She had the tightest little orange skirt in all of the galaxy...
@mr.austin800711 ай бұрын
Vader wanted that AHSSoka
@OfficialDoggyYT4 ай бұрын
NAAAAHHHHHHUH
@mr.austin80074 ай бұрын
@@OfficialDoggyYT YAAAAHHHHHHUH
@Eric-jk3oiАй бұрын
Imagine you walking you just see Vader clapping her cheeks. Oh my God you got your kid. You walk in. You've been waiting in this line forever and Vader's is going to town. He's just clapping at his cheeks. Oh my God I pay good money to see that good money. I would get me one of those churros and I had to sit there and I watch
@XylospringАй бұрын
There is a Twist NO ONE would expect. @@Eric-jk3oi
@Da_Flopper6926 күн бұрын
Ok
@spincitynyc809 Жыл бұрын
He's force choking his chicken.
@baki4845 ай бұрын
What's left of it
@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy5 ай бұрын
@@baki484fried chicken
@jojomj5 ай бұрын
@@East_Coast_Toasty_BoyLMAO
@Mr_Egg044 ай бұрын
@@East_Coast_Toasty_Boytoo far… 🤣
@clutchinson74384 ай бұрын
Yes! I'm having a laugh seizure.! " you have failed me for the last time.Admiral Peenet
@justnineteensymbols8513 Жыл бұрын
"She was your fathers exotic alien apprentice"
@threestrikesmarxman9095 Жыл бұрын
And she was a good friend.
@enzoofelba Жыл бұрын
Barely legal in most systems
@__prometheus__ Жыл бұрын
@@enzoofelba💀💀💀
@Reblwitoutacause Жыл бұрын
ah, a man of culture
@turfyplayer1584 Жыл бұрын
@@enzoofelbaLuke have I told you about Ashoka Tano?
@DavidAllanLaursen Жыл бұрын
The way he turned to look at the camera. "You seeing this too?" Then clenches his fist to stop himself from saying something out of pocket.
@plmokm33 Жыл бұрын
LOL holy crap
@SectusOG Жыл бұрын
The fist clench was him activating the voice command. They're based on hand motions.
@Whazzupie10 ай бұрын
Any of the actors in the open that play voice lines have a special hand-motion button system embedded in their gloves, they do finger motions and press the button on their palm and it plays different phrases on the park's local intercom speakers for different specific contexts and phrases. It's great lol Stormtroopers routinely diss on passerby's with it, that infamous meme line: "If there's one Last Jedi in the galaxy; Its not you." Then another trooper chimes in, "Roger." or "Affirmative!" to solidify it.
@Josh237614 ай бұрын
I actually thought he turned to the camera to give a cheeky 👍
@Freeze-n-Frost3 ай бұрын
@@SectusOG I’m unsure if the click is from the actor hitting the suit or hitting the button for the voice line but you can definitely hear a click after the fist clench
@MOB_Maximo10 ай бұрын
Bro got a second lightsaber just looking at her 💀💀💀💀💀
@andrewhernandez470324 күн бұрын
The force is strong with this one
@gunk487622 күн бұрын
I like your pfp
@IceGangsta10 ай бұрын
*"Obi Wan cut all my appendages.. but he missed one."*
@itsjoeybytch2 ай бұрын
WHAT A COMMENT
@IceGangsta2 ай бұрын
@@itsjoeybytch Ngl I don't remember making this comment, definitely some ish I'd say though 😂
@OmarMammadov064Ай бұрын
Lol
@plushiefamily5036Ай бұрын
It got burnt☠️
@ryeguy7941Ай бұрын
Nah, he got that one when they were dueling Dooku.
@bardicdad Жыл бұрын
Ahsoka . . . you've grown.
@leonardowickman57 Жыл бұрын
Had to happen sometime.
@Universe7Gamer Жыл бұрын
So have you master 😉
@anotherrandomguy8871 Жыл бұрын
@@Universe7Gamer”I mean, I would grow if I could but…”
@Taschip Жыл бұрын
@@Universe7GamerAYYYYOOOOOOO
@Ghostthebeatmaker Жыл бұрын
Sus!
