Dear son, If you are reading this, then it means you are now strong enough to get 77% score on DDR. I am so proud of you.

John: do the dancey thing.

I bet he was out of "BREATH" after this.

I remember watching this around 2013, wow time flies by fast.

I can't help but watch the feet and think about hussie's legs flailing around when he runs XD

You my dear, John, have reached God Tier. Well done.

hes obviously using the windy thing to cheat

White boy with a little bit of swag busts down sensual style.

I think he broke the game and his score got stuck at 77%, holy cow

I made the shirt and the hood myself! I painted white shoes and used blue scrub pants. So yeah. Generally you have to make awesome costumes yourself. :)

New headcanon: john rocks at dancing

I'm sad I am getting into Homestuck late, but it is really cool because I can find a backlog of videos like this..!!

Thank you,this talk with you has been really informative for me :) it was an honor to talk to you

all the awards, John. all the awards.

@FwugRadiation Thank you! And thank you for making this amazing song.

MIND=BLOWN

And this is why dave loves him so

duuuuuuuuuuuuude....no dudddddddddee...DUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDE!! he did the thing...

Jegus fucking buttery Christ. I'm pretty sure any words I had to describe this were thrown under those shoes with the arrows.

I can't believe I never used the bar. That's how you're so good. I SHOULD HAVE USED THE BAR.

I really like the sound the podium makes, haha.

My brain can't even follow...your moves...

John: DO THE DANCY THING!

ur a great player man! :) and the costume is also great ;) did you make it yourself ? :S i want it but the only thing i can find online is the shirt

and all while in john cosplay. damn

Ah, thanks for recommending this, KZfaq.

John: do the steppy thing

Headcanon - John uses his windy powers to help him in DDR

I love this to bits, but his shoes WHAT ARE THOSE! Im sorry XD

holy shit this was so amazing that i am stunned and dont really know what to say because just WOW

You are a hero, sir.

headcanon accepted

Wow. Just... wow

John: do the dance thing.

He's doing the Hussie dance! :D

is it weird that i find this attractive

Impressive the only tune I've seen someone better than you was when I witnessed a feat of impossibility a person got 100% while not even facing the screen in the hardest difficulty

>>Dance on the ethereal machine

For me, yes the metal pads make a huge difference. They move a lot less. And also, arguments aside, the bar does make a big difference too. It keeps your body from moving a lot which saves a lot of energy.

This is the most amazing and badass thing I have ever seen. You have some serious fancy feet, my dear.

this should not be humanly possible

@QWERTYkid911 No, I mean I'm really impressed! This is great. :)

unbelievable tekkers

**chants** GO JOHN GO JOHN GO JOHN GO JOHN!!!!!!

This is so sick

i am amazed

Dude thats so cool!

Welp. You win the internet...

Thank you very kindly. It worked perfectly.

Sir,you are effing amazing 030

I've been playing for 8 years, but I'm nowhere near as good as I should be for having played for that long. I don't get to play very often. ITG machines are far and few between.

Holy crud, that was amazing.

There can be more than one heir of wind so this is not necessarily a john cosplay

OMG this is perfect! Just THIS US MAGIC

I CHALLENGE YOU, JOHN. DO CASCADE.

wow man.. just this WOOOWWW!!!

Headcanon aproved!!!!

I refuse to believe this isn't magic

An honor? Now you're just being silly. You're welcome!

@Ifer30 Well first off it's an ITG machine; you can't put custom song onto a DDR machine. And the easiest way is to just put songs onto a flash drive(as long as your local machine has the right update), and play them from there. There are detailed instructions how to do that around on the internet. If you want to actually want to put songs, themes, course, and whatnot onto the machine, you have to know linux. I don't know how to hack a machine though.

haha okay,im going to try creating it :) btw,may i ask how long you've been playing stepmania/DDR for now ?

LOOK AT JOHN GO

You. Are a God....OH, WAIT. HURR.

ok thats not humanly possable

WHY WASN"T I THERE!!!

@maggipiee nope this some sexy footwork

accurate.

HOLLY CRAP KID YOUR GOOD!!!!! I wish I could do that

okay holy fucking shit. Thats badass.

Fuq, I want one of them ITG cabinets. >:

You know that's what happened.

Oh my God. .______.

@FwugRadiation are you proud toby

@GuardsmanGary Tokens Family Fun Center in Des Moines, IA. :P

@NCHammer326 Thanks, dad! :D

i need to ddr with you ._. ....NEED!! lol btw love the cosplay! You make an Awesomesauce John lol

Heir of Steps

OH MY GOD

This is vey hot.

i've been playing for a few weeks now,and im pretty good i think ;) but i still wanna get better,though i have a Foam dance pad is it easyer on the metal ones?

Omg crazy feet! God tier john

Amazing! But how did you load the steps onto DDR?

Add a link in the description. If it doesn't work, let me know.

So you made the steps? How did you get it onto the machine? Is it a special feature of that particular type of machine?

@Daddead324 Because you didn't drive out here.

Is there any way to get the simfile for this? I would very much like to attempt this song myself.

what's the game you played on your computer? or is it just a program?

joHN HOW

openITG

Anybody still have the file?

how do you what

damn

One dislike. The game appears to have a youtube account.

you need to get better ;; Uh excuse me i can't even MOVE MY FEAT THAT GODDAMN FAST holy shit you made me freak out to the point i woke my mom up. Mind = blown man,

HOW?!?!?

@Anonymouscrayons Done! Check my other videos.

@QWERTYkid911 Well you didn't invite me!!!

HOW?

@FwugRadiation Uh. Oops?

How'd you get the song onto the arcade game? o.o