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It's Time To Grow Up & Settle Down With Marco Rubio

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Sure he's not as exciting as the others, but Marco Rubio's new campaign tactic has Stephen ready to settle.
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@muskylemon2310
@muskylemon2310 8 жыл бұрын
"I love the poorly educated" is the most true thing I think I've ever heard him say.
@MoeMentos
@MoeMentos 8 жыл бұрын
It's been documented that he speaks/writes at a third grade level.
@creamithmanning2632
@creamithmanning2632 8 жыл бұрын
B. Smith Donald Trump is surprisingly not dumb. He knows precisely who he is appealing to and knows precisely how to best appeal to them. Hell, he even could even fool a smart person. Trump's no joke. He is diabolical.
@MoeMentos
@MoeMentos 8 жыл бұрын
SupplySide Jesus No argument here. It's the fact that his inflammatory and childish (3rd grade) rhetoric has gained such apparent resonance that is disturbing. He definitely plays dumb, because dumb plays.
@rosajohnson5283
@rosajohnson5283 8 жыл бұрын
right?? "the poorly educated" are his complete fan base, of course they're too stupid to realize this and too slow to realize the fact that he just insulted all of them lmao ooor cunts.. #BernieAlltheWay
@rosajohnson5283
@rosajohnson5283 8 жыл бұрын
poor*
@sammiwhite9575
@sammiwhite9575 8 жыл бұрын
If Bernie doesn't win, i actually can't wait for Trump presidency. I'm going to love to see how people react to the fact that we're all fucked. It'd be hilarious.
@fernybern
@fernybern 8 жыл бұрын
laugh when the draft happens
@bjehulk
@bjehulk 8 жыл бұрын
Just wait until Bernie or Hillary gets elected, then you will know how Americans will react when they are aware of their impending doom.
@hraghavan10
@hraghavan10 8 жыл бұрын
+Sammi White We're going to die, because the Orange Idiot will get the nuclear launch codes, and assume they are fireworks, and accidentally release them on the 4th of July.
@johnathanvargas803
@johnathanvargas803 8 жыл бұрын
+Fernando Valles I understand being afraid of a Trump presidency, but he is decidedly against putting troops on the ground. But, you never know.
@bebesomething
@bebesomething 8 жыл бұрын
No
@bwehbweh8330
@bwehbweh8330 8 жыл бұрын
Settle for less, vote Rubio... Socialism nor trumpism would work in America.
@bwehbweh8330
@bwehbweh8330 8 жыл бұрын
***** Which leaves... Uh...
@abstractvanwolfe8518
@abstractvanwolfe8518 8 жыл бұрын
+xLuke_25x It's Bernie's official site and how he stands on many major issues.
@justmemadison
@justmemadison 8 жыл бұрын
+Ryan Coulbeck You are right, we would be settling if we pick Rubio; however, you are not correct when it comes to socialism not working in America. Social Security and Medicare pulled so many people out of poverty and continues to keep seniors, the disabled, vets, low income wage earners, etc. from living under bridges. Capitalism and socialism should/can compliment each other - for example, turning prisons over to the private sector has been a complete disaster that has destroyed many people's lives. There should never be a system where people are imprisoned for profit. The healthcare insurance industry...shouldn't exist. They are middle men exploiting people's illnesses for monetary gain while their policy holders are being forced into bankruptcy and/or dying from curable illnesses. They suck so much money out of the system it's become unworkable. Healthcare would be affordable with out healthcare insurance, period. If Republican's get their way and they close the DOE...poor, low income people will never receive a good education. The private sector will not invest in those areas where there is no ROI. So, my point is Socialism and Capitalism both bring value to the table, but on their own there is little to be desired about either.
@potheadkennewick
@potheadkennewick 8 жыл бұрын
#Amnesty2016
@whyuhatan
@whyuhatan 8 жыл бұрын
+justmemadison But ...but socialism is evil say all the GOP nut bags
@kinngrimm
@kinngrimm 8 жыл бұрын
"I am not sure if i am horrified or entertained" With this, there is no differance.
@Kleavers
@Kleavers 8 жыл бұрын
I love the poorly educated. LOL this guy just keeps on giving.
@alexturlais8558
@alexturlais8558 8 жыл бұрын
they're his main demographic
@grimness1
@grimness1 8 жыл бұрын
+Kleavers Typical liberal cucks grasping at straws. Should he hate the poorly educated? Poorly educated does not mean you're stupid. Just look at all the college kids, educated but just as dumb as you.
@alexturlais8558
@alexturlais8558 8 жыл бұрын
Tony L. he shouldnt hate the uneducated, its just its funny he mentioned them as they are his main demographic. being uneducated can be rectified
@grimness1
@grimness1 8 жыл бұрын
I am Your Father If you watch his normal speeches you'll notice he goes through pretty much every demographic saying "I love them." This time he happens to say he also loves uneducated people too and suddenly its on headlines trying to smear him. Not funny at all.
@Kleavers
@Kleavers 8 жыл бұрын
Tony L. Who's talking about hate? Being poorly educated isn't exactly something you want to promote or be proud of. That's like saying 'I love ignorant people'.
@rubberchicken5670
@rubberchicken5670 8 жыл бұрын
"Would someone please attack me." - Ben Carson
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows 8 жыл бұрын
Carson's just tired from trying to find all the grain stored in the Luxor.
@Mr.stinky866
@Mr.stinky866 8 жыл бұрын
gradeA underA 2016
@austinmalone7969
@austinmalone7969 8 жыл бұрын
yes.