@getajobmate1281 Жыл бұрын
"Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?"
@USAenjoyer123 Жыл бұрын
She was Anakin’s exotic teenage alien Palawan
@Charlie94781 Жыл бұрын
Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka kept each other warm in the tent during long campaigns
@The-Fat-Man17 Жыл бұрын
@@Charlie94781"she got very good with the meat saber"
@therealspeedwagon145110 ай бұрын
Barely legal in most systems
@jeromevaleska201410 ай бұрын
The finest piece of jailbait the galaxy had ever seen.
@marcuscain137711 ай бұрын
Count Dooku: Something is rising, something sinister.
@enderfox16992 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 im dying from that 🤣🤣🤣
@RJA_edits11 ай бұрын
If Padme caught me doing this she would be very jealous
@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T10 ай бұрын
He just being a therapist 😭
@Reaper_Rapi16 күн бұрын
But she's dead.
@XavierC-qj9le9 күн бұрын
Agree
@danielfarmland7443 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure Vader isn't her ONLY FAN.......
@racheysdad Жыл бұрын
"you exhibit elevated levels of breast tissue"
@fiddlesticks7245 Жыл бұрын
@@iamReddington bruh look it's normal to despise TCW and Ahsoka but saying shit like "crapsoka" does you and everyone adjacent to you no good. Grow up
@davidmcclung3574 Жыл бұрын
@@iamReddington calm down bro let her be in her own world and besides we all know it's not the true Asoka we all know and love so Don't be a ass whole or just dont watch this content then if you dislike it
@geckoliveson8120 Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@Colt3rJ26 Жыл бұрын
@@iamReddington bros got beef with a protagonist in a cartoon tv show lmfao 💀
@dantethetricksterstyle Жыл бұрын
"I sense elevated levels of anxiety" *vader realising he was reading his own thoughts* 💀
@tandavawalsh0777 Жыл бұрын
XD
@user-hk8yp7cw1v Жыл бұрын
You exhibit*
@dantethetricksterstyle Жыл бұрын
@user-hk8yp7cw1v maybe you should've just written the comment yourself 💀
@raven_1133 Жыл бұрын
@@dantethetricksterstyleHe has a point as you did quote it, but at the same time, that’s like saying that the Battle of Midway was WW2, the same yet different, and able to intermingle…I think Ahsoka got me acting up, the blood aint in THAT head it’s in the OTHER head.
@dantethetricksterstyle Жыл бұрын
@raven_1133 I wasn't quoting anything. Just simply saying what came to mind. It's not my fault it sounds like a vader quote 💀
@Wulf-sq9zw Жыл бұрын
"I sense an elevated level of anxiety." I think Vader is talking about himself there.
@thirdparty952 Жыл бұрын
“Ahsoka, I must gift to you our lightsaber that has been passed down for generations.”
@stephenmiller4091 Жыл бұрын
Vader: you look familiar. What is your name? Ahsoka: It's Ahsoka, Ahsoka Streetwalker.
@ryanframbs353 Жыл бұрын
She belongs to the streets 😅😅
@ruloperez8113 Жыл бұрын
I find your LACK of porn Disturbing!!!
@Bravocantsee Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@thebatmane2220 Жыл бұрын
Streetwalker is crazy 😂😂😂
@kamikazekyre6101 Жыл бұрын
Shut up and take my credits.
@lazelda007 Жыл бұрын
ahsoka's hips don't lie
@UndeadPigeonFilms Жыл бұрын
Ahsoka's hips say Bush did 9/11.
@Milchreismitschoko2 Жыл бұрын
@@UndeadPigeonFilmsi didn’t know hips were able to speak well I think I learned something new today
@PasiHatGrasi Жыл бұрын
@@Milchreismitschoko2wichtig
@Milchreismitschoko2 Жыл бұрын
@@PasiHatGrasi in der tat
@imnotkiddingg Жыл бұрын
what hips LMAO
@RJGuitz11 ай бұрын
Vader: the force is thicc in this one...
@riveraharper8166 Жыл бұрын
The cake is strong in this one.
