“Don’t laugh! This ain’t reality TV!” The Departed (2006)

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@jgbecker24 7 ай бұрын

Fun fact: The guy was actually laughing and Nicholson rolled with it. Wasn't part of the script.

@ace_v2905 6 ай бұрын

I knew it lol. Felt too much like an improv part

@dla116z3 5 ай бұрын

Who cares? "Fact ain't Fun!

@msgottaneedtoknow 5 ай бұрын

@@dla116z3 The hell they aren’t!

@TheEpicChronicles 5 ай бұрын

Cool one. I didn't know

@rossbaldwin9803 5 ай бұрын

"And if ya keep the camera rolling..."

@gzz8551 11 ай бұрын

“Innnn the mahhhhhrsh” The way he says that. 😂

@stephencronin1080 4 ай бұрын

Only line he even tried to put on a bahstan accent

@thomasa8814 4 ай бұрын

He breaks out the boston every now and then and its hilarious

@Dale-jr7oj 4 ай бұрын

3 feet of fuckin mood

@inutero10 4 ай бұрын

Drop the r

@JEMurl 4 ай бұрын

THE best American accent this Nation has ever birthed.

@ooodIbooo 19 күн бұрын

"THIS AIN'T REALITY TVEE." "THIS IS JUST NORMAL TVEE."

@G59METH 12 күн бұрын

"THIS IS JUST PEAK CINEMA."

@ooodIbooo 11 күн бұрын

@@criminalsaint9611 ON SUNDAYS

@sbbul19 5 ай бұрын

Jack Nicholson was eccentric, chilling and hilarious all at once in the movie. One of my favorites 💯

@gustavgnoettgen 4 ай бұрын

"She fell funny!" And proceeds to laugh

@joliecide 4 ай бұрын

Jack is an absolute genius actor.

@thrillhouse4784 4 ай бұрын

@@gustavgnoettgenya and he improved that

@RaytheonNublinski 2 ай бұрын

And what did you father say? Oh yeah, he wasn’t around.

@infiniteinspiration1628 22 күн бұрын

Love him 😅

@Kimon71 19 күн бұрын

Jack Nicholson is one of the best actors.

@stevencoardvenice 17 күн бұрын

Yes he is. One of the GOATs. Watch his scenes in Shining and Few Good men

@Kimon71 17 күн бұрын

@@stevencoardvenice In shining he is incredible ny friend. I like at the end that he remains frozen with the axe.

@stevencoardvenice 17 күн бұрын

@@Kimon71 he's amazing. So is Shelly duval. I watch it all the time

@stevencoardvenice 17 күн бұрын

@@Kimon71 Scoop typical of you. To demand that we leave the hotel. Right when I'm REALLLY STARTING TO GET INTO MY WORK

@chargerification 11 күн бұрын

Leagues above de Niro and anyone else we like

@gavinbrando8255 11 ай бұрын

Only just realised that Fitz is Stephen from Braveheart 😮the crazy Irish guy who is super loyal to Wallace

@es9758 11 ай бұрын

Damn I just now realized that wow!!

@j.t.thomas1859 11 ай бұрын

@@es9758Didn't know that either

@jackbrereton7286 8 ай бұрын

Scorsese must have liked Braveheart cause he put Brendan Gleason in Gangs of New York

@tomben6180 6 ай бұрын

⁠@@jackbrereton7286Nobody likes Braveheart, it was a stinking pile of fantasy shite. Gleason is a brilliant actor though in his own right, that’s why he was used.

@mustangmaniac1983 5 ай бұрын

"The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked! Ha ha ha ha!"

@Dennis_Reynolds_Golden_God 5 ай бұрын

"That must've been a big fuckin dog man" 😂

@jimduffy1967 4 ай бұрын

Brilliant 😂😂😂😂

@sinistertwister686 4 ай бұрын

DONT LAUGH! THIS AINT REALITY TV!

@infiniteinspiration1628 22 күн бұрын

Yeah😅😅😅😅

@quistador7 11 ай бұрын

That actor was so good hahah. The face he makes after the "don't laugh" 😂😂😂

@chaz693 6 ай бұрын

You mean Jack Nicholson? Your age is showing

@3y35poihjpn 6 ай бұрын

@@chaz693 No the guy laughing ffs

@XenoFonia 6 ай бұрын

Gerard Butler.

