it has been 5 minutes without turbo overkill, I am shivering, the voices are getting louder, and all i hear in my head is maw's voice. Please help me, every second without turbo overkill, i get more insane. My mom told me "Ripper isn't real!" But in my eyes, i see her. with that look in her face, ready to punch me.i already have tier 2 insanity. my vision is tinted blue, and i am shivering constantly. just then, i felt a knock on my door. "come out honey, its time for dinner". it must be another player. little do they know im a murder machine. i grab my chegg from my bedside drawer. time to start progressing. i step out into the hallway and oneshot my bounty. this augment must be dealing alot of damage already. i hear a scream from the other room. must be their sloth. as i burst into their room, i see a syn mech with a shield, this could be trouble. i immidiately chegg him and move onto the next room. a little freshie standing in a crib. free zhen. as i grip the freshie, i remember im hungry. luckily i have the carnivore talent. as i restore my hunger and thirst from the freshie, i hear a knock on the front door. "POLICE" the room is suddenly filled by junkies. shit, they are all angry, i dont think i can survive. luckily, i chegged them all to death
(obviously a shitpost btw)