@michaellecompte6483 Жыл бұрын
The Force is hard with this one lol
@michaellecompte6483 Жыл бұрын
Execute Order 69
@matthewa9987 Жыл бұрын
Most under appreciated comment fr
@FreakFrederick Жыл бұрын
It's not the only thing hard
@PartTimeGoblinSlayer Жыл бұрын
Oh God. That's gotta be in the top ten cheesy, nerdy porn lines. 😂
@michaellecompte6483 Жыл бұрын
@@PartTimeGoblinSlayer don’t know if that’s a compliment or insult but hey it made the top ten lol
@RhyperiorRanger Жыл бұрын
If Anakin had gone to therapy (and the council hadn’t been jerks to him) we wouldn’t have a franchise 😂
@thomasflores7817 Жыл бұрын
How were they jerks to him?
@alan133 Жыл бұрын
They were all up their arses with "the jedi way", especially when lecturing Anakin when he was worried about his mother, but they themselves broke the rules anyway; such as being generals of war, raising rebellions, spying, and getting involved in assassination plots. Mace Windu trying to kill Palpatine is basically extrajudicial murder and is not allowed in the Jedi code but he wanted to do it anyway. But fearing the safety of your own mother? FEAR LEADS TO ANGER ANGER LEADS TO HATE HATE LEADS TO SUFFERING.
@brandonwilliams6221 Жыл бұрын
The Jedi order: Understands themselves and their own limits. *some bratty kid they NEVER wanted to try and raise anyway, messes up AS THEY PREDICTED* Modern people: “The Jedi order failed Anakin/were mean. It’s their own fault.” Nah man, Anakin was just a bad dude. Dude was essentially a school shooter and people are defending him and blaming the order. As if Anakin wasn’t to his core a sketchy person who never should have be given any power. But nah, the vanguards of peace throughout the galaxy that sacrifice everything for the cause are the bad ones *really.* Give me a break.
@isaiahlozano5301 Жыл бұрын
@@brandonwilliams6221 bro he was literally taken out of slavery to be in the Jedi Order, he was a kid dealt with a bad hand. Did you expect him to be emotionally stable at that age even when losing his mother and His father figure (being Qui Gon)? No! Granted he is stubborn, reckless, and quick to anger, but that doesn’t make him a bad person (your also forgetting he was literally being groomed by Palpatine at a young age, trying to come off as his “best friend”).
@fireflyfiadh Жыл бұрын
@@brandonwilliams6221yea but it was the council that bestowed that power unto him, instead of going, "hey, your kinda fucked up, let's give you proper support and also not give you a weapon."
@firstlast984611 ай бұрын
“Luke, she was the finest piece of Jail Bait the Galaxy had ever seen” - Obi Wan
@r3gret2079 Жыл бұрын
"Is that a lightsaber or are you just happy to see me, maasterrrrr?" Bro was sweatin in that suit, elevated levels of anxiety eh?
@InquisitiveEngineer Жыл бұрын
“You exhibit elevated levels of anxiety” - Vader channeling his inner Vulcan
@damonsmith6339 Жыл бұрын
EXECUTE ORDER 69! 😳
@michaellecompte6483 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@natwalsh2710 Жыл бұрын
?
@damonsmith6339 Жыл бұрын
@@natwalsh2710 Ask your dad
@kenmiller2230 Жыл бұрын
This is where the fun begins 😂
@Sentienal Жыл бұрын
@@natwalsh2710you'll get the joke when you explore the sexual side of the internet
@horvathbenedek3596 Жыл бұрын
"I can sense longing in you... for your father..."
@Your_Host Жыл бұрын
Vader "forgive me Padme for what im about to do"
@Thegoofyvoid5 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@vpaul4374 Жыл бұрын
When Obi-Wan told us Ahsoka was a good friend, he didn't mention she was that good of a friend
@TilDrill Жыл бұрын
Yes he did. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iNGEnMVysd3Kfps.html
@empirestate8791 Жыл бұрын
I would unironically love to see Vader (in his suit) and Ahsoka having dinner together. Would make for some very interesting conversations.
