Missions: Abu sufian - Internal Affair CIA in LV Day 5 (1:48) yo g - FBI Operazione Droga (8:13) SmashmanplaysMC - Welcome Home (10:18) Ristar101 and his bud Ezekiel - Get Psycho (14:00) unnamed - Girls vs Workers (16:53) FiJunk And Americanow - Atentado Terrorista (18:34) The Hunter - Sacra Corona Unita Family (21:06) kowal3 - Call of Duty Mission Hunter Killer (29:04) Evan - Jump (34:50) CJ248 - Naczelnik z Chinatown (49:56) Zombie - Madd Doggs Party (56:46) Kill List: Pulaski (11:19) Pulaski Once And For All (12:32) Wszystkich (30:03) Tego Twardego Ruska (31:40) Wszystkich Sam (32:20) naczelnika (51:59) em and save Madd Dogg (58:50) Trivia: Josh was correct at 8:13 where he noted that no mission in the previous episode was non-English. I didn't put it as trivia then because I thought he activated an 'English Only' setting or something. I want a mission where every subject of a Thing vs Thing mission faces off in one big brawl.

A wise man once said: Each gets by with what holds.

Pronouncing Giuseppe as "Goopsie" was the best thing here

49:30 the way he just walks off makes me laugh.

i love how the farming mission was giving directions in the mission like there was a narrator "It enters inside the Auto" "Gone to the Job" "It turns on the engine of the tractor"

24:42 I recently lost my mom to cancer, so it's been fucking hard for me, this is one of the first times I actually laughed out loud in the past few months. thanks josh

It's always really adorable when the DYOM mission's created by someone whose understanding of the plot of SA begins and ends at "The Ballas are bad and Big Smoke betrays you"

22:15 in Italian "salt" is "sale", which is also the third person singular of the verb salire, to go up/get on. This is surprisingly funny and sophisticated, looks like some kind of experimental poetry which plays on homonyms of other languages

Josh, you should consider racing other people in DYOM to see who gets a better score or even do a bingo of common tropes. It would be really fun. It reads the comment.

1:05:48 this certainly is one of my top 5 Joshimuz moments ever

The "it sows the field" mission had me crying from laughter like I haven't since a while ago, bless you Josh.

It assassins the creed in 1994

SURPRISE BRAIN STROKE!

I'm noticing a pattern where most of the mission creators don't know which color on the cop cars is primary and which is secondary, so they're all inverted like the Enforcer at 11:28

21:06 so this is what a second person shooter looks like

Hey just finished with my ESA trip, kinda, sorry I've been absent from the comments for the past week

love these DYOM videos, they always brighten up my day

20:56 this mission has the worst english we've seen in these runs so far

You'd be surprised how many things you can climb, and even climb into and possibly get stuck inside a building. It's still a good mechanic it sows the field

That "Fly to Groove Street" at the end had me crying from laughter.

Nobody: Josh: excuse me, comin' thru, beep beep

It watches the video of Josh KZfaqs channel

when william said "calm, each gets by with what holds" it hit me hard…

14:07 15.00 pm lol

It sows the field.

3 episodes in less than 1 week. THANK YOU VERY MUCH JOSHIMUZ FOR THE INFINITE ENTERTEINAMENT!

1:06 These trees only have collision in the shape of a pole, when they start spreading with branches and such dont have collision thus you can stand on top of them

I love how you call Giuseppe "Guipsi" 😆

It has the stroke.

Everyone: Giuseppe Donelli Joshimuz: Gupsy Dolly Funnily enough that mission is probably made by an italian, but he translated literally word by word that's why it doesn't make much sense i think, as an italian you can try to translate it back and understand the original meaning of the phrase.

assassin's creed 1994

It gives a thumb up and leaves a comment.

Your DYOM runs are the only 1h long videos I'll always watch through in one sitting

Man I love this series. It's such a hilarious thing to watch and I doubt we'll run out of DYOMs any time soon.

11:01 Like how there's just one SWAT member constantly crouching.

Holy moly. Great timing. Thank you for upload

Glad you still doing these videos!!

17:43 you can see the girl you spawned with in the beginning running towards the bar, pretty sure you had to follow her Josh.

FYI if you fall on a car you don't take damage (or very minor damage as far as i remember). you could bring a car at the spot where they fall and they wouldn't die EDIT: To everyone denying this, I have just uploaded a demonstration video on my channel.

That intro is the beginnibg of Joshimuz's San Andreas Facts and Glitches series.

