone
@equilibrum999
@equilibrum999 2 жыл бұрын
ya, let Tengri bring bacc teh yeke mongol uls.
@---iv5gj
@---iv5gj 2 жыл бұрын
ah yes, burn constantinople bad; burn baghdad good
@Sword35632
@Sword35632 2 жыл бұрын
The Byzantium one brings me epicly giant pain
@r.a1301
@r.a1301 2 жыл бұрын
Your own Latin demons are the reason for your pain. Long live Byzantium!
@nikobellik5701
@nikobellik5701 2 жыл бұрын
and brings me just a one big smile
@user-nf1zy6tf2o
@user-nf1zy6tf2o 2 жыл бұрын
Nope. Not even close. Actually they definitely deserved it and it serves the well. Never a fan of Stupidzantium.
@user-en6be3cw8l
@user-en6be3cw8l 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-nf1zy6tf2o whats stupidzantium i only know Eastern Roman Empire the half of the greatest empire in the world. Roma Aeterna
@sylvesterstalin7109
@sylvesterstalin7109 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ptNigdCQ0rXVoZs.html It’s finally here
@stupidmonkey1015
@stupidmonkey1015 2 жыл бұрын
Love how Egypt had the jotaros theme.
@amogus5386
@amogus5386 Жыл бұрын
france either hade it
@yetipotato8567
@yetipotato8567 2 жыл бұрын
What it probably was for majority of people: "ITS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON"
@arandomguy656
@arandomguy656 2 жыл бұрын
That’s what the mongols said looking down on the whole world as they were about to conquer it.
@gagemullis313
@gagemullis313 2 жыл бұрын
Based France, I love that hymn, it's called Les Terres Saintes if anyone wants to look it up
@jcsfc2842
@jcsfc2842 2 жыл бұрын
Yes me too! It has a lot of medieval sound. My favorite version is by ExCathedra. Also "Levanta Pascual" is one of my favorites
@pierren___
@pierren___ 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@brocher9539
@brocher9539 2 жыл бұрын
@@jcsfc2842 Try Chevalier, Mult Estez Guaritz
@jcsfc2842
@jcsfc2842 2 жыл бұрын
@@brocher9539 Also!
@jcsfc2842
@jcsfc2842 2 жыл бұрын
@@brocher9539 Try Douce Dame Jolie ;)
@martijn9568
@martijn9568 2 жыл бұрын
The amount of people getting upset by the "wrong" names for countries and regions is pretty surprising. Guys, it's a meme. Compromises have been made to make it more easily digestible.
@roercula8425
@roercula8425 2 жыл бұрын
Sadly history is something with a lot of neckbeards "oh no, swords cannot penetrate armor this video game sucks"
@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521
@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 2 жыл бұрын
I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear mar
@nsk1911
@nsk1911 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 Chavez vive, la patria sigue
@superheriber27
@superheriber27 Жыл бұрын
@@roercula8425 Yeah, God forbid "neckbeards" want history to be accurate
@rinkumaster7962
@rinkumaster7962 Жыл бұрын
@@nsk1911 Que random xd
@Принцип_Фарадея
@Принцип_Фарадея 2 жыл бұрын
2:01 It is noteworthy that the picture says "Тыловая система монгольской армии" (right upper part) - which means in translation: "Rear system of the Mongolian army." =)))
@Принцип_Фарадея
@Принцип_Фарадея 2 жыл бұрын
@Ilovelanguages Google translate or wikipedia will help you =) Part of army which support main forces. Commonly situated in a backline.
@cheems5411
@cheems5411 2 жыл бұрын
Here wrote in Russian
@cheems5411
@cheems5411 2 жыл бұрын
Получается изучали систему монгольской армии?
@ClarkinFlame49810
@ClarkinFlame49810 2 жыл бұрын
are you fucked up? Russia was a vassal = paid tribute, the Mongols did not live there
@caesarthegreat16
@caesarthegreat16 2 жыл бұрын
Noo poor Byzantine empire we will always love you
@Butter_Warrior99
@Butter_Warrior99 2 жыл бұрын
Out of all the Medieval Kingdoms and Empires. I love The Normans, and Byzantines the most. And in my mind, Rome has made a massive impact upon the west, and nations abroad. But Mongol throat singing is badass, and I’m a giant weeb.