@LoveBaseballLove 6 ай бұрын

@@XenoFoniaDavid O'Hara

@XenoFonia 6 ай бұрын

@@LoveBaseballLove fair enough

@gustavoorvile 4 ай бұрын

" She fell funny " Fucking Genius

@8daysafreak 3 ай бұрын

I was just thinking this exact line earlier while killing some goons in Cyberpunk and thought this one Tyger Claw fell funny. Lol

@infiniteinspiration1628 22 күн бұрын

Yeah😅

@thomasfevre9515 16 күн бұрын

And then you let the camera rolling...

@aldolowe7340 11 ай бұрын

Lmao I fuck in lose it everytime someone says “don’t laugh!” Triggers a fucking harder laugh 🤣🤣

@BigstickNick 7 ай бұрын

I would have probably been shot for that

@missbelled6700 4 ай бұрын

my angry mob boss: DONT LAUGH the uncontainable silliness within me:

@nachtrevi82 11 ай бұрын

Nicholson is so intense , like De Niro or Pacino they really embody the character .

@brgreg8725 8 ай бұрын

3 best

@tforrest1010 6 ай бұрын

Except for that godawful Boston accent, the only word he said with the accent was marsh 😂

@SlermmMcderm 5 ай бұрын

Deniro is overrated 😂

@TheRealTurkFebruary 5 ай бұрын

They only really ever embody themselves. Larry Fishburne is an example of the opposite. A guy who disappears into the role. The three you named, quite frankly, have only been interested in playing themselves for decades.

@edwardunique8180 5 ай бұрын

Robert de Niro was the first choice instead Nicholson. But he was shooting " The good Shepard"... With Matt Damon... Instead of DiCaprio*

@TheMoFauxs 4 ай бұрын

The “I’m embarrassed” line is underrated

@brucebanter-theincrediblej7927 19 күн бұрын

I still laugh so hard on this scene.. Jack is the greatest

@brandonhanrahan1748 Жыл бұрын

Def one of the greatest gangster flicks ever

@fermisurface2616 11 ай бұрын

Meh

@brittanycunningham787 8 ай бұрын

Any random episode of the sopranos was better than this movie

@jtaco4101 6 ай бұрын

@@brittanycunningham787def not Christopher.

@imprezaver4 6 ай бұрын

Can't agree more... and Jack is the funniest thug boss ever..

@Misdirecting 6 ай бұрын

*definitely

@aimeerebecca1 4 ай бұрын

I love how Jack’s only effort at a Bostonian accent is with “the mahsh”. No other words in the whole damn movie 😂

@bbluva20 2 ай бұрын

Ehh, watch it again, he puts on plenty of accents. Not everyone has to sound like a walking stereotype just because they're from a certain area. Louis CK and Bill Burr lived in Boston and they have lots of material on how they thought everyone there talked like a goddamn moron. Hell, even Jerma985 was from Boston and didn't talk like an illiterate dockworker all the time.

@aimeerebecca1 2 ай бұрын

@@bbluva20 sure, but Burr and CK don’t go in & out of their accents, particularly not on single words. I lived in Boston for years, he should’ve committed one way or the other

@pazzoaf Ай бұрын

The “Boston” accent he’s using is very specific to Boston proper. For someone who grew up there and never left, sure, probably should’ve used it more. But the broader Northeastern accent/New England accent is much more subtle. Folks may only go non rhotic for certain words because it’s only certain words that they grew up hearing a certain way.

@uriah9559 24 күн бұрын

theres one pretty specific word i can think of

@infiniteinspiration1628 22 күн бұрын

Gold😅😅😅😅

@archipelago93 4 ай бұрын

“THIS AIN’T REALITY TV!!” Such a hilarious line 😂 So random, and as if reality TV is just a bunch of gags and people joking around 😂

@glennhunt6564 Жыл бұрын

I love that movie

@ItsFilmatic Жыл бұрын

Great flick 🤌

@pleaseenteraname1103 8 ай бұрын

Who doesn’t.

@shaneedgeworth4511 6 ай бұрын

Amen 🤌

@Rays_Bad_Decisions 5 ай бұрын

@@ItsFilmaticit's the Marsh next to 107 in Saugus Revere, it's still filled with cars and bodies

@CumtownAndConspiracyClips 5 ай бұрын

I stg I watch this at keast once a year! 😅

@Gg-hl4co 20 күн бұрын

Fun fact: this was supposed to be an outtake and Jack improved the scene! Almost that they used it since I definitely laughed and felt the seriousness of Jack the entire time!

@SalvableRuin 11 ай бұрын

That soulless stare from French while Fritz makes excuses is chilling. He is just waiting for the order to kill Fritz and he would feel nothing if he did it.