@colbywrenn8763
@colbywrenn8763 8 жыл бұрын
yesss
@ravkaur2447
@ravkaur2447 8 жыл бұрын
#MakeKZfaqGreatAgain
@colbywrenn8763
@colbywrenn8763 8 жыл бұрын
#makeyoutubegradeagain
@rocknrollch1ck
@rocknrollch1ck 8 жыл бұрын
YES! 😋
@MarcEricLaneGlobal
@MarcEricLaneGlobal 8 жыл бұрын
at 0:17 I love how Marco Rubio doesn't have a brain and Ted Cruz doesn't have a heart. Brilliant.
@spelunkingmonkey7630
@spelunkingmonkey7630 8 жыл бұрын
And Sanders was a coward.
@raywar3
@raywar3 8 жыл бұрын
+Bob And Hillary is a woman.
@joeo.4327
@joeo.4327 8 жыл бұрын
And Bernie doesn't have a spine.
@spelunkingmonkey7630
@spelunkingmonkey7630 8 жыл бұрын
CaptainRay Correction, She's a useless woman.
@FluffyBuzzard2TheMax
@FluffyBuzzard2TheMax 8 жыл бұрын
Marco Rubio is just Matt Damon in disguise
@hbkgunner
@hbkgunner 8 жыл бұрын
"I love the poorly educated!" I died
@DanLink9000
@DanLink9000 8 жыл бұрын
Super Tuesday couldn't come quicker. The quicker nominations are determined, the quicker I can plan my trip to Canada.
@kras2304
@kras2304 8 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Harris we dont want americans coming over here and ruining what we have going on. sorry buddy
@creamithmanning2632
@creamithmanning2632 8 жыл бұрын
KRAS 2 Come on, you Canuck Fucks. Don't be assholes! It was just a fucking prank! We don't deserve this! Come on, bro!
@creamithmanning2632
@creamithmanning2632 8 жыл бұрын
***** Ayyyyyyy! How's my main man doing? Looking good, Tim! Love the profile pic!
@creamithmanning2632
@creamithmanning2632 8 жыл бұрын
KRAS 2 Dude, you gotta level with us. Give us time. We'll get better. Y-you guys aren't going to build a wall...are you?
@creamithmanning2632
@creamithmanning2632 8 жыл бұрын
*****​​ How is a country with a one-sided political ideology even remotely a good thing? That sounds...well, fascist. Don't you want a wide range of ideas and perspectives to be actively discussed? As is encouraged by...I dunno...Freedom of Speech?
@greenlamp9219
@greenlamp9219 8 жыл бұрын
lets dispel with the fiction that Stephen Colbert doesn't know what hes doing, he knows exactly what he is doing. great vid!
@Juiccy_777
@Juiccy_777 8 жыл бұрын
Yup this country is going downhill if Trump wins.
@nickhubert3804
@nickhubert3804 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah cuz sanders or Clinton are real winners.
@Juiccy_777
@Juiccy_777 8 жыл бұрын
Sanders is the best one imo
@TheWayoftheSith
@TheWayoftheSith 8 жыл бұрын
+ANONYMOUS How?
@SElisa15
@SElisa15 8 жыл бұрын
+ANONYMOUS Sanders will never win. Only 18-29 year olds are voting for him in large numbers. Older people will never catch on before it's too late. Hillary will be the nominee, and I support her wholeheartedly. The internet despises her though.
@Attam0604
@Attam0604 8 жыл бұрын
+Serena Elisa The internet and a good majority of the country who notice her story changes every 5 seconds
@Akvarelli
@Akvarelli 8 жыл бұрын
How the hell did he win with the highly educated? I wouldn't vote for him and I know no one who would.
@MrMetra101
@MrMetra101 8 жыл бұрын
+Maiju E any highly educated person would know of the lack of significance in anecdotal evidence. Trump loves people like you.
@HerrRoehrich
@HerrRoehrich 8 жыл бұрын
+Maiju E I'm more baffled that highly educated people voted in the GOP primary in the first place! How can you be highly educated and still believe the brainless drivel that party is serving up? Not only Trump, all of them!
@smmcnama
@smmcnama 8 жыл бұрын
+HerrRoehrich Limited Government, States Rights, Fiscal Responsibility, school choice, and Congress makes laws, they are not created by judicial precedence . Yeah that sounds very crazy.Try not to be so insular and polarizing and you might understand the other side, you dont have to agree with them but it doesnt take much to just try and understand the right.
@MissJoy16
@MissJoy16 8 жыл бұрын
+Maiju E Highly educated out of those who voted in the GOP primary only and most west coast right wingers are more libertarian-leaning than their neo-con counterparts in other parts of the county. Those views are closer to Trump (I said "closer", not saying he is libertarian!) then Cruz (a tea partier) or Rubio ("establisment candidate"). I admit that these are just my thoughts, I haven't seen any exit poll data or anything like that.