@dmitriykinzhebulatov
@dmitriykinzhebulatov 2 жыл бұрын
I get the since we wouldn’t get along even though Byzantium is my boo
@sylvesterstalin7109
@sylvesterstalin7109 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ptNigdCQ0rXVoZs.html It’s finally here
@zumogerstubchen2340
@zumogerstubchen2340 2 жыл бұрын
Feels like Age of Empires 2, where you could read about any nation in the game and it always played a jingle for each one.
@jacktheripper5112
@jacktheripper5112 2 жыл бұрын
England in the 1200s has be carved into my mind as a stronghold 2 campaign , and i don't mind it
@unknowncommenter6698
@unknowncommenter6698 2 жыл бұрын
Idk if it was intentional, but you actually put "German" part of Alexander Nevsky OST in German segment. Kek. Also my home city was founded in 1221, neat
@aleksapetrovic6519
@aleksapetrovic6519 2 жыл бұрын
Well, it does show Battle on the Ice.
@gnas1897
@gnas1897 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it should have been Novgorod or The Baltic
@Mikshvert
@Mikshvert 2 жыл бұрын
@@gnas1897 Its unclear. The battle site was never found, as there would be large number of well preserved remains of knights and gear, on the bottom of some lake. its debated that the battle actually never happened, or that that it did not take place anywhere near the territory of the Rus (not to confuse with russia), and fairly far north. It's peculated that the battle could take place in the territories of the modern Lithuania, or other territories that were under control of the Templar order. It is also possible that the battle did happen, but the actual real event was much much less grand, than depicted. All we know, that some battle or a series of battles happened, and forced the expansion of the templar east to stall.
@gnas1897
@gnas1897 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mikshvert apparantly it happened on lake Pskov. But when Nevsky's forces engaged the Teutons they had already almost gotten to the other side of the (frozen) lake, so that could be why. But yeah it could have happened somewhere else entirely.
@PLKartofel
@PLKartofel 2 жыл бұрын
Are you from the lands that were Teuton?
@l0u13__3
@l0u13__3 2 жыл бұрын
Mongolians I’ll be taking this! The Japanese: so do you want this divine wind too?
@PJDAltamirus0425
@PJDAltamirus0425 2 жыл бұрын
The Egypt think is to funny. I can just think the mongol is thinking, we are losing to people that should be dying of heat stroke, they armored like tanks in the fucking desert , like how??
@martijn9568
@martijn9568 2 жыл бұрын
Mamluks go brrrr
@Emilechen
@Emilechen 2 жыл бұрын
the leader of Mongol Empire, Mongke Khan gets killed by Song Chineses soldiers, so there is a retreat,
@Orgil.
@Orgil. 2 жыл бұрын
Mongols have gobi desert.Mongols can live -50 to +50
@Emilechen
@Emilechen 2 жыл бұрын
@@Orgil. the Gobi still cant save the Mongol capital in 1388, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Buir_Lake
@Orgil.
@Orgil. 2 жыл бұрын
@@Emilechen numbers cant save chinese emperor at Battle of tumu.20000 Mongol defeated 500000 chinese lmao and killed more than 200000 chinese
@chloeprice5648
@chloeprice5648 2 жыл бұрын
0:33 native Americans largely trimmed all their facial hair off, including eyebrows
@fiddleriddlediddlediddle
@fiddleriddlediddlediddle 2 жыл бұрын
Great tie in, giving the Mongols and the French the same expression in Egypt.
@fritzfromsouth5935
@fritzfromsouth5935 2 жыл бұрын
0:51 Why you did this... *•oof myself•*
@Yanate1991
@Yanate1991 2 жыл бұрын
Good
@josh10722
@josh10722 2 жыл бұрын
The trigger warning wasn’t enough to prepare me. The fourth crusade will forever tarnish my love for the crusader forces that be
@Vitorruy1
@Vitorruy1 2 жыл бұрын
There are a whole genre of questionable crusades
@genghiskhan5701
@genghiskhan5701 2 жыл бұрын
One thing people forgot is that the Venetians were pissed on how their countrymen were massacred some 10 years prior hence the brutal sacking. Plus the Byzantines brought it among themselves by failing to pay the Crusaders
@ilgufo1146
@ilgufo1146 2 жыл бұрын
No Italy? Weird, italians were swimming in gold at that time and they were the kings of the Mediterranean.