@nathansharma87 5 ай бұрын

His name really Mr French?

@aw98000 5 ай бұрын

Not excuses. There was a rat.

@delanorrosey4730 4 ай бұрын

Fritz had a good excuse - he dumped him and thought he got away with it. Little did he realize Costigan followed him and called it in as a favor to Delahunt. Costello and Mr French knows it was the rat that called it in. He wasn't angry about the cops finding the body - cops could've stumbled over it. He was angry that Fritz didn't check to see if he was being followed and who followed him.

@alistuzlak 4 ай бұрын

French is not watching at Fritz at all, he watching the news like them all- Fritz turns head back and forth while in disbelief. Thats all

@attila_the_hunk9685 3 ай бұрын

@@nathansharma87...........😐.....no 🙂

@MaineOffGrid. 20 күн бұрын

Damn I miss Jack Nicholson movies. This was one of his best. And it was his last.

@auburnwithalake 19 күн бұрын

His last *good movie. Technically did a couple after this one... plus, he ain't dead yet.

@MaineOffGrid. 19 күн бұрын

@@auburnwithalake I know he’s not dead. He was recently spotted at a Laker’s game. First public appearance in 3 years.

@TheClassifiedMan 4 ай бұрын

David O’Hara is a great Scottish actor👌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@joe3454 2 ай бұрын

I thought he was the King of Ireland.

@RLH69 19 күн бұрын

She fell funny is the best one yet

@BigMick502 11 ай бұрын

Jack Nicholson is an American treasure

@stuartewoldt1513 6 ай бұрын

Hell ya, he's such a cool dude that Roman Polanski went over to Jacks house with a 13 yr old, drugged her and well you know the rest. Not a peep from Jack... thats called loyalty or accomplice

@Will-dn9dq 20 күн бұрын

The look when he trys not to laufh😂

@desertstrmvet91 5 ай бұрын

Jack was such an awesome actor. To bad his health took him outta the game. Be well Jack, we miss u on the silver screen!!

@jacklarue7049 5 ай бұрын

Bro he was gunning from the 60’s til a few years ago…we got half his damn life on film! His legend will go on long after we’ve passed!

@bottle1lack743 5 ай бұрын

He can get back in mental and physical shape in no time

@keefriff99 4 ай бұрын

Wasn’t really anything specific health-wise…he just got old and didn’t really take care of himself. He seems to mostly be a recluse these days, which is a shame.

@keefriff99 4 ай бұрын

⁠@@bottle1lack743 Nah, he’s done acting. He’s 86…you don’t get “back into form” at that age after taking almost two decades off.

@bottle1lack743 4 ай бұрын

@@keefriff99 He can get back in mental and physical shape in no time and he'll look even better physic of most wrestlers.

@jdblueee 11 ай бұрын

Damn i think he needs to sing "I'm soo pretty" to control that anger

@Janine.Najarian 11 ай бұрын

ha nice

@Charlezard. 11 ай бұрын

Goosfraba!

@Captain_Insano_nomercy 5 ай бұрын

The anger sharks are swimming in my head!

@KRS2000 4 ай бұрын

I think he's more pissed that his eggs weren't over easy.

@asteadydecline 4 ай бұрын

@@Charlezard. Goos blah-blah

@tobyharper6188 20 күн бұрын

Awesome scene brilliant acting.

@skutsenkow 21 күн бұрын

When he said don't laugh, I forced myself to stop laughing

@AdamGee8 21 күн бұрын

Can’t believe I didn’t realize that was Steven from braveheart till years later… “It’s my island” 😂😂

@DunmoresMovieMania 20 күн бұрын

"It's moy oyland!"

@joiscara7191 20 күн бұрын

You’re not sane if you don’t laugh at this scene.

@F3DR685 21 күн бұрын

Hey the Irish dude fron Braveheart made it out alive 😅

@MensaGiraffe 21 күн бұрын

"The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're f*cked!"

@SvendleBerries 21 күн бұрын

The Almighty says dont change the subject just answer the fookin question!

@jaegergames7042 20 күн бұрын

STEVEN IS ME NAME!!!

@DunmoresMovieMania 20 күн бұрын

"I'm PRETTIER than Jack Nicholson."

@jackmidd123 11 ай бұрын

The maaaasshh

@rainiermandell6191 11 ай бұрын

Jack Nicholson was so scary and chilling in this film. Wonderful, brave performance

@kirklandsewell3776 11 ай бұрын

Great performance!!!!...🎉

@RealKame 19 күн бұрын

Clementine's hat is the real survivor😂 I feel like that hat has been through more trauma and put in more work than anybody

@tdthib5530 19 күн бұрын

I wonder how many takes it took for this scene 😂😂

@ABoyandHisDog-pd3lb 19 күн бұрын

Not too many I imagine or Nicholson would have had an aneurysm. 😂

@MadMan731 21 күн бұрын

This scene is great.