@TheWayoftheSith
@TheWayoftheSith 8 жыл бұрын
+Steve McNamara Yeah theres certainly difficult to find fault on the philosophical ideals of the right and perfectly fine to hold those views. Their socio-political stance on border security or limiting immigration (immigration reform) is supported by evidence of the sheer economic impact of welfare spent on illegal immigrants who don't pay taxes and increasing rapidly since we got anywhere between 13 million (2008) to 35 million (estimate) who we end up having to pay for, more than 60% of immigrants from Hispanic countries get on welfare and out of the 10'000 a year of immigrants that request welfare, less than 1% are denied due to welfare dependency risk. Eventhough most of hispanic immigrants on welfare stay on it throughout their entire life, ie the welfare state is not doing its job of encouraging people to seek better jobs/education, its clearly a tactic of the left to create a "left voting immigrant base" dependent on government support and on businesses that use cheap labour and refuse to adapt (who can just adopt automated machinery to those jobs anyway like fruit picking/monitoring). Their stance on pro-guns makes sense since its supported by the constitution and banning guns only makes it difficult for legal citizens to obtain those weapons legally since criminals get them through other methods. The reason why older people tend to believe in conservatism is because they grow to understand the world through first hand experience. The problem is the left and right these days make compromises to cater to the other side so we haven't really had anyone whose against war with Russia/Assad, expansion of the welfare state (Common Core/Obama care), limiting military spending, gun-control & pro-choice abortion (ie liberal progressives/neo-cons). Trump was democrat on some things like abortion and ban on automatic weapons, but been in favor of the 2nd amendment and hes been voting republican since 1987, the establishment only sabotaged the Reformist party along with Trump's attempt at running in 2000. The reason why hes doing well with the educated is probably because of the Project Immigration's Impact on the Size and Age Structure from the CIS supports what he thinks of illegal immigration crime/infastructure problem as well as the illegal immigration fiscal report from Fairus and his views on a Muslim ban is justified during times of war, the Pew research on radical Muslims suggests a big political/cultural problem, If you are at war with terrorists that come from Islamic states (or any country that is a threat, like Japan during WWII) you don't let in young men of military age from those countries into our own country, one would think this is common sense and it is supported by the constitution, 8 U.S. Code section 1182 (10)(f). Its a war against a terrorist threat from a select few Islamic countries that harbor those terrorists and haulting this immigration is a justified precaution until the ISIS problem and its other Al Qaeda offshoots are dealt with & once we understand how best to tackle future extremist threats. Hes been far more consistent than any other candidate, definitely more than Hilary and more than Reagan was. Too much money going down the drain on illegals (113 billion) and tax fraud (excess of 300 billion), I think Trump can probably provide alot more money towards the economy, especially preventing money from leaving in foreign aid except in cases where we get something in return to make it worth our while which Trump can help ensure is in our best interests by handling that himself and hes knowledgeable enough in making deals to assign the right people to handle such affairs when hes handling the more important deals. Providing alot of jobs is especially important, which he help ensure by preventing corporate inversion from going to China/India/Mexico, providing millions of jobs in the service industry. Its just making certain supply chains more competitive, help commercialize the more innovative ones and ensure they go back into the US with a lower corporate tax (as well as 0% tax rate for poor people in the lowest income bracket) and alot less need for businesses to share technology with China's competitors (no longer a enforceable requirement). Forcing China to increase labour conditions, respect intellectual property laws, and stamping out China's export subsidies to provide more fair trade which will lower our trade deficit. So that covers jobs/immigration, if he can manage getting the money from Mexico for the wall, that would be nice but I don't particularly care for that. Don't much like his stance on the internet, abortion and gun control. Alot more can be done with universal safe gun control laws for preventing people with mental illness getting hold of them or people with a criminal history, but thats a different nuanced battle that would do more to hinder his campaign. If by some miracle Hilary survives (as in not getting the death penalty and buying her way out), there is no way that PR can save her campaign but apparently the establishment is protecting her. Am I expecting Trump to fix everything? I've heard this argument here and many other places. How he's going to overcome the problems of the financial system or campaign funding is a mystery because much of the problems stems from the corruption between businesses and the state, and the debt that has been accumulated and will increase by 50'000 for each family for the next generation in three decades. But you see I'm not expecting miracles, I just want to pour trillions back into the budget (without relying on defense contracts and selling weapons to enemies like the Bush family).
@ladyrose837
@ladyrose837 8 жыл бұрын
Those images of Rubio and Cruz in a trenchcoat and as The Hangover characters are *prime*.
@angel2901
@angel2901 8 жыл бұрын
Although I am German and cannot vote, I want Donald Trump to be the next US-President. I kinda like him and I think he will repair America. Then again: I am German - and we don't have a good track record with choosing leaders! :P
@SerenGetter
@SerenGetter 8 жыл бұрын
True, Angela Merkel is really fucking up Germany now
@ram150482
@ram150482 8 жыл бұрын
I am an Indian. I want trump to be your president. he is so funny.
@ruans.p.5323
@ruans.p.5323 8 жыл бұрын
+angel2901 As a French, I agree.
@e0o9kii
@e0o9kii 8 жыл бұрын
+angel2901 I'm an Asian-American and I've voting for Bernie Sanders. #FeelTheBern
@cakemason6411
@cakemason6411 8 жыл бұрын
Ich schäme mich gerade für deinen Kommentar...
@basicnpcc
@basicnpcc 8 жыл бұрын
Bernie will Bern him down.
@basicnpcc
@basicnpcc 8 жыл бұрын
"Oh know" United States Education at its finest.
@kevinhu312
@kevinhu312 8 жыл бұрын
Bernie will bern his own people with his red banner you filthy commie
@basicnpcc
@basicnpcc 8 жыл бұрын
^ And that's how you know a person is from the South. Go on an Internet search of what democratic socialism is. The definitions vastly differ. That is, unless you are too ignorant in your beliefs to even care about other view points. I made a point to look up the republican views points so I could make an unbiased choice about which party to follow.
@raptorsquad3081
@raptorsquad3081 8 жыл бұрын
Trump supporters: Trump will be our next president, deal with it liberals!!!!! #Trump2016 Everybody else: Trump will be our next president, deal with it liberals!!!!! And conservatives!!!!! And Mexicans!!!!! And Muslims!!!!! And the Pope!!!!! And all of Earth!!!!! Okay, everybody, just deal with it!!!!! #WHATTHEFUCKISWRONGWITHTHEWORLD
@margaritam.9118
@margaritam.9118 8 жыл бұрын
I can't believe there are still people who aren't thinking he is an idiot. He was unlikeable even for right-wing Christians. If even those people say you're an ignorant bully, that means you truly are :D
@Talisac2236
@Talisac2236 8 жыл бұрын
When you end up in a battlefield with a bullet in your face and your brains splattered all over the place because you had to assist to a war Donald Trump started for some stupid reason like he wants to take over Russia's strip clubs, let's see if your dear Donald gives a shit about you or your family. Fucking idiot.