@Bluejay-jg6hz Жыл бұрын
Him sitting there trying to stuff the food in one of his vents
@pablothefighter Жыл бұрын
I usually skip that part
@tanith117 Жыл бұрын
@@Bluejay-jg6hz Im picturing the Robot chicken Bespin diner scene.
@Bluesonofman Жыл бұрын
They are like Father and daughter though
@tandavawalsh0777 Жыл бұрын
@@Bluejay-jg6hz ROFL
@ShEDDiNgmYSkiN10 ай бұрын
'You exhibit elevated levels of silicone." 😂
@Aigis31 Жыл бұрын
Something about this clip being so short with the only spoken line being "you're exhibiting an elevated level of anxiety" makes it so funny to me. Therapist Vader
@Oliver-ld3ei Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen the Vader actor at Disney land and George literally couldn’t have created a more menacing character because I felt a little nervous just from seeing him even though I knew it was all fake.
@johnassal5838 Жыл бұрын
Or the actor was a serial killer and you instinctively picked up on that. Imagine how confused you'd be if he'd been dressed as Goofy.
@Joni_Tarvainen Жыл бұрын
Once in a Star Wars con there was this one huge ass dude in Vader suit, like easily 220cm tall man (7´2 in freedom units if I'm not incorrect) and I was dressed as Sith Marauder from Old Republic- era with dude dressed as Revan next to me. This tower of a man spoke just like Vader and came to us in character to seek knowledge of the Sith of old while people had gathered in a circle around us with illuminated lightsabers. The most immersive Star Wars experiences ever and it was completely organic by people who didn't even knew each other.
@VengefulPolititron Жыл бұрын
@@johnassal5838 You Sir, have metichlorians.
@gator9339 Жыл бұрын
Last time I went to Disneyland with my gf some Stormtroopers came up to talk to us while we were taking pictures of them, up close they are pretty intimidating and they do their job well.
@plmokm33 Жыл бұрын
@@johnassal5838 Does Goofy not creep other people out too?
@sufiafnan2673 Жыл бұрын
I can sense a disturbance in my nether regions.
@Edge_Boye Жыл бұрын
“Fatherless behaviour” -Vader
@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy5 ай бұрын
Vader would know.
@kcazzzzz Жыл бұрын
Vader is like a father to her. he should be saying "put on some clothes young lady, don't be a rebellious rebel"
@cckiller0053 Жыл бұрын
"Stop watching alien porn, we have a galaxy to conquer" ~Palpatine, probably
@TonyisKing343 Жыл бұрын
Bruh Ahsoka looking like Vaders sugar baby. Sugar Vader knows what tge ladies like
@BotBruh448 Жыл бұрын
Tanks?
@stormbringer284011 ай бұрын
Canons !
@dill1412 Жыл бұрын
Did bro said "DAMN" at the start? 🤣
@random.3665 Жыл бұрын
he said "There"
@mgasukihanwa84111 ай бұрын
Sure sounded like it, but I think he said "There"
@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T10 ай бұрын
It would've been mad hilarious if he did
@TheGuardingDark_5 ай бұрын
Those hips have never once told a falsehood.
@SouthernSoloBelle4 ай бұрын
L o l
@mviouscosplay Жыл бұрын
Ahsoka be hitting up the cluuuuub~
@marcusrimson6330 Жыл бұрын
Yo why is Ahsoka looking absolutely caked up?
@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy5 ай бұрын
On a Tuesday afternoon.
@thesovereign6996 Жыл бұрын
Vader: *DEEPER BREATHING INTENSIFIES*
@andrevaughn6980 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Robd0711 ай бұрын
I felt my Force rise with this video!
@LCTesla Жыл бұрын
Therapy: takes 2 hours Vader: 2 seconds
@user-yy3sj9ny6l11 ай бұрын
And a burned one😂
@Buttlicker69 Жыл бұрын
If Asohka is here, then he is here
@samuelbarnes5196 Жыл бұрын
shhh
@bigd11312 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha if you know you know
@sharpshooterjames8891 Жыл бұрын
We do not mention him here
@kevintovartorres6802 Жыл бұрын
We do not speak his name or even that tormented place
@afro4640 Жыл бұрын
Someone explain the joke
@DeceasedFlesh Жыл бұрын
What Ahsoka was up to after leaving the jedi order
@stormbringer28409 ай бұрын
A girl has to make a living …
@Redacted_Ruler4 ай бұрын
“And she was a good friend”
@jinxdafox30423 ай бұрын
I can't unhear Vader saying "There, Simp elevated levels of anxiety."