It watches The Joshimuz Video

Ma, can we buy Call of Duty: MW3? But we have Call of Duty: MW3 at home! *Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 at home* 29:05

Goopsy sows the field

"Goopsy" oh God my sides

Goopsy

I made a super weird mission a long time ago cause I was bored and it's like one of the worst but also hilarious missions. In the mission, CJ says that he's hungry. So you have to get on his bike and then go to The pizzeria and then CJ eats food there and then goes back to grove, then when he gets off the bike, he says: IM STILL HUNGGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. And Then he proceeds to die. And then when the mission is over you just see your own dead body and the mission gets failed because you're dead.

Great video as always Josh

I love the way you pronounce Giuseppe. Makes the nonsense even more funny lmao

When people make a dyom mission they're suppose to have the actors in interiors or in cutscenes disabled after the cutscene and interior is not being used. They clearly forgot to do that on the madd dogg mission.

Love this series, keep up josh

I think you've just about visited every cemetery in SA during DYOM runs! You almost certainly visited the one in LS, you've been to the one in Las Brujas and even been to Confessions drive-thru. After Opposition Memorial in this run, the only one that remains is an unfinished cemetery in Las Barrancas. Good luck!

36:06 KARMA hits hard😉

26:28 when the thiccest anime girl gets off her chair in hot summer with no AC on

it sows the field mission is HILARIOUS

Gone to the Job

Gotta love my boy Giuseppe, it is a good mechanic and ALSO sows the field

"Fly to groove street" lost my shit right there 😂

Damn I was just thinking about a new episode 😳 hell yeah!

it comments the video

Hey josh, as other people suggested a DYOM bingo stream would be hilarious

1:05:50 laughing my ass off

Oh hey thanks Josh for uploading your runs here on KZfaq

1:00 it is really funny how us the people that have been playing this game for so long get VERY surprised when we find out things we never seen before

SALTS FROM BEHIND

The last minutes of the stream are gold

The birth of the It meme

It speedruns the mission or else it gets the hose again.

56:43 +2137 respect - that's some Jean Paul joke right there heheheh

As someone who has played DYOM missions (and even made some, though most were poorly made), I really recommend playing Codename Zulu.

The parkour one is pretty cool

it puts the tractor in the shed or else it sows the field again

Hey Joshimuz, maybe organize a DYOM creation contest? You'd play and rate missions created by your fans.

nostalgia

it goes bum !

helly yeah

Well at least I tried with you "Joshimuz"😅

*IT SOWS THE FIELD*

It sows the field

I think Lure, Photo Opportunity & that one where you follow the train are probably the longest drive? The last one more so if you don't know you can take the train rather than follow it.

Girls vs Workers translation since it's Serbian again lol Stisni F9 da udjes u auto= Press F9 to get in the car (yup) Ubij sve budale= Kill all the fools Prati crnu= Follow the black ?? ( no clue what it refers to either)

I forgot if you aren't on exact height for CJ to auto climb you need to press jump adittionaly for him to latch on, i believe that works but im not entirely sure on top of my head. EDIT: On yellow cars i think Infernus can be yellow, i think Races also have more varied colors. And if you wanna count it the random NRG spawn can be Yellow/Dark Gray.

Goobsie

3:25 you underestimate my reading skills, I see two or three sentences for a split second and I know what it says.

*What Is Happening* - *Josh E Muz*

33:30 Josh you should consider trying to learn how to control the recoil of some guns in this game, they have a circle pattern which is pretty simple to follow if you try to learn it, I know these missions are for fun but it'd be nice if you could try to control it, faster kills than simply bursting;

Too often josh is like "What you can do that???" Josh is such a pro in this game but still knows so little. Its amazing how much more i know about this game but i still can't speedrun. I guess your brain capacity goes either into speedrunning or random facts

Next speed run needs to be it sows the field %.

Goopsie hahahahahahahaha Joshhhh

i sow the field and it sows the fild

It puts the lotion in the basket

best it was the mission, it sows the field

I always wonder if the people who designed these missions ever watched Joshimuz's DYOM runs. I'm curious to hear their reactions.

I'm curious how many OG KZ_Frew fans are impatiently awaiting the epic DYOM mission "Caggpe"

Madd Dogg just got really high.

god its like 1am why am i practicing genocide against my own neurons again😭😭

6:32 Photo Opportunity

I love you portuguese

it goes to ceckpoint

it likes the video

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