@ARTILLLA04
@ARTILLLA04 8 жыл бұрын
+Talisac2236 But... but... but Trump is ok with Russia! :) So let him win! :)
@jackp.richardson6415
@jackp.richardson6415 8 жыл бұрын
You know I've been supporting Rubio over Trump since 2015
@johnathanvargas803
@johnathanvargas803 8 жыл бұрын
He will never win, for exactly one reason. He is against gay marriage, saying that marriage is between a man and a woman. It doesn't matter if you agree eith him or not, but this has been one of the points that has lost Republicans votes in the recent years.
@jackp.richardson6415
@jackp.richardson6415 8 жыл бұрын
Johnathan Vargas Yeah, it's sad but true. Though I'd give someone my support even if they were ultimately going to lose. In this case he at least came in third being a close second.
@bruceleeharveyoswald5104
@bruceleeharveyoswald5104 8 жыл бұрын
As have I. Like Marco said, Trump would make a great watch salesman.
@lulucalliope713
@lulucalliope713 8 жыл бұрын
2:08 I just felt this sense of dread wash over me...
@lukebradshaw67
@lukebradshaw67 7 жыл бұрын
The Chicago Cubs though.
@TheJRSvideos
@TheJRSvideos 8 жыл бұрын
Trumpism vs. Socialism vs. Whatever the hell Hillary Clinton is. We're on our way, America!
@Gammera2000
@Gammera2000 8 жыл бұрын
Hillary's a populast, she is what ever's popular with kids.
@jordansmith8377
@jordansmith8377 8 жыл бұрын
+Parker Stetson that comment made my night LOL
@Terzy
@Terzy 8 жыл бұрын
+Parker Stetson That's also true with Sanders.
@vishaliyer8977
@vishaliyer8977 8 жыл бұрын
props to the animation team for that intro. well done
@stevenzhang4629
@stevenzhang4629 8 жыл бұрын
I didn't know robots were eligible to run for president.
@davidreyes1882
@davidreyes1882 8 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the sleeping baby lol
@MrAweeze
@MrAweeze 8 жыл бұрын
"i love the poorly educated!" lmao
@abcd123906
@abcd123906 8 жыл бұрын
"I love the poorly educated" ....wait, he actually said that!! Hahahahaha
@aidanred6270
@aidanred6270 8 жыл бұрын
I'm so embarrassed for America right now
@Dannnnnnnlol
@Dannnnnnnlol 8 жыл бұрын
If you aren't American why do you give a shit out about Americas Presidential Election?
@aidanred6270
@aidanred6270 8 жыл бұрын
Green Hooker I am American. I'm embarrassed that people are actually voting for a bigot like Trump
@absolutelywrong8927
@absolutelywrong8927 8 жыл бұрын
+Aidan red judge not lest ye be judged thy self. I am embarrassed for you sir. Edited to make the message clearer for Aidan. Bless her heart.
@aidanred6270
@aidanred6270 8 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Wrong I'm trying to decipher whatever you tried to convey in your comment but I gave up. I've already voted btw
@Brewheardt
@Brewheardt 8 жыл бұрын
+Green Hooker Because believe it or not, it does affect other countries such as our foreign relations.
@Buenomars
@Buenomars 8 жыл бұрын
Hey Americans, approximately when will there be the last person standing in the Democratic & Republican camps? Kinda excited to see Sanders/Clinton versus Trump.
@ForceOfWill100
@ForceOfWill100 8 жыл бұрын
+Buenomars Nominations will be officially declared in July
@Buenomars
@Buenomars 8 жыл бұрын
Mark Rebok Thanks
@JeffreyM641
@JeffreyM641 8 жыл бұрын
+Mark Rebok But we will probably know sooner. 1ste of March called "super tuesday" might be a deciding blow.
@Will-cv6xv
@Will-cv6xv 8 жыл бұрын
+ludomo True for the Republicans, not for the Democrats.....
@jebguacbowl7381
@jebguacbowl7381 8 жыл бұрын
+Arthur Dent don't know what you mean, Super Tuesday is HUGE for both parties. Right now, it's looking like a Trunp/Clinton election, but we will see
@seannelson603
@seannelson603 7 жыл бұрын
Watching this post 2016 election and Cubs winning the world series... Damn I miss the old days where things were normal....
@tylerlewis3856
@tylerlewis3856 8 жыл бұрын
Looks like Stephen is having too much fun tonight!
@lukasnummer1
@lukasnummer1 8 жыл бұрын
We´re dying. We´re dying. We need money.
@TheHersey
@TheHersey 8 жыл бұрын
I remember this interview with a Trump supporter a few days ago. She was talking about why the US needs Trump, (paraphrased) "I am tired of the United States being laughed at by the rest of the world". And the stereotype perpetuates. Good luck US, the world will continue to laugh at you for voting a reality businessman to office.
@FutonJohn
@FutonJohn 8 жыл бұрын
+TheHersey we are screwed.
@TheHersey
@TheHersey 8 жыл бұрын
+J Lizaso Don't stop feeling The Bern!