@telebiopic 20 күн бұрын

Jack Nicholson needs no intro 🎉

@TheAbysssarian 20 күн бұрын

*I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT!* 🎉

@16cliffedge 20 күн бұрын

want 2 buy an autograph of his? i have a few my mom worked with him

@auburnwithalake 19 күн бұрын

Yep, such a great golfer. The "Golden Bear" was awesome.

@SelahEspiritual 21 күн бұрын

Yes Lord? I'll ask him....

@ronengle9524 2 ай бұрын

Excellent film. This one was a damn good watch❤

@jeffreymeeks4051 11 ай бұрын

Man this movie had me guessing until the very end!

@Experienceofman 4 ай бұрын

This scene was actually hilarious

@GriffinDuyThespian 2 ай бұрын

Most dolphinitely improvised. Hell ye.

@doncicci9608 4 ай бұрын

Fitz made me laugh so hard. "The pur bastaird" "three fit of mud."

@nc32203 Жыл бұрын

Ta Deepahded

@Viktor_9696 22 күн бұрын

One of the best movies ever made!

@TylerG13 7 ай бұрын

This movie for me is Goodfellas for everyone else.

@kingkiller_1001 5 ай бұрын

That part where he's telling him to "Don't laugh" gets me every fukin time .. I'm dead

@earthsgard 11 ай бұрын

The laugh was genuine 😅😅😅😅

@jacobjacob8381 19 күн бұрын

great movie

@DSto90 19 күн бұрын

Great movie, shouldn't have shown Mark shooting dude at the end, would've left speculative interest

@Z7Sakari 4 ай бұрын

“I AM CALM!!”

@cecilharmon1832 Жыл бұрын

Completely awesome

@gorlaaaaami 11 ай бұрын

Read somewhere this was ad-libbed by Jack and Scorsese liked so much how it turned out, he left it as is. Don’t know if it’s true or not but supposedly the blowjob comment was unscripted so the laugh from Fitz is supposedly a real laugh and not an act. Could all be bullshit though but that’s what I read.

@foreverman1966 20 күн бұрын

Jacks greatest performance He new it was based on a very true story ❤ 🎉

@LarryHazard 19 күн бұрын

not his greatest

@foreverman1966 15 күн бұрын

@@LarryHazard ,I feel Jack plays the role as good as good as The Crook he portrays, which do u think is his best

@AH-tx1nj 4 ай бұрын

Jack has got to be the best actor of all time. He's a fucking national treasure.

@pgc2442 4 ай бұрын

This is one of the best scenes in that movie. Jack N is beyond amazing in it.

@dillonmacpherson3350 3 ай бұрын

The departed is the best director's best movie.

@MrAppleOrchard 11 ай бұрын

Why is marsh the only word he says with a boston accent? hahaha

@mackhomie6 11 ай бұрын

Because he already made his millions

@darrenthetuber743 11 ай бұрын

Yeah he really Brando'd this one, the effortlessness is apparent but so is his "I ain't fuck prepping for shit"

@gevdarg 5 ай бұрын

Right.

@JennyJeong425 5 ай бұрын

Because, although Jack Nicholson is a brilliant actor, he can't do accents for shit.

@riffsthatkill2180 5 ай бұрын

Because he sucks in this role. Every word without a dropped R in it sounds like his normal speaking voice.

@CK2008able 5 күн бұрын

Man, it’s crazy that this was pretty much Nicholson’s last serious role. What a performance

@brianlove6175 2 ай бұрын

Jack is so funny in this film

@Griffo5446 2 ай бұрын

Brilliant acting 👏

@benwilson6559 2 ай бұрын

Nicholson is unbelievable

@user-yi7fz8ly2z 22 күн бұрын

He's also played the 12 year old Mexican girl in Maid in Manhattan. Brilliant performance.

@jdtii7069 21 күн бұрын

Lana Rhodes 😂😂😂😂 and Ski Bri 😂😂😂

@andy-frost Ай бұрын

Great movie 👍

@colonelradec5956 4 ай бұрын

I love that he laughs 🤣

@wilder11 11 ай бұрын

Me and my buddy quote this all the time. XD

@TheUncheckedComments 10 күн бұрын

This is still one of the greatest movies ever.