@jfett1738 Жыл бұрын
She was a great friend -obi wan Kenobi
@Reaper_Rapi11 ай бұрын
Insert order 69 Storm trooper: what the Frick is going on in there Other storm trooper: I don't want to talk about it
@privatesnapper2571 Жыл бұрын
Vader: execute order 96… 69…
@jacobmosovich10 ай бұрын
I love the little fist bump lmao you can tell hes smiling in his mask XD
@mauichungus2021 Жыл бұрын
He's here...I can feel it....
@matix1256 Жыл бұрын
Vader - PADME? PADME WHO? XD
@Wertsir Жыл бұрын
Pad me
@spartan1010101 Жыл бұрын
She was a good friend
@Typical_Tomato10 ай бұрын
Darth Vader:who are you? Ashoka: My name is Ahsoka Stripwalker.
@rickpontificates3406 Жыл бұрын
I think old Darth has an elevated level in his pants
@mayhem-z9y Жыл бұрын
Hes here i can feel his presence 🙂
@SnazzySazerac98 Жыл бұрын
Dammit.. he’s breached containment from the other app. We’re doomed
@mayhem-z9y Жыл бұрын
@@SnazzySazerac98 god help us all happy Dino month.
@AZbyNite Жыл бұрын
1st rule gents. 1st rule.
@JustPhoenyx Жыл бұрын
He's loose
@LionWithShades Жыл бұрын
Knew I would find one.
@KamalaChameleonLies Жыл бұрын
"Mom I want Star Wars.. " "But Dear.. dad already has Star Wars at Home" Dad's Star Wars at Home:
@I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks Жыл бұрын
Youngling Ahsoka: Babysitting a small girl Rookie Padawan Ahsoka: Little sister Experience commanding Padawan Ahsoka: Younger sister Ahsoka during the season she left the order: Same age sister Final season Ahsoka in Mandalorian clothing: Girlfriend Rebel's Ahsoka: M'lady The Mandalorian Ahsoka: Mommy TCW future premonition Ahsoka: Hello ma'am Sith fanart Ahsoka: * in Balthazar's voice * I've been a bad boy The Son possessed Ahsoka: Choke me like you hate me but you love me
@ENr369 Жыл бұрын
He got his peaches from Georgia He got his Rizz from Arizona
@Reaper_Rapi11 ай бұрын
And proceeded to get his guns in Alabama
@PhuckYT12 Жыл бұрын
That outfit is dangerous... I mean good... very good
@ryannewberry38454 ай бұрын
Never realized Ahsoka was packing so much cake and here Vaders living off nutrient paste 😂😂
@ashbudsby97111 ай бұрын
I sense elevated levels of Darth’s “lightsaber”
@robfus Жыл бұрын
Vader be like:"Ashoka! Where you think you going dressed like that!?"
@coryswanson2247 Жыл бұрын
Vader read her like a cheap magazine holy shit hahaha
@aztec09964 ай бұрын
"The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural"
@Wardxg_04 ай бұрын
**Asthmatic breath** "I am ur highest paying OF."
@ocramolop6 Жыл бұрын
His left arm jerking like that means that he was staring at the booty and he felt embarrassed that you caught him on camera
@Vandicoup7 ай бұрын
Bro went "NOOOOO!" on the inside.
@dekulonghorns6127 Жыл бұрын
Damn I didn’t think Ashoka had daddy issues
@allegianceproductionsoffic92653 ай бұрын
“I feel a disturbance in the force” 💀
@AjedigetreadytodieAHHHHHH6 ай бұрын
Snips… you’ve grown.
@BigBlackGlock Жыл бұрын
"Lord Vader, is that a lightsaber in your suit or are you just happy to see me?"