@YeshuahisKingofKings
@YeshuahisKingofKings 8 жыл бұрын
+TheHersey you think sanders will fix anything? with $20 Trillion in tax hikes over 10 years, and nationalizing industry? 2016=end of american dream
@TheHersey
@TheHersey 8 жыл бұрын
+Yeshuah is King Yes I do. Taxes pay for things. Derp. 2016 = end of American exceptionalism
@TransparentLabyrinth
@TransparentLabyrinth 8 жыл бұрын
+Yeshuah is King The American Dream is bullshit to begin with. Look around you at how many people make it big, in percentages. And I don't mean go read a few success stories (which you will find are strangely rare compared to the number of people in the country, in total). I'll tell you what the so-called "American Dream" is, in reality: If you beat everyone else, you can be on top and America lets you do that. Statistically speaking, the majority of people are going to lose, while the winner list is incredibly short. That's part of the wealth effect we're seeing now. Rich get richer, poor get poorer, etc. Why? Because winning positions you in a better place to win again. It's cumulative. Meanwhile, all the people who lost to you have an even harder time getting anywhere because most of the "success" is going into your pocket. However, if people are cared for better and can put most of their money back into the economy (rather than having to save every single penny, spend their rent on doctor visits, etc.) the playing field becomes more balanced. Now people can still get ahead by "winning," but there's less of a consequence for being one of the majority of "losers." Or, in Nick Hanauer's words (a billionaire) "There's wealthy or screwed." If we can escape that model, we might just be in good shape. It's not about destroying everything we have. It's about morphing the system into something that is more sustainable in the long-term.
@bowlofrice1006
@bowlofrice1006 8 жыл бұрын
The Hillary vs Trump debates will be remembered for the rest of time. There will be classes taught in colleges about said debates long past we're dead.
@devilsadvocate3588
@devilsadvocate3588 7 жыл бұрын
Lol watching this the day after the Cubs make it to the world series.
@Kay-yy7ln
@Kay-yy7ln 8 жыл бұрын
I hope Rubio or Cruz beat Trump. Trump will have no chance against Sanders or Clinton.
@LoneWolfZakuro14
@LoneWolfZakuro14 8 жыл бұрын
You missed the chance to put an Uncle Sam hat on that snake graphic. I am very disappointed in you, Stephen.
@Sputnikoff
@Sputnikoff 8 жыл бұрын
Best political satire ever! I had my money on Bush vs Clinton, but boy, was I wrong!
@Saposhiente
@Saposhiente 8 жыл бұрын
+Другая Америка You were half right; Clinton is still on target to win with a comfortable margin.
@breannaandreu9578
@breannaandreu9578 8 жыл бұрын
+Saposhiente Terrifying.
@XinBiDe
@XinBiDe 8 жыл бұрын
+Saposhiente Bernie is set to take 3 of the next 4 States. It's far from over, though establishment media is doing their best to paint it as over.
@joebob3719
@joebob3719 8 жыл бұрын
Oh man Steven's coverage of the election is genius. I think I'll even set up an OTA antenna to catch it tonight.
@CrystalsandCandles
@CrystalsandCandles 8 жыл бұрын
wow... Ted Cruz is creepy looking even dressed as the lovable Tin Man
@TinyDolphinMusic
@TinyDolphinMusic 8 жыл бұрын
I can take a hint, Stephen. #colbert2016
@rocknrollch1ck
@rocknrollch1ck 8 жыл бұрын
God, I wish that was true.
@OmicronChan
@OmicronChan 8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Fisher I'd vote Colbert if he was running for president. If I was American.
@jackp.richardson6415
@jackp.richardson6415 8 жыл бұрын
+OmicronChan Actually he did run for president when he hosted "The Colbert Report", for the 2012 election.
@OmicronChan
@OmicronChan 8 жыл бұрын
+Eugene Mathius uhhhhh........ No he didn't. He ran for President of the United States of South Carolina..... Although I guess "President" is technically in that phrase... So you are correct on a technicality I guess.
@jackp.richardson6415
@jackp.richardson6415 8 жыл бұрын
OmicronChan Well... he tried to, but unfortunately he wasn't eligible to run. And yes he did because he had a SuperPac that he had to give to Jon Stewart before running for office otherwise he wouldn't be able to run.
@nikz200
@nikz200 8 жыл бұрын
Everything is shaping up nicely for Hillary to take the podium
@Thumbsupurbum
@Thumbsupurbum 8 жыл бұрын
David Duke, white nationalist, anti-semitic conspiracy theorist, far-right politician, and former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan; Just endorsed Donald Trump. Just thought I'd point that out. Have a nice day.
@FSrevolution
@FSrevolution 8 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Trump's acceptance speech at the Republican Convention
@M2brSaA
@M2brSaA 8 жыл бұрын
"I love the poorly educated." What does that mean?
@YeshuahisKingofKings
@YeshuahisKingofKings 8 жыл бұрын
+M2brSaA because they're too dumb (in his mind) to see through the charade
@TheWayoftheSith
@TheWayoftheSith 8 жыл бұрын
+M2brSaA It means he wants to take care of them (give the poorest people a 0% tax rate).
@beans4415
@beans4415 8 жыл бұрын
+M2brSaA It's much easier to fool those who are ignorant already, whether incidentally or ignorance by choice.
@TheWayoftheSith
@TheWayoftheSith 8 жыл бұрын
B. Moritz Fool? How... I've talked to alot of people about what exactly is wrong with Trump's positions and they never provide a good argument.
@TedCutTheCheese
@TedCutTheCheese 8 жыл бұрын
+M2brSaA Because most of his supporters are poorly educated. Educated voters see through his childish behavior and his ridiculous plans, if you can call them plans....
@ferasmahdi
@ferasmahdi 8 жыл бұрын
You are our new Jon Stewat! God bless you Stephen! You rock!!
@lucymumma8840
@lucymumma8840 7 жыл бұрын
The cubs just won the game that sent them to the world series. That super pac may have failed, but the family's doing alright.