@mauritzventer2092 5 ай бұрын

In my top ten of all time, cant remember how many times I watched it.

@nobodynothing00000 3 ай бұрын

Damon and Waaaaahlburg were the only ones who could do the clam chowdah accent just right

@user-ix1ki1po5r Жыл бұрын

great film

@jordanglasper1064 20 күн бұрын

Lol Da henchmen laughin made me laugh

@chefskiss6179 6 ай бұрын

Loved David O'Hara in a wee 1997 Irish rom-com, The Matchmaker, with Janeane Garofalo.

@JohnSmith-rw6vo 6 ай бұрын

You're literally the only other person I've seen to mention that movie. It was an awesome movie and definitely underated.

@chefskiss6179 6 ай бұрын

@@JohnSmith-rw6vo Yeah, watched it again a coupla weeks ago... I already liked it, but it was better than I remembered.

@JennyJeong425 5 ай бұрын

I remember that film. I think we are the only people who watched it.

@alexemch49 4 ай бұрын

Fitz is one of my favorite characters in the movie. This scene, the "i wont be home for supper" scene and the " Wheres your fuckin boy!!"

@birdpirch85 11 ай бұрын

“My Island”

@Hartinmouston5158 4 ай бұрын

I need to rewatch this movie. One of the few films I can watch DiCaprio in.

@jamesnorth7318 4 ай бұрын

Man I hated him at the start. But he's become one of the greatest actors of my generation (I'm 36)

@myplan8166 4 ай бұрын

@@jamesnorth7318he is for sure

@myplan8166 4 ай бұрын

Wolf of wall street? Blood diamonds? Django? Once upon in Hollywood? just to name a few

@Hartinmouston5158 4 ай бұрын

@@myplan8166I did say one of the few 😂

@Hartinmouston5158 4 ай бұрын

I watch Wolf for Margot Robbie, Django for Christoph Waltz, Blood Diamond for Djimon and Departed absolutely for Jack Nicholson, and I can’t believe Nicholson didn’t take a Best Actor for the Departed as well.

@dbsuper2928 18 күн бұрын

This ain’t reality tv line lives in my head rent free

@jevilz9858 6 ай бұрын

Damn this movie and his dialogues that’s why I loved it so much

@gastone1459 3 ай бұрын

Goat of acting!!

@bryonwatkins1432 2 ай бұрын

My GOD in heaven!!!! TOOOO fcuking funny 🤣😂🤣😂!!!! Fcuking classic Jack Nicholson!!!!

@user-gr1ky6zl4o 6 ай бұрын

One of Americas greatest actors of all time

@Gl6619 16 күн бұрын

My favorite line of the entire movie…Nicholson’s inflection and over the top delivery I probably what makes the line classic..

@mickeysmouse4800 11 ай бұрын

Fantastic film. I remember when this came out, loads of critics were saying it was disappointing… WTAF!!! 😮

@johnotoole5786 5 ай бұрын

Film was b At best

@jandro8370 20 күн бұрын

U dump him IN THE MARSH!

@ReverZe83 20 күн бұрын

*MAAASH

@bottle1lack743 5 ай бұрын

DON'T LAUGH and how he threathens him with his cap😅

@antonraterman2281 4 ай бұрын

My boy from brave heart. “He wasn’t right in da head”

@itsaashish 4 ай бұрын

My favourite movie of all time 😍😍😍💚

@JaNdiKed 4 ай бұрын

It never ever gets old!! Jack's just outstanding is this!

@skins4thewin 20 күн бұрын

Effing fantastic flick man.

@shanemathews4177 11 ай бұрын

I've seen that movie a million times and I always get something different out of it

@wesd7338 11 ай бұрын

This is what acting is.

@SolidMikeP 11 ай бұрын

“I’m embarrassed “

@spookisghostly4619 2 ай бұрын

Nicholson is such a great actor

@cannotfindmyshoes3 14 күн бұрын

Brilliant scene amongst many. It's a BRILLIANT FILUM.

@donelion6459 5 ай бұрын

I dont know if anyone else saw it but Leo and Nicholson look so alike , for the longest time i thought they were related .

@recmydream 7 күн бұрын

Jack is great actor... As always

@chrisallmaras1463 3 ай бұрын

One of the best lines and deliveries in the history of cinema 😂😂😂

@lionofapollo4636 21 күн бұрын

The MOSH pit

@istaycatchingfish2552 5 ай бұрын

DON'T LAUGH!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

@jameslunsford4168 4 ай бұрын

He’s just one of the very best of all time