@delilelbir7468
@delilelbir7468 2 жыл бұрын
Evet
@FerroLux00
@FerroLux00 2 жыл бұрын
Venetians and Genoans really were South Italy was Frederik II’s playground Tuscany was the church scene from Kingsman, as usual And then there was the Pope
@drewbakka5265
@drewbakka5265 2 жыл бұрын
Italy was bunch of wacky states at this time. But only the glorious papal ones mattered
@CatotheE
@CatotheE 2 жыл бұрын
@@drewbakka5265 Venice mattered.
@jacobinfier9407
@jacobinfier9407 2 жыл бұрын
Italy was just a geographical expression
@mayankanand1153
@mayankanand1153 2 жыл бұрын
Egypt:heavy sweating after seeing all the destruction by mongols
@blakedavis2447
@blakedavis2447 2 жыл бұрын
Dang he really got the whole world and not just Europe.
@francoisdaureville323
@francoisdaureville323 2 жыл бұрын
Em he can do just europe if he wants tho, just like any other youtube channel can do only asia or africa or america, isnt his obligation to put Anything,
@blakedavis2447
@blakedavis2447 2 жыл бұрын
@@francoisdaureville323 wow ok defensive much, I was just pointing out how people really only focus on Europe during this time period so him doing the whole world impressed me.
@francoisdaureville323
@francoisdaureville323 2 жыл бұрын
@@blakedavis2447 because most people who do this kind of video are western people,, and he is doing western history isnt that deep, if there were more people from japan, Senegal nigeria ibdia doing this kind of video im sure we would see just asia or africa mostly
@Enzo012
@Enzo012 2 жыл бұрын
He didn't get Australia.
@NothingSerious...2
@NothingSerious...2 2 жыл бұрын
@@blakedavis2447 "most" is a bit too much said
@akihikosakurai4013
@akihikosakurai4013 2 жыл бұрын
2:12 Japan: L+ratio+no fleet+heads taken back to the shogun+empire destroyed
@NoFaceOrGun
@NoFaceOrGun 2 жыл бұрын
The trigger warning made it worse. Every day I mourne what could have been.
@paul-Goodman
@paul-Goodman Жыл бұрын
Everyone shits on the mongol navy, but we all forget about their secret airforce
@oskareq169
@oskareq169 Жыл бұрын
Polish fight between dozens of pseudo duchy with pseudo superior authority of the duke on Wawel
@evilneko03
@evilneko03 2 жыл бұрын
Byzantium Empire 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@reygonzalez4719
@reygonzalez4719 2 жыл бұрын
The Byzantium one hurts my soul
@Boretheory
@Boretheory 2 жыл бұрын
As an Italian we would do it again the Greeks backstabbed us 3 times they 100% deserved that Ps: we litterally sacrificed 80% of our population at times to aid Byzantium and got treated as colony.
@carljohnson9357
@carljohnson9357 2 жыл бұрын
@@Boretheory You already tried it again in the 1940s, didn't go well.
@user-yy8cq7oh5t
@user-yy8cq7oh5t 2 жыл бұрын
1:22 *GREAT TRIAL AWAITS!*
@orackbabama6857
@orackbabama6857 2 жыл бұрын
History doesn't know an event sadder than Fall of Byzantine Empire. Or no, forget what I've said, Fall of Rome is the saddest
@simpletrailers1161
@simpletrailers1161 2 жыл бұрын
Do you actually believe what you write or you're just trying to be cringy as much as possible
@orackbabama6857
@orackbabama6857 2 жыл бұрын
@@simpletrailers1161 I do
@dcgumbrecht
@dcgumbrecht 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the trigger warning, I myself feel very panicked when i see Byzantium in flames
@artoriasbenoit
@artoriasbenoit 2 жыл бұрын
certified frog here, the part about blessed Francia is too real what I wouldn't do to have a king as great as Saint Louis
@user-qp5mq9uz1n
@user-qp5mq9uz1n 2 жыл бұрын
Novgorodian part did hit me hard
@invictus.9469
@invictus.9469 2 жыл бұрын
Kiewan Rus is better!
@camelotduroy1168
@camelotduroy1168 2 жыл бұрын
13th century, France's capetian golden age. Longue vie au Roy Louis IX, longue vie à Saint Louis
@Heisenberg882
@Heisenberg882 2 жыл бұрын
13th century
@camelotduroy1168
@camelotduroy1168 2 жыл бұрын
@@Heisenberg882 tout à fait, mes excuses, c'est rectifié
@CatotheE
@CatotheE 2 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised Venice was left out considering the role they played here.