@cckiller0053 Жыл бұрын
Ayo, WinkyDink reference!
@Reaper_Rapi11 ай бұрын
Palpa teen: a Vader what are you doing and yo what the fuck! Gets heart attack
@turnage_michael Жыл бұрын
Missing context: The guy in the suit is her ex and she's constantly harassing him on purpose just to screw with him.
@Devastator21 Жыл бұрын
wait really or are you just trolling
@turnage_michael Жыл бұрын
@@Devastator21 Trolling lol.
@turnage_michael Жыл бұрын
@@Devastator21 But who knows, maybe I did guess correctly.
@Devastator21 Жыл бұрын
@@turnage_michael lol
@Glenn1440-p1p4 ай бұрын
Vader as a Therapist… is just what my cynical heart needs. ❤😂
@SouthernSoloBelle4 ай бұрын
Actually tho
@VanguardDeezNutz Жыл бұрын
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?
@patrickregalado42085 ай бұрын
She was anakins exotic teenage apprentice
@Saintbow Жыл бұрын
When your Onlyfans subs start to decline and you have to recruit new members...
@thecomicman6890 Жыл бұрын
He’s here. I sense it.
@MarioMario-uy2my Жыл бұрын
Now youve just summoned him
@Jedigrandmaster6637 Жыл бұрын
Who? What’s his name?
@TheCockroach126 Жыл бұрын
@@Jedigrandmaster6637 we cant discuss it or else he shall appear
@MrBoosta4 ай бұрын
And just like that Vader felt a disturbance in the force 😂
@user-jl8xg3dc4d2 ай бұрын
You don't have the cake, my boy's got the cake
@kdc858 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love the sneaky thumbs up by vader
@jonathandeyne-ow2ib5 ай бұрын
“Elevated levels of anxiety” Vader scared he gon get canceled 😭😭
@Linksworld23894 ай бұрын
He sensed elevated levels of thirst from her
@apocalypticpraefectus8575 Жыл бұрын
"I sense a lack of Fatherly love..."
@3thosmusic22 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if Anakin ditched Padme for Ahsoka they would have orange babies
@SirDarkWonka Жыл бұрын
actually........
@tristanwebb529010 ай бұрын
7 year age gap
@josetomascamposrobledano461811 күн бұрын
“And she was a good friend…”
@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs Жыл бұрын
Did he say _"Damn....You exhibit elevated levels of anxiety?"_ 😂😂😂
@tristanwebb529010 ай бұрын
No
@bigd11312 Жыл бұрын
He's here....a dark presence from another app...
@jay14n Жыл бұрын
Lmao YESSSSSS
@ThePapuFiles Жыл бұрын
That Darth Vader: Mhm 😏 REAL Darth Vader: **Stabs her with his lightsaber**
@StrasburgCN894 ай бұрын
my lightsaber ignited so hard when i saw ahsoka
@MATT-AT3 ай бұрын
Next up is a Twi'lek 😂 Vader be taking screenshots for sure 😂🎉
@KrisRoberts11411 ай бұрын
It's the oldest proffesion in the galaxy😅
@ambatukam-oe2ii Жыл бұрын
She got the whole cake industry
@SPACE-C0WB0Y9 ай бұрын
The cake is strong in this one
@Its_Cannon10 ай бұрын
“You create* elevated levels of anxiety”
@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Pinkielover Жыл бұрын
Vader was gonna smash that ash lol
@equusamans9 ай бұрын
Sometimes, it’s good you wear a mask. Not only can you stare at her butt without people noticing, but you are also shielded from all those idiots with cameras recording you all day and posting it on the internet.
@AdamusPrime7611 ай бұрын
Elevated “levels of anxiety”. Sure. It was the anxiety.
@thekyleprojekt79967 ай бұрын
men, tell your daughters you love them and give them hugs, otherwise they become like this
@hickorynamlet91028 ай бұрын
Yes correct, I have had the unfortunate experience of seeing her at a Disney resort that I worked at and the way she treated everyone like crap. Go to the Swan Reserve and just ask about her and her "Lamborghini" that isn't even her's.