@bananatube6004
@bananatube6004 8 жыл бұрын
Trump's lead is bananas
@LadyCoyKoi
@LadyCoyKoi 8 жыл бұрын
+A Different Video of a Banana Every Goddamn Day *LOL @ randomness* No one will mess with a country that voted a Banana for president. XD
@elizabethlebeau866
@elizabethlebeau866 4 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahahahaha oh what a simpler time
@dothedeed
@dothedeed 8 жыл бұрын
Republicans spending millions to destroy their own front runner? Simply glorious.
@babalabaloo100
@babalabaloo100 8 жыл бұрын
A lot of republicans hate trump, including mw
@babalabaloo100
@babalabaloo100 8 жыл бұрын
+babalabaloo100 *me
@SElisa15
@SElisa15 8 жыл бұрын
Well Trump really isn't much of a Republican...
@LadyHashZ
@LadyHashZ 8 жыл бұрын
"We love the poorly educated" Oh. My. God !!!
@jonisoma5726
@jonisoma5726 8 жыл бұрын
...Marco rubio....Colbert is hilarious...we are going to get in our pick up trucks and learn to love Rubio.
@jackm2499
@jackm2499 8 жыл бұрын
One of the worst comment sections I've ever read
@Gammera2000
@Gammera2000 8 жыл бұрын
It's politics, what do you expect, sunshine and peace? (which America could really use, along with people who understand that you might want to actually hold a government office before trying to be president)
@Erik_tx
@Erik_tx 8 жыл бұрын
+Parker Stetson BITCHASS
@318jec
@318jec 8 жыл бұрын
+Jack M Yeah it's really getting me down. I'm hoping the internet population isn't representative of the actual population.
@muskylemon2310
@muskylemon2310 8 жыл бұрын
The more I think about it, my faith in my fellow Americans is still strong enough if it's a "Trump vs Not-Trump" matchup. There's no way even an electoral majority will legitimately elect that nightmare.
@wiet111
@wiet111 8 жыл бұрын
Let's hope you're right.
@jackdrive223
@jackdrive223 8 жыл бұрын
+Nick Scott if you are right (and your not) we will have revolution in 20 years, the sounds of the firing squads executing the bankers and politicians wont even be heard over the thunder of the applause, you have no idea how angry we are, or how well we have grown our arsenal. best to settle for the aggressive MODERATE that is trump lest you see what we really have planned for you
@MynameisBrianZX
@MynameisBrianZX 8 жыл бұрын
+jack drive Trump built his fortune (which he's very proud of) on outrageous loans from those very bankers and favors from those very politicians. You want a guy who really fights bankers and politicians, you'd want to vote Bernie Sanders.
@wiet111
@wiet111 8 жыл бұрын
jack drive A revolution? Really? You are overestimating the size of the radical movement. Only a small portion of the Trump voters (hopefully) is willing to actually fight. You are also underestimating the power of the US military. A rebellion doesn't stand a chance.
@jackdrive223
@jackdrive223 8 жыл бұрын
wiet111 lol the trump supporters are only the first step, at their root the bernie supporters feel the same way we do and will join us when the time comes, besides who do you think makes up the military? thats right: mostly right wing radicals, the CIA, the pentagon, homeland security, we run them all, what does the left wing and the banks have? wall street and black lives matter?
@kevinladou
@kevinladou 2 жыл бұрын
“Bro this is so depressing. If only they knew…” -Everyone in 2022
@HeadsFullOfEyeballs
@HeadsFullOfEyeballs 8 жыл бұрын
Seeing them next to each other in that graphic, I realised that Ted Cruz looks like a melty version of Marco Rubio. It's the same face, just kind of...drooping.
@danielaubertine6439
@danielaubertine6439 8 жыл бұрын
Why is to ok when Liberals make fun of the color of someones skin?
@cassianandor4103
@cassianandor4103 8 жыл бұрын
+Danger Dan People both liberal and conservative make fun of trump's orangish non-natural skin tone in a light-hearted way and not in a racist way which is different then being a racist.
@ambessashield9360
@ambessashield9360 8 жыл бұрын
+Danger Dan It's not his skin color. Do you think he is orange?! lol
@Ricokz
@Ricokz 8 жыл бұрын
+Danger Dan lmao
@elephantmarch
@elephantmarch 8 жыл бұрын
+Danger Dan When it's self-inflicted... and it's a guy who puts numeric scores on supermodels yet brutalizes his face.
@LadyHashZ
@LadyHashZ 8 жыл бұрын
Because it's an artificial colour!!! He wasn't born ORANGE
@felcorn7453
@felcorn7453 8 жыл бұрын
Where is my poorly educated Donald trump supporter
@middleclassseabass7178
@middleclassseabass7178 8 жыл бұрын
+rafhe marsh I've got a bachelors in Engineering and i'm going to attend graduate school. I've watched every single debate and hundreds of videos of the candidates, am I uneducated?