@themajor9059
@themajor9059 2 жыл бұрын
They where the one on top left in the Constantinople one
@drewbakka5265
@drewbakka5265 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck even as a catholic the Byzantium one hits hard af If it's any consolation you guys have thr prettiest churches of any religion and Greek is legit sweeter sounding than latin
@Vitorruy1
@Vitorruy1 2 жыл бұрын
Yet another item for the very long list of "historical events you will never hear about at a catholic school"
@godefroiddebouillon7769
@godefroiddebouillon7769 2 жыл бұрын
@@Vitorruy1 Well, school programs are restricted by class time, so you can't include everything, especially when these things are not as important to western History as other more impactful events. The sack of Byzantium might have been a terrible and important event for the East, but you can't really say it impacted the West at all. Which is why it is hardly ever mentionned here, outside of specialized History classes. If you want to hear about it you have to specialise.
@acusticamenteconvusional9936
@acusticamenteconvusional9936 2 жыл бұрын
@@Vitorruy1 Do you really think that shit is that relevant to teach? Ffs they even deserved that, cant expect to get help promising them to get paid and then paying nothing
@chrysanthos7265
@chrysanthos7265 2 жыл бұрын
@@Vitorruy1 It's not about what you teach. It's about what you leave out.
@verscarii3238
@verscarii3238 2 жыл бұрын
@@godefroiddebouillon7769 It was very important for the west actually, considering it’s pretty much what lead to the Turks taking over becoming an inevitability instead of a possible outcome, and them taking over is what directly lead to a guy named Columbus to look for an alternate route to the East and discovering the Americas. And Greek scholars fleeing from the ottomans kickstarted a little thing called the Italian renaissance.
@GuyMaleMan
@GuyMaleMan 2 жыл бұрын
Mogols: Exist Everyone: "confused screaming"
@UncleLumbago1899
@UncleLumbago1899 2 жыл бұрын
You're a Templar in the late 1200's in France
@TheMymovie
@TheMymovie 2 жыл бұрын
When it came to Japan, my inside voice went "Yooooooooo!"
@notably5233
@notably5233 2 жыл бұрын
Wales during the 1200’s : why you bulli me???
@orthodoxcrusader5413
@orthodoxcrusader5413 2 жыл бұрын
Wales every time in history:
@aymanerazine750
@aymanerazine750 2 жыл бұрын
why do people always skip north africa like it had no history, in fact during the 1200s, the almohads ruled north africa and it was one of the best places to live in if you're muslim
@Mehmedthesecond12
@Mehmedthesecond12 2 жыл бұрын
We turks(Seljuks) lost the war against Mongols in 1243,after the war anatolian turks entered the second beyliks period(First one on after 1071) And Ottoman Empire established by Osman Bey in 1299.
@drillxedit
@drillxedit 2 жыл бұрын
0:53 1204: 4th Crusade, Catholic Latins capture Constantinople 1261: Byzantines recapture Constantinople under General Strategopoulos forcing crusader-descendant Latin emperor, Baldwin II, to flee with his frightened troops. This is also in the 1200s and not shown in your vid.
@marktaylor6491
@marktaylor6491 2 жыл бұрын
0:56 Too fucking soon!
@haksrax39
@haksrax39 2 жыл бұрын
4th crusade
@hasooyoung3939
@hasooyoung3939 2 жыл бұрын
i was today years old when i learned the albanian flag was actually a direct rip off of the original german flag
@datpham8105
@datpham8105 2 жыл бұрын
yo the battle of egypt vs mongolia was really a real battle between both sides fought fiercely and bravely whether they won or lost it was still an honorable war egypt had won The Mongols, even in a losing position, did not retreat but fought to the death
@jamesgreen1166
@jamesgreen1166 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing the amerindians included put a smile on my face.
@deficitstifflegzercherdeadlift
@deficitstifflegzercherdeadlift 2 жыл бұрын
The trigger warning before Byzantium made me giggle
@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888
@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 Жыл бұрын
I like how it was the Mississippians who represented the Medieval Americas of all people
@thirstydemonat7113
@thirstydemonat7113 Жыл бұрын
Was waiting for australia but then remembered that australia didn’t exist in 1200
@juliuscaesar810
@juliuscaesar810 Жыл бұрын
I think at that time Australia had undocumented natives
@pogo8050
@pogo8050 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been looking for a picture of a smug mongol Pepe sitting on the Russian princes for so long
@MedicusLeach
@MedicusLeach 2 жыл бұрын
1:12 name of this remix its amazing
@avgeek25.0
@avgeek25.0 2 жыл бұрын
Palästinalied remix
@youarenowawarepodcast8896
@youarenowawarepodcast8896 2 жыл бұрын
Not the Byzantium trigger warning 😭💀 still hurts after all these years we miss you Byzantine empire
@Eur1kooo
@Eur1kooo 2 жыл бұрын
We will never forget you, Byzantine Empire 😭
@luigiwoo4469
@luigiwoo4469 2 жыл бұрын
this one of my favorite ones of these I've seen so far! nice job
@horrorspirit
@horrorspirit 2 жыл бұрын
2:15 Why does Japan have a triforce?
@heretichistorian
@heretichistorian 2 жыл бұрын
It's the kamon or "coat of arms" of the Hojo clan, which at the time held power in Japan as permanent regents of the Shogun. It was later taken from Japanese history and made part of the Zelda lore.
@horrorspirit
@horrorspirit 2 жыл бұрын
@@heretichistorian Cool, thanks for the explanation!
@sgwolfgang4349
@sgwolfgang4349 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the trigger warning for Byzantium... My great great great great great great great great great great grandfather's sixth cousin thrice removed was there. Sad stuff 😭😭😭
@BastoGhost
@BastoGhost 2 жыл бұрын
I swear French templars songs from these times are absolute bangers.
@Lord_Khornez
@Lord_Khornez 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but whenever I rewatch this video it always brings me back to the Byzantium part instead of starting from the beginning (it’s mocking me)
@golgariplague4746
@golgariplague4746 2 жыл бұрын
Look guys! 00:14 It's france of modern times! ☕
@loser7174
@loser7174 Жыл бұрын
What's the name of that song at 00:14
@jesusisherelookbusy
@jesusisherelookbusy 2 жыл бұрын
"GOD DAMN MONGORIANS!!!"- All of Asia
@kuroneko9235
@kuroneko9235 2 жыл бұрын
When Byzantium one appears, bro... I really feel that
@nousvivons6270
@nousvivons6270 2 жыл бұрын
2:22 When mamluk is sus
@Gregory_IX
@Gregory_IX 2 жыл бұрын
0:01 Please tell me what kind of song?
@cvoudaskc1852
@cvoudaskc1852 Жыл бұрын
Long be Remembered Of Byzantium 🇬🇷🇮🇹
@potat2976
@potat2976 Жыл бұрын
I find it quite ironic that everytime the French go to Egypt on offense they fail, the 7th crusade, Napoleon's expedition, and even the suez crisis, Egypt has a 3 K.O record against France lol
@holextv5595
@holextv5595 2 жыл бұрын
Bohemia most chill beacuse: form from duchy to kingdom, gain land in austria, protect themselves from mongol invasion
@GT-Tezzy
@GT-Tezzy 2 жыл бұрын
0:40 so peaceful before they came.
@jaumeriera6195
@jaumeriera6195 2 жыл бұрын
yeah, human sacrifices were very peaceful
@ll_j4_
@ll_j4_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaumeriera6195 LoL don't mix up Aztecs and Maya with every native and the people that were sacrificed were enemies that would still die because of war
@jaumeriera6195
@jaumeriera6195 2 жыл бұрын
@@ll_j4_ The Aztecas regime was a tyranny and they sacrifice people from other weaker tribes. The fun fact is that natives prefer an alliance with spaniards rather than live under Aztecas. I’m not saying that Mayas or natives from the north were bad, but surely the arrive of the Spaniards where today is Mexico was better than Aztecas
@ll_j4_
@ll_j4_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaumeriera6195 No it was not better in many things they lost technologies and were not so clean anymore
@jaumeriera6195
@jaumeriera6195 2 жыл бұрын
@@ll_j4_ Los Aztecas fueron unos tiranos que sometieron a las tribus más débiles. Por tanto, no era tan pacifica América en aquel momento
@otaviodiniz5934
@otaviodiniz5934 2 жыл бұрын
"So, you though you really could get away with 1182? That's cute..." - Doge Enrico Dandolo.