@middleclassseabass7178
@middleclassseabass7178 8 жыл бұрын
Buttered Toast The media is bad, I agree, Trump agrees. The speeches candidates make are the best source of unbiased information about candidates positions. Interviews are next and then debates. Political coverage of candidates without their input is last. You could ask me any controversial question about Trump and I can explain what happened. I know Trump's history and I know he lies (he calls it truthful hyperbole). I know all the shit people bring up on Trump as well as the stuff people usually don't bring up. I knew about Trump University four years ago and I think I've heard only one person bring that point up this entire political season. I know about his stupid positions on climate change and a few other topics. I honestly believe that Trump is neither conservative nor liberal and neither democrat nor Republican. Trump is his own party, and that's one of the things I like most about him. He can call out republicans for the stupid shit they do as well as call out democrats. I also think Trump is lying about quite a bit because he needs to get the republican nomination first. He lies about his support for religion specifically. I don't think Trump is at all a religious man, but you can't get the GOP nomination without pandering to the religious. How else would someone who was neither a democrat nor a republican expect to win with our two party system? It's a necessity for Trump to lie. Some of the things he lies about are things I could even agree with him on. I could go through every one of Trumps positions. All I have to say is I 100% don't take what Trump says at face value. I know this because he exaggerates everything. So whatever he says I just wind it back about 50% and that's the real numbers. You will also notice that whenever he quotes numbers he gives a range with the top or bottom end of that range makes him seem better. This is also an exaggeration. So I don't think you should just assume i'm being duped. I'm not being duped at all. I know exactly what Trump says, my criticisms of Trump are likely similar criticisms you have. He is not a perfect candidate by any means, but I think he is the best out of the candidates out there now.
@KnownotProductions
@KnownotProductions 8 жыл бұрын
The layout of this segment was soo similar to the Colbert Report! It was pretty nostalgic.
@sssssssev
@sssssssev 8 жыл бұрын
Haha, holy shit, I can't believe he ACTUALLY said "I love the poorly educated."
@bruceleeharveyoswald5104
@bruceleeharveyoswald5104 8 жыл бұрын
"Less" is still miles better than "socialist", "liar", or "buffoon".
@henryptack8471
@henryptack8471 8 жыл бұрын
I feel as though you don't fully grasp socialism, and the fact there won't be a complete shift from capitalism to socialism. That's extremely shortsighted and false. It's instilling some ideas that will help REFORM. Ask TR and FDR
@patelkedar
@patelkedar 8 жыл бұрын
+Garrosh Wittmer You don't know Bernie Sanders or his policies if you call him a socialist.
@jonathanroberson122
@jonathanroberson122 8 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the fact that every media outlet and tv show is constantly talking about Trump, has anything to do with why he's winning.
@creamithmanning2632
@creamithmanning2632 8 жыл бұрын
nah, it's just a coincidence...................... Shit.
@superpcstation
@superpcstation 8 жыл бұрын
We were counting on you America.This is not ok
@62Trevor2199
@62Trevor2199 8 жыл бұрын
Hey man, we are trying here
@bensnow2688
@bensnow2688 8 жыл бұрын
Rubio's always been my favorite
@JoshuaFagan
@JoshuaFagan 8 жыл бұрын
Trump has made me do something I never thought I'd do: agree with Fox News and the Republican Establishment
@TheBeardedButler
@TheBeardedButler 8 жыл бұрын
Guys stop voting for Trump ironically, or he'll actually be president.
@bobertrosechuckle413
@bobertrosechuckle413 8 жыл бұрын
The way he says Nevada is hilarious
@tothewheel
@tothewheel 8 жыл бұрын
This is right where I'm at. My picks for president: 1. Scott Walker 2. Rand Paul 3. Ben Carson 4. Marco Rubio 5. Anybody but Trump
@aprilyear2011
@aprilyear2011 8 жыл бұрын
My choice is Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
@MattMusky
@MattMusky 8 жыл бұрын
Rubio is right though, he is the best choice left
@HappypandaAJ
@HappypandaAJ 8 жыл бұрын
Rubio would be an excellent president.
@3finger10
@3finger10 8 жыл бұрын
+Happypanda AJ I don't think so......
@HappypandaAJ
@HappypandaAJ 8 жыл бұрын
***** Better than Trump or Hillary Clinton...
@PresidentClash
@PresidentClash 8 жыл бұрын
No john kasich but yah rubio is great too
@patelkedar
@patelkedar 8 жыл бұрын
+Matt Musky Well, maybe if you're talking of the Republican side. But on the democrat side, you're looking at Sanders who beat every Republican by double digits in hypothetical general election polls.
@JordanShackelford
@JordanShackelford 8 жыл бұрын
This guy is a shill. He doesn't even write his own material
@dimitriinnocent3069
@dimitriinnocent3069 8 жыл бұрын
Who cares that why there are writers on tv shows
@traciemorgan3426
@traciemorgan3426 8 жыл бұрын
write*
@1985gvs
@1985gvs 8 жыл бұрын
You do know he started as a writer right?
@Vwcaddy-jo9ij
@Vwcaddy-jo9ij 8 жыл бұрын
+Sarok he doesnt have an editor. cool it
@Vwcaddy-jo9ij
@Vwcaddy-jo9ij 8 жыл бұрын
+Sarok.... typo...who cares....maybe he doesnt know....its the contnet that matters....go write for associated press or some other trump hating and attack low hanging fruit that has no significance
@williamcoles3674
@williamcoles3674 8 жыл бұрын
If Trump becomes president Canada might have an immigration problem too...
@imhorriblewithnames1498
@imhorriblewithnames1498 8 жыл бұрын
*Wondering why the Phandom has not commented about him saying Protip yet*
@BrigadoomNorth
@BrigadoomNorth 8 жыл бұрын
#FeelTheBern
@CaptainChocolatePig
@CaptainChocolatePig 8 жыл бұрын
Shh shh shh! Ben Carson is sleeping!
@pgsm15
@pgsm15 8 жыл бұрын
America to the world: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
@brittanywhy560
@brittanywhy560 8 жыл бұрын
Oh Marco, you give me such optimism. XD
@renswisse
@renswisse 8 жыл бұрын
Just let Donald Trump be president for just one week to satisfy our collective curiosity of what it would be like.
@gordogunso
@gordogunso 8 жыл бұрын
a presidents job last for four years..... and thats something I would NEVER want to have as a REAL American. #bernie2016
@spelunkingmonkey7630
@spelunkingmonkey7630 8 жыл бұрын
+gordogunso Oh the irony.