@hesamthelord7774
@hesamthelord7774 2 жыл бұрын
Man, that Byzantium part burnt to the bottom
@peepguy3524
@peepguy3524 2 жыл бұрын
Countries you should include if you’re making a part 2 Poland Hungary Bulgaria *Australia?* (Aboriginals) *Serbia?* India (Needs to be included for sure) Vietnam Indonesia *West Africa?* Georgia Golden Age / Georgia Empire
@harris8172
@harris8172 2 жыл бұрын
Armenia also
@peepguy3524
@peepguy3524 2 жыл бұрын
@@harris8172 I included the Georgia empire
@aaradhyarawat7589
@aaradhyarawat7589 Жыл бұрын
Indian Subcontinent : Around 1200, Central Asians invaded and captured 90% Northern India, and India's Vijaynagar Empire defending themselves. Sadly, Indian people always condemned violence as symbol of barabarianism and causally got enslaved by those whoever arrived at the border.
@wimbusbert1249
@wimbusbert1249 2 жыл бұрын
Americans in 1200 minding their own business on the land they settled without opposition. So charming, so innocent.
@hebanker3372
@hebanker3372 2 жыл бұрын
Oh boy,I guess you've never heard of the Aztecs.
@wimbusbert1249
@wimbusbert1249 2 жыл бұрын
@@hebanker3372 you are correct I have never heard or seen that word before in my entire life..please tell me all about them.
@hebanker3372
@hebanker3372 2 жыл бұрын
@@wimbusbert1249 Google is your friend.
@wimbusbert1249
@wimbusbert1249 2 жыл бұрын
@@hebanker3372 no just enlighten me
@Hrolfgard
@Hrolfgard 2 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Cahokia and the Mississippians getting some love here, you really don't see that a lot in this sort of meme
@Hetaroy
@Hetaroy 2 жыл бұрын
As a Spanish I only came here to see Spain and america and I am not disappointed. Can't opine about the rest cause I'm bad In history.
@emiliano4535
@emiliano4535 2 жыл бұрын
Great job! But after France I expected of an Heretic historian a part with occitany that was destroyed by the frankishes arrived from the north
@heretichistorian
@heretichistorian 2 жыл бұрын
I considered it but I wanted to keep things concise. When you are dealing with centuries rather than decades, you have to make tough choices on what events to include. But I plan to cover the Albigensian Crusade in the future 👍
@_zqn
@_zqn 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody was frankish at the time lol
@OuttaPocketSquad
@OuttaPocketSquad 2 жыл бұрын
0:00 France 0:23 Spain 0:32 Americas 0:50 Byzantuim 1:11 Germany 1:41 England 1:49 China 1:53 Khwarazmia 1:56 Abbasids 2:02 Russia 2:07 Mongolia 2:13 Japan 2:22 Egypt
@letwat8377
@letwat8377 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot about england at 1:41
@OuttaPocketSquad
@OuttaPocketSquad 2 жыл бұрын
@@letwat8377 ok it's there now
@CakeLoverCreeper
@CakeLoverCreeper 2 жыл бұрын
Greece been collapsing since the 1200's thats kinda cool
@failmanfinder338
@failmanfinder338 2 жыл бұрын
Well... America was carnage after carnage... At least until the Spaniards arrived
@VictorLdVS
@VictorLdVS 2 жыл бұрын
La gente no te creerá
@MutoPrime425
@MutoPrime425 2 жыл бұрын
Germany's music hits hard
@tu5.6ol.66
@tu5.6ol.66 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ebinboiz8914
@ebinboiz8914 2 жыл бұрын
Just for the sack of Constantinople i'm happy that venice is sinking
@Scourgeoftengri
@Scourgeoftengri 2 жыл бұрын
mfw larpers still cry about incidents 800 years ago
@ebinboiz8914
@ebinboiz8914 2 жыл бұрын
@@Scourgeoftengri Yes, Venice was a greedy state and the city deserves to sink
@OmegaTrooper
@OmegaTrooper 2 жыл бұрын
just get all of their byzantine relics out first...like the tetrarchy statue or the four bronze horses!
@martijn9568
@martijn9568 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair the Byzantine empire was as much dieing as it was thriving during the last 1000 years of its existence. It's really a miracle it survived for as long as it did.
@ilgufo1146
@ilgufo1146 2 жыл бұрын
@@ebinboiz8914 And what about the eastern roman empire, that after the greek gothic war removed all the valuabels from Rome to use them to fight the arabs? I mean, yes, Venetians were greedy, but all the others states weren't so different.
@reinerbraun9103
@reinerbraun9103 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Byzantine gets a trigger warning
@damiensisco6960
@damiensisco6960 Жыл бұрын
By, “1200s”, do you mean the whole 13th Century, or do you mean 1200 to 1209?
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