@sench3911
@sench3911 8 жыл бұрын
The white house new reality show airs 8 November 2016, Starring Donald Trump with your host Stephen Colbert.
@ivandagr857
@ivandagr857 8 жыл бұрын
i got stoned listesnig to Dark Side Of the Moon and i watched this then he said that......... thsat blew my mind..
@Meppolep7
@Meppolep7 8 жыл бұрын
Highly educated voting for trump is a contradiction.
@thestupidfreakingcow
@thestupidfreakingcow 8 жыл бұрын
I saw that the top comment was about #Grade2016. Well done, KZfaq. I can trust you to keep the Internet right while I go to bed.
@Esmeralda-fo1dk
@Esmeralda-fo1dk 8 жыл бұрын
#feelthebern
@SElisa15
@SElisa15 8 жыл бұрын
Get over it
@DannyCaliBoy
@DannyCaliBoy 8 жыл бұрын
I'm a Republican and an avid Trump supporter but I don't care what you say Colbert is hilarious!! He's the best late night host of our time!
@grantmegan91
@grantmegan91 8 жыл бұрын
it's all In good fun Stephen is a comedian. I'm not a trump supporter but I don't take offence to Colbert when he goes after Democrats.
@cadelipsey866
@cadelipsey866 8 жыл бұрын
+Megan Grant But he doesn't do it as open and more so than he does to Trump. Sad, I used to like him and think he was funny. He really isn't anymore.
@gat0tsu
@gat0tsu 8 жыл бұрын
man seriously cobert so fucking legit. I was worried he would lose his colbert report style of comedy. props for everything
@DontMissVideos
@DontMissVideos 8 жыл бұрын
Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump
@JoshCruiser5JoshH
@JoshCruiser5JoshH 8 жыл бұрын
Dump, dump, dump, dump
@djbeastm0de015
@djbeastm0de015 8 жыл бұрын
You suck, suck, suck, suck
@DontMissVideos
@DontMissVideos 8 жыл бұрын
+DJbeastm0de01 deez nutz
@freyayoung989
@freyayoung989 8 жыл бұрын
Please Stephen don't get 98% off your material by making fun of republicans. There's more out there, it seems that all of your videos are just about Donald Trump or another republican. It's not very refreshing to not have anything else be your joke material.
@OmicronChan
@OmicronChan 8 жыл бұрын
+Freya Young He does, come on. Bernie sandwiches was one of the BEST segments ever. He has plenty of variety. It's just that its a presidential race year and this year is epically tragic and hilarious. It's like the climax of the tragicomedy that is American politics.
@RichPiana5Percent
@RichPiana5Percent 8 жыл бұрын
The media wants Trump to be president. Every time he opens his mouth it's gold. Comedians would have material for the next four years!
@MCPlanet18
@MCPlanet18 8 жыл бұрын
I don't want any of them in the Oval Office.
@alexhamilton3522
@alexhamilton3522 8 жыл бұрын
So which country should I flee to if Trump/Hillary is elected?
@igzuniga
@igzuniga 8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Hamilton in the mountains of Peru..
@Protester19
@Protester19 8 жыл бұрын
Canada is the best bet
@greg.sym.4115
@greg.sym.4115 8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Hamilton Canada. Or literally any of the many English speaking/fluent countries out there. Or any country where they speak any language at all that you understand. Or any other country, you'll pick the language up pretty quickly. Just not anywhere with a war on.
@fourkurodani9924
@fourkurodani9924 8 жыл бұрын
Canada since it's closest, but if you've got the money got to a Nordic country :)
@zarissmo
@zarissmo 8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Hamilton Why not Mexico? Racist liberals...
@EricDemamp
@EricDemamp 8 жыл бұрын
He should go back to his old character, maybe he'll gain back some viewers.
@alishehper1
@alishehper1 8 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious. Stephen is too good.
@Fantasy.AI.
@Fantasy.AI. 7 жыл бұрын
We got em next year coach
@shnoopydoopy6707
@shnoopydoopy6707 8 жыл бұрын
Fuck, I don't want to get drafted into WW3 by Trump.
@spelunkingmonkey7630
@spelunkingmonkey7630 8 жыл бұрын
I do.
@shnoopydoopy6707
@shnoopydoopy6707 8 жыл бұрын
Bob Then just join.
@spelunkingmonkey7630
@spelunkingmonkey7630 8 жыл бұрын
shnoopy doopy I did.
@shnoopydoopy6707
@shnoopydoopy6707 8 жыл бұрын
Bob nice
@shnoopydoopy6707
@shnoopydoopy6707 8 жыл бұрын
Good luck.
@somprasongu-chupongamorn6435
@somprasongu-chupongamorn6435 8 жыл бұрын
Everyone voting for trump cause they trolling and trump is also trolling
@rockandroll829
@rockandroll829 8 жыл бұрын
I think Colbert has secretly always wanted to have grown up to be a magician...
@quintinpreciado4414
@quintinpreciado4414 8 жыл бұрын
Marco kicks ass, Rubio 2016!
@metallicak5
@metallicak5 8 жыл бұрын
#MarcoRubio2016
@HappypandaAJ
@HappypandaAJ 8 жыл бұрын
Preach! Rubio for President!
@chucknorris3941
@chucknorris3941 8 жыл бұрын
I will never get tired of that intro
@jesusluna181
@jesusluna181 8 жыл бұрын
It's like watching one of those nature documentaries where the python unhinges its jaw. And slowly swallow a capybara and then becomes president of the unites states" 😂
@shuhaabshah131
@shuhaabshah131 8 жыл бұрын
wow America .. just